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Ah. Ten more minutes. Nice.
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Ah. Ten more minutes.
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Sweet.
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Rise and shine, lazy.
Let's go.
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♪ How many ways
To say, "I love you?" ♪
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♪ How many ways
To say that I'm not scared? ♪
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♪ With you by my side ♪
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♪ There is no denyin' ♪
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♪ I can't wait
For me and you ♪
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And I was only 9,
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but I knew it was the last time
that I would spend with her.
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So I held back my tears
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and I took her tiny paw
in my hand
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and I said, "Sprinkles..."
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I said, "Sprinkles,
you are my best..."
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Really, Audrey?
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Sorry.
Don't apologize.
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You said what
we were all thinking.
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No, go ahead, Jen.
Finish your story.
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She died, the end, whatever.
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No, babe, it's not your story.
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I'm just...
I'm really tired,
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thanks to you.
Yeah?
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The old guy managed to crank up
his rig last night?
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How would you like
to go meet Sprinkles?
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Please continue.
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Jeff likes to set the alarm
way before he has to get up,
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and then he hits the snooze
over and over.
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I can never get back to sleep.
It's great when I wake up
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and realize I got
10 more minutes.
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It's not a great feeling.
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It happened to me three times
during her story.
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Smell you later, losers.
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When you do that,
I can't get back to sleep.
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Can't you set the alarm for when
you actually have to get up?
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I wouldn't get
the extra bonus sleep.
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No, you'd get the same amount.
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Yes, but I wouldn't know it.
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I get that.
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Stay out of this.
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But I'm supporting you.
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Still.
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Who controls your alarm?
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Well, it varies.
How's that?
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We don't have
set sides of the bed.
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We sort of lie down wherever.
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What are you, farm animals?
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God, what do you care?
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Couples have set sides
of the bed.
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Come on,
to each their own, Jeff.
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Absolutely not.
Please, walk me through this.
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You get ready for bed. You put
your sweats on, whatever...
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No, we sleep naked.
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I'm sorry, what?
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Totally naked.
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Except for a pair
of moisturizing gloves.
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Oh, do those work?
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I don't know. Ask Adam.
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Oh, I'm good.
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So there's no barrier
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between your business
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and your bed?
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Correct.
So your sheets become
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a giant pair of underpants?
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What do you care what we do?
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Just stay out of this.
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But this is my thing.
Whatever.
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No sides, no clothes, no rules.
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Basically your bedroom
is Thunderdome.
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Thunderdome,
like that movie?
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Like, 100 years ago?
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Whatever.
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Filthy, naked hippies.
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Would you leave them alone?
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Fine, but you know what?
This isn't over.
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How is it not over?
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Your burger
is really undercooked.
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No, it's fine.
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No, babe, it's raw.
Just send it back.
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Risk upsetting the waitress?
Adam would never do anything
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that would make someone
not like him.
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It still happens, though.
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Timmy, get in here.
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Yes, sir?
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What are all these people
lining up for?
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Ooh, is there a concert?
I wanna see it.
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Is it food?
I wanna eat it.
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Is it an author I don't know
signing some book
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I've never heard of?
I gotta get a copy.
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Sir, calm down.
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Why, are they calming down?
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They're waiting to purchase
the latest version
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of the newest must-have phone.
Ooh, I must have it.
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Very well, I'll put it
on my to-do list.
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No, no, no. Go get in line
right now. I want it now.
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The phone doesn't go
on sale until tomorrow morning.
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While you were mouthing off, two
more people just got in line.
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You actually want me to stand
out there overnight?
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Well, I'm afraid I can't.
My uncle is in town...
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Oh, okay, oh.
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No, let me just call Galileo,
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tell him he was wrong.
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Apparently all the planets
revolve around Timmy.
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You should actually be calling
Copernicus, sir,
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because it was he
who first postulated...
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Stop raping my ears
with your words.
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Now let's go get me that phone.
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But... But...
But, but.
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What are butts for?
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Butts are for pooping.
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That's right.
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I'm just saying, enough with
all these sexy vampire shows.
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Am I right, or am I right?
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What are you doing?
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I just felt like sleeping
on this side tonight.
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You can't. That's my side.
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Look, I was thinking,
Adam and Jen are right.
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Why do we have to have sides?
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Plus, I get to control
the alarm clock for a change.
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You want to be more
like Adam and Jen.
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Well, let's sleep naked too.
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Let our loose parts
flop all over the place.
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I just want to get
a full night's sleep for once.
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Our sides of the bed
are locked in.
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You throw out the rules,
next thing you know,
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it's Thunderdome.
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You really need to stop
watching that DVD.
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Look, I'm just saying
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we don't need another hero.
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Come on. You're the one
who's always saying
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you wanna shake things up
in the bedroom.
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Yeah, like,
maybe watch some porn
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or invite your friend
Sheila over.
