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Your mother cut off
your trust fund
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and had you evicted
from your apartment?
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Yes.
Can you believe--
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- it took her so long?
- No.
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You know whose fault it is?
Curry Povich over here.
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He's the one
that talked her into it.
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Her reasons are valid.
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She's trying to help you
grow up.
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I don't want to.
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Sir, the value of maturity
is that--
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All right, Russell.
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Timmy had me look
at your finances
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and, uh, the good news is you
don't have a ton of expenses.
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It's just mostly
the three "c"s.
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Uh, the three "c"s, sir?
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Uh, cocktails, condoms,
and call girls.
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I can't believe life's
kicked me in the nard sack.
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Life's not fair, princess.
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I'm about to get
my year-end bonus
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and it has nothing to do
with job performance.
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It's all about sucking up
to the boss.
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You could do that.
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Yeah, just lumber in there
with that big frankenstein head.
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Rrr.
Me like boss.
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Don't be scared.
Boss good.
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How would you like to get
thrown down a well?
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I don't play that game.
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Kissing up's not my style.
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Yes, your marriage proposal
included the phrase
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"take it or leave it."
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You took it.
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This is all so dreary.
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I can't believe I have
to cut back my expenses.
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All right, my limo's here.
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If you need me,
I'll be at the plaza.
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You're staying at the plaza.
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We're supposed to be watching
your finances.
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That's why I don't order
any room service.
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I get all my food from
that little fridge in my suite.
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No, what I mean is
we have to seek out
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more affordable accommodations
for you.
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Oh...
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Can it not be first thing?
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I kind of booked
a spa morning.
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This money's got me stressed.
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d How many ways
to say I love you? d
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d how many ways to say
that I'm not scared d
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d with you by my side d
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d there is no denying d
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d that I can't wait
for me and you d
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d Rules of Engagement 5x09 d
The Big Picture
Original Air Date on November 15, 2010
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== sync by elderman ==
== for www.addic7ed.com ==
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I got to say,
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I thought Swan Lake
was gonna be a snooze-fest,
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but it was beautiful.
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And how awesome was that guy
who hunted the swan?
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Yeah,
but I bet in real life,
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he'd rather hunt
trouser snake.
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I'm glad I purchased
the series.
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I am gonna go change
into something more comfortable.
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Yes.
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Thank you, ballet.
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Hey, babe.
Where are you?
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Almost there.
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Yeah, you are.
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Where did the other lady go?
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What other lady?
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Do you have those
teeth-whitening trays in?
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Uh-huh.
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I thought you were gonna get
more comfortable,
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you know,
like sex comfortable,
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like--like sex-fortable.
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Oh, I didn't get that,
but sure, I'm up for it.
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You have those trays
in your mouth.
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I mean, I was hoping that area
might be available for...
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You know.
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Well, I can't, but you can.
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Great.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, I know schmoozing
the boss
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isn't really your style,
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so I thought I'd do it
for you.
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That's nice, but, uh,
I told you, uh,
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my bonus will be
what it'll be.
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Oh, come on,
I'm not working.
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This is a way
I can help us...
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Financially.
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In that dress,
there are a lot of ways
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that you could help us
financially.
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Let's have prostitution
as our fallback position.
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Come on, I know you're
really good at your job,
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but I am really good
at playing the game.
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I'm witty. I'm charming.
I'm a real people person.
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I agree.
That is how you see yourself.
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Anyway, we both know
how Larry feels about women.
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I mean, come on,
it's a no-brainer.
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All right, fine.
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Make sure that
you rub up against him.
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If we're gonna do this,
let's do it right.
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Sir,
what are you doing here?
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Uh, the plaza kicked me out.
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Apparently, my mom cut off
all my credit cards,
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and I was only using them
for necessities.
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You bought
a cotton-candy machine.
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I can't believe
I ended up in this outhouse.
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Where should I put my hats?
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Sir, I've never seen you
wear a hat.
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Well,
then you've never seen me
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at the Kentucky derby
or a gospel brunch.
