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Dude, I'm not gonna read this
bullshit. Just get me a Coors.
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"What do I think my greatest strength as a
server Is? ' What the hell is this, Frank?
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Employee evaluation.
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This bar is a business, and
we're gonna start acting like one.
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I do not want to start acting like a
business because that sounds boring as shit.
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Yeah, that sounds terrible. Plus this thing's
10 pages long. I'm not gonna fill it out.
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Well, that's gonna affect
your rank. What rank?
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I put us all on a ranking system so
you kids would care about your jobs.
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Are we ranked now?
Yes, we are.
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What's my rank?
Second, after me.
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Wait! What's my rank?
You're third.
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What? Why am I third?
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Too volatile. Bullshit!
That is bullshit!
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Okay, okay. What am I?
You're fifth.
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Fifth? That's last. Why in the hell would
I be last? Too much lip and very sassy.
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Sassy?
That doesn't make sense.
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Like right now. You just don't
know when to shut up. Hello!
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You are late.
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I just signed the bar up to
host a dance competition...
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that's gonna be hosted live
by the Q Crew on 102 Radio!
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Whoa! The Q Crew! Good work!
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Oh, yeah, yeah. That would be a good
idea, except it's not a dance contest.
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It's a dance marathon.
What's the point?
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It's an endurance competition. We're gonna
be enduring free promotion on the radio.
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Yeah. "Location: Paddy's Bar.
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"Time: Saturday. Date:
With Charlie Kelly.
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Prize: Paddy's Pub"?
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You put the bar up as a prize?
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No, no. I put the bar under the "Pride"
section... things that you're proud of.
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It's a "Z," Charlie! Prize!
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Didn't you read that goddamn
thing? I gave it a onceover!
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Your illiteracy has screwed us again,
Charlie! Your illiteracy is screwing us!
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That doesn't make any sense!
I have an important question.
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Does this make Charlie number
five and I'm number four?
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Because in light of this new
information... Dee! Shut up!
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Stop with the sass! This is what Frank is
talking about! You never know when to shut up.
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Maybe this thing isn't legal. No,
it's legal. There was a lawyer there.
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What are we gonna do now?
We're gonna dance our asses off!
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Hey, everybody.
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DJ Squirrely D and Fat Michael
here from Q102. The Q Crew.
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Coming to you from Paddy's Pub!
Kicking off our old-time dance marathon.
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Where the owners have put up
their bar as the first prize.
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Hey, how about a quick recap of the rules for
our listeners who just tuned in. Fat Michael!
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All dancers must remain on their
feet and dancing at all times.
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If you drop to the floor,
you are out.
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People, this could take
hours. It could take days.
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It could take weeks. So stay tuned,
'cause someone's gonna win a bar!
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But only right here on Q102.
The Q Crew!
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Good job, Charlie.
Good work.
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Take it easy and enjoy yourself, 'cause I'm
gonna win this thing with this right here!
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What the hell is that? Eighth grade
dance competition. I won to this song.
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It's an endurance competition, Charlie.
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We're not gonna win the bar back
with some dance you did in 1989.
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They don't care if you can
dance well. It's a marathon.
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Whoo! What's up, assholes?
Ooh!
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What the hell you doing here?
I'm here to win your bar.
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Ooh! Awesome. This whole thing was a mistake.
So maybe you can help us win the bar back.
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Why would I ever help you do anything?
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All you've ever done...
Stop.
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All you've ever done is screw me over.
Now I'm here to win back your bar.
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We're good though, right?
Go to hell.
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Hey, do you want to partner up in this
dance competition? Stop touching me, Charlie.
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Hello, jerks. Oh!
Surprised to see me back?
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Rickety Cricket. I suppose you're here to
win the bar because we ruined your life.
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Good guess. And I'm gonna win this
bar with the help of my shiny new legs.
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The latest leg brace technology courtesy
of the great state of Pennsylvania.
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Hey. Maybe we should partner
up, ruin their lives together.
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Maybe we should.
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Jealous?
No.
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Let's go, Cricket.
It's Matthew.
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Holy shit. What's going on
with Rickety Cricket's new legs?
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They look so sturdy.
