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Hey, sexy.
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I love that dress.
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Of course you do, Lorenzo.
You made it.
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-Hi, sweetie.
-Hey, guys.
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-There you are.
-Lena.
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-You've done it again.
-It's all for you, Bradlee.
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Gotta mingle.
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Oh, the girls are by the pool.
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Well, well, well, Lena. So where's
this sexy boy toy of yours hiding?
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I didn't know you were
a football fan.
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I've never watched a game. I'm just
a big fan of his old underwear ads.
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{\an8}He's probably just getting out of the
shower. Let me go hurry his ass up.
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{\an8}-Hi.
-Hey, babe.
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Start of the fourth quarter, and Owens
will throw. He's got Brown wide open!
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You have got to be kidding me.
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Honey, just let me finish the game,
I'll take you to the movies.
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Take me to the movies?
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Hello! There's a huge party
going on downstairs.
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Remember the catering trucks
and the valet parkers?
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Oh, shit, I forgot.
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I'll tell you what
you should forget about.
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Football.
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Because it's forgotten all about you.
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Now, you're going to put this outfit on
that I bought you...
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...drag your drunken ass
downstairs...
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...and mingle with my clients
like a good boy.
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Who am I? Elton John?
I ain't wearing that shit.
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-Yes, you are.
-I'm not your trained monkey, honey.
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No. You're much more
expensive than that.
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But I tell you what.
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If you're not downstairs
in five minutes...
32
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...I'm gonna throw you
out of my bed...
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...out of my house and out of my life.
34
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Then you're gonna have to
pay for your own bananas.
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I'm just so mad at you
because you're not wearing my gift.
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Gift?
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What gift?
38
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It's like a I-love-you gift.
I left it in the closet for you.
39
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Really?
40
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Paul, I'm so excited.
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I can't believe you did this.
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-Where'd you put it?
-In the back, on the right.
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Paul? Paul, what are you doing?
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I think we need some
alone time, honey...
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...so I'm gonna go take a cruise
in your Bentley.
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Don't you dare take my car,
you drunken bastard!
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-I own you!
-I love you.
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Would somebody please
open this damn door? Patrick?
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-Lena?
-Patrick.
50
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What happened to you?
51
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He locked me in the closet
and left me to die.
52
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Oh, my God, he is deranged!
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He thinks he can mess with me.
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911.
55
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Oh, man.
Here come the party poopers.
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Well, well, well. I'll be damned.
If it isn't Paul Crewe.
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So, what did I do wrong?
Was I driving poorly?
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Nope. Nope.
This car was reported stolen.
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No, no, no.
It's actually my girlfriend's car.
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Shit happens.
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Shit does happen. I mean,
look what happened to your ears.
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I gotta ask you something.
Does he get XM Radio with those?
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Actually, they get
a couple of channels.
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It's Paul Crewe.
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Another question, though.
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Santa Claus. What's he like?
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Boy, I hate to arrest a public figure
like yourself...
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...but, hell, I don't think
you got too many...
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...endorsement deals to worry about,
now, do you?
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Now, listen here, Mr. Frodo.
Don't get short with me.
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That was good. I mean, he's good.
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Man. I hope you got a lot of money
for that game you threw...
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...because that was the most pathetic
thing I ever saw.
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Step out of the vehicle, Mr. Crewe.
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Don't you think I should pull the car
over more? I could get sideswiped.
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You're slurring your words a bit,
Paul. You been drinking tonight?
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Absolutely not. Do me a favor?
Hold this beer while I back it up.
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Hey, you can finish that one.
I got five more. Take care, guys.
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We got a 3-94 in progress.
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Okay, remain calm.
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How you doing? What's up?
What's up? What's up?
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What you are watching is live footage
of a vehicle, apparently stolen...
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...being pursued by police.
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We're receiving word now
that the driver of that vehicle...
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...is former Pittsburgh football star
Paul Crewe.
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Crewe, you might remember...
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...was the only man ever indicted
on federal racketeering charges...
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...for shaving points
in a professional football game...
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...although it was
never fully proven.
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Yeah!
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-Hello.
-Do not get one more scratch...
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...on my car, or I will slit your throat.
93
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See, that's our problem, sweetie.
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You care about this car
more than you do us.
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And how'd you even know
there was a scratch on this baby?
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Because I am watching you on TV,
as is the whole country.
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Once again,
you are proving to everyone...
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...what a worthless piece of shit
you are.
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Well, I hope they like this.
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Hey, Lena!
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I think we should start
seeing other people!
102
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I think I'm in love.
103
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Good news, boys,
I didn't spill my beer.
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Without question, Crewe's five-year
federal probation for point-shaving...
105
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...has been
severely violated tonight.
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The future of this once-great football
star looks very dark indeed.
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Long way from the big city,
huh, superstar?
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Staying with the times
around here, huh?
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Ain't she beautiful?
110
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Home sweet home, boy.
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Get on your feet.
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You're one lucky son of a bitch,
Crewe.
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-Is that right?
-That's right.
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See, the warden loves his football.
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Fact, he was on the winning side
of your little thing.
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-Well, tell him congratulations.
-But I wasn't.
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Welcome to Allenville.
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Thank you, sergeant.
I'll take it from here.
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Stand up.
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-Afternoon, inmate Crewe.
-Yeah.
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Come on. Warden wants to see you.
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Let's do it.
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Move it.
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I used to play
a little college ball myself.
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Down at the University of Miami.
126
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I bet a lot of your old team-mates
are locked up in here.
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No inmates from my playing days.
Couple of guards, though.
128
00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:37,178
See, we got us a fine
prison-guard league down here.
129
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It's like a company softball team.
130
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Now, the warden...
131
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...he's gonna ask you to help out.
132
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Okay. With what?
133
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That wasn't nice.
134
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When the warden asks you...
135
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,495
...what are you gonna say?
136
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Yes?
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You're gonna tell him "no."
You got it?
138
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You're gonna tell the warden...
139
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...that you want nothing to do
with his football fantasies.
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Not in my back yard.
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Because the warden
don't run this prison. I do.
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You understand?
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Not entirely.
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00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:42,535
Okay. I feel you, dog. I feel you.
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00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:47,373
Paul "Wrecking" Crewe.
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00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,375
I don't say this
to my new guests often...
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...but it's an honor to have you
here at this institution.
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00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,756
It's an honor to be
locked up here, sir.
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Oh, well, this is Errol Dandridge.
150
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,513
Colonel Sanders
been eating his own chicken.
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He's my political adviser.
152
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,436
See, I've been approached
by several very influential people...
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00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,940
...wondering if I'd be interested
in standing for governor.
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00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:16,735
They see the way I run this prison,
think maybe I should run this state.
155
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Only with less sodomy, right?
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Hopefully none.
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Sorry.
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00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,878
Now, there are two things we take very
seriously here in the state of Texas.
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Prison and football.
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We play a little of the latter here.
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The warden is too modest to admit
that his team is rather good.
162
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But not good enough.
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Five years since
our last championship.
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Five years.
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00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,065
Now, I've worked real hard,
pulled strings...
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...called in quite a few favors
to get you here, Paul.
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00:12:58,069 --> 00:12:59,821
Now, why would you go and do that?
168
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:03,491
Because I am convinced that
you can get us back on track.
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00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:10,206
I haven't played football in I don't
know how long. I don't really want to.
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00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,668
You wouldn't be playing, Paul.
Just consulting.
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00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:16,629
Anyone who was once the MVP
of the National Football League...
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...must have a great deal
of expertise to offer.
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00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:23,344
Captain, what would you say
to Mr. Crewe looking in...
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00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:26,055
...giving us the benefit
of his experience?
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I think that's a real good idea, warden.
We can use all the help we can get.
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Well, then, it's all settled.
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What you say, Paul?
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I appreciate the offer,
but I'm gonna have to pass.
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00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:46,326
Now, I can assure you...
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...that your time here will be a whole
lot easier if you just participate.
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I just wanna do my time
and go home. Nothing else.
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If you'll excuse us, Mr. Crewe.
183
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,719
Captain Knauer, you can stay.
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00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,558
Sit down!
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00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:17,148
I used to love
your underwear commercials.
186
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,359
Thank you very much.
187
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:23,821
My ex-husband wore the
same brand of tighty whities.
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He didn't fill them out
quite as well as you, though.
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Special effects. Hollywood.
Not all me.
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00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:36,292
Oh, I doubt that very seriously.
191
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:39,504
Well, then get him enthusiastic,
damn it!
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Come on, get up.
193
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,800
How'd it go in there?
We all set now?
194
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,927
Oh, yeah, we're real tight.
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Only the finest for you, superstar.
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I was just playing.
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I ain't gonna forget you, Crewe.
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00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,834
Hey, yo, you owe me money
on that game, punk!
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Better watch yourself, Mr. Football!
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00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,129
Bitch!
201
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,720
Yeah, you better run, woman.
202
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,142
Yo, football.
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Take a seat.
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Thanks.
205
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:41,315
You know, I have never seen
one inmate just walk in here...
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...and be unanimously hated
by the entire population.
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00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:47,113
-I ain't never seen it.
-How'd I get so lucky?
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You could have robbed banks,
sold crack...
209
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:52,118
...stole your grandmama's pension,
and nobody would have cared.
210
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:55,663
But shaving points off a football
game? Man, that's just un-American.
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-You play football?
-Me? No.
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I suck so bad, they used to pick me
after the white kids.
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Used to be mad too. "I can't believe
I picked a nigga that can't play."
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00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,468
-Caretaker.
-Paul Crewe.
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00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:11,137
Whatever your pleasure,
I can facilitate.
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00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:14,348
You need weed, you need meth--
Hey, you need Prozac, I'm your man.
217
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,934
I know how you white boys
always deal with depression.
218
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,812
I don't understand what you white
boys all depressed about.
219
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,606
Hey, you're white. Smile.
220
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:26,068
And for a small fee,
I can even get you McDonald's.
221
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,862
-Really?
-That's right. Mickey D's.
222
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,780
My man Cheeseburger Eddy
got the hookup.
223
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,032
Cheeseburger Eddy?
224
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,034
That's right.
We can get our McFlurry on.
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Enjoy it, fat man.
226
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,246
What about the love
of a beautiful woman?
227
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,874
Well, you're gonna have
to lower your standards...
228
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,126
...on the beautiful part
and on the woman part.
229
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,253
Hey.
230
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,422
Let's just stick
with the cheeseburgers.
231
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:49,759
Oh, they ugly now, but in eight
months, he gonna look like Beyoncé.
232
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,010
No, thanks.
233
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,929
Now, here's the most important part.
234
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,765
You can't let these guys scare you.
Can't let them punk you.
235
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,643
If you do that, you gonna
end up being somebody's bitch.
236
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:01,646
Don't want that.
Thanks for the advice.
237
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,196
Hey. Let me take that tray
out for you.
238
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:11,948
I ain't done eating yet.
239
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,492
Oh, you're not?
I'll give it back to you, then.
240
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:16,702
You're dead!
241
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,505
Hornet's Nest!
242
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,477
Everybody stay down.
243
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,104
Stay quiet!
244
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,485
Come on, Crewe, get up.
245
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,445
Get up, superstar.
246
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,447
Yes, sir.
247
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:56,742
You think you can do anything
you want around here, don't you?
248
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:59,537
Well, you are no different
than any other piece of shit...
249
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,497
...that calls this place home.
250
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:05,626
Really? These guys think
you're a dumb redneck too?
251
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,838
Girl, that's your new boo.
252
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:18,139
You better cut that shit out.
It's getting old.
253
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,683
That's gonna cost you.
254
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,351
Looking forward to it.
255
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:18,366
Wake up, Sleeping Beauty.
256
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:22,203
Hey, superdick.
257
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,291
Warden's wondering if your stay
in the hotbox has changed your mind.
258
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,460
How long have I been in here?
259
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,171
One week. Wanna go for two?
260
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,889
How'd you find
these guys anyways?
261
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,224
Recruitment, boy.
262
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:46,769
When college stars don't get drafted,
they need a place to go.
263
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:50,022
A job, money, security.
264
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:52,983
Who drank all the damn Gatorade?!
265
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:54,902
Damn it!
266
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,737
And apparently steroids.
267
00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:00,616
Look, seems like you got all the talent
you'd want. So why do you need me?
268
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,493
You might find this hard to believe...
269
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,788
...but there's folks in the prison
league don't care for me much.
270
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:09,041
-You, warden?
-They thought it might be amusing...
271
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,877
...to schedule the defending
league champs as our first game.
272
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,755
And me? Well, I thought
an old pro like yourself...
273
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:18,843
...might have some training-camp
tricks, drills, insights to offer up.
274
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,761
Give us the competitive edge.
275
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:24,974
All right. Relatively simple.
You need a tune-up game.
276
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,225
A tune-up game?
277
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:29,270
In college, we'd start every
season against Appalachian State...
278
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:32,189
...or some slack Division II team.
Kick the shit out of them.
279
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,275
Get their confidence up.
280
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,403
You know something, Paul?
281
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:40,072
-You've just given me an inspiration.
-Great. What?
282
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:43,075
You're gonna assemble a team
to play the first game against us.
283
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:46,662
And you, Mr. Crewe,
are gonna be the quarterback.
284
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,122
I don't think so.
285
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,665
Let me tell you something.
286
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,877
In my prison, to get along,
you gotta go along.
287
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,212
I just wanna do my three years
and be done.
288
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:58,215
Three years is before
you assaulted Captain Knauer.
289
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:02,678
Now, you could be with us
for a very long time, Mr. Crewe.
290
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,307
Fine, I'll do it.
291
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:08,392
Good choice.
292
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,896
But one condition, though.
293
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,774
Gotta promise me to keep
Captain Knauer off my back.
294
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:15,983
It's a deal.
295
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,778
Now, you got four weeks
to assemble a team and train them.
296
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:22,198
What, are we gonna have a half-hour
a day to practice with a Nerf ball?
297
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:25,993
Oh, I'll make sure my boys allow you
sufficient freedom, within these walls...
298
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,037
...to get your team in shape.
299
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:35,461
What's this? "Football 'tree-outs.'"
300
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,004
What the hell is a "tree-out"?
301
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:38,964
"Tryout," you half a meatball.
302
00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:42,218
-What's this football thing about?
-Crewe's getting a team together.
303
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,929
-To play against who?
-The guards.
304
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:48,766
Now, I don't know about y'all,
but I occasionally have the impulse...
305
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,811
...to physically assault one of our
finer correctional officers.
306
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:54,230
Yeah? Well, how the hell
we gonna get to do that?
307
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:57,358
Just show up at the "tree-outs,"
you big, dumb bitch.
308
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:00,152
Do the girls get to play?
309
00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:03,197
We're playing footballs,
not balls-balls.
310
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:06,700
This is bullshit. Just another chance
for the guards to beat on us.