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How about here?
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Sir, you are absolutely
not staying here.
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Oh, Tim,
I wish that were true.
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Fine.
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I'm going to find you
a reasonably priced apartment.
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In the meantime, please try not
to pleasure yourself
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in my home.
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I can't promise to try.
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So even though
I love baking,
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the cookie-business idea
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ended up being a big bust.
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Oh, Audrey,
you are a delight.
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Bingham, you sack of crap,
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how did a horse's ass like you
land such a pretty wife?
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Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, Jeff.
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Hey, remember this?
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The two of you
with me and Karen
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at the company booze cruise.
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Karen is lovely.
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You really hit the jackpot
with wife number four.
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- Five.
- Five.
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Can you believe
that picture?
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I looked horrible.
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I didn't even know
I could make that face.
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Well, I wouldn't take
all the credit.
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Your friends, gin and tonic,
did most of the heavy lifting.
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Whoo-hoo.
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This isn't funny.
I don't look like that.
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I-I look like that.
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That girl's got it going on.
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Well, it does represent
the other end of the spectrum.
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I'd say that reality lies
somewhere in the middle.
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This is so embarrassing.
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Everyone who walks
into his office is gonna see me
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looking like
nick Nolte's mug shot.
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Oh, stop.
You look like Charlize Theron...
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In monster.
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Everybody knows
how pretty you are.
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Thank you.
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Maybe I'm just being silly.
You are.
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I mean, come on,
would Jeff Bingham be married
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to a dog?
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I'm thinking
I might start wearing a scarf.
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Do you think
I could pull off a scarf?
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Because I do.
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Ah.
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Oh.
Hey, Audrey.
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Oh. How can
I help you, ma'am?
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I don't think
I'm in the right apartment.
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Is spirit here?
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Well,
let me take a look-see.
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I-I don't really know
what I'm looking for.
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Spirit's a photographer,
and I'm supposed to be posing
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for a series
of bodyscapes for her.
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Ah.
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Well, these bodies
that are being scaped,
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might they be nude?
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Yeah.
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The body is the art.
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Exactly.
I've said that a million times.
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Come on in.
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Why don't you strip down
to your art?
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And I'll go look
for the chick with the camera.
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Spirit!
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Spirit?
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So then she goes
to get more comfortable,
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and she comes back
looking...
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Well, it was just a mess.
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So you wanted makeup sex.
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Oh, no,
we didn't even fight.
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No, not that makeup sex--
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the kind where she's still hot
in her makeup.
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Yes, I want that.
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I remember makeup sex.
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When we were done,
the pillow looked like
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someone used it
to suffocate a clown.
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But now right before bed,
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Audrey puts on
this ratty old robe
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I refer to as "the shrinker."
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Oh, man,
I got to talk to Jen.
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Communicating in marriage--
rookie mistake.
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I talked to Aud
about "the shrinker,"
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and it was swiftly replaced
by another robe
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I refer to as "the termite."
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- "The termite"?
- You know...
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Destroys wood.
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Oh, God.
Well, I mean, what can I do?
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- If you want makeup sex...
- Mm-hmm.
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Don't let her
out of your sight.
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If she moves
to a second location, it's over.
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Okay,
no second location.
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Oh, hey...
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So the robe that Audrey wore
into the lobby
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the night that we had
that fire alarm,
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was that "the termite"?
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No, no.
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That was just
"the shrinker."
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Dear God.
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You guys will never believe
the day I had
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with this chick from Timmy's
building and her friends.
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Check it out,
a henna tattoo.
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What is that symbol?
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Oh, it's the chinese word
for honor.
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And coincidentally, "honor"
is where I hope to end up.
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Ah...
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So what, they're just a bunch
of filthy hippies?
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I know,
but here's the crazy part.
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They're poor,
but they're happy.
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And their happiness
comes without money or presents.
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It comes without champagne
or succulent pheasants.
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Settle down, Mr. grinch.
