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Hey.
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How about I trade you my wheat toast
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for your bacon?
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Pass.
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Hey!
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You should have taken the trade.
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Hey, ease up on those flapjacks, Tim.
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I'll take them.
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You gotta save room.
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I'm taking you to the executive
dining room for lunch today.
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Oh, yes.
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Don't get too excited.
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Sir, it's just that whenever
you do something nice for me,
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you always have an ulterior motive.
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What? When?
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What... define "always."
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Every single time.
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Oh, yeah, what about
that time I went on vacation,
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and I let you use
my apartment for a week?
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It was very generous of me.
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You smelled a gas leak
and sent me in as a canary.
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I ended up in the hospital.
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Oh, yeah.
The hospital.
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Where you get an adjustable bed
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and all the Jell-O you can eat.
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You even had that fun
old guy as a roommate.
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Yes. He was fun.
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Until 4:00 A.M.,
when he died.
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Not quietly, I might add.
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What's wrong with these pancakes?
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Oh. They're multigrain, sir.
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Yuck.
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You know...
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I thought you had earned lunch
in the fancy dining room,
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but forget it.
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You're actually serious about this?
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Yes. I know I'm not
always the greatest guy,
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but I'm trying to make up for it here.
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If you don't wanna go, fine,
but all I can do is try.
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Well, sir, perhaps
I misjudged the situation.
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- No, no, no, no, no.
- Lunch sounds lovely.
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Okay, here's my ulterior motive.
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See this hot waitress over there?
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I'm gonna try to nail her,
and you're gonna help me.
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You know...
At a certain point,
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the blame is not entirely on you.
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Rules of engagement 6x07 "the chair"
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wow. So that's
the new chair.
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So what do you think?
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It's horrible.
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I was asking Jen.
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I think I speak for everyone.
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You have been against this chair
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ever since I showed it
to you on the website.
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That's not true.
I say we get six more
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and make our own
tilt-a-whirl.
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I like it.
It's kinda funky.
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- Thank you, Jen.
- Hey.
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What do you think?
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Hey, what are you gonna
do with the crate?
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Just put it in the dumpster.
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In fact, you guys
can take it down for me.
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Once we get rid of that crate...
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We're stuck with this piece
of crap forever.
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Liked it when I saw it online.
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Love it even more now.
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I hate it.
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Hey, instead of getting rid of this,
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can I have it?
Why?
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Pfft. Build a fort, yo.
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You know you're an adult, right?
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Oh, no, it's not for me.
It's for Jen's nephew Logan.
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Right.
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- It is.
- Okay.
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And is Logan here with us right now?
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He's real, okay?
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We're babysitting him tomorrow,
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and he'd love it if I had a fort.
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Fine, I hope that...
"Logan" enjoys it.
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He's real.
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Sure.
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- He is!
- Sure.
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Well, if you hate it,
why did you buy it?
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It looked totally
different on the website.
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It had all these cool
graphics and music and...
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Now that it's here, it's...
Oh, God, look at it!
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Well, is it at least comfortable?
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It is not.
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I can barely hear anything
in this stupid dome.
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Well, can you return it?
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Oh, what, and let Jeff
think he's right?
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No. I gotta figure out
a way to get rid of it
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without that conniving weasel
thinking he won.
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You guys have a different
relationship than Adam and I.
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I know. It's sweet.
You're in love.
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But it all leads to the same place.
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I been working
this waitress for awhile,
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but she won't give me the time of day.
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It's 12:30.
May I go now?
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No. Here's the play.
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You're Mowgli, an Iraqi street urchin
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that I rescued from the war.
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Why?
'Cause I'm a great guy.
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That's what I do.
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And how plausible is that, sir?
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I'm wearing a suit.
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And you're welcome for that.
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Remember, that suit's
for wearing, not eating.
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Oh, I didn't see you there.
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I was too busy
mentoring the disadvantaged.
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I don't think we've formally met.
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I'm Russell Dunbar.
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Yes, Dunbar, whose name
is on the building.
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Yawn.
Ha ha.
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Wow.
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I'm Gwen.
Are you ready to order?
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You know what?
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Some people find excessive wealth
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to be a burden, but not me.
