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Is this a sex warning,
or what are we doing here?
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Well, it wasn't, but now
that it's on the table...
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I should drink too?
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I'm just saying, I'm meeting
up with brenda later.
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Oh!
Brenda, our surrogate?
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You mean the only brenda that
both of us have ever known?
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Yeah, that one.
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You know what would be fun?
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Yes, the opposite of whatever
you're about to propose.
10
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If I came out
with you and brenda.
11
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So...I was right.
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Only instead of a bar,
let's go to a nice restaurant.
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Yeah, but we are, uh--
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And tell brenda
to bring her girlfriend.
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Maybe she doesn't want to--
this is perfect.
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A double date. Great.
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Wow. That, uh,
got away from me fast.
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Look, uh, you know
I love you, right?
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Sure.
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Here's the thing.
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Brenda's my softball buddy.
She and I, we hang out.
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Exactly.
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But she's gonna be
carrying our child.
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You guys have your softball
and your sports and--
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Our mutual fondness
for a nice rack.
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Uh, if you're waiting for me
to add "of lamb,"
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It's gonna be a long night.
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You have a relationship
with her.
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I want one too.
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Yeah, and I
understand that.
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I'm just saying,
let's not force it.
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How am I forcing it?
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By insisting on joining us
and changing where we're going
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And making brenda
bring her girlfriend.
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That's all ya got?
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So you guys are double-dating
with a couple lesbians?
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Three women, zero chance
of getting any.
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If I can't carry our child,
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At least I can bond
with the woman who will.
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Gross.
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Look, if you want
to bond with brenda,
42
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Oh, does she play golf?
43
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Most of them do.
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Morning, sir.
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At the risk of being
a nagging nelly,
46
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You still haven't completed
my work evaluation
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I gave you three weeks ago.
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Whoa, whoa, nelly.
First things first.
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These grapes
aren't gonna peel themselves.
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Come on, set 'em free.
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All you need to do
is complete a simple form
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So I can get the 3% raise
I deserve
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Possibly more than any other
person on this planet.
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I'll have you know,
you're witnessing rock bottom.
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Mmm.
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Squishy. Better.
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I'll get to your
stupid evaluation.
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But I've been quite busy
hanging out with jessica.
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Who's this jessica?
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Is it serious
or is she just using you
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To get into "r" rated movies?
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She is a full grown adult,
and she even has a son.
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Oh.
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You're dating someone
with a child?
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Oh, yeah, I know
what you're thinking,
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But don't worry.
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C-section.
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That's not
what I was thinking.
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Who else but you
would think that?
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Hey, did you get those
tickets for tonight?
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Yes, sir.
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Two for the criss angel
magic show,
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Front row center.
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All right, great.
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She's so into this
mindfreak guy,
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But I'm gonna keep my eyes
closed for most of the show
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So my mind
does not get freaked.
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But then hers will, and that's
when I make me move.
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There's no way that'll work.
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Listen, never underestimate
the power of suggestion.
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Take your top off.
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Is she doing it?
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Hey.
Hey.
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Hey, who finally
put that painting up?
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Oh, joe, the new super.
87
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But I said
I was gonna do it.
88
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You did say that.
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And then the seasons changed.
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And then
we had the olympics.
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Okay, I get it.
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Hey, how are you?
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Hey, I'm good.
What's going on?
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I just finished building the
dividers in your drawers, jen.
95
00:05:02,317 --> 00:05:03,483
Aw, thanks so much, joe.
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00:05:03,484 --> 00:05:05,652
But I made the dividers
in your drawers.
97
00:05:05,653 --> 00:05:07,988
Yeah, out of
cut-up cereal boxes.
98
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It's good enough
for rachael ray,
99
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But whatever, right?
100
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Also, I got you
a new showerhead.
101
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I'll come back to install it
tomorrow.
102
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I just kind of
ran out of time
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With everything
you have to do around here.
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Uhh!
Tell me about it.
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It really piles up.
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Yeah.
107
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Okay. Hey, look,
you don't have to go
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Calling the super
every time you need something.
109
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Well, who else
should I call?
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Hello.
