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Uh, yes,
I had a few questions
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about tonight's
Adoption Fair.
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Hey, here's a question.
Will there be food?
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How late will it be going?
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Ah. The Adoption Fair's
from 6:00 to 10:00.
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Great. Thank you.
Dinner hours.
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There's gonna be food,
right?
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Uh, my hus--
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a guy here wants to know
if there's gonna be any food.
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Thank you.
No food.
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Well, a lot of nerve
calling it a fair
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when they're not offering
some sort of meat on a stick.
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Try not to...
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Jeff it up too much
tonight, please.
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If we get serious
about adopting,
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we'll need these people
to like us.
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If they can't like me
for who I am,
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then I'm not gonna buy
one of their used babies.
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Just don't completely
embarrass us.
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I'll find
an appropriate level.
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Good. Let's finish talking
about replacing this rug.
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I thought we finished
last night when I said no
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and then fell asleep.
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Yeah, I know it's shocking,
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but your fake cartoon snoring
didn't fool me.
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It wasn't fake.
It was classic Three Stooges.
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And I don't want a new rug.
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I put a lot of time and effort
into breaking in this one.
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Yeah, you tried that argument
with all your old underwear.
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Come on, admit it--don't you
like your new underwear?
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Nestles in there sometimes,
but...
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This rug is fine.
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It works.
Watch. See?
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My feet aren't touching
the Wood floor.
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Hey, way to go, rug.
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You know, you get to live
in a pretty beautiful apartment
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because I take it upon myself
to make it beautiful.
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Like what I did
with the guest room
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and how I designed
the kitchen,
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and I think a new rug
will make this whole room
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feel a lot fresher and...
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d with you by my side d
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d there is no denying d
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d that I can't wait
for me and you d
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d Rules of Engagement 5x03 d
Rug-of-War
Original Air Date on October 4, 2010
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All right,
so maybe at lunch today
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we'll do a little
carpet shopping.
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Carpet shopping?
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What, did you get
a little carried away
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with the waxing this morning?
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I wish.
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No!
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God, sorry to disappoint you,
Russell.
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And me
you're disappointing.
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You're disappointing me too.
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A-all right,
carpets this afternoon
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and the Adoption Fair
tonight.
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What happened to finding
a new surrogate?
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You mean to replace the old
one that we had and loved
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but then you ruined her for us
by having sex with her?
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Jeez, take it easy.
Talk about holding a grudge.
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It was a week ago!
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It was only five
business days.
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She and I did some...
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A-busin-ess!
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Shoo...
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You're alone on this one.
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Mr. and Mrs. Bingham.
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Hey, Timmy.
Good morning, sir.
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Hey, Timmy, this coffee
doesn't taste as good
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as the coffee
you make at work.
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Fix it.
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Well, in order to do that,
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I'd have to bring it
into the restroom. Ha!
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That's very funny,
chutney dangerfield.
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Fix it.
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Hey, Tim,
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do you know anybody
who can get us a quality rug
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at well below
quality prices?
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Oh, I see.
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So because
I'm of Indian descent,
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I must have a friend or relative
who's a carpet merchant.
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Is that it?
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Well, do ya?
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Yes.
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Little more and...
There.
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Oh, my God, I love this rug.
Thank you.
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Adam, what do you think?
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When I lift the couch,
my guns look huge.
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Tell Audrey thanks again.
The rug looks perfect.
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Yeah, it really
ties all your crap together.
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I'm gonna miss it.
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Well, you can come over
whenever you want
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to visit the rug.
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You start buying
my brand of scotch,
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and maybe I will.
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He said...
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Hoping they'd buy him a bottle
of thank-you scotch.
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Anyway, I am gonna
go pick out
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some new pillows and throws
to go with the rug.
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Is that near
a liquor store?
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Buy me scotch.
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Anyways,
I hope that you and Jen
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have as much fun with this rug
as Audrey and I did.
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And...
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We had some fun.
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Uh, what do you mean?
What--what sort of fun?
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Sex fun.
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You used to have sex
on this rug?
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Yep.
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Yeah, in fact,
just last night
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we threw it a little
"bone voyage" party.