311
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:09,954
Don't you idiots get it? We could get
a free shot at the guards.
312
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,581
This is our turn.
We could beat up on them.
313
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,375
We could kill them.
314
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,794
Kill them.
315
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:25,678
You know MVP
sold his own team-mates out.
316
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:29,014
What do you think
he's gonna do to you fools?
317
00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:33,853
And that's the truth.
With some cheese on it.
318
00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:36,522
There ain't no meat loaf
between these buns.
319
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:39,066
Yo, man, that's my flier, man!
I worked hard on it!
320
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:42,444
You see? He ran like a little bitch,
right? You saw that, right?
321
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,239
Yo, team needs you.
Team needs you.
322
00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:48,366
You sh-- You come to the tr--
Come to the tree-outs.
323
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:56,250
Crappy field, shit-ass equipment....
324
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:59,545
Hey, man, at least we got some
world-class players over there.
325
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,674
Forty-five.
326
00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:06,510
Forty-six.
327
00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:09,138
Forty-seven.
328
00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:10,556
He might make the team.
329
00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:13,100
Well, if we gotta cut him,
you're doing it.
330
00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:15,060
Forty-nine.
331
00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,479
Fifty.
332
00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:18,898
-All right, man.
-Good job.
333
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,567
Well, well, well.
You a football player?
334
00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:24,778
Oh, no. I never played
no football, mister.
335
00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:28,157
So, what happened? You read the
flier, thought it looked like some fun?
336
00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:30,075
-Oh, I can't read.
-Oh, don't worry.
337
00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:31,493
Reading's for rich people.
338
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:36,081
So you know, we're putting together
a football team. Love you to join.
339
00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:38,334
Will you teach me to football?
340
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,836
We'll teach you to football.
Won't we, Caretaker?
341
00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:43,213
Hey, I'll teach you anything.
Just don't eat me.
342
00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:46,383
Okay.
343
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:50,220
Down, Shrek. Down!
344
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:55,601
Okay, bring it in. Whoever's trying out
for the team, wake up.
345
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:59,188
-Can you give a brother a little hustle?
-Very good.
346
00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:01,982
For those of you who don't know
who I am, I'm Paul Crewe.
347
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:06,153
I'm gonna be your coach,
your captain, your quarterback.
348
00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:08,364
You haven't played in years.
Why can't I be quarterback?
349
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:10,574
-You're right. Let's see what you got.
-Right.
350
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,910
-Hit me, I'm open.
-Hike, hike! Hike!
351
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,204
That's why.
Now, sit down and shut up.
352
00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:17,331
It slipped. I just ate popcorn.
353
00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:20,834
Question: Any of you gentlemen
ever play football before?
354
00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:23,587
-You did? Where?
-Kansas State.
355
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:26,006
Are you shitting me?
For Coach Snyder?
356
00:24:26,464 --> 00:24:27,841
Kansas State Prison.
357
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:32,137
Now, I hear they have
the softest mattresses out there.
358
00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:33,681
Yeah, they do.
359
00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:36,141
Not as soft as the ones
at West Texas Mental Institution.
360
00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:38,894
-Really?
-Let's finish this conversation later.
361
00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:42,189
For now, I wanna see
what you got out there.
362
00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:44,608
We'll grade them
on a scale of one to ten.
363
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,944
Move it! Hustle, hustle, hustle!
364
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:50,197
Give these guys sixes.
Give these guys fives.
365
00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:52,825
Good. Good.
Give them threes.
366
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,410
Very nice!
367
00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:58,706
-Aren't we missing somebody?
-Where's the Kansas State guy?
368
00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:04,712
You assholes better not cut me!
I'm still on this team!
369
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:06,964
Negative two.
370
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,174
All right, go with negative two.
371
00:25:09,383 --> 00:25:12,636
Hey! Somebody bring me
a Diet Coke!
372
00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:14,930
-Let's do this!
-That's it!
373
00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:17,057
Five.
374
00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:19,560
Good. Seven.
375
00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:22,520
Stupid tire! You're a fricking tire!
376
00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:26,025
You think you're better than me?!
I'll kick your ass!
377
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,402
Three.
378
00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:31,488
And a half?
379
00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:34,033
Yeah. That's better.
380
00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:35,743
Okay. Good.
381
00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:39,038
Yeah. Hit that bag, man.
There you go, man.
382
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:40,664
Four.
383
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,376
-Five. I don't know.
-I go.
384
00:25:44,585 --> 00:25:46,295
Come on, Switowski!
385
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,466
Daddy!
386
00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:53,135
Oh, man!
387
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,304
-Did you see that?
-He got it off the hinge.
388
00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:58,098
-I think that's a ten.
-Let's go with a ten.
389
00:25:58,307 --> 00:26:01,685
I'm sorry. I "brokeded" your toy.
390
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:05,022
No, that's a good thing. You should
have a victory hug with Caretaker.
391
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:08,025
What? What you
talking about, man? Hey!
392
00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:11,487
Asshole!
393
00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:15,741
Okay, fellas, it's pretty simple.
You do a buttonhook.
394
00:26:15,949 --> 00:26:18,702
The rest of you guys block for me.
I'll take care of the rest.
395
00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:20,996
Okay? On "go." On "go."
396
00:26:21,205 --> 00:26:23,165
Ready? Break!
397
00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:27,461
We'll work on that.
398
00:26:28,212 --> 00:26:31,965
Okay, half speed on this one, guys.
Slow and easy.
399
00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:33,550
Ready?!
400
00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:34,968
Go!
401
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,268
Stop it!
402
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:50,943
Stop the violence!
403
00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:53,654
Can't we all get along?
404
00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:05,082
-Hey, Paul.
-Unger.
405
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:07,417
-Team's looking great.
-Oh, yeah.
406
00:27:07,625 --> 00:27:09,336
-So are you.
-Yep. Working on it.
407
00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:14,675
The blood of the guards is gonna flow
like the rivers of ancient Babylon.
408
00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:18,387
That's good news.
Unger, you're the man.
409
00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:23,350
Good job today. You're all starting
to look really sharp out there. Yeah.
410
00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:24,893
See you tomorrow.
411
00:27:25,686 --> 00:27:28,522
-We're gonna suck.
-Yeah. No doubt about it.
412
00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:44,705
You look like
you could use a little help.
413
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:49,168
No offense, my man,
but you're a little seasoned.
414
00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:50,419
Seasoned?
415
00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:53,964
I'm not asking to play. I'll coach.
I'm Nate Scarborough.
416
00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:56,175
Nate Scarborough?
417
00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:59,261
The Heisman Trophy winner
from Oklahoma?
418
00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:03,348
The inmate from cellblock D.
419
00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:07,060
But about a hundred years ago,
when I could run and gun...
420
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:10,022
...yeah, I was a Sooner then.
421
00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:11,857
I heard you were dead.
422
00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:16,111
No, I ain't dead.
I've been right here, rotting.
423
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,990
Waiting for a chance to get back
at those sadistic guards.
424
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:23,118
Waiting. For this.
425
00:28:23,327 --> 00:28:27,456
Coach, as you see, we don't have the
cream of the crop to work with here.
426
00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:29,958
What are we gonna do?
How are we gonna find players?
427
00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:32,336
How'd they get you
to go to Florida State?
428
00:28:33,003 --> 00:28:34,087
They recruited me.
429
00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:37,715
I'll get the strippers.
430
00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:44,097
Well, now, Lindsay, this isn't
about credit or congratulations.
431
00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:47,100
This is about giving men
who've made mistakes in their lives...
432
00:28:47,309 --> 00:28:49,645
...an opportunity
to rise above themselves.
433
00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:52,648
To move beyond
the bars of containment.
434
00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:54,149
Say what?
435
00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:57,236
{\an8}What I would do to you.
436
00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:10,874
Yeah. Nice boot, skin man.
437
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:13,543
Why does he get to be the kicker?
I was All-State, man.
438
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,504
Let's see what you got.
439
00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:17,381
That's why, you dumb-ass.
440
00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,383
Just go do some laps.
441
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,343
I heard you boys needed to see me.
442
00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:23,303
Yeah. I want you to meet Skitchy.
443
00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:26,139
Hey, dog.
Check that building over there.
444
00:29:26,348 --> 00:29:28,642
They keep all the records
in the basement.
445
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:31,186
He's been here so long,
he knows where everything is.
446
00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:33,397
That ain't necessarily
a good thing, is it?
447
00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:37,401
I had a parole date in '86. But I
got in a tussle with a guard and....
448
00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:38,986
One punch and it went away.
449
00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:40,779
Twenty extra years for one punch?
450
00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:43,031
Unfortunately for him,
the guard he punched...
451
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,075
...just happens
to be the warden now.
452
00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:47,077
Oh, shit. Warden Hazen?
453
00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:48,412
"Oh, shit" is right.
454
00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:53,000
Fight in the yard. Send backup.
455
00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:54,960
Right on time.
456
00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:57,296
-Let's do it.
-Let's do it.
457
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:04,636
Ain't you guys glad you got
a black man for a friend?
458
00:30:04,845 --> 00:30:06,471
-Hell, yeah.
-Come on.
459
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:16,315
Hazen has a rating system
for every con.
460
00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:17,816
What's three stars?
461
00:30:18,025 --> 00:30:22,863
The more prone to violence that the
inmate is, the more stars he gets.
462
00:30:23,071 --> 00:30:24,489
Five stars is the max.
463
00:30:24,698 --> 00:30:28,201
I didn't know that. Let's see how many
stars my maniacal ass got.
464
00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:35,292
Half a star? That's gotta be a mistake.
Check it again. Check it again.
465
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,419
You're as maniacal
as a boxful of kittens.
466
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:38,712
That's not funny.
467
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,548
I'm gonna have to stab somebody
or something. Get my rep up.
468
00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:45,052
Why don't we have a maniacal pillow
fight. That could get it up some.
469
00:30:45,427 --> 00:30:47,763
Yeah. We can sell it to pay-per-view.
470
00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:50,974
Superstar Versus Half-a-Star.
471
00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:54,603
Shut up before I slit your throat
and watch the dust come out.
472
00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:56,563
Come on,
we only got a couple minutes.
473
00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:58,273
How about this guy?
474
00:30:58,482 --> 00:31:01,068
Damn, this fool got the chair
three times, ain't died yet.
475
00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:03,320
Well, we may not have
the most talented team...
476
00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:05,947
...but we will definitely
have the meanest.
477
00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:44,528
-What's he doing that for?
-Because he's a freak.
478
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,906
Hey, Sasquatch!
Someone's here to see you!
479
00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:50,283
Not too smart on your part.
480
00:31:53,662 --> 00:31:55,414
Hey.
481
00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:58,250
How's the headbanging coming?
482
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,796
You're bleeding. Just so you know.
483
00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:07,676
People have told me that
you and I look a lot alike...
484
00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:10,137
...so I wanted to see for myself.
485
00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,932
I'm gonna take a piss.
486
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:17,561
You scared him away, dumbshit.
487
00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:26,153
You're kidding. Five-star Torres
likes
The View?
488
00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:27,654
No, just Joy Behar.
489
00:32:27,863 --> 00:32:30,740
The good news is she can
breast-feed standing up. That's it.
490
00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:35,078
Where does she come up
with this shit?
491
00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:39,583
I'm a Star Jones man myself.
I love that big bitch.
492
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:41,751
That was, like, the furthest thing.
493
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,587
I got married so young, so, I mean...
494
00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:46,006
...they weren't pressuring me,
the society was--
495
00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:47,716
Mr. Torres.
496
00:32:47,924 --> 00:32:50,427
Us convicts are starting up
a football team.
497
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,012
Not interested.
498
00:32:52,554 --> 00:32:53,847
We're playing the guards.
499
00:32:55,765 --> 00:32:57,100
Walk away.
500
00:32:57,893 --> 00:32:59,352
Good idea.
501
00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:01,229
0 for 2.
502
00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:03,565
You're putting the pressure
on her right now.
503
00:33:03,773 --> 00:33:05,192
Show's over, amigo.
504
00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:08,695
I still got 15 minutes of Joy Behar.
505
00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:13,450
Well, I'm cutting you short.
Back to your cell, asswipe.
506
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,076
Hey, white boy.
507
00:33:17,787 --> 00:33:19,664
Cherryhead gonna play?
508
00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:21,833
Yes, he is.
509
00:33:28,048 --> 00:33:29,758
Crewe, don't forget,
I'm gonna be open.
510
00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:31,718
Green 40! Hut!
511
00:33:37,933 --> 00:33:39,392
Damn!
512
00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:43,730
Brucie. Brucie. You all right?
You breathing?
513
00:33:44,231 --> 00:33:47,192
I got a bird. His name is Ronnie.
514
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,320
Well, tell Ronnie you got
knocked the fuck out.
515
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:57,494
Wow, no bullshit. Real football?
Against the guards?
516
00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:58,912
Full contact.
517
00:33:59,162 --> 00:34:00,830
Captain Knauer
is their quarterback?
518
00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:05,210
-Yep.
-So I get to tackle him?
519
00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:08,255
You can tackle him or hit him
over the head with that hammer.
520
00:34:09,631 --> 00:34:12,133
I wanna hurt him. Not kill him.
521
00:34:12,342 --> 00:34:14,803
Let's get out of here
before that thing bites somebody.
522
00:34:15,011 --> 00:34:17,973
All right. We'll see you
and your pet iguana at practice.
523
00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:20,976
Down, set!
524
00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:25,564
Hut! Hut!
525
00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:30,652
Hey!
526
00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:33,238
-Hit me.
-Get rid of it.
527
00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:35,782
Get rid of it!
528
00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:38,910
He didn't get rid of it.
529
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:42,289
Sacked your ass.
530
00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:45,709
Somebody's gotta get open, guys.
531
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,377
You got hammered by the hammer.
532
00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:50,589
I think I felt it on my leg.
We gotta get some speed, man.
533
00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:52,716
What'd you expect?
You got no brothers.
534
00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:55,468
What are you talking about?
We got Switowski.
535
00:34:55,677 --> 00:34:57,846
Switowski? That's one brother.
536
00:34:58,054 --> 00:34:59,973
That's a lonely nigga.
This ain't hockey.
537
00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:02,726
You want some speed,
you know where to go.
538
00:35:11,151 --> 00:35:13,862
Hey, yo, check out
this fake Slim Shady, man.
539
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,490
I knew you couldn't resist my shit.
540
00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:19,909
I got the shakes
that'll make you quake.
541
00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:22,912
I got the fries that'll cross your eyes.
542
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:25,165
I got the burgers that'll--
543
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:28,960
I just got burgers.
544
00:35:29,169 --> 00:35:30,420
I'm all right. Thank you.
545
00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:34,633
Just wanted to talk to you fellas about
possibly joining the football team.
546
00:35:35,342 --> 00:35:37,010
The only game
we'd play with you is...
