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Hey, honey,
we should get going.
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Why do dresses never
look as good at home
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as they do in the store?
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It's because mannequins
have such great bodies.
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I... I mean, not that you...
Forget it.
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Wait, are you eating ice cream?
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Uh-huh.
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No, we're going out
to a nice dinner.
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Put it back.
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All right, Mom.
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Hey, honey, are you okay?
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I mean, you sure
you wanna do this tonight?
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Of course I do.
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There's nothing I want more
than to marry you.
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I'm just nervous.
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I know, I'm nervous too.
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That's why I need
the ice cream.
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Come here.
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It's your wedding day.
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If you want ice cream, go nuts.
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Oh, do we have nuts?
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Don't make me rethink tonight.
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Jeff and Audrey
are gonna be surprised, huh?
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That's the point
of doing it this way.
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Russell ask why
you were leaving work early?
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No, I told him I was sick.
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He said the gay guy, Mel from
accounting, was sick too
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and then he jumped to some
pretty graphic conclusions.
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Where is my dry-cleaning?
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I don't know.
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Here it is.
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Where's my purse?
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I don't know.
Oh.
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Here it is.
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Oh, God. Where's
my cell phone?
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I don't know.
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Oh. Here it is.
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Hey...
Hey! Where's my gun?
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What?
Nothing.
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I'm just tired
of the old frantic routine
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trying to get ready to go out.
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Well, I'm sorry,
I do a little more
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than throw on a sport coat
and forget to reapply deodorant.
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This restaurant Adam and Jen
are taking us to
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is very fancy, and they
don't have a lot of money.
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Don't order anything pricey.
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I got a hankering
for free lobster.
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No lobster.
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Fine, I'll eat
that box of Pop-Tarts.
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That'll save them
the price of an appetizer.
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No, no. We'll just...
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We can split a salad.
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Oh, can we?
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All right.
How do I look?
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You know.
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Why do I bother?
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Yeah, why do you?
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♪ How many ways
To say, "I love you?" ♪
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♪ How many ways
To say that I'm not scared? ♪
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♪ With you by my side ♪
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♪ There is no denyin' ♪
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♪ I can't wait
For me and you ♪
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Hey, uh, Jen wanted me to check
to see if you guys are ready.
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I am. Audrey's not.
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Well, can you push her along?
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"Can I push her along"?
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It's just that tonight
is kind of important,
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and we sort of have a schedule.
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All right, you wanna try?
Go in.
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Dude. Dude, dude,
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she's... She's wearing
her underwear.
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Why the hell did you
send him in there?
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You were just dressed.
What happened?
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I decided to change.
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Can you ever, for once in your
whole life ever just be helpful?
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You want helpful?
Okay, how's this?
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You look the same in everything,
I'm hungry, hurry up.
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You are such an ass.
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Maybe we just
shouldn't even go.
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Oh, no.
Then I wouldn't get
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to not have lobster
and half a salad.
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Dude, why don't you
go without us.
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She's about to turn green
and bust out of her clothes.
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She's the Hulk.
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Look, you have
to come with us tonight.
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Why?
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Well, there's a special
secret reason.
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I don't care.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Okay, only if you promise
not to tell Audrey.
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I promise.
Okay.
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Tonight, before we go
to the restaurant,
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we are going to City Hall.
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Jen and I are getting married.
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Oh! Good for you, buddy.
Yeah. Yeah?
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Oh, yeah. Right.
Oh! Jesus.
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We're holding hands now.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, that's why
I wanted you to go.
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Why'd you guys
decide to do it now?
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Jen's parents have been
pressuring her
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to have this big wedding,
and tell Jen to do one thing,
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she's gonna do the other.
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I didn't know Audrey
was selling franchises.
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Count us in.
Great.
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Oh, remember,
don't tell Audrey.
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You got it.
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They're getting married?
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Tonight?
Yes.
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And we're the witnesses but
we're not supposed to know?
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Excellent repeating
of everything I just said.
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Oh, my God. I...
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I don't know what to say.
I... I didn't expect this.
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You didn't win
an Oscar, Audrey.
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Well, I have to change
into something nicer.
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I mean, I am the maid of honor.
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You're married, so actually
you are the matron of honor.
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You need to change too.
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Why?
