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Ah.
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Timmy, what are you
doing in my office?
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Oh, I just dropped a little
gift on your desk, sir.
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Aw, you're like the
fourth assistant to do that.
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And you wrapped it?
Well, there's a new twist.
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Sir, while the thought
had crossed my mind,
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this gift was in fact
sent by your mother.
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Oh, it was?
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Oh, she's coming to town. Yay.
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I was surprised
that you had a mother.
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I didn't imagine you
coming from human flesh.
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Yeah, well she's more
plastic than flesh now.
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A book, that sucks.
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Ah, a paintball gun.
Yeah, boy!
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I like this one.
I just need something to shoot.
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Ooh, put this on your head.
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Sir, just how stupid
do you think I am?
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What's up, guys?
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Mr. Rhodes,
would you please
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place this on your head?
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Can do.
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He totally missed the book.
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All right, babe, have fun.
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Jen says hey from Philadelphia.
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Ah, she gets
cell phone reception
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in the eagles' locker room?
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Funny.
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Yeah, she's
visiting college friends.
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Jen went to college
in the eagles' locker room?
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Another good one.
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Heh, heh.
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So are you guys ready
for my big guys' night?
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Uh, sorry, other plans.
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Yeah, same here.
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No, but I've got three dips.
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And one's got seven layers.
That's like ten dips.
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Look, I don't know
how to say this,
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but your guys' night's
gonna blow.
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You did know how to say it.
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- Okay you know what,
you guys are dis-invited,
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- I don't need you.
- Whoa.
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My place is gonna be
wall-to-wall dudes,
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and you two are gonna miss it.
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All right,
so what do you think?
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You look like
Barney with boobs.
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We're interviewing possible
surrogate candidates today.
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And we're gonna find one.
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We're gonna finally
get this whole deal started.
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Yup, by the end of the day,
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we may know
who's gonna carry our child.
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Oh, and there's more big news.
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My softball banquet is tonight.
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Right, which is
equally important.
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The MVP vote is tonight.
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It's between me and Brenda.
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Brenda.
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How can a girl
be that good at softball?
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She's a lesbian.
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When we're
interviewing the surrogates,
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could you please try to
think before you talk?
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Fine.
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But all I know is,
at that banquet tonight,
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that lesbian is going down.
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Oh, yo, yo.
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Timmy-limmy-ding-dong!
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Did you get my message
about guys' night?
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A little pizza, booze, staying
up till question mark.
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Sounds like a rowdy good time.
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- Right on.
- Ah.
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Although I am
taking antibiotics
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so I shant drink,
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and I really do
have an early morning,
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so I should
turn in by 10:00.
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All right.
Question mark equals 10:00.
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Hello.
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Hello, you must
be Mrs. Dunbar, so pleased...
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This is Bunny Dunbar.
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I would like to
make an appointment
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at your salon for later today.
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Hi, mom.
I'm glad you could...
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Which services?
All of them, of course.
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Everything you've got,
just do, do, do it to me.
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Oh, great.
Thank you so much. Bye.
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- Rusty.
- Mommy.
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Don't touch.
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And you must be, um,
Russ' Sherpa?
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- My name is Timir.
- Oh.
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But please do call me Timmy.
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It's a real pleasure
to meet you, Mrs. Dunbar.
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- Oh, please, Mrs. Dunbar is
my ex-mother-in-law
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who, incidentally,
I wish was dead.
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- My grandma.
- Call me Bunny.
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All right.
Bunny.
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Oh, I just love your accent.
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Is it British with, like,
a touch of south African?
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Am I right?
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No, mom, actually Timmy's...
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Yes, you're exactly right.
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Huh, you learn
something new every day.
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Yes.
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Every day for
the last two years.
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Anyway, mom, so maybe today,
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lunch?
A movie?
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Mother-son
portrait sitting?
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Honey, I'm so sorry,
but I'm booked up
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for the rest of the day,
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and then tomorrow
I'm flying to London.
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But I am guessing that you
had a birthday this year.