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You know, sometimes
the poor, struggling times
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are the most fun,
you know.
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There's just no pressure,
no responsibility.
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Well, that's it.
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My poor, struggling times
are gonna start right now.
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By the way,
do you know what bodyscaping is?
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Yeah, yeah. My buddy Mike
and I used to do it at the beach
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when we were kids.
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I don't mean bodysurfing.
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No, no, you mean taking
artful pictures
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of each other's bodies.
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Hey, Aud.
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Oh, my handsome man
is home from work,
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and here I am
without any underwear.
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Did you break the tv?
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- No.
- Oh, thank God.
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So what happened?
Did somebody die?
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Well, here's the thing.
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I did something
a little bit crazy.
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After I saw you today,
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I kind of took a detour
back into Larry's office.
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And that's when
the underwear came off.
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You know,
at a certain point,
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it's no longer
just schmoozing.
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No, he wasn't there,
but...
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I...
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Sort of took this.
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You stole a picture
from my boss?
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I panicked.
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I mean, maybe he won't even
notice it's gone.
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It's engraved from his wife.
It's got sentimental value...
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At least until he starts
putting it to his secretary.
254
00:12:34,957 --> 00:12:36,424
I'm sorry.
255
00:12:36,425 --> 00:12:39,126
Oh, if Larry finds out,
there goes my bonus.
256
00:12:39,127 --> 00:12:41,679
Okay, okay, I screwed up.
How can we fix this?
257
00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,664
Oh, now it's "we."
258
00:12:43,665 --> 00:12:45,333
Okay.
259
00:12:45,334 --> 00:12:48,069
When we go out to dinner
tonight, we'll go to my office.
260
00:12:48,070 --> 00:12:49,203
We'll put it back.
261
00:12:49,204 --> 00:12:50,671
Or...
262
00:12:50,672 --> 00:12:51,939
We could just toss it out
263
00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:53,858
and hope he blames
the cleaning lady.
264
00:12:53,859 --> 00:12:56,677
That's a great idea.
265
00:12:56,678 --> 00:12:59,113
That'll teach Rosalita
to come to this country
266
00:12:59,114 --> 00:13:01,482
to make a better life
for her children.
267
00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:07,254
That was the cutest
little restaurant.
268
00:13:07,255 --> 00:13:09,256
I love it
when you surprise me.
269
00:13:09,257 --> 00:13:10,458
Mm-hmm.
270
00:13:10,459 --> 00:13:13,361
So--
271
00:13:13,362 --> 00:13:14,528
mmm.
272
00:13:14,529 --> 00:13:16,330
All right, I'm gonna go and--
no, no.
273
00:13:16,331 --> 00:13:17,965
No, no, no, no going.
274
00:13:17,966 --> 00:13:19,166
Stay.
275
00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:21,469
- Stay?
- Yes.
276
00:13:21,470 --> 00:13:23,938
You are going to stay
right here.
277
00:13:23,939 --> 00:13:26,307
We got a bottle of wine
in the fridge.
278
00:13:26,308 --> 00:13:29,009
I'm gonna go get it
while you just sit there
279
00:13:29,010 --> 00:13:33,531
looking exactly like that.
280
00:13:35,350 --> 00:13:38,185
A couple of glasses of vino,
281
00:13:38,186 --> 00:13:41,188
maybe we dim the lights, and...
282
00:13:42,958 --> 00:13:44,625
Where'd you go?
283
00:13:44,626 --> 00:13:47,528
I'm just getting
a little more comfortable.
284
00:13:47,529 --> 00:13:49,697
No.
285
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:53,634
Stupid second location.
286
00:13:55,237 --> 00:13:58,672
Ocean of tears.
287
00:13:58,673 --> 00:14:01,942
That's heavy stuff, man.
288
00:14:01,943 --> 00:14:04,545
A lot of tears in the ocean.
289
00:14:04,546 --> 00:14:05,712
Hey.
290
00:14:05,713 --> 00:14:09,550
I want you to feel
my vibes later, okay?
