Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,609 --> 00:00:04,087
Hey, your wife's here.
2
00:00:04,408 --> 00:00:05,991
Oh, ugh.
3
00:00:07,357 --> 00:00:09,341
There you are.
I've been calling you all morning.
4
00:00:09,792 --> 00:00:11,998
I know,
I saw it was you so I didn't answer.
5
00:00:14,351 --> 00:00:15,785
To get me here in the flesh?
6
00:00:15,910 --> 00:00:17,192
Très romantique.
7
00:00:17,317 --> 00:00:19,005
- Scooch over.
- No, no. Booth's full.
8
00:00:20,859 --> 00:00:22,217
Well, then I'll just have
to sit on your lap.
9
00:00:22,342 --> 00:00:24,774
Oh, gross.
10
00:00:24,940 --> 00:00:27,610
Oh, we're still
in the honeymoon phase, are we?
11
00:00:28,849 --> 00:00:31,077
Hey, Timmy, did you do
everything I told you to do?
12
00:00:31,202 --> 00:00:32,282
Yes, Mrs. Dunbar.
13
00:00:32,448 --> 00:00:34,413
I booked the cars,
reserved the rooms,
14
00:00:34,538 --> 00:00:36,744
and personally brought
all your cats to the kennel.
15
00:00:36,910 --> 00:00:38,117
Oh.
16
00:00:38,242 --> 00:00:41,249
FYI... be careful.
Tiffy needs her claws clipped.
17
00:00:41,415 --> 00:00:42,905
Yes, thank you.
18
00:00:43,030 --> 00:00:45,962
I appreciate the timeliness
of that information.
19
00:00:47,755 --> 00:00:49,295
Are you taking orders from Liz now?
20
00:00:49,420 --> 00:00:51,380
Yes, it's quite a bit more work,
21
00:00:51,505 --> 00:00:54,387
but on the bright side,
there's no additional pay.
22
00:00:54,553 --> 00:00:56,936
So everything's all set
for the weekend.
23
00:00:57,061 --> 00:01:00,227
Hey, I don't want to go
to Vermont to look at leaves.
24
00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:02,692
Leaf-watching in Vermont...
25
00:01:02,817 --> 00:01:04,898
Sounds fun, buddy.
26
00:01:07,154 --> 00:01:09,527
Well, don't laugh, Jeffrey.
You and Audrey are coming.
27
00:01:09,693 --> 00:01:10,693
Ha!
28
00:01:12,610 --> 00:01:13,990
Oh...
29
00:01:14,156 --> 00:01:16,205
Oh, and, Timmy, you're driving.
30
00:01:17,910 --> 00:01:19,454
Well, I've got to go.
31
00:01:19,620 --> 00:01:21,911
I promised I'd put in an hour
at the cat shelter.
32
00:01:22,036 --> 00:01:23,083
No, no, hey.
33
00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:26,252
Please do not bring another cat
home to my apartment.
34
00:01:26,418 --> 00:01:27,466
I won't.
35
00:01:27,591 --> 00:01:31,424
I'll bring one back to our apartment.
36
00:01:32,746 --> 00:01:33,789
Toodles.
37
00:01:33,914 --> 00:01:35,641
Oh, that'll be our cat's new name...
38
00:01:35,766 --> 00:01:36,767
Toodles!
39
00:01:40,138 --> 00:01:41,275
She's a nightmare.
40
00:01:42,139 --> 00:01:45,521
Damn it, that lady can name a cat.
41
00:01:45,687 --> 00:01:48,525
Sir, you must end this.
44
00:01:54,821 --> 00:01:57,312
Were you not just here?
45
00:01:57,437 --> 00:01:59,248
I'm trying.
I keep saying it.
46
00:01:59,373 --> 00:02:00,328
She doesn't listen.
47
00:02:00,494 --> 00:02:02,388
That's what divorce lawyers are for.
48
00:02:03,610 --> 00:02:05,788
If you need a referral,
just go to Audrey.
49
00:02:05,913 --> 00:02:08,128
She's been collecting
their business cards for years.
50
00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:10,659
Well, instead of watching football,
51
00:02:10,784 --> 00:02:12,545
I get to go to stupid Vermont, so...
52
00:02:12,670 --> 00:02:15,051
Thank your dumb wife.
