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The key to a proper
cup of tea
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is warming the kettle
with a splash of boiling water.
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"Cold kettles make
tasteless tea,"
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grandmother always said.
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My word, I'm even
boring myself.
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No, it's sweet.
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Listen, with all that's
going on in my life,
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it's... it's nice to have someone
looking out for me.
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Yes, Katie. I heard
about your recent breakup.
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So sorry.
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Well, it's my fault
for dating a musician.
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I don't know why, but I always
fall for a guy with a guitar.
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Mm. Maybe instead
of a guitarist,
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you should, uh,
think about someone
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who sings in
an a cappella group.
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Yeah, yeah.
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'Cause a cappella groups
are so hot.
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Yes. I certainly meant that
as an outrageous statement.
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Here we are.
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Thank you, Timmy.
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You're a good friend.
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Mm. A friend.
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What a wonderful foundation
on which to build...
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And she's gone.
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Look like you're
about to cry, chief.
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Are those palefaces
littering again?
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Well done, sir.
If I had known you
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eight years ago,
we could have attended
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that reference's
30th birthday together.
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Cranky. Who pee-peed
in your tepee?
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If you must know,
I'm upset about Katie.
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Oh, that sweet little thing
in accounting?
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You bash that out yet?
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Huh? You give her
the old Bollywood?
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No, and since she's leaving
the company on Friday,
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there shall be no "bashing,"
I'm afraid.
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Or any giving of
the aforementioned wood.
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Look, I'll help you
with this chick,
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but you gotta do
what I say.
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It can't be like
those other times
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when you refused
my wise advice.
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Say what you will,
I'm a closer.
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Well, I will grant you
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a more-than-passing resemblance
to Kyra Sedgwick.
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Emmy winner? One degree
of Kevin bacon? I'll take it.
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You can save
your advice, sir.
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I'm not her type.
She likes musicians.
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Mm. Did you tell her you're
an accomplished skin flautist?
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I did not mention that.
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All right.
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I think it's time
for a grand gesture.
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Something big.
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I want you to get up
at her farewell party,
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and serenade her
on the guitar.
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I don't play guitar.
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I'll teach you.
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You don't play guitar.
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I know one song,
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which is enough to get a chick
who digs musicians.
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Sir, and what happens
when they get to know you,
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and realize
it's all been a scam?
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"Oh, no, the chick I just
banged found out I lied!
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I lose!"
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Come on, Tim,
let me help you here.
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Well, I'll never be able
to live with myself
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if I don't
at least try.
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So, fine.
I accept your help.
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Good. If I get a guy some ass,
he gets it for a day.
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But if I teach him
to get it for himself,
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he's tapping forever.
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Hi. Why are you
so happy?
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You know how you're
always telling me
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to stop messing with Timmy
for my own amusement?
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- Yeah.
- I went a different way.
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Bigger, faster,
and more powerful...
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Hey, babe, can you
turn that off for a sec?
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I want
to talk about something.
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Am I in trouble?
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No, I just wanna talk.
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Sounds like
I'm in trouble.
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So, I had lunch today
with Carol from work...
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Ugh.
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And she was telling me
about this thing
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that she and
her husband do
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every night
before they go to sleep.
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Every night, huh?
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Well, those big gals
have to try harder.
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No, not that.
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Before they go to sleep,
Carol and her husband
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say five things they like
about each other.
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Please tell me we're not
having dinner with these people.
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Jeff, lately I have been
feeling a little unappreciated.
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How so?
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Well, for my last birthday,
you gave me the NFL package.
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And when
the throat doctor
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told you I couldn't talk
for a week,
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you sent him
a thank you note.
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You always said that
that's good manners.
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Yeah, when someone
gives you a gift.
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Well...
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Jeff, I need
my five things.
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Fine. One, two.
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It can't be physical.
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All right, I also
happen to love...
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Or sexual.
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Aud, you're killing me
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I know this kind of thing
is not easy for you,
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so you
take your time.
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I'm gonna go
get a glass of water.
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You just sit here
and relax.
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And, babe...
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Please try not to think of this
as a bad thing, okay?
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Okay.
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This is a very
bad thing.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Well...
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I finally outsmarted that pigeon
I've been feuding with.
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That's terrific.
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Oh, my God.
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This is Jeff and Audrey's
financial statement.