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I'll see ya, Buddy.
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No. No.
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Who's responsible for this?
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I bet it's Voldemort.
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Yes, it's Voldemort.
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Excuse me, sir.
Timmy.
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You know I don't like
to be disturbed
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while I'm reading pornography.
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Yes. Pornography.
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So it won't bother you
to know
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that Professor Snape
kills Dumbledore.
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Why would that both--
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not Dumbledore!
Why would you tell me that?
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Oh, I don't know, sir.
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Why would you pants me during
yesterday's staff meeting?
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All I know is
everybody laughed but you.
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Actually, you also know
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that Harry marries
Ginny Weasley.
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No! Why are you
telling me these things?
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Timmy, take off your belt
and call a staff meeting.
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I really do wish
I had the time, sir,
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but I have to take
the Binghams carpet shopping.
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Oh, bore.
Okay, fine, fine.
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Now, I've written down
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some emergency
contact numbers for you.
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There's my cell,
the police,
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your "masseuse"...
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And the gentleman
who waits in the lobby
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making everyone
feel uncomfortable
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while your "masseuse"
completes your "massage."
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All right,
enough with the air quotes.
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I don't need you around.
I'm not a child. Go.
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Of course not, sir.
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I've also placed your afternoon
juice box on your desk.
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Stop making yourself
feel so important and beat it.
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Gladly.
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Ah!
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Ooh!
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Timmy!
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Tim?
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The brown one is nice,
but, um...
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Can I see the yellow one
down here?
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Mm...
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May I see the brown one
again?
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I hate to be
a Polly push-along, sir...
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But how much longer
do you think
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Mrs. Bingham
will take to decide?
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We might die first.
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You've got that whole
reincarnation thing, so...
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You're fine.
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Look, Mr. Bingham, I--
how does that work?
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You know...
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Do you get to pick
what animal you come back as?
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Sir, it's actually
a deeply personal matter, so...
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See, me--I'd go bird.
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Or combo...Bird-horse.
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So I get to fly...
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And then when I land,
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I got a little something
for the reincarnated ladies.
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Did you ask your Uncle
about giving me
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the "friend of Timmy"
discount?
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Oh, Mr. Bingham, do you
consider us friends?
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Discount friends.
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I had a great time
with you.
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Are you kidding?
I would love to see you again.
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And by the way,
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you don't need to bring
the massage table.
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We're not fooling
d anybody d
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oh. Okay. Yes.
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All right.
I'll see you soon.
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Bye, hon.
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Ah ow!
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Hey, babe.
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Get the hell off the rug.
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What?
Why?
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It's so plush and soft.
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Jen, Jen, Jen, don't.
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Don't what?
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Oh...Oh!
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Three-second rule.
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No!
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What is wrong with you?
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Okay...Listen.
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Jeff told me
that he and Audrey
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used to do it on this rug.
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Eew!
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I know, right?
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I mean, no way we're
buying him any scotch!
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Oh, they're all over me!
I've gotta go take a shower!
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No! Don't leave me alone
with it!
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Ah-ha!
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Aah!
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Gah!
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Come on!
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Eh!
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The yellow one.
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Or the brown one.
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Hey, what do you say
you crank up this thing
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and fly us outta here?
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Ah, I'm Aladdin.
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I certainly had that coming,
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from bringing you here
and getting you a discount.
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Jeff, can you get over here
and help me?
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We gotta make a choice and then
get to the Adoption Fair.
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Well, then pick one.
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This should be both
our decisions.
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Which one do you like?
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Well, this one feels...
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Wow.
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It's a good thing
I'm already bent over.
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Don't pick by price.
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Which one do you like better?
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I don't wanna tell you.
Well, I want your opinion.
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Oh, fine.
Here we go.
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Um...
I like the brown one.
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Really?
'Cause I like the yellow one.
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Then let's get
the yellow one.
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No. Now I know
you like the brown one.
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And there ya go.
See? See?
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Fly, Timmy, fly.
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All right. That's as clean
as it's gonna get.
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Okay. Well...
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Let's take a look.
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Oh!
Whoa!
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Ugh!