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It gives me a chance
to take on projects.
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Like this little guy.
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Look at him!
He's a cutie.
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All dressed up to eat.
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I'll give you guys another minute.
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Okay.
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Why do I feel like I'm doing
all the work here?
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Uck.
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You know, Jeff, I was thinking...
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Even though I really love the chair,
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I just can't really enjoy it that much
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knowing how much you hate it.
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Really?
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Yeah. So I'm just gonna
pack it up and return it.
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Whoa, whoa...Are you gonna
need the crate for that?
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You can still make a fort
out of pillows and blankets.
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That's bush league, bro!
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Why don't you guys go get the crate,
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and we will go get you some beers.
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Something doesn't feel right.
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Well, you are kinda
jerking Logan around.
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Audrey caved way too easy.
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She said it's because
you don't like it.
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Yeah.
But I hate most stuff.
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That's never stopped her from
buying anything anyone sells.
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Unless... She doesn't like the chair.
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But she says she loves the chair.
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Well, of course she's not gonna
come out and admit she hates it.
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I'd destroy her.
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Wait a minute.
You hate the chair,
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and she's sending it back...
You won.
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That was just a battle.
I wanna win the war.
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What war?
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Marriage.
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Marriage isn't gonna
be like this for me and Jen.
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Sure, it will.
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Uh, hey, uh, I was just
thinking, you know,
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what kind of selfish animal
is gonna make a wife
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return something
that she loves so much?
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Oh, um...
I appreciate that, honey,
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but I'm okay sending it back.
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I'm confused, because...
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I know that you love it so.
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Oh...I do.
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All right, well,
I'm not gonna ruin that.
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You love this chair.
Damn it, I love you.
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I'm gonna learn to love it.
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Uh...
Honey,
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you really don't have to...
No, no, no.
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This chair is a monument to our love.
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And it will stay right here
for the rest of our lives.
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In fact, if you go before me...
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I'll bury you in it.
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Come on, I'm flailing here.
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I need you to play up
the refugee angle.
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Sir, do you honestly think
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this woman believes I'm a refugee?
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No. 'Cause you're not
selling it.
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Here she comes.
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Eat with your hands or something.
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Is everything all right here?
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It's great with me.
But I think Mowgli here
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is a little afraid
of my soft-shell crab.
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He thinks it's one of his angry
eight-armed gods or something.
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Arr!
It's not.
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It's just a crab.
Mmm!
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It's good.
No thunder, no light...
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Oh, my God.
He's choking!
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Do you know the heimlich maneuver?
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Yes...
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Sir, are you all right?
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I...
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- Do you know
mouth-to-mouth?
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Uhh...This is not my day.
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Adam?
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I'm... down here.
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Ha. Don't worry.
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Going to bed soon.
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Well, it's morning already.
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You've been doing this all night.
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Well, the loss of sleep
is gonna be worth it
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when you see the crown
moldings in here.
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All right,
I'm gonna go get some breakfast.
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You want me to bring you
back something?
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Sure. I'll take
a hot glue gun
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and some miniature curtains.
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So then I restored
Mr. Dunbar's breathing,
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and, uh...He was fine.
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What were you thinking?
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- Heimlich and mouth-to-mouth
too?
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You had two cracks at not helping.
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What's going on?
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Timmy saved Russell's life.
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Why?
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I know, I know.
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The upshot was that Gwen,
the comely waitress,
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thought I was quite heroic.
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I'm taking her to dinner tonight.
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Is that the one
Russell was hitting on?
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The very same.
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You know,
saving Mr. Dunbar's life
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was neither here nor there,
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but stealing the woman
he's trying to bed
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is remarkably satisfying.
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Huh.
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Human resources wants to see me.
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To pick up some sort of
accolade or commendation,
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no doubt.
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A sexual harassment
complaint...Against me?
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But that's absurd!
Who would make such a...
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Hey, Phyllis.
Sorry I'm late.
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You.
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Hello, Mr. Patel.
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Okay.
Let's get started.
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Phyllis, would you mind...
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Leaving the door open?
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I don't feel safe around the predator.
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So have you figured out why
Jeff wants to keep the chair?
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No. I quickly ruled out
he was just being considerate.