He's, like, half machine.
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He's got, like, a liquid hydraulic
cooling system going on with that thing.
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That's cheating, dude. He's
gonna win with those things, man.
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It's like an exoskeleton. It's
exactly like an exoskeleton!
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We'll have to resort to foul play.
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Look, there's no point in taking
any chances. Let's get dirty.
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Maybe he'll sweat so much he'll rust those
bionic legs. We should kick him in the dick!
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What is that awful noise?
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We got our first
dance-off challenge!
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I need Mac to collect his dignity and
step to the center of this dance floor.
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What?
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We've only been dancing for two
minutes. Who's challenged me?
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Oh, shit.
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Our two dancers have
one song to strut...
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Their stuff!
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The loser will have to wear this
25pound keg around his neck...
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for the rest of the competition.
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Talk about a ball and chain. I'm
going through a messy divorce.
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He's not gonna go down easy.
No way.
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He's fueled by vengeance and
reinforced with space age technology.
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And go!
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My legs!
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The technology failed me! He's
fallen and he can't get up!
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I am stealing that
line! It's already yours!
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All right, folks. That's our
first casualty of the night.
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But stay tuned. There's plenty
more where that came from.
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Why don't we mix things up a little
bit... By slowing things down.
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Everybody couple up
and hit the dance floor.
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Don't be afraid to get "sextra" close.
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Osmond close on Q 102.
The Q Crew.
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I do not even understand the
smell coming from your body, dude.
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Relax, dude. I forgot
to put on deodorant.
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You gonna give me shit all day? I have
never seen you wear deodorant, Charlie.
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You've never seen me wash my testicles, but
that doesn't mean I don't do it every Friday.
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And I swear to God
you've got lice, man.
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I see little bugs
crawling all over your body.
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That's glitter. I tried to make myself look
a little fancy for this dance competition.
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Oh, Mr. Fancy Pants. Excuse me. I'm just
trying to have a good competition here.
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I gotta get outta here.
When is the partner switch?
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Ooh, this could be a great idea to shake things
up a little bit with the other contestants.
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You know, use the partner switch
to get inside people's heads.
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Why is the person that's ranked last trying
to hatch a plan? Yeah, I wonder that too.
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I just came up with an idea though.
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This could be a good opportunity to shake
things up with the other contestants.
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We could use this partner switch
to get into people's heads.
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Now you're talking!
Are you being serious?
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Shut up. We're hatching a plan. But we're gonna
need a man on the outside. Frank, that's you.
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Why? Because I'm old?
That's bullshit!
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No, dude. Because you're
the best at scheming.
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We need you on the outside
running things. Take a knee.
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Kneel down. Take a knee
for the team, buddy.
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Yeah, there you go! Yeah!
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Ooh! Another one bites the dust.
Q Crew!
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We did just screw him over to
kick him out of the contest, right?
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Absolutely, yeah.
What?
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And by the way, Frank, when we get
the bar back, you're ranked last!
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You can't rank me last. I
created the ranking system.
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Then you shouldn't have
dropped out, you old bitch.
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You lousy bastards.
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So who's next? Who's
looking good out there?
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That young couple over there looks
pretty limber. We should take them out.
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Okay, I'll take the girl. I'm gonna dance
with the waitress for a little while.
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That's not gonna work. Mac, take the waitress.
You can tire her out with your spastic movement.
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I'll tire her out with my awesome
movements. Yeah, whatever it is.
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You should get into it more, Dee.
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Oh, this is great, Dee. I
mean, this is so restful.
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I'm really building up my reserves
for later, you know? Mmm, yeah.
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I'm just really glad I can be
of help, Charlie. Thank you.
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Mac and the waitress
are getting pretty close.
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What's the matter?
Can't keep up?
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No, I can't understand why you're dancing
like that. I feel like you're gonna hit me.
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Just... Please don't hit me.
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Good, good. Don't be afraid to
get in real close, okay? Okay.
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How long have you been a dance
instructor? Oh, a long time. Years.
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My fianc� and I, we're
not really dancers.
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We just joined this competition
because we both got laid off recently...
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Right, right, okay. I'm
gonna dip you down now, okay?
