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- Hey, I just got the...
- Hey.
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Why are you drinking beer
at 10:00 in the morning?
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Uh, we are out of orange juice.
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No, we're not.
It's right behind the...
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Beer.
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I like beer.
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Anyway, I just got
the estimate from our painter.
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Oh, wow.
How much would it cost
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if we used paint
instead of liquid gold?
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He said it'll be done
by Saturday.
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But to avoid inhaling
all the paint fumes,
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he suggested
we stay in a hotel.
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Hotel?
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How bad can the fumes be?
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Bad enough
to cause brain damage.
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How much brain damage?
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Here I thought we could have
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a nice, romantic night away.
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Really?
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"Birthday" stuff?
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Mm, maybe.
If it's a nice hotel.
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- Oh, you mean...
- Yes, Jeff.
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I want a bathroom
right in the room.
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Howdy, neighbors.
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Hey, Liz.
What's up?
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I have a bit
of an announcement.
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I've come to the conclusion
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that I don't need men
to have a good time.
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Men agree.
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Now, I'll admit,
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I did enjoy
that little rabbit Russell
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thumping away on top of me.
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But we all know he's a cad.
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So I've decided
to become an empowered woman.
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Oh. What does
today's empowered woman do?
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Oh, all sorts of things.
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Have you ever examined yourself
with a hand mirror?
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Oh, say,
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can you guys watch my cats
this weekend?
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Especially Marty.
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He'll need his eye sopped.
It's gotten all milky again.
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Well, look, we can't.
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We're going away
to a nice hotel.
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- Yeah.
- Private bath...
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Oh, sexy.
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I look forward to the stories.
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Err on the side
of way too graphic.
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Okay, here's
the key to our place.
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The painter will be
finished on Saturday,
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so we need you to
go in on Sunday
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and close all the windows.
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No problemo.
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Don't touch any of my stuff.
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- Ah, hey, losers.
- Hey.
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Whoa.
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Time has not been kind
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to Dennis the menace.
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Dennis the menace--
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precocious rascal,
adored the world over.
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I'll take it.
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The big news is,
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I booked myself
on a cruise this weekend,
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and I'm told the passengers
are almost all ladies.
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Anyway, I'd say
the chances of me dropping
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ye old anchor this weekend
are pretty high.
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And by "anchor," I do mean...
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Yeah, we know what you mean.
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Uh, penis?
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Yeah, we just gave this guy
a key to our apartment.
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Wait, you're gonna be
on that cruise all weekend?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Well, this is perfect.
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Not for the women on the ship
who aren't strong swimmers.
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No, he's not gonna be
in his new apartment,
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so we could stay there?
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That's fine by me.
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Just don't get any
of your marriage cobwebs
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on my furniture.
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Well, what do you say, Aud?
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It'd save us a chunk of change.
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Yeah. Sleeping
at Russell's?
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Sure. Yeah.
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We were just talking about
how it doesn't burn enough
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when we pee.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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Russell Dunbar's office.
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Ahoy there, Timmy!
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This is your
cruise director Russell
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aboard the s. S. Intercourse.
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Ah, the rare single entendre.
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Yeah, this is
actually the perfect spot.
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I'll be the first man
the chicks see
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when they come onboard.
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Oh, I just hope
there won't be a stampede
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at the refund desk.
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I already checked.
There's no refunds.
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Ooh, here they come.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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Timmy, what's going on?
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These chicks,
they're not young.
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Actually, none of them.
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Timmy, why is this happening?
Oh, I don't know, sir.
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Sometimes bad things happen
to horrible people.
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Can you get online
and look up this cruise?
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It's supposed to be filled
with red-hot ladies.
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Oh, this is brilliant!
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What you thought
were red-hot ladies
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are in fact a group of women
known as the "red hat ladies."
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- What's that?
- Well...
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It says here that
the red hat society gals--
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and I'm quoting
when I say "gals"--
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are a group
of fun, frisky women over 50.
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I'm sorry? Over 50?
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Oh, my God. I'm knee-deep
in granny cranny?
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Oh, sir, I had no plans
for the weekend,
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but now with
the amount of laughing
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I'll be doing at your expense,
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I find myself overbooked.
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It's best I get started.
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Fix this. Get me out of here,
all right? Asap.
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Oh. Oh, no.
Oh, no.
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Timmy, get me out of--
Timmy!
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Timmy, call the coast guard!
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Timmy!
Timmy, save me!
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Wow, look at this place.
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Wow!
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Oh!
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Have you ever seen
a more spectacular view?
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I haven't.
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I know we make fun of Russell,
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but I gotta say,
this place is pretty classy.
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Oh, I may have spoken too soon.
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Well, we can judge him,
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or...
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We can share love,
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and we can make love.
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Say, how about champagne?