Hi.
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Who else should I call?
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Me.
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Look, honey,
I don't want that guy
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Poking around
in your drawers.
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Honey, I love you,
but, you know,
116
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Joe's the kind of guy
who can do manly stuff.
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I do manly stuff
all the time.
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Babe, the other day, you hit
a squirrel with your bicycle
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And then you cried.
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It was just so unexpected.
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Oh. Hi.
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Bren, look at you,
all pretty.
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thanks.
124
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Well, when you changed tonight
from beer and nachos
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To this place,
I had to, you know,
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Girl it up a bit.
127
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And I had to stop
for beer and nachos.
128
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Nice.
129
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So, uh, where's audrey?
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Well, considering
it's 8:00
131
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And we have
8:00 reservations,
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We can eliminate here.
133
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I'm sorry that audrey
hijacked our hang,
134
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But she's just, you know,
135
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She's all warm and fuzzy
about the surrogate thing.
136
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I know, it's sweet,
and I am super pumped too,
137
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But maybe we don't hit it
too hard tonight, you know,
138
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Because I haven't
exactly told becky
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About the whole
surrogate thing yet.
140
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Seriously?
Why not?
141
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It hasn't come up.
142
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Well, uh, how is it
gonna come up?
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"how was your day?
Any people in you?"
144
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Look, we're just
a little bit new, you know,
145
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And I don't want to
freak her out.
146
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What? What do you mean,
she's having your baby?
147
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Great. First time audrey's
ever shown up on time.
148
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So this is my office.
This is my whole world here.
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I own everything.
150
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In fact, here's a ream of paper
just for you, buddy.
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Go nuts.
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Sir, what are you
still doing here?
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I thought you'd left
for the evening.
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Oh, timmy,
you remember jessica.
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Yes, indeed.
Lovely to see you again.
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You too.
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And this is her son,
leland.
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Oh, hello there, leland.
Nice to meet you.
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Well, you two seem
to have hit it off.
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We'll see you in four hours.
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Uh, excuse me?
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Oh, I sug--
I told jessica
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How you said that
you'd watch little leland.
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That is so nice of you,
timmy.
165
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Yes, of course.
166
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Will you please excuse us
for a moment?
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Babysitting?
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Like I have
nothing better to do?
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Well,
what's your big night tonight?
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You gonna go crank
the old sitar music
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And charm the snake?
172
00:08:30,391 --> 00:08:32,325
Well, I definitely
want to help you now.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Come on, buddy.
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This is my big night
with jessica.
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Taking her to criss angel,
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But here's where the real
magic's gonna go down.
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Are you sure it's not going to
happen in her wineglass
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When she's not looking?
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Sir, I do not have any
experience with children.
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I'm going to be
completely lost.
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Well, you told me that
you were once an au pair.
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No, I said I once had
an au pair,
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To which you said
I should grow "au pair."
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All right.
185
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I'll babysit for you, if you
promise me that tomorrow
186
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You will complete
my performance evaluation.
187
00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:06,993
All right, what's
on my schedule for tomorrow.
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Nothing.
189
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Okay, I'll make time,
'cause it's important.
190
00:09:13,251 --> 00:09:15,969
So when were you gonna
tell me about this baby?
191
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You guys, I had no idea
she didn't know.
192
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I'm so sorry.
193
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It's not your fault.
194
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Hold on.
Audrey, just apologized.
195
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This is a special moment.
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I know you're not great
at communicating,
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But this just takes it
to a whole new level.
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Come on, becky,
I was gonna tell you.
199
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When?
At baby's first birthday?
200
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Which you will totally
be invited to.
201
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We want you both to be
super involved.
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I don't even know you.
203
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Okay. Come on.
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Becky, I don't think
that you're seeing
205
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The positives in this.
206
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What positives?
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Well, I'm no doctor--
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Please don't finish that.
209
00:09:51,139 --> 00:09:54,207
But when brenda
gets pregnant,
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She's gonna get
a lot bigger on top.
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Okay, enough.
212
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Look, I know that I should have
said something.
213
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It's just, I'm not good
at this stuff, you know?
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No kidding.