53
00:02:15,217 --> 00:02:17,332
What kind of lame ass
wants to drive up
54
00:02:17,457 --> 00:02:18,884
three hours to look at leaves?
55
00:02:19,009 --> 00:02:20,302
Hey, hey.
56
00:02:20,427 --> 00:02:22,354
Liz just invited us
to go check out the leaves.
57
00:02:22,479 --> 00:02:24,382
This is gonna be epic.
58
00:02:25,519 --> 00:02:27,688
How do you figure?
59
00:02:27,854 --> 00:02:31,234
What, you guys aren't
into leaf-peeping?
60
00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,944
Nut up, bros.
61
00:02:34,074 --> 00:02:36,239
Nut up.
62
00:02:36,405 --> 00:02:42,658
Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
WEB-DL by <3 AWiNTER <3
63
00:03:03,415 --> 00:03:04,465
No running.
64
00:03:06,589 --> 00:03:09,480
No, don't worry, Mr. and Mrs. Dunbar.
65
00:03:09,605 --> 00:03:11,845
I've got it.
You're fine.
66
00:03:12,011 --> 00:03:14,805
Timmy, did you have
to drive so windy?
67
00:03:14,971 --> 00:03:19,269
In order to stay
on the windy road, yes.
68
00:03:19,435 --> 00:03:20,558
But believe you me,
69
00:03:20,683 --> 00:03:22,730
I would've been more than happy
to drive straight
70
00:03:22,896 --> 00:03:24,395
into the nearest tree.
71
00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,776
I would've voted for that.
72
00:03:26,942 --> 00:03:28,499
You shouldn't have agreed
to this weekend
73
00:03:28,624 --> 00:03:29,571
without asking me.
74
00:03:29,737 --> 00:03:31,406
I thought it was a no-brainer.
75
00:03:31,572 --> 00:03:32,570
Oh, so you didn't involve me
76
00:03:32,695 --> 00:03:35,373
because that would've added a brain.
77
00:03:35,498 --> 00:03:37,912
You know, I envy you guys.
78
00:03:38,078 --> 00:03:42,458
I mean, you've never leaf-peeped
with the a-man before.
79
00:03:42,624 --> 00:03:44,377
You're gonna remember this weekend.
80
00:03:44,543 --> 00:03:47,251
Not if this place has a bar.
81
00:03:47,376 --> 00:03:49,591
Well, I am looking forward
to this, Adam.
82
00:03:49,757 --> 00:03:50,938
I miss nature.
83
00:03:51,063 --> 00:03:52,690
There's nature in New York.
84
00:03:52,815 --> 00:03:55,643
Hm, yeah, if you think nature is
85
00:03:55,768 --> 00:03:59,600
watching a rat and a pigeon
fight over a condom.
86
00:04:00,183 --> 00:04:02,187
Well, who won?
87
00:04:05,243 --> 00:04:06,571
Welcome, folks.
88
00:04:06,696 --> 00:04:07,622
I'm Henry.
89
00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,207
I'm leading a group on a nature walk
90
00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:12,071
in about half an hour,
if anyone's interested.
91
00:04:12,237 --> 00:04:13,294
Oh, that sounds fantastic.
92
00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:15,658
Yeah, thanks, Hank,
but I think I got this one.
93
00:04:15,824 --> 00:04:20,121
Okay, let me know if there's
anything I can do for you.
94
00:04:20,287 --> 00:04:23,120
Pushy, huh?
All right.
95
00:04:23,245 --> 00:04:25,173
Drop the bags off and meet back here
96
00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:26,274
in 20 minutes.
97
00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:27,392
I'll brief you on the peeping plans,
98
00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:28,463
and I'll divvy up the gorp.
99
00:04:28,629 --> 00:04:30,645
All right?
100
00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,092
Hands in.
101
00:04:32,258 --> 00:04:35,053
Okay, I'm out.
102
00:04:35,219 --> 00:04:36,984
So what are you going to do instead?
103
00:04:37,109 --> 00:04:40,307
Well, I'm gonna go into town,
peep a movie.
104
00:04:40,473 --> 00:04:42,561
- I'll see a movie with you.
- What, really?
105
00:04:42,727 --> 00:04:45,410
- You're bailing on the hike?