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Ooh, did you bring any?
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No, but there's
a bottle coming up
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and out of that table
right now.
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Oh. Yeah.
Thank you, ladies!
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That's great.
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- Hello?
- Hey.
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These red hat loonies
are coming for me, Tim.
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Well, put on your arm floaties
and swim for it.
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I guess I'll just
hunker down in my cabin
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and try to ignore
the sounds of breasts
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dragging down the corridor.
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Sir, how old are these women?
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I don't know--
40? 90?
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Let's be honest.
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After 28, it's all the same.
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I only asked
because it seems as though
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they're only just a few years
older than you are, sir.
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Oh, ba-ba-ba--
Timmy, Timmy.
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You're breaking up.
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Ship's going through a tunnel.
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Ugh.
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Oh, please allow me.
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Nicely blown.
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I get that a lot.
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I'm Sylvia.
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Uh, Russell.
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Hmm. Care to dance,
Russell?
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Oh, no, thank you.
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I'm not much
of a dancer, per se.
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Ohh...
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Although this is my jam.
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Ooh-wah! Ooh-wah!
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Come on, get you some!
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Yeah! Don't be shy.
Get some of this.
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Mm! Mm!
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- Whoo!
- Okay, gals!
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Do the dolphin!
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Whoo! Whoo!
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Whoo! Whoo!
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Ah, the Binghams.
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Join me for breakfast?
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Why don't I sit here
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so you can sit
across from your lovely--
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gee, I'm just wondering why...
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- Don't want to look at him.
- Fine by me.
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Hmm.
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Well, then...
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Elbows in
when the eggs arrive, yes?
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We had a fight
at Russell's last night,
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and, of course,
Jeff refused to apologize.
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- I did apologize.
- You did not.
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I did too.
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I'm sorry.
I don't mean to be rude,
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but I couldn't help
but overhear.
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But we could always
look at the videotape.
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What videotape?
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As one might expect
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from a perv
like Mr. dunbar...
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His apartment is rigged
with the latest
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in video surveillance
equipment.
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Oh, that's disgusting!
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And doesn't he have to tell us
if we're being taped?
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Only if he
releases it publicly.
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In his employ, I've become
somewhat of a scholar
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on this dark,
dank corner of the law.
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I'm glad that it's recorded.
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Now we can settle this thing.
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Yes, we can.
Let's go to Russell's.
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- Let's.
- Fine.
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I don't know why
Audrey asked you to go with me.
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I know how to open the windows.
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You're supposed to close them.
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- I'm so glad you came.
- Mm.
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Oh, we've never been in here
without them.
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It's kind of weird.
I know.
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Hey.
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You know what we should do?
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I think I'm thinking
what you're thinking.
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Yeah.
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Let's go eat
some of their cereal.
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Uh, I, uh...
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I had a slightly
different thought.
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But after this,
I'm gonna crush some cereal.
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Very funny, Sylvia.
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Two husbands in the ground,
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and you still know
how to laugh.
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Okay, I've pulled up
the footage from yesterday.
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There we are.
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Ew! That's what
we look like kissing?
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I like my moves.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Did you remember
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to turn off the coffee maker?
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And there it is.
Audrey derails the sex train.
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I don't know.
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Now I'm gonna be distracted.
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You know what?
I just remembered.
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I did.
I did turn it off.
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He so didn't turn it off.
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You just said whatever it took
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to get me on my back.
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So the coffee pot is on.
What's the worst that happens?
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We get home,
and there's coffee?
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That's not the point.
The point is you lied
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just to get what you want.
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You're the one that always
has to make a big deal
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out of nothing.
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You can't just let go
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and have a good time.
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Am I right, Timmy?
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I'm really just here
to work the remote.
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Well, you wanna know
what his problem is?
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It's not difficult.
Play, pause, so forth.
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He never cares at all
about things that matter to me.
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Everything he says
is just designed to...
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Get you on your back.
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So you said, and I remember.
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Um...
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Let's try to focus
on the apology.
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That's what gets us all home.
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Little later.
Fast forward.
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You look like angry puppets.
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"I'm mad at you."
"I'm mad at you."
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Just let it play then, shall I?
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You know I need my mind at ease
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00:13:22,431 --> 00:13:23,900
in order to get in the mood,
263
00:13:23,901 --> 00:13:26,400
especially for birthday stuff.
264
00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:28,109
Birthday--
265
00:13:28,110 --> 00:13:30,570
- let's just say
I give him a cake.
266
00:13:30,580 --> 00:13:32,339
Go ahead.
267
00:13:33,710 --> 00:13:35,109
Sorry.
268
00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:36,610
I did apologize.
269
00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:38,079
Thank you, video.
270
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,849
That is not a real apology.
