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Oh, my God.
You're gonna be our surrogate.
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She's gonna be our surrogate.
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I know.
I've been here the whole time.
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We're just excited.
I'm excited too.
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I'll see you guys soon?
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Okay.
Okay.
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Hi, there.
Russell Dunbar.
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Pam Nelson.
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Oh, I know a Pam Nelson.
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She finds me charming
and adorable.
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Wait, that's you.
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Wow. Has that line
ever worked?
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Ha. We'll see.
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No!
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Can you believe it?
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I mean,
after all that searching.
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And she's perfect.
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She was perfect
when she left our apartment.
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Let's go inside.
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You know,
I was thinking,
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sometimes these things--
inside.
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And so Bartholomew Vader
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named the device
after his daughter, Ella.
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That's why they call it
the "Ella-Vader."
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Really?
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So it has nothing to do
with the fact
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that it elevates, huh?
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No.
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In fact, Bartholomew almost
named it after himself.
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The "Barth-Vader."
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Well, it was--it was nice
talking to you.
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Yeah. You too.
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So where are you headed?
Oh, really?
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I'm heading that way too.
Let's share a cab.
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Oscar, did you see
a blond lady
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with what looks like
a smaller blond lady?
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Yes. I just got a cab
for them.
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Why? Why did you do that?
Because they tipped me.
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If you'd like,
I can explain what that means.
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Pick up. Pick up.
Pick up. Yay. Voicemail.
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Russell, the woman
that you're with
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Do not touch her.
Stay off.
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Get off her!
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d How many ways
to say I love you? d
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d how many ways to say
that I'm not scared d
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d with you by my side d
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d there is no denying d
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d that I can't wait
for me and you d
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d Rules of Engagement 5x01 d
Surro-gate
original air date on September 20, 2010
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-- sync by elderman --
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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Russell Dunbar's office.
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Oh, hello, Mr. Bingham.
What? Oh, dear.
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So you want me
to track down my boss
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before he pollutes
your would-be surrogate?
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Just another day at the office
for Timmy.
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Look, it's important.
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You remember that time
Russell touched
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one of Audrey's french fries?
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Well, imagine if that french fry
was gonna carry her child.
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Instead of just touching it,
he whips out--
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yes, sir, analogy noted.
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I'll find him.
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Um, I think my first stop
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will be the laser light show
at the planetarium.
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He's into that?
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No, he just finds
that the show
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leaves women confused
and disoriented.
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He's into that.
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Well, see,
if he touches Pam,
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I'm gonna confuse and disorient
his face.
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And with that pithy bon mot
from your rapier-like wit,
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I'm off.
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What?
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That is such great news.
We are so happy for you.
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Yeah, congrats.
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Hey, you know,
we might use a surrogate too.
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Why would we do that?
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Well, with a surrogate,
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you won't get all big
and bloated.
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And let's be honest,
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we all know
where the baby comes out.
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No, I don't. Where?
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Don't make me say it.
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Hey, there they are.
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Oh, hey, congrats
on the surrogate, Buddy.
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Thanks.
Jeff, where did you just go?
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I just, uh, ran
down the stairs
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and then, uh, back up again.
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Why?
That's great exercise.
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It's great exercise.
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And you guys have to be
in good shape
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if you're gonna be chasing
a kid around.
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What,
are you a mind reader?
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'Cause that's exactly
what I was doing.
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You know,
running the stairs
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could be the answer
to my problem.
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What problem?
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The other day, my wallet
fell out of my back pocket.
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You know, and it used to fit
all snuggly in my pants.
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But...My butt's
getting smaller.
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He's worried he's gonna
end up like his dad.
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You mean with a son
who tells really dull stories?
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No. His dad has just about
no rear end at all.
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It's lower back
straight into legs.
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It's almost to the point
where he can't use
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a conventional chair.
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Running the stairs
could give me the rounded,
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muscular buttocks I want.
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That we want.
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That's a great story.
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Let's end this visit
on a high note.
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Congrats again, you guys.
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Hey, what do you want to be
for Halloween this year?
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Can you believe
we are that much closer
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to being parents?
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Yeah, it's really freaky.
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Give me Pam's number.
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I want to call her.
Why?
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You know, thank her
for letting us use her innards.
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Oh.
