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I'll have an egg white omelette
with spinach and tomatoes.
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And I will have a regular
omelette with ham and cheese.
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And can you take the yolks
that you don't use in hers
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and then put them in mine?
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When your heart explodes,
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try not to fall
into my breakfast.
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Egg whites and veggies?
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I'm not dying in that crap.
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Oh, hey,
isn't that the new couple
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that just moved
into our building?
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The Harrises?
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It is, good catch.
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What is wrong with you?
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You know that
I don't like other people.
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Yeah, well, other people
feel the same about you.
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I'm gonna go say hi,
and by the way,
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that little menu is no match
for your enormous head.
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Hey, hey.
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Check out what I got Jen
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for our four-year anniversary.
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Of what,
the first time you did it?
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No, of the night we met.
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Twas the same night.
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Yeah, she did not
make me earn it.
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Okay, look.
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Four flavors of popcorn.
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One for each year
we've been together.
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- Nice.
- Huh?
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She is one lucky lady.
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You wanna give me
a handful of cheddar?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Then the quadrants
won't be even.
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Come on, give me some,
I need it.
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You sound like Jen
the night we met.
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Hey, guess what, we're having
dinner with them tomorrow night.
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Come on, you couldn't
get out of that?
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No, I'm the one
who suggested it.
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Great, fine, I will eat,
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but don't expect me
to turn on the charm.
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I'm pretty sure that switch
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has been locked
in the off position.
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Huh.
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Guess there are worse things
than forgetting.
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
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Mr. Dunbar?
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I can't believe I'm down
here with the mole people.
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Sir, the subway is
the lifeblood of the city,
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where thousands
of lives intersect
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before radiating outward in a
thousand different directions.
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It smells funny.
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You might just be
catching blowback
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from your axe body wash.
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That could be it.
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I smell wee-wee.
We're cabbing it.
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And then we did the whole,
you know, share desserts thing
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before calling it a night.
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So long story short,
we had a great evening.
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Long story short
would have been
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we had fun with the Harrises.
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Yours was a long story longer.
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Well, it sounds
like it was a success.
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Mr. people person
over here even asked
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if we could get together
this evening.
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I asked Jane, she thought
that they had other plans
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but then Paul reminded her that
they didn't, so we made a date.
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Seeing 'em again tonight.
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Boom, four words.
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I got four words:
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I want a divorce.
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"Divorce me"
would be shorter.
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Anyway, who knew we'd find
a couple in the building
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we both like hanging out with?
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We live in the building.
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Oh, no,
Jeff didn't mean that.
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What did I mean?
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Fine, guess we won't invite
them over to eat popcorn.
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Ugh.
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Enough with the popcorn.
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What? What, honey,
I thought you liked it.
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It was okay at first
but I'm so sick of it.
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I keep finding it everywhere.
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The sofa, the bed, the shower...
I want it out of the house.
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Fine, if it goes,
then I go.
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Well, I mean, and then
when it's gone, I'll come back.
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Hello?
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Oh, hey, Jane.
How are you?
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Oh, uh, no, that's fine.
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We'll just get together
another time.
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Talk to you later.
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Aw, they had
to cancel tonight.
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Paul just got the stomach flu.
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- Oh, that's too bad.
- Yeah.
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I guess
we'll just pick up a pizza.
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Oh, great, so we can
just sit home by ourselves
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eating stupid pizza,
staring at the walls.
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Hey, why don't
the four of us do something?
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Sorry, buddy,
pizza night.
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Here's your lunch.
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Come on.
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You're not still mad
you missed out
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on hammering
that subway chick.
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I wasn't looking
to hammer anyone.
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This woman and I,
we shared a connection.
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I felt it.
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Yeah, in your hammer.
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Who's to say
what might have happened?
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Sir, you may have just cost me
the romance of a lifetime.
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Keep your diaper on,
cupid.
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Fortunately, I've decided to
take matters into my own hands.
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Ooh, well, take that
into the men's room.
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Or at least the stairwell.
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As I find myself saying
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far too often
in the workplace,
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I'm not talking
about masturbation.
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I've posted the particulars
of my encounter
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with that woman
on missed connections.
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What's missed connections?
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It's a website where people
who shared a romantic moment
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can try to reconnect.
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Well, I love to burst
your bubble,
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so I will.
