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Why are you dressed like that?
Aren't you going to work?
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No, i'm not.
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It's jeff day...
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A day for me to stay home and
enjoy the peace and quiet
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Without the constant yammering of my wife...
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Duchess von yammer-steen.
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What do you say when I'm not here?
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What do you want?
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I called you a duchess.
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Yeah, I'm flattered.
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I wake up to you.
I go to work with people.
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I come home to you.
It's a lot of human contact.
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You're gonna be such a great dad.
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So why are you all dressed up?
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For jeff day?
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No. I start my new job today.
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We talked about it for an
hour last night at dinner,
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While you two were arguing
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Over the best way to eat spaghetti.
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Classic twirl on the spoon.
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No, cutting it up is easier.
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- If you're six.
- Oh, my god!
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So what's the new job?
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Okay, once again...
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I'm running the office for a new website.
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They review video games
and expose shortcuts.
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They just got a bunch of money
from a venture capital--
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Wrap it up. You're losing him.
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Yeah, well...
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The exciting part is that
I'm in on the ground floor.
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So if it becomes huge, I'll be on top.
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Hey, congratulations.
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I heard audrey's gonna
be on top when it's huge.
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That's terrific.
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You know what?
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I don't need this abuse, not today.
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Oh, right, I almost forgot!
It's a big day.
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Thank you--
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Happy jeff day!
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- Happy jeff day to you too.
- All right.
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You know, happy jeff day to us all.
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Hey, I was just talking to my mom--
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Are you eating my leftover pasta?
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Yeah. I feel like I owe
jeff's twirling system
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Another chance.
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And you know what?
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I think he's right.
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I learn so much from that guy.
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Anyway, do you remember
that little chapel on the lake
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Where my parents got married?
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Is me remembering crucial to the story?
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No.
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Continue.
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It's usually booked, like,
two years in advance,
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But my mom just said they
had an opening this summer.
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Is this that place
that rents the jet skis?
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Yes.
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Okay. I remember now.
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So what do you think?
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I love jet skis.
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No, I meant the chapel.
I mean, should we reserve it?
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what do you think?
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Well, it's a little sooner
than we planned, but...
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I always dreamed of getting married there
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When I was a little girl.
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Oh, well, that didn't work out.
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But, honey, you can still get
married there as a grown-up.
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- Really?
- Sure.
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Oh, thanks. It's gonna be so great.
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It's gonna be great.
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Hey, honey, I'm home.
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What's that? You're not? I'm alone?
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Couch, I believe you know buttocks.
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Ah.
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Hi. Good morning, tug.
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Hi, barry.
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You're that woman from last week.
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Yes, audrey bingham.
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You, my lady,
are most assuredly the bearer
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Of the good morning's tidings.
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Barry, barry.
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We're not doing that anymore.
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How's it going?
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Great.
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Anyway, I know you guys weren't
expecting me this early,
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But I figured I'd get in
and hit the ground running.
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So where's my office?
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- Ah, I know not, my fair--
- dude!
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I don't know.
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Oh. I have an idea for your office.
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I--he's an idiot!
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Ah...
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Come on, any other day.
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- Yes?
- Is audrey home?
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I have exciting news about our wedding.
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- No, she started work today.
- Oh, I forgot.
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So, um...
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Don't you want to hear the news?
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I wish I could.
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It's jeff day.
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Nothing from the outside world is allowed.
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But I was just--
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Jeff day. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
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timmy.
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Oh, dear, mr. Rhodes, your eye.
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I know, right? It's been twitching.
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Huh. Did you get something in it?
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It might have been jen's perfume.
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Oh. You were standing too close to her
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When she was spraying it.
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No. I did. I ran out of deodorant.
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All right.
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Heading out for my lunch date with annabel.
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Nice face.
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I think I got something in my eye.
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No, not you.
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I'm talking to lawrence
of a-gay-bia over here.
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Hey, can you snag my dry cleaning and, uh,
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Rinse out those teeth-whitening trays.
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Very well.
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And think of some fresh insults
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For me to lob your way.
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That a-gay-bia thing...
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You're better than that.
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Auf-wiener-sehen.
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How do you put up with him?
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Oh, I have my coping mechanisms.
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For example, I have a strong feeling
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His lunch date is not
going to go as planned.
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Hmm. How do you know?
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Well, I do my best to endure mr.
Dunbar's abuses,
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But there was an incident the other day
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Which was the last straw.
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Why do you have a toy elephant?
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Ah, it's not a toy.