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God, that's disgusting!
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It's like Jeff and Audrey's
marriage in liquid form.
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Ugh...
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And...And you were
rolling around in it.
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Oh. Thanks.
I forgot about that.
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You know, I...I still think
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we might have to
get rid of the rug.
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Unless...
We have sex on it.
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Uh...I don't know.
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I mean,
I've done some dirty things...
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Yes, we did.
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And there was
that truck stop bathroom...
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I don't remember that.
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00:14:02,121 --> 00:14:04,539
The locker room floor.
The locker room?
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00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:06,341
Yeah. The back
of that taco truck.
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Okay, please stop.
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Look, if we wanna try
to keep this thing,
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it's our only chance.
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Oh...
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Ugh.
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This is gonna be worse
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than that time we did it
in the parking structure.
261
00:14:26,862 --> 00:14:29,364
Still not me.
262
00:14:34,570 --> 00:14:36,738
Oh, wow.
This is great.
263
00:14:36,739 --> 00:14:38,406
All right,
they have information
264
00:14:38,407 --> 00:14:40,858
on adopting from countries
all over the world.
265
00:14:40,859 --> 00:14:44,295
It's like the international
food court at the mall...
266
00:14:44,296 --> 00:14:46,531
With babies
instead of gorditas.
267
00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:49,867
Ah. Mr. and Mrs. Bingham.
268
00:14:49,868 --> 00:14:53,054
Hi. I'm Tom Wrigley.
I'm the director of the program.
269
00:14:53,055 --> 00:14:55,256
Feel free to ask me
any questions you may have.
270
00:14:55,257 --> 00:14:56,508
Oh, thank you so much.
271
00:14:56,509 --> 00:14:58,843
I got a question.
272
00:14:58,844 --> 00:15:00,311
Should we tell him
273
00:15:00,312 --> 00:15:03,314
that there's a dead raccoon
on his head?
274
00:15:03,315 --> 00:15:05,900
When he turned around,
I expected to see a tail.
275
00:15:05,901 --> 00:15:07,602
Okay, no more of that.
276
00:15:07,603 --> 00:15:09,487
That guy is very important,
all right?
277
00:15:09,488 --> 00:15:11,689
If we decide to adopt,
all starts with him.
278
00:15:11,690 --> 00:15:12,890
Okay.
279
00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,744
What did you just eat?
280
00:15:16,745 --> 00:15:18,947
It's a mini egg roll.
281
00:15:19,915 --> 00:15:22,700
They had a bunch
at the bar mitzvah next door.
282
00:15:22,701 --> 00:15:25,703
They're really
doing it up for Seth.
283
00:15:25,704 --> 00:15:27,622
You said you wouldn't
embarrass us.
284
00:15:27,623 --> 00:15:30,041
No, I said I'd try,
and I planned on eating before,
285
00:15:30,042 --> 00:15:32,243
but you took so long
at the rug store,
286
00:15:32,244 --> 00:15:33,761
we didn't have time.
287
00:15:33,762 --> 00:15:36,414
I took so long because
I got no help from you.
288
00:15:36,415 --> 00:15:37,715
But why would
I expect my husband
289
00:15:37,716 --> 00:15:39,934
to participate in a decision
that affects us both?
290
00:15:39,935 --> 00:15:41,719
Hey, I participate
when I care,
291
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,721
and like I told you before,
292
00:15:43,722 --> 00:15:45,423
I don't care.
293
00:15:45,424 --> 00:15:47,308
Then why did you say
you wanted a brown one?
294
00:15:47,309 --> 00:15:48,626
Because you forced me
to choose.
295
00:15:48,627 --> 00:15:50,361
But to be honest,
it could be brown,
296
00:15:50,362 --> 00:15:51,980
yellow, whatever.
297
00:15:51,981 --> 00:15:54,265
Get a black one,
for all I care.
298
00:15:54,266 --> 00:15:56,934
I don't know
how you can be so blase.
299
00:15:56,935 --> 00:15:59,320
I mean, we're gonna have
to live with it for years.