- Yes.
106
00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,695
Hey, Aud, you want to come?
107
00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:50,234
Uh, no, no.
108
00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:51,982
I-I-I'm going with Adam.
109
00:04:52,107 --> 00:04:53,618
Yeah, you guys enjoy your movie.
110
00:04:53,743 --> 00:04:54,781
That's right.
That's right.
111
00:04:54,947 --> 00:04:59,457
More beautiful leaves for us to see.
112
00:04:59,582 --> 00:05:03,634
Actually, it doesn't change
the number of leaves, but...
113
00:05:05,457 --> 00:05:07,085
Yeah, well, I'm going
to take a rain check myself.
114
00:05:07,251 --> 00:05:10,134
The drive up here
was not kind to my tummy,
115
00:05:10,259 --> 00:05:13,425
thanks to Mr. toad's wild ride.
116
00:05:13,591 --> 00:05:16,173
Hmm, seems like an appropriate
way to thank someone
117
00:05:16,298 --> 00:05:18,722
for both driving and paying for gas.
118
00:05:18,888 --> 00:05:20,812
Oh, speaking of gas, Timmy.
119
00:05:20,937 --> 00:05:24,852
Be a lamb
and go get me some Imodium...
120
00:05:25,018 --> 00:05:27,502
- And something for the nausea.
- Mm-hmm.
121
00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:29,148
Hey, Liz, if you're out of commish,
122
00:05:29,314 --> 00:05:32,068
maybe I'll go hit that movie
with Jeff and Jen.
123
00:05:32,234 --> 00:05:34,125
No.
124
00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:35,960
I need you to come to the room
125
00:05:36,085 --> 00:05:40,201
and hold me while I lay down.
126
00:05:40,367 --> 00:05:42,328
Double down on that barf medicine,
127
00:05:42,494 --> 00:05:44,508
will you, Timmy?
128
00:05:52,503 --> 00:05:53,227
Hey.
129
00:05:53,352 --> 00:05:54,424
Oh, hey, hey.
130
00:05:54,590 --> 00:05:57,176
I-I'm just so glad someone
came with me.
131
00:05:57,342 --> 00:05:59,596
Oh, come on.
We don't need anybody else.
132
00:05:59,762 --> 00:06:01,319
Why don't you get
into your hiking gear,
133
00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,204
and we'll get going.
134
00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:06,908
Uh, this... this is my gear.
135
00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,610
Seriously, for a hike?
136
00:06:09,735 --> 00:06:13,114
Uh, I'm sorry,
did they change hiking,
137
00:06:13,239 --> 00:06:16,196
or is it still just walking outside?
138
00:06:16,362 --> 00:06:18,903
Audrey, the keys to a successful hike
139
00:06:19,028 --> 00:06:20,867
are multiple layers
and staying hydrated.
140
00:06:21,033 --> 00:06:22,160
Okay?
141
00:06:22,326 --> 00:06:25,499
Please tell me you have
a hydration system.
142
00:06:27,247 --> 00:06:28,095
Yeah, yeah.
143
00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:30,381
Not really much
of a system, now, is it?
144
00:06:30,506 --> 00:06:33,504
This is a system.
145
00:06:35,977 --> 00:06:38,272
Want to hit this?
146
00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:39,594
I don't.
147
00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:41,359
All right, then...
148
00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:44,935
Let's go crush some foliage.
149
00:06:48,060 --> 00:06:50,354
I wonder if I can still catch
that movie.
150
00:06:53,662 --> 00:06:54,989
Oh, hi.
151
00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:56,858
Would it be all right
if I use that computer?
152
00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:58,659
Oh, yes, of course.
153
00:06:58,784 --> 00:07:00,328
Mr. Bingham, right?
154
00:07:00,572 --> 00:07:03,493
Yeah, Jeff.
Nice to meet you.
155
00:07:03,659 --> 00:07:04,498
I'm Enid.
156
00:07:04,623 --> 00:07:06,901
I spoke with your wife,
Audrey, earlier.
157
00:07:07,026 --> 00:07:08,790
She's a lovely woman.
158
00:07:08,956 --> 00:07:11,001
She's all right.
159
00:07:11,167 --> 00:07:15,132
I'll just swipe you in
with my key card.
