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What would you give me if I put
this whole waffle in my mouth?
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An uncontested divorce.
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Oh, God.
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What, are you, uh, getting
in shape for ice-dancing season?
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No. I mean,
these things are sweet, man.
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You get places faster,
save money on cabs,
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and, actually,
it's good exercise.
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It's fantastic.
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We can't walk together,
and he always smells.
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You should get a pair.
I could say the same about you.
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I'm just saying, man, we could
blade together this weekend.
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We're going to Nebraska.
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Or else I totally would have.
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We're going to my
high school reunion.
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Jeff finally get a good deal
on airfare?
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We're leaving at 5:00 a. m..
Connecting through Calgary.
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Hey, I offered her a nonstop,
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but Queen Audrey here's
too good for Greyhound.
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Anyway, I couldn't make it
to my 10-year reunion,
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so I'm looking forward
to this one.
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It'll be nice to go back
as an adult,
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because you know high school.
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I never felt like I was
as good as everybody else.
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Oh, of course you were.
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Well, how do you know?
You weren't there.
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You really think you need
to protect that brain?
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I finally feel
like I'm in a good place.
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You know,
living in a great city,
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I have a great career,
I have a... Marriage.
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Yeah, so now you get to go
rub that in their faces.
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Oh, no, it's not about rubbing
anything in anyone's face.
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I mean, I won't have to.
I'm sure they've already heard.
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It's just about, you know,
reconnecting with old friends.
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And sprinting through
the Calgary Airport.
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Our layover is four minutes.
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♪ How many ways
To say, "I love you?" ♪
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♪ How many ways
To say that I'm not scared? ♪
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♪ With you by my side ♪
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♪ There is no denyin' ♪
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♪ I can't wait
For me and you ♪
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Okay, thank you.
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Sir, I've just booked your
massage for this afternoon.
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Did you check her license?
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Yes. She doesn't have one.
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Well, this afternoon
ain't gonna help her get one.
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Now, if there's nothing else...
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One more thing, Timmy.
Yes, sir. Am I fired?
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No, I was just checking
my schedge,
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and I'm free tonight.
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What say you and I go out,
get some steaks,
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martinis, and see where
the night takes us?
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While I appreciate
your hopefully unintentional
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homoerotic invitation,
I'm otherwise engaged.
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Um, with what?
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If you must know,
I'm having a dinner party.
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Mm. Sounds lame.
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And, honestly, I can't make it.
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I'm booked solid.
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But you just said
that you had no...
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Nothing. Never mind.
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You're not invited anyway.
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Uh, just out of curiosity,
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why wouldn't I be invited,
hypothetically?
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It's not hypothetical.
You're literally not invited.
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I can't believe you skated
over a subway grate.
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What were you thinking?
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I wasn't thinking.
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I was on a blader's high.
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Ooh, nothing douchey
about that.
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So, what say the three of us
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go out tonight,
grab some steaks,
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some martinis, and see where
the night takes us?
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Is he hitting on us?
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We're going out,
just the two of us.
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Why do you want to hang out
with us anyway?
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Shouldn't you be out
trolling for skanks?
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Yes, but I had
a little, uh, problem
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while manscaping, and, uh,
I gotta close up shop
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till things get back to normal
down there.
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Why don't you spend some time
by yourself?
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Doing what?
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Go for a walk.
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Where am I going?
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I don't know.
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Just go until your
ankle bracelet starts beeping
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and turn around.
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So I just walk aimlessly
around the city?
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Yes.
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How do I know
when I'm finished?
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Oh, my God.
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Jen, Jen, you're...
You're wasting your time.
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Russell can't be alone.
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What are you talking about?
I love being alone.
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In fact,
I'm gonna go be alone right now.
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Who wants to come?
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Ah.
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Why do you keep doing that?
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My ears still haven't popped
from the flight.
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Knock it off.
You look crazy.
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Sorry. I know you want to
impress all your old classmates.
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Yes, by not having
a special-needs husband.
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Hey, I had a special need
on the flight,
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but Queen Audrey's too good
to reach under my blanket.
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Shh! There was someone
sitting between us.
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Not on the Calgary-Omaha leg.
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Oh, there's Cheryl.
She was one of my best friends.
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We were cheerleaders together.
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What'd she cheer for?
More ribs?
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Be nice.
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These are good people.
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Cheryl.
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How are you?
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Audrey. Hi.
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Good to see you.
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Oh, great to see you.
It's been so long.
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Yeah. It is something.
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Would you excuse me? I need
to make more name tags.
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Oh, yeah, sure, sure.
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Well, we'll catch up later.
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That was a reunion
of best friends?