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Just stick your knee into
my groin, just like that.
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Grind your hips and pulse
your thighs. Ready? Go.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Relax. He's an instructor. He's showing
me a new dance. What's it called again?
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The Rococo Bang.
Oh, that's funny.
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Isn't it? Kinda looks
like he's feeling you up.
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I don't want to get in the
middle of anything here, okay?
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I'm just trying to teach
your fianc�e a new dance.
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You don't want to deprive
her of that, do you?
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I think a little dance instruction might
help us last longer in the competition.
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All right. Just make it
quick. I'll make it quick.
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All right now, Gloria, for this next part
you're gonna want to grip my buttocks.
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Okay. Like that? Right. Now
we're gonna go down nice and low.
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Now grind and shift and around and
push and feel and grip and grip.
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I see. Yeah.
Good.
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I'm over it anyway.
Are you?
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So let's not worry about it. Let's just
talk about other things for a little bit.
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I'm glad you're over it, because
he's definitely gonna bang her.
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He's gonna bang her?
You're not over it!
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I gotta stop that. I
can't let that go on.
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You know what I think you gotta do? You
gotta get Mac out of this competition.
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Yes! Yes! I gotta get him
out. You gotta get rid of him.
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All right, how would I
do that? I got an idea.
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They burned you, too, didn�t they?
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I know how it feels.
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The pain, the hurt.
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How about you and me, we join
forces, and we make things right?
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Get lost, street rat! I'm not a
street... I was a man of the cl...
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Look, I want these
guys, Frank. I want 'em!
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And I will stalk the streets and
live in the shadows of the night...
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until the streets of Philadelphia
run red with their blood!
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You got a lot of anger in
you, kid. You're damn right!
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Are you in or out?
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I'm in.
Yeah!
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Whoo! Here he is. Hey, bro.
What a competition, huh?
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Saw you dancing
with the waitress.
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But I'm not jealous. I'm very
impressed with your dance moves.
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00:10:06,090 --> 00:10:07,921
Thank you, Charlie.
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Much better dancing than people give
you credit for. I've always thought that.
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That whole elbow thing...
You like the elbow thing?
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It's a very specifically
choreographed...
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I'll show it to you one day.
I don't want to learn it.
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You probably
couldn't pull it off anyway.
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Hey, man.
How do you feel about Dennis?
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Dennis? Dennis has
been driving me crazy.
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I feel like he's a little
jealous. And nervous.
195
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Nervous that you're gonna be ranked
number one when this whole thing goes down.
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You think so?
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Absolutely!
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First of all, you deserve to
be ranked number one at the bar.
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I think I do, dude. I think
I deserve to be number one.
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I've been working so hard for so many
years. The cream always rises to the top.
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And you're, like, made of cream, and
your cream is all over his face, man.
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That pisses him off. He
hates that shit, dude.
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I'm always putting my cream all
over his face, and it pisses him off.
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I think we need to take Dennis out.
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You think?
Yes!
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And there's only one way
to do it. What's that?
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00:11:08,430 --> 00:11:11,058
You don't want to do this,
bro. Oh, I think I do, buddy.
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'Cause I got the moves that
are gonna make me number one.
209
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Why don't you just
go with the best dancer?
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Hit it.
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If I were you I'd take precaution
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Before I step to meet my girl
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Oh, goddamn it!
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Well, glad that's settled. I think I'm
gonna go get in that chick's pants now.
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I thought they were engaged, dude.
216
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"Engaged. " That's just a
word. It doesn't mean anything.
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It means they're getting married.
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Married, engaged. They're
just words, you know?
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00:11:57,245 --> 00:12:00,180
My parents were married and engaged
once. You saw how that worked out.
220
00:12:00,248 --> 00:12:03,945
I'm gonna go bang that chick. Enjoy wearing
that keg for the rest of the competition.
221
00:12:04,019 --> 00:12:05,953
Yeah.
Yeah, that's good.
222
00:12:06,021 --> 00:12:07,955
Looking a little stiff there, partner.
223
00:12:08,023 --> 00:12:10,423
Want me to give you a
couple pointers? That's okay.
