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I love these rolly suitcases.
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It's like I'm walking a dog
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that's filled with
my underpants.
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What are you doing?
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Getting ready
for Aunt Judy's visit.
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Putting out plenty of ashtrays.
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Good. Maybe this time
she won't use the carpet,
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the plants and the guacamole
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that I was still eating.
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And actually continued to eat.
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I can't believe you're going
to Atlantic City
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and leaving me alone with her
all weekend.
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It's a damn shame.
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How about if I go with you
to the bachelor party?
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I could jump out of the cake.
Yes, because it's 1954,
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and that's how we do it.
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Come on,
Chuck's just a co-worker.
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Can you at least come back early
on Sunday morning?
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I wish I could,
but I can't miss Sunday brunch.
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It's the highlight
of the bachelor weekend.
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Really?
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So then why not just skip
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the steaks and the boobs
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and just show up Sunday
for the highlight?
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Audrey, the steaks and the boobs
are the foundation
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upon which the brunch is built.
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Don't feel bad.
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There's no way
you could've known that.
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Fine. You owe me one.
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In fact,
you owe me a lot of ones.
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That reminds me,
I need to bring a lot of ones.
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Hello?
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No, Aunt Judy, it's, uh, Jeff.
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You accidentally called
my phone.
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Hey, look, it... It's okay.
I'll just tell her. All right.
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Bye-bye. Uh, Aunt Judy
is not feeling her best,
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so she just says to make sure
that you've got that Kleenex
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with the lotion and, uh...
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And something called
Metamucil Extreme.
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You gals have fun.
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♪ How many ways
To say, "I love you?" ♪
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♪ How many ways
To say that I'm not scared? ♪
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♪ With you by my side ♪
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♪ There is no denyin' ♪
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♪ I can't wait
For me and you ♪
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Oh, Chuck,
there's the lucky bachelor.
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Getting psyched
for the great weekend, huh?
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh, don't worry.
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I wasn't really gonna hit you.
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No. It's the wedding.
It's not happening.
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Suzanne called it off.
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Oh, my God!
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Please tell me this doesn't
affect the bachelor party.
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You know, it's funny.
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I spent my whole life searching
for my soul mate.
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That is funny.
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Sorry. Um...
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About the bachelor party.
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When I met Suzanne,
I thought my search was over.
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It just breaks your heart
when you discover
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the person you love
doesn't love you back.
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I feel like you're not
listening here.
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So just like that,
a week before the wedding,
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she dumps him.
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Wait, so this guy's
not getting married?
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Ah, I love a story
with a happy ending.
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You know what I also love?
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A happy ending. Ha-ha!
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Come on. You don't think you'll
ever get married?
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Look, if I wanted sex
with strings attached,
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I'd bang a marionette.
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Well, there's a puppet show
you don't want the kids to see.
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Either way, I'm stuck
at home with Aud and Old Smokey,
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who's basically a chimney
with a wet cough.
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You know, someone's really
not using their brain here.
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Is it me?
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No. It's Jeff.
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What is it I'm missing?
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Have you told Audrey
the party's canceled?
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No, not yet.
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Ah, genius.
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Let's all go.
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So you're just gonna lie
to Audrey?
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A lie undiscovered
becomes a truth.
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I, for one, would love to see
Atlantic City.
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I've never before experienced
the thrill of gambling.
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I can't go. Jen and I have
movie night tonight.
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I'd really hate
to disappoint her.
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Hey, I've been married
for 14 years.
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Trust me, getting them used
to being disappointed
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is not a bad thing.
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Okay, well, look, I mean,
Jen loves movie night.
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And besides, I don't want it
to be awkward.
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I don't really know Chuck.
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Chuck's not even gonna be... Ah!
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Oh, my God.
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You cannot believe how happy
I am.
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My Aunt Judy
has a bacterial infection.
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Yay. Take that,
old lady who I don't know.
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No, she had to cancel
her visit.
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And since Jeff's in A.C.
All weekend,
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I thought you and I could hit
the overnight spa.
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I have a two-for-one
voucher.
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Oh, I am totally in.
