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Dee's bringing another boyfriend?
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She won't shut up about this
one. He's a local rapper.
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He's like some hotshot
rapper. What's his name?
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Lil' Jeff. Lil' Joe. It's was,
like, Jonathan, Little Michael.
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Lil' Kev?
Little... Lil' Kev.
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Shit. I've heard about
him. He's a local celebrity.
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He's supposed to be the
next Eminem. What is he?
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Like a small guy or little
guy? No, probably not.
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I think it's just a rapper thing.
Lil' Kim. Yeah, it's like...
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You never know though. He could have, like,
a little hand or a little foot or something.
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I doubt he'd want to call attention
to that by calling himself Lil' Kev.
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That could be his thing.
Biggie Smalls was fat.
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Yeah. He was big and small.
You know, and, like... Right.
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I guess his head was
small, but his body was big.
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So this guy could have, like,
a little hand and a giant body.
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What's up, hos? I'd like
you to meet somebody.
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Kevin, these are the clowns I work with.
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Oh, this your crew, baby?
Mm-hmm.
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Girl, you silly. They ain't
no clowns. What up, fellas?
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What's up, man? Hey,
man. How's it going?
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I gots to get back to the studio, but
I'll holler at you later, okay, pooh bear?
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Mm-hmm.
Yo, later, fellas.
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See ya, man.
Yeah.
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Boom. Yep, you're seein' it.
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Hey, Dee, does that guy have,
like, a... like, a little hand?
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Charlie, I was gonna
say his foot looks small.
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Nah. Well, dude, it's possible.
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The shoes were the same
size, but his hand was like...
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He doesn't have a little
hand or a little foot.
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Wait. Did that guy go
to Waldron? I don't know.
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Is his name Kevin Gallagher?
Yes.
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Holy shit. No, that guy's
retarded. Well, you're retarded.
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No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm
saying he is an actual retarded person.
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We went to elementary school together.
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He used to take classes in a trailer
outside school. He rode the short bus.
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Whatever. You think I wouldn't know
if the guy I'm dating is retarded?
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There is no way I am
dating a retarded person.
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But he's so tough and
popular and famous.
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I mean, he's a successful musician.
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Jesus, sweetie. The
guy might be retarded.
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Yeah, but he might not be.
Plus, he gives me things.
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Did you guys see this necklace?
It's got diamonds in it.
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L I gotta think about this.
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Come take a look at my elementary
school yearbook sometime, Dee.
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He's retarded. Uh, guys,
I'm getting an idea.
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Charlie, follow me on this
one for a second. Okay.
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Retarded or not... I mean, clearly
there's something off about that guy.
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Oh, no. That guy's very messed up.
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Yeah. No, he's... I'm saying
he's retarded. Yeah, whatever.
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But he's an up-and-coming
musician. I mean, he's, like...
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really building a
following in this city.
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He's like the next Eminem.
Right. He's supposed to be big.
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Okay. So, if he can do it,
why can't we?
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I can't argue that logic, man. What are you
suggesting? I'm thinking we start a band.
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Holy shit. Yeah!
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Yeah?
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We're in a band!
Yeah! Let's do it!
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I've always wanted to be a rock god.
If he's getting chicks... Ooh! Ooh, ooh.
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Why are you "ooh, oohing" me?
Why are you... You're not in it.
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Why am I not in it?
I have a great voice.
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You do have a great voice.
You have an excellent voice.
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But the problem is you're into all
that early '80s glam rock fem shit...
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and it's just not the artistic
direction I want to take the band in.
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Artistic direction? You guys
don't even play instruments.
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Well, no... Okay, well,
that doesn't matter, does it?
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Because it's all about rocking
and looking cool and kicking ass.
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Yeah, I think he's right. It's
all about image and marketing.
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I mean, there's no bands out
there with any musical ability.
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Frank, I like the way you
think. You're in the band.
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Oh!
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Wow. Dude, don't overreact
about it, man. See you, buddy.
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Frank, get out that checkbook.
You're gonna buy us some instruments.
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Yeah, brother.
That's a hot guitar.
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You got, uh, graphite reinforced
neck, 35 inch scale, two humbuckers.
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Yeah, guy, move over six inches.
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Oh, yeah.
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Um, yeah, so I was saying...
Yeah, that's it. Shut up.
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Soak it in.
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Uh, so I was saying, uh, graphite
reinforced neck... Boom. Yeah.
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35 inch scale...
Shh. That's the one.
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Check this thing out, man.
It's like a weapon. Cool, bro.
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Holy shit. Where did you
learn how to play like that?