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I knew it.
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So I just popped by
to give you this.
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Ooh la la!
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Wonder what it is.
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Sounds wildly expensive.
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Well, yeah, but you deserve it.
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Based on...?
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Rusty, your little friend
is so charming.
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I'd love him to
join us for dinner tonight.
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I would be absolutely honored.
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Oh, splendid.
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And now I have to go.
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I have to have
a young Brazilian man
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tend to my every need.
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And then I'm going to the spa.
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I'm laughing because
it's uncomfortable.
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Ciao, boys.
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Ciao.
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And Vince cut the cord,
and the doctor
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handed the baby to Teresa,
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and even though
I was only the surrogate,
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I burst into tears.
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Oh, that sounds
so perfect and wonderful.
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Yeah, it's all real solid.
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And if this works out,
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I'll be getting
into the city more,
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so I can catch
some Yankees games.
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You're a Yankees fan.
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Uh, Jeff's a mets fan.
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But what baseball team
anyone likes
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should have no bearing
on what we're doing here.
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Of course not.
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What difference should it make
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that your team just
buys the pennant every year.
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Jeff.
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The Yankees develop a ton
of their own talent.
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Jeter, Posada, Rivera.
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All home grown.
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Uh, you're
smoking some home grown.
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You're done talking.
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So, uh, should we
call the agency, or...
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Maybe October's a good time,
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since Jeff won't have
any baseball to watch.
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This isn't gonna work.
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Sorry, he blew it.
Same way the mets always do.
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We'll see next year.
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We'll see.
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She's not wrong.
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Until the mets get another bat
and some middle relief...
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They're not going anywhere.
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What was your mother's
belated birthday gift, sir?
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A money clip.
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I won't say
how much she gave me,
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but every bill has a picture
of president Franklin.
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Benjamin Franklin
was not president.
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Heh heh, not of your country.
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Because you had
the starving dude
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with the glasses
and the diaper.
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Gandhi certainly
had that coming.
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Well, I shouldn't
flaunt my gifts.
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I mean,
you had it tough growing up.
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What was your
Christmas present?
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You get to ride the goat
before everyone ate it?
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We didn't
celebrate Christmas, sir.
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You didn't even
get to ride the goat.
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All you got for your birthday
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was a phone call
from your mom in India.
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What phone call?
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Oh, your mom called
a couple of months ago.
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I think you were getting me
a bagel or something.
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Why on earth
didn't you say something?
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I know I didn't,
but I will now.
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Watch the
personal calls at work.
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Sir, my mother gave me
the greatest gifts of all.
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Love, support,
and quality time.
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Yeah, poor people presents.
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Sir, all this stuff
your mother gives you
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is merely a sad replacement
for any of those things.
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It's not all stuff.
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He said, fondling
his wad of 100s.
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How about she's taking me
to dinner tonight.
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How about that
"quality time" for ya?
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Very well.
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If you do decide
to give it a thought,
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perhaps you'll realize
there's some truth
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to what I'm saying, sir.
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Give it some thought.
Ugh.
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It was so nice to meet you,
and I am so glad
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you don't care about baseball.
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All righty then.
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Well, I guess
we'll be talking soon.
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- Yeah.
- I hope so.
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I guess if this works out,
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we'll have to shift
our time table.
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Why?
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Well, we'll have to wait
for you
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- to give birth to that one.
- Oh, my God.
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I guess she had somewhere
to go, but I like our chances.
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Mr. Rhodes,
your pizza arrived.
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Ah.
Sweet.
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I'm having a big guys' night.
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Oh, got friends coming over?
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Well, a lot of solid maybes.
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You want in?
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I'm working.
Hence the outfit.
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Hey, come up when
your shift is over.
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Let's call that
another solid maybe.
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But we're gonna be crushing it
on the late tip.
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I don't know what that means.
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Frank?
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The elevator
seems to have stopped.
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Frankie!
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So how is everyone's food?
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Oh, were it legal for a man
to marry a plate of paella,
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I would take this to city hall
post haste.