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It's a birthday gift from my grandmother.
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Ah, can I see?
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- Look, I'm dumbo!
- Sir, please, please, sir--
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- Whee, whee, whee!
- Please be careful with that.
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Ha. It's, uh, not dumbo, I guess.
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I struggled to control my outrage.
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Then opportunity rang.
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Russell dunbar's office.
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Oh, hello, crystal.
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Well, he just left, but, uh...
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I'm sure he'll understand if
you're running a little late.
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Okay.
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You know--oh!
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As luck would have it,
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He's just walked right back in.
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Shall I put him on the phone for you?
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Okay. I'll do that, then.
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crystal! Hey, listen...
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I've been looking forward
to having me crystal ball...
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But I kind of have to bail.
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Yeah, look, it's tricky.
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Mm-hmm. Turns out,
this big thing came up at work.
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Heh heh. Big thing, came up.
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You get it.
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Well, auf-wiener-sehen.
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Dude, that's unbelievable, man.
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You are like that evil puppet
master from pinocchio.
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Stromboli?
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No, thanks. I just crushed some pasta.
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Hey. Jeff, I'm glad you called.
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Listen, I don't know about this job.
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This whole place seems like a frat house.
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My desk is still sticky
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From last night's beer bong tournament.
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Aud, please. I got a real problem here.
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Oh, I'm sorry, honey. Go ahead.
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What's that cheese I like?
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What?
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I'm making an omelet.
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I got the sour cream,
the bacon, the sausage.
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But there are three different cheeses here.
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All right, let me see.
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Which one could it be?
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Not so easy, is it?
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Ah, nerts!
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What's the matter, sir?
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That chick flaked on me.
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This keeps happening.
I don't know what's going on.
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Oh, perhaps they finally
aired your episode
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Of to catch a predator.
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Hoo-hoo. Very funny.
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Hey, where's that new list of insults?
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Come on.
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"i'll be in my office,
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Tan-dorky chicken."
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Oh! You're tan, you're dorky,
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And you're chicken-like.
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That's pretty good.
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You see, a good boss
pushes you to be better.
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Dear god, it's gotten worse.
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I know, right?
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I-I don't understand what
could be causing this.
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Well, you know, sometimes
these things are stress-related.
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Mr. Rhodes,
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You are familiar with stress, aren't you?
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Oh, I got to be honest, tim.
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Up until now, I've had it pretty good.
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I see. Well, um, is there anything new
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In your life that could be
causing you undue stress?
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Jen and I moved up our wedding date.
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Aha.
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I believe this could be a reaction to that.
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But I'm fine with it.
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Maybe your eye is your subconscious' way
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Of telling you you're not.
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If my subconscious was
pulling a stunt like that,
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I think I'd know about it.
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Ah.
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We're still 2 1/4 short.
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I'm not sure we're gonna be able to do this.
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Hey, what are you guys working on?
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- Maybe I can help.
- If we raise 1,000 bucks,
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Tug will eat this whole tub of mayo.
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Okay, uh...
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I was hired to be project manager,
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Which sort of implies I'd
have something to do.
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Well, there's this project
that we've been kicking around,
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But, uh, it'd be huge if
you'd take it on for us.
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Yeah, yeah, whatever it is, I'm on it.
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Yes, I am looking for a mint-condition,
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Unopened box of mr. T cereal.
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Yes, I'll hold.
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Yes, I'm still here.
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Still looking for a box of mr. T cereal.
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Look, I just need one box--
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I'm sorry. Can you hold?
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What now, jeff?
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Espn's showing the '94 cup finals.
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I can't find my ranger shirt.
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I can't help you right now, okay?
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I'm trying to track down a box of mr.
T breakfast cereal!
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Well, I pity myself right now too.
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hold on for a sec.
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Oh, hi, yoli. - Hola, mr. Jeff.
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What's the cleaning lady doing here?
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Oh, I forgot. She switched days this week.
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It's jeff day.
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She's from el salvador.
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They don't celebrate jeff day.
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Okay, this is getting weird.
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I just got off the phone with annabel,
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Who swears I was the one
that canceled our date.
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Huh.
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That is weird.
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I think someone's messing with me.
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Whosoever would mess with you, sir?
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yeah.
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Can't be her boyfriend. He's in afghanistan.
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Sir, if you're not
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Time magazine's man of the year,
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I'm canceling my subscription.
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Wait a minute, timmy.
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You're the one.
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Excuse me?
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You're the one
262
00:12:45,325 --> 00:12:48,427
That can help me get to the bottom of this.