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He obviously knows
I don't like the chair,
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and he's trying to torture me.
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I really don't think
Adam and I are gonna end up...
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Of course you are.
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Just accept it.
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So what now?
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So we move the chair
into the baby's room.
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After a while,
Jeff will forget about it,
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and I can sneak it down
to the storage locker.
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Well, it's probably for the best.
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That thing would scare
the hell out of the baby.
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Oh, hey, aud.
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H...
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What did you do?
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Well, I asked myself,
"why would Audrey hide the chair
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"in the baby's room?
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It must be because
I said I don't like it."
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That thought just made my heart sink.
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You love this chair.
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00:12:38,996 --> 00:12:40,591
You should be able
to sit in it all the time.
262
00:12:40,818 --> 00:12:41,818
Come on.
263
00:12:44,260 --> 00:12:45,260
Thank you.
264
00:12:50,153 --> 00:12:50,665
Hot wing?
265
00:12:56,116 --> 00:12:56,532
Yes?
266
00:12:56,931 --> 00:12:57,942
Would you like a hot wing?
267
00:12:58,333 --> 00:13:00,028
Chili peppers and spices.
268
00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:01,792
They're spicy?
269
00:13:02,423 --> 00:13:05,190
You got that from
the word spices, didn't you?
270
00:13:06,634 --> 00:13:08,193
No, thanks.
Had a late lunch.
271
00:13:08,730 --> 00:13:09,600
Fine.
More for me.
272
00:13:11,367 --> 00:13:11,909
What?
273
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:13,661
Nothing.
274
00:13:16,151 --> 00:13:17,894
I gotta say,
this chair's growing on me.
275
00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:19,284
What?
276
00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:23,886
Really growing on me.
277
00:13:26,582 --> 00:13:29,473
Now, Mr. Dunbar claims
you put your lips on his
278
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:32,345
for roughly 20 seconds.
279
00:13:33,366 --> 00:13:35,661
Because he had passed out.
280
00:13:35,663 --> 00:13:37,429
Well, Phyllis,
281
00:13:37,431 --> 00:13:41,199
as you've warned me before,
that does not make it okay.
282
00:13:43,383 --> 00:13:45,256
- It was mouth-to-mouth
resuscitation.
283
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,764
Tell me... how does saving
someone's life
284
00:13:46,766 --> 00:13:49,194
bring about charges
of sexual harassment?
285
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:50,952
I understand your concerns,
286
00:13:50,954 --> 00:13:53,127
because I've met Mr. Dunbar.
287
00:13:53,129 --> 00:13:56,549
But I'm legally required
to go through this process.
288
00:13:56,551 --> 00:13:59,432
Now, he also claims that you
came up behind him,
289
00:13:59,434 --> 00:14:03,648
put your arms around him,
and made several thrusts.
290
00:14:06,335 --> 00:14:08,677
He was like an animal.
291
00:14:09,471 --> 00:14:11,439
It was the heimlich maneuver.
292
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:11,874
You know what?
293
00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:14,295
I am not going to sit here
and entertain this nonsense.
294
00:14:14,296 --> 00:14:16,071
I have somewhere to be.
Oh, really?
295
00:14:16,751 --> 00:14:18,919
Where? To go on a date
with a certain waitress
296
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,705
who works for this very company?
297
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,252
Oh, I get it.
298
00:14:25,410 --> 00:14:28,019
Very, very clever,
Mr. Dunbar.
299
00:14:28,828 --> 00:14:29,862
On this occasion,
300
00:14:29,863 --> 00:14:31,622
I'm afraid this will not fly.
301
00:14:32,015 --> 00:14:32,840
Oh, really?
302
00:14:33,341 --> 00:14:35,014
Phyllis, correct me if I'm wrong,
303
00:14:35,109 --> 00:14:36,944
but according to paragraph 9,
304
00:14:37,345 --> 00:14:39,660
subsection 4
of the company handbook...
305
00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:41,161
You mean the Dunbar clause.
306
00:14:44,149 --> 00:14:45,461
Yes, thanks for the shout out.