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Pretty weak.
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Oh, yeah.
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At your reunion,
your old friend Rube
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greeted you by implying that he
continues a sexual relationship
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with your mother.
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My mom could do a lot worse
than that crazy bastard.
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Look, I'm just saying,
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Cheryl was probably
a little intimidated by me
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because I made it out of here
and moved to the big city.
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Now, I bet we'll see
a lot of that tonight,
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so let's try to be
a little sensitive to it.
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You got it. If...
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Gonna ask for something
on the flight home?
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You got it.
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Matt.
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Audrey?
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Hi.
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Wow.
Oh.
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You look great.
Oh, thanks.
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This is my wife, Lori.
Hi.
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Nice to meet you.
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This is my husband, Jeff.
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Hi. How are you?
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Audrey and I were on
debate team, and she was good.
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No matter how logical
your argument,
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she could always argue
the opposite.
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You don't say.
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So, what have you been up to?
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I heard you guys
live in New York.
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Oh, yeah, but, you know,
no big deal.
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Oh, I love New York.
I wish we could get there more.
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Oh, hey, there's nothing wrong
with right here.
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It kills me to know our
apartment's sitting there empty.
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Sitting where empty?
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Oh, New York.
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You have an apartment
in New York?
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Well, it's just a little
three-bedroom
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on Central Park South.
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Holy crap.
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We can't even afford to walk
on Central Park South.
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He's kidding.
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We can walk there.
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And could you imagine
having a third bedroom?
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Uh, well, we... We do have
that alcove/den area.
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And an inflatable mattress.
So it's really like having
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a third bedroom.
No, we popped that mattress.
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The time we threw down on it.
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The neighbor downstairs...
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Uh, he got nervous
that a gun went off.
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Anyway, wow,
it's great seeing you.
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Well, they seem nice.
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What are you doing?
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We can't walk
on Central Park South?
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I was just making conversation.
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A conversation that implies
we're squatting on skid row
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with a popped air mattress!
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Wait a minute.
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First, you don't want to rub it
in anybody's face,
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and now you do?
I don't want to brag about it,
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but it's all right
to let people know
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how well things turned out.
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But not by saying it directly.
Just do that.
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Okay.
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Audrey Curtis.
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Heather.
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Oh, good to see you.
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It's actually
Audrey Bingham now.
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This is my husband, Jeff.
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What's up?
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I love your suit.
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Oh, thanks, I got it
at a fancy store,
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but on sale, so it's like
getting it from a regular store.
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So we're normal.
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Talk to Audrey now.
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Hey.
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What a delightful
surprise, sir.
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Timmy, I hope
I'm not intruding.
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Oh, not at all. And to what do
we owe the pleasure?
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Oh, I was just out walking
around, you know, by myself,
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as people do, and, uh, well,
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it's a good thing I showed up.
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Got room for one more
at the least supper?
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Actually, sir...
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This is Sarah.
Ah, Russell.
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Nice to meet you.
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Actually, sir, you've met.
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Yeah, I sell sandwiches
in the office.
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Mm. I'll take your word
for it.
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Wait!
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What are you two doing here?
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Why didn't you tell me this was
where you were going?
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We knew you couldn't be alone,
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and Timmy was afraid
you'd actually show up.
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Oh, like I have nothing better
to do than come over...
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Oh.
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Well, this is terrific.
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It's nice to be here
amongst friends.
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What stinks?
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Actually, sir, the vindaloo,
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which I've been preparing
for the last six hours,
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is what stinks.
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Ooh!
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Well, set your dial
to gratitude.
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I'm about to show you why
it's good I showed up.
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What are you gonna do?
Save this party
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by airing this mother out.
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Don't open the...
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Don't open the what?
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Who knew that Nebraska shrimp
were so fantastic?
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Boy, some of my classmates
are doing really well.
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No divorces, no alcoholics,
no plastic surgeries gone awry.
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I'm so happy for everyone.
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Oh, my God,
there's my old boyfriend Bob.
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Ha! Chubby. I win.
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He was so in love with me,
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and I dumped him
right before prom.
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I still feel guilty.
This is one guy
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I definitely do not want
to brag to.
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I mean, why throw salt
in the wound?
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All right.
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Ahem, has he seen me yet?
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Jeff.
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Jeff. Jeff...
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Bob, hi.
Hey!
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Wow.
Audrey.
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How are you?
I'm doing well.
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You look great.
Oh, thanks.
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What have you been up to?
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Oh, I own a computer consulting
firm with my wife.
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She's around here somewhere.
What about you?
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Oh, I, uh, live in New York.