All I had planned
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was movie night with Adam,
and it's his turn to pick.
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Uh-oh.
I know.
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He says he's gonna surprise me,
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but we've all seen the billboard
for that talking-turtle movie.
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Heh-heh. All right.
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So we'll leave right after work,
and we can avoid the traff...
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Chuck?
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Hi.
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Uh, Audrey Bingham, Jeff's wife.
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Oh, hey, Audrey.
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Shouldn't you be halfway
to Atlantic City?
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Didn't Jeff tell you?
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Suzanne called off the wedding.
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Oh, my God.
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What about the bachelor party?
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That's all
Jeff cared about too.
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What the hell is wrong
with you people?
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So Jeff knew the party was off,
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but he went anyway.
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Really?
He thinks he's getting out
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of a weekend with Aunt Judy.
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So, what are you gonna do?
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Well, I have an interesting
hand here.
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I have to figure out
how to play it
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for maximum entertainment.
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What would you do
if Adam tried to outsmart you?
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Asked and answered.
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Hey.
I'm in the bedroom.
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You ready for movie night?
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You are gonna be delightfully
surprised by my pick.
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Yeah. It's a talking-turtle
movie, and I'm gonna pass.
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His shell is different
and that makes him special.
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Oh, my God.
Are you leaving me?
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No. Audrey invited me
for a free spa weekend.
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You're okay if I blow off
movie night, right?
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Pfft. Whatevs.
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All right, I'll be back Sunday.
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I'll call you.
Okay.
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Hm.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh!
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Hey, Jeff, it's Adam again.
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I'm coming to Atlantic City!
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Another $100 in chips, please.
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Hey, uh, there,
Ken from Tallahassee,
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uh, keep those 16s coming.
I want to be completely broke
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in the next four seconds.
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Well, this is very exciting,
isn't it?
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My first casino wager.
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Now, where's my cheat sheet?
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Whoa, I don't want the rookie
at our table.
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Yeah. Our luck's been
bad enough as it is.
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Blackjack.
Hey.
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And blackjack.
Whoa!
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Did you see that?
We both had our hands on Tim,
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we both got blackjack.
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Maybe the boy's good luck.
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Well, I certainly hope so.
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Chips, please.
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Yeah, no chips for you
right now.
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Listen, just stand there,
and let's test our theory.
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Hit me.
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Twenty-one.
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Ha-ha.
I'll stay.
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Dealer busts.
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Yeah, all right.
It works, dude!
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Yeah!
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I'll just go to another table.
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Aah, Mr. Bingham,
you're hurting me.
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Don't let our lucky charm
get away.
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Ah. I am so happy to be at a spa
with someone who won't crack up
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every time he hears
the word "facial."
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Facial.
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Sorry.
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Anyway, I'm gonna get
a hot-rock massage.
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What about you?
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Uh, yeah, yeah.
In a bit.
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First it's time
to implement phase one
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of Operation
Ruin Jeff's Weekend.
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Hey, Audrey, what's up?
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Oh, nothing much.
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Just wanted to make sure
everyone got to the party okay.
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Yeah, we all made it.
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Uh, we're making Chuck
wear a skirt. It's hilarious.
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Hey, buddy,
your junk's hanging out!
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You're cool.
You're cool.
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Sounds fun.
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Well, Aunt Judy's just relaxing
in front of the TV,
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trying to figure out
the remotes.
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Hey, you know the rule.
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No outsiders touch my remotes.
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Oh, no, no, it's fine.
It's just... Oh.
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Oh, no. No, Aunt Judy.
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Uh, I wouldn't fiddle
with that.
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Oh, no.
201
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She erased everything.
202
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Everything?
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Uh, well, what about that movie
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where Teri Hatcher goes topless
on the balcony?
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Oh, Teri's gone, Jeff.
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Damn it, Audrey!
How'd you let this happen?
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I'm so sorry.
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Gotta go.
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Ha!
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That'll teach him
to try to have fun.
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Well, my entire TiVo collection
was erased
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by Virginia Not-So-Slim.
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Even Hatcher on the balcony?
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I'm afraid so.
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Oh.
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Uh, hey, Aunt Judy.