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There's no such thing
as love at first sight.
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And what do you know
about it?
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You know, one time
I was lucky enough
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to see the most
beautiful woman in the world.
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I locked eyes
with her and then...
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She was gone.
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You ran out of quarters?
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Did I tell you this story?
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You know what,
I'm gonna help you
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find this girl just to prove
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there's no such thing
as love at first sight.
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Ah, this must be
the mentoring
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I was promised
all those years ago.
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Hey, dudes.
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Hi.
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Anyone want
a little popcorn?
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Or as the Indians
call it, pop-maize?
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- Is that true?
- Mm-hmm.
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Not... that kind... of Indian.
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I've got some very important
business to take care of.
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Should I forward your calls
to the stairwell?
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Nope, no interruptions.
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Hi, uh, I'd like a small
cheeseless vegetarian pizza,
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and for my husband,
a large meat-lover's pizza.
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And I promised to ask,
could you please take the cheese
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from my pizza that you
don't use and put it on his.
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Jane?
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Hey, Paul, looks like
you're feeling better.
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Uh, what?
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Remember about how
I told Audrey
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that you weren't feeling well?
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Oh... right, right.
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Jane said
it was the stomach flu.
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Oh... yeah.
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Oh, why am I eating pizza?
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Uh, I'm sorry, is there
something going on here?
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Are you guys blowing us off?
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Look, we had a great time
the other night.
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It's just...
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Thanks, hon.
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Uh, you know how
couples get together
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and sometimes
it's not exactly...
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Like, the group chemistry...
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I mean, don't get me wrong.
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We really enjoyed
hanging out with you...
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O... kay.
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It's Jeff.
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I... I mean, we didn't
want to say anything.
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No, it's fine, I get it.
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Believe me, I get it.
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Hey, listen,
how about the three of us
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hang out the next time
Jeff goes out of town?
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Oh, does he travel a lot?
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No...
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They gave me
your extra cheese, right?
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They had to clear it
with the manager, but, yes.
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Hey, you don't have any big
conferences coming up, do you?
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We got one at the end
of the month.
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Really?
Ah.
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Out of town?
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No, everyone's coming here.
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Mm, not yet.
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Yo, I was thinking,
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when someone suddenly
has the flu,
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doesn't that sound
like a blow-off?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Maybe.
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Let's not worry about it.
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Yeah.
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Although, I gotta say,
if it was a blow-off,
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I think this one's on you.
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Excuse me?
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They may have
been a little put off.
195
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You were trying really hard.
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I'll work on that.
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And those work stories
you tell.
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Paging Dr. Boring.
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You're needed
to anesthetize the evening.
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Jeff, I... I really think
you should let it go.
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I would, Aud, but you could
learn something here.
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When you try too hard,
it turns people off.
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Okay, all right.
Fine, listen.
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I didn't want
to hurt your feelings.
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But I ran into the Harrises
at the pizza place.
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And they did blow us off.
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You wanna know why?
Because of you.
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- What about me?
- Uh, well, they didn't say.
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But I have some theories.
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Hmm, it might have been
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the way that you
cram an entire meal
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into one disgusting bite.
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Or, uh, maybe it was
your ten-minute rant
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on the mets' bullpen
in response to Jane
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saying she doesn't
really follow baseball.
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I thought that meant
she was curious.
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Or maybe
it was your 9% tip.
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I'm sorry you thought
I was showboating,
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but she was a great waitress.
220
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Hello?
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Thank you.
222
00:13:06,982 --> 00:13:10,433
I'm quite positive
you're not the one I saw, sir.
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Okay, so I was hoping to hit
the drum circle again today.
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I couldn't find my guys.
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Don't care.
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Well, so I thought
I'd try to find them
227
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using that
missed connections website.
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You know, like...
Like Timmy did.
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Yeah, still don't care.
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Here's what I'm gonna post:
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"30-year-old man
seeking young ethnic boys."
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All right,
sort of care now.
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"We hooked up yesterday
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"for some sweet banging
and jamming.
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And... I'm looking
to get it on again."
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00:14:04,738 --> 00:14:09,442
So... you see nothing wrong
with that?
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Oh, my God,
you're right.
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Mm-hmm.
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I almost forgot to put
my contact information.
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Hey.