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I like your enthusiasm.
Don't like "innards."
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Voicemail.
Hey, give it to me.
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Pam, hey, it's Jeff Bingham.
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Listen, we already miss you
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and we really want
to talk to you
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so call me back
as soon as you can.
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And, uh, you know,
for instance,
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say you're gonna do
some activity.
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Call me before you do
the activity.
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Call me.
And Audrey says "hey."
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What?
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I'm excited
about having a baby.
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God, I--sometimes I feel like
I'm alone in this.
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Whoa.
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Yeah.
It's pretty wild, huh?
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I guess they started
doing these shows
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in the mid-'70s
before I was born.
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I'm young.
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Yeah,
it's--it's hypnotic.
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I'm actually starting
to get a little dizzy
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and light-headed.
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Really?
That's wildly unexpected.
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Maybe we should get out of here
and go somewhere else.
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Yeah, okay.
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Wow.
My neck's a little tight.
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Hopefully
the next place we go
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doesn't involve me staring up
at the ceiling.
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That'll be your call.
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Come on, Jeff.
Keep up.
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Running the stairs
was your idea.
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Yeah. This is exactly
how I was hoping
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it would play out.
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Keep going.
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Getting a call.
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It's probably death
letting me know he's on his way.
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It's a client.
You go, I'll catch up.
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If you can catch up.
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If that's a challenge,
consider it accepted.
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What a nightmare.
Timmy.
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What's up?
You find Russell?
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No, but thanks
to the second-hand smoke,
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I have found a tasty buzz.
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Come on, Timmy, you got
to keep it together, all right?
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What's your next move?
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Well, I thought we needed
someone to stake out
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Mr. Dunbar's apartment
in case he brings Pam there.
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So I asked Jennifer.
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Not Adam?
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I tried,
but he said he was busy, sir.
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Oh, hey, Buddy.
Time to start working my ass.
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Whoo!
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It's too bad.
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Could've made
a valuable member
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of the team.
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Well, I'm off
to the hot dog place
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on 72nd street.
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Russell takes girls out
for a weiner.
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That's real subtle.
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No, but if I don't get
a chili cheese dog soon,
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it will assuredly harsh
my mellow.
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All right, Timmy,
I'm in the hallway.
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Excellent.
Excellent hot dogs.
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Ugh. So this is the place
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where hope and dignity go
to die.
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Jennifer.
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I knew you'd come around.
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I need about 20 minutes
to reload.
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Please tell me
that you weren't just
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with a woman named Pam.
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Let me think.
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"Oh, Pam. Oh, Pam.
Do it, Pam!"
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Yeah, it was Pam.
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Wait, how did you know that?
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I only tweeted it
like five minutes ago.
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@russelldunbar.
You follow me.
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Russell?
Yeah, babe.
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Is it all right if I take
a quick shower?
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Sure, babe.
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Don't you need to go start
the hidden shower cam?
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No.
It's motion activated.
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You have no idea
what you've just done.
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All I've done is done made
meself pretty tired.
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Oh, noooo!
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Jennifer, what's wrong?
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You saw what?
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Oh, my.
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Hey, Timmy, what's up?
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Oh, no. Oh, God.
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Okay.
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No pain, no gain,
old man.
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Whoa!
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Where's Russell?
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Mr. Bingham. Yes.
Ah, hi there.
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I'm so sorry, but Mr. Dunbar's
not available right now.
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Um, of course,
you're more than welcome
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to leave a message.
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But, uh, I'm afraid
you can't go in there.
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So...Nn.
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Mr. Bingham's here
to see you, sir.
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Thank you, Timmy.
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You defiled our surrogate!
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I ought to smack
that spray tan right off of you!
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Won't work.
I got burnt sienna.
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Guaranteed for five days.
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Timmy, get back in here.
No.
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Listen, dude, I'm sorry,
but it's not my fault.
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When Jen told me who she was,
I felt horrible.
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And I only had sex
with her again because,
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you know, I wanted to have sex
with her again.
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You've ruined it for us!
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Really?
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Is the thought of her being
with me that disgusting?
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Absolutely.
I agree.
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I'm not that bad of a guy
despite all your joking.
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Am I laughing?
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Hard to tell. Your face
doesn't move a lot.
