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Previously on Frisky Dingo...
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[Screeches]
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CREWS: What do you mean
they got smart?
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From living inside the computers.
ll think they've been eating RAM.
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Hey, baby. It's me. Oh, my God.
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Guess who's giving me
an exclusive interview?
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And as God is my witness,
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1 will have my revenge on Xander Crews!
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All right, Phil. Come on. Hurry up.
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Xander Crews
isn't going to kidnap himself.
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Inside Phil's tummy.
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Shut up, Phil.
And what do you think you're doing?
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[Mumbling]
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Oh, really?
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Well, bright young lads
who bring home a "C" in Earth Science
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and a "C-" in Algebra don't get to go
on a lovely kidnapping.
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[Mumbling]
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Yes, as a matter of fact.
We'll probably use algebra like mad today.
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STAN: What are you doing?
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CREWS: Fish sticks,
we don't want them in here.
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The government closed down
the ant farm keyboard factory,
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and I can't take them to my house.
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My mom has this like bug-a-phobia thing.
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I bet she's loving you right about now.
And fillet of you.
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And what is that on your head?
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WATLEY: I think those
are gonna be eye stalks.
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You are all [beep] up.
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This whole company's [beep] up,
thanks to you.
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How is this possibly, any of it, my fault?
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Besides the dolls nobody's buying,
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and the super- intelligent ants
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that may very well mean
the end of [beep] civilization?
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- Well, obviously besides that.
- Dammit.
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Watley, take the damn ant farm keyboards
to the dump.
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Oh, and that radioactive waste...
can also go.
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- What the hell's that doing in here?
- Got a lot of dogs in the fire, Stanimal.
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I also have a new plan for the dolls,
so shut up and let's go.
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- We're not going back to Vegas?
- We can't ever go back to Vegas!
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Yeah, 'cause that's how my love burns.
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Don't worry, baby. I'm coming for you.
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Do you even know how huge
this Killface interview could be for me?
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Uh, so huge your boyfriend
will learn your name?
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- [Laughter]
- Why would you even say that?
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Because I care about you. We all do.
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Really?
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[Sniggers] No! We don't.
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KILLFACE: Right, then, here we are,
smack in the belly of the beast.
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Now on my signal, I want you
to pop that canister of sleeping gas, and--
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- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
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You're getting pretty for the crab man.
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- No, no, no.
- Yes, you are.
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- Hey, is that Crews?
- Shut up, Phil.
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You want to marry him,
and have little crab babies
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and live happily ever after
in your clam shell under the sea.
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And you'll say, "Oh, I know.
Let's have that lovely Sponge Bob over
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"for shish-kebabs some night.
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"And Patrick.”
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So now you're just going
to get him to sign a contract
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giving you the rights
to make him into a doll?
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Yeah. Looking back, operation
Snooper Fax was a little convoluted.
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Convoluted.
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Dammit. You just about used up
all of our operating capital.
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[Gasps]
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Do we still have enough
to pay for Train Island?
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- Yes. Your little choo-choos are safe.
- Nice.
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And only because I made some
pretty deep cuts in...
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Well, elsewhere.
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XTACLE 1: Guess I'll call Jan and tell her
we're not going to Orlando.
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XTACLE 2: Orlando?
Dude, this won't even cover my mortgage.
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WATLEY: And I'll put the ant farm
keyboards in the radioactive waste,
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thereby minimizing
the ecological impact of both.
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Way to go, Watley. You're doing it.
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[Gasps] Sinn?
Hey, what are you doing here?
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Hi, squiddly diddly.
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Ha ha, squiddly diddly.
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Yeah, you're no prize yourself, Philip.
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What are you doing at my work?
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- Arthur, can you hear me?
- Ihaven't seen you since Las Vegas!
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Dammit. We only have 11 minutes...
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for this part of the kidnapping.
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I'm gonna cut the glass
with my giant pincer-like claw.
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Oh, Arthur.
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- You're so clever and strong.
- [+ Romantic music]
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Ha ha.
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- [Squelching]
- Oh!
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Oh, my God.
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Ah, and the cloaca blooms.
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You're gonna be sick, aren't you?
You want me to hold your wimple?
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- No?
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[Splat, car alarm beeping]
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[Car alarm stops]
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So, what brings you here?
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Well, it's a funny story, really.
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XTACLE 1: The way I see it,
our only option
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is to kill Xander Crews,
and the first thing we should do--
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XTACLE 2: Let's do it...
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Is distribute the rocket boots.
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Wow, yeah. That is a funny story.
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It's a got a nun in it and everything,
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but Mr. Crews actually went to look for you.
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KILLFACE: He what? Where?
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Yeah, I'm not really “in the loop...
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[Doorbell ringing]
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CREWS: It's nice to get out of the office.
Isn't it, bub?
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Oh, shut up.
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Bubbles.
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[Doorbell ringing]
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Bubblupagus. Bubbo.
Bubbo Baggins, that's you.