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Oh, man, keyboards just make sense
to me, man. I get 'em, you know?
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Charlie, you're amazing. Hey, man,
you're gonna be our ace in the hole.
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You know what though? Can I talk
to you for a second about this?
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Sure. Any way that I can be
in the back of the stage...
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or, like, behind some
kind of curtain? Why?
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Well, can I bare my soul to you
for a second, man? Of course, buddy.
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This is huge for me. I've
always wanted to do this. Mm-hmm.
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It's, like, this is a big deal.
I've just always been afraid...
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that people are gonna boo
me or they're gonna hate me.
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It's why I've never pursued my dreams,
man. So, I mean, if that happens...
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it's gonna crush me, I'm gonna crumble,
I'm gonna fall to pieces, I'm gonna scream.
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You're not listening to what
I'm saying, are you? Totally.
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Dude, I think we should do,
like, a Sex Pistols thing, right?
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Where I'm Sid Vicious
and you're Johnny Rotten.
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No, no. I'm Simon and you're Garfunkel,
if anything. No. You're Axl. I'm Slash.
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No. I'm Holland Oates.
You're, like, Peter Gabriel.
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Hall and Oates is
two separate people.
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No. Holland is his first name
and Oates is his last name, dude.
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Whatever, dude.
I just wanna kick ass.
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Hey. You with that bald guy?
Yeah.
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Yeah, well, get him out of
here, or I'm calling the cops.
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I'm taking these.
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There he is. Good old Special
K. He is drooling on himself.
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Well, so what? He's, like,
seven in this yearbook.
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Okay, if I'm gonna break up
with this guy, I need some proof.
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Well, look, Dee, you're free
to date whoever you want, okay?
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I just think you should know whether or
not you're gold-digging a retarded guy.
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Okay, number one, I'm not gold-digging
anybody, okay? I really like this guy.
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And second of all, this doesn't prove
that he's retarded. You want proof?
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I want proof. When are
you seeing him next?
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I'm picking him up in, like,
an hour. You're picking him up?
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He doesn't drive. Ooh.
Uh, that's funny...
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'cause people who
aren't retarded usually drive.
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Retarded one.
Normal zero.
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Not bad, Dennis. Nice neighborhood.
Owns his own house. Three stories.
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Looks like it's
retarded one, normal one.
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Yes? Oh, hi. I think we
have the wrong address.
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Are you Dee?
Yeah. Who are you?
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I'm Kevin's mom.
Come on in.
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Oh, lives with his mom. I think
I'll be taking that point back.
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Kevin's in his room.
Go on up if you like.
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Oh, thank you, Mrs. Gallagher. You
must be very, very proud of your son.
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I mean, he has overcome some
pretty difficult odds. Yes, he has.
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Well, you're talking about
the rapping. Excuse me?
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Those odds you're referring to, you're
talking about his rapping career.
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I guess.
Mrs. Gallagher...
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would you describe your
son as a "special" guy?
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No, you can't do that. Why
can't I do that? What's wrong...
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Because he's her son.
Of course he's special.
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That's an easy yes. You think
he's special, right? Well, yes.
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Yeah, that means nothing to me. That means
a whole lot. Retarded three, normal zero.
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Hold on. Hang on. How come you
got that point? That was my point.
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What... That was my point.
Retarded two, normal one.
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She practically came out and told us he
was retarded. Retarded four, normal zero.
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Whoa! Hold on a second. Where'd four
come from? It's definitely not four.
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Let's see. There's the driving,
the drooling in the yearbook...
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the overcoming the odds, the living
with the mom and now the special thing.
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You know what? It's not
four. It's five. Yeah?
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Are you the point king? You pick up points
left and right? It's retarded three, normal one.
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Oh, come on. There's so much
more retarded stuff that...
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What's up?
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Hey!
Oh, you brought your crew, baby.
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This is my brother, Dennis,
and he's gonna give us a ride.
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Oh, snap! What up, son?
Hey.
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I didn't know we were doing all that.
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Yo, I gotta grab a couple of
things. Be ready to "rizzoll."
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Man, that's retard strength if I've
ever seen it. You know what I mean?
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Shut your mouth.
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Go!
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Go! Go!
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All right, stop! Stop!
Why are you not singing?
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Well, uh, it doesn't sound very good.
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Well, then huff some glue, bro.
Oh, I've been huffing glue, guys.
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Then growl into the microphone,
Charlie. No. This is...
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I don't even wanna growl.
I'm not a growler. Wait.
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Band meeting! Band meeting! Yeah, band
meeting! We need to have a band meeting!
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Hold on a minute! We're sittin' around
here practicin' like a bunch of pansies!