291
00:14:16,324 --> 00:14:18,692
What on earth
is going on here?
292
00:14:18,693 --> 00:14:21,395
Hey, if you don't like
our jams, man, you can bounce.
293
00:14:21,396 --> 00:14:23,230
Sir...
294
00:14:23,231 --> 00:14:25,099
A word if I may, please.
295
00:14:26,952 --> 00:14:29,437
All right, make it quick.
296
00:14:29,438 --> 00:14:33,340
I'm really feeling
these bongos.
297
00:14:33,341 --> 00:14:37,311
Yours are next.
298
00:14:37,312 --> 00:14:39,046
Sir...
299
00:14:39,047 --> 00:14:42,950
I don't recall authorizing
a douche convention.
300
00:14:42,951 --> 00:14:45,586
Look, I know
they smell like wet dogs,
301
00:14:45,587 --> 00:14:47,354
but they're fun.
302
00:14:47,355 --> 00:14:48,789
I find them to be rude
303
00:14:48,790 --> 00:14:50,641
and severely lacking
any sort of work ethic,
304
00:14:50,642 --> 00:14:52,493
and I expect you
to get rid of them all.
305
00:14:52,494 --> 00:14:55,229
Now, I'm going to go
take a bath.
306
00:14:56,615 --> 00:14:59,116
I wouldn't do that.
307
00:14:59,117 --> 00:15:02,269
Spirit's kind of having
a bad shroomer trip in there,
308
00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:05,873
and she thinks the toilet's
the portal to another dimension.
309
00:15:12,447 --> 00:15:14,515
Okay...
310
00:15:14,516 --> 00:15:16,834
I'm comfortable.
311
00:15:16,835 --> 00:15:20,087
Oh. Your robe.
312
00:15:20,088 --> 00:15:22,356
I like the coffee stain.
Is that new?
313
00:15:22,357 --> 00:15:23,924
No.
314
00:15:23,925 --> 00:15:27,144
But what's underneath
the robe is.
315
00:15:30,198 --> 00:15:32,099
Sweet.
316
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:34,201
Did you go
to the dirty-girl store?
317
00:15:34,202 --> 00:15:35,503
Mm-hmm.
318
00:15:35,504 --> 00:15:37,605
I felt bad for the other night
when I had my trays in,
319
00:15:37,606 --> 00:15:40,024
so I thought
I'd make it up to you.
320
00:15:40,025 --> 00:15:42,359
Well, that's terrific.
321
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,779
Nice outfit.
322
00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:47,081
Oh.
323
00:15:47,082 --> 00:15:48,315
What?
324
00:15:48,316 --> 00:15:50,451
Do you maybe want to brush
your teeth?
325
00:15:50,452 --> 00:15:51,585
Oh, sure, yeah.
326
00:15:51,586 --> 00:15:53,854
What--what is that,
a milk mustache?
327
00:15:53,855 --> 00:15:55,822
Mm, no.
328
00:15:55,823 --> 00:15:58,926
That's cream-filling
chablis paste.
329
00:15:58,927 --> 00:16:00,194
Oh, that's hot.
330
00:16:00,195 --> 00:16:02,046
Don't worry.
I'm gonna go brush my teeth.
331
00:16:02,047 --> 00:16:03,531
Oh, God.
332
00:16:03,532 --> 00:16:05,533
You just spit oreo
in my eye.
333
00:16:05,534 --> 00:16:07,034
- I'm sorry.
- Cut it out.
334
00:16:07,035 --> 00:16:08,536
You know what?
Way to kill the mood.
335
00:16:08,537 --> 00:16:11,839
No, Jen.
Oh, come on. I--
336
00:16:15,110 --> 00:16:18,979
Jeff totally owes me sex.
337
00:16:24,786 --> 00:16:26,420
Okay.
338
00:16:26,421 --> 00:16:28,289
I'm gonna run it in there.
You stand guard.
339
00:16:28,290 --> 00:16:30,024
Watch my back.