160
00:07:17,802 --> 00:07:20,135
Attached to the old antler there.
161
00:07:22,135 --> 00:07:24,468
Hey, do you know what the name
162
00:07:24,593 --> 00:07:26,849
of that movie theater was
we drove by on the way up here?
163
00:07:27,015 --> 00:07:28,322
The riviera.
164
00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:31,158
You know what it used to be?
165
00:07:31,283 --> 00:07:32,855
No.
166
00:07:35,023 --> 00:07:37,748
Riviera now playing...
167
00:07:37,873 --> 00:07:40,835
Huh.
Charlize Theron...
168
00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:44,855
Pictures of Charlize Theron...
169
00:07:44,980 --> 00:07:47,871
Ooh, I don't mean
to alarm you, Charlize,
170
00:07:48,037 --> 00:07:50,261
but it seems that your top fell off.
171
00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:52,162
Oh, my God, pop-ups.
172
00:07:52,287 --> 00:07:54,999
No porn, no porn.
173
00:07:55,124 --> 00:07:58,786
Ugh, I'm in a "pornado."
174
00:07:58,911 --> 00:08:02,123
Go away.
Go away.
175
00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:04,845
Frozen?
176
00:08:05,011 --> 00:08:06,264
Is everything okay?
177
00:08:06,430 --> 00:08:09,981
Yeah, it's all good.
178
00:08:10,106 --> 00:08:14,018
Do you know where the computer
part to this thing is,
179
00:08:14,143 --> 00:08:15,732
cause I'm done,
so I'd like to turn it off.
180
00:08:15,898 --> 00:08:17,692
Okay, the computer's here
under my desk.
181
00:08:17,858 --> 00:08:19,156
But we don't have to turn it off.
182
00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:20,958
I can just come over
and swipe you out.
183
00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:22,029
No, no, no, just stay.
184
00:08:22,195 --> 00:08:25,491
Sit. Stay.
185
00:08:31,543 --> 00:08:33,554
Sir?
186
00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,323
What are you doing here?
187
00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:37,462
I thought you were supposed
to be up in the room,
188
00:08:37,628 --> 00:08:39,381
cuddling the missus.
189
00:08:39,547 --> 00:08:42,259
Uh, I finished.
190
00:08:42,425 --> 00:08:45,177
What do you mean you...
191
00:08:45,343 --> 00:08:47,388
You had sex with her?
192
00:08:47,554 --> 00:08:49,854
What choice did I have?
193
00:08:49,979 --> 00:08:53,441
To not have sex with her.
194
00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:56,744
Ah, we're on vacation.
195
00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:57,912
Bravo, sir.
196
00:08:58,037 --> 00:09:00,247
Anyway, I found
Mrs. Dunbar's medications,
197
00:09:00,372 --> 00:09:02,416
although not before getting
some delightful comments
198
00:09:02,541 --> 00:09:06,420
about my ethnicity from a pickup
truck full of local teens.
199
00:09:06,545 --> 00:09:09,290
I'm telling you, I can't take
this Liz insanity anymore.
200
00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:10,411
You can't?
201
00:09:10,577 --> 00:09:14,295
She's making my life a living hell.
202
00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:18,169
I think we both know
what needs to be done.
203
00:09:23,511 --> 00:09:25,634
Sir, you're not suggesting
we kill Liz?
204
00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:28,025
Of course not, Timmy.
205
00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:30,473
We would never do that.
206
00:09:34,351 --> 00:09:35,644
Sir, we can't kill anyone.
207
00:09:35,810 --> 00:09:38,536
Nertz.
208
00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:40,654
Here, give this to your wife.
209
00:09:40,779 --> 00:09:43,611
If I go in there, she'll just
give me another foul task.
210
00:09:43,777 --> 00:09:47,948
No, no, no. It's your turn.
I just finished my foul task.
211
00:09:48,114 --> 00:09:50,414
You're married to a woman
you find so repellent,
212
00:09:50,539 --> 00:09:53,551
you won't even go
give her medication?
213
00:09:55,077 --> 00:09:59,006
Well, I did just give her an...
214
00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:02,126
Injection.
215
00:10:02,251 --> 00:10:03,728
Come on.