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We should be out gettin'
wasted and breakin' shit!
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Frank's absolutely right. How can we be rock
stars if we're not living like rock stars?
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Well, okay. If we live like
rock stars, the music will come!
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Okay. Okay. Okay. The
music will come, Charlie!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa! Stop, dude!
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What are you doing? That's my
good chair. That's your good chair?
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Yeah.
It's covered in bird shit.
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No.
That's toothpaste, man.
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That's clearly bird shit.
No, it's not. It's toothpaste.
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Do you even own a toothbrush?
I, uh...
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Look, don't break my chair.
Oh, my God!
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No! Wait, wait, wait. Wait
a minute. Charlie is right.
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We should not be breaking
our own shit.
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We should be out there breaking other
people's shit. That's rock and roll.
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Yeah!
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That's what I'm talking about!
You feeling better, Charlie? Whoo!
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Yeah! Whoo!
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Keep smashing things,
guys! It's a ripple effect!
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Hey, how'd you guys get a hotel room
without putting a credit card down?
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We did use a credit card, man.
I took it out of your wallet.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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My credit card number's
down at the desk? Yeah.
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You mean we're smashing up a hotel room
with my credit card down at the desk!
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Why-Why-Why would you do that?
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Uh, they don't let you book a hotel room
without putting down a credit card, Frank.
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What year do you think it is?
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Well, we gotta put this stuff
back together again. What?
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Get the glue. Charlie, you gotta get the
glue. What? Glue is for huffing, dude.
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Get me the glue! Get me the
glue! It's a part of his process.
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This is not rock and roll!
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Oh, this shit is funny!
You like this movie?
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Your shirt's on backwards.
What?
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Oh, snap! It is.
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Oh, look!
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We need to break up.
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Yes, sir. Yes, sir!
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Hey. Where's your suit?
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I'm not wearing the suit, Frank, because
it's lame, and you look like a pussy.
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That-That defeats the whole purpose. I
mean, the idea is to trick the moms...
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into letting the kids bop with us.
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It's not the '50s anymore, Frank.
The kids aren't bopping anymore.
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They're banging each other and doing
meth before they hit grade school.
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Well, can I at least pick the
name of the band? What do you got?
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The Pecan Sandies.
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Isn't that a cookie? Yeah, it's a
cookie, but it's got another meaning.
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What's the other meaning?
What?
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Other than a cookie,
what's the other meaning?
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It's a, you know... It's
a... It's a sexual meaning.
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No, we are not the Pecan Sandies,
all right? We are Chemical Toilet.
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Because chicks want guys that wear tight
pants and tattered clothing and spit blood...
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not guys dressed like waiters who
name themselves after desserts.
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We are Chemical Toilet.
Charlie! Porta-potty.
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Hey, how's that song coming? Yeah,
I'll be out in a second, all right?
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And, Frank, who the hell is this guy?
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Ah, that's Ernie. He works for
beer. He looks a little tangled up.
215
00:11:46,179 --> 00:11:48,647
Does he know anything about hooking
up that electrical equipment?
216
00:11:48,715 --> 00:11:51,240
No.
Okay, okay. I'm ready to rock.
217
00:11:51,317 --> 00:11:53,342
And who are you supposed
to be? Bob Dylan, man.
218
00:11:53,419 --> 00:11:55,512
Jesus Christ. We are all over
the place. Check this out.
219
00:11:55,588 --> 00:11:57,522
Is this a page from a coloring book?
220
00:11:57,590 --> 00:11:59,854
No, dude. That's "Night
Man. " Those are lyrics.
221
00:11:59,926 --> 00:12:01,757
Whatever. Let's just
rock. "Night Man," baby.
222
00:12:01,828 --> 00:12:03,762
Okay, this is what I'm talking
about. Let's rock and roll!
223
00:12:03,830 --> 00:12:05,559
Yeeha!
All right.
224
00:12:05,631 --> 00:12:08,395
Where's my curtain? Don't worry about
the curtain. You're not gonna need it.
225
00:12:08,468 --> 00:12:10,402
I want a curtain blocking
my face. You don't need it.
226
00:12:10,470 --> 00:12:12,233
Go on. Go have a beer, Ernie.
Okay.
227
00:12:12,305 --> 00:12:14,205
All right. Ready?
228
00:12:14,273 --> 00:12:16,503
Five, six, seven, eight.