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No, it's Jeff again.
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Yeah...
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What?
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No, no, no, no.
That's okay. I'll tell her.
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You feel better.
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Bye.
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Hey. Oh, my God.
Aunt Judy's not there.
224
00:10:01,066 --> 00:10:03,834
She just called me by accident.
She canceled her visit.
225
00:10:03,835 --> 00:10:06,320
Wait, why would Audrey
make all that stuff up?
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Because she wants to make me
feel guilty for ditching her.
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Oh! Oh, she's good.
228
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She is very good,
but she made one major mistake.
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She married me.
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Okay, I'm ready.
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Oh, finally.
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Oh, that's Jeff.
Sorry. Hold on.
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Hey, hon.
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You still upset
about your TiVo?
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No, I want to make sure Aunt
Judy doesn't feel bad about it.
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Put her on.
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Let me talk to her.
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Hang on a minute.
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Oh, my God.
He wants to talk to Aunt Judy.
240
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Aunt Judy's not here.
241
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Thanks, I was just about
to look under the bed.
242
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Oh, sweetie,
now is not a good time.
243
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She wasn't feeling well,
so she's sleeping.
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Is she?
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I'll try back a little later.
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Sounds good.
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Um, but, hey...
248
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while I have you,
249
00:11:15,623 --> 00:11:17,624
why don't you put Chuck
on the phone?
250
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What?
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00:11:19,994 --> 00:11:21,812
Yeah.
252
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I'd like to congratulate
the groom-to-be.
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00:11:24,933 --> 00:11:26,150
Yeah.
254
00:11:26,151 --> 00:11:27,952
Sure. Okay. Uh...
255
00:11:27,953 --> 00:11:30,354
Oh, shucks, he just got waylaid
256
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by a cowgirl with tequila
in her holster, so...
257
00:11:35,511 --> 00:11:37,160
Probably gonna be a while.
258
00:11:37,161 --> 00:11:38,562
Oh, well.
259
00:11:38,563 --> 00:11:40,214
I'll just keep trying.
260
00:11:40,215 --> 00:11:42,733
That'll be fine.
We'll talk later.
261
00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:46,637
Why would Audrey
want to talk to Chuck?
262
00:11:46,638 --> 00:11:48,272
I don't feel good about that.
263
00:11:48,273 --> 00:11:50,441
You know why something bad
happened to you?
264
00:11:50,442 --> 00:11:52,110
You took your hand off of it.
265
00:11:54,079 --> 00:11:58,515
At some point, We should discuss
"it" having to pee.
266
00:11:58,516 --> 00:12:00,484
Jeff hates Aunt Judy.
267
00:12:00,485 --> 00:12:03,687
Why would he all of a sudden
want to talk to her?
268
00:12:03,688 --> 00:12:05,856
I don't know, Audrey.
269
00:12:05,857 --> 00:12:08,859
Why isn't some hot Brazilian guy
rubbing my ass?
270
00:12:13,231 --> 00:12:16,049
All right, all right.
Easy there, not so rough.
271
00:12:16,050 --> 00:12:18,185
Sir, I assure you
that part is not lucky.
272
00:12:18,186 --> 00:12:21,088
Not for you.
273
00:12:21,089 --> 00:12:23,056
Are you even playing?
274
00:12:26,994 --> 00:12:28,629
A little less
with the chatting,
275
00:12:28,630 --> 00:12:30,631
a little more
with the not chatting.
276
00:12:30,632 --> 00:12:34,702
I am not a rabbit's foot.
This is completely dehumanizing.
277
00:12:34,703 --> 00:12:38,338
All right, it's getting upset.
Somebody get it a drink.
278
00:12:38,339 --> 00:12:40,858
All right, know what?
That is enough. I'm completely...
279
00:12:40,859 --> 00:12:42,459
Dealer busts.
280
00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:44,528
Everyone's a winner.
Thanks, buddy.
281
00:12:44,529 --> 00:12:47,949
Hey, this is for you.
Oh, thank you, really.
282
00:12:47,950 --> 00:12:50,284
Oh, thank you all.
This is... This is very kind.