216
00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:05,980
Focus, sir.
217
00:10:06,216 --> 00:10:08,682
This marriage will not go away
unless you end it
218
00:10:08,807 --> 00:10:09,846
once and for all.
219
00:10:10,012 --> 00:10:11,352
Just march up there,
220
00:10:11,596 --> 00:10:14,434
dig deep, and summon
all the backbone you can.
221
00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:17,825
You make an excellent point, Tim.
222
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,355
Maybe it's time to...
223
00:10:19,521 --> 00:10:21,566
Is that a possum?
224
00:10:28,413 --> 00:10:30,838
Wow, it is so gorgeous out here.
225
00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:31,839
Uh-huh, keep pace.
226
00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:36,964
Ah, hydration break.
227
00:10:37,130 --> 00:10:39,258
Can't you walk and hydrate
at the same time?
228
00:10:39,424 --> 00:10:40,797
It's a recipe for cramps.
229
00:10:40,922 --> 00:10:44,435
Keep asking questions.
That's how you learn.
230
00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:45,819
- Mm.
- It's a recipe for cramps.
231
00:10:45,944 --> 00:10:48,188
Ah, you look so beautiful
up here, Audrey.
232
00:10:48,313 --> 00:10:51,692
Ah, even this little sapling
is getting into the spirit.
233
00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:54,648
It's saying, "I may not be big,
234
00:10:54,814 --> 00:10:56,317
but I can change colors, too."
235
00:10:56,483 --> 00:10:59,032
Oh, wait.
I don't think that's a sapling.
236
00:10:59,157 --> 00:11:00,284
W-w-what's that saying?
237
00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:02,336
If it has three leaves,
I don't think you're...
238
00:11:02,572 --> 00:11:05,089
Another teachable moment.
239
00:11:05,214 --> 00:11:08,175
Um, it's "leaves of three,
let it be."
240
00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:09,413
It refers to poison Ivy.
241
00:11:09,579 --> 00:11:11,628
Now, I'm pretty sure
this is a spruce,
242
00:11:11,753 --> 00:11:13,514
but the one thing
I can't quite figure out
243
00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:16,379
is why it's making my hands burn.
244
00:11:21,507 --> 00:11:24,768
Oh, my hands... my hands
are burning like crazy.
245
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,921
I can't believe I touched poison Ivy.
246
00:11:27,046 --> 00:11:28,789
I can't believe
you punched it afterwards.
247
00:11:28,914 --> 00:11:31,592
Let's just head back to
the lodge and get you treated.
248
00:11:31,717 --> 00:11:33,260
We're nowhere near the lodge.
249
00:11:33,385 --> 00:11:34,995
You're the one who wanted
to take the long loop.
250
00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,464
Okay, little confession.
251
00:11:39,168 --> 00:11:40,601
There is no long loop.
252
00:11:40,726 --> 00:11:44,305
For the last half hour,
we've been totally lost.
253
00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:46,223
Super.
254
00:11:46,348 --> 00:11:47,641
Well, let's head this direction,
255
00:11:47,766 --> 00:11:51,178
and don't touch anything else,
or it'll spread.
256
00:11:51,303 --> 00:11:52,224
Uh-oh.
257
00:11:52,390 --> 00:11:54,481
What?
258
00:11:54,606 --> 00:11:55,727
I have to pee.
259
00:11:55,893 --> 00:11:57,812
You're kidding.
260
00:11:57,978 --> 00:11:59,814
Can you help me?
261
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:00,941
How?
262
00:12:01,107 --> 00:12:03,123
You know...
263
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:04,986
- Take it out.
- Oh...
264
00:12:05,367 --> 00:12:06,910
No, I'm not going to take it out!
265
00:12:07,196 --> 00:12:09,246
Well, I can't touch it, or
I'll get poison Ivy down there.
266
00:12:09,371 --> 00:12:10,950
And then... then Jen will get it.
267
00:12:11,116 --> 00:12:13,745
Why would Jen be touching it
if you have poison Ivy?
268
00:12:13,911 --> 00:12:16,957
She gets pretty horny.
269
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,671
Hey.
Ready to go to the movie?
270
00:12:23,837 --> 00:12:26,970
I can't.
I ran into a little...
271
00:12:28,973 --> 00:12:29,886
Little problem.