263
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Sir...
264
00:12:50,164 --> 00:12:52,298
Rest assured, I will not sleep
265
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Until I find the culprit.
266
00:12:53,734 --> 00:12:54,867
All right, tim.
267
00:12:54,868 --> 00:12:56,502
- I knew I could count on you.
- Mm-hmm.
268
00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:01,107
Oh...
269
00:13:01,108 --> 00:13:03,593
Culprit found.
270
00:13:14,421 --> 00:13:17,990
Working hard, huh?
271
00:13:17,991 --> 00:13:20,193
You want?
272
00:13:20,194 --> 00:13:23,446
Okay, more for me.
273
00:13:27,251 --> 00:13:28,401
Hey.
274
00:13:28,402 --> 00:13:30,102
That's my shirt.
275
00:13:31,705 --> 00:13:33,706
Where did you get that? - �que?
276
00:13:33,707 --> 00:13:35,875
Audrey gave that to you, didn't she?
277
00:13:35,876 --> 00:13:38,711
She didn't ask me first. I need that back.
278
00:13:38,712 --> 00:13:40,546
Miss audrey here?
279
00:13:40,547 --> 00:13:43,716
No. No miss audrey today.
280
00:13:43,717 --> 00:13:46,853
Por favor...
281
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You give shirt to me.
282
00:13:48,889 --> 00:13:50,990
You do this.
283
00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:55,695
Now you.
284
00:13:55,696 --> 00:13:59,065
Mr. Jeff, estoy muy incomoda.
285
00:13:59,066 --> 00:14:01,868
Look, that shirt only cost me 12 bucks
286
00:14:01,869 --> 00:14:04,470
In 1994 dollars, so...
287
00:14:06,790 --> 00:14:08,875
Here's 20...
288
00:14:08,876 --> 00:14:10,943
You give me 8 back.
289
00:14:10,944 --> 00:14:12,278
No puedo!
290
00:14:12,279 --> 00:14:14,780
No puedo! No puedo!
291
00:14:20,654 --> 00:14:22,755
How about 5 back?
292
00:14:27,227 --> 00:14:29,328
Honey? Honey, we need to talk.
293
00:14:29,329 --> 00:14:31,430
What's up with the sunglasses?
294
00:14:31,431 --> 00:14:34,267
We have got a big problem.
295
00:14:34,268 --> 00:14:37,270
I love you, and I want to
marry you whenever you want,
296
00:14:37,271 --> 00:14:40,239
But right now my subconscious
totally disagrees.
297
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:42,308
It's being a real douche.
298
00:14:42,309 --> 00:14:44,343
What are you talking about?
299
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,080
- This,
- oh, my god!
300
00:14:48,081 --> 00:14:50,316
I know, I know, I know.
Look, it--it's stress.
301
00:14:50,317 --> 00:14:51,617
It started happening
302
00:14:51,618 --> 00:14:53,819
When you told me about the jet ski chapel.
303
00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:57,156
But, listen, I can live
with this if you can, okay?
304
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,425
And I know my looks are what you like most,
305
00:14:59,426 --> 00:15:00,626
But I swear to you,
306
00:15:00,627 --> 00:15:02,428
I will develop my personality more.
307
00:15:02,429 --> 00:15:05,164
- Adam, calm down.
- No, honey.
308
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,599
I'm gonna start reading things,
309
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,601
And I'm--I'm gonna learn current events--
310
00:15:08,602 --> 00:15:10,886
Babe, this doesn't look like stress.
311
00:15:10,887 --> 00:15:14,206
I-it looks like some sort
of allergic reaction.
312
00:15:14,207 --> 00:15:15,541
Honey, I wish!
313
00:15:15,542 --> 00:15:19,312
The only thing I'm allergic
to are pine nuts and bees.
314
00:15:19,313 --> 00:15:22,114
Wait. You ate my pasta this morning.
315
00:15:22,115 --> 00:15:24,533
Oh, my g-- I said I was sorry, okay?
316
00:15:24,534 --> 00:15:27,186
Look, I think we have a bigger issue here!
317
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:30,122
No, you said you were
allergic to pine nuts and bees.
318
00:15:30,123 --> 00:15:32,158
My pasta that you ate this
morning had pesto on it,
319
00:15:32,159 --> 00:15:34,060
And guess what pesto's made with.
320
00:15:34,061 --> 00:15:35,661
Here's a hint.
321
00:15:35,662 --> 00:15:38,564
It's not bees.