283
00:12:50,285 --> 00:12:51,485
Very well.
284
00:12:51,486 --> 00:12:53,404
All right then,
Ken from Tallahassee,
285
00:12:53,405 --> 00:12:56,290
a little more dealing,
a little less not dealing.
286
00:12:56,291 --> 00:12:57,825
You gonna bet?
Put a bet down.
287
00:12:57,826 --> 00:13:00,394
I can't focus.
I'm not just gonna sit here
288
00:13:00,395 --> 00:13:02,463
and wait for Audrey
to make the next move.
289
00:13:02,464 --> 00:13:03,931
I'm gonna go on the offensive.
290
00:13:05,834 --> 00:13:08,669
Oh. All right, we got a, uh,
open spot on Timmy.
291
00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:11,372
Who's it gonna be?
All right, there you go. Get in.
292
00:13:14,976 --> 00:13:17,844
Oh, it's Jeff calling
for Aunt Judy again.
293
00:13:17,845 --> 00:13:19,079
What do I do?
294
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,030
I don't know.
295
00:13:20,031 --> 00:13:22,967
Continue to ruin my spa
experience.
296
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,102
She can't sleep forever.
297
00:13:25,103 --> 00:13:27,938
Oh, you're gonna be Aunt Judy.
298
00:13:27,939 --> 00:13:30,141
What?
All right, you're 78.
299
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,492
You love Jeopardy!
You're all backed up. Get ready.
300
00:13:33,561 --> 00:13:34,694
Hello?
301
00:13:34,695 --> 00:13:35,729
I just wanted to check in
302
00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:37,364
and see if Aunt Jude's
awake now.
303
00:13:37,365 --> 00:13:39,766
Can I talk to her?
Uh, let me check.
304
00:13:39,767 --> 00:13:42,336
Aunt Judy,
you wanna talk to Jeff?
305
00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:47,124
Oh, I don't think so
306
00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:51,562
on account of my achy belly.
307
00:13:54,715 --> 00:13:57,284
You are Aunt Judy,
not Mrs. Doubtfire.
308
00:13:58,703 --> 00:14:00,638
Aud, everything okay?
309
00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:01,689
Dude, dude.
310
00:14:01,690 --> 00:14:04,257
Uh, yeah.
311
00:14:04,258 --> 00:14:07,044
Listen, you can't talk to
Aunt Judy, because she's, uh...
312
00:14:07,045 --> 00:14:08,812
I gotta take her
to the hospital.
313
00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:10,614
But don't feel bad.
314
00:14:10,615 --> 00:14:14,601
I mean, just enjoy
Chuck's party with Chuck.
315
00:14:16,038 --> 00:14:18,205
How can I enjoy myself
316
00:14:18,206 --> 00:14:20,491
knowing that she's going
to the hospital?
317
00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:22,343
Hey, how about I come home
right now?
318
00:14:22,344 --> 00:14:24,828
I help you out with Aunt Judy.
319
00:14:24,829 --> 00:14:27,047
What?
320
00:14:27,048 --> 00:14:29,383
Yeah, I'm heading
to the train station.
321
00:14:29,384 --> 00:14:32,970
All aboard! Next stop,
New York City!
322
00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:36,824
I'm heading
to the train station.
323
00:14:38,159 --> 00:14:40,377
Oh, God.
He wants to come home.
324
00:14:40,378 --> 00:14:41,745
What... What do I do?
325
00:14:41,746 --> 00:14:44,231
Oh, for God sakes,
just tell him the truth.
326
00:14:44,232 --> 00:14:45,966
This is insane.
327
00:14:45,967 --> 00:14:47,584
He's bluffing.
328
00:14:47,585 --> 00:14:48,585
Audrey?
329
00:14:48,586 --> 00:14:49,853
Something wrong?
330
00:14:49,854 --> 00:14:52,489
All right,
I'm gonna call his bluff.
331
00:14:52,490 --> 00:14:55,525
Her stomach is really bad.
332
00:14:55,526 --> 00:14:57,061
You should come home.
333
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,830
What?
334
00:14:59,831 --> 00:15:03,283
Yeah, to help me take her
to the hospital.