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Audrey's gonna hate this
even more than I do.
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Oh, yeah.
She's not a fan of mine.
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That's why you don't tell her
a thing.
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No, that's not how we're
gonna play this.
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You're gonna come over
and you're gonna tell her.
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d duh-duh duh! d
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how do you turn
this damn thing off?
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The blue button, sir.
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Ha. Just kidding.
It's the red one.
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I can't tell Audrey, dude.
She'll kill me.
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No, no.
Pam's gonna be around.
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She'll see you.
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It's better Audrey
find out now
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then after I paid her
all that money.
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Or even worse,
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after she's all goofed up
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with our baby stuff.
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Ah. Dude, I'm sorry.
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I feel for you, Buddy.
But I'm not telling Audrey.
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00:12:05,927 --> 00:12:07,978
And you can't make me.
257
00:12:09,848 --> 00:12:11,315
Timmy, I'm gonna step out
for a bit.
258
00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:14,485
Hold my calls.
259
00:12:14,486 --> 00:12:17,738
Yes, sir.
260
00:12:21,192 --> 00:12:23,393
Oh. She's not here.
Okay, cool.
261
00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:25,446
Well, later, lurch.
262
00:12:25,447 --> 00:12:31,168
Hey, Jeff...
Oh, why is that here?
263
00:12:31,169 --> 00:12:33,670
He's here for a reason.
He has something to tell you.
264
00:12:33,671 --> 00:12:38,625
Russ.
265
00:12:38,626 --> 00:12:40,711
Hey, aud, um, we were
just cruising
266
00:12:40,712 --> 00:12:44,681
around the neighborhood
and, um...
267
00:12:44,682 --> 00:12:48,101
I, uh, I hooked up
with, uh, your surrogate
268
00:12:48,102 --> 00:12:49,186
and it won't happen again.
269
00:12:49,187 --> 00:12:53,574
And I'm sorry.
270
00:12:57,278 --> 00:13:00,263
That's really good.
That was very good.
271
00:13:00,264 --> 00:13:01,865
You guys almost had me.
272
00:13:01,866 --> 00:13:05,118
Aha ha ha. The look
on your face was priceless.
273
00:13:05,119 --> 00:13:07,120
Truly classic.
Got to go.
274
00:13:07,121 --> 00:13:09,373
Russell.
275
00:13:09,374 --> 00:13:11,942
Be a man.
No.
276
00:13:16,831 --> 00:13:21,084
Audrey, I actually
did have sex with Pam.
277
00:13:25,790 --> 00:13:29,843
I'm speechless.
278
00:13:29,844 --> 00:13:32,145
So this is what it takes.
279
00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:38,134
I swear I didn't know
she was your surrogate.
280
00:13:38,135 --> 00:13:39,653
I just met her like normal.
281
00:13:39,654 --> 00:13:40,654
And then I asked her out.
282
00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:41,972
And then we went
to my house.
283
00:13:41,973 --> 00:13:45,308
And then the usual, you know?
Twice.
284
00:13:47,245 --> 00:13:49,479
I knew it. I knew it.
It was too perfect.
285
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,448
I knew something had
to go wrong.
286
00:13:51,449 --> 00:13:55,485
I just didn't know
how horribly, horribly wrong.
287
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,320
Okay, we have fun.
We do.
288
00:13:57,321 --> 00:14:01,375
But, seriously,
what's so bad about me?
289
00:14:01,376 --> 00:14:06,930
You're sleazy, indiscriminate,
deceitful, shallow, lustful.
290
00:14:06,931 --> 00:14:10,217
And you shame both women
and yourself.
291
00:14:10,218 --> 00:14:13,937
Some chicks go for that.
292
00:14:13,938 --> 00:14:16,690
I can't believe this.
We can't use Pam now.
293
00:14:16,691 --> 00:14:19,843
Why not?
She slept with you.
294
00:14:19,844 --> 00:14:24,481
So, obviously,
she drinks too much.
295
00:14:24,482 --> 00:14:28,735
She had one glass of wine.
Oh, so she does drugs.
296
00:14:28,736 --> 00:14:32,139
She didn't do any drugs!
None that she knew of.
297
00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:34,491
I didn't slip her--
298
00:14:34,492 --> 00:14:40,464
I'm starting to question
how you see me.