224
00:12:10,492 --> 00:12:13,484
Come on, man. Let me show you some
moves. He's just trying to help.
225
00:12:13,562 --> 00:12:16,087
All right, fine. Yeah?
All right, here we go.
226
00:12:16,164 --> 00:12:18,098
I'm gonna pretend like
you're Gloria, okay?
227
00:12:18,166 --> 00:12:22,193
Now, you're not nearly as beautiful as
she is, but I can use my imagination.
228
00:12:22,270 --> 00:12:26,036
What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna teach you
how to dip her. That's really important.
229
00:12:26,108 --> 00:12:29,339
I'm gonna put my arm around your waist
just like that. Don't stop. Keep moving.
230
00:12:29,411 --> 00:12:31,811
We don't want you out of
the competition, right? No!
231
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:35,179
Then I'm gonna bend my knees
and dip you down real low.
232
00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:37,775
My goodness! What
happened? You lost your grip?
233
00:12:37,853 --> 00:12:40,344
You dropped me on purpose,
asshole! Calm down, Robert.
234
00:12:40,422 --> 00:12:43,152
It's perfectly natural to blame the teacher
at first. We're all feeling a little tired.
235
00:12:43,225 --> 00:12:46,661
You son of a bitch! Robert,
stop. Come on. It was an accident.
236
00:12:46,728 --> 00:12:49,162
Oh, come on!
Let's get out of here!
237
00:12:49,231 --> 00:12:52,894
Wait a second. Gloria, you've come
this far. You don't want to stop now.
238
00:12:52,968 --> 00:12:56,734
Wow. Butt out, man. This is none of
your business. Now come on, honey!
239
00:12:56,805 --> 00:12:59,296
We came here to win.
We need this!
240
00:13:00,942 --> 00:13:03,570
Wow. He's a violent guy.
241
00:13:03,645 --> 00:13:07,672
I know. I hate it when he gets like
that. Gotta be careful with that one.
242
00:13:07,749 --> 00:13:09,683
Goddamn it.
243
00:13:09,751 --> 00:13:11,685
I feel your pain, Mac.
244
00:13:11,753 --> 00:13:14,745
We all do. What the
hell's going on out here?
245
00:13:14,823 --> 00:13:16,757
We're making brownies.
The drug filled kind.
246
00:13:16,825 --> 00:13:19,419
Shut up, Cricket! What's
he talking about, Frank?
247
00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:22,429
They're filled with sedatives.
248
00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:26,228
You want to help me distribute
them? I'll make you my number two.
249
00:13:26,301 --> 00:13:29,634
You're not even in the contest
anymore, bro. I certainly am.
250
00:13:29,704 --> 00:13:31,638
I have an inside horse.
251
00:13:31,706 --> 00:13:34,197
You see this homeless gentleman?
252
00:13:34,276 --> 00:13:36,210
He wins, I win.
253
00:13:36,278 --> 00:13:38,212
Come on, Mac.
Join our crew.
254
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:41,215
Shut up, you goddamn
street rat! Keep working!
255
00:13:41,283 --> 00:13:44,218
You are on your way out.
256
00:13:44,286 --> 00:13:48,086
So you might as well go out with
a bang and have some insurance.
257
00:13:48,156 --> 00:13:52,115
Okay, I'm in. But I don't know how much longer
I can last here. This thing's killing my back.
258
00:13:52,194 --> 00:13:54,128
I'll come up with a rig.
259
00:13:54,196 --> 00:13:56,858
Definitely.
Shut up, street rat.
260
00:14:01,303 --> 00:14:04,966
Wow. He's getting pretty
close to that pretty girl, huh?
261
00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:07,634
Yeah.
You gotta make him jealous.
262
00:14:07,709 --> 00:14:10,644
I don't want to make him
jealous. I want to win your bar.
263
00:14:10,712 --> 00:14:13,647
Oh. Okay. How do you think
I could make him jealous?
264
00:14:13,715 --> 00:14:16,309
I'll tell you exactly what you
need to do. See that homeless guy?
265
00:14:16,384 --> 00:14:19,217
You gotta dance with him.
That doesn't make any sense.