271
00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:41,919
You did not mean that at all.
272
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,290
I did too.
What do you think, Timmy?
273
00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:44,290
Yeah, what do you think?
274
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:45,359
Oh, good.
275
00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:48,529
There's no way
this ends poorly for me.
276
00:13:48,530 --> 00:13:50,290
Sorry.
277
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:54,780
Sorry.
278
00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:58,769
Certainly the monotone
suggests a lack of conviction
279
00:13:58,770 --> 00:14:00,469
or even mild interest.
280
00:14:00,470 --> 00:14:02,169
Thank you.
281
00:14:02,170 --> 00:14:03,609
That being said,
282
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,839
given what we know
of Mr. Bingham's limitations
283
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,279
in voice modulation,
284
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,849
I found the apology
to be quite earnest.
285
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:12,219
See?
286
00:14:12,220 --> 00:14:13,519
I'm a great guy.
287
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,669
Uh, that's not what I said.
288
00:14:16,670 --> 00:14:19,160
I...
Nothing.
289
00:14:19,990 --> 00:14:22,090
Hey, wait, roll that back.
290
00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:28,429
You know, we wouldn't have
to keep going through this
291
00:14:28,430 --> 00:14:31,840
if just for once you would...
292
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:41,609
The video giveth...
293
00:14:41,610 --> 00:14:43,450
The video taketh away.
294
00:14:45,980 --> 00:14:48,389
Okay, look, pearl...
295
00:14:48,390 --> 00:14:51,119
You've been divorced two years.
296
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,870
We all know
that Bernie's gonna do
297
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,990
what Bernie's gonna do.
298
00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:58,329
I'm more concerned with pearl.
299
00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:00,199
Okay, everyone!
300
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,069
Let's see those
statement necklaces!
301
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:08,239
Ohh...
302
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,479
Mm-hmm, that's right.
Nailed it.
303
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:14,309
Huh? Huh?
304
00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:15,950
How do you think
it feels to know
305
00:15:15,951 --> 00:15:19,480
every time I turn my back
my husband is mocking me?
306
00:15:19,490 --> 00:15:23,050
A little better than
if I were to do it to your face.
307
00:15:26,990 --> 00:15:29,529
Maybe that wasn't
the best apology.
308
00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:30,829
But look...
309
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,799
At least I don't do that.
310
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,100
Every time
we get in an argument,
311
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,549
she walks out the room.
312
00:15:35,550 --> 00:15:37,830
I was hurt, Jeff.
313
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:40,969
Excuse me for not wanting you
to see me vulnerable.
314
00:15:40,970 --> 00:15:42,720
Actually, Mrs. Bingham.
315
00:15:42,730 --> 00:15:45,080
It may help him understand
if he sees you like that.
316
00:15:45,081 --> 00:15:46,890
I'll switch to the kitchen cam.
317
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:48,979
There's a kit--
kitchen cam?
318
00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:50,880
Mm-hmm.
319
00:15:56,950 --> 00:15:59,489
Whoa.
320
00:15:59,490 --> 00:16:01,990
Angry birds, indeed.
321
00:16:07,330 --> 00:16:09,569
What the...
322
00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:11,999
Adam, I think
we have a problem!
323
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,369
I know.
324
00:16:13,370 --> 00:16:15,139
This cereal is expired.
325
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,009
Is it from this morning,
326
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,340
or do I have until midnight?
327
00:16:18,341 --> 00:16:20,579
No. I have paint
all over my back.
328
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,009
Oh, my God.
329
00:16:22,010 --> 00:16:23,750
It must be from the door.
330
00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:27,049
Well...
It's not too bad.
331
00:16:27,050 --> 00:16:28,049
No.
332
00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:29,100
No. I can just get a brush
333
00:16:29,101 --> 00:16:30,419
and smooth it over.
334
00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:32,989
I think we're okay.
Is that the only spot?
335
00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:34,459
Where else did we do it?
336
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:36,059
Let me see.
337
00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:38,499
Okay, we started here, right,
338
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:41,060
and then we took it over here.
339
00:16:41,070 --> 00:16:44,939
We brought it to...
340
00:16:44,940 --> 00:16:46,450
Uh-oh.
341
00:16:48,570 --> 00:16:52,009
- Is that...
- Yup.
342
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:54,010
That's your butt.
343
00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:58,819
So then the first cowboy says,
344
00:16:58,820 --> 00:17:03,300
"no, no, no,
I said 'posse.'"
345
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:09,159
What's the matter, Russell?
346
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:10,310
Don't you get it?
347
00:17:10,311 --> 00:17:12,960
You see, "posse" sounds like...
348
00:17:12,970 --> 00:17:14,700
No, no, no.
I know, I know, I know.
349
00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:19,500
It's very clever.
That's a good one.