547
00:35:37,218 --> 00:35:42,140
...Slap the Point-Shaving White Boy
Till He Cries Like a Baby-Back Bitch.
548
00:35:42,349 --> 00:35:46,394
Baby-back bitch, baby-back bitch
Baby-back bitch
549
00:35:46,603 --> 00:35:48,813
-That's a big-ass robot.
-Yeah.
550
00:35:53,610 --> 00:35:55,695
You gonna help me out here?
551
00:35:57,739 --> 00:35:59,074
Thank you, Half-a-Star.
552
00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:01,951
Just so you know,
we are playing the guards.
553
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,913
That ain't a team. That's just
a bunch of dumb rednecks...
554
00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:07,666
...giving themselves excuses
to grab each other.
555
00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:10,960
This guy must be
quite the athlete, huh?
556
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:15,090
You risk bringing your ass in the
jungle because you know I am.
557
00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:18,468
Yeah, so you'd beat me
in a game of one-on-one, right?
558
00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:21,763
-What?
-It's time for you to get stepping.
559
00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:24,099
How's this, though? One game.
560
00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:28,520
I beat you, you guys play for the team.
You beat me, I'll leave you alone.
561
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,564
Take that. Take that, Deac.
562
00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:33,942
This fool ain't nothing
but a thing, baby.
563
00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:37,529
-Ball, dog.
-Ball up!
564
00:36:37,737 --> 00:36:39,114
Can Crewe play ball?
565
00:36:39,322 --> 00:36:40,573
He's a natural athlete.
566
00:36:40,782 --> 00:36:44,077
So is Greg Louganis, but I bet you
he'd get his ass whupped out here.
567
00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:46,913
-Game's 11. Call your own fouls.
-Okay.
568
00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:50,500
-Come on, come on.
-Give it to him, Deac!
569
00:36:55,422 --> 00:36:56,548
Did I get you?
570
00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:58,466
No, that was clean.
571
00:36:58,675 --> 00:37:00,635
He'll be all right. Call his mama.
572
00:37:00,844 --> 00:37:03,304
-If I foul you, tell me, dog.
-Okay, baby.
573
00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:08,852
Take this f-- Take this foul.
574
00:37:12,439 --> 00:37:14,357
What happened?
I think it's my ball, right?
575
00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:15,608
All right.
576
00:37:15,817 --> 00:37:17,610
Get up! Get up, Deac!
577
00:37:17,861 --> 00:37:18,903
Come on, Paul!
578
00:37:19,112 --> 00:37:20,196
-Calm down.
-What?
579
00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:22,866
Now, don't stir up
the brothers, now. Come on.
580
00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:29,080
Come on, Deacon!
581
00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:34,544
Did I get you, dog?
582
00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:37,589
Hell, no, baby. That was clean.
Good D.
583
00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:39,340
I thought he didn't wanna get hurt.
584
00:37:39,549 --> 00:37:41,885
It ain't about getting hurt.
It's about pride.
585
00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:44,012
I bet you he's pretty proud right now.
586
00:38:19,506 --> 00:38:22,050
It ain't easy being cheesy!
587
00:38:29,182 --> 00:38:31,476
Did I get you? Did I get you?
588
00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:34,312
-No, I think I'm okay, baby.
-I didn't get you, did I?
589
00:38:41,194 --> 00:38:42,445
That's traveling, bitch.
590
00:38:53,456 --> 00:38:54,958
You keep coming, huh?
591
00:38:56,543 --> 00:38:59,629
Game point, baby.
How you want the game put up?
592
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:07,470
Foul.
593
00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:11,391
That was a bullshit call!
594
00:39:14,561 --> 00:39:16,521
My court, my ball.
595
00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:30,076
All right, y'all. Let Deac speak!
596
00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:34,289
Nice spanking that ass, dog.
597
00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:38,376
-Now, get stepping.
-Hold up.
598
00:39:42,255 --> 00:39:43,673
Y'all got a running back?
599
00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:45,884
Not any good ones.
600
00:39:46,259 --> 00:39:47,677
No disrespect, Deac...
601
00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:51,347
...but any man that can take
that kind of beating out here...
602
00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:54,183
...I can't wait to see what he can do
in a contact sport.
603
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:55,435
Shit, I'm in.
604
00:39:56,978 --> 00:40:01,399
Man, give me that cheeseburger.
You acting like a real McAsshole.
605
00:40:01,608 --> 00:40:05,069
Cheeseburger, he wants to run
with the white boys, we will let him.
606
00:40:05,278 --> 00:40:06,779
Let's do this.
607
00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:08,615
Earl Megget.
608
00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:13,077
We didn't get the whole chocolate
bar, but we got a Hershey's Kiss.
609
00:40:13,286 --> 00:40:14,412
I'll take it.
610
00:40:16,956 --> 00:40:19,042
Let's get this over with, rookie,
I'm starving.
611
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,920
Fresh meat, boys! Fresh meat!
612
00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:23,755
Down, set!
613
00:40:24,339 --> 00:40:25,924
Battle, you're a psycho!
614
00:40:26,132 --> 00:40:28,134
Tony, you're a fat shit! Hut!
615
00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:38,144
Holy shit!
616
00:40:42,649 --> 00:40:44,400
Get him!
617
00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:55,286
Ran right out of your shoes, huh?
Manager, don't you think we can get...
618
00:40:55,495 --> 00:40:57,830
...our new star running back
a decent pair of cleats?
619
00:40:58,039 --> 00:41:01,167
Yeah. I think I got a cousin
that drives a truck for Reebok.
620
00:41:01,376 --> 00:41:03,795
It's cool, man.
I never had shoes growing up noway.
621
00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:05,713
-I'll be all right for now.
-Oh, okay.
622
00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:08,424
Get your country ass
back in the huddle.
623
00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:10,218
That boy got some slave feet,
see that?
624
00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:14,722
Defense! Huddle up over there!
625
00:41:14,931 --> 00:41:16,724
Paul. Paul.
626
00:41:16,933 --> 00:41:19,018
Hey, ladies. How's it hanging?
627
00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:21,229
-Tell him.
-I'm gonna say something to him.
628
00:41:21,437 --> 00:41:24,399
I just wanted to let you know
I am your biggest fan.
629
00:41:24,607 --> 00:41:28,653
And I will be cheering my jailhouse
boobies off for you at game day.
630
00:41:28,861 --> 00:41:30,321
I appreciate that. Thank you.
631
00:41:30,530 --> 00:41:32,031
Paul.
632
00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:34,617
I appreciate you.
633
00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:37,161
Okay, thanks. I'm glad to know that.
634
00:41:39,038 --> 00:41:40,498
Okay, are you done now?
635
00:41:40,707 --> 00:41:43,334
What's wrong? Jealous because
I don't cheer for you anymore?
636
00:41:43,543 --> 00:41:45,795
I don't know what you're talking about,
freak show.
637
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,630
Whatever, back freckles.
638
00:41:48,131 --> 00:41:50,466
Oh, yeah, back freckles.
She's making up shit now.
639
00:41:50,675 --> 00:41:52,135
I'm gonna get some water.
640
00:41:53,678 --> 00:41:55,972
That feature interview
worked better than I thought.
641
00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:58,349
I just got off the phone with ESPN2.
642
00:41:58,558 --> 00:42:01,310
They want to televise
the football game.
643
00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:05,023
Guards, cons, Paul Crewe,
it's compelling stuff.
644
00:42:05,231 --> 00:42:07,358
Lots of human interest.
645
00:42:07,567 --> 00:42:09,360
Don't do that in here.
646
00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:11,946
Television.
647
00:42:12,655 --> 00:42:15,116
Dandridge, do you think
that might help my visibility...
648
00:42:15,324 --> 00:42:17,493
...with the registered voters
of this fine state?
649
00:42:17,827 --> 00:42:19,245
Oh, yes.
650
00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:37,638
The freak is back!
651
00:42:50,777 --> 00:42:52,403
Hey, hey. It's me again.
652
00:42:54,781 --> 00:42:57,784
You know, if I take this half down,
we could play together.
653
00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:02,121
I'm just gonna take this half down.
654
00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:08,169
Don't worry. Don't worry.
I got another ball.
655
00:43:09,337 --> 00:43:10,671
It's okay.
656
00:43:11,297 --> 00:43:12,715
You wanna serve?
657
00:43:14,133 --> 00:43:15,343
I'll serve.
658
00:43:21,224 --> 00:43:24,143
Really good news.
We started a football team.
659
00:43:24,477 --> 00:43:25,937
You like football?
660
00:43:26,145 --> 00:43:27,563
It's kind of like Ping-Pong.
661
00:43:27,772 --> 00:43:31,150
Only the ball's a little bigger
and egg-shaped, like my head.
662
00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:35,321
Just a joke. Stay calm.
663
00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:38,241
Give you a good chance
to throw people on the ground...
664
00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:42,787
...hurt them like you used to when you
were a kid, 10 feet 6 inches ago.
665
00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:47,166
We'd be playing the guards.
666
00:43:50,545 --> 00:43:52,547
I think Papajohn's their safety.
667
00:43:56,843 --> 00:43:58,261
I'll play.
668
00:44:10,815 --> 00:44:13,734
Turley, nobody gets to me. We'll
play more Ping-Pong later, okay?
669
00:44:17,363 --> 00:44:18,865
Hut!
670
00:44:23,369 --> 00:44:24,537
Effective.
671
00:44:25,246 --> 00:44:28,875
-All right.
-He brokeded my nose.
672
00:44:31,919 --> 00:44:33,713
I don't wanna play no more.
673
00:44:33,921 --> 00:44:36,048
Hey, hey. Switowski,
what are you talking about?
674
00:44:36,257 --> 00:44:38,009
This is football. Shit happens.
675
00:44:38,217 --> 00:44:40,887
Paul, he brokeded my nose.
676
00:44:41,095 --> 00:44:42,555
Okay. Stop crying.
677
00:44:43,055 --> 00:44:45,725
All right. We can fix this.
Here we go.
678
00:44:47,101 --> 00:44:49,478
Okay. Good, good.
679
00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:51,230
How's it look?
680
00:44:51,439 --> 00:44:54,775
How's it look? It looks-- It looks like--
It looks better than before.
681
00:44:55,776 --> 00:44:57,904
-Really?
-Yeah, it's straighter.
682
00:44:58,112 --> 00:45:01,199
More distinguished.
Kind of like a young Michael Jackson.
683
00:45:01,407 --> 00:45:03,618
I love little Michael.
684
00:45:03,826 --> 00:45:05,494
That's great. That's great.
685
00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:08,456
I think he did it on purpose.
686
00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:10,666
No, he didn't.
687
00:45:12,752 --> 00:45:14,337
Okay, maybe he did.
688
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:17,423
You gotta apologize to him.
Come on, Turley.
689
00:45:19,050 --> 00:45:20,717
Say you're sorry.
690
00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:24,180
Come on. Say it.
691
00:45:25,223 --> 00:45:26,265
I'm sorry.
692
00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:31,312
He said he's sorry.
I got him to say he's sorry.
693
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,147
Yeah, yeah. We're all impressed.
694
00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:37,944
Looking good, gentlemen.
Way to work hard.
695
00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:40,613
Good practice, Paul!
Me and the girls wanna show you...
696
00:45:40,821 --> 00:45:43,324
-...what we've been practicing.
-Okay, hit me.
697
00:45:43,950 --> 00:45:46,661
Come on, let's go. One, two, three.
698
00:45:46,869 --> 00:45:49,746
Give me a....
699
00:45:49,956 --> 00:45:53,251
D, D, give me a I
I, I, give me a C
700
00:45:53,459 --> 00:45:54,502
C, give me a--
701
00:45:54,710 --> 00:45:57,964
All right, all right! I got it.
Just save it for the game.
702
00:45:58,172 --> 00:46:00,007
Don't act like you ain't
want to see more!
703
00:46:00,216 --> 00:46:02,468
-You wish, pal.
-No, you wish I'd kiss you again...
704
00:46:02,677 --> 00:46:05,513
...because your breath
smell like eight cans of shark shit.
705
00:46:05,721 --> 00:46:07,056
I wouldn't touch her
with a 10-foot pole.
706
00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:09,058
-What's he talking about?
-He's a freak.
707
00:46:22,571 --> 00:46:24,991
Run, Forrest, run!
708
00:46:29,495 --> 00:46:32,039
That's how a white man plays guitar.
709
00:46:35,501 --> 00:46:37,628
Captain, he said he had some info.
710
00:46:37,837 --> 00:46:41,340
You guys have "Halo 2."
I didn't even think that was out yet.
711
00:46:42,008 --> 00:46:43,800
Focus. Turn the music off!
712
00:46:44,010 --> 00:46:46,137
Yeah, captain.
You know them convicts?
713
00:46:46,345 --> 00:46:48,180
They're getting
some serious players.
714
00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:51,517
But their biggest threat?
A running back. Megget.
715
00:46:51,726 --> 00:46:54,145
-He's good?
-He's fast.
716
00:46:54,353 --> 00:46:56,689
He's really, really fast.
717
00:46:56,897 --> 00:47:00,943
I mean, he's so fast,
he makes fast people look not fast.
718
00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:02,361
I got it, he's fast.
719
00:47:02,570 --> 00:47:05,573
Why don't you show us your speed
and get your pyro ass out of here.
720
00:47:06,407 --> 00:47:09,285
Yes, sir. Here I go. I'm sorry.
721
00:47:21,505 --> 00:47:24,717
Any books
you'd recommend, inmate?
722
00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:27,553
No, sir.
723
00:47:29,722 --> 00:47:31,265
Not much of a reader.
724
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:35,811
Oh, come on, now, maggot.
I've seen you in here reading before.
725
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:38,314
You requested this detail.
Isn't that right?
726
00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:45,279
No. It's the quiet time I like, sir.
727
00:47:46,155 --> 00:47:47,490
Maybe you'd like to read this.
728
00:47:49,658 --> 00:47:51,827
What the hell kind of bullshit
book is that?
729
00:47:52,036 --> 00:47:54,372
It's historical. Sir.
730
00:47:54,580 --> 00:47:57,208
Why would he want to read a book
about a four-eyed nigger?
731
00:48:01,878 --> 00:48:05,800
Does the N word
offend you, nigger?
732
00:48:06,926 --> 00:48:08,219
No, sir.
733
00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:17,395
Sorry about that.
734
00:48:17,812 --> 00:48:20,606
You mind fetching
these books for me, boy?
735
00:48:23,484 --> 00:48:24,901
No, sir.
736
00:48:25,111 --> 00:48:27,071
Just pick them up.
Put them on the table.
737
00:48:30,658 --> 00:48:31,908
There you go.
738
00:48:37,498 --> 00:48:39,417
You forgot one.
739
00:48:46,298 --> 00:48:47,800
Bet you'd like to hit us, huh?