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Oh, just get in bed.
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FYI, Sheila just got engaged.
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Oh! Really?
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Oh, yeah, because before that,
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it was a possibility.
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I know that
you're being sarcastic,
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but later, when I relive
that conversation,
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you won't be.
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There's not even
an indentation here.
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Well, there is over here
in Body Hair Canyon.
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What, are you molting?
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All you got over here
is "Sudok-oh."
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You know how I feel
about "Sudok-oh."
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Yes, you feel like an idiot
because you don't know
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how to pronounce it.
Here.
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Skim this fitness
and retain nothing.
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The light's hitting it
all funny.
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There's a draft over here.
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I am much further
from the bathroom.
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That's gonna throw off
my timing.
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Oh, God.
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You are such a baby.
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Just go to sleep.
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I am looking forward to waking
up rested and refreshed.
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What was that?
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I just groped the
phone instead of your boob.
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Oh, goody, you found it.
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I love these sexy
vampire shows.
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But don't tell Jeff,
because he doesn't like them.
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Oh, my God, the guy upstairs.
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It's, like, the third night
in a row.
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I know.
What a bummer, huh?
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Gee, I wonder which one of us
is gonna go up to talk to him.
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What's that supposed to mean?
Oh, come on,
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you're not gonna confront him.
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He's just another uncooked
burger you're willing to eat.
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You are wrong. I got this.
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I don't care what he thinks.
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The gloves are coming off.
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You think that's bad?
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Last weekend,
my boss' kid had a bar mitzvah.
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My boss made me write
all the thank-you notes.
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My boss doesn't even
know my name.
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He just calls me
"Skidmark."
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Pfft. Big deal.
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My boss walks behind me
and smells my hair.
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Then he locks himself
in his office for 20 minutes.
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Yeah? Here's a list of things
my boss threw at me
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just last week:
His stapler, his sandwich,
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my sandwich, and a rock
from his Zen garden.
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Oh, and he smells my hair too.
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You win.
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You have the most awful boss
in New York City.
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Excuse me.
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If I may.
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Hey, uh, I'm Adam.
I live downstairs.
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I'm Frank.
Yeah, the thing is,
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your guitar.
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What about it?
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I mean, I think you're good.
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Dude, you shred.
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Thanks. Come on in.
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But the thing is,
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it might be a little loud.
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Oh, man, really?
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You're not gonna be one
of those guys?
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Okay, here's the deal.
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Yeah?
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It's not me.
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It's my fiancée, you know.
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She's trying to watch one of
those romantic vampire shows.
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Oh, I hate those.
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Yeah, me too.
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Doing this for your lady, huh?
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Yeah, you get that, right?
Totally.
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Women, huh?
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Yeah, I feel you, bro.
I'll unplug.
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Hey, thanks a lot, man.
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No worries, man, I get it.
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I've had my share
of psycho girlfriends.
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Well, I mean, I really
wouldn't call mine psycho.
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At least not to her face.
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I smell...lavender?
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Oh, yeah, no, I was just...
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You know,
punching some candles.
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And because Mr. Dunbar's arms
are so short,
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guess who had to apply
the ointment for him?
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Directly on his...?
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Every four hours.
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That is absolutely horrifying.
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Now, let me tell you
what my second day was like.
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Huh?
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Anyone else's business
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you want me all up in?
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What did you say to him?
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I just got in his face,
laid down the law.
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I'm impressed.
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You stood up for your lady.
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Hell, yeah, I did.
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Hm, so do you want
to finish watching
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your vampire show,
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or maybe...?
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Definitely "or maybe."
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But my...
My vampire show still...
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It's recording, right?
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Oh! My God, my eye!
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Again, I am really,
really sorry.
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Okay, Jeff.
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How long do I have to keep
this thing on, doctor?
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Just one or two days.
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Long enough
for the cornea to heal.
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And will she still
be able to plunder doubloons?
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That's the follow-up
to your big apology?
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Take it easy,
Tom Cruise in Valkyrie.
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Enough, all right?
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My eye hurts when I roll it.
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Oh, take these.
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Uh, they're pretty powerful.
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They might put you to sleep.
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Hm. Or Jen can trot out
that dead-cat story again.
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Thank you.
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You know, it
doesn't look so bad.
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Nobody'll notice if you
let me draw an eyeball on it.
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Jeff, you're not drawing
an eyeball on it.
258
00:12:09,445 --> 00:12:12,047
You're right. It would probably
scare the parrot.
259
00:12:13,182 --> 00:12:15,017
I'm sorry. I feel bad.
260
00:12:15,018 --> 00:12:17,836
And it's not even my fault.
261
00:12:18,888 --> 00:12:20,272
Wha...?
262
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:23,608
In what way is your giant,
meaty paw
263
00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:26,044
smacking me in the face
not your fault?