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I'm married. My husband, Jeff,
is right over...
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Bob, this is Jeff,
my, you know.
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Hi, Bob.
255
00:11:41,602 --> 00:11:43,468
Audrey, Jeff,
this is my wife, Ellen.
256
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:44,469
Hi.
257
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,454
Whoa.
258
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:47,789
I was just telling Ellen
259
00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:50,758
about how Audrey was the one
that got away.
260
00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,728
Oh, Bob, looks like you did
just fine.
261
00:11:53,730 --> 00:11:56,365
I'd high-five you,
but my hands are all shrimpy.
262
00:11:58,334 --> 00:12:00,301
So do you two have children?
263
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:03,121
Three boys.
No way, did you adopt?
264
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,774
No, we had them
the old-fashioned way.
265
00:12:05,776 --> 00:12:07,942
Ooh, nice snapback, huh?
266
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:20,506
God, get your smelly man foot
off the table.
267
00:12:20,508 --> 00:12:23,242
I'm supposed
to keep it elevated.
268
00:12:23,244 --> 00:12:25,895
Yuck, at least get your gross,
dirty sock out of here.
269
00:12:25,897 --> 00:12:26,996
Vindaloo time.
270
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,118
Oh, my God.
271
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:35,321
I know. I couldn't do that again
if I tried!
272
00:12:35,323 --> 00:12:37,489
Well, the vindaloo's ruined.
273
00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:38,724
Why don't I fetch the rice
274
00:12:38,726 --> 00:12:40,726
and see if you can score
a three-pointer
275
00:12:40,728 --> 00:12:42,645
with your underpants.
276
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,799
It only touched
the top part, Timmy.
277
00:12:46,801 --> 00:12:48,734
We can eat around it.
278
00:12:48,736 --> 00:12:51,754
Yeah. Let's eat around
the filthy sock. Me first.
279
00:12:51,756 --> 00:12:53,923
Let's not overreact.
280
00:12:53,925 --> 00:12:56,175
All right, I mean,
take a whiff.
281
00:12:56,177 --> 00:12:58,144
Does it really smell any worse?
282
00:12:58,146 --> 00:13:03,349
And seriously, I think the real
victim here is the sock.
283
00:13:03,351 --> 00:13:05,100
You're funny.
284
00:13:05,102 --> 00:13:07,786
I'm funny. Oh, yeah? You
thinking what I'm thinking?
285
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,855
She's already into sandwiches.
286
00:13:11,159 --> 00:13:14,027
I am never thinking
what you're thinking.
287
00:13:14,029 --> 00:13:16,129
No one is.
288
00:13:16,131 --> 00:13:18,564
Everybody just calm down, okay?
289
00:13:18,566 --> 00:13:20,799
We can salvage this.
290
00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:23,670
Ah, yes, the phrase every host
longs to hear.
291
00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,971
Sorry. How...
How can I help?
292
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,941
The aroma of the garbage isn't
adding to the experience.
293
00:13:28,943 --> 00:13:32,745
I don't know if it's detracting
from it either.
294
00:13:32,747 --> 00:13:36,399
Perhaps you wouldn't mind taking
it to the trash chute.
295
00:13:36,401 --> 00:13:38,301
You got it, buddy.
296
00:13:38,303 --> 00:13:41,069
Not a problem.
297
00:13:50,047 --> 00:13:53,332
Welcome back, sir.
What'd I miss?
298
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,355
See you.
You're the man, Bob.
299
00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:08,897
You act like you've never seen
a beautiful woman before.
300
00:14:08,899 --> 00:14:10,099
Hey. I see one every day.
301
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,953
She works at that flower shop
on our block.
302
00:14:17,407 --> 00:14:18,941
Hey.
303
00:14:18,943 --> 00:14:20,910
What's the matter?
Are you all right?
304
00:14:20,912 --> 00:14:23,546
Yes, I'm fine. I'm super.
Having a great time.
305
00:14:23,548 --> 00:14:25,398
All right,
because if you weren't,
306
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:28,034
I would remind you
I think that you're perfect.
307
00:14:28,036 --> 00:14:30,736
You got nothing to prove.
Well, that's sweet,
308
00:14:30,738 --> 00:14:32,738
but I don't know why
you're saying that.
309
00:14:32,740 --> 00:14:35,041
I know I have nothing to...
Oh, there's Cheryl.
310
00:14:35,043 --> 00:14:36,992
I heard she's still
a check-out girl.
311
00:14:36,994 --> 00:14:38,661
I'm gonna go ask
like I don't know
312
00:14:38,663 --> 00:14:40,896
and then make her say it.
313
00:14:40,898 --> 00:14:42,231
Cheryl.