299
00:14:40,465 --> 00:14:45,368
You can go now.
No. I won't be going.
300
00:14:45,369 --> 00:14:48,038
I've been disrespected.
301
00:14:48,039 --> 00:14:50,390
And I'm not leaving here
till I get an apology.
302
00:14:50,391 --> 00:14:53,043
How about that?
303
00:14:53,044 --> 00:14:58,381
Ow.
304
00:14:58,382 --> 00:15:03,153
Apology accepted.
305
00:15:03,154 --> 00:15:05,155
How's the ass blasting
going?
306
00:15:05,156 --> 00:15:07,074
You tell me.
307
00:15:17,735 --> 00:15:21,338
So what are you thinking?
308
00:15:21,339 --> 00:15:23,290
Well, on the one hand,
309
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:25,425
am I angry
about what Russell did?
310
00:15:25,426 --> 00:15:27,077
You betcha.
311
00:15:27,078 --> 00:15:28,845
Did I fantasize
about getting revenge?
312
00:15:28,846 --> 00:15:30,013
Sure did.
313
00:15:30,014 --> 00:15:31,882
Did I go online
and look up poisons
314
00:15:31,883 --> 00:15:35,218
that can't be detected
in an autopsy?
315
00:15:35,219 --> 00:15:37,754
Who wouldn't?
316
00:15:37,755 --> 00:15:40,440
You could just feed him
your meatloaf.
317
00:15:43,427 --> 00:15:45,362
But despite what happened,
318
00:15:45,363 --> 00:15:47,314
I still think Pam would make
a great surrogate.
319
00:15:47,315 --> 00:15:48,982
I mean, logically,
that hasn't changed.
320
00:15:48,983 --> 00:15:50,283
Right.
What do you think?
321
00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:52,035
I'm the one
doing all the talking here.
322
00:15:52,036 --> 00:15:56,957
It's been that way
since the wedding.
323
00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:58,375
What the hell
is wrong with you?
324
00:15:58,376 --> 00:15:59,660
I'm sorry.
325
00:15:59,661 --> 00:16:01,495
Look, I'm not thrilled
about what happened either.
326
00:16:01,496 --> 00:16:03,213
But I remember how excited
and relieved we were
327
00:16:03,214 --> 00:16:04,381
when we found Pam.
328
00:16:04,382 --> 00:16:05,615
Yes. I remember that too.
329
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:06,883
So here--this is where
I stand.
330
00:16:06,884 --> 00:16:08,618
I just want you to be happy.
331
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:14,257
I want us to be happy.
332
00:16:14,258 --> 00:16:16,476
You know what,
let's keep Pam.
333
00:16:16,477 --> 00:16:19,396
Yeah?
Yes. Yes.
334
00:16:19,397 --> 00:16:21,181
We are too big and powerful
335
00:16:21,182 --> 00:16:23,633
to let Russell
have any effect on us.
336
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:25,936
That's right.
We're huge.
337
00:16:25,937 --> 00:16:29,106
Yeah. He's nothing.
338
00:16:29,107 --> 00:16:31,241
We are not going to let him
ruin this for us.
339
00:16:31,242 --> 00:16:33,076
No, we are not.
340
00:16:33,077 --> 00:16:37,814
In fact, I am going to transfer
the fee to Pam right now.
341
00:16:37,815 --> 00:16:39,783
Good.
342
00:16:39,784 --> 00:16:42,035
By hitting this button
right here,
343
00:16:42,036 --> 00:16:46,456
which will remove
a large sum of money
344
00:16:46,457 --> 00:16:48,291
from our account
345
00:16:48,292 --> 00:16:49,860
and send it to hers.
346
00:16:49,861 --> 00:16:52,328
Do it.
I will.
347
00:16:52,329 --> 00:16:54,214
Because you are positive
348
00:16:54,215 --> 00:16:56,266
that you're okay with her.
349
00:16:56,267 --> 00:16:58,668
I am.
You don't have to worry.
350
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:01,671
Go ahead. Do it.
351
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,073
It's done.
352
00:17:03,074 --> 00:17:05,859
Good.
353
00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:07,194
And you know what,
354
00:17:07,195 --> 00:17:08,678
now that all of this
is behind us,
355
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:11,314
I feel even more positive
about Pam than I did before.