740
00:48:49,135 --> 00:48:51,220
Hit you, sir? No.
741
00:48:54,181 --> 00:48:55,474
Y'all my friends.
742
00:49:00,146 --> 00:49:01,689
Pick these up.
743
00:49:22,793 --> 00:49:24,003
Go!
744
00:49:24,837 --> 00:49:26,630
Hit me! I'm open! I'm open!
745
00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:33,512
Come on! We got one week
before we play that game.
746
00:49:33,721 --> 00:49:35,139
We can't complete a pass yet.
747
00:49:35,347 --> 00:49:38,851
-Megget can't run the ball every play.
-I know, coach.
748
00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:41,395
What the hell is he smiling at?
749
00:49:57,244 --> 00:49:59,038
This better be on the up and up.
750
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,207
I guarantee it.
751
00:50:01,665 --> 00:50:03,083
Let's do this shit.
752
00:50:03,292 --> 00:50:04,877
There goes the neighborhood.
753
00:50:10,758 --> 00:50:12,551
Now I'll never get to play.
754
00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:24,522
Set. Hut.
755
00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:41,705
Did you see that? Did you see that?
The Deac is here!
756
00:50:41,914 --> 00:50:43,082
Nice.
757
00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:45,041
Okay, we seal off here, seal off here.
758
00:50:45,251 --> 00:50:46,710
-Cheeseburger.
-Yeah.
759
00:50:46,919 --> 00:50:48,629
You're just gonna chip this guy....
760
00:51:06,313 --> 00:51:07,356
That stings.
761
00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:10,276
It's nothing a Quarter Pounder
can't fix.
762
00:51:12,945 --> 00:51:14,154
With cheese on it?
763
00:51:14,363 --> 00:51:15,864
Hut!
764
00:51:40,514 --> 00:51:42,850
Man, that boy would catch a cold
in the desert. Here.
765
00:51:43,058 --> 00:51:45,603
-Everything's looking up.
-Yeah.
766
00:51:45,811 --> 00:51:48,104
Still got one more
pain in the ass to deal with.
767
00:51:58,324 --> 00:52:00,451
What do you say,
how about a little best ball?
768
00:52:00,659 --> 00:52:03,746
No, I hate that bullshit.
Everyone play their own damn ball.
769
00:52:03,954 --> 00:52:05,789
Holy shit, is that Paul Crewe?
770
00:52:05,998 --> 00:52:09,752
How do you like that, boys?
The MVP coming to kiss my ass.
771
00:52:10,502 --> 00:52:12,671
So, what's on your mind, Paul?
772
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,673
Got a problem with inmate Unger.
773
00:52:15,674 --> 00:52:18,802
-Is he on your little squad?
-I believe he's on your little squad.
774
00:52:19,511 --> 00:52:22,348
Mr. Crewe, would you mind
if we had a picture? Please?
775
00:52:23,139 --> 00:52:24,475
That's up to the warden.
776
00:52:25,059 --> 00:52:27,269
-Damn it. All right.
-Rewound it. Did everything.
777
00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:30,105
-The flash is ready.
-You don't need a flash. It's daylight.
778
00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:32,483
Oh, my bad.
I just want a good picture.
779
00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:36,320
You know, I think you had sex
with my wife before I married her.
780
00:52:37,363 --> 00:52:39,031
-Sorry about that.
-Oh, hell, no.
781
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:42,451
If she's hot enough to have a
one-nighter with a pro football player...
782
00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:44,495
...I must be doing all right.
783
00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:46,497
Okay, here we go.
784
00:52:47,163 --> 00:52:49,375
-Sergeant Engleheart?
-Yes, warden.
785
00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:51,418
Would you step out
of the picture, please?
786
00:52:52,044 --> 00:52:53,169
Yes, sir.
787
00:52:55,673 --> 00:52:58,008
-His wife has got the hottest ass.
-Great.
788
00:52:58,217 --> 00:52:59,677
Just cut to the chase, shall we?
789
00:53:00,219 --> 00:53:02,971
You don't actually think you have
a chance of winning, do you?
790
00:53:03,179 --> 00:53:04,848
We're gonna get
our asses handed to us.
791
00:53:05,057 --> 00:53:09,478
I know it. You know it.
I just don't want my players to know it.
792
00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:11,187
Your players?
793
00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:15,234
Just when I thought
I had you all figured out.
794
00:53:15,442 --> 00:53:17,569
-What does that mean?
-Since you've been here...
795
00:53:17,778 --> 00:53:20,030
...you haven't made or received
one telephone call.
796
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:22,658
You haven't opened so much
as a single shred of mail.
797
00:53:22,866 --> 00:53:25,201
What do you give a damn
about those slimeballs?
798
00:53:25,411 --> 00:53:27,538
You never cared about anybody
your entire life.
799
00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:30,206
Maybe I finally found
that sense of family...
800
00:53:30,416 --> 00:53:32,835
...I been yearning for
since I'm a baby.
801
00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:36,004
And gosh almighty, my new family
and I would sure appreciate it...
802
00:53:36,212 --> 00:53:38,674
...if you got Unger off the field.
You hear?
803
00:53:40,259 --> 00:53:41,593
Sergeant Engleheart.
804
00:53:42,052 --> 00:53:43,262
Thank you.
805
00:53:43,804 --> 00:53:45,389
Oh, and as for your request...
806
00:53:47,433 --> 00:53:49,935
...you'll have my answer
soon enough.
807
00:54:02,781 --> 00:54:04,575
Did it rain last night?
808
00:54:04,783 --> 00:54:06,076
Not a drop.
809
00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:12,750
Son of a bitch.
810
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:14,835
All right, boys.
811
00:54:18,046 --> 00:54:21,175
The warden is trying
to break our spirit.
812
00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:23,886
He thinks we're gonna
skip practice today...
813
00:54:24,094 --> 00:54:26,472
...wait for the field to dry,
make it up tomorrow.
814
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:28,098
You know what? Who gives a shit?
815
00:54:28,307 --> 00:54:31,143
Three days till game time.
We can handle it.
816
00:54:31,351 --> 00:54:33,269
But let me say this:
817
00:54:34,146 --> 00:54:37,775
That old man flooding this field
tells me something.
818
00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:41,277
The guy is scared.
819
00:54:41,487 --> 00:54:45,949
Scared of you sick,
degenerate convicts.
820
00:54:46,158 --> 00:54:47,993
And you know what?
821
00:54:49,411 --> 00:54:50,829
He should be.
822
00:54:51,163 --> 00:54:53,081
Because I got news for you guys.
823
00:54:53,373 --> 00:54:54,666
We're gonna win this thing.
824
00:54:56,168 --> 00:54:57,795
Did he say "win"?
825
00:54:58,294 --> 00:55:00,296
What's it gonna be, boys?
826
00:55:01,507 --> 00:55:04,718
Do we go back to our cells,
call it a day?
827
00:55:05,010 --> 00:55:09,973
Or do we get ourselves ready
for the greatest ass-kicking fiesta...
828
00:55:10,182 --> 00:55:12,351
...in the history of football?
829
00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:14,978
I'll leave it up to you guys.
830
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:38,334
Hey. You're part
of the goddamn team.
831
00:55:38,544 --> 00:55:41,213
Get your point-shaving ass in there.
832
00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:43,131
You got it.
833
00:56:29,261 --> 00:56:32,388
I guess that asshole Hazen
wants to play dirty.
834
00:56:32,598 --> 00:56:35,517
-We all convicts, right?
-Right.
835
00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:37,728
Maybe it's time
we started acting like it.
836
00:56:39,521 --> 00:56:40,939
Right here. Right here.
837
00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:44,067
Take it, Deac.
838
00:56:44,276 --> 00:56:47,279
Let's see which guards
have some broken bones.
839
00:57:06,632 --> 00:57:07,674
Yeah!
840
00:57:45,545 --> 00:57:46,964
Shoes, nigga!
841
00:57:57,516 --> 00:58:01,687
Check this out. These be brass
knuckles. They damn near old as me.
842
00:58:01,895 --> 00:58:03,397
Hut!
843
00:58:03,605 --> 00:58:06,608
That's perfect, Cheeseburger!
Never been better.
844
00:58:17,452 --> 00:58:18,495
Good ball. Good ball.
845
00:58:22,332 --> 00:58:23,792
Okay.
846
00:58:26,586 --> 00:58:28,380
-Who we gonna crush?
-The guards!
847
00:58:28,588 --> 00:58:30,465
-Who we gonna kill?
-The guards!
848
00:58:30,674 --> 00:58:32,592
-Who we gonna kiss?
-The guards!
849
00:58:32,801 --> 00:58:33,844
Gotcha.
850
00:58:43,979 --> 00:58:45,522
Lights out!
851
00:58:47,107 --> 00:58:48,942
Good night, ladies.
852
00:58:54,197 --> 00:58:56,867
-Yo, Crewe!
-Yes, Mr. Caretaker.
853
00:58:57,075 --> 00:59:00,412
Check your toilet. There should be
a little surprise in there for you.
854
00:59:00,704 --> 00:59:02,456
You took a shit in my toilet?
855
00:59:02,664 --> 00:59:05,333
No, that's the surprise
I left in Brucie's toilet.
856
00:59:05,542 --> 00:59:07,878
-You got something else.
-All right.
857
00:59:08,670 --> 00:59:10,213
Well, would you look at this.
858
00:59:10,422 --> 00:59:14,301
A bottle of Ketel One
and two glasses?
859
00:59:14,509 --> 00:59:15,927
Now, what would I need two for?
860
00:59:16,136 --> 00:59:18,138
Just shut up
and pour me a drink, bitch.
861
00:59:18,346 --> 00:59:22,851
-Man, who taught you to be so cool?
-My mama.
862
00:59:23,226 --> 00:59:27,355
Now, when I get out of here, I don't
want you to get all Hollywood on us.
863
00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:28,940
I want you to meet her.
864
00:59:29,149 --> 00:59:32,277
Here, look at my girl.
She's your biggest fan.
865
00:59:34,237 --> 00:59:35,906
Your mom's beautiful.
866
00:59:36,948 --> 00:59:39,034
And you, you are ugly.
867
00:59:39,242 --> 00:59:41,411
Thank you. Got it.
868
00:59:42,370 --> 00:59:44,289
Here's to...
869
00:59:45,290 --> 00:59:48,210
...the first friend I've had
in I don't know how long.
870
00:59:48,418 --> 00:59:50,504
Hey, I thought
I was your friend, Paul.
871
00:59:50,712 --> 00:59:54,758
You are, Switowski. Just finish your
coloring book and go back to sleep.
872
00:59:54,966 --> 00:59:56,009
Okay.
873
00:59:56,384 --> 00:59:59,012
And here's to having one of these
with you on the outside...
874
00:59:59,221 --> 01:00:01,598
...sometime in the next
three to five years.
875
01:00:03,642 --> 01:00:05,393
-Yo, Crewe.
-Yes, sir.
876
01:00:05,602 --> 01:00:08,021
You being a ex-football player
and all...
877
01:00:08,230 --> 01:00:10,524
...I'm sure you got a lot
of hot ass on the outside.
878
01:00:10,732 --> 01:00:13,568
Well, let's not forget I wasn't
the most popular guy out there.
879
01:00:13,777 --> 01:00:14,820
Don't give me that.
880
01:00:15,028 --> 01:00:17,739
O.J. chopped his wife's head off
and still got some ass.
881
01:00:17,948 --> 01:00:19,282
Yeah.
882
01:00:19,533 --> 01:00:22,494
My mama taught me not to kiss
and tell. Now, go to sleep.
883
01:00:22,702 --> 01:00:24,788
All right. I got one more question
to ask you.
884
01:00:25,163 --> 01:00:26,998
Okay. What is it?
885
01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:31,336
Why'd you shave those points?
886
01:00:34,214 --> 01:00:37,342
Didn't you read the papers?
I'm innocent.
887
01:00:37,551 --> 01:00:39,845
Yeah. Ain't we all?
888
01:00:42,430 --> 01:00:43,932
Yo, Crewe, what would you say...
889
01:00:44,141 --> 01:00:47,227
...if I could get you film
from the guards' games last year?
890
01:00:47,435 --> 01:00:49,813
I would say that's incredible,
but how?
891
01:00:50,522 --> 01:00:51,940
Thanks, gentlemen.
892
01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:55,819
The warden will be done with him
in 15 minutes.
893
01:00:56,653 --> 01:00:59,573
-We can handle him.
-Yes, ma'am.
894
01:00:59,781 --> 01:01:01,616
Then you're gonna, ma'am.
895
01:01:06,121 --> 01:01:07,497
Nice job.
896
01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:13,795
I can't tell you how much this means
to me. Thank you, Lynette.
897
01:01:14,004 --> 01:01:16,339
{\an8}Now Nate can study
all the guards' formations.
898
01:01:16,548 --> 01:01:19,342
Not so fast, sugar bear.
899
01:01:19,551 --> 01:01:21,636
You gotta earn them.
900
01:01:31,605 --> 01:01:33,148
We only got 15 minutes...
901
01:01:33,356 --> 01:01:37,319
...but, sunshine, we're gonna
make them all count.
902
01:01:50,165 --> 01:01:51,917
One more, please?
903
01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:01,801
Let's go.
904
01:02:09,392 --> 01:02:11,478
-Quiet down. Guys.
-Let's go.
905
01:02:11,686 --> 01:02:14,481
Before we watch the guards'
game film from last season...
906
01:02:14,689 --> 01:02:19,194
...we have a special presentation
from our very own Mr. Paul Crewe.
907
01:02:20,987 --> 01:02:22,822
What are you talking about?
908
01:02:24,199 --> 01:02:25,742
What's going on?
909
01:02:29,913 --> 01:02:32,374
Now I gotta relive this shit?
910
01:02:48,390 --> 01:02:50,141
Yeah!
911
01:02:52,978 --> 01:02:56,106
You can say this,
my man's a team player!
912
01:02:57,899 --> 01:03:02,070
You know what they say. Once
you go gray, there ain't no other way!
913
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:05,198
Hey, hey, hey. Brucie! Brucie!
I'm glad you think that's funny...
914
01:03:05,407 --> 01:03:07,617
...because I got something
funny to show you guys.
915
01:03:07,826 --> 01:03:10,203
Tony, hit it. You're gonna like this.
916
01:03:17,669 --> 01:03:21,089
-What the hell is this?
-What? It's good. It keeps going.
917
01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:23,466
-Hi.
-Here I am.
918
01:03:23,675 --> 01:03:25,385
Turn this shit off. Turn it off.
919
01:03:26,052 --> 01:03:27,387
No!
920
01:03:32,934 --> 01:03:35,395
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very funny.
Trick photography.
921
01:03:45,363 --> 01:03:48,325
Nothing happened. I was showing
a wrestling move. That's all.
922
01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:50,076
Knock it off!
923
01:03:50,285 --> 01:03:51,703
Knock it off!