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00:14:28,313 --> 00:14:29,479
Hey, Jeff,
how you doing, buddy?
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Jane, Paul.
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All right.
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So...
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Apparently
I'm not your cup of tea.
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- Oh, my God, did Audrey...
- No, it's okay.
247
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I... I was just wondering,
248
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uh, what about me
specifically
249
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was not to your liking?
250
00:14:55,957 --> 00:14:58,341
Look, Audrey
kinda put us on the spot.
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All right,
we didn't know what to say.
252
00:15:00,045 --> 00:15:02,512
But...
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Thanks, hon.
254
00:15:04,933 --> 00:15:07,583
Well, the truth
of the matter is...
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00:15:07,585 --> 00:15:09,018
It was really Audrey
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that we felt like
we didn't quite click with.
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00:15:11,139 --> 00:15:13,306
Yes, but please
don't tell Audrey.
258
00:15:13,308 --> 00:15:14,524
We don't wanna hurt
her feelings.
259
00:15:14,526 --> 00:15:16,392
No.
260
00:15:16,394 --> 00:15:18,962
Nor would I.
261
00:15:18,964 --> 00:15:21,447
It was you.
262
00:15:21,449 --> 00:15:23,049
It was you they hated.
263
00:15:31,492 --> 00:15:33,543
Well, I hope
you're satisfied.
264
00:15:33,545 --> 00:15:37,080
I am not.
265
00:15:37,082 --> 00:15:38,781
I can't believe
you need a key card
266
00:15:38,783 --> 00:15:40,950
to get in the stairwell.
267
00:15:40,952 --> 00:15:44,637
Thanks to you,
every freak on the subway
268
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:47,507
has called me offering
to do unspeakable things.
269
00:15:47,509 --> 00:15:49,559
Once again, sir,
270
00:15:49,561 --> 00:15:51,844
you've turned my life
into a living hell.
271
00:15:51,846 --> 00:15:54,764
I was just trying to help you
find the girl.
272
00:15:54,766 --> 00:15:56,182
Right, just so
that you could prove
273
00:15:56,184 --> 00:15:58,267
there's no such thing
as love at first sight.
274
00:16:00,572 --> 00:16:01,854
I'm going home now, sir.
275
00:16:01,856 --> 00:16:03,656
Another night...
276
00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:05,942
Another chance for me
to die in my sleep
277
00:16:05,944 --> 00:16:08,411
from an undetected
carbon monoxide leak.
278
00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:11,864
Before you go...
279
00:16:11,866 --> 00:16:12,949
Yes.
280
00:16:12,951 --> 00:16:14,500
She's in there.
281
00:16:14,502 --> 00:16:15,501
Who is?
282
00:16:15,503 --> 00:16:18,988
The chick you saw.
283
00:16:20,258 --> 00:16:21,791
What?
284
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:26,328
That is her.
285
00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:28,881
She responded
to your ridiculous subway ad?
286
00:16:28,883 --> 00:16:33,519
No, uh, it was that thing you
posted on missed connections.
287
00:16:41,695 --> 00:16:45,031
And to think you didn't
believe it could happen.
288
00:16:46,517 --> 00:16:48,517
Well, despite that
lump of coal
289
00:16:48,519 --> 00:16:53,489
in your boyish
little chicken chest,
290
00:16:53,491 --> 00:16:58,527
you'll see that romance
ultimately wins out.
291
00:17:09,089 --> 00:17:10,089
Hi.
292
00:17:10,091 --> 00:17:12,258
Hi.
293
00:17:12,260 --> 00:17:14,677
It's so nice
to see you again.
294
00:17:14,679 --> 00:17:17,830
I'm sorry, who are you?
295
00:17:20,634 --> 00:17:22,819
Um, I... I'm Timmy.
296
00:17:22,821 --> 00:17:25,488
You... you know,
we saw each other
297
00:17:25,490 --> 00:17:26,572
on the subway.
298
00:17:26,574 --> 00:17:30,026
Oh, no.
299
00:17:30,028 --> 00:17:32,095
You're not the guy
that I saw.
300
00:17:54,184 --> 00:17:57,270
So, um...
301
00:17:57,272 --> 00:18:00,323
Y... you weren't
looking at me?
302
00:18:00,325 --> 00:18:04,277
Couldn't help but overhear.