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Marrying food must be legal.
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Rusty's father
is married to a tart.
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Okay, I think she's referring
to my stepmom, Cammy,
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who is several years my junior.
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Who, unlike some people,
called me on my birthday.
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Darling, you know that your
birthday is very hard for me.
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It reminds me that
time does not stand still,
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even though
the muscles of my face do.
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Mommy's very upset right now.
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My goodness, I would not want
to play poker against you.
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Oh, no, sorry.
Have I offended you?
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Not at all.
I'm laughing.
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Rusty, I know
this is hard for you,
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but in my own defense,
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I've always
missed your birthday.
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Well, that's true.
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But I think
the hurt has finally
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caught up to me
now that I'm 35.
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35, please.
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Well, he is 35.
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I mean, I had him
when I was 17,
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and now I'm 52.
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Yes, well, I guess
that makes me seven.
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Well, rusty, I'm here now,
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and I know what to do
to make it up to you.
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- You do?
- Yes.
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Here.
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Oh, another gift.
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I thought it might be something
a little more...
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00:11:37,742 --> 00:11:41,845
Well, it was very expensive.
Wait until you see it.
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Ah, a very expensive watch.
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Yes. And I had
three links removed
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00:11:47,886 --> 00:11:52,256
so it would fit
my rusty's wrist perfectly.
257
00:11:52,257 --> 00:11:56,026
It's five links, mom.
258
00:11:56,027 --> 00:11:58,061
It's always been five links.
259
00:11:58,062 --> 00:11:59,797
How can you not know that?
260
00:11:59,798 --> 00:12:02,599
It doesn't hug my wrist,
261
00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:06,737
and it does not hug my heart!
262
00:12:06,738 --> 00:12:09,006
Rusty, stop!
Where are you going?
263
00:12:15,106 --> 00:12:16,674
Oh, no.
264
00:12:16,728 --> 00:12:19,263
I left my phone at home, and
Abby's supposed to call tonight.
265
00:12:19,264 --> 00:12:20,298
Abby?
266
00:12:20,299 --> 00:12:22,600
Yeah, our last
surrogate candidate.
267
00:12:22,601 --> 00:12:24,685
Right, right.
Don't worry about it.
268
00:12:24,686 --> 00:12:26,237
She's got my number...
When she gets your voice mail,
269
00:12:26,238 --> 00:12:27,305
she'll call me.
270
00:12:27,306 --> 00:12:29,407
All right, okay.
I'm counting on you.
271
00:12:29,408 --> 00:12:31,309
- Hey, Audrey.
- Oh, hey, Brenda.
272
00:12:31,310 --> 00:12:33,678
I see you let Jeff
out of his cage tonight.
273
00:12:33,679 --> 00:12:34,979
What's up, you big gorilla?
274
00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:36,447
Nothing much, carrot top.
275
00:12:36,448 --> 00:12:40,251
Look who has a light beer.
Why don't you grow a pair?
276
00:12:40,252 --> 00:12:41,853
Oh, well, I could borrow yours,
277
00:12:41,854 --> 00:12:44,122
except they're
in Audrey's purse.
278
00:12:44,123 --> 00:12:46,324
And you know,
for your information,
279
00:12:46,325 --> 00:12:47,825
the reason I am
drinking a light beer
280
00:12:47,826 --> 00:12:50,228
is because I don't want to end
up with a body like yours.
281
00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:54,398
Um, the last chick you dated
had a body exactly like mine.
282
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:58,336
- Uh-uh, she was
only rocking "b" cups.
283
00:13:01,173 --> 00:13:03,141
Wow, I didn't think
it was possible,
284
00:13:03,142 --> 00:13:05,776
but you two are actually
classing this place down.
285
00:13:05,777 --> 00:13:07,094
Um...
286
00:13:07,095 --> 00:13:09,046
I gotta go make sure
that Sully has
287
00:13:09,047 --> 00:13:11,082
the correct spelling of my name
for the trophy.