Cover me.
340
00:16:30,025 --> 00:16:31,792
Okay, g.I. Joe.
341
00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:34,562
G.I. Joe
was a brilliant man.
342
00:16:34,563 --> 00:16:36,864
He never married.
343
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:39,400
It's go time.
344
00:16:40,702 --> 00:16:43,003
- Joe.
- Larry...
345
00:16:43,004 --> 00:16:44,088
You old sack of crap.
346
00:16:44,089 --> 00:16:45,873
Why do you have
my picture?
347
00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,975
Why do we have
his picture?
348
00:16:47,976 --> 00:16:50,811
- It's a solid question.
- Well?
349
00:16:50,812 --> 00:16:54,515
The, uh--the truth is
that, uh...
350
00:16:54,516 --> 00:16:57,618
We were taking this picture
to blow it up.
351
00:16:57,619 --> 00:16:59,987
Boom!
352
00:17:03,024 --> 00:17:05,893
It was gonna be
a holiday gift.
353
00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:08,462
I do like that photo.
You know why?
354
00:17:08,463 --> 00:17:10,664
It makes your wife
look so good?
355
00:17:10,665 --> 00:17:13,734
No, elective surgery's
what makes my wife look so good.
356
00:17:13,735 --> 00:17:17,304
This picture shows that
this company is like a family.
357
00:17:17,305 --> 00:17:18,906
It's about relationships.
358
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:22,476
Isn't that right, Bingham,
you big, stupid monkey fart?
359
00:17:22,477 --> 00:17:23,777
When you're right,
you're right, sir.
360
00:17:24,879 --> 00:17:26,847
If I'm a betting man,
and I am--
361
00:17:26,848 --> 00:17:28,582
that's why wife number four
left--
362
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:31,051
I'd say this was all
Audrey's idea.
363
00:17:31,052 --> 00:17:33,086
Well, yeah,
if it wasn't for her,
364
00:17:33,087 --> 00:17:36,023
none of this
would be happening.
365
00:17:36,024 --> 00:17:37,641
So sorry the surprise
is ruined.
366
00:17:37,642 --> 00:17:38,692
It's such a bummer.
367
00:17:38,693 --> 00:17:39,960
Oh, as far as I'm concerned,
368
00:17:39,961 --> 00:17:41,779
that blown-up picture
is right in here.
369
00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:42,929
Great.
370
00:17:42,930 --> 00:17:45,466
So then we can just toss
this one out.
371
00:17:47,602 --> 00:17:50,604
Audrey, you are a hoot.
372
00:17:50,605 --> 00:17:52,139
Bingham,
you old road apple,
373
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:53,958
that is one crazy gal
you got there.
374
00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:57,578
It's becoming a real problem.
375
00:18:02,751 --> 00:18:08,088
d d
376
00:18:08,089 --> 00:18:10,307
all right, that's enough.
377
00:18:11,726 --> 00:18:14,561
It's 3:00 in the morning,
and I have to work tomorrow.
378
00:18:14,562 --> 00:18:16,764
You all remember work,
don't you?
379
00:18:16,765 --> 00:18:20,534
It's what pays
for your unemployment benefits.
380
00:18:20,535 --> 00:18:23,303
Whoa, whoa,
who invited fox news?
381
00:18:23,304 --> 00:18:25,906
Yeah,
what's your problem, narc?
382
00:18:25,907 --> 00:18:28,776
Russell's for real.
Yeah, narc.
383
00:18:28,777 --> 00:18:31,712
Keeping it real is what
Russell Dunbar's all about.
384
00:18:31,713 --> 00:18:33,547
- Oh, mm.
- Dunbar?
385
00:18:33,548 --> 00:18:35,382
As in Dunbar industries?
386
00:18:35,383 --> 00:18:37,201
Oh, yeah, Franklin Dunbar--
that's my dad.
387
00:18:37,202 --> 00:18:38,352
I work for him.