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Because it's just us,
so you're like the best man.
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Boy, that's crazy ironic.
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Hello, there. One large chicken
noodle soup to go, please.
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Anything else?
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No, no, just the soup today,
thank you.
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My friend's
not feeling well, see?
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Chicken soup won't cure
what he's spreading around.
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Oh, no, no, no.
It's for Adam.
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FYI, I'm on some experimental
pills from Mexico
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and so far, so bueno.
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Dude, you have to do this?
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We're gonna be late
for the movie.
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I don't have to, I want to.
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Mr. Rhodes left work
feeling sick.
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Some nice hot soup
will do him well.
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I mean, I could understand
if you want
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to have sex
with the guy, but...
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Wait, do you want
to have sex with the guy?
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I'm just being a good friend.
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If you were a better friend,
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maybe people would invite
you out more often. Hm?
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You ever consider that?
Hm?
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I get invited out plenty.
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Being asked to leave doesn't
count as being invited out.
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Okay, everything's on track,
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Jeff and Audrey
are just about ready.
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Does this dress
look good on me?
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Yeah, it looks great.
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No it doesn't.
You're insane.
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Okay, it doesn't look great.
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Oh, don't bother.
Your opinion is useless.
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I'm gonna go ask Audrey.
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Yay, I get that forever.
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Where's Audrey? I want to ask
her how I look in this dress.
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You look fine.
Shut up.
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Audrey is definitively
selling franchises.
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Hey.
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Oh. You changed.
You look nice.
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Well, how gay of you to notice.
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Hey, Jen. Oh, I am
so excited about tonight.
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Me too. What do you think
of this dress?
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Uh, not great on the boobs,
even worse on the arms.
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Thank you.
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Couldn't just do that,
could you?
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Fine. Your legs
look weird too.
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No, but I...
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Just go.
I was trying to say...
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But...
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Give me the key.
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Oh, hold on, I left it inside.
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He locked us out.
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Oh. These are the times
I wish I'd learned magic.
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Oh, my God, so now I have no
boobs, giant arms, weird legs.
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I can't go out like this.
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People will think
I am a transvestite.
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That will not
reflect well on me.
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All right. Calm down.
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You can borrow
something of mine.
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Thank you.
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So you've been dealing with this
getting-ready-to-go-out drama
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for, like, 14 years?
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Oh, yeah.
How do you handle it?
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I have developed a pretty
effective method. I'll show you.
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Want me to show you again?
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No, it's okay.
I got it.
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I'm gonna show you again.
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Oh. Hey, uh, didn't we
give you a spare key
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the time we went
out of town a while back?
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You sure did.
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I never told you this,
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but that week
Audrey had me use your toilet.
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Anyway, I... I can't remember
if it was before
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or after we changed our lock,
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but could you get the key?
I'll give it a try.
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Yeah.
You still have
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that bottle of Scotch that
I gave you for your birthday?
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Yeah.
All right.
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If this key works,
bring it back.
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But that was a gift.
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Look, you had it for three
weeks, it's public domain.
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Stupid key.
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Dumb door.
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Mr. Rhodes?
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Oh, hey, Timmy. Russell.
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I thought you were sick.
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I am.
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Why are you all dressed up?
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Okay, Russell, you were right.
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I'm going out with Mel
from accounting.
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All right, worst liar ever,
what's going on?
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I can't tell you.
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Really? What if I just stare
at you like this?
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Okay, okay, okay.
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I'll tell you the truth.
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Jen and I are going out
with Jeff and Audrey.
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Hm. Doesn't seem
that clandestine.
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Yeah, if clandestine
means not boring.
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What's the big cover-up?
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Well, before dinner, um...
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we are having an intervention.
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For Jeff's drinking.
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Makes sense.
No surprise there.
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All right, what about this one?
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Whoa.
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I don't know.
It's a little dated.
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Oh. Yeah, that one has been
in there a while.
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The tags are still on.
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Yeah. I... I bought it years ago
and never wore it.
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This store opened last month.
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Okay. Would you
just pick a dress?
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Well, I don't know
about any of these.
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Well, then stick
with what you have on.
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It looks great.
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And we can hide it
with a shawl.
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No, no, I can't!
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Tonight's just too important.
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I know. I mean its dinner.