288
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:12,433
Oh, okay.
289
00:13:12,434 --> 00:13:14,685
Well, it's probably written
in your underwear, right?
290
00:13:18,524 --> 00:13:20,124
I get why you
went the other way.
291
00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:22,260
Yeah, and Jeff's
always there to remind me
292
00:13:22,261 --> 00:13:23,761
of what I'm not missing.
293
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,062
Tell me about it.
294
00:13:25,063 --> 00:13:26,631
We have been trying
to find a surrogate,
295
00:13:26,632 --> 00:13:29,500
and he is dragging his feet
the whole way.
296
00:13:29,501 --> 00:13:30,868
- Why?
- I don't know.
297
00:13:30,869 --> 00:13:32,970
There's gotta be something
going on with him.
298
00:13:32,971 --> 00:13:34,972
Hey, um, just out of curiosity,
299
00:13:34,973 --> 00:13:38,176
what is the process for
joining up with your side?
300
00:13:38,177 --> 00:13:40,511
Oh, God.
We would love to have you.
301
00:13:40,512 --> 00:13:43,948
Plus, I could really
use the commission.
302
00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:50,154
How's it going out there?
303
00:13:50,155 --> 00:13:52,590
Hector the repairman's
on his way.
304
00:13:52,591 --> 00:13:55,092
Right on.
Yeah, the more the merrier.
305
00:13:55,093 --> 00:13:58,529
Are you implying that
this is your guys' night,
306
00:13:58,530 --> 00:14:01,832
and you're counting the
repairman and me as attendees?
307
00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:03,901
Is that all right?
308
00:14:03,902 --> 00:14:06,204
Yeah, that's all right.
309
00:14:06,205 --> 00:14:08,940
Also pretty sad.
310
00:14:08,941 --> 00:14:11,642
Hey!
Hola, Hector.
311
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:15,179
Oh, there he is.
That guy, he's the guy.
312
00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:17,615
Cold one
coming your way, Hector.
313
00:14:19,284 --> 00:14:22,420
Oh...
314
00:14:22,421 --> 00:14:23,754
No worries, man.
Let's try it again.
315
00:14:23,755 --> 00:14:27,341
Heads up, Hector.
316
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:32,263
Guys, we're out of beer.
317
00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:39,470
And another one for Brenda.
318
00:14:39,471 --> 00:14:41,856
Boo.
319
00:14:41,857 --> 00:14:45,610
Abby hasn't called yet.
Let me see your phone.
320
00:14:45,611 --> 00:14:48,279
Jeff, you missed six calls.
Oh, damn it.
321
00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:50,481
I was about to take it
off silent.
322
00:14:50,482 --> 00:14:52,250
Perfect.
And voice mail.
323
00:14:52,251 --> 00:14:53,618
I swear, I'm going to punch you
in the neck!
324
00:14:53,619 --> 00:14:56,871
Hi, Abby, it's Audrey.
325
00:14:56,872 --> 00:14:59,373
Listen, if you haven't
left town yet,
326
00:14:59,374 --> 00:15:01,025
could you please call Jeff's
phone again?
327
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:04,562
Thank you.
328
00:15:04,563 --> 00:15:06,697
I'm sorry.
329
00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:08,199
And one more for Brenda.
330
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,568
Well, looks like
the vote is a tie.
331
00:15:10,569 --> 00:15:11,902
A tie?
332
00:15:11,903 --> 00:15:13,554
Yeah, that's
what's important here,
333
00:15:13,555 --> 00:15:15,806
that stupid softball trophy.
334
00:15:15,807 --> 00:15:18,576
- Hey, Audrey played in a game.
- Yeah, she should get a vote.
335
00:15:18,577 --> 00:15:20,745
Okay, Audrey,
336
00:15:20,746 --> 00:15:22,813
we need you to decide who wins.
337
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:31,422
Congratulations.
338
00:15:31,423 --> 00:15:33,791
No.
No, I haven't decided yet.