303
00:18:04,279 --> 00:18:06,813
She wasn't looking at you.
304
00:18:06,815 --> 00:18:09,649
I'm so sorry
for the misunderstanding.
305
00:18:09,651 --> 00:18:12,068
Sorry? You have nothing
to be sorry about.
306
00:18:12,070 --> 00:18:13,820
I'm Russell.
307
00:18:16,323 --> 00:18:18,407
Please, sir,
I beg of you, don't say...
308
00:18:18,409 --> 00:18:22,745
You know, Tim...
309
00:18:22,747 --> 00:18:24,580
I wanted to teach you
something.
310
00:18:24,582 --> 00:18:29,335
But in all actuality,
you taught me something.
311
00:18:29,337 --> 00:18:33,005
Now I do believe
in love at first sight.
312
00:18:33,007 --> 00:18:35,258
Because I love
what I just saw.
313
00:18:37,011 --> 00:18:39,462
Too good.
314
00:18:42,065 --> 00:18:43,649
I'm just telling you
what they said,
315
00:18:43,651 --> 00:18:45,067
so don't shoot the messenger.
316
00:18:45,069 --> 00:18:48,404
Who they like better than you.
317
00:18:48,406 --> 00:18:50,656
They were trapped
in an elevator with you.
318
00:18:50,658 --> 00:18:52,275
Said whatever they thought
would save them
319
00:18:52,277 --> 00:18:54,160
from getting eaten.
320
00:18:56,479 --> 00:18:59,148
Well, you had them
cornered in that pizza place,
321
00:18:59,150 --> 00:19:01,317
probably threatened
to tell them that story again
322
00:19:01,319 --> 00:19:04,453
about who stole your yogurt
at work.
323
00:19:04,455 --> 00:19:06,672
Okay.
324
00:19:06,674 --> 00:19:09,458
That is a good story
with a surprise twist.
325
00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:13,179
Surprise! I just wasted
five minutes of your life.
326
00:19:15,665 --> 00:19:16,665
Face it, Jeff.
327
00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:18,518
I didn't blow this for us...
You did.
328
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:21,470
There's only
one way to be sure.
329
00:19:23,191 --> 00:19:24,357
Hi, I'm sorry to bother you.
330
00:19:24,359 --> 00:19:27,810
We need you to settle
something for us.
331
00:19:27,812 --> 00:19:29,195
Yeah.
332
00:19:32,983 --> 00:19:37,303
So it turns out
they hated both of us.
333
00:19:38,622 --> 00:19:40,156
Yep,
they found me pushy.
334
00:19:40,158 --> 00:19:43,826
I've got the table manners
of a chimp.
335
00:19:43,828 --> 00:19:45,194
Oh, plus you're cheap.
336
00:19:45,196 --> 00:19:46,528
Oh, and we're too
critical of each other.
337
00:19:46,530 --> 00:19:47,797
Which makes people
uncomfortable.
338
00:19:47,799 --> 00:19:48,998
Although
that one's more you.
339
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,218
Oh, try a breath mint.
340
00:19:52,220 --> 00:19:53,836
Well, at least
you have each other.
341
00:19:53,838 --> 00:19:56,255
- And us.
- Mm-hmm.
342
00:19:56,257 --> 00:19:59,225
Yeah,
it's an embarrassment.
343
00:20:00,394 --> 00:20:02,544
Of riches?
344
00:20:02,546 --> 00:20:04,897
Sure.
345
00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:12,092
And then, when she said
346
00:20:12,094 --> 00:20:13,710
she was looking
at the other guy...
347
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,497
Whoo.
348
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:22,336
You should have seen the light
die in little Tim's eyes.
349
00:20:24,472 --> 00:20:27,324
"Don't go to New York,"
they said.
350
00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:33,564
"The people aren't nice,"
they said.
351
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,165
Adam Rhodes?
352
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,867
Yes?
353
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:40,904
Did you post a solicitation
on missed connections?
354
00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:45,326
Yeah, hey,
is everything okay?
355
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:48,595
Did you find my boys?
356
00:20:48,597 --> 00:20:51,098
Sir, we need you
to come with us.
357
00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:53,750
Yeah, sure,
anything I can do to help.
358
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,704
Can't wait to play
with those boys again.
359
00:20:57,922 --> 00:20:59,239
Let's go.
360
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:06,183
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