It's a very important meal.
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I guess.
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There is actually one dress
I think would work for me.
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Okay, good. Which one?
Well, actually,
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it's the one you're wearing.
I've always loved it.
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Oh, but...
No, you're right.
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Forget it,
it's way too much to ask.
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No. You know what?
It isn't.
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Here, unzip me.
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Yes, unzip her.
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What are you doing?
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I was on my way to the bathroom
when I stumbled
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upon this delightful tableau.
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Big surprise we weren't invited
to Mr. Bingham's intervention,
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thank you very much.
251
00:11:18,505 --> 00:11:21,156
Why do you wanna go
to an intervention anyway?
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Are they serving
chicken tikka masala?
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No.
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Lamb?
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No. I would want to do it
to help a friend.
256
00:11:32,554 --> 00:11:34,487
But thanks
to my association with you,
257
00:11:34,489 --> 00:11:36,622
I'm excluded from doing
something of value
258
00:11:36,624 --> 00:11:39,625
and instead am going to see...
What film did you choose again?
259
00:11:39,627 --> 00:11:41,260
Stewardess School Blues.
Ugh.
260
00:11:41,262 --> 00:11:43,328
Stewardess School Blues.
261
00:11:43,330 --> 00:11:48,084
Sounds in keeping with your
"no booby, no watchy" policy.
262
00:11:48,086 --> 00:11:50,919
Yeah, I guess it's about a bunch
of chicks who are studying
263
00:11:50,921 --> 00:11:54,139
to be stewardesses and then
they get sad about something.
264
00:11:54,141 --> 00:11:57,142
But you gotta figure
they get cheered up, right?
265
00:11:57,144 --> 00:12:00,045
I don't care.
I don't want to see it.
266
00:12:00,047 --> 00:12:02,515
In fact, we're not
going to see a movie.
267
00:12:03,785 --> 00:12:05,651
We're going back
to help our friends.
268
00:12:05,653 --> 00:12:06,952
Oh, come on.
269
00:12:06,954 --> 00:12:09,988
It got three stars
from Boing.com.
270
00:12:11,224 --> 00:12:12,425
They're though.
271
00:12:14,628 --> 00:12:16,746
All right, I think
we're all ready.
272
00:12:16,748 --> 00:12:18,947
Whoa, look at you.
You look smoking hot.
273
00:12:18,949 --> 00:12:21,116
I mean, really gorgeous.
274
00:12:21,118 --> 00:12:23,936
Um, that's my dress, Jeff.
275
00:12:23,938 --> 00:12:26,372
Not anymore.
276
00:12:27,424 --> 00:12:29,191
All right. How do I
look in this one?
277
00:12:29,193 --> 00:12:30,893
You know.
278
00:12:33,463 --> 00:12:35,764
That was really rude, Jeff.
279
00:12:35,766 --> 00:12:37,683
But thank you.
280
00:12:38,919 --> 00:12:40,986
What did you say, beer?
281
00:12:40,988 --> 00:12:42,705
Why, yes,
I will come and drink you.
282
00:12:47,961 --> 00:12:49,511
What are you guys doing here?
283
00:12:49,513 --> 00:12:51,831
I don't know.
Ask the Indian Mr. Rogers.
284
00:12:55,134 --> 00:12:58,054
Mr. Rhodes, now I realize
we weren't invited,
285
00:12:58,056 --> 00:13:01,290
but I'd like to offer
my help as a friend.
286
00:13:01,292 --> 00:13:03,159
With the intervention.
287
00:13:05,728 --> 00:13:07,663
With the what?
288
00:13:09,799 --> 00:13:11,967
The intervention?
289
00:13:11,969 --> 00:13:14,002
Oh, yeah. That.
290
00:13:14,004 --> 00:13:16,905
Yes, I'll have you know, I have
experience in this matters.
291
00:13:16,907 --> 00:13:18,907
In fact, I facilitated
an intervention
292
00:13:18,909 --> 00:13:22,094
back in my days
at the university.
293
00:13:22,096 --> 00:13:24,796
Man, you have
a sick vocabulary.
294
00:13:24,798 --> 00:13:26,198
Yeah, yeah.
295
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,234
I bet you're great
at that, um...
296
00:13:28,236 --> 00:13:30,018
What's that game
with all the words?