272
00:12:30,052 --> 00:12:33,854
Oh, my God.
Seriously, here?
273
00:12:33,979 --> 00:12:37,474
It just popped up, and, uh...
274
00:12:37,599 --> 00:12:39,562
And now it's frozen.
275
00:12:39,728 --> 00:12:40,981
- Shut if off, and let's go.
- I can't.
276
00:12:41,147 --> 00:12:43,330
The computer's underneath
that sweet old lady's desk.
277
00:12:43,455 --> 00:12:46,027
If I leave, she's going
to know I did it.
278
00:12:46,193 --> 00:12:47,487
What are you going to do?
279
00:12:47,653 --> 00:12:49,203
Hey, if you get her out of the room,
280
00:12:49,328 --> 00:12:50,573
I can go turn this off.
281
00:12:50,739 --> 00:12:51,949
How am I supposed to get her out?
282
00:12:52,115 --> 00:12:55,743
Tell her cocoon is playing
at the riviera.
283
00:12:55,868 --> 00:12:58,429
Fine.
284
00:12:58,554 --> 00:13:00,000
Hi.
285
00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:02,549
So I was wondering if perhaps
there is a story
286
00:13:02,674 --> 00:13:04,385
behind that rocking chair
on the porch.
287
00:13:04,670 --> 00:13:08,389
Why, yes, there is.
It's fascinating.
288
00:13:08,514 --> 00:13:10,090
Come on, I'll tell you.
289
00:13:10,215 --> 00:13:11,887
Great.
290
00:13:15,931 --> 00:13:17,514
Okay, girls,
now we can go on the computer
291
00:13:17,639 --> 00:13:19,603
and look up all the birds we saw.
292
00:13:19,769 --> 00:13:20,901
Still using it!
Sorry.
293
00:13:21,026 --> 00:13:22,086
I'm sorry.
294
00:13:22,211 --> 00:13:24,254
Well, that's okay.
We'll just wait.
295
00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:25,489
Man.
296
00:13:25,614 --> 00:13:28,987
Just working on some
high-end business stuff, so...
297
00:13:29,153 --> 00:13:31,178
- Probably going to be a while.
- Oh, that's fine.
298
00:13:31,303 --> 00:13:34,659
They need to learn patience.
299
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:40,957
Let's hope that's all they learn.
300
00:13:43,131 --> 00:13:46,477
Oh, good.
You got my medicine.
301
00:13:46,602 --> 00:13:47,921
Hey,
302
00:13:48,087 --> 00:13:49,632
have you seen Russell?
303
00:13:49,798 --> 00:13:51,732
After we made love, I fell asleep.
304
00:13:51,857 --> 00:13:53,300
And then when I woke up, he was gone,
305
00:13:53,425 --> 00:13:57,855
so I thought maybe he was out
bragging about his conquest.
306
00:13:57,980 --> 00:14:00,018
I don't know.
I have to go.
307
00:14:00,184 --> 00:14:01,436
Oh.
308
00:14:01,602 --> 00:14:03,444
Can you do me a favor?
309
00:14:03,569 --> 00:14:06,191
I have a lot of dead skin on my back.
310
00:14:06,357 --> 00:14:09,277
Could you be a lamb
and just slough it off for me?
311
00:14:11,709 --> 00:14:15,073
Is that a possum?
312
00:14:15,239 --> 00:14:17,702
Oh, wait, Timmy.
313
00:14:17,868 --> 00:14:19,743
Before you go,
can I ask you something...
314
00:14:19,868 --> 00:14:22,096
Something that might be
uncomfortable?
315
00:14:22,373 --> 00:14:26,183
I think you just proved
that you could.
316
00:14:26,308 --> 00:14:28,335
I don't think that Russell
317
00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:31,105
is as into this marriage as I am.
318
00:14:31,230 --> 00:14:33,557
Does he ever talk about it?
319
00:14:33,682 --> 00:14:36,221
It comes up.
320
00:14:38,019 --> 00:14:39,936
I mean, when I hear him say
things like,
321
00:14:40,224 --> 00:14:44,284
"I want a divorce,"
and, "you disgust me"...
322
00:14:44,409 --> 00:14:46,853
I don't know...
I start to feel like...