266
00:14:19,287 --> 00:14:22,984
It makes sense. You're tired. I am,
but I don't see how that makes sense.
267
00:14:23,058 --> 00:14:25,754
Okay, it's reverse
psychology. No, it's not.
268
00:14:25,827 --> 00:14:28,261
You know what?
I'm his sister.
269
00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:31,265
I know him really well. I
know him a lot better than you.
270
00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:34,268
The only way you're gonna
be able to land Dennis...
271
00:14:34,336 --> 00:14:39,433
is by making him feel he's lower on your
list than a disgusting, filthy homeless guy.
272
00:14:43,745 --> 00:14:47,476
I'm gonna go grind a homeless
guy. Good girl. Make it dirty.
273
00:14:54,656 --> 00:14:58,956
Oh, my God! She's really,
like, grinding away over there!
274
00:14:59,027 --> 00:15:01,860
Eat your heart out,
Dennis Reynolds!
275
00:15:01,930 --> 00:15:04,865
Hey. Hey, pretty lady?
Look, can you do me a favor?
276
00:15:04,933 --> 00:15:08,801
Can you prop your leg up and,
like, grind on me all sexual like?
277
00:15:08,870 --> 00:15:12,567
Charlie's over there blowing
up my spot with that girl.
278
00:15:12,641 --> 00:15:16,133
Oh, yeah. He is blowing
up your spot. I know.
279
00:15:16,211 --> 00:15:18,577
Better make some moves
to get her back.
280
00:15:18,647 --> 00:15:21,844
I'm gonna make some moves like
a ranked number two guy would.
281
00:15:21,917 --> 00:15:24,647
You're number two.
What's up, bitches?
282
00:15:24,719 --> 00:15:27,051
Oh! Why are you
dancing so strangely?
283
00:15:27,122 --> 00:15:31,058
Because of all my energy. I got
tons of energy now because of this.
284
00:15:31,126 --> 00:15:34,391
Energy bar. Have some.
Looks like a shit ball.
285
00:15:34,462 --> 00:15:36,396
No!
That's an energy bar!
286
00:15:36,464 --> 00:15:39,399
Why is it so heavy and big? Because
it's filled with vitamins and shit.
287
00:15:39,467 --> 00:15:42,800
Come on, guys. Just eat it and you'll
have a burst of energy. Trust me.
288
00:15:42,871 --> 00:15:45,806
Don't eat it, Dee! It's
filled with cough medicine.
289
00:15:45,874 --> 00:15:47,808
I love you!
You traitor bastard!
290
00:15:47,876 --> 00:15:50,310
Okay, that's it, Cricket. You're out
of the crew. You're my whole life.
291
00:15:50,378 --> 00:15:52,710
I love you. I ain't
going out without a fight!
292
00:15:52,781 --> 00:15:54,715
Don't leave me in the sun.
I'll burn.
293
00:15:54,783 --> 00:15:57,445
You are in cahoots
with those guys?
294
00:15:57,519 --> 00:15:59,453
I'm not in cahoots with anybody!
295
00:15:59,521 --> 00:16:02,012
You've been cahooting with
them! I have not been cahooting!
296
00:16:02,090 --> 00:16:04,558
You're wearing Rickety
Cricket's exoskeleton right now!
297
00:16:04,626 --> 00:16:06,253
I am not!
Yes, you are!
298
00:16:06,328 --> 00:16:09,923
Okay! Okay!
So I'm wearing it.
299
00:16:09,998 --> 00:16:12,023
You are pathetic.
Oh, am I, Dee?
300
00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:14,091
Is this pathetic?
301
00:16:14,169 --> 00:16:18,936
What are you doing, bro? What, man?
A man can't enjoy a sexual lady?
302
00:16:19,007 --> 00:16:21,737
Not when it's with my partner. I'm
cutting in. Get out of here! Back off!
303
00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:24,244
I need her, man!
Why do you need her?
304
00:16:24,312 --> 00:16:28,908
I need her, all right? Just put it that
way. You leave me no choice, Charlie.
305
00:16:30,185 --> 00:16:32,278
Hey, asshole.
Whatever. Wanna dance?