297
00:13:31,855 --> 00:13:33,589
Scrabble?
298
00:13:33,591 --> 00:13:35,357
Hey, you're the word guy.
299
00:13:41,398 --> 00:13:42,398
Hey.
Hey.
300
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,999
What are you doing here?
301
00:13:44,001 --> 00:13:46,235
Me and Timmy just stopped by.
302
00:13:46,237 --> 00:13:48,670
You know, as friends will do.
303
00:13:50,290 --> 00:13:51,456
So going to dinner?
304
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:53,542
Well, it's not really
just dinner.
305
00:13:54,544 --> 00:13:55,611
Oh, you know?
306
00:13:55,613 --> 00:13:57,712
Yeah. Yeah.
307
00:13:57,714 --> 00:13:58,747
Do you?
308
00:13:58,749 --> 00:14:00,882
Yeah.
309
00:14:00,884 --> 00:14:02,367
And you're cool with it?
310
00:14:02,369 --> 00:14:04,136
To the extent
that I give a crap.
311
00:14:06,189 --> 00:14:08,273
We all knew it was gonna happen
sooner or later.
312
00:14:10,376 --> 00:14:12,844
Huh. Well, uh, you think
it'll make a difference?
313
00:14:12,846 --> 00:14:16,282
Nah, nothing's gonna change.
314
00:14:16,284 --> 00:14:18,117
It'll be a big to-do,
Audrey'll cry.
315
00:14:19,686 --> 00:14:21,803
Then it's right back
to the same old same old.
316
00:14:23,273 --> 00:14:25,958
Jeff, wait. You really think
you should be drinking...
317
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,492
Ooh, Pop-Tarts.
318
00:14:28,929 --> 00:14:31,264
All right. Oh, great,
we are all finally ready.
319
00:14:31,266 --> 00:14:32,265
Let's hit it.
320
00:14:32,267 --> 00:14:33,966
Yeah, but first, a toast.
321
00:14:33,968 --> 00:14:36,602
A... A toast?
322
00:14:38,455 --> 00:14:40,389
Yeah. Jeff,
do we have some champagne?
323
00:14:40,391 --> 00:14:44,226
I may have a bottle
hidden away somewhere.
324
00:14:44,228 --> 00:14:45,861
I bet you do.
325
00:14:45,863 --> 00:14:47,062
Go get it.
326
00:14:48,449 --> 00:14:50,449
Mrs. Bingham, are you sure
this is wise?
327
00:14:50,451 --> 00:14:52,418
Wise?
Who cares about wise?
328
00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:53,953
Let's get our drink on, Timmy.
329
00:14:53,955 --> 00:14:56,722
Mrs. Bingham,
you're enabling him.
330
00:14:56,724 --> 00:14:59,591
Um, actually,
I'm enabling all of us
331
00:14:59,593 --> 00:15:00,960
to have a really good time.
332
00:15:02,696 --> 00:15:05,597
Jeff gets really grouchy
if he loses his buzz.
333
00:15:07,267 --> 00:15:08,183
I found a bottle.
334
00:15:09,419 --> 00:15:11,804
But what's everybody else
gonna drink?
335
00:15:14,908 --> 00:15:17,526
Mr. Rhodes, I don't understand
what's happening here.
336
00:15:17,528 --> 00:15:20,762
Oh, he's saying he's gonna drink
the whole bottle himself.
337
00:15:20,764 --> 00:15:23,815
No, what I meant was...
Okay, look, never mind.
338
00:15:23,817 --> 00:15:25,584
All right, listen up.
339
00:15:25,586 --> 00:15:28,487
We all know what's really
happening tonight.
340
00:15:28,489 --> 00:15:29,288
They do?
341
00:15:29,290 --> 00:15:30,706
Adam, did you tell them?
342
00:15:30,708 --> 00:15:32,658
Yes, he did.
And it's a good thing I came,
343
00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:35,427
because you're all
shockingly bad at this.
344
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,547
So if I may.
345
00:15:38,549 --> 00:15:42,618
Mr. Bingham,
this is an intervention.
346
00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:46,622
Your drinking
is destroying your life.