307
00:14:45,644 --> 00:14:48,413
As long as there's
an open harassment complaint
308
00:14:48,414 --> 00:14:49,477
against an employee,
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00:14:50,565 --> 00:14:53,274
they are forbidden
from interoffice relations.
310
00:14:55,656 --> 00:14:57,027
Technically, that is correct.
311
00:14:57,508 --> 00:14:58,753
Amen, sister.
312
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,294
You disgust me.
313
00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:04,223
Ooh!
314
00:15:04,762 --> 00:15:08,141
That certainly wasn't the vibe
you were putting out yesterday.
315
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,309
Check it out.
316
00:15:19,042 --> 00:15:19,944
I finished the fort.
317
00:15:19,948 --> 00:15:20,986
It took a while,
318
00:15:21,143 --> 00:15:23,219
but I think it was worth taking
a vacation day for.
319
00:15:26,263 --> 00:15:28,201
Whew!
Pretty sweet, huh?
320
00:15:28,966 --> 00:15:31,346
It's great, honey,
but I have bad news.
321
00:15:31,607 --> 00:15:33,055
My brother called, and Logan's sick.
322
00:15:33,056 --> 00:15:33,790
He's not coming.
323
00:15:35,661 --> 00:15:36,370
I see.
324
00:15:38,515 --> 00:15:40,716
And Logan...
Had your brother call you
325
00:15:40,717 --> 00:15:42,015
instead of calling me himself?
326
00:15:43,369 --> 00:15:45,020
- I'm really sorry.
- No, no.
327
00:15:45,022 --> 00:15:48,079
It's okay. Guess it was
just a waste of time.
328
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,025
No, it wasn't!
329
00:15:50,027 --> 00:15:52,013
In fact,
330
00:15:52,015 --> 00:15:54,905
maybe you and I should spend
some time in there together.
331
00:15:54,907 --> 00:15:58,976
Honey, there's kind of
a no girls allowed policy.
332
00:15:58,978 --> 00:16:01,609
Well, what if that girl is me
333
00:16:01,611 --> 00:16:03,692
having sex with you?
334
00:16:07,910 --> 00:16:09,196
Okay.
335
00:16:09,198 --> 00:16:12,405
Maybe I can waive the policy
just this once.
336
00:16:16,212 --> 00:16:18,841
Obviously, there's no basis
for a complaint here.
337
00:16:18,843 --> 00:16:20,684
But clearly, the two of you
338
00:16:20,686 --> 00:16:23,195
have a very dysfunctional
relationship.
339
00:16:24,905 --> 00:16:27,846
- Judge-y!
340
00:16:27,848 --> 00:16:29,896
I would recommend
that Mr. Patel
341
00:16:29,898 --> 00:16:31,931
be transferred to another department.
342
00:16:35,353 --> 00:16:37,355
Well, that seems a little rash.
343
00:16:37,357 --> 00:16:39,883
Can you put that in writing?
344
00:16:41,181 --> 00:16:43,227
I'll give you a few
minutes to discuss.
345
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,972
Okay. Don't worry.
346
00:16:49,974 --> 00:16:52,013
I'm not gonna transfer you anywhere.
347
00:16:52,015 --> 00:16:54,083
We're gonna work this out.
348
00:16:54,085 --> 00:16:58,031
I have no desire to work this out.
349
00:16:59,427 --> 00:17:00,943
You and I are through.
350
00:17:00,945 --> 00:17:03,448
Good-bye.
351
00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:05,493
Don't go.
352
00:17:09,805 --> 00:17:10,991
Excuse me?
353
00:17:10,993 --> 00:17:13,487
Don't go.
354
00:17:16,476 --> 00:17:19,939
I'm sorry.
Are you saying "oil can"?
355
00:17:22,050 --> 00:17:23,931
Don't...♪ go.
356
00:17:25,766 --> 00:17:26,608
Why?
357
00:17:27,948 --> 00:17:30,721
- Because I...
- Need...You.
358
00:17:34,005 --> 00:17:35,014
Really?
359
00:17:38,136 --> 00:17:38,611
Okay.
360
00:17:39,381 --> 00:17:40,826
I'll stay under one condition.
361
00:17:41,472 --> 00:17:44,030
I want you to thank me
for saving your life.