339
00:15:33,792 --> 00:15:36,727
I know how much this trophy
means to Jeff.
340
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:40,598
Recently he's been
thoughtless and selfish,
341
00:15:40,599 --> 00:15:43,167
and I can barely look at him
right now.
342
00:15:43,168 --> 00:15:47,972
But being the bigger person,
I vote for Jeff.
343
00:15:51,510 --> 00:15:54,145
Yeah!
344
00:15:54,146 --> 00:15:55,279
Yes!
345
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:59,283
Yeah, look at this baby!
I love it!
346
00:16:11,129 --> 00:16:14,832
Come in.
347
00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:16,033
Rusty?
348
00:16:16,034 --> 00:16:18,736
Hey, mom.
What'd you bring me this time?
349
00:16:18,737 --> 00:16:22,206
Oh, rusty, I'm really sorry
350
00:16:22,207 --> 00:16:23,541
that I haven't
been there for you
351
00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:25,643
in the way that
you wanted me to be.
352
00:16:25,644 --> 00:16:28,412
Timmy and I have had
a good long talk about it.
353
00:16:28,413 --> 00:16:29,547
- Timmy?
- Yes, sir.
354
00:16:29,548 --> 00:16:31,182
You're mother insisted
I enlighten her
355
00:16:31,183 --> 00:16:32,450
as to why you're so upset.
356
00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:33,417
Yeah.
357
00:16:33,418 --> 00:16:34,885
Some of it has
hit me pretty hard.
358
00:16:34,886 --> 00:16:37,788
Well, somebody
had to start the dialogue
359
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,291
to let the healing begin.
360
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:43,594
That was me.
I did that.
361
00:16:43,595 --> 00:16:45,129
Timmy has made me realize that
362
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:47,932
I haven't been
much of a mother to you.
363
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,803
Well, I barely saw you after
you won the custody battle
364
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:55,439
and I had to stay with dad.
365
00:16:58,276 --> 00:17:02,046
I know I can't change the past.
366
00:17:02,047 --> 00:17:04,115
But I'm finally
going to give you the gift
367
00:17:04,116 --> 00:17:07,418
that I should have given you
a long time ago.
368
00:17:07,419 --> 00:17:10,337
A pony?
Is there a pony in the hallway?
369
00:17:10,338 --> 00:17:11,589
No.
370
00:17:11,590 --> 00:17:13,290
No, I am going to give you
the gift
371
00:17:13,291 --> 00:17:15,726
of self-reliance
and independence.
372
00:17:15,727 --> 00:17:17,178
No more trust fund.
373
00:17:17,179 --> 00:17:18,345
Wait, that's not
what I suggested.
374
00:17:18,346 --> 00:17:20,297
That's not what I suggested.
375
00:17:20,298 --> 00:17:23,350
No more free apartment.
376
00:17:23,351 --> 00:17:26,470
No more my business manager
paying all the bills.
377
00:17:26,471 --> 00:17:29,540
You're finally going
to become a real man.
378
00:17:29,541 --> 00:17:32,309
With a pony?
379
00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:35,780
It's time to grow up, rusty.
380
00:17:35,781 --> 00:17:37,848
I don't want to.
381
00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:40,985
It's for the best.
382
00:17:40,986 --> 00:17:42,787
I love you, son.
383
00:17:48,794 --> 00:17:51,328
And let's have breakfast
together tomorrow
384
00:17:51,329 --> 00:17:52,363
before I leave.
385
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:53,998
I'd like that.
386
00:17:53,999 --> 00:17:57,001
Bye.
387
00:18:02,474 --> 00:18:04,074
Hmm.
388
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:15,586
Just not in the face, sir.
389
00:18:19,558 --> 00:18:24,528
Ow...
Nor the genitals.
390
00:18:24,529 --> 00:18:26,497
Jeff,
391
00:18:26,498 --> 00:18:28,532
Sully just threw up
on my sandal.
392
00:18:28,533 --> 00:18:30,100
I'm going to go try
to rinse it off,
393
00:18:30,101 --> 00:18:31,735
- and then I'd like to leave.