924
01:03:52,078 --> 01:03:54,539
It's time we took a look
at what we came here to see...
925
01:03:54,748 --> 01:03:56,624
...before the guards come back.
926
01:03:58,001 --> 01:04:01,421
The first film is the guards' offense
against Texas Southern.
927
01:04:01,629 --> 01:04:04,883
Now, as you can see,
they're running a standard wishbone.
928
01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:14,559
You're telling me these animals
are watching our game films.
929
01:04:14,768 --> 01:04:16,603
-Is that right?
-Yes, sir, boss.
930
01:04:16,811 --> 01:04:18,313
They got all last season.
931
01:04:19,189 --> 01:04:21,733
Seems to me that we ought to
do something about this.
932
01:04:21,941 --> 01:04:23,610
What do you want me to do?
933
01:04:23,818 --> 01:04:26,029
You're the criminal. Be creative.
934
01:04:26,404 --> 01:04:29,449
But on game day, if I so much as--
935
01:04:32,327 --> 01:04:33,370
What are you doing?
936
01:04:34,996 --> 01:04:38,249
I don't know.
I've had hot flashes all shift...
937
01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:40,752
...and now my nipples are killing me.
938
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:42,629
Why are we talking about
your nipples?
939
01:04:43,046 --> 01:04:45,548
We're not. Just go do
what you're doing there.
940
01:04:45,757 --> 01:04:47,175
Guys.
941
01:04:48,385 --> 01:04:51,346
I want Crewe finished.
942
01:04:51,554 --> 01:04:55,725
Yes, sir. You give me the inspiration,
sir. I got something for him.
943
01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:58,144
Hut!
944
01:05:04,067 --> 01:05:05,527
Everybody!
945
01:05:07,070 --> 01:05:08,363
Huddle up!
946
01:05:12,242 --> 01:05:17,038
Every day we've been taking shit,
for a long time.
947
01:05:17,622 --> 01:05:22,460
Tomorrow, payback.
Now, think about that for a second.
948
01:06:07,422 --> 01:06:09,549
-What time is it?
-Game time!
949
01:06:09,757 --> 01:06:11,384
-What time is it?
-Game time!
950
01:06:11,593 --> 01:06:15,096
-What time is it?
-Game time!
951
01:06:18,349 --> 01:06:22,520
Tomorrow, 12:00, the bus leaves.
Don't be late!
952
01:06:23,646 --> 01:06:25,732
Where the hell is Caretaker?
953
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:28,776
I don't know.
954
01:06:56,721 --> 01:06:59,349
A gift for you, Mr. Crewe.
955
01:07:01,309 --> 01:07:03,853
How does he listen
to that cracker shit?
956
01:09:32,418 --> 01:09:34,712
We're here deep in the heart
of toothless country...
957
01:09:34,921 --> 01:09:37,548
{\an8}
...coming to you from a simple
Texas high school stadium...
958
01:09:37,757 --> 01:09:39,967
{\an8}
...that's been retrofitted
for the big event.
959
01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:42,178
When Travis tried to
drag me out here, I said:
960
01:09:42,387 --> 01:09:44,889
"Are you brain-dead from talking
to too many Raider fans?
961
01:09:45,098 --> 01:09:46,349
It's not going to work."
962
01:09:46,557 --> 01:09:49,519
But the fact of the matter is,
this could shape up as an epic day.
963
01:09:49,727 --> 01:09:52,939
Hot-dog vendors, high-powered rifles,
I love the combination.
964
01:09:53,147 --> 01:09:55,692
And apparently so do the fans.
965
01:09:59,237 --> 01:10:00,780
Hey, shitheads! Listen up!
966
01:10:00,988 --> 01:10:02,865
Everybody on their feet
for the warden.
967
01:10:07,245 --> 01:10:09,706
Anthony, wow. You can sit down.
968
01:10:10,707 --> 01:10:12,250
Thank God.
969
01:10:14,001 --> 01:10:16,671
Gentlemen, Texas marshals
have been kind enough...
970
01:10:16,879 --> 01:10:20,425
...to supply us with a dozen
of their finest sharpshooters.
971
01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:24,303
So for those of you thinking
of mingling with the civilians...
972
01:10:24,512 --> 01:10:26,222
...or trying to make a break for it...
973
01:10:26,723 --> 01:10:28,182
...you will be shot.
974
01:10:29,851 --> 01:10:31,018
In the head.
975
01:10:34,689 --> 01:10:37,900
Now, let's all go out there
and have some fun!
976
01:10:40,778 --> 01:10:43,990
Crewe! I'll see you on the field!
977
01:10:46,451 --> 01:10:48,161
I think he's in love with you.
978
01:10:49,203 --> 01:10:51,205
All right, listen up.
979
01:10:51,414 --> 01:10:55,334
I know it's hard to get psyched for the
game without Caretaker being here.
980
01:10:56,085 --> 01:10:58,713
But somehow that sick,
skinny bastard...
981
01:10:58,921 --> 01:11:02,925
...found a way to get us all fired up
from beyond the grave.
982
01:11:04,051 --> 01:11:06,512
Caretaker's last gift to us.
983
01:11:06,721 --> 01:11:09,432
Battle, I presume this is yours.
984
01:11:11,225 --> 01:11:13,394
I still don't think that's big enough.
985
01:11:15,563 --> 01:11:18,232
-That's it?
-No, that ain't it.
986
01:11:18,524 --> 01:11:21,027
Caretaker said he'd find us
some gear to wear.
987
01:11:25,239 --> 01:11:27,742
I think he found us a name too.
988
01:11:31,954 --> 01:11:35,291
Mean Machine! Mean Machine!
Mean Machine! Mean Machine!
989
01:11:48,137 --> 01:11:52,600
Good afternoon and welcome to a
special edition of ESPN football...
990
01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:56,145
...as today, the semipro
Allenville Federal Prison guards...
991
01:11:56,354 --> 01:11:58,981
...will be taking on the very prisoners
they guard.
992
01:11:59,190 --> 01:12:02,610
And with this special game, folks,
comes a special broadcast...
993
01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:06,113
...as I'm joined in the booth
by Baby Face Bob.
994
01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:08,074
Say hi to the folks, Bob-O.
995
01:12:09,742 --> 01:12:11,452
Chris, we went to a commercial.
996
01:12:11,661 --> 01:12:14,831
This job, Bob,
it's a lot of give and take.
997
01:12:15,039 --> 01:12:17,875
So when I bring you in,
don't be afraid to talk to the folks.
998
01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:22,171
Unless you don't want to.
999
01:12:25,550 --> 01:12:27,093
And here come the cons...
1000
01:12:27,301 --> 01:12:31,305
...led by former NFL MVP quarterback
Paul Crewe.
1001
01:12:36,519 --> 01:12:39,105
Holy shit. Hey, hey, hey.
1002
01:12:39,313 --> 01:12:40,940
Well, hello. How are you?
1003
01:12:41,148 --> 01:12:42,608
Back away from the girls!
1004
01:12:42,817 --> 01:12:44,986
-Hey, now.
-Call me!
1005
01:12:46,821 --> 01:12:48,614
What the hell
are you dressed up for?
1006
01:12:48,823 --> 01:12:52,410
Hey, I didn't spend 14 years
in the joint just to watch this game.
1007
01:12:52,618 --> 01:12:54,495
And there in the
high-security bleachers...
1008
01:12:54,704 --> 01:12:57,957
...are the good-behavior cons,
along with their...
1009
01:12:58,165 --> 01:12:59,292
...cheerleaders?
1010
01:13:00,459 --> 01:13:02,503
We're the mean machine
Don't mean to dis you
1011
01:13:02,712 --> 01:13:05,339
We're gonna kick your ass
And then we'll kiss you
1012
01:13:05,715 --> 01:13:08,342
Hey! Ho!
What?
1013
01:13:11,137 --> 01:13:13,222
I didn't do it!
1014
01:13:24,442 --> 01:13:25,568
Come on, Batt!
1015
01:13:40,958 --> 01:13:42,919
-What's that?
-Did you see that?
1016
01:13:46,756 --> 01:13:47,840
Damn it!
1017
01:13:49,258 --> 01:13:53,054
Papajohn's at the 20, the 10.
And he will score.
1018
01:13:56,849 --> 01:13:58,935
Sweet dreams, bitch.
1019
01:13:59,644 --> 01:14:01,270
That's a 90-yard return.
1020
01:14:01,479 --> 01:14:05,149
And I gotta tell you, the cons seem
more interested in hitting the guards...
1021
01:14:05,358 --> 01:14:07,068
...than tackling the ball carrier.
1022
01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:12,198
Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad.
Thanks for picking me up from school.
1023
01:14:13,324 --> 01:14:15,785
And here comes the big story
of the day.
1024
01:14:15,993 --> 01:14:18,371
Paul Crewe,
serving a three-year sentence...
1025
01:14:18,579 --> 01:14:21,999
...hasn't played since he was banned
from the NFL six years ago.
1026
01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:25,336
Center, shift it! Shift it!
1027
01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:30,341
Hey, Sasquatch!
1028
01:14:34,220 --> 01:14:35,304
Twenty, hut!
1029
01:14:35,513 --> 01:14:38,766
Crewe drops back to pass.
Turley's leaving him unprotected.
1030
01:14:39,934 --> 01:14:41,686
Fumble!
1031
01:14:44,647 --> 01:14:45,773
Holy shit!
1032
01:14:47,858 --> 01:14:49,151
Goddamn it.
1033
01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:51,904
That's gonna be a personal foul
on the big guy.
1034
01:14:52,113 --> 01:14:54,907
And this is certainly an inauspicious
start for the cons.
1035
01:14:55,116 --> 01:14:58,452
Come here! All right! You got him.
Now, protect me!
1036
01:14:58,869 --> 01:15:01,205
Let's go! Hold them!
1037
01:15:01,872 --> 01:15:06,252
And here comes Knauer and that
big offensive unit for the guards.
1038
01:15:11,048 --> 01:15:12,258
Eighty-six.
1039
01:15:12,550 --> 01:15:14,051
Back to your cell.
1040
01:15:15,553 --> 01:15:16,887
Hut! Hut!
1041
01:15:21,726 --> 01:15:25,604
Knauer has Potter wide open.
Touchdown, guards.
1042
01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:29,233
-Son of a bitch!
-And in the first 90 seconds...
1043
01:15:29,442 --> 01:15:31,652
...the guards are up
by two touchdowns.
1044
01:15:31,861 --> 01:15:35,156
This one looks like
it could be over early.
1045
01:15:35,531 --> 01:15:36,824
Sorry.
1046
01:15:37,033 --> 01:15:39,910
What are we celebrating for?!
It's 14-nothing!
1047
01:15:40,119 --> 01:15:43,622
You guys wanna beat these assholes,
do it on the scoreboard!
1048
01:15:44,290 --> 01:15:47,960
Are you okay? Oh, God,
you're not hurt, are you?
1049
01:15:48,169 --> 01:15:49,837
Jesus, you sound like my mother.
1050
01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:54,675
Listen, if you wanna cry,
you go ahead and cry. I'll cry with you.
1051
01:15:54,884 --> 01:15:57,803
Get off me! Get back out there
and kick some ass!
1052
01:15:58,012 --> 01:16:01,140
Why are you yelling at me?
All I did was care!
1053
01:16:02,808 --> 01:16:06,479
Look! A broken leg will heal.
1054
01:16:06,687 --> 01:16:09,607
A loss to the Mean Machine
lasts forever.
1055
01:16:12,234 --> 01:16:13,277
Sorry, guys.
1056
01:16:13,778 --> 01:16:15,196
Yeah, yeah. Me too.
1057
01:16:15,613 --> 01:16:16,697
Yeah, me too.
1058
01:16:16,906 --> 01:16:19,366
All right. Now, let's get started!
1059
01:16:21,702 --> 01:16:24,580
Now, get the hell out there! Let's go!
1060
01:16:37,885 --> 01:16:38,928
Way to go! Way to go!
1061
01:16:39,136 --> 01:16:41,847
There's the first sign of life
from the cons.
1062
01:16:42,056 --> 01:16:45,935
Let's see if Paul "Motley" Crewe
can make something happen.
1063
01:16:46,143 --> 01:16:47,186
Hut!
1064
01:16:47,394 --> 01:16:51,273
On first down, Crewe will throw.
He's got Deacon wide open.
1065
01:16:52,983 --> 01:16:55,319
That's gotta be pass interference.
1066
01:16:55,528 --> 01:16:57,363
But the ref is waving it off.
1067
01:16:57,571 --> 01:16:59,615
-What?!
-Oh, come on!
1068
01:16:59,824 --> 01:17:02,284
Come on. I'm in this hellhole
for less than that.
1069
01:17:02,493 --> 01:17:05,162
-Be a man and make a call.
-You're right.
1070
01:17:05,371 --> 01:17:07,957
Unsportsmanlike conduct!
Eighty-eight black!
1071
01:17:08,165 --> 01:17:09,416
What?!
1072
01:17:10,376 --> 01:17:11,544
Come on!
1073
01:17:13,462 --> 01:17:15,089
This is baby-back bullshit!
1074
01:17:15,297 --> 01:17:17,091
-Bullshit, D.
-Calm down. Let it go.
1075
01:17:17,383 --> 01:17:20,344
Let's call that one
a questionable call.
1076
01:17:20,678 --> 01:17:22,263
Blue 42, hut!
1077
01:17:24,098 --> 01:17:27,810
The give is to Megget. He spins
to the outside. Megget has room.
1078
01:17:29,937 --> 01:17:32,523
He's at the 35. The 40.
1079
01:17:33,399 --> 01:17:35,526
He's brought down hard,
by his facemask.
1080
01:17:35,860 --> 01:17:38,863
What? Oh, come on, man!
That was a facemask!
1081
01:17:39,071 --> 01:17:41,323
-You're not gonna call that?
-I saw a clean tackle.
1082
01:17:41,532 --> 01:17:43,492
What you looking at?
Are you serious?
1083
01:17:43,701 --> 01:17:45,870
Tell it to the parole board, criminal.
1084
01:17:46,453 --> 01:17:48,164
I mean, this is absurd.
1085
01:17:48,372 --> 01:17:50,749
We can't win with the refs
on the payroll!
1086
01:17:50,958 --> 01:17:54,003
Listen up. I got an idea
to end all this bullshit.
1087
01:17:54,211 --> 01:17:56,589
Come on, let's all stay up! Come on!
1088
01:17:58,382 --> 01:17:59,842
Down, set!
1089
01:18:00,134 --> 01:18:01,260
Red 58.
1090
01:18:01,468 --> 01:18:02,845
Cover your man!
1091
01:18:03,220 --> 01:18:05,181
Red 58. Hut!
1092
01:18:16,650 --> 01:18:19,153
That one hurt my marble sack.