350
00:17:19,510 --> 00:17:21,139
Are you having any fun?
351
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:24,109
Well, not the kind of fun
I was hoping to have.
352
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:25,539
Mm-hmm.
353
00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:27,659
And don't get me wrong.
You guys are great.
354
00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:28,949
I mean, pearl,
355
00:17:28,950 --> 00:17:31,700
if you were 100 years younger,
I mean, who knows.
356
00:17:34,490 --> 00:17:38,019
But aren't there any
young chicks on this raft?
357
00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:40,089
Oh, yes. Younger.
358
00:17:40,090 --> 00:17:41,829
- Younger?
- Mm-hmm.
359
00:17:41,830 --> 00:17:43,990
Yeah! We got
a couple gals in our group.
360
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,300
See, if they're under 50,
they wear pink hats.
361
00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:49,469
Pink hats.
362
00:17:49,470 --> 00:17:51,840
Well, okay.
363
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,670
Pink hats...
364
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:58,010
Gonna use this, pearl,
real quick.
365
00:17:59,390 --> 00:18:00,979
A-ha!
366
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,530
Okay! Excuse me
one second.
367
00:18:07,290 --> 00:18:10,090
Well, hello there,
youngish lady.
368
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:21,260
Well, hello, Russell.
369
00:18:22,070 --> 00:18:23,869
Oh, for...
370
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,340
Sake!
371
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,809
Well, maybe
I'll just leave then.
372
00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:36,109
Oh, yeah, thanks a lot.
373
00:18:36,110 --> 00:18:37,910
What?
374
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,949
Your little video idea
just made things worse.
375
00:18:39,950 --> 00:18:42,449
Look, let's not shift
the blame to me.
376
00:18:42,450 --> 00:18:44,150
Clearly you both have
377
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,120
some deep-seated resentments
toward each other.
378
00:18:46,121 --> 00:18:48,530
- Yeah, we're married.
- And I could've done better.
379
00:18:48,531 --> 00:18:49,759
Go on.
380
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:52,099
Anyway,
there's work to be done.
381
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:54,329
If you truly want
your relationship to grow,
382
00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:56,630
then you're going to need
to communicate better.
383
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,600
So I suggest getting out
those emotional shovels
384
00:18:59,610 --> 00:19:01,290
and digging until
you uncover everything
385
00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:03,439
that needs to be said.
386
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:06,280
I'll leave you to it.
387
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,509
Wow.
388
00:19:09,510 --> 00:19:11,250
He really laid it out there,
didn't he?
389
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,549
Yeah, I guess so.
390
00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:15,790
Quite a bit to think about.
391
00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:21,489
Sounds like
a lot of work, doesn't it?
392
00:19:21,490 --> 00:19:24,779
A lot. Plus it's Timmy,
for crying out loud!
393
00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:26,360
What does he know?
394
00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:28,030
We've been married
for 16 years.
395
00:19:28,031 --> 00:19:29,730
I think we kind of know
what we're doing.
396
00:19:29,740 --> 00:19:33,900
"I suggest you get out
your emotional shovels."
397
00:19:33,910 --> 00:19:36,069
Shovel this, pal.
398
00:19:36,070 --> 00:19:39,740
Idiot.
399
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:43,080
I really must stop
trying to help people.
400
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,580
Okay, thank you.
Thanks.
401
00:19:46,590 --> 00:19:48,620
So the upholstery place
said they can fix it by tonight,
402
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,850
but we have to
get it there right now.
403
00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:52,359
But the cushions are sewn in.
404
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,390
We'd have to bring
the whole chair, and it's big.
405
00:19:54,391 --> 00:19:57,630
Hey, they got it in,
we can get it out.
406
00:20:00,030 --> 00:20:02,299
How'd they get it in?
407
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:03,869
I don't know,
408
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,799
but we've gotta do something.
409
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,039
Okay, okay, let me
just think for a second.
410
00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:13,660
"Sweep your chimney for you,
governor?"
411
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,779
Okay, how about this?
412
00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:19,419
We put the chair back
413
00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:21,250
and then cover the paint
with a sharpie.
414
00:20:21,251 --> 00:20:22,700
I mean, the way Jeff drinks,
415
00:20:22,701 --> 00:20:24,819
he'll never know
the difference.
416
00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:28,290
Oh, hey, guys.
417
00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:30,959
Oh, I closed your windows,
418
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,830
just like you asked.
419
00:20:50,410 --> 00:20:53,980
Oh, it's
so beautifully designed.
420
00:20:53,990 --> 00:20:56,819
And the way
the light flickers off it...
421
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:59,059
I just hope
I can do it justice.
422
00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:02,829
Yeah, try to do a good job
on the necklace too.
423
00:21:02,830 --> 00:21:07,730
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