306
00:16:32,354 --> 00:16:34,413
Yes!
Good.
307
00:16:34,489 --> 00:16:36,252
Good, good.
Take a load off.
308
00:16:36,324 --> 00:16:40,283
Let these strong, sweet,
sexual arms hold you. So strong.
309
00:16:40,362 --> 00:16:43,126
I gotcha. So strong.
All right, night-night.
310
00:16:43,198 --> 00:16:44,722
No!
311
00:16:44,799 --> 00:16:46,733
You made me do that.
312
00:16:46,801 --> 00:16:48,132
You piece of shit.
Yeah, maybe.
313
00:16:48,203 --> 00:16:49,761
You piece of shit!
314
00:16:49,838 --> 00:16:51,897
Dennis Reynolds,
I trusted you!
315
00:16:51,973 --> 00:16:55,136
Why? You are the biggest
piece of shit on the planet!
316
00:16:55,210 --> 00:16:58,304
That's it. I'm taking this
one out. I'm going limp.
317
00:16:58,380 --> 00:16:59,972
No, Charlie.
Don't go limp.
318
00:17:00,048 --> 00:17:02,778
I got you, Gloria.
You're hurting me!
319
00:17:02,851 --> 00:17:06,719
Charlie, don't do this. He's
trying to have sex with you.
320
00:17:06,788 --> 00:17:09,723
What? I'm not gonna have sex
with you! What do you mean?
321
00:17:09,791 --> 00:17:11,725
I'm engaged!
322
00:17:11,793 --> 00:17:14,318
Engaged is just a word. It
doesn't have any meaning.
323
00:17:14,396 --> 00:17:16,455
No, it's a very serious word.
Thank you!
324
00:17:16,531 --> 00:17:18,761
I was getting somewhere,
wasn't I? No, you weren't.
325
00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:20,733
Really?
No!
326
00:17:20,802 --> 00:17:22,736
All right.
Well, see you later.
327
00:17:26,374 --> 00:17:29,104
You really are the biggest
piece of shit on the planet.
328
00:17:29,177 --> 00:17:32,738
You still talking to me? I
thought you were out. Dick!
329
00:17:32,814 --> 00:17:35,578
Don't worry, ma'am, 'cause I'm
about to take this sucker out!
330
00:17:35,650 --> 00:17:37,641
You're gonna take me out?
You bet.
331
00:17:37,719 --> 00:17:40,517
How are you gonna do that?
This right here. DJ Fat Michael!
332
00:17:40,588 --> 00:17:42,522
Yo! Squirrely D? Oh, yeah!
333
00:17:42,590 --> 00:17:45,821
Please play my dance for a dance
challenge. That's a cando, my brother.
334
00:17:45,894 --> 00:17:49,352
Let me tell you a lesson. The
cream always rises to the top.
335
00:17:49,431 --> 00:17:52,923
And I'm about to show you the
white-hot cream of an eighth-grade boy.
336
00:17:53,001 --> 00:17:54,832
Oh, my God.
Play the tape.
337
00:18:00,709 --> 00:18:02,700
You gotta be kidding me.
338
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,876
Watching every motion
339
00:18:10,952 --> 00:18:15,048
In my foolish lovers game
340
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,818
On this endless ocean
341
00:18:20,895 --> 00:18:25,764
Finally lovers know no shame
342
00:18:26,768 --> 00:18:28,702
It was like a ballet.
343
00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:30,704
How did he remember that
choreography? It was 20 years ago.
344
00:18:30,772 --> 00:18:32,899
I don't know.
It was beautiful, man.
345
00:18:32,974 --> 00:18:36,171
What's going on, monkeys? Yeah.
How are those kegs treating ya?
346
00:18:36,244 --> 00:18:38,644
Pretty good.
What you munching on, pal?
347
00:18:38,713 --> 00:18:41,181
Energy ball, courtesy
of my partner here.
348
00:18:41,249 --> 00:18:44,377
You look pretty woozy there,
buddy. I'm feeling woozy...
349
00:18:44,452 --> 00:18:47,512
What is it? Wait. What is up,
man? I feel like I'm tripping.