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Wow, I guess the mailman
screwed it up.
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I'll run it over to them.
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No, you can't.
They'll think we looked at it,
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and that'll make things weird.
Just throw it out.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that's definitely
the right thing to do.
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Oh, man.
They're rich.
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I can't believe Jeff
charged me an extra 20 cents
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when I wanted to put pickles
on my burger.
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Adam, don't look at that.
That's really personal...
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Whoa, that's a lot.
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And that's
just mutual funds.
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Yes.
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And who's this ira guy?
He's crushing it.
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I cannot believe
they have that much money.
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Is it weird that Jeff
just got sexier to me?
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That's not
weird at all.
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Maybe I'll get
some pie to go.
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Should I get apple
or blueberry?
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Get them both.
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You can certainly
afford it.
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I'll just get
a fudgesicle at home.
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Ugh, home.
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Audrey wants me to come up
with five things I like about her.
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Mm, that's easy.
She's got her two...
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Can't be sexual.
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I'm out.
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What's with the guitar,
Neil not-young?
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I'm gonna teach Timmy a song
so he can embarrass himself
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in front of
the entire company.
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You're a hell
of a boss.
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Firm but fair.
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Who can just
rattle off
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five things he likes
about his wife?
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Well, Jen's my best friend,
she smiles when she sees me,
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she's kind
to animals...
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Doesn't count.
You're not married.
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Once that ring's
on your finger,
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those things become nails
on a chalkboard.
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Can you get this?
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Aw, look, Jeff, I only have,
like, two dollars, so...
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Well, we're not gonna
stay here and do dishes, Lucy.
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Give them
your credit card.
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Sir, is this an "a,"
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- or an a-minor?
- I don't know.
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Just put your fingers
where I told you to put them.
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Ah, a glimpse
into your dating life.
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Look, I-I just want to make sure
I'm moving my wrist properly.
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Well, come on.
If you don't learn this song,
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you're gonna be moving
your wrist a-plenty.
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I'm sorry, sir. I'm just
not sure I'm going
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to have enough time
to perfect this.
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That's the beauty of this,
it doesn't have to be perfect.
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You just gotta
get your 'tude going.
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'Tude?
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Yeah, 'tude.
Stand up.
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All right.
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Let's try to figure out
what your vibe is, exactly.
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- Uh...
- Vibe. All right.
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Give me a little, uh,
Elvis Sneer.
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You know Elvis, right?
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Huh! Huh!
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That's him.
All right.
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You know, and maybe
a little Mick Jagger.
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Little strut.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. Okay.
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Aw, that's good.
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That is good.
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And maybe that
Pete Townshend Windmill.
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- Wow!
- Yeah.
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- Wow!
- Oh, my God.
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That is...
That's fantastic.
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Really, really, um...
You think Katie will like it?
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Who?
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Katie.
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Katie! Oh, the Katie...
That's the...
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Why we're doing this,
for Katy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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She's gonna
love it. Now...
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Let's try them, all three
together. Crank it out.
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Wow! Wow!
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- Thank you.
- Thank you very much.
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Good stuff.
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Oh, hey, Aud.
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Hey, can I borrow
some soy sauce?
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I was about to make
some ramen noodles.
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Uh, I'm sorry. Ramen noodles
are an inexpensive meal
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traditionally enjoyed
by college students
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and the budget-conscious.
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Yeah, I know...
I know what ramen noodles are.
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Oh, sure.
I know what caviar is.
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Doesn't mean
I've ever had it.
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Just get the soy sauce.
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So what if Jeff doesn't come up
with five things?
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I mean, feelings aren't really
in his wheelhouse.
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I know, that's why
I'm doing this.
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To bring out
his emotional side.
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He has one?
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Well, we know
he has a heart.
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He's on Lipitor.
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I took the regular.
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I noticed you
also had low-sodium.
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Must be nice to be swimming
in soy sauce.
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- Uh, hey, Jeff.
- Hey.
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You two are
gonna have to leave.
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I've got five things I like
about my wife,
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and, um, after I'm done
saying them,
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I'm hoping
to be richly rewarded.
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Well, well.
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The rich get richer.
Let's go, Jen.
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So you got your five things.
I knew you could do it, babe.
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That's right. When Jeff
Bingham has an assignment,
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he delivers.