362
00:17:45,289 --> 00:17:47,000
Haven't I already thanked you?
363
00:17:48,882 --> 00:17:50,859
No. Actually,
you accused me of rape.
364
00:17:53,759 --> 00:17:56,319
Wow. You really hear
what you wanna hear.
365
00:17:59,209 --> 00:18:00,483
- Good-bye.
- Ah...
366
00:18:05,998 --> 00:18:06,667
Thank you.
367
00:18:09,899 --> 00:18:10,899
For what?
368
00:18:13,335 --> 00:18:15,561
Saving my life.
369
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:19,981
You're welcome, sir.
370
00:18:20,541 --> 00:18:22,340
Okay. That's done.
371
00:18:22,341 --> 00:18:24,128
Now, let me take you out
for a nice dinner,
372
00:18:24,129 --> 00:18:25,140
somewhere fancy.
373
00:18:25,978 --> 00:18:27,153
Is that really the reason?
374
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:28,677
You want to make it up to me?
375
00:18:30,066 --> 00:18:32,394
You want me to tell you now
or...When we get there?
376
00:18:41,764 --> 00:18:43,106
Okay, look, I, uh...
377
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:46,042
I haven't been completely
honest with you.
378
00:18:46,915 --> 00:18:49,456
There's something I need
to confess about the chair.
379
00:18:50,132 --> 00:18:51,176
Really?
And what is that?
380
00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:53,672
I just don't think it works.
381
00:18:54,012 --> 00:18:55,661
- Is that right?
- Yes.
382
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:57,957
Well, I can't say that I'm surprised.
383
00:18:58,599 --> 00:19:00,292
Hopefully, you learned
a little something.
384
00:19:01,159 --> 00:19:04,136
Oh, I did, and, uh,
I think I fixed the problem.
385
00:19:09,517 --> 00:19:10,566
What did you do?
386
00:19:12,823 --> 00:19:14,423
Well, when you moved it out here,
387
00:19:14,424 --> 00:19:15,714
I realized it didn't look right.
388
00:19:15,832 --> 00:19:16,731
It needed a friend.
389
00:19:17,149 --> 00:19:18,463
Plus, you said it's
growing on you, right?
390
00:19:19,847 --> 00:19:20,600
I did say that.
391
00:19:22,315 --> 00:19:24,174
Besides, I thought you'd get jealous
392
00:19:24,175 --> 00:19:25,621
staring at me in my chair.
393
00:19:27,016 --> 00:19:28,278
Same day delivery?
394
00:19:28,804 --> 00:19:29,810
That couldn't have been cheap.
395
00:19:30,148 --> 00:19:31,906
Oh, it was not!
396
00:19:33,534 --> 00:19:34,438
But it was worth it
397
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:36,120
just to see the look on your face.
398
00:19:51,145 --> 00:19:52,138
I knew Fort Sex
399
00:19:52,139 --> 00:19:53,097
would be awesome.
400
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,113
It's pretty hot in here.
401
00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:57,896
Yeah, it is.
402
00:19:58,724 --> 00:20:00,066
No. I mean I'm boiling.
403
00:20:00,412 --> 00:20:02,249
Oh. I'll open
the curtains.
404
00:20:05,007 --> 00:20:06,369
- No, I-I have to
get out of here.
405
00:20:09,622 --> 00:20:10,694
I can't.
The door's stuck!
406
00:20:10,695 --> 00:20:12,752
Okay, move... move over.
Just let me try.
407
00:20:12,787 --> 00:20:14,729
I can't!
We're in a box!
408
00:20:15,499 --> 00:20:18,133
I knew I should never have waived
the no girls allowed policy.
409
00:20:20,945 --> 00:20:21,955
Can you change the channel?
410
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:25,764
- What?
- Uhh!
411
00:20:31,924 --> 00:20:32,315
What?
412
00:20:32,580 --> 00:20:34,159
Can you please change the channel?
413
00:20:34,657 --> 00:20:36,085
Hold on.
I'm getting another call.
414
00:20:42,922 --> 00:20:43,573
Oh...
415
00:20:43,923 --> 00:20:45,453
Never was a Logan, was there?
416
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,504
- No...
- No, no, no!
417
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:59,831
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