215
00:10:09,841 --> 00:10:11,224
Becky.
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Becky.
217
00:10:13,327 --> 00:10:16,296
Beck, wait.
218
00:10:16,297 --> 00:10:20,534
It was a great idea,
getting us all together.
219
00:10:36,862 --> 00:10:39,997
This show is incredible.
220
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I know. How are you ever
gonna thank me?
221
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Oh, there's a start.
222
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d d
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Yeah!
224
00:11:05,323 --> 00:11:06,891
Wow.
225
00:11:06,892 --> 00:11:08,626
Thank you very much,
folks.
226
00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:10,261
I've got to underscore
the warning
227
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For the young people
that are watching
228
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And the drunk people.
229
00:11:12,931 --> 00:11:15,299
Don't try this at home.
230
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Don't worry.
231
00:11:16,668 --> 00:11:19,637
There's other stuff
we can try at home.
232
00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:21,505
Now, for the next
demonstration,
233
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I actually need
a couple of volunteers
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To help me out.
235
00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,394
Oh, we have a beautiful
young lady right center,
236
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Right front row,
right over there.
237
00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:31,315
I assume the gentleman
with the tie is your date.
238
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:32,950
Uh, actually
I'm her date, sir.
239
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I thought I was
the magician.
240
00:11:35,287 --> 00:11:36,987
I'm just teasing.
241
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Give them a nice
round of applause
242
00:11:38,023 --> 00:11:40,357
As they make their way
to the stage.
243
00:11:40,358 --> 00:11:43,060
Yes, come on.
244
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Oh, honey, you did it.
245
00:11:52,370 --> 00:11:53,871
Oh, yeah, see?
246
00:11:53,872 --> 00:11:55,572
You don't need joe
when I'm around.
247
00:11:55,573 --> 00:11:57,842
Is that the belt
from my robe?
248
00:11:57,843 --> 00:12:00,511
What about it?
249
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,546
Hmm. Nothin'.
250
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:04,081
Hey, go ahead.
Turn it on.
251
00:12:04,082 --> 00:12:07,918
All right.
252
00:12:07,919 --> 00:12:09,920
Ah! Look at that.
253
00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:15,192
So...Perhaps
you'd like to take it
254
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,610
For a little test drive
with me?
255
00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:19,563
Ooh, perhaps I would.
All right.
256
00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:21,065
I'll go get some towels
257
00:12:21,066 --> 00:12:22,766
And then I'll meet you
back in there.
258
00:12:22,767 --> 00:12:24,702
Good, good.
259
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:45,589
Now, russell.
260
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:46,924
Yeah.
261
00:12:46,925 --> 00:12:48,526
I want you to see that
everything's completely fair.
262
00:12:48,527 --> 00:12:49,527
As a matter of fact,
263
00:12:49,528 --> 00:12:51,028
I want you to take it
a step further.
264
00:12:51,029 --> 00:12:52,930
Touch jessica's hand.
265
00:12:52,931 --> 00:12:55,866
Gladly.
266
00:12:55,867 --> 00:12:56,867
Fair?
267
00:12:56,868 --> 00:12:58,168
Yeah, that's her.
All right.
268
00:12:58,169 --> 00:13:00,771
Jessica, I want you to
wave your hands for us.
269
00:13:00,772 --> 00:13:03,374
I want you to pull them in.
270
00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:04,975
Go!
271
00:13:04,976 --> 00:13:07,161
Aaaahhh!
272
00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:08,846
Whoa!
273
00:13:08,847 --> 00:13:11,198
Whoa!
274
00:13:11,199 --> 00:13:12,550
Where'd she go?
275
00:13:12,551 --> 00:13:13,817
I bet this isn't
the first time
276
00:13:13,818 --> 00:13:17,321
He said that
on a date.
277
00:13:17,322 --> 00:13:20,024
Well, first of all,
I get a ton,
278
00:13:20,025 --> 00:13:24,428
And secondly, seriously,
where is she, dude?
279
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:25,796
Give him a nice round
of applause.
280
00:13:25,797 --> 00:13:26,931
The little guy.