347
00:15:48,358 --> 00:15:50,742
You're hurting yourself,
those closest to you,
348
00:15:50,744 --> 00:15:52,711
and I want you to know
we are all here tonight
349
00:15:52,713 --> 00:15:55,364
to confront you
with love and compassion.
350
00:15:55,366 --> 00:15:56,531
Everyone.
351
00:16:02,338 --> 00:16:04,156
Everyone.
352
00:16:06,709 --> 00:16:08,510
Still just me?
353
00:16:08,512 --> 00:16:10,329
Hey, what the hell is going on?
354
00:16:10,331 --> 00:16:12,698
Okay, okay,
here's what happened.
355
00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:14,099
Timmy, get off Jeff.
356
00:16:15,869 --> 00:16:18,154
I ran into Russell and Timmy,
357
00:16:18,156 --> 00:16:21,090
and in order to not tell them
we're getting married tonight,
358
00:16:21,092 --> 00:16:23,492
I told them we are
having an intervention.
359
00:16:23,494 --> 00:16:25,661
Oh, I'd buy that.
Good thinking.
360
00:16:27,097 --> 00:16:28,798
You're getting married tonight?
361
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,649
Yeah, I'm the maid of honor.
362
00:16:30,651 --> 00:16:33,652
Matron.
How about widow?
363
00:16:33,654 --> 00:16:36,055
You told Audrey?
No, I only told Jeff.
364
00:16:36,057 --> 00:16:38,157
I told.
You weren't supposed to.
365
00:16:38,159 --> 00:16:39,458
You weren't supposed
to tell me.
366
00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:41,710
You weren't supposed
to tell anybody.
367
00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:46,949
Congrats, though.
368
00:16:47,918 --> 00:16:49,701
So, what are you going to wear?
369
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,738
Okay, that's it.
You know...
370
00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:55,674
This was supposed to be
a fun surprise,
371
00:16:55,676 --> 00:16:57,842
but the night's is
turning into a disaster.
372
00:16:57,844 --> 00:17:00,679
I'm not wearing my own dress,
Adam has ice cream on his tie.
373
00:17:00,681 --> 00:17:03,065
Not from tonight, though,
just to defend myself.
374
00:17:03,067 --> 00:17:04,417
And if you think about it,
375
00:17:04,419 --> 00:17:06,285
why do we even
have to do this at all?
376
00:17:06,287 --> 00:17:08,169
What do you mean?
We love each other.
377
00:17:08,171 --> 00:17:09,905
We have a great thing.
378
00:17:09,907 --> 00:17:13,325
Why do we have to go through all
the trouble to make it official?
379
00:17:13,327 --> 00:17:15,911
Who cares?
I know I don't.
380
00:17:19,332 --> 00:17:20,665
Are you sure?
381
00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:23,418
I'm 100 percent sure
I do not care.
382
00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:25,371
Let's just go home.
383
00:17:25,373 --> 00:17:26,372
Okay.
384
00:17:26,374 --> 00:17:28,073
Well, um...
385
00:17:28,075 --> 00:17:30,509
I guess we're just gonna
call it a night.
386
00:17:30,511 --> 00:17:31,576
Hold on a second here.
387
00:17:31,578 --> 00:17:35,281
We're not just gonna
call it a night.
388
00:17:35,283 --> 00:17:37,382
You wanna have
the intervention?
389
00:17:38,368 --> 00:17:40,636
No. Look,
390
00:17:40,638 --> 00:17:44,857
maybe this is the Scotch
talking, or possibly the beer,
391
00:17:44,859 --> 00:17:48,460
or the wine cooler I found
in my sports bag this morning.
392
00:17:48,462 --> 00:17:51,580
Guys, are we sure we don't
want this intervention?
393
00:17:51,582 --> 00:17:54,983
Look, I think that you guys
should get married tonight.
394
00:17:54,985 --> 00:17:56,785
Maybe I'm old-fashioned,
395
00:17:56,787 --> 00:17:58,770
but I think people
who are living together
396
00:17:58,772 --> 00:18:01,273
should be married.
You feel different. You know?
397
00:18:01,275 --> 00:18:03,992
You become a team,
working together.
398
00:18:03,994 --> 00:18:07,295
He's right. It's like...
Audrey, not now, please.
399
00:18:07,297 --> 00:18:09,864
You guys both know
what a pain in the ass it is
400
00:18:09,866 --> 00:18:12,017
to meet somebody
and get them to like you.