300
00:15:59,321 --> 00:16:00,622
Hey, I was fine
with the old one,
301
00:16:00,623 --> 00:16:02,156
but no, you had to
just give it away!
302
00:16:02,157 --> 00:16:03,741
Didn't even let me sell it.
303
00:16:03,742 --> 00:16:05,460
I beg your pardon.
304
00:16:05,461 --> 00:16:07,495
I'm going to have to
ask you to leave.
305
00:16:07,496 --> 00:16:08,946
Huh?
'Scuse me?
306
00:16:08,947 --> 00:16:10,798
Adopting a child
is a very serious decision,
307
00:16:10,799 --> 00:16:12,417
and you don't sound
like the kind of people
308
00:16:12,418 --> 00:16:14,719
who should be legally
allowed to do so.
309
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,921
I should call
social services!
310
00:16:16,922 --> 00:16:19,173
What?
O-oh, you thought
311
00:16:19,174 --> 00:16:21,125
we were talking about babies.
312
00:16:21,126 --> 00:16:23,261
No, no, no, no, we were not
talking about a baby.
313
00:16:23,262 --> 00:16:25,463
We were talking about a rug,
not a baby--a rug.
314
00:16:25,464 --> 00:16:29,967
Not--not your rug.
Not...That you have a rug.
315
00:16:29,968 --> 00:16:32,820
I mean, that...Very well
could be your own hair.
316
00:16:32,821 --> 00:16:35,690
Which is entirely possible,
and if it's not,
317
00:16:35,691 --> 00:16:37,158
it's totally undetectable.
318
00:16:37,159 --> 00:16:39,360
Isn't that right, Jeff?
319
00:16:40,696 --> 00:16:44,616
We're sorry
to have wasted your time.
320
00:16:45,668 --> 00:16:47,151
Let's go, honey.
321
00:16:47,152 --> 00:16:49,987
Oh, I've never been
so humiliated.
322
00:16:49,988 --> 00:16:52,540
Oh, sure, you have.
323
00:16:59,048 --> 00:17:01,015
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
324
00:17:01,016 --> 00:17:04,686
Are you on your balcony
tanning topless?
325
00:17:04,687 --> 00:17:09,524
Yeah, way to put the melon
in melanoma.
326
00:17:37,219 --> 00:17:39,554
Mr. Dunbar,
are you all right, sir?
327
00:17:39,555 --> 00:17:41,889
Timmy,
I'm so glad you're here.
328
00:17:41,890 --> 00:17:45,426
Can you hand me
those binoculars?
329
00:17:46,679 --> 00:17:47,845
Yeah.
330
00:17:47,846 --> 00:17:49,597
Ah!
Got 'em.
331
00:17:49,598 --> 00:17:51,399
All good.
Got 'em.
332
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,267
Thank you.
333
00:17:53,268 --> 00:17:55,052
Whoo!
334
00:17:55,053 --> 00:17:56,654
What on earth
happened here, sir?
335
00:17:56,655 --> 00:18:00,808
Oh, I had a little
trouble adjusting my chair.
336
00:18:00,809 --> 00:18:03,745
Is this chick waving at me?
337
00:18:03,746 --> 00:18:05,079
Was there a fire here,
sir?
338
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,749
Timmy, you seem a little
bit flustered, all right?
339
00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:09,117
This'll perk ya up.
340
00:18:09,118 --> 00:18:10,952
Take a look
at this Lady's Ga-Gas.
341
00:18:12,538 --> 00:18:14,339
No. I don't wish
to violate the privacy
342
00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:15,540
of some poor, innocent woman
343
00:18:15,541 --> 00:18:17,575
by ogling her
through binoculars.
344
00:18:17,576 --> 00:18:19,794
Gay-guy-said what?
345
00:18:19,795 --> 00:18:22,246
Sir, this place
is an absolute disaster.
346
00:18:22,247 --> 00:18:24,015
You realize that, don't you?
347
00:18:24,016 --> 00:18:25,249
And here you were earlier
348
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:27,802
mocking me for implying
that you needed me.
349
00:18:27,803 --> 00:18:29,437
All right, I'll say it.
350
00:18:29,438 --> 00:18:31,105
I need you...