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Bubble bubble--
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Oh, for [beep] sake.
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[Door opening]
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Hi, little boy or girl. Is your daddy home?
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Is that a rocket launcher?
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SINN: Well, then, why don't we
just go back to Crews' office
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and wait for him to show up?
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There's no time for that.
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I'm meeting the news lady
at the Annihilatrix,
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and Philip, God help you if any of it
got in the air vents.
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4 bloody bowls worth.
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This whole kidnapping is just ruined.
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- Look, it's him you want, not me.
- Nice.
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So just let me out on the corner,
and no harm done. All right?
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[Mumbling]
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...What did he say?
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I don't even know if he's a he.
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- Dammit!
- Oh, right in the knee. That's gotta kill.
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- I'm all right. It's titanium.
- Nice.
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- [Tires screech]
- Hey! Hey, take it easy, Osama!
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There's only a [beep]
rocket launcher back here.
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Shut up! Some idiot just ran a red light.
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Oh, my God. I just ran a red light.
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Come on, Watley.
Keep your head in the game.
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These super-intelligent
radioactive waste-covered ants
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are a dangerous combo.
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KILLFACE: [Sniffs] It's still there.
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- But, sir, I sprayed--
- Still there.
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- The heater coil--
- Well, then, why do I still smell it?
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And what's he doing in my space?
Oh, that positively tears it.
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So, what's this now?
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Some kind of calm
before the weird berserker storm?
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[Tearful]
When I'm on stage at the airport Radisson
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accepting my local Peabody,
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I'm not gonna mention any of you.
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Oh.
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- Oh, where's the elevator?
- I don't believe it.
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- Come on.
- You didn't kill the taxi driver?
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I was, but I think
it's hard enough on the Arabs
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in this beastly country right now, so--
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- I don't think he's Arab.
- No, I'm pretty sure that guy is Filipino.
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Oh, well, then. London calling.
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GRACE: Oh, my God!
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Yes! That is exactly the kind of blood lust
that makes for a phenomenal interview.
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Hi, Grace Ryan,
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- Force 10 News.
- And you must be Killface.
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Oh, what am I saying?
Of course you're not Killface.
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Not with a face like that.
Nobody in their right mind
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would ever think to call you--
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I'm Killface, if anybody is. Come on.
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How are you?
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Hey, a news van. I love news.
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So, this is the famous Annihilatrix.
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God, it's so...
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massively impressive.
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Well, you know go big or go home,
as the--
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[Mobile rings]
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Don't freak out. I'm turning it off.
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Oh, my God. Is that Cat Party?
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- Yeah, the ringtone.
- Here. Put it on mine, please.
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- Has that got Bluetooth on it?
- No, you big, sloppy man.
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- I just want Cat Party.
- No, no, no. Bluetooth is--
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Tell him to give me Cat Party
or it's going to be talon party
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- at your face's house.
- Are you getting this?
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Am ll--am I getting footage of me,
the cameraman? Absolutely not.
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Well, here we are,
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but you haven't heard
the last of this, cameraman.
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- Oh, God!
- Xander!
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- Grace?
- Simon?
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[Mumbling]
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[Tires screech]
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I'll just see what all the fuss is about,
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and then I'll take these super-intelligent
radioactive waste-covered ants
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to the dump, 'cause man,
that's a dangerous combo.
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Baby, what are you doing up here?
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Casper the mumbly [beep] ghost
over there kidnapped me.
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- Simon?
- STAN: Double kidnapping.
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You did this all by yourself?
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[Mumbling]
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Come over here and hug papa's neck.
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- That's your son?
- Oh, he is a he.
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Oh, I'm so proud of you.
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We're going to split a half pint of lager
and watch Cinemax all night.
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- You can forget being an action figure.
- Sorry, what?
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Can we just forget
the whole action figure conceit, please?
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Xander Crews,
ll demand a ransom of $12 billion dollars.
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- Oh, terrific.
- For you.
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He's not paying you a dime, Killface!
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Yeah!
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'Cause dead men don't pay ransom!
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No! Guys, hey, whoa.
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Not so fast, Xtacles.
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Oh, come on.
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He's mine.
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- CREWS: What the...?
- Oh, my God.
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Going to freak out now.
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Is that a vest? Who even are you?
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- Who, me?
- Actually, a very funny story.
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Your girlfriend's lover.
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- What?
- That's all.
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- What happened was--
- You son of a bitch!
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Kill him.
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Great Scott!
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- Damn it!
- No!
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- Grace!
- Mi amore!
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Lovely news lady.
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This is Grace Ryan, Force 10 News,
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dangling helplessly
from high atop the Annihilatrix,
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my microphone now literally a lifeline
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because if I fall,
1 will drop right into what appear to be
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drums full of super-intelligent
radioactive waste-covered ants.
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[Whispers] Oh, God, please fall.
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Next time on Frisky Dingo...
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Oh, my God, she fell.
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