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You make me want
to be a better man.
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You complete me.
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You do.
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- Three...
- All right.
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I'm gonna stop you
right there.
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As good as it gets, Jerry
Maguire, when Harry met Sally.
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These are all movie quotes
from movies I made you watch.
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Well...
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You make me want
to see better movies.
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"Say hello
to my little friend"?
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Well... that was
gonna be for
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- when I was richly rewarded.
- Mm-hmm.
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You know,
I-I didn't want you
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to come up
with these immediately.
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That's why
I gave you time.
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You could...
Jeez, you couldn't even
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00:11:54,749 --> 00:11:58,034
- come up with one?
- Uh, come on.
252
00:11:58,035 --> 00:12:01,371
Just a boy, standing
in front of a girl...
253
00:12:03,707 --> 00:12:08,144
Can't believe I even
know that one.
254
00:12:12,306 --> 00:12:14,774
I know how much you love
those short rib tacos,
255
00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:16,976
so when I saw the food truck
parked on Third Avenue,
256
00:12:16,977 --> 00:12:19,129
I thought
I'd surprise you.
257
00:12:19,130 --> 00:12:20,814
You take such good care
of me, sweetheart.
258
00:12:20,815 --> 00:12:23,533
That's because
I love you.
259
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:26,569
- Have a good day.
- Okay.
260
00:12:28,322 --> 00:12:31,274
Dan, I couldn't help noticing
you liking your wife.
261
00:12:31,275 --> 00:12:34,160
Yeah, she's the best.
262
00:12:34,161 --> 00:12:35,962
Look, she even wrote
"I love you"
263
00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:37,130
on the taco wrapper.
264
00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:39,582
Audrey once put a note
in my lunch,
265
00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:43,119
but I accidentally ate it.
What's the trick?
266
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,487
Have you tried
eating slower?
267
00:12:44,488 --> 00:12:49,809
No, to make her think
that you like her.
268
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:52,679
- I... I do like her.
- Come on, it's just us.
269
00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:55,849
What I need are five
sure-fire things
270
00:12:55,850 --> 00:12:57,851
that I like
about my wife.
271
00:12:57,852 --> 00:13:02,038
You want me to tell you
what you like about your wife?
272
00:13:02,039 --> 00:13:05,024
That'd be terrific.
273
00:13:05,025 --> 00:13:08,111
Well, I guess
when I'm with Barbara,
274
00:13:08,112 --> 00:13:09,746
I notice all the little
things she does.
275
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:13,199
Oh. Oh, there it was in front
of my eyes the whole time.
276
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,451
It's pretty simple.
277
00:13:14,452 --> 00:13:17,036
Yeah, it's real simple.
278
00:13:17,037 --> 00:13:19,689
You want me
to write that down for you?
279
00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:23,843
That'd be great.
280
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,134
This guy's all over
your girlfriend.
281
00:13:31,135 --> 00:13:33,503
He's going in
for the kill.
282
00:13:33,504 --> 00:13:36,272
Sir, have you noticed
all your phrases about courtship
283
00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:37,673
involve the threat
of violence?
284
00:13:37,674 --> 00:13:41,110
Have you noticed
you never get any?
285
00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:42,695
All right?
Now grab your guitar.
286
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:43,947
Let's do this.
It's now or never.
287
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,648
I'm... I'm not sure
about this, sir.
288
00:13:45,649 --> 00:13:47,917
I am rather nervous.
289
00:13:47,918 --> 00:13:50,537
Tom Jones feels this way
290
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:51,687
before every performance.
291
00:13:51,688 --> 00:13:55,542
Tom Jones gets pummeled
with panties.
292
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:58,044
- All right, sir.
- Yeah?
293
00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:02,499
- Okay.
- I've come this far.
294
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:03,699
Thank you.
295
00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:06,719
You publicly
expressing yourself in song
296
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,639
is all the thanks I need.
Go get 'em.
297
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:15,562
Dude, sit down. You're not gonna
wanna miss this.
298
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:19,349
Excuse me, may I
have your attention?
299
00:14:20,684 --> 00:14:22,435
Katie.
300
00:14:22,436 --> 00:14:24,904
I've been trying
to tell you something
301
00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:28,107
for the past few months,
but the words...
302
00:14:28,108 --> 00:14:31,027
They've not come to me.