401
00:18:12,019 --> 00:18:14,336
You guys are lucky
that you found each other.
402
00:18:14,338 --> 00:18:18,157
So let's just lock this in
and do it, and stop annoying me.
403
00:18:18,159 --> 00:18:21,393
I'm kind of on Jeff's side.
You know what, Audrey? Please.
404
00:18:22,897 --> 00:18:24,963
Can we still make it
to City Hall in time?
405
00:18:24,965 --> 00:18:27,199
Well, it's gonna be tight,
but we can make it.
406
00:18:27,201 --> 00:18:28,867
Let's go.
407
00:18:30,270 --> 00:18:31,870
Aye, aye, aye.
408
00:18:31,872 --> 00:18:33,338
See, sir?
409
00:18:33,340 --> 00:18:35,207
Doesn't helping friends
feel better
410
00:18:35,209 --> 00:18:38,126
than watching jiggly flight
attendants bounce up and down?
411
00:18:40,514 --> 00:18:43,065
I feel I've answered
my own question.
412
00:18:44,835 --> 00:18:45,867
To Adam and Jen.
413
00:18:45,869 --> 00:18:47,769
Yeah!
Cheers!
414
00:18:49,622 --> 00:18:52,024
And I wanna thank Jeff
for making the great speech
415
00:18:52,026 --> 00:18:54,326
that pushed us to follow
through with our plan
416
00:18:54,328 --> 00:18:56,361
to get married tonight.
It's ironic.
417
00:18:56,363 --> 00:18:58,664
If he hadn't take
so much time with his speech,
418
00:18:58,666 --> 00:19:02,017
we might have made it
to City Hall in time.
419
00:19:02,019 --> 00:19:03,652
But if he hadn't
made the speech,
420
00:19:03,654 --> 00:19:05,520
you wouldn't even
have tried to...
421
00:19:05,522 --> 00:19:07,189
Never mind.
422
00:19:07,191 --> 00:19:09,992
Well, I'm happy. This just
buys Adam more time to bail.
423
00:19:09,994 --> 00:19:11,910
Not gonna happen, buddy.
424
00:19:11,912 --> 00:19:14,563
Well, that's what my dad said
when I asked him
425
00:19:14,565 --> 00:19:16,265
if he was gonna bail on my mom.
426
00:19:16,267 --> 00:19:17,866
And, sure enough...
427
00:19:21,354 --> 00:19:24,489
Maybe next time you'll decide
to have a real wedding.
428
00:19:24,491 --> 00:19:25,724
That was a good day.
429
00:19:25,726 --> 00:19:27,292
Aw.
This one here,
430
00:19:27,294 --> 00:19:29,027
she looked like a movie star.
431
00:19:29,029 --> 00:19:30,879
Oh.
432
00:19:30,881 --> 00:19:34,216
You see? All of you
who constantly ask me, "why?"
433
00:19:34,218 --> 00:19:35,951
Every so often he steps up.
434
00:19:35,953 --> 00:19:38,653
I didn't say what movie star.
435
00:19:39,722 --> 00:19:40,989
That's okay, Jeff.
436
00:19:40,991 --> 00:19:43,992
Ernest Borgnine's a movie star.
437
00:19:43,994 --> 00:19:45,560
Shut up.
438
00:19:45,562 --> 00:19:50,032
Okay, I've got four Diet Cokes,
one lemonade and a Scotch rocks.
439
00:19:50,034 --> 00:19:52,701
Scotch? Who knew
the diner served booze?
440
00:19:52,703 --> 00:19:55,137
I did.
441
00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:04,961
But we didn't even get married.
442
00:20:04,963 --> 00:20:06,496
I know, I just want to practice
443
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,331
carrying you
across the threshold.
444
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,199
Good thing the super
had another key.
445
00:20:10,201 --> 00:20:11,435
All right, here it goes.
446
00:20:11,437 --> 00:20:13,236
Oh! God.
447
00:20:13,238 --> 00:20:14,704
All right.
It's not working.
448
00:20:14,706 --> 00:20:17,708
Hold on.
Oh!
449
00:20:17,710 --> 00:20:20,611
Okay! Stop it! Put me down!
Okay.
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