281
00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:28,332
Back to your seat.
Come on.
282
00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:30,935
Dude, dude, single mom,
out for the night.
283
00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:31,886
I got a sitter.
284
00:13:31,887 --> 00:13:34,138
Help me out,
man to magician here.
285
00:13:34,139 --> 00:13:35,940
Give him a nice round
of applause.
286
00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:37,775
Yes. Thank you very much.
You were great.
287
00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:39,026
Oh, I get it, I get it.
Okay.
288
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,694
When you make her reappear,
289
00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:42,613
Don't worry about
the undergarments.
290
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,481
Okay, buddy.
All right.
291
00:13:44,482 --> 00:13:45,549
Give him a round
of applause.
292
00:13:45,550 --> 00:13:46,584
Hey!
293
00:13:50,555 --> 00:13:51,589
Hey, audrey.
294
00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:52,957
Oh, hey, brenda,
how's it going?
295
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,024
Good.
296
00:13:54,025 --> 00:13:55,359
I just kind of felt like
talking to jeff.
297
00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,077
Oh, okay.
298
00:13:57,078 --> 00:13:58,696
Did you get things
worked out with becky?
299
00:13:58,697 --> 00:14:02,299
No. That's done.
Game over.
300
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,968
Oh, my god.
I'm so sorry.
301
00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,302
Yeah, thanks.
302
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:08,205
It's kind of what I want
to talk to jeff about.
303
00:14:08,206 --> 00:14:09,340
Jeff?
304
00:14:09,341 --> 00:14:12,610
Uh, he's terrible
at comforting people.
305
00:14:12,611 --> 00:14:14,778
I was upset
when our cat died.
306
00:14:14,779 --> 00:14:20,384
All he could say was,
"adios, fuzzy crap factory."
307
00:14:20,385 --> 00:14:21,986
I'm the one you want.
308
00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:25,439
Come on. I've got
just what you need.
309
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,045
Choose your weapon.
310
00:14:31,046 --> 00:14:32,630
I'm okay.
311
00:14:32,631 --> 00:14:34,398
Hmm, you said it.
312
00:14:34,399 --> 00:14:36,116
When you see me
eating this,
313
00:14:36,117 --> 00:14:40,037
You are gonna want some.
314
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:48,278
It's really old.
315
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:52,049
Okay, you know
what really helps?
316
00:14:52,050 --> 00:14:55,219
I've found it helps
to talk it out.
317
00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:58,622
Hey, uh, what happened
with your lady?
318
00:14:58,623 --> 00:15:01,525
Hmm. Pbbt!
319
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:02,693
Beer?
320
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:03,644
Yeah.
321
00:15:03,645 --> 00:15:06,897
We'll be back
in a while.
322
00:15:06,898 --> 00:15:08,983
Thank you, new york city!
You've been a great audience!
323
00:15:08,984 --> 00:15:10,367
Good night!
324
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:14,605
The show's not over,
people.
325
00:15:14,606 --> 00:15:16,340
There's gotta be more
326
00:15:16,341 --> 00:15:20,744
Because my date
is still not here.
327
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:29,119
Sorry, I got stuck
on the phone with my mom.
328
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:32,122
I hope you didn't get
too much of a head start.
329
00:15:32,123 --> 00:15:34,958
Ad--adam! Adam!
Are you okay?
330
00:15:39,164 --> 00:15:40,964
Joe, I need your help!
331
00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:42,599
Did adam try to fix
something?
332
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,802
Yes!
333
00:15:46,688 --> 00:15:48,372
God!
334
00:15:48,373 --> 00:15:49,306
Honey, are you all right?
335
00:15:49,307 --> 00:15:50,607
yeah.
336
00:15:50,608 --> 00:15:53,444
Yeah, joe took care of me.
337
00:15:53,445 --> 00:15:56,330
I totally get it now.
338
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:57,664
Look, the water's running
pretty bad in there.
339
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:58,782
Can you go grab my tools?
340
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,451
Sure.
Thanks.
341
00:16:00,452 --> 00:16:02,953
Your jaw line is fantastic.