356
00:17:11,315 --> 00:17:13,200
I'm glad to hear that.
Mm.
357
00:17:13,201 --> 00:17:16,519
Now it's actually done.
358
00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:26,329
Push! Push! Push!
359
00:17:35,907 --> 00:17:38,892
Waaaaah.
360
00:17:38,893 --> 00:17:43,847
Waaaah.
Waaa-haaa-haaa-haaa.
361
00:17:49,553 --> 00:17:53,774
Uh, he's good and hungry.
362
00:17:57,361 --> 00:18:02,565
Uh-uh, mama. No bottle.
I want the real thing.
363
00:18:02,566 --> 00:18:06,369
Now whip them puppies out.
364
00:18:06,370 --> 00:18:09,005
Ah. Oh! Oh, God.
365
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:11,291
Oh, God, Jeff. Wake up. Wake up.
I just had the worst dream.
366
00:18:11,292 --> 00:18:16,713
You'll wake the baby.
367
00:18:16,714 --> 00:18:19,132
Too late. I'm up.
368
00:18:19,133 --> 00:18:20,851
Aaaah!
Aaaah!
369
00:18:20,852 --> 00:18:24,387
Ah ah ah!
370
00:18:24,388 --> 00:18:28,608
We need a new surrogate?
371
00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:32,095
Okay.
372
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:39,352
So anyway, that's why we had
to let Pam go.
373
00:18:39,353 --> 00:18:40,554
There is good news.
374
00:18:40,555 --> 00:18:42,438
Remember how we used to have
thousands of dollars
375
00:18:42,439 --> 00:18:44,440
more than we needed?
376
00:18:44,441 --> 00:18:46,326
I'm sorry, you guys.
377
00:18:46,327 --> 00:18:47,944
Well, it looks like
we're back on the market
378
00:18:47,945 --> 00:18:49,296
for a surrogate.
379
00:18:49,297 --> 00:18:52,249
What about Jen?
380
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:55,502
What about Jen for what?
381
00:18:55,503 --> 00:18:57,254
To be their surrogate.
382
00:18:57,255 --> 00:18:59,472
What are you talking about?
383
00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:01,457
We owe them.
384
00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:03,459
And they've always done
nice stuff for us.
385
00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:04,845
Remember we left
for the week
386
00:19:04,846 --> 00:19:06,596
and they took in our mail
for us?
387
00:19:11,135 --> 00:19:14,070
How about we give them
a nice bottle of wine?
388
00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:19,276
Yeah. Probably be less
wear and tear on your rig.
389
00:19:20,477 --> 00:19:21,978
Here's an idea:
390
00:19:21,979 --> 00:19:24,247
Why don't you think
before you talk?
391
00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:27,317
Will do.
392
00:19:27,318 --> 00:19:29,619
Oh, sheesh, I got to go.
393
00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:32,706
This guy at the gym promised
he was gonna go nuts on my ass.
394
00:19:40,552 --> 00:19:44,205
So you and Audrey are back
on the surrogate hunt?
395
00:19:44,206 --> 00:19:46,440
Yeah.
Thanks again for that.
396
00:19:46,441 --> 00:19:48,943
You know, if I may,
397
00:19:48,944 --> 00:19:52,480
next time,
you go with a real uggo.
398
00:19:52,481 --> 00:19:56,567
You know, make sure
she's russell-proof.
399
00:19:56,568 --> 00:19:57,768
That's an interesting
thought.
400
00:19:57,769 --> 00:19:59,136
Or how about this:
401
00:19:59,137 --> 00:20:02,206
You go anywhere near
our next surrogate
402
00:20:02,207 --> 00:20:04,892
and I pound you until
there's nothing but a red puddle
403
00:20:04,893 --> 00:20:07,294
of bad '70s hair.
404
00:20:12,116 --> 00:20:14,652
It's always good
to have choices.
405
00:20:14,653 --> 00:20:18,005
Hey.
How's the gym?
406
00:20:18,006 --> 00:20:20,290
That guy blast your ass?
407
00:20:22,344 --> 00:20:27,565
No.
Why not?
408
00:20:27,566 --> 00:20:30,868
Turns out we were talking
about two different things.
409
00:20:32,087 --> 00:20:35,472
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