1093
01:18:21,530 --> 01:18:22,573
All right!
1094
01:18:22,781 --> 01:18:24,575
-You all right?
-Yeah.
1095
01:18:24,783 --> 01:18:26,202
-What down is it?
-Fifth.
1096
01:18:26,410 --> 01:18:28,621
-No, no. It would be fourth down.
-Okay.
1097
01:18:28,829 --> 01:18:31,749
He was like, "Oh, my balls!"
1098
01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:35,920
What do you think?
Should I go for the left nut this time?
1099
01:18:36,420 --> 01:18:38,505
Underneath! Let's go!
1100
01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:40,841
Ref, you gotta get in the game!
Right over here!
1101
01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:45,054
I don't quite get this, but on fourth
and 22, the cons are gonna go for it.
1102
01:18:45,262 --> 01:18:46,764
Down, set!
1103
01:18:46,972 --> 01:18:48,432
Red 58.
1104
01:18:48,641 --> 01:18:50,226
Red 58. Hut!
1105
01:18:59,485 --> 01:19:02,029
You gotta always protect
the McNuggets.
1106
01:19:05,491 --> 01:19:08,285
How about from now on, you call
a fair game? How's that sound?
1107
01:19:08,535 --> 01:19:09,578
Sounds good.
1108
01:19:09,787 --> 01:19:11,789
Okay. Wet Willie.
1109
01:19:13,123 --> 01:19:14,541
Yeah, you like that.
1110
01:19:18,712 --> 01:19:20,506
And so the guards will take over...
1111
01:19:20,714 --> 01:19:24,218
...after one of the strangest
offensive series I've ever seen.
1112
01:19:24,510 --> 01:19:27,596
Okay, boys. We know who doesn't
have any balls out there now.
1113
01:19:27,805 --> 01:19:30,266
Have we got any?
Have we got some balls?
1114
01:19:30,474 --> 01:19:34,061
-Yeah!
-All right! Let's go kick some ass!
1115
01:19:34,478 --> 01:19:37,106
Come on, Swit,
stand them up, baby.
1116
01:19:37,314 --> 01:19:41,110
White 50. White 50. Hut, hut, hut!
1117
01:19:41,318 --> 01:19:43,737
Knauer, play action.
Here comes the blitz.
1118
01:19:46,573 --> 01:19:50,327
Switowski is so big, it's like being
tackled by a Coke machine with legs.
1119
01:19:50,828 --> 01:19:52,496
This is fun!
1120
01:19:54,331 --> 01:19:56,000
Nice to see you smiling, Bob.
1121
01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:58,210
Thanks, Chris.
1122
01:19:59,670 --> 01:20:01,213
Green 90! Hut!
1123
01:20:01,505 --> 01:20:03,799
Third and 5,
and the give is to Megget.
1124
01:20:04,008 --> 01:20:06,593
He's to the 40,
where he'll come up short.
1125
01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:09,388
But look at Turley push the pile.
1126
01:20:09,596 --> 01:20:10,931
And now Crewe.
1127
01:20:11,849 --> 01:20:13,600
And that's a first down!
1128
01:20:15,144 --> 01:20:18,355
And look out. Boy, somebody better
take control of this game soon...
1129
01:20:18,564 --> 01:20:20,774
...or they'll need body bags
on the sidelines.
1130
01:20:20,983 --> 01:20:22,026
Let's go, guys.
1131
01:20:22,234 --> 01:20:24,862
Start of the second quarter.
Cons down by two touchdowns...
1132
01:20:25,070 --> 01:20:26,572
...but they finally have
some momentum.
1133
01:20:26,780 --> 01:20:28,198
Hut!
1134
01:20:30,617 --> 01:20:32,828
Crewe with a shovel pass
to Megget.
1135
01:20:33,579 --> 01:20:35,873
And Megget scrambles
for a first down.
1136
01:20:36,623 --> 01:20:38,000
Oh, you fooled me.
1137
01:20:38,208 --> 01:20:40,127
-I got you there, didn't I?
-You did.
1138
01:20:40,336 --> 01:20:42,838
Engleheart, you are
the best-looking guy on your team.
1139
01:20:43,047 --> 01:20:47,593
Paul, in the midst of all this,
for you to say something like that is....
1140
01:20:48,510 --> 01:20:49,845
Come on. Let's go, D.
1141
01:20:50,054 --> 01:20:52,181
First and 10 at the guards' 35.
1142
01:20:52,389 --> 01:20:55,309
Crewe dumps it over the middle
to Deacon Moss.
1143
01:20:55,559 --> 01:21:00,731
And he's hammered at the 17 for a
13-yard pickup. That's a first down.
1144
01:21:01,315 --> 01:21:03,025
-Hut!
-Crewe, trying to get his team...
1145
01:21:03,233 --> 01:21:04,735
...on the scoreboard.
1146
01:21:05,402 --> 01:21:06,987
He will throw.
1147
01:21:09,073 --> 01:21:12,034
And it's caught by Deacon Moss
for a touchdown!
1148
01:21:13,285 --> 01:21:14,328
All right!
1149
01:21:14,536 --> 01:21:18,540
And so there'll be no shutout today,
as the cons are on the board.
1150
01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:22,378
Quit booing, people.
Both teams are trying very hard!
1151
01:21:22,753 --> 01:21:26,048
What the hell's wrong with you?
Stop acting like a damn cheerleader!
1152
01:21:26,256 --> 01:21:28,425
-Sportsmanship, try it.
-Shut up.
1153
01:21:31,929 --> 01:21:33,389
Damn.
1154
01:21:33,597 --> 01:21:36,725
2:11 left in the first half.
And Dunham is back in at fullback.
1155
01:21:36,934 --> 01:21:39,853
And he is a load, at 6'2", 260.
1156
01:21:42,272 --> 01:21:44,316
Dunham, breaking tackles.
1157
01:21:44,525 --> 01:21:46,276
He refuses to go down.
1158
01:21:46,944 --> 01:21:50,781
But he finally does
after a 15-yard gain.
1159
01:21:52,282 --> 01:21:54,451
That's how a white man
runs a football.
1160
01:21:54,660 --> 01:21:57,621
If I was on D, I'd crack you square
in that egg-ass head of yours.
1161
01:21:57,830 --> 01:22:00,457
Yeah, but you ain't on D.
Are you, bitch?
1162
01:22:01,959 --> 01:22:04,294
Switowski! Come here.
1163
01:22:04,753 --> 01:22:06,922
Do you know what
he said to me in the library?
1164
01:22:10,634 --> 01:22:13,429
Yes. Him. Out.
1165
01:22:16,890 --> 01:22:19,852
D, D, defense
D, D, defense
1166
01:22:20,060 --> 01:22:22,229
The cons don't have
an answer for Dunham...
1167
01:22:22,438 --> 01:22:26,024
...who's averaging close to 12 yards
a carry this half.
1168
01:22:27,651 --> 01:22:28,777
Green 67.
1169
01:22:28,986 --> 01:22:30,863
Green 67. Hut!
1170
01:22:34,741 --> 01:22:37,995
Oh, what a hit on Dunham
by Switowski.
1171
01:22:40,581 --> 01:22:43,000
I think I made him shit himself.
1172
01:22:43,250 --> 01:22:45,335
-Shit!
-I think he just shit himself.
1173
01:22:45,669 --> 01:22:47,880
I think he just shit himself.
1174
01:22:48,088 --> 01:22:51,633
Good Lord.
This guy shit himself big-time.
1175
01:22:51,842 --> 01:22:55,179
See? I told you
I made him shit himself!
1176
01:22:55,929 --> 01:22:58,807
Yo! I'll make sure I send
them books to the hospital, pimp.
1177
01:22:59,016 --> 01:23:00,684
And some diapers.
1178
01:23:02,352 --> 01:23:05,063
Nineteen seconds.
We got a lot of ground to cover.
1179
01:23:05,272 --> 01:23:07,733
You bastards remember
that play we practiced in the mud?
1180
01:23:07,941 --> 01:23:10,652
What are you talking about?
That was some schoolyard bullshit.
1181
01:23:10,903 --> 01:23:13,864
Yeah. Let's try some
schoolyard bullshit.
1182
01:23:15,741 --> 01:23:17,117
Come on, D, let's go.
1183
01:23:17,326 --> 01:23:20,245
Down, set! Green 88.
1184
01:23:20,537 --> 01:23:21,872
Green 88. Hut!
1185
01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:26,877
The clock starts to run. Crewe hands
the ball to Megget. It's a reverse.
1186
01:23:27,127 --> 01:23:29,213
Cheeseburger Eddy's got it.
1187
01:23:29,421 --> 01:23:31,131
{\an8}Go, baby, go!
1188
01:23:31,715 --> 01:23:33,717
He laterals to Deacon.
1189
01:23:34,927 --> 01:23:36,303
Tackle him!
1190
01:23:37,554 --> 01:23:38,764
To Turley.
1191
01:23:38,972 --> 01:23:41,600
{\an8}
The clock is running. To Brucie.
1192
01:23:41,808 --> 01:23:43,852
Shades of Cal-Stanford.
1193
01:23:44,061 --> 01:23:45,562
Back to Crewe.
1194
01:23:46,271 --> 01:23:48,023
He tosses to Megget.
1195
01:23:48,232 --> 01:23:49,274
Tackle him!
1196
01:23:53,111 --> 01:23:55,989
And look at that little Megget run.
1197
01:23:56,198 --> 01:23:57,908
{\an8}
Three seconds left.
1198
01:23:59,159 --> 01:24:00,244
Yeah! Go!
1199
01:24:01,328 --> 01:24:06,500
He could go all the way.
Touchdown!
1200
01:24:12,047 --> 01:24:13,173
Did you see that?!
1201
01:24:13,382 --> 01:24:14,758
Do that sound again.
1202
01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:18,095
I like that.
1203
01:24:21,098 --> 01:24:23,392
And so, on a miraculous play...
1204
01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:27,604
...the cons end the first half
with the score: 14-all.
1205
01:24:32,609 --> 01:24:34,361
Bring it in.
1206
01:24:35,112 --> 01:24:38,407
Do you have any idea
who's beating you out there?
1207
01:24:38,615 --> 01:24:40,742
This was supposed
to be a blow-out...
1208
01:24:40,951 --> 01:24:44,454
...and they're showing you up
in front of the whole nation.
1209
01:24:45,497 --> 01:24:47,165
The whole nation!
1210
01:24:47,541 --> 01:24:49,793
I like it when he's angry.
1211
01:24:52,004 --> 01:24:54,715
-I told you!
-Way to go, baby, way to go.
1212
01:25:01,096 --> 01:25:03,932
What in the hell do you think
you're doing out there?
1213
01:25:04,141 --> 01:25:05,809
Playing football, sir.
1214
01:25:07,477 --> 01:25:09,313
I didn't say nothing about winning.
1215
01:25:09,646 --> 01:25:11,898
We're not winning. Not yet.
1216
01:25:14,985 --> 01:25:17,362
You got yourself in quite
a predicament, Mr. Crewe.
1217
01:25:17,571 --> 01:25:19,781
-Is that right?
-See, it's come to my attention...
1218
01:25:19,990 --> 01:25:22,367
...that inmate Unger
has been taken into custody...
1219
01:25:22,576 --> 01:25:24,036
...for the murder of Caretaker.
1220
01:25:24,244 --> 01:25:26,663
-Good.
-Oh, yeah, it's good.
1221
01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:30,500
Only thing is, he claims
to have an accomplice.
1222
01:25:30,876 --> 01:25:32,669
Claims you knew all about it.
1223
01:25:32,878 --> 01:25:36,089
Hell, he even says
you sent Caretaker to your cell.
1224
01:25:37,174 --> 01:25:38,425
Bullshit.
1225
01:25:38,634 --> 01:25:41,845
Captain Knauer says
he saw you planning it with Unger.
1226
01:25:43,055 --> 01:25:44,931
There's no way
that could hold up in court.
1227
01:25:45,140 --> 01:25:46,183
Court?
1228
01:25:48,018 --> 01:25:52,356
Hell, boy, in Allenville,
I'm the judge, I'm the jury...
1229
01:25:52,564 --> 01:25:56,777
...and in your particular case,
I'm the executioner.
1230
01:25:57,611 --> 01:25:58,695
What do you want?
1231
01:25:59,196 --> 01:26:00,822
I want you to lose.
1232
01:26:01,031 --> 01:26:02,157
I can't do that.
1233
01:26:02,366 --> 01:26:05,369
Of course you can. After all,
you've had plenty of practice.
1234
01:26:05,577 --> 01:26:09,039
But the men. It's more important
to them than it is to you.
1235
01:26:10,248 --> 01:26:12,376
Okay. Suit yourself.
1236
01:26:12,709 --> 01:26:16,171
Spend the next 25 years
of your useless life in prison.
1237
01:26:18,382 --> 01:26:20,133
All right, I'll do it.
1238
01:26:24,096 --> 01:26:27,933
But I don't want my guys hurt.
You get ahead, you coast. We clear?
1239
01:26:28,141 --> 01:26:30,894
Fine. Right after I get
a two-touchdown lead.
1240
01:26:32,396 --> 01:26:35,232
I tell you what bothers me
the most, warden.
1241
01:26:37,359 --> 01:26:40,112
That you're not gonna be
out there on that field with us...
1242
01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:42,197
...getting what
you got coming to you.
1243
01:26:45,242 --> 01:26:48,120
The only thing coming to me
is victory.
1244
01:26:50,247 --> 01:26:51,748
Mean Machine.
1245
01:26:53,291 --> 01:26:54,584
It's cute.
1246
01:26:57,754 --> 01:26:59,423
-Let's go, boy!
-We can do it, baby!
1247
01:26:59,631 --> 01:27:01,174
Captain.
1248
01:27:02,092 --> 01:27:03,468
May I have a word?
1249
01:27:03,677 --> 01:27:06,179
Don't worry, warden,
we'll take care of business.
1250
01:27:06,388 --> 01:27:07,556
I already have.
1251
01:27:07,931 --> 01:27:10,559
What? We can win this on our own.
1252
01:27:10,767 --> 01:27:14,896
Captain, a man in my position
doesn't leave things to chance.
1253
01:27:15,605 --> 01:27:18,734
Now, after you get a comfortable
three-touchdown lead...
1254
01:27:18,942 --> 01:27:21,737
...I want you to inflict as much pain
as humanly possible.
1255
01:27:21,945 --> 01:27:24,197
Do not let up, you hear?
1256
01:27:24,531 --> 01:27:27,451
I want those cons to understand
who owns them.
1257
01:27:28,285 --> 01:27:29,578
Do I make myself clear?
1258
01:27:29,786 --> 01:27:31,121
Oh, yes, sir.
1259
01:27:31,872 --> 01:27:32,914
Good.
1260
01:27:33,790 --> 01:27:37,294
There's the kickoff, and we're
under way in the second half.