264
00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:28,413
You're the one who
wanted to switch sides.
265
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,181
I didn't wanna hit you
in the face.
266
00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:31,650
It was just force of habit.
267
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:38,173
All I wanted
was one little thing.
268
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,159
But lookit, I told you it was
a bad idea.
269
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,927
I warned you,
but you just wouldn't listen.
270
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,646
I know.
271
00:12:44,647 --> 00:12:48,500
I know, I know, I know.
272
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,469
I just should have
known better.
273
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,053
Well, don't beat yourself up.
274
00:12:52,054 --> 00:12:53,254
No, I'll leave that to you.
275
00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:58,243
Boy, those meds
are making you mouthy.
276
00:13:13,309 --> 00:13:15,410
Check it out.
I just swiped some Jell-O.
277
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,851
I'm not hungry.
278
00:13:23,852 --> 00:13:26,671
I was hoping you'd say that.
279
00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,125
Those painkillers kick in yet?
280
00:13:30,126 --> 00:13:32,677
How you feeling?
Mm, I feel good.
281
00:13:34,096 --> 00:13:35,830
Very, very good.
282
00:13:35,831 --> 00:13:38,683
Well, then this is probably
the best time to tell you
283
00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:40,152
that when you went to Cancún,
284
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,504
I reported
your credit card stolen.
285
00:13:42,505 --> 00:13:44,439
That's why it wouldn't work.
286
00:13:48,644 --> 00:13:51,112
I love pushing it
through my teeth. Watch.
287
00:13:57,019 --> 00:13:59,754
Hi. I'm sorry this is taking
so long, but, Mr. Bingham,
288
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:03,158
I'm gonna have to come with me
to fill out some paperwork.
289
00:14:07,863 --> 00:14:10,465
What, is this about
the Jell-O?
290
00:14:11,533 --> 00:14:13,368
Hi, Mrs. Bingham,
I'm Wendy.
291
00:14:13,369 --> 00:14:15,620
I'm a social worker.
I wanted to check on you.
292
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,321
Hi, Wendy.
293
00:14:17,322 --> 00:14:18,790
Hi.
294
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:21,893
Listen, I want you to know
that you are in a safe place.
295
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:23,211
So if you're comfortable...
296
00:14:23,212 --> 00:14:24,713
Oh, yeah, I'm comfortable.
297
00:14:24,714 --> 00:14:26,948
I'm super comfy.
298
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,717
Good.
299
00:14:28,718 --> 00:14:31,069
And now I wanted to ask
about your injury.
300
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,121
Your husband did this to you,
didn't he?
301
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,473
Oh, yeah.
302
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:40,078
Big surprise.
303
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:41,246
Tell me what happened.
304
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,682
Oh, it was my fault.
305
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:46,785
It is never your fault.
306
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:50,405
You know, I should've kept
my mouth shut
307
00:14:50,406 --> 00:14:52,874
and stayed on my side
of the bed.
308
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,795
Is that what he told you?
309
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,580
Oh, it doesn't matter.
310
00:14:58,581 --> 00:15:01,083
He's really, really sorry.
311
00:15:01,084 --> 00:15:04,653
And then he ate my Jell-O.
312
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:08,389
Well, everything's
going to be okay now.
313
00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:10,742
Ah. How long is Jeff
gonna be gone?
314
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,361
Oh, you don't have to worry
about him anymore.
315
00:15:17,132 --> 00:15:18,583
Mr. Bingham.
316
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,018
Hey, what's up?
317
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:22,037
You son of a bitch.
318
00:15:23,272 --> 00:15:25,139
You're going to have
to come with us.
319
00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:27,391
Oh, look, I'll pay
for the Jell-O.
320
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,263
So instead of attending
my own birthday party,
321
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:35,133
I spent the night explaining
to three adult-film actresses
322
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,902
that none of them got the part
because there really was,
323
00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:40,872
in fact, no movie.
324
00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:44,292
And that sums up
the last six months.
325
00:15:44,293 --> 00:15:46,377
All of that in six months?
326
00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:47,545
Yes, Veronica.
327
00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:50,682
Oh, and Secretary's Day?
Not even a card.
328
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,133
Even I got a card.
329
00:15:52,134 --> 00:15:56,805
It said, "Take this
out of petty cash, Skidmark."
330
00:15:56,806 --> 00:15:57,939
Oh, come on.
331
00:15:57,940 --> 00:15:59,641
Are you guys
really buying this?
332
00:15:59,642 --> 00:16:02,661
I'm sorry? You think I've been
making these up all night?
333
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,296
What on Earth would I stand
to gain from doing that?
334
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,982
I don't know. Maybe you just
like the attention.
335
00:16:07,983 --> 00:16:10,435
Yes, that's what I crave:
Attention from the gang
336
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:12,921
in the "who's the biggest
loser?" contest.