But fortunately,
303
00:14:31,028 --> 00:14:33,513
where words fail,
there is song.
304
00:14:35,099 --> 00:14:37,951
Yes, there is.
305
00:14:37,952 --> 00:14:39,402
And though there have been
may love songs written,
306
00:14:39,403 --> 00:14:41,754
including those
by gershwin, Cole Porter,
307
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:44,173
Lennon and McCartney,
I think you'll agree
308
00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:46,543
that no one said it
more eloquently than Mr. big.
309
00:14:46,544 --> 00:14:51,214
Katie, this is for you.
310
00:14:52,749 --> 00:14:55,918
d Hold on
little girl d
311
00:14:55,919 --> 00:14:59,772
d show me what
he's done to you d
312
00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:03,726
d stand up, little girl d
313
00:15:03,727 --> 00:15:06,729
d a broken heart
can't be that bad d
314
00:15:06,730 --> 00:15:10,033
d when it's through
it's through d
315
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,987
Isn't this awesome?
316
00:15:13,988 --> 00:15:16,656
This is the most pathetic
thing I've ever seen.
317
00:15:16,657 --> 00:15:20,209
Yeah, I think we're saying
the same thing.
318
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:23,663
Didn't he have any friends
to stop him?
319
00:15:23,664 --> 00:15:26,332
Oh, God,
I can't watch any more.
320
00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:28,668
Don't worry about it,
I'm filming it.
321
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,225
There she is.
322
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,012
Mind if I observe you?
323
00:15:39,013 --> 00:15:42,565
Knock yourself out.
324
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:46,903
Those nails of yours
sure grow out really fast.
325
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:52,241
I love how they do that.
326
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:57,246
Is that one
of your five things?
327
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:59,666
Apparently not.
328
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:03,819
The thing I love
is the way you file them.
329
00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:07,757
- So tender, so meticulous.
- Oh, God.
330
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:10,710
Just forget it.
It's fine, okay?
331
00:16:10,711 --> 00:16:11,761
I never should've
asked you
332
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,179
- in the first place.
- Audrey,
333
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:15,264
I'm sorry, but I...
334
00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:17,433
All this 'talking about
what you like' stuff,
335
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:19,502
it's just not who I am.
I wish I was more like you.
336
00:16:19,503 --> 00:16:22,689
You know, able to make
people feel appreciated.
337
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:26,676
Guess what, Jeff,
338
00:16:26,677 --> 00:16:27,694
that's one.
339
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,196
What? What did I say?
340
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:33,566
No, no, no. Don't...
Don't think, just keep going.
341
00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:34,734
- What?
- Just keep going.
342
00:16:34,735 --> 00:16:37,954
I... it's
too much pressure.
343
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,707
You're always pushing me
to be better.
344
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,042
That's two.
345
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:45,828
- It is?
- Yes.
346
00:16:45,829 --> 00:16:48,798
Yeah... okay, let's try one
when you're not yelling at me.
347
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:52,719
I'm sorry. I'm yelling because
I wanna get this right.
348
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,304
I-I want you to be happy.
When you're happy, I'm happy.
349
00:16:59,876 --> 00:17:00,893
That's three.
350
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:04,046
Yeah?
351
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:07,767
Aw, come on, Aud,
you gotta give me the boobs.
352
00:17:10,721 --> 00:17:11,821
You know what,
353
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,322
you can have the boobs.
354
00:17:14,892 --> 00:17:16,526
That's five.
355
00:17:18,946 --> 00:17:21,114
You're so generous.
356
00:17:21,115 --> 00:17:22,999
That's four!
357
00:17:24,118 --> 00:17:26,002
You can take one
of your boobs back.
358
00:17:28,439 --> 00:17:30,923
Perhaps now...
359
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:33,459
You can say hello
to my little friend.
360
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:39,766
d When it's through,
it's through d
361
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,350
I... I'm so sorry,
that was the wrong chord.
362
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:44,137
Um... let me start over,
shall I?
363
00:17:44,138 --> 00:17:48,090
d Hold on
little girl d
364
00:17:48,091 --> 00:17:51,761
d show me what
he's done to you d
365
00:17:51,762 --> 00:17:54,480
d stand up, little girl d
366
00:17:54,481 --> 00:17:57,617
d fate will twist
the both of you d
367
00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:01,020
d so come on, baby,
come on over d
368
00:18:01,021 --> 00:18:03,022
d let me be the one d
369
00:18:03,023 --> 00:18:07,460
d to show you d
370
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:08,928
who am I kidding?