342
00:16:04,622 --> 00:16:06,356
Well, thanks
for taking me out tonight.
343
00:16:06,357 --> 00:16:07,357
It was just what I needed.
344
00:16:07,358 --> 00:16:08,425
Anytime.
345
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:09,326
Don't worry about becky.
346
00:16:09,327 --> 00:16:10,327
Someone else
will come along
347
00:16:10,328 --> 00:16:11,662
And make you forget
all about her.
348
00:16:11,663 --> 00:16:14,531
It's sort of hard
to picture.
349
00:16:23,007 --> 00:16:26,477
I can kind of see it now.
350
00:16:37,589 --> 00:16:39,356
Hey.
What's up, man?
351
00:16:39,357 --> 00:16:42,126
Hey, mr. Angel, um,
guy from crowd.
352
00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:45,195
Uh, listen, uh,
firstly, great show.
353
00:16:45,196 --> 00:16:47,164
My mind was
sufficiently freaked.
354
00:16:47,165 --> 00:16:48,298
That was good.
355
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:51,335
And, uh, secondly,
where's my date?
356
00:16:51,336 --> 00:16:54,371
Where is she
or where isn't she?
357
00:16:54,372 --> 00:16:57,174
Hmm, the first one.
358
00:16:57,175 --> 00:16:59,777
Oh, jessica.
Oh, there she is.
359
00:16:59,778 --> 00:17:01,945
I see her.
360
00:17:01,946 --> 00:17:04,948
Or do you not?
361
00:17:04,949 --> 00:17:06,817
Well, it's not
really magic.
362
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:09,186
You just closed the door.
363
00:17:09,187 --> 00:17:11,555
Or did I open your mind?
364
00:17:11,556 --> 00:17:13,857
Okay. Oh, my god.
I can't have a conversation.
365
00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:16,894
Listen, uh, can we just get
jessica out here?
366
00:17:16,895 --> 00:17:20,864
I'm on my own schedule
to make something disappear.
367
00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:24,868
How do you expect to hang out
with a beautiful girl
368
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:27,738
With a thread
hanging from your shirt?
369
00:17:27,739 --> 00:17:29,072
Ah, I didn't even
see that.
370
00:17:29,073 --> 00:17:30,841
Okay. Well,
it's a long one,
371
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:33,443
All right, well, thank you
for grabbing--
372
00:17:33,444 --> 00:17:35,212
Oh, don't eat it.
373
00:17:35,213 --> 00:17:38,148
Oh. Oh,
you're chewing a thread.
374
00:17:38,149 --> 00:17:41,919
Oh, how does he do it,
folks?
375
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,288
Ah.
376
00:17:44,289 --> 00:17:45,656
Oh!
377
00:17:45,657 --> 00:17:47,124
Oh, gross!
378
00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:48,725
Oh, disgusting!
379
00:17:48,726 --> 00:17:49,893
Okay, you know what?
380
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:53,063
You can keep the thread
and the girl.
381
00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:58,202
You don't want
the thread?
382
00:18:02,974 --> 00:18:05,809
Hey, guys,
what's going on?
383
00:18:05,810 --> 00:18:08,745
Nothing.
Jets by four.
384
00:18:12,183 --> 00:18:13,684
Okay.
385
00:18:13,685 --> 00:18:17,921
Um, I'm gonna head out,
so, uh,
386
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:21,191
I'll be out of your hair
in a second.
387
00:18:21,192 --> 00:18:23,560
Hey, bren.
Yep?
388
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:24,995
You want to do
the old lady a solid?
389
00:18:26,431 --> 00:18:28,665
Jeff, I haven't been with
a straight girl since college,
390
00:18:28,666 --> 00:18:31,001
And trust me,
it doesn't end well.
391
00:18:31,002 --> 00:18:35,706
No. No, no, no,
no, no, no. Wait.
392
00:18:35,707 --> 00:18:37,541
No.
393
00:18:37,542 --> 00:18:38,975
Okay, what?
394
00:18:38,976 --> 00:18:40,310
All right, well, you know,
395
00:18:40,311 --> 00:18:41,812
Since you're gonna be having
our kid all up in there,
396
00:18:41,813 --> 00:18:46,016
Audrey got all excited
about you two bonding.