351
00:18:32,808 --> 00:18:34,776
Thank you.
352
00:18:34,777 --> 00:18:36,778
To clean all this up.
353
00:18:36,779 --> 00:18:38,780
Gotta go!
354
00:18:44,803 --> 00:18:46,954
That was rough.
355
00:18:48,874 --> 00:18:51,092
Yeah. And we both were...
356
00:18:51,093 --> 00:18:54,328
Struggling pretty hard
not to be on the bottom.
357
00:18:54,329 --> 00:18:56,047
You know what?
358
00:18:56,048 --> 00:18:58,166
I am looking at this rug,
359
00:18:58,167 --> 00:19:00,301
and I am thinking
of what we did.
360
00:19:00,302 --> 00:19:01,969
Not of them.
361
00:19:01,970 --> 00:19:03,254
Yeah?
Yeah.
362
00:19:03,255 --> 00:19:04,889
Let me try.
363
00:19:06,925 --> 00:19:08,793
Yeah...
Yeah.
364
00:19:08,794 --> 00:19:11,462
I really feel like
we made it ours.
365
00:19:11,463 --> 00:19:14,482
Yeah. And honey, someday...
366
00:19:14,483 --> 00:19:17,351
Someone is gonna be sucking
gallons of our sludge
367
00:19:17,352 --> 00:19:19,187
off of that.
368
00:19:20,355 --> 00:19:22,973
Aw!
369
00:19:22,974 --> 00:19:25,026
All right, I'm gonna
go get ready for bed.
370
00:19:29,448 --> 00:19:32,250
Hey.
Hey.
371
00:19:32,251 --> 00:19:35,086
We, uh, need the rug back.
372
00:19:36,538 --> 00:19:37,988
Why?
373
00:19:37,989 --> 00:19:42,159
Well, Audrey and I couldn't
agree on a new one, so...
374
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,378
Roll her up.
375
00:19:44,379 --> 00:19:46,547
You're not gonna want it.
376
00:19:46,548 --> 00:19:49,967
Jen and I just threw it
a "welcome bone" party.
377
00:19:52,671 --> 00:19:54,188
So...
378
00:19:54,189 --> 00:19:57,842
Now every time
that you look at this,
379
00:19:57,843 --> 00:20:01,179
you're gonna think of us...
Doin' it.
380
00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:03,231
Huh.
What are you doing?
381
00:20:03,232 --> 00:20:07,735
I'm just seeing if I can
edit you out of that picture.
382
00:20:07,736 --> 00:20:10,872
And I can.
So roll it up.
383
00:20:10,873 --> 00:20:13,875
Oh. Hey, Jeff.
384
00:20:13,876 --> 00:20:17,128
Hey yourself, you.
385
00:20:23,286 --> 00:20:26,238
Good to have you back,
old friend.
386
00:20:26,239 --> 00:20:27,572
Looks even better
387
00:20:27,573 --> 00:20:29,074
since we got those saps
down the hall
388
00:20:29,075 --> 00:20:31,209
to clean it for us.
389
00:20:31,210 --> 00:20:33,945
And the rug's fine,
but you know what I'm thinking?
390
00:20:33,946 --> 00:20:36,581
Something annoying?
391
00:20:36,582 --> 00:20:38,183
I'm thinking now we should
392
00:20:38,184 --> 00:20:40,168
reupholster
the couch and chairs.
393
00:20:40,169 --> 00:20:41,920
Hey, got it right
first guess.
394
00:20:41,921 --> 00:20:43,538
I'll make ya a deal.
395
00:20:43,539 --> 00:20:46,007
You can re-whatever
the furniture
396
00:20:46,008 --> 00:20:48,443
if we re-christen
the rug right now.
397
00:20:48,444 --> 00:20:52,764
Oh, yeah, yeah,
I'm talking about right here...
398
00:20:52,765 --> 00:20:55,650
A little bit over here,
399
00:20:55,651 --> 00:21:00,088
possibly finishing up
right about here.
400
00:21:01,691 --> 00:21:03,525
Me-me-me-me-me-me.
401
00:21:03,526 --> 00:21:06,178
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