1261
01:27:43,008 --> 01:27:46,094
Megget is finally brought down
at the guards' 33...
1262
01:27:46,303 --> 01:27:47,929
...where Paul Crewe will take over.
1263
01:27:48,138 --> 01:27:49,931
And what a first half he's had.
1264
01:27:50,140 --> 01:27:51,433
Here we go! Here we go!
1265
01:27:54,561 --> 01:27:55,896
Down, set!
1266
01:27:56,688 --> 01:27:58,857
Y 45. Hut!
1267
01:27:59,691 --> 01:28:02,152
On first and 10, Crewe will pass.
1268
01:28:02,360 --> 01:28:04,070
-He's got Deacon wide open.
-Come on.
1269
01:28:04,279 --> 01:28:06,740
-Oh, incomplete.
-It's okay. Get your head up.
1270
01:28:07,240 --> 01:28:08,283
It's all right, man.
1271
01:28:10,243 --> 01:28:11,453
Come on, Paulie.
1272
01:28:11,661 --> 01:28:14,956
Second and 10 from the 33. Crewe's
looking for Deacon once again.
1273
01:28:15,165 --> 01:28:17,334
-He's open!
-He's open!
1274
01:28:18,043 --> 01:28:21,922
But overthrows it.
And it's picked off by Papajohn.
1275
01:28:22,130 --> 01:28:23,673
Look out! He might go.
1276
01:28:25,258 --> 01:28:26,968
Say goodbye.
1277
01:28:27,677 --> 01:28:28,720
Touchdown!
1278
01:28:30,764 --> 01:28:34,392
The first mistake
Crewe's made all day.
1279
01:28:37,395 --> 01:28:41,107
Short memory, baby.
We'll get it back. We'll get it back.
1280
01:28:41,316 --> 01:28:42,984
Defense, let's do this!
1281
01:28:44,152 --> 01:28:45,570
8:38 left in the third quarter.
1282
01:28:45,779 --> 01:28:47,906
Crewe has struggled
thus far in the second half.
1283
01:28:48,114 --> 01:28:49,574
Hut!
1284
01:28:49,783 --> 01:28:53,245
The pitch to Megget.
Oh, my! That ball is live!
1285
01:28:54,246 --> 01:28:55,872
It's picked up by Lambert.
1286
01:28:56,081 --> 01:28:59,334
He's at the 15, the 10,
and he will score!
1287
01:29:01,044 --> 01:29:02,796
Yeah! Touchdown! Yeah!
1288
01:29:03,004 --> 01:29:07,217
Crewe took a shot on that play
and he's getting up slowly.
1289
01:29:07,425 --> 01:29:10,846
Meanwhile, in the end zone, the
guards have something to celebrate...
1290
01:29:11,054 --> 01:29:13,557
...as they find themselves up
by two touchdowns.
1291
01:29:13,765 --> 01:29:17,310
This is simply a different Paul Crewe
we're seeing here in the second half.
1292
01:29:17,519 --> 01:29:19,980
There's the old Paul Crewe
we love to write about.
1293
01:29:20,188 --> 01:29:21,940
What the hell are you
doing out there?
1294
01:29:22,148 --> 01:29:23,650
I'm done.
1295
01:29:24,901 --> 01:29:26,403
I'm out. That's it.
1296
01:29:28,780 --> 01:29:30,532
-Where you hurting?
-My knee.
1297
01:29:30,740 --> 01:29:32,826
-Seems okay to me.
-Well, it ain't.
1298
01:29:35,453 --> 01:29:39,332
If Crewe can't go, I don't know how
deep these guys are at quarterback.
1299
01:29:41,375 --> 01:29:44,796
The guards will try to keep it away
from Megget, so they'll pooch kick.
1300
01:29:45,005 --> 01:29:46,256
Fair catch. Fair catch.
1301
01:29:46,464 --> 01:29:49,092
As Big Tony calls for the fair catch.
1302
01:29:49,551 --> 01:29:53,263
Watch out. That was as late a hit
as I've ever seen.
1303
01:29:54,973 --> 01:29:58,768
And even some of the home crowd
not liking that one.
1304
01:29:58,977 --> 01:30:00,061
Hang in there, partner.
1305
01:30:00,270 --> 01:30:04,274
Can of corn. Can of corn,
and I'll be fine. Can of corn.
1306
01:30:07,360 --> 01:30:09,613
Yeah, I'd have a hard time
looking at me too.
1307
01:30:10,113 --> 01:30:11,239
Brucie.
1308
01:30:11,448 --> 01:30:12,574
Yeah, coach.
1309
01:30:12,782 --> 01:30:16,077
You're the only one that knows
this offense, son. Now, do it.
1310
01:30:16,286 --> 01:30:18,788
Coming into the game,
replacing the injured Paul Crewe...
1311
01:30:18,997 --> 01:30:20,332
...is number 1, Brucie.
1312
01:30:20,540 --> 01:30:22,375
All right. Crewe's playing like shit.
1313
01:30:22,584 --> 01:30:24,669
That's his problem.
I'm gonna bring us back.
1314
01:30:24,878 --> 01:30:27,172
Right, 32 Flex Dive Motion
on one. Ready!
1315
01:30:27,380 --> 01:30:28,422
Break!
1316
01:30:28,632 --> 01:30:31,259
Yeah. It's Brucie's
time to shine, baby.
1317
01:30:31,801 --> 01:30:34,262
Okay. Down, set. Hut!
1318
01:30:34,471 --> 01:30:38,350
There's the snap and the ball is
fumbled. And the guards recover.
1319
01:30:38,558 --> 01:30:40,393
I knew I shouldn't
have had that popcorn.
1320
01:30:41,478 --> 01:30:45,231
The guards are in command here
as we move late into the third quarter.
1321
01:30:45,439 --> 01:30:46,816
Ninety-eight. Hut! Hut!
1322
01:30:47,817 --> 01:30:50,862
The give is to Potter.
Back to Knauer.
1323
01:30:51,071 --> 01:30:53,281
He's got a man open
deep downfield.
1324
01:30:53,490 --> 01:30:55,449
He'll throw the flea-flicker!
1325
01:30:55,659 --> 01:30:58,328
And he's got it. Touchdown, guards.
1326
01:30:58,536 --> 01:31:01,623
And this game is starting
to look like a blow-out.
1327
01:31:03,667 --> 01:31:07,754
Hey, man, after all Caretaker did,
this is how you show him love?
1328
01:31:07,963 --> 01:31:09,297
Don't worry about it.
1329
01:31:09,506 --> 01:31:11,841
You haven't changed one damn bit.
1330
01:31:16,262 --> 01:31:19,432
-All right. Down, set!
-Back in at quarterback is Brucie...
1331
01:31:19,641 --> 01:31:22,519
...who will try to find a handle
on the ball this time.
1332
01:31:23,687 --> 01:31:24,938
Throw it, Brucie!
1333
01:31:25,438 --> 01:31:26,940
Oh, shit!
1334
01:31:27,273 --> 01:31:28,692
And look out.
1335
01:31:32,696 --> 01:31:34,781
What a shot he took!
1336
01:31:34,990 --> 01:31:36,449
How much more blood do you want?
1337
01:31:39,577 --> 01:31:43,331
I think the cons are just about
out of options at quarterback.
1338
01:32:02,684 --> 01:32:04,853
Hey, Skitchy,
let me ask you something.
1339
01:32:05,729 --> 01:32:08,440
When you popped the warden,
was it worth it?
1340
01:32:08,648 --> 01:32:10,984
Was it worth spending
the rest of your life in here?
1341
01:32:11,651 --> 01:32:15,529
Was it worth it? It was worth
every goddamn second.
1342
01:32:23,455 --> 01:32:25,290
What the hell is he doing?
1343
01:32:28,209 --> 01:32:31,796
Paul Crewe must be feeling better,
because here he comes.
1344
01:32:32,005 --> 01:32:34,382
All right, I missed you guys,
so I'm back.
1345
01:32:34,591 --> 01:32:36,843
We got a lot of work to do.
Let's get it going.
1346
01:32:37,052 --> 01:32:39,679
Deuce right, 89. Fly on two. Ready?
1347
01:32:41,973 --> 01:32:43,183
Break.
1348
01:32:44,601 --> 01:32:47,645
As we start the fourth quarter,
cons down by three touchdowns.
1349
01:32:47,854 --> 01:32:49,189
Wide left! Tight left!
1350
01:32:50,940 --> 01:32:52,942
Black 90. Hut! Hut!
1351
01:32:53,151 --> 01:32:55,737
Here comes the blitz,
and no one's blocking!
1352
01:32:55,945 --> 01:32:58,990
And Crewe will be sacked
for a big loss.
1353
01:32:59,616 --> 01:33:03,661
That looked like a message to Crewe
from his offensive line.
1354
01:33:05,330 --> 01:33:07,082
You see that?
They're quitting on him.
1355
01:33:07,290 --> 01:33:09,250
Okay, baby. Jailbreak Blitz. Ready?
1356
01:33:09,583 --> 01:33:11,585
We got that out of the way.
I deserved it.
1357
01:33:11,795 --> 01:33:14,255
-Now we gotta play some football.
-Switch it! Switch it!
1358
01:33:14,464 --> 01:33:16,716
Cons need to do something
to get back in this game.
1359
01:33:16,925 --> 01:33:18,676
And that's not it!
1360
01:33:19,427 --> 01:33:21,429
And Crewe is leveled!
1361
01:33:21,638 --> 01:33:23,932
I don't think he's gonna get up
from that one.
1362
01:33:24,140 --> 01:33:25,642
Nice hit!
1363
01:33:27,519 --> 01:33:30,105
But he is. And I don't know how,
after that last hit.
1364
01:33:30,313 --> 01:33:31,439
All right, punt team!
1365
01:33:31,648 --> 01:33:33,983
Keep them off the field!
We're going for it.
1366
01:33:34,192 --> 01:33:36,069
Dumbshits are going for it!
Let's go!
1367
01:33:36,402 --> 01:33:39,322
Come on back, if he wants to get
his ass kicked. Come on back.
1368
01:33:39,531 --> 01:33:40,824
{\an8}
This is unbelievable.
1369
01:33:41,032 --> 01:33:45,203
Fine. You guys don't wanna help me,
I'll do it on my own. On two.
1370
01:33:46,162 --> 01:33:47,413
Let's go, to the line.
1371
01:33:47,621 --> 01:33:48,957
On fourth and 20...
1372
01:33:49,165 --> 01:33:51,960
...the cons are gonna go for it.
This could be the ball game.
1373
01:33:52,168 --> 01:33:54,254
Red 98. Hut! Hut!
1374
01:33:55,839 --> 01:33:59,551
Crewe dodges the blitz,
but he loses his helmet.
1375
01:34:03,012 --> 01:34:04,556
And he's not going down.
1376
01:34:10,145 --> 01:34:12,397
He's got the first down.
1377
01:34:12,605 --> 01:34:13,857
Time-out!
1378
01:34:14,566 --> 01:34:16,234
-Man, oh, man.
-Not bad.
1379
01:34:23,783 --> 01:34:25,034
Huddle up.
1380
01:34:26,119 --> 01:34:27,203
Look.
1381
01:34:28,204 --> 01:34:31,708
I'm sure you already know this,
but I never said it out loud.
1382
01:34:33,168 --> 01:34:34,961
I did throw that game.
1383
01:34:36,379 --> 01:34:37,755
I did it.
1384
01:34:38,506 --> 01:34:41,384
I was in a bad way
with some worse people.
1385
01:34:42,177 --> 01:34:43,511
After I did it...
1386
01:34:43,720 --> 01:34:47,765
...I felt so shitty I wish I would have
just let them kill me instead.
1387
01:34:48,391 --> 01:34:52,770
Now the warden wants to pin
Caretaker's murder on me...
1388
01:34:52,979 --> 01:34:54,939
...if I don't throw this game.
1389
01:34:56,566 --> 01:34:59,194
It looks like I'm gonna get
to know you guys a lot better...
1390
01:34:59,402 --> 01:35:02,030
...because I ain't doing that
twice in a lifetime.
1391
01:35:02,238 --> 01:35:05,450
We got a little time left.
We can still do this.
1392
01:35:05,658 --> 01:35:08,786
I'm begging you.
Put your hands in here.
1393
01:35:18,504 --> 01:35:21,549
Okay. Thank you. Now, who are we?
1394
01:35:21,758 --> 01:35:22,800
Mean Machine!
1395
01:35:23,009 --> 01:35:25,386
Come on, Mean Machine, let's go!
1396
01:35:25,595 --> 01:35:26,763
I'm glad you are back.
1397
01:35:26,971 --> 01:35:28,473
Now I don't have to stab you.
1398
01:35:28,681 --> 01:35:29,974
That's great news.
1399
01:35:30,183 --> 01:35:32,894
All right. We got ourselves a game.
1400
01:35:33,102 --> 01:35:34,687
Brown 65. Hut!
1401
01:35:34,896 --> 01:35:39,025
First and 10 from the 30.
Crewe finds Deacon open in the flat.
1402
01:35:41,152 --> 01:35:42,570
Hut!
1403
01:35:43,821 --> 01:35:46,616
The give is to Megget. And he fights
his way for a 9-yard gain.
1404
01:35:46,824 --> 01:35:48,576
One yard, baby. One more yard.
1405
01:35:49,953 --> 01:35:50,995
Hut! Hut!
1406
01:35:51,204 --> 01:35:53,164
Crewe tries a sneak. Or is it?
1407
01:35:53,373 --> 01:35:54,874
He flips it back to Megget.
1408
01:35:55,333 --> 01:35:58,419
Megget's got the first down
and more.
1409
01:36:05,759 --> 01:36:09,722
And Megget is down to the 4-yard
line, where it'll be first and goal.
1410
01:36:09,931 --> 01:36:11,057
Hut!
1411
01:36:12,100 --> 01:36:15,728
Crewe hands it to Turley.
And look at the big man go.
1412
01:36:15,937 --> 01:36:17,188
Tackle him!
1413
01:36:22,902 --> 01:36:23,987
Touchdown!
1414
01:36:25,071 --> 01:36:29,284
That was some rumbling, bumbling
stumbling right there.
1415
01:36:29,492 --> 01:36:31,286
And listen to the crowd...
1416
01:36:31,494 --> 01:36:35,164
...as this underdog con team
is starting to win them over.
1417
01:36:43,256 --> 01:36:46,843
{\an8}
Third down and 6. Guards have
the ball on their own 29-yard line.
1418
01:36:47,051 --> 01:36:49,470
Knauer needs a first down
to put this game away.
1419
01:36:49,679 --> 01:36:51,180
White 50!
1420
01:36:51,764 --> 01:36:52,806
White 50!
1421
01:36:53,016 --> 01:36:55,226
And look at Battle take off.