229
00:12:16,576 --> 00:12:19,101
Night Man
sneaky and mean
230
00:12:19,178 --> 00:12:22,079
Spider inside my dreams
I think I love you
231
00:12:22,148 --> 00:12:24,708
You make me wanna cry
You make me wanna die
232
00:12:24,784 --> 00:12:29,016
I love you, I love you, I love you
I love you, I love you, Night Man
233
00:12:29,088 --> 00:12:32,251
Every night you come into
my room and pin me down
234
00:12:32,325 --> 00:12:34,919
With your strong arms
You pin me down
235
00:12:34,994 --> 00:12:38,088
And I try to fight you You
come inside me, You fill me up
236
00:12:38,164 --> 00:12:40,359
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
And I become the Night Man
237
00:12:40,433 --> 00:12:42,867
Charlie, Charlie. Whoa,
Charlie, hold on a second.
238
00:12:42,935 --> 00:12:45,768
The first half of that song was kinda
cool, but what's with the second half?
239
00:12:45,838 --> 00:12:48,398
It's about the Night Man, like,
filling me up, and I become him.
240
00:12:48,474 --> 00:12:50,408
I become the spirit
of the Night Man.
241
00:12:50,476 --> 00:12:53,036
It sounds like a song where a man
breaks into your house and rapes you.
242
00:12:53,112 --> 00:12:55,103
What, dude? Where are you
getting that from? All right. No.
243
00:12:55,181 --> 00:12:57,411
It's just two men
sharing the night
244
00:12:57,483 --> 00:12:59,815
It might seem wrong
but it's just right
245
00:12:59,886 --> 00:13:02,320
It's just two men
sharing each other
246
00:13:02,388 --> 00:13:04,879
It's just two men
like lovin' brothers
247
00:13:04,957 --> 00:13:06,891
One on top and one on bottom
248
00:13:06,959 --> 00:13:09,723
One inside and one is out
249
00:13:09,796 --> 00:13:12,458
One is screamin'
He's so happy
250
00:13:12,532 --> 00:13:14,466
The other's screamin'
a passionate shout
251
00:13:14,534 --> 00:13:18,527
It's the Night Man They're
feeling so wrong and right, man
252
00:13:18,604 --> 00:13:21,072
They're feeling so wrong and right, man
253
00:13:21,140 --> 00:13:23,700
I can't fight you, man
when you come inside me
254
00:13:23,776 --> 00:13:26,711
And pin me down
with your strong hands
255
00:13:26,779 --> 00:13:30,772
And I become the Night
256
00:13:30,850 --> 00:13:33,546
The passionate
passionate Night Man
257
00:13:33,619 --> 00:13:36,417
We need a new front man. Right. You
want someone with a good voice...
258
00:13:36,489 --> 00:13:37,979
Yes.
Who's attractive...
259
00:13:38,057 --> 00:13:39,547
Yes.
Someone with charisma.
260
00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:43,026
Yes. Well, I've got an
awful lot of reading to do.
261
00:13:43,095 --> 00:13:45,256
Do you wanna be in
the band or not, dude?
262
00:13:46,399 --> 00:13:48,492
Can I wear spandex?
I'd rather you didn't.
263
00:13:48,568 --> 00:13:51,002
I think I'm gonna wear spandex.
264
00:13:51,070 --> 00:13:53,004
Are you ready?
Yeah. Let me see it.
265
00:13:53,072 --> 00:13:55,006
What if I did something
like this? Ready? Let me see.
266
00:13:55,074 --> 00:13:58,271
I give a kick, but then I'm gonna stomp
down. A kick is good, stomp is good.
267
00:13:58,344 --> 00:14:00,278
You know what mean? Like...
268
00:14:01,714 --> 00:14:04,683
That's good. Every time I
stomp, you do that. That's good.
269
00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:06,809
Oh, man. Really?
270
00:14:06,886 --> 00:14:09,684
Come on, dude. What's with
the sash and the codpiece?
271
00:14:09,755 --> 00:14:12,451
Don't be afraid of a
little sex appeal, Mac.
272
00:14:12,525 --> 00:14:15,289
You look like a drag queen.
I look like a rock god.
273
00:14:15,361 --> 00:14:18,091
All right, here's the song.
274
00:14:18,164 --> 00:14:20,189
What the hell is this, a
page from a coloring book?
275
00:14:20,266 --> 00:14:23,724
It's a song Charlie wrote. It's called "Night
Man. " Skip the raping parts and get on stage.
276
00:14:23,803 --> 00:14:26,431
Very well. Well, I just
broke up with Kevin.
277
00:14:26,505 --> 00:14:29,303
We're trying to practice. I can't
do it. I can't get it out of my head.
278
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:31,843
I don't know if he's retarded,
but I can't stop thinking about it.