335
00:15:03,284 --> 00:15:05,720
Well, now, if, uh, Aunt Judy
needs to see a doctor,
336
00:15:05,721 --> 00:15:09,022
then you're in luck
because Chuck's best man,
337
00:15:09,023 --> 00:15:12,593
uh, Martin, is, uh, all the way
here from Macon, Georgia.
338
00:15:12,594 --> 00:15:15,362
And he's a top
gastroenterologist.
339
00:15:15,363 --> 00:15:18,582
So, uh, just hold on for a sec.
340
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:20,817
Martin. Yeah.
You're on.
341
00:15:20,818 --> 00:15:23,737
Make sure Aunt Judy doesn't
have to go to the hospital.
342
00:15:23,738 --> 00:15:25,656
Here he is. Put her on.
343
00:15:30,595 --> 00:15:34,231
Hello?
344
00:15:34,232 --> 00:15:36,666
Well, hello, there, young lady.
345
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:41,305
This is Dr. Martin Pepper.
346
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:44,792
Hello, Dr. Pepper.
347
00:15:48,529 --> 00:15:53,284
I hear you're having some,
uh, stomach miseries.
348
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,152
Oh, yes.
349
00:15:55,153 --> 00:15:56,787
It... It hurts.
350
00:15:56,788 --> 00:15:58,622
I see. I see.
351
00:15:58,623 --> 00:16:01,308
Well, I seen a case like yours
once before
352
00:16:01,309 --> 00:16:04,311
down at Butcher Hollow.
353
00:16:04,312 --> 00:16:06,647
Colonel Sanders,
wanna dial it down a bit?
354
00:16:06,648 --> 00:16:09,216
I can't.
355
00:16:09,217 --> 00:16:11,084
I say, I say,
356
00:16:11,085 --> 00:16:13,921
yeah, take some bismuth
357
00:16:13,922 --> 00:16:15,706
and sodium bicarbonate,
358
00:16:15,707 --> 00:16:18,775
and that should cure
what ails you.
359
00:16:18,776 --> 00:16:20,944
But whatever you do,
360
00:16:20,945 --> 00:16:24,181
by all means,
do not go to the hospital.
361
00:16:24,182 --> 00:16:26,066
Thank you, doctor.
362
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:28,785
It's, uh, my pleasure.
363
00:16:30,088 --> 00:16:31,489
Hey.
364
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,790
I guess she doesn't have
to go to the hospital.
365
00:16:33,791 --> 00:16:35,826
No sense in me rushing back.
366
00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:38,629
No, no, no.
We... We'll manage for a while.
367
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:41,998
Based on the advice
of Chuck's best man,
368
00:16:41,999 --> 00:16:45,536
Dr. Pepper.
369
00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,588
Yes, that is what he told
Aunt Judy,
370
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:50,491
who's visiting with you
as we speak.
371
00:16:50,492 --> 00:16:53,411
Well, sounds like
372
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:55,046
we've both got a lot going on.
373
00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:57,397
Yeah. Talk to you later.
374
00:17:00,668 --> 00:17:03,169
Liar.
Liar.
375
00:17:03,170 --> 00:17:05,589
This is weird. Why would she
want me to come home?
376
00:17:05,590 --> 00:17:07,073
She must know something.
377
00:17:07,074 --> 00:17:09,409
She didn't get it from my end.
378
00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:10,978
I nailed it.
379
00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:14,148
I'm gonna force her hand.
380
00:17:14,149 --> 00:17:16,534
I'm going all in.
381
00:17:17,902 --> 00:17:19,336
Hello?
382
00:17:19,337 --> 00:17:21,205
Hey, thought about it.
Coming home.
383
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,924
What?
I'll be home in three hours.
384
00:17:23,925 --> 00:17:26,259
Well, that sounds great.
385
00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:28,228
See you soon.
386
00:17:28,229 --> 00:17:29,596
So you want me to come home?
387
00:17:29,597 --> 00:17:30,681
I do.
Fine. I will.
388
00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:31,698
Super.
389
00:17:31,699 --> 00:17:32,833
Give my best to Chuck.