337
00:16:12,922 --> 00:16:16,057
Sorry, Veronica, I know you've
got some irons in the fire.
338
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,943
Whatever, dude. No boss could
ever be that bad.
339
00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:21,680
Well, it looks as though
you'll have a chance
340
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,048
to judge for yourself.
341
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:25,333
Here he comes now.
342
00:16:25,334 --> 00:16:27,969
Where, behind that
little blond girl?
343
00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:30,088
No, he is
the little blond girl.
344
00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:31,572
Timmy.
345
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,074
Mr. Dunbar, good day.
346
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:37,195
How you doing? You okay?
I was worried about you. Here.
347
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:38,980
Come on, he brought you coffee.
348
00:16:38,981 --> 00:16:40,999
Give it a minute.
Yeah, this isn't coffee.
349
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,267
This is an empty cup.
350
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,135
I don't want to lose
my place in line
351
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:47,421
if babu here decides
he needs to take a whiz.
352
00:16:47,422 --> 00:16:48,857
And we're off.
353
00:16:48,858 --> 00:16:50,808
Here's today's to-do list.
354
00:16:50,809 --> 00:16:53,644
Yikes, a little sticky.
Don't ask.
355
00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:55,480
I never do, sir.
356
00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:56,681
And off to the office.
357
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,350
Oh...
358
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:02,120
You seem a little
emotionally shaken.
359
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:04,756
Get her number.
360
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:07,592
I am so sorry
I ever doubted you.
361
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,377
Not at all.
362
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:24,942
Look, my fiancé read you
the riot act yesterday,
363
00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:27,479
and I know he's not gonna be
happy when he finds out
364
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,930
you're still...
365
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,173
And that is an example
of the kind of noise
366
00:17:38,174 --> 00:17:39,707
we don't wanna hear anymore.
367
00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:41,576
I hope you got that straight,
368
00:17:41,577 --> 00:17:43,811
because I don't wanna
have to come up here...
369
00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:45,547
Dude, she's gone.
Oh, no!
370
00:17:45,548 --> 00:17:46,948
I am so screwed right now.
371
00:17:46,949 --> 00:17:49,417
When she gets angry, I mean,
she's like a raving...
372
00:17:49,418 --> 00:17:51,069
Dude, she's back.
373
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,820
Angel.
374
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:55,623
She's like a raving angel.
375
00:17:55,624 --> 00:17:57,158
Hey, baby, let's go.
376
00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:08,552
I know wives everywhere
are sick of hearing this
377
00:18:08,553 --> 00:18:11,189
from their husbands,
and it may sound trite,
378
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:14,275
but thanks for not
pressing charges.
379
00:18:14,276 --> 00:18:16,544
No problem.
380
00:18:16,545 --> 00:18:19,497
I didn't think it was gonna take
you so long to clear it up,
381
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:24,002
but I guess you were coming down
from those painkillers, so...
382
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,269
Sure.
383
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:28,339
That's what it was.
384
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:31,125
Well, anyway.
385
00:18:31,126 --> 00:18:33,027
Listen, I had a...
386
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:36,765
I had a lot of time to think
while I was in lockup.
387
00:18:38,801 --> 00:18:41,286
You were in the nurses'
break room.
388
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,888
With a vending machine
that only took exact change,
389
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:47,025
so it might as well
have been prison.
390
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:49,560
Look, they fingerprinted me.
391
00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:51,796
Wash that off, please.
I don't wanna wake up
392
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,164
with ink all over my boobs.
393
00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:55,700
Aye, aye, matey.
394
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:58,803
Anyway, listen, I was thinking
that at the very least
395
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,973
I should, uh, let you choose
which side of the bed you want.
396
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,075
Oh, well,
I'll take my old side.
397
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:07,479
Better to lose a little sleep
than the other eye.
398
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,547
Hey, I'll tell you what.
399
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,683
I will set the, uh, clock
400
00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:14,769
for the real time
that I have to get up.
401
00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:16,387
Thank you.
402
00:19:16,790 --> 00:19:19,525
So I guess no more acting
like Jen and Adam, huh?
403
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,727
Well, there is one more thing
of theirs
404
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:24,029
that I would like to try.
405
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,233
Huh?
406
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,720
Welcome to Thunderdome.
407
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,708
On second thought,
408
00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:37,410
take out the other eye.
409
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:47,870
So I guess the silver lining is,
uh, free Jell-O.
410
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,756
Nice.
411
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:53,726
Here's your phone, sir.
412
00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:55,511
Ah.
413
00:19:55,512 --> 00:19:57,546
Oh.
414
00:19:58,681 --> 00:20:00,116
They didn't have it in red?
415
00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:08,407
Timmy, come here.
416
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,743
Yes, sir?
417
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,478
Don't forget your bathroom.
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