- Yeah, but then you're going...
394
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,804
I'm okay missing
the slide show.
395
00:18:33,805 --> 00:18:36,073
You can watch it online later.
396
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:39,176
I'm not gonna
watch it online later.
397
00:18:39,177 --> 00:18:43,080
And they let you people
get married, and not me.
398
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:45,182
Audrey, I'm sorry I've been
such a jackass.
399
00:18:45,183 --> 00:18:47,485
This whole surrogate thing
has just got me crazy.
400
00:18:47,486 --> 00:18:49,687
Yeah, why is it taking so long?
401
00:18:49,688 --> 00:18:52,323
From my point of view,
the problem is Jeff exists.
402
00:18:52,324 --> 00:18:54,859
I guess the idea of a stranger
403
00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:56,994
being such a big part
of our lives
404
00:18:56,995 --> 00:18:57,995
just seems weird to me.
405
00:18:57,996 --> 00:19:00,564
I don't let a stranger
park my car.
406
00:19:00,565 --> 00:19:04,602
Yeah, 'cause then
you'd have to tip them.
407
00:19:04,603 --> 00:19:06,637
I make a salary.
408
00:19:06,638 --> 00:19:08,939
And we've been burned before.
409
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,341
And whoever you end up choosing,
410
00:19:10,342 --> 00:19:13,010
you don't really know 'em...
It's rough.
411
00:19:13,011 --> 00:19:15,012
Yes, I know.
It's rough.
412
00:19:15,013 --> 00:19:18,415
But it's where we are.
413
00:19:21,253 --> 00:19:22,253
I'll do it.
414
00:19:22,254 --> 00:19:25,089
What?
415
00:19:25,090 --> 00:19:27,424
What are you saying?
416
00:19:27,425 --> 00:19:30,895
I'm saying that
I'll be your surrogate,
417
00:19:30,896 --> 00:19:32,096
you know, if you want.
418
00:19:32,097 --> 00:19:35,132
Are you serious?
419
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,768
Yeah.
420
00:19:37,769 --> 00:19:40,437
Yeah.
I'm serious.
421
00:19:40,438 --> 00:19:42,773
Put your baby in me.
422
00:19:42,774 --> 00:19:46,243
Wait...
So this is real?
423
00:19:46,244 --> 00:19:48,445
You would actually
do this for us?
424
00:19:48,446 --> 00:19:49,980
Yeah.
425
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,715
Audrey, I really like you.
426
00:19:51,716 --> 00:19:56,754
And, Jeff,
you're...Married to her.
427
00:19:59,858 --> 00:20:01,058
We accept.
428
00:20:01,059 --> 00:20:02,426
Great.
429
00:20:02,427 --> 00:20:04,862
I would kiss you,
but I wouldn't want
430
00:20:04,863 --> 00:20:06,764
to make you all hot
and confused.
431
00:20:06,765 --> 00:20:09,433
Yeah, we probably
shouldn't risk it.
432
00:20:09,434 --> 00:20:12,536
Thank you.
Oh, thank you so much.
433
00:20:12,537 --> 00:20:15,356
- This is amazing.
- I like where this is headed.
434
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:19,643
You realize you're signing on
for about a year of this.
435
00:20:29,510 --> 00:20:31,144
Adam?
436
00:20:32,038 --> 00:20:34,107
Jeff.
437
00:20:36,174 --> 00:20:38,408
You made it, big dog!
438
00:20:38,409 --> 00:20:40,143
Yeah, we're out of beer.
439
00:20:40,144 --> 00:20:41,978
Uh, the other guys left.
440
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:45,632
But we could get
our rally on, huh?
441
00:20:45,633 --> 00:20:47,451
No, Jeff, come back here.
442
00:20:47,452 --> 00:20:49,786
Look, I'm very hungry.
443
00:20:49,787 --> 00:20:52,089
Help me, please!
444
00:20:52,090 --> 00:21:02,425
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