323
00:14:46,978 --> 00:14:50,040
Maybe something's wrong.
324
00:14:50,165 --> 00:14:52,476
Well, um...
325
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:54,322
You two did rush into it.
326
00:14:54,488 --> 00:14:56,330
I know.
327
00:14:56,615 --> 00:14:57,864
I guess I was just so in love
328
00:14:57,989 --> 00:14:59,827
with the idea of having a husband,
329
00:14:59,993 --> 00:15:01,919
I didn't spend the time
to find someone
330
00:15:02,044 --> 00:15:03,887
that wanted to be with me.
331
00:15:04,012 --> 00:15:05,556
Hmm.
332
00:15:05,681 --> 00:15:08,008
Perhaps it's time to admit
that this was a mistake
333
00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:10,344
and move on.
334
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:15,427
I don't know if I could stand
being alone again.
335
00:15:15,593 --> 00:15:18,936
I could.
336
00:15:19,061 --> 00:15:21,221
Look, um...
337
00:15:21,346 --> 00:15:22,906
I'm sure
there's another man out there
338
00:15:23,031 --> 00:15:24,602
who'd be more...
339
00:15:24,768 --> 00:15:27,778
Appreciative of your...
340
00:15:27,903 --> 00:15:30,233
Particular charms.
341
00:15:36,905 --> 00:15:38,658
Go on.
342
00:15:40,381 --> 00:15:43,126
I'm just saying I hate having
to see you settle
343
00:15:43,251 --> 00:15:46,079
for someone who isn't quite
right for you.
344
00:15:46,204 --> 00:15:48,334
I understand.
345
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,683
Good.
346
00:15:49,808 --> 00:15:52,295
I'm glad, because
I genuinely do believe that...
347
00:16:00,685 --> 00:16:02,890
No, no.
That's not what I meant.
348
00:16:04,355 --> 00:16:08,436
Well, don't play coy now,
my little cocoa stallion.
349
00:16:12,196 --> 00:16:15,242
Ah, I can't believe
I'm in this mess with Liz.
350
00:16:15,367 --> 00:16:17,044
I can't believe
I let her drag me up here
351
00:16:17,169 --> 00:16:19,296
to crappy Vermont
to look at dumb leaves
352
00:16:19,421 --> 00:16:21,381
on stupid trees.
353
00:16:21,506 --> 00:16:22,966
Oh, yeah.
Everyone's looking at you now
354
00:16:23,091 --> 00:16:25,085
'cause you're so pretty.
355
00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:28,094
You're just going to fall off
the tree and die on the ground.
356
00:16:30,749 --> 00:16:32,086
Hey, wait a minute.
357
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:33,894
Am I going to end up alone...
358
00:16:34,019 --> 00:16:35,929
Like a dead leaf?
359
00:16:36,054 --> 00:16:39,900
I mean, they're only alive when
they're connected to the tree.
360
00:16:40,025 --> 00:16:43,303
Is Liz my tree?
361
00:16:43,428 --> 00:16:46,780
This kind of feels like her back.
362
00:16:49,644 --> 00:16:51,995
Maybe there's a reason I haven't
gotten out of this yet.
363
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,331
Maybe I just need
to give this a real shot.
364
00:16:54,608 --> 00:16:59,002
Maybe it's time to finally grow up.
365
00:16:59,127 --> 00:17:01,455
Oh, my God,
those squirrels are doing it!
366
00:17:03,215 --> 00:17:05,915
Hey, everybody!
367
00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:13,628
And that's the story
of how we got our rocking chair.
368
00:17:16,394 --> 00:17:19,425
Ebay, huh?
369
00:17:19,591 --> 00:17:21,758
I did not see that coming.
370
00:17:21,883 --> 00:17:23,110
What the hell is going on?
371
00:17:23,235 --> 00:17:27,731
I was going to turn it off,
but then they came in.
372
00:17:27,856 --> 00:17:30,033
Listen, as fun as this is to watch,
373
00:17:30,158 --> 00:17:32,147
- I'm going to go see the movie.
- Wait.
374
00:17:32,313 --> 00:17:34,204
I got a new plan.
375
00:17:34,329 --> 00:17:36,735
But I'm going to need your help.
376
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,210
Sit down and pretend to type.