350
00:18:47,589 --> 00:18:50,524
Oh, Charlie, that might
be the cough medicine.
351
00:18:50,592 --> 00:18:54,323
You got about 15 minutes until
you drop like a ton of bricks.
352
00:18:55,296 --> 00:18:57,230
Holy shit!
Did you play me?
353
00:18:57,298 --> 00:18:59,232
Oh, I played you.
I played you good.
354
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:02,827
Maybe now you two jerks might want to
start treating me with a little respect.
355
00:19:02,904 --> 00:19:04,895
Why would we show you
respect? Yeah, why?
356
00:19:04,973 --> 00:19:08,374
Because I
masterminded this entire situation.
357
00:19:08,443 --> 00:19:11,708
Not only did I get Charlie
to eat a drug filled brownie...
358
00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:14,214
I got everybody in here to do it.
359
00:19:14,282 --> 00:19:19,083
Pretty soon, people are gonna be dropping like
flies, and it's gonna be me and you two jerks.
360
00:19:19,154 --> 00:19:21,748
Good luck with those kegs, boners.
361
00:19:21,823 --> 00:19:25,919
Bitch! There is enough cough
medicine in there to kill a gorilla.
362
00:19:25,994 --> 00:19:28,929
If you keep eating it, you're
not gonna last five minutes.
363
00:19:28,997 --> 00:19:32,228
Bro, I can handle my sedatives.
364
00:19:39,974 --> 00:19:43,569
I cannot believe how long Charlie
has lasted after eating that brownie.
365
00:19:43,645 --> 00:19:47,411
Karate... snow machine... chop set...
366
00:19:47,482 --> 00:19:51,145
What's with the chopping? I'm
chopping all over my action.
367
00:19:51,219 --> 00:19:53,153
And mostly power.
368
00:19:53,221 --> 00:19:55,621
He's lost his damn mind.
My back's killing me.
369
00:19:55,690 --> 00:19:58,784
Break me off a piece of that
exoskeleton. It doesn't work that way.
370
00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:01,294
You can't just break off
a piece of an exoskeleton.
371
00:20:01,362 --> 00:20:04,297
Give me some of that liquid
hydraulic shit! No, man! Hey!
372
00:20:04,365 --> 00:20:06,833
It's a sensitive science!
Don't use your elbows!
373
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:09,495
Whoa! Whoa!
Dennis, what are you doing?
374
00:20:09,571 --> 00:20:12,131
Oh, goddamn it!
375
00:20:12,207 --> 00:20:15,142
Ohh! Double whammy! Are
you happy? Dee's gonna win.
376
00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:17,303
No.
We still got Charlie.
377
00:20:20,315 --> 00:20:24,979
Don't worry about it. I got an inside
horse... Larry. That's my inside horse.
378
00:20:25,053 --> 00:20:27,681
Larry! Stay awake!
Go, Larry!
379
00:20:27,755 --> 00:20:31,657
He's staying up! Come on, Larry!
You can do It! You can do It, Larry!
380
00:20:31,726 --> 00:20:34,695
You feeling bad? That's too bad.
'Cause I'm just getting my second wind.
381
00:20:34,762 --> 00:20:37,026
Cricket! Now!
382
00:20:37,098 --> 00:20:39,794
Here I come, Dee!
I love you so much!
383
00:20:41,469 --> 00:20:45,496
Oh, my God, my knee!
Oh, my God!
384
00:20:45,573 --> 00:20:48,371
Larry!
You won the bar for us!
385
00:20:48,443 --> 00:20:51,105
Larry wins! Whoo!
All right, Larry!
386
00:20:51,179 --> 00:20:53,113
I have a shattered kneecap!
387
00:20:53,181 --> 00:20:55,206
Dee, we can start again.
Right?
388
00:20:55,283 --> 00:20:58,719
Never talk to me again,
you goddamn street rat!
389
00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:02,013
Look on the bright side, Deandra.
390
00:21:02,090 --> 00:21:04,888
At least you're not
ranked last anymore.
391
00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:07,553
Who's last now?
Charlie.
392
00:21:07,629 --> 00:21:12,657
That kid really
needs to learn how to read.
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