314
00:14:42,233 --> 00:14:43,582
Hey.
315
00:14:43,584 --> 00:14:45,651
We didn't get a chance
to catch up before.
316
00:14:45,653 --> 00:14:47,886
How are you?
And where do you work?
317
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:51,658
I'm fine, and I'm still
a checker at the Grocery Depot.
318
00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:53,475
Wow. There you go.
319
00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:55,061
Yeah.
320
00:14:55,063 --> 00:14:57,964
So I-I saw your mom recently,
321
00:14:57,966 --> 00:15:01,300
and she said that you work
at Indoor Living magazine.
322
00:15:01,302 --> 00:15:04,103
Oh, yes, it is a great job.
323
00:15:04,105 --> 00:15:06,939
You know what? By the way,
I'm sorry if I was short before.
324
00:15:06,941 --> 00:15:09,241
I just surprised that you wanted
to talk to me.
325
00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:11,110
Oh, please,
326
00:15:11,112 --> 00:15:13,679
I am not so successful
that I have forgotten
327
00:15:13,681 --> 00:15:15,147
who my friends are.
328
00:15:15,149 --> 00:15:19,151
I mean because I slept with Bob
when you two were going out.
329
00:15:19,153 --> 00:15:20,686
E-excuse me?
330
00:15:20,688 --> 00:15:22,688
I mean, that's why
you broke up, right?
331
00:15:22,690 --> 00:15:25,891
No, I broke up with him because
I thought I could do better.
332
00:15:44,061 --> 00:15:45,628
So how's that working out
for you?
333
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:55,454
Well, I appreciate
you all coming.
334
00:15:55,456 --> 00:15:57,289
Oh. Thanks for inviting us.
335
00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:58,457
Yeah.
336
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:02,928
Good try, Timmy.
337
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,467
Sarah, um,
338
00:16:08,469 --> 00:16:13,222
so sorry things didn't work out
as I'd hoped, you know?
339
00:16:13,224 --> 00:16:14,606
Perhaps a rain check?
340
00:16:14,608 --> 00:16:16,809
Oh, yeah, maybe.
341
00:16:16,811 --> 00:16:18,844
We'll see.
342
00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:23,799
You don't need
the goofy glasses
343
00:16:23,801 --> 00:16:26,168
to read between those lines,
do you?
344
00:16:26,170 --> 00:16:28,554
Stee-rike.
345
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,824
Are you mad?
346
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,194
Oh, you're mad.
347
00:16:35,196 --> 00:16:38,164
Look, to me, the die was cast
when you invited everyone over
348
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:40,866
to your shoebox
to eat vindapoo.
349
00:16:40,868 --> 00:16:45,104
But to the extent
that I'm responsible
350
00:16:45,106 --> 00:16:46,406
for some of the things...
351
00:16:46,408 --> 00:16:48,191
He's still talking.
Unbelievable.
352
00:16:49,526 --> 00:16:50,793
Uh, Tim,
353
00:16:50,795 --> 00:16:52,161
it's a little rude
354
00:16:52,163 --> 00:16:54,763
to clean up while you still
have guests here.
355
00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:56,565
You're not one of my guests.
356
00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:59,535
Why, sir? Why on earth
would you come here tonight
357
00:16:59,537 --> 00:17:02,805
when I spent so much time,
so much energy, so much effort
358
00:17:02,807 --> 00:17:05,208
making it perfectly clear
you weren't invited?
359
00:17:05,210 --> 00:17:07,976
Maybe I have trouble
being alone.
360
00:17:07,978 --> 00:17:10,662
And why is that my problem?
361
00:17:10,664 --> 00:17:12,398
It's not.
362
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:15,584
I just knew that if I, uh,
363
00:17:15,586 --> 00:17:18,053
you know, came over here,
you'd let me in.
364
00:17:18,055 --> 00:17:21,407
So I'm really sorry.
365
00:17:25,328 --> 00:17:27,947
Well, I know that wasn't easy
for you to say, sir.
366
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,201
And know that your intentions
weren't malicious,
367
00:17:32,203 --> 00:17:34,170
so apology accepted.
368
00:17:34,172 --> 00:17:36,038
Yeah?
369
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,723
That's nice.
370
00:17:37,725 --> 00:17:39,074
Well, let me make it up to you.
371
00:17:39,076 --> 00:17:41,677
How about we get out of here
and go somewhere with A/C
372
00:17:41,679 --> 00:17:44,413
and I'll buy you a drink?
373
00:17:44,415 --> 00:17:46,148
All right.
I'd appreciate that.
374
00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:47,349
Okay, then.