397
00:18:46,017 --> 00:18:47,334
So give her something.
398
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,653
You know, pretend like you
like to hang with her.
399
00:18:49,654 --> 00:18:51,655
I do like
hanging out with her.
400
00:18:51,656 --> 00:18:54,224
There you go.
401
00:18:54,225 --> 00:18:56,159
Jeff, I really do
like hanging--
402
00:18:56,160 --> 00:19:01,765
No, not me.
Go sell it to her.
403
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,934
Okay.
404
00:19:08,172 --> 00:19:09,806
Hey.
Oh, hey.
405
00:19:09,807 --> 00:19:10,941
You guys need
some more food?
406
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,109
No, no, we're good.
407
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:14,177
So, um,
where are you off to?
408
00:19:14,178 --> 00:19:15,395
Oh, bloomingdales.
409
00:19:15,396 --> 00:19:16,813
I love
their shoe department.
410
00:19:16,814 --> 00:19:18,682
Oh, yeah. Me too.
411
00:19:18,683 --> 00:19:22,552
Uh, their men's shoe
department.
412
00:19:22,553 --> 00:19:23,921
Hey, isn't there that
great new spanish place
413
00:19:23,922 --> 00:19:24,821
Right by there?
414
00:19:24,822 --> 00:19:26,790
Yes.
I took jeff there.
415
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,058
Oh, yeah?
Did he like it?
416
00:19:28,059 --> 00:19:30,661
No, he, uh, misheard me
417
00:19:30,662 --> 00:19:34,631
When I told him
it was a tapas bar.
418
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:39,636
Yeah, that's how they got me
there the first time too.
419
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:43,440
So, um, what do you say
we hit up bloomingdales
420
00:19:43,441 --> 00:19:46,076
And then maybe go grab
some cocktails and some dinner?
421
00:19:46,077 --> 00:19:47,244
Really?
422
00:19:47,245 --> 00:19:48,779
Yeah, yeah.
423
00:19:48,780 --> 00:19:50,480
I mean, I want to drink
as much as possible
424
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:52,983
Before you and jeff
knock me up.
425
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,184
Getting drunk always helped
426
00:19:54,185 --> 00:19:57,154
When jeff was trying
to do it to me.
427
00:19:57,155 --> 00:20:00,440
Oh, I bet.
428
00:20:00,441 --> 00:20:03,393
Yo, audrey and I are
going to bloomingdales.
429
00:20:03,394 --> 00:20:04,895
Oh, yeah? That's great.
Yep.
430
00:20:04,896 --> 00:20:07,597
And then I'm gonna take her
to that tapas place nearby.
431
00:20:07,598 --> 00:20:11,635
I gotta warn you, you're in
for a big disappointment.
432
00:20:11,636 --> 00:20:13,537
Hey.
Yeah?
433
00:20:13,538 --> 00:20:15,939
Nice work.
434
00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:19,109
Jeff, I really do like
hanging out with audrey.
435
00:20:19,110 --> 00:20:21,144
That's great.
Keep it up.
436
00:20:27,273 --> 00:20:29,942
Good morning, sir.
Not for me.
437
00:20:29,943 --> 00:20:32,311
That dumb magician
stole my date.
438
00:20:32,312 --> 00:20:33,312
Oh, yes.
439
00:20:33,313 --> 00:20:34,646
When she called to check in,
440
00:20:34,647 --> 00:20:38,017
I did hear someone in the
background yelling, "ta-da!"
441
00:20:38,018 --> 00:20:41,854
In any event, I do believe
you owe me one evaluation.
442
00:20:41,855 --> 00:20:43,622
Oh, right.
443
00:20:46,259 --> 00:20:48,360
Oh, it's more
than one page?
444
00:20:48,361 --> 00:20:52,497
Spotted the staple?
Well done, sir.
445
00:20:52,498 --> 00:20:53,932
I'm tired.
446
00:20:59,339 --> 00:21:01,974
That one
I should have seen coming.
447
00:21:01,975 --> 00:21:05,077
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