322
00:15:40,751 --> 00:15:42,051
Pine nuts.
323
00:15:42,052 --> 00:15:44,503
Oh, that's hysterical.
324
00:15:44,504 --> 00:15:45,638
Timmy's an idiot.
325
00:15:45,639 --> 00:15:47,706
I knew I didn't have a subconscious.
326
00:15:47,707 --> 00:15:50,209
Oh, what a relief.
327
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:52,244
That was fast, audrey.
328
00:15:52,245 --> 00:15:55,314
You really came through
on the mr. T project.
329
00:15:55,315 --> 00:15:57,984
well, congratulations, guys.
330
00:15:57,985 --> 00:16:00,086
$500 well spent.
331
00:16:00,087 --> 00:16:02,621
- Awesome.
- All right...
332
00:16:02,622 --> 00:16:04,357
So you see I'm up to a challenge.
333
00:16:04,358 --> 00:16:06,592
- What else can I do?
- I don't know.
334
00:16:06,593 --> 00:16:08,060
Take a break.
335
00:16:08,061 --> 00:16:10,112
No. I don't want to do that, okay?
336
00:16:10,113 --> 00:16:12,365
I just took a break for four months.
337
00:16:12,366 --> 00:16:14,767
Oh, gosh, I wish we could do that.
338
00:16:14,768 --> 00:16:16,202
You are doing that.
339
00:16:16,203 --> 00:16:17,770
I know it looks like that,
340
00:16:17,771 --> 00:16:20,139
But there's work going on up here.
341
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:22,641
This is all our process, audrey.
342
00:16:22,642 --> 00:16:24,977
Okay, okay, fine,
but while you're doing your process,
343
00:16:24,978 --> 00:16:27,079
A lot of stuff is not
getting done, all right?
344
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:29,298
Look, unopened letters and messages
345
00:16:29,299 --> 00:16:31,417
From potential clients and advertisers...
346
00:16:31,418 --> 00:16:33,752
All here in this box marked...
347
00:16:33,753 --> 00:16:35,554
"who cares."
348
00:16:35,555 --> 00:16:37,623
I could be dealing with all this stuff--
349
00:16:37,624 --> 00:16:39,692
Setting up meetings, getting ad revenue,
350
00:16:39,693 --> 00:16:41,093
Helping you guys grow your business.
351
00:16:41,094 --> 00:16:43,996
okay, do that.
352
00:16:43,997 --> 00:16:45,865
What?
353
00:16:45,866 --> 00:16:47,400
Yeah, yeah, you do all that stuff,
354
00:16:47,401 --> 00:16:50,286
- And we'll just do the website.
- All right. This is great.
355
00:16:50,287 --> 00:16:52,471
I am your girl. You guys can count on me.
356
00:16:52,472 --> 00:16:54,273
I'm gonna get started right away.
357
00:16:55,308 --> 00:16:57,143
Oh, excuse me.
358
00:16:57,144 --> 00:16:58,310
Hello?
359
00:16:58,311 --> 00:17:01,213
Oh, yoli. C-calm down.
360
00:17:01,214 --> 00:17:03,983
My cleaning lady's freaking out in spanish.
361
00:17:03,984 --> 00:17:07,486
- Oh! I speak spanish.
- Oh, oh.
362
00:17:07,487 --> 00:17:09,188
Digame.
363
00:17:09,189 --> 00:17:10,923
Mm-hmm. Si.
364
00:17:10,924 --> 00:17:11,891
What is she saying?
365
00:17:11,892 --> 00:17:13,459
She locked herself in the bathroom
366
00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:15,895
Because your husband offered her $20
367
00:17:15,896 --> 00:17:18,180
To take her shirt off.
368
00:17:19,666 --> 00:17:21,183
So I'm gonna go...
369
00:17:21,184 --> 00:17:24,186
And, uh, I'm gonna get started
first thing tomorrow morning.
370
00:17:24,187 --> 00:17:26,638
Okay? Early bird and all that.
371
00:17:34,664 --> 00:17:36,982
Ooh! Bap-beep-boop-beep!
372
00:17:44,691 --> 00:17:46,258
hey, tanya.
373
00:17:46,259 --> 00:17:50,096
It's russell-- applause.
374
00:17:50,097 --> 00:17:52,565
- Who did you say this is?
- Russell...
375
00:17:52,566 --> 00:17:54,100
Dunbar.
376
00:17:54,101 --> 00:17:56,835
Uh, look, I know we're supposed to meet up
377
00:17:56,836 --> 00:18:00,940
And get down... Wink.