375
00:17:47,351 --> 00:17:49,284
Let's have a little fun,
376
00:17:49,286 --> 00:17:50,986
forget about this crazy...
377
00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:52,287
Oh, come on!
378
00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:58,076
Ah!
379
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,584
What are you in the mood for?
380
00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:07,653
Your call, sir.
381
00:18:18,799 --> 00:18:21,200
I just found out that
while Bob and I were dating,
382
00:18:21,202 --> 00:18:22,634
he was sleeping with Cheryl.
383
00:18:22,636 --> 00:18:25,037
No! Oh!
384
00:18:25,039 --> 00:18:30,192
Come on, Bobber,
you're better than that.
385
00:18:30,194 --> 00:18:32,245
This is unbelievable.
I know, right?
386
00:18:32,247 --> 00:18:36,131
I mean, from you to Cheryl
to his wife. I mean...
387
00:18:36,133 --> 00:18:38,217
The guy's got range.
388
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,488
Why don't these people get it?
389
00:18:42,490 --> 00:18:44,991
Calm down, Audrey.
I'm not gonna calm down.
390
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:47,960
I got out of this jerkwater burg
and they didn't.
391
00:18:47,962 --> 00:18:50,663
I wanted them all to be
miserable and broken,
392
00:18:50,665 --> 00:18:54,700
but, no, they had to be happy
and satisfied with their lives.
393
00:18:56,519 --> 00:18:58,888
Oh, for God's sake,
my old boyfriend has a wife
394
00:18:58,890 --> 00:19:00,489
that I would do.
395
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:05,544
Look, who cares what any
of these people think?
396
00:19:05,546 --> 00:19:06,712
I love you.
397
00:19:06,714 --> 00:19:08,414
And isn't that all
that really...?
398
00:19:08,416 --> 00:19:10,682
Oh, save it.
399
00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:13,319
I just wanted to come back
a winner.
400
00:19:13,321 --> 00:19:15,972
It's like everybody's a winner
except me.
401
00:19:15,974 --> 00:19:19,191
Sure makes the husband
feel good.
402
00:19:19,193 --> 00:19:21,327
I'm sorry.
I know you're trying,
403
00:19:21,329 --> 00:19:23,495
and I appreciate it,
but let's go.
404
00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:26,265
Everyone get out
your raffle tickets.
405
00:19:26,267 --> 00:19:28,483
It's time to give away
the big prize.
406
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,536
And the winning number is
407
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:34,506
2-7-4.
408
00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:36,608
2-7-4, that's you.
You won.
409
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,377
What? I did?
Yeah. Go on up there.
410
00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:39,845
I won?
411
00:19:44,067 --> 00:19:46,151
Oh, the winner
is Audrey Bingham!
412
00:19:46,153 --> 00:19:48,186
I'm the winner.
413
00:19:50,224 --> 00:19:51,524
What did I win?
414
00:19:51,526 --> 00:19:53,926
I think we're all gonna be
pretty jealous of you.
415
00:19:53,928 --> 00:19:55,060
Really?
416
00:19:55,062 --> 00:19:57,963
That's fantastic.
417
00:19:57,965 --> 00:20:01,200
Thanks to the generosity
of Matt and Lori Morrison,
418
00:20:01,202 --> 00:20:03,285
you're gonna spend
a glamorous weekend
419
00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:06,422
in their beautiful three-bedroom
apartment in New York City.
420
00:20:06,424 --> 00:20:08,657
Oh, my God!
421
00:20:08,659 --> 00:20:10,892
Central Park South! Whoo!
422
00:20:10,894 --> 00:20:12,227
Yeah!
423
00:20:12,229 --> 00:20:14,196
Come on! Oh!
424
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:22,988
Jeff, I'm not comfortable
with this.
425
00:20:22,990 --> 00:20:25,207
Comfortable?
This is Central Park South.
426
00:20:25,209 --> 00:20:27,576
It doesn't get more comfortable
than this.
427
00:20:27,578 --> 00:20:29,645
No, I mean, it's...
It's their apartment,
428
00:20:29,647 --> 00:20:32,631
and Matt and Lori...
Rule. They totally rule.
429
00:20:32,633 --> 00:20:35,251
They got a bidet, steam shower,
430
00:20:35,253 --> 00:20:37,653
a fantastic view
of the poor people.
431
00:20:39,456 --> 00:20:42,057
I don't think I could enjoy
myself here all weekend.
432
00:20:42,059 --> 00:20:43,926
All right?
Come on, we're out of here.
433
00:20:43,928 --> 00:20:46,161
Okay, I'll see you
Sunday at 7:00.
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