371
00:18:08,929 --> 00:18:11,464
d Build up
your confidence d
372
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:13,900
d you can be
on top for once d
373
00:18:13,901 --> 00:18:16,736
d wake up
who cares about d
374
00:18:16,737 --> 00:18:19,205
d little boys
that talk too much d
375
00:18:19,206 --> 00:18:22,875
d I've seen it all
go down d
376
00:18:22,876 --> 00:18:25,344
d your game of love
is all rained out d
377
00:18:25,345 --> 00:18:28,247
d so come on, baby,
come on over d
378
00:18:28,248 --> 00:18:30,750
d let me be the one d
379
00:18:30,751 --> 00:18:33,085
d to hold you d
380
00:18:33,086 --> 00:18:34,487
thank you
very much, sir.
381
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:37,757
Don't thank me,
thank Mr. big.
382
00:18:37,758 --> 00:18:40,393
d I'm the one
who wants d
383
00:18:40,394 --> 00:18:43,062
d to be with you d
384
00:18:43,063 --> 00:18:46,132
d deep inside
I hope d
385
00:18:46,133 --> 00:18:49,235
d you feel it too d
386
00:18:49,236 --> 00:18:51,838
I don't know why Timmy
had to go through all this
387
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:55,408
to tell me he
and Russell are gay.
388
00:18:55,409 --> 00:18:58,444
d waited on a line
of... d
389
00:18:58,445 --> 00:19:01,047
d waited on a line d
390
00:19:01,048 --> 00:19:03,483
d just to be
the next d
391
00:19:03,484 --> 00:19:07,153
d to be with you d
392
00:19:07,154 --> 00:19:08,988
d I'm the one who wants
to... d
393
00:19:08,989 --> 00:19:12,108
d we can
be together, baby d
394
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:15,061
d deep inside
I hope d
395
00:19:15,062 --> 00:19:17,697
d you feel it too d
396
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:18,698
d I feel it d
397
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:22,068
d waited on a line
of... d
398
00:19:22,069 --> 00:19:24,203
d waited on a line d
399
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:27,073
d just to
be the next d
400
00:19:27,074 --> 00:19:29,242
d to be with you d
401
00:19:29,243 --> 00:19:30,459
d you d
402
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:34,330
d just to be the next
to be with you d
403
00:19:34,331 --> 00:19:35,715
d with you guys d
404
00:19:40,050 --> 00:19:41,717
Jeff, who knew
you were so romantic?
405
00:19:41,718 --> 00:19:43,753
I'll tell you who knew.
My wife, that's who.
406
00:19:43,754 --> 00:19:46,722
Look at her.
407
00:19:46,723 --> 00:19:49,541
Always the
counter-clockwise stir,
408
00:19:49,542 --> 00:19:53,345
followed by
the two taps.
409
00:19:53,346 --> 00:19:56,732
Mn, I love
your consistency.
410
00:19:56,733 --> 00:19:58,217
All right,
you can stop now.
411
00:19:58,218 --> 00:20:01,103
You've gotten all the rich
rewards you're gonna get.
412
00:20:04,024 --> 00:20:05,224
Oh, thanks, guys.
We'll get the next one.
413
00:20:05,225 --> 00:20:06,692
Oh, actually, Jeff,
I'm pretty sure
414
00:20:06,693 --> 00:20:09,829
- it's our turn.
- It all evens out in the end.
415
00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:14,166
No, no, no.
416
00:20:14,167 --> 00:20:16,502
No, no, no, it doesn't.
It doesn't.
417
00:20:16,503 --> 00:20:18,904
- Adam, let it go.
- Since when do we argue over
418
00:20:18,905 --> 00:20:20,906
- a couple of bucks for breakfast?
- We opened up your mail,
419
00:20:20,907 --> 00:20:22,591
and found out you guys have,
like, a billion dollars,
420
00:20:22,592 --> 00:20:24,677
you cheap bastard.
421
00:20:30,684 --> 00:20:35,287
We'll get this one.
422
00:20:35,288 --> 00:20:39,219
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