378
00:18:00,941 --> 00:18:02,775
But here's the sitch.
379
00:18:02,776 --> 00:18:06,645
- What's the sitch?
- Um, it's you?
380
00:18:07,647 --> 00:18:08,981
Bad news--
381
00:18:08,982 --> 00:18:10,449
Got to cancel.
382
00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:11,450
Good news--
383
00:18:11,451 --> 00:18:12,952
I'm at the airport.
384
00:18:12,953 --> 00:18:14,787
I'm taking virgin to london,
385
00:18:14,788 --> 00:18:18,057
And we're flying on... A-delta!
386
00:18:19,409 --> 00:18:20,759
Wait. Who is this?
387
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,129
Uh, who is this?
388
00:18:23,130 --> 00:18:25,498
Russell dunbar.
389
00:18:29,736 --> 00:18:30,970
Uh...
390
00:18:30,971 --> 00:18:35,074
No, this is, uh, russell dunbar.
391
00:18:35,075 --> 00:18:37,743
Timmy?
392
00:18:39,146 --> 00:18:41,614
Nerts!
393
00:18:41,615 --> 00:18:43,315
A-click.
394
00:18:47,621 --> 00:18:48,938
Well, it took a lot of charades,
395
00:18:48,939 --> 00:18:50,489
But I managed to convince yoli
396
00:18:50,490 --> 00:18:52,391
That you're just an idiot.
397
00:18:53,827 --> 00:18:57,129
That seems to translate in any language.
398
00:18:57,130 --> 00:19:00,099
Good stuff, aud. Thanks.
399
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:03,752
Now, if you and your amiga
will hit the bricks,
400
00:19:03,753 --> 00:19:05,738
'cause, uh...
401
00:19:05,739 --> 00:19:08,440
There's still 45 minutes left in jeff--
402
00:19:08,441 --> 00:19:11,677
Oh, seriously?
403
00:19:11,678 --> 00:19:14,980
When charges are almost filed,
jeff day's over.
404
00:19:14,981 --> 00:19:16,549
Oh, here's your shirt.
405
00:19:16,550 --> 00:19:17,850
Hope you enjoy it.
406
00:19:17,851 --> 00:19:20,686
She was pretty upset.
I had to sweeten the pot.
407
00:19:22,289 --> 00:19:24,356
Adios, mrs. Audrey.
408
00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:30,396
No es meaning no!
409
00:19:36,519 --> 00:19:38,504
I just don't get it, tim...
410
00:19:38,505 --> 00:19:42,708
After all I've done for you.
411
00:19:43,743 --> 00:19:46,311
I think you mean to me.
412
00:19:46,312 --> 00:19:49,581
What, a little good-natured ribbing?
413
00:19:49,582 --> 00:19:52,417
Sir, you called a cherished
family heirloom dumbo
414
00:19:52,418 --> 00:19:54,186
And then shattered it.
415
00:19:54,187 --> 00:19:57,089
yeah, stuff like that!
416
00:19:57,090 --> 00:19:59,591
That's fun stuff guys do!
417
00:19:59,592 --> 00:20:01,860
excuse me, one moment please.
418
00:20:01,861 --> 00:20:03,462
What?
419
00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:05,330
Hello, there, laura. How are you?
420
00:20:05,331 --> 00:20:07,916
- Laura?
- Yes, I'm kind of in--
421
00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:09,801
Wait a second.
422
00:20:09,802 --> 00:20:11,970
Payback time.
423
00:20:13,206 --> 00:20:16,375
'ello, 'ello, laura!
424
00:20:16,376 --> 00:20:17,776
It's timmy!
425
00:20:17,777 --> 00:20:20,779
Listen, I have to break our date today
426
00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:23,549
On account of I fancy the chaps.
427
00:20:23,550 --> 00:20:25,284
That's right, I do.
428
00:20:25,285 --> 00:20:28,153
I'm a homosexual, I am.
429
00:20:28,154 --> 00:20:31,924
Here comes me mate ian,
and I'm gonna go kiss him.
430
00:20:31,925 --> 00:20:33,892
Cheerio.
431
00:20:33,893 --> 00:20:35,060
bang.
432
00:20:35,061 --> 00:20:38,497
There ya go. Two can play that game.
433
00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:39,781
Yes, pity.
434
00:20:39,782 --> 00:20:42,634
How shall I ever explain
this to my dental hygienist?
435
00:20:42,635 --> 00:20:46,572
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