377
00:17:40,335 --> 00:17:43,032
- What are you going to do?
- I can't explain.
378
00:17:43,198 --> 00:17:46,289
But trust me, this is going to work.
379
00:17:50,928 --> 00:17:53,323
You know, I don't think
it was your turn.
380
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,592
These girls have been waiting
a long time.
381
00:17:55,878 --> 00:17:58,095
Oh, no, I'm just using
until my friend comes back.
382
00:17:58,380 --> 00:18:01,342
I don't think he's coming back.
383
00:18:16,203 --> 00:18:19,065
Oh, thank God we found the trail.
384
00:18:19,190 --> 00:18:20,900
Okay, sign says
the lodge is this way.
385
00:18:21,025 --> 00:18:22,613
Okay, okay.
386
00:18:22,779 --> 00:18:24,407
Look, I'm not gonna make it.
You got to help me.
387
00:18:24,573 --> 00:18:25,505
I'm not taking it out.
388
00:18:25,630 --> 00:18:27,159
Just pull my pants down.
389
00:18:27,325 --> 00:18:28,625
Absolutely not.
390
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:31,080
Just wrap your shirt around
your hands and do it yourself.
391
00:18:31,246 --> 00:18:32,874
I can't. I can't. I wiped
my hands all over my shirt.
392
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:35,417
There's poison Ivy all over it.
393
00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:37,377
- Hey. Let me use your shirt.
- Oh, no way.
394
00:18:37,543 --> 00:18:40,673
Please, Audrey, I'm going to explode!
395
00:18:40,839 --> 00:18:42,189
Jeez, I can't believe this.
396
00:18:42,314 --> 00:18:44,597
Fine.
397
00:18:46,049 --> 00:18:47,060
What are you doing?
398
00:18:47,185 --> 00:18:50,063
Still got to hydrate.
399
00:18:50,188 --> 00:18:52,350
You're a married woman.
400
00:18:52,516 --> 00:18:54,818
Oh, we both know
my marriage is a sham.
401
00:18:55,104 --> 00:18:57,554
Still, still,
we absolutely cannot do this.
402
00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,773
Come on, we're not going
to make love now.
403
00:18:59,898 --> 00:19:03,571
Kitty just wants to
bat the ball around a little.
404
00:19:05,569 --> 00:19:06,907
Liz.
405
00:19:07,073 --> 00:19:08,743
I've been doing some thinking.
406
00:19:08,909 --> 00:19:12,002
I know I haven't been fully
committed to this marriage.
407
00:19:12,127 --> 00:19:13,998
But I want to make a fresh start.
408
00:19:14,164 --> 00:19:15,333
You do?
409
00:19:15,499 --> 00:19:18,461
I want you to be the tree
to my clinging leaf.
410
00:19:18,627 --> 00:19:21,256
- Oh, you got it, Buster.
- Come here.
411
00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:27,734
God.
412
00:19:27,859 --> 00:19:30,472
- How's it going over there?
- It's not.
413
00:19:30,638 --> 00:19:33,824
My hands are swollen,
and I can't do the zipper.
414
00:19:33,949 --> 00:19:35,308
Help me.
415
00:19:35,433 --> 00:19:36,910
Help me!
416
00:19:37,035 --> 00:19:38,439
Oh, God.
417
00:19:38,605 --> 00:19:40,363
Worst hike ever.
418
00:19:40,649 --> 00:19:44,153
Every time I'm out here,
I'm in awe of the beauty I see.
419
00:19:44,319 --> 00:19:45,655
Okay, get them down.
420
00:19:45,821 --> 00:19:48,277
Get them down.
Look, I can't wait anymore.
421
00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:53,913
Hi, Hank.
422
00:19:54,079 --> 00:19:57,180
How's the peeping going?
423
00:19:57,305 --> 00:19:59,169
All right, everyone,
continuing up the trail...
424
00:19:59,335 --> 00:20:01,341
No, no, I can't help you.
425
00:20:33,034 --> 00:20:34,578
- Timmy!
- Come on, seriously!
426
00:20:35,002 --> 00:20:36,752
Sorry.
427
00:20:38,205 --> 00:20:44,878
Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
WEB-DL by <3 AWiNTER <3
29999
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