388
00:18:38,353 --> 00:18:39,620
Are you kidding me?
389
00:18:39,621 --> 00:18:42,089
Franklin Dunbar
is a greedy capitalist
390
00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:44,892
that only cares
about status and consumption.
391
00:18:44,893 --> 00:18:47,878
All the way to the bank.
392
00:18:47,879 --> 00:18:51,065
Last month
a Dunbar development
393
00:18:51,066 --> 00:18:53,233
destroyed
our community garden
394
00:18:53,234 --> 00:18:54,802
to build a bunch of condos.
395
00:18:54,803 --> 00:18:57,871
Oh, yeah,
that was my project.
396
00:18:57,872 --> 00:18:59,707
Oh, you're not the guy
that chained himself
397
00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:01,442
to a tomato plant--
398
00:19:01,443 --> 00:19:05,045
not a well-thought-out plot.
399
00:19:05,046 --> 00:19:07,481
I can't believe
I touched "the man."
400
00:19:07,482 --> 00:19:09,650
Barely.
401
00:19:09,651 --> 00:19:12,186
Listen, let's chill out
the bad vibes, all right?
402
00:19:12,187 --> 00:19:14,088
Let me express myself...
403
00:19:14,089 --> 00:19:16,623
In verse.
404
00:19:18,927 --> 00:19:21,895
Loser.
405
00:19:21,896 --> 00:19:24,898
Your toenails...
Are disgusting.
406
00:19:24,899 --> 00:19:27,167
Gay--
don't know it yet.
407
00:19:27,168 --> 00:19:29,670
We're onto it.
408
00:19:29,671 --> 00:19:31,038
Slightly annoying,
409
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:34,908
probably shave nothing,
still want to do ya.
410
00:19:37,078 --> 00:19:39,263
No? Yes? No?
411
00:19:39,264 --> 00:19:42,599
Out, out, out.
Out.
412
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,085
Out. Out.
413
00:19:45,086 --> 00:19:48,622
Peew weew.
You're the worst.
414
00:19:48,623 --> 00:19:50,274
Oh, well...
415
00:19:50,275 --> 00:19:53,059
So much
for my struggling times.
416
00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:54,695
But I feel like
I'm a better person
417
00:19:54,696 --> 00:19:55,963
for having gone through them.
418
00:19:55,964 --> 00:19:58,065
I disagree.
419
00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:00,467
All right, well...
420
00:20:00,468 --> 00:20:02,336
Wake me early.
421
00:20:02,337 --> 00:20:06,340
I've got a gospel brunch
in the morning.
422
00:20:10,812 --> 00:20:12,691
So why are you making me
come up to your office?
423
00:20:12,965 --> 00:20:15,166
Well, I wanted to tell you
that Larry gave me my bonus,
424
00:20:15,167 --> 00:20:16,834
and it did not disappoint.
425
00:20:16,835 --> 00:20:18,636
Oh, that's great, hon.
426
00:20:18,637 --> 00:20:20,305
You and the gals
get an assist.
427
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:23,541
Oh, well, you're welcome
from all of us.
428
00:20:23,542 --> 00:20:25,376
But you could have told me that
at home.
429
00:20:25,377 --> 00:20:30,148
Yeah, but then
you wouldn't have seen this.
430
00:20:37,356 --> 00:20:40,625
Oh, my God.
431
00:20:40,626 --> 00:20:43,428
Larry took the whole
"blowing up the picture" idea
432
00:20:43,429 --> 00:20:44,595
and ran with it.
433
00:20:44,596 --> 00:20:46,898
And seeing it like this,
434
00:20:46,899 --> 00:20:49,350
really not your best work.
435
00:20:49,351 --> 00:20:51,636
What's not surprising
is I look great,
436
00:20:51,637 --> 00:20:53,438
which...
437
00:20:53,439 --> 00:20:56,641
You know,
serves to highlight...
438
00:20:56,642 --> 00:20:58,810
Well, you know.
439
00:21:00,496 --> 00:21:03,881
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