390
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,285
Aunt Judy!
391
00:17:38,856 --> 00:17:40,557
What happened?
392
00:17:40,558 --> 00:17:42,492
I called his bluff
and he didn't blink.
393
00:17:42,493 --> 00:17:43,911
So, what now?
394
00:17:43,912 --> 00:17:46,130
Pack your crap.
I gotta get home.
395
00:17:47,382 --> 00:17:49,316
Really?
Thanks for inviting me.
396
00:17:49,317 --> 00:17:51,652
We should totally do this
more often.
397
00:17:59,877 --> 00:18:01,312
Whoo.
398
00:18:18,629 --> 00:18:19,763
Hey, I'm home.
399
00:18:19,764 --> 00:18:21,465
Welcome home.
Yeah.
400
00:18:21,466 --> 00:18:24,184
I'm all ready to help out
with Aunt Judy.
401
00:18:24,185 --> 00:18:27,104
Oh. Too late.
402
00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:28,605
She just laid down.
403
00:18:28,606 --> 00:18:32,142
Did she, now?
404
00:18:32,143 --> 00:18:33,777
Just.
405
00:18:35,830 --> 00:18:38,065
Ah, nice.
406
00:18:40,401 --> 00:18:43,287
Well, darn it, I should,
uh, pop my head in
407
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,055
and see how
the old gal's feeling.
408
00:18:45,056 --> 00:18:47,657
Mm. She's better now.
409
00:18:47,658 --> 00:18:49,793
No need.
410
00:18:49,794 --> 00:18:52,662
Still, wouldn't feel right
if I didn't just peek in on her.
411
00:18:52,663 --> 00:18:54,698
So that's what I'm gonna do.
412
00:18:56,801 --> 00:18:58,652
Wait.
Yes.
413
00:18:58,653 --> 00:19:01,871
Is there something
that you wanted to tell me?
414
00:19:04,058 --> 00:19:05,125
There is.
415
00:19:06,361 --> 00:19:08,328
While you're peeking in
on Aunt Judy,
416
00:19:08,329 --> 00:19:10,381
I'm, uh...
I'm gonna call Chuck.
417
00:19:11,666 --> 00:19:13,734
To apologize
for pulling you away.
418
00:19:33,738 --> 00:19:36,440
You know what?
I probably shouldn't wake her.
419
00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:39,643
Yeah, I probably
shouldn't interrupt Chuck
420
00:19:39,644 --> 00:19:41,011
in the middle of his party.
421
00:19:41,012 --> 00:19:42,913
Funny how you know
Chuck's number
422
00:19:42,914 --> 00:19:45,431
off the top of your head.
423
00:19:45,432 --> 00:19:49,386
Funny how you were standing
with a stomach doctor
424
00:19:49,387 --> 00:19:50,987
right when I needed one.
425
00:19:50,988 --> 00:19:53,040
Okay, then,
426
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:54,758
I'm gonna go to bed.
427
00:19:54,759 --> 00:19:56,794
Gotta get up early
to take Aunt Judy
428
00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:58,061
to the train station,
429
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:02,433
which will all happen
before you wake up.
430
00:20:14,995 --> 00:20:17,414
All deleted.
431
00:20:17,415 --> 00:20:18,832
Nice touch.
432
00:20:25,456 --> 00:20:28,058
Well, from your description,
433
00:20:28,059 --> 00:20:30,961
I'd say you could have
a declavamacated hip.
434
00:20:30,962 --> 00:20:33,881
But I would be remiss
if I did not conduct
435
00:20:33,882 --> 00:20:36,250
a more thorough examination
in my office,
436
00:20:36,251 --> 00:20:40,520
Which at this point in time
is Room 703.
437
00:20:40,521 --> 00:20:42,956
Hey, buddy. There you are.
I made it.
438
00:20:42,957 --> 00:20:45,759
Excuse me, kind stranger,
I'm with a patient.
439
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,194
Uh, but, Russell...
440
00:20:47,195 --> 00:20:48,795
I said...
I said go away, boy.
441
00:20:48,796 --> 00:20:49,930
You bother me!
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