1422
01:36:56,602 --> 01:36:58,104
He knocks the ball loose!
1423
01:36:59,355 --> 01:37:03,943
There's a dogpile in the backfield.
The refs are trying to sort it out.
1424
01:37:06,612 --> 01:37:08,281
My arm!
1425
01:37:09,115 --> 01:37:11,242
The cons recover!
1426
01:37:11,868 --> 01:37:14,704
We got the ball! We got the ball!
We got it! We got it!
1427
01:37:15,496 --> 01:37:19,959
With just over two minutes left to be
played, this has turned into a game.
1428
01:37:20,293 --> 01:37:24,005
Crewe will start in great field position
at the guards' 25.
1429
01:37:24,213 --> 01:37:27,841
And look at this formation.
The guards, they're confused.
1430
01:37:28,051 --> 01:37:29,135
Shift over! Move!
1431
01:37:29,344 --> 01:37:32,388
They're trying to call time-out,
but there's the snap.
1432
01:37:35,475 --> 01:37:36,893
Moss is behind a wall of cons.
1433
01:37:37,101 --> 01:37:39,020
I wouldn't wanna
be in front of that thing.
1434
01:37:42,231 --> 01:37:43,649
And they'll score!
1435
01:37:48,821 --> 01:37:51,407
-Hey! Is that legal?
-Yeah, it is.
1436
01:37:51,616 --> 01:37:53,409
-Is that a touchdown?
-Yes, it is.
1437
01:37:53,618 --> 01:37:56,537
What is going on here? Shit!
1438
01:37:56,996 --> 01:38:00,249
And with the extra point,
the cons are down by just seven.
1439
01:38:07,673 --> 01:38:10,009
-Brucie!
-Yeah. Yeah, coach.
1440
01:38:10,510 --> 01:38:12,553
I want you to go out there
and kick off.
1441
01:38:12,762 --> 01:38:14,680
-I can do it.
-Kick off!
1442
01:38:15,098 --> 01:38:16,890
Brucie can't kick worth a shit.
1443
01:38:17,100 --> 01:38:19,936
I know. Recover the ball.
1444
01:38:20,311 --> 01:38:23,147
Jesus Christ, my savior.
If you help me out with this one...
1445
01:38:23,356 --> 01:38:26,859
...I promise to stop cheating
on my wife with black guys. Amen.
1446
01:38:27,068 --> 01:38:29,404
Back in the game is Brucie,
and he'll do the honors.
1447
01:38:29,612 --> 01:38:31,030
And it's a horrible kick.
1448
01:38:31,239 --> 01:38:32,782
But the ball is tipped!
1449
01:38:33,616 --> 01:38:36,202
And the cons have come up with it!
1450
01:38:37,412 --> 01:38:39,872
-We got it! One time-out.
-Got it. Got it.
1451
01:38:40,081 --> 01:38:43,543
That's it, Brucie. Hey, hey!
My bad. My bad. My bad. Come on.
1452
01:38:44,918 --> 01:38:46,462
Give me that.
1453
01:38:47,380 --> 01:38:48,464
Damn--
1454
01:38:49,966 --> 01:38:52,218
Well, that felt unnecessary.
1455
01:38:52,427 --> 01:38:55,221
Cons have enough time
for one final drive.
1456
01:38:56,305 --> 01:38:58,599
Crewe drops back to pass.
He's under pressure.
1457
01:38:58,808 --> 01:39:01,436
-Watch the pass!
-He's looking for Deacon.
1458
01:39:01,644 --> 01:39:03,396
He gets the ball up,
but he's leveled.
1459
01:39:04,397 --> 01:39:07,150
And Deacon's got it for a first down,
but he stayed inbounds.
1460
01:39:07,358 --> 01:39:09,277
Tick, tick, tick.
The clock keeps running.
1461
01:39:09,485 --> 01:39:12,447
Clock's running. Clock's still running!
Clock's still running!
1462
01:39:12,655 --> 01:39:13,698
On the ball!
1463
01:39:13,906 --> 01:39:15,908
Goddamn it! Do something!
1464
01:39:16,117 --> 01:39:17,160
Hut!
1465
01:39:17,994 --> 01:39:21,164
Crewe. He's looking to throw.
Under pressure again.
1466
01:39:21,372 --> 01:39:23,833
Go! Get rid of it! Now! Now!
1467
01:39:24,041 --> 01:39:26,252
He pitches it to Megget.
He's got some room.
1468
01:39:26,461 --> 01:39:29,130
Here we go. Here we go.
Go, Megg! Go, Megget!
1469
01:39:29,589 --> 01:39:32,091
-Go, Megget!
-Get him!
1470
01:39:32,300 --> 01:39:34,719
He could go all the way!
1471
01:39:34,927 --> 01:39:36,137
But he won't!
1472
01:39:36,345 --> 01:39:37,472
Goddamn it!
1473
01:39:37,680 --> 01:39:40,099
And Megget is hit hard
at the 4, and he's hurt.
1474
01:39:40,308 --> 01:39:41,684
My knee, man!
1475
01:39:44,020 --> 01:39:46,814
You busted your knee for us,
we'll bust our ass for you.
1476
01:39:47,023 --> 01:39:48,816
Hey, coach, I need a back!
1477
01:39:49,025 --> 01:39:50,359
Just win this shit.
1478
01:39:52,361 --> 01:39:53,696
I'm going in.
1479
01:39:53,905 --> 01:39:55,490
Coach, you serious?
1480
01:39:55,698 --> 01:39:57,325
Yeah, I'm serious.
1481
01:39:57,533 --> 01:40:00,077
And look who's
coming into the game.
1482
01:40:00,661 --> 01:40:02,330
You can do it!
1483
01:40:02,538 --> 01:40:05,750
Get that old ass of yours
in the end zone!
1484
01:40:05,958 --> 01:40:08,503
We gotta win this thing! Come on!
1485
01:40:10,213 --> 01:40:14,967
No, no, no. Hey, old man. Absolutely
not. You're gonna get killed out here.
1486
01:40:15,176 --> 01:40:18,387
They've been trying that for years.
Don't worry, I got the perfect play.
1487
01:40:18,596 --> 01:40:20,806
-I ain't handing you the ball.
-You don't have to.
1488
01:40:21,014 --> 01:40:24,310
Nate Scarborough, the former
Heisman Trophy winner from 1955...
1489
01:40:24,519 --> 01:40:25,770
...is gonna play tailback...
1490
01:40:25,978 --> 01:40:28,940
...but he's gotta be in there more
for moral support than anything.
1491
01:40:29,148 --> 01:40:31,609
Mean Machine. Mean Machine.
1492
01:40:31,817 --> 01:40:34,570
Mean Machine. Mean Machine.
1493
01:40:34,779 --> 01:40:39,116
Mean Machine, Mean Machine
Mean Machine
1494
01:40:39,325 --> 01:40:40,701
Mean Machine!
1495
01:40:40,910 --> 01:40:42,035
Mean Machine!
1496
01:40:43,036 --> 01:40:45,706
Six seconds left on the clock.
Cons down by seven.
1497
01:40:45,915 --> 01:40:47,917
They must score on this play.
1498
01:40:50,378 --> 01:40:51,671
Don't let them through!
1499
01:40:53,673 --> 01:40:55,048
Down, set!
1500
01:40:55,550 --> 01:40:58,177
-Black 99!
-Come on, D!
1501
01:40:58,386 --> 01:41:01,389
Black 99! Hut! Hut!
1502
01:41:01,973 --> 01:41:03,766
The give is to the big man, Turley.
1503
01:41:04,267 --> 01:41:07,770
He's stopped by Lambert
at the line for no gain.
1504
01:41:08,396 --> 01:41:10,022
No! Wait!
1505
01:41:10,940 --> 01:41:13,776
The ball's picked up
by Scarborough.
1506
01:41:16,654 --> 01:41:18,281
Come on!
1507
01:41:23,703 --> 01:41:25,454
Touchdown!
1508
01:41:34,046 --> 01:41:35,881
What an amazing comeback, folks!
1509
01:41:36,089 --> 01:41:38,634
Taking a play from
the old Nebraska playbook.
1510
01:41:38,843 --> 01:41:39,885
The Fumblerooskie.
1511
01:41:40,093 --> 01:41:41,679
Easy. Easy.
1512
01:41:41,887 --> 01:41:43,389
You still alive, old man?
1513
01:41:44,890 --> 01:41:46,434
Never felt better in my life.
1514
01:41:46,642 --> 01:41:48,811
You're a sick bastard. Come here.
1515
01:41:49,478 --> 01:41:51,022
All right.
1516
01:41:51,230 --> 01:41:55,443
And now the cons are a mere
extra point away from overtime.
1517
01:41:55,651 --> 01:41:57,153
Mean Machine!
1518
01:42:00,615 --> 01:42:03,993
Team vote: We go for the win?
We go for the tie?
1519
01:42:04,201 --> 01:42:07,580
Hell, guys, we're convicts.
We always go for it all.
1520
01:42:08,080 --> 01:42:11,917
Unfortunately, that's why
we're all in the joint.
1521
01:42:12,335 --> 01:42:13,586
What would Caretaker do?
1522
01:42:15,338 --> 01:42:16,672
Give me that blackboard.
1523
01:42:17,006 --> 01:42:18,090
Yeah, come on!
1524
01:42:18,758 --> 01:42:19,800
Come on.
1525
01:42:22,303 --> 01:42:23,471
Are you serious?
1526
01:42:23,679 --> 01:42:25,306
I don't know. That play is wack.
1527
01:42:25,514 --> 01:42:26,641
It's gonna work.
1528
01:42:27,850 --> 01:42:30,019
It's gonna work. Let's go.
On the ball.
1529
01:42:30,227 --> 01:42:31,270
Come on! Let's go!
1530
01:42:31,479 --> 01:42:33,481
Let's go, y'all! Let's go!
1531
01:42:33,689 --> 01:42:35,358
I think it's gonna work.
1532
01:42:36,400 --> 01:42:38,235
Get them out there.
1533
01:42:40,696 --> 01:42:43,783
And wait a minute.
Crewe is coming back into the game.
1534
01:42:43,991 --> 01:42:45,785
The cons are gonna go for the win.
1535
01:42:45,993 --> 01:42:47,078
They're going for it.
1536
01:42:48,329 --> 01:42:51,415
Crewe, trying to settle his team
into formation.
1537
01:42:51,624 --> 01:42:53,501
But there seems to be
a lot of confusion.
1538
01:42:53,709 --> 01:42:55,419
Come on! Run the play!
1539
01:42:55,628 --> 01:42:57,963
Turley! Turley. Over here.
1540
01:42:58,171 --> 01:43:00,758
Move your giant ass right here!
Right here.
1541
01:43:00,966 --> 01:43:02,802
Come on, baby. Come on.
1542
01:43:04,177 --> 01:43:07,348
The play clock is still running.
Crewe better call a time-out.
1543
01:43:07,556 --> 01:43:08,599
Come on, Crewe!
1544
01:43:10,601 --> 01:43:12,395
They don't know what we're doing!
1545
01:43:12,603 --> 01:43:14,187
Run the play we set up.
1546
01:43:14,397 --> 01:43:16,691
I think you're still dizzy from that hit!
1547
01:43:17,650 --> 01:43:19,610
The snap is to Deacon.
1548
01:43:19,819 --> 01:43:21,153
It's a trick.
1549
01:43:21,362 --> 01:43:23,406
He throws it to Crewe.
1550
01:43:46,929 --> 01:43:49,098
They did it! Unbelievable!
1551
01:43:49,306 --> 01:43:50,808
The cons win!
1552
01:44:04,363 --> 01:44:05,698
We win!
1553
01:44:05,906 --> 01:44:08,826
Group hug in the shower tonight!
1554
01:44:10,828 --> 01:44:13,122
Or not. Or not.
1555
01:44:15,166 --> 01:44:16,459
Well, there you have it.
1556
01:44:16,667 --> 01:44:18,878
A bunch of ruthless criminals
have beaten...
1557
01:44:19,086 --> 01:44:21,630
...the men that uphold
our justice system.
1558
01:44:21,839 --> 01:44:23,799
Criminals are people too, Chris.
1559
01:44:24,008 --> 01:44:25,384
Now, give me your wallet.
1560
01:44:25,926 --> 01:44:26,969
What?
1561
01:44:27,428 --> 01:44:29,138
Just kidding.
1562
01:44:33,184 --> 01:44:36,937
You got a lot of balls, Crewe.
You played a hell of a game.
1563
01:44:37,146 --> 01:44:40,983
And don't worry, I know you had
nothing to do with Caretaker's murder.
1564
01:44:41,192 --> 01:44:42,318
And I'll back that up.
1565
01:44:44,111 --> 01:44:45,529
Thank you, baby.
1566
01:44:47,198 --> 01:44:49,742
Mean Machine! Mean Machine!
1567
01:44:52,787 --> 01:44:57,333
You humiliated me. I can't believe
you couldn't even win a fixed game.
1568
01:44:59,877 --> 01:45:02,379
Now, where the hell
does he think he's going?
1569
01:45:05,841 --> 01:45:07,092
He's escaping.
1570
01:45:07,468 --> 01:45:08,594
He's escaping.
1571
01:45:08,803 --> 01:45:10,888
Officer, shoot that man!
1572
01:45:11,096 --> 01:45:12,932
But, sir, there's people.
1573
01:45:14,642 --> 01:45:15,726
Shoot him.
1574
01:45:16,685 --> 01:45:17,728
Crewe!
1575
01:45:18,395 --> 01:45:21,023
Captain, I order you
to shoot that prisoner.
1576
01:45:24,276 --> 01:45:26,319
Shoot him! Fire!
1577
01:45:26,529 --> 01:45:27,822
Crewe!
1578
01:45:28,030 --> 01:45:30,950
Damn it, I'm giving you an order,
captain!
1579
01:45:31,158 --> 01:45:32,201
Crewe!
1580
01:45:32,409 --> 01:45:34,203
Pull the trigger!
1581
01:45:53,514 --> 01:45:55,808
It's the game ball.
1582
01:46:02,731 --> 01:46:03,858
Hey.
1583
01:46:07,736 --> 01:46:10,698
Why don't you stick this
in your trophy case.
1584
01:46:12,741 --> 01:46:14,952
-You have a nice time, old man?
-Yeah.
1585
01:46:15,160 --> 01:46:17,830
Yeah? Okay.
So, what do we do now?
1586
01:46:18,038 --> 01:46:20,875
The first thing is, we tell the
team where they're hiding Unger.
1587
01:46:21,083 --> 01:46:24,545
Oh, I can't wait to see
what Switowski does to him.
1588
01:46:31,384 --> 01:46:32,928
Great game, sir.
1589
01:46:35,764 --> 01:46:37,224
That's a week in the hotbox!
1590
01:46:37,433 --> 01:46:39,351
Who gives a shit?
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