279
00:14:31,911 --> 00:14:34,038
Dee, we're trying to
have band practice here.
280
00:14:34,113 --> 00:14:36,308
I was gonna ride this guy to
the top. You know what I mean?
281
00:14:36,382 --> 00:14:38,612
He was gonna put me in
one of his rap videos.
282
00:14:38,684 --> 00:14:41,517
Look, the guy's not retarded, okay?
283
00:14:41,587 --> 00:14:44,385
What? Yeah. I was just
saying that to mess with you.
284
00:14:44,457 --> 00:14:46,687
Why? Why would you do
something like that?
285
00:14:46,759 --> 00:14:49,523
I thought it'd be funny.
It's not funny.
286
00:14:49,595 --> 00:14:54,089
It's not funny at all. This guy's perfect for
me, and you've blown it and ruined everything.
287
00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:57,624
You are a bad, bad person.
288
00:14:57,703 --> 00:15:00,365
Ew.
All right. Ready, guys?
289
00:15:00,439 --> 00:15:02,805
So, that guy's not retarded?
290
00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:05,139
Oh, no, he's totally retarded.
291
00:15:05,211 --> 00:15:08,146
All right, let's rock.
Five, six, seven, eight.
292
00:15:22,595 --> 00:15:27,897
They took you, Night Man
and you don't belong to them
293
00:15:29,068 --> 00:15:31,730
They locked me in
a world of darkness
294
00:15:31,804 --> 00:15:33,738
Without your sexy hands
295
00:15:33,806 --> 00:15:39,176
And I miss you, Night Man
so bad
296
00:15:43,015 --> 00:15:45,711
Stupid, can't write...
297
00:15:45,785 --> 00:15:47,844
Charlie?
Oh, oh.
298
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,115
Let's join forces.
Hello! Come right in.
299
00:15:50,189 --> 00:15:52,248
I will.
What happened to your band?
300
00:15:52,325 --> 00:15:55,726
Kicked me out. Well,
it hurts, doesn't it?
301
00:15:55,795 --> 00:15:58,195
Hmm. What's with the, uh, curtains?
302
00:15:58,264 --> 00:16:00,892
I'm living in a world of darkness.
303
00:16:00,967 --> 00:16:04,095
Right. Let's get some light in here.
304
00:16:06,839 --> 00:16:09,399
Whoa. What's with
the spray paint, man?
305
00:16:09,475 --> 00:16:12,205
Uh... What's with your outfit, man?
306
00:16:12,278 --> 00:16:14,303
Why don't we put the
curtains back up? No, no.
307
00:16:15,514 --> 00:16:18,381
What is going on up here?
308
00:16:18,451 --> 00:16:20,976
I never know, man.
309
00:16:21,053 --> 00:16:23,613
Daylight.
310
00:16:23,689 --> 00:16:26,021
Yeah, I like that.
311
00:16:26,092 --> 00:16:28,720
Day... Day Man
Day Man.
312
00:16:28,794 --> 00:16:31,524
Fighter of the Night Man
313
00:16:32,832 --> 00:16:34,766
Champion of the
314
00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:36,768
Sun
Sun
315
00:16:36,836 --> 00:16:38,997
You're a master of karate
316
00:16:39,071 --> 00:16:42,097
And friendship for everyone
317
00:16:42,174 --> 00:16:45,166
Day Man That's it!
Day Man, ah, ah, ahh
318
00:16:45,244 --> 00:16:49,578
Fighter of the Night Man
Ah, ah, ahh
319
00:16:49,648 --> 00:16:52,344
Champion of the sun
Ah, ah
320
00:16:52,418 --> 00:16:54,352
Do you want some?
No.
321
00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:59,119
You're a master of karate
and friendship for everyone
322
00:16:59,191 --> 00:17:01,284
Day Man
Day Man, Ah, ah, ahh
323
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:05,797
Nice. We'll get the... Fighter
of the Night Man, Ah, ah, ahh
324
00:17:05,865 --> 00:17:08,265
Champion of the sun
325
00:17:10,236 --> 00:17:16,197
Ladies and gentlemen, we
are Electric Dream Machine.
326
00:17:17,276 --> 00:17:21,337
Prepare to experience sexual magic.
327
00:17:25,317 --> 00:17:27,979
Day Man
Ah, ah, ahh
328
00:17:28,054 --> 00:17:31,956
Fighter of the Night Man
Ah, ah, ahh
329
00:17:32,024 --> 00:17:34,891
Champion of the sun
Gay!
330
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:38,361
Ah, ah, ahh
You're a master of karate
331
00:17:38,431 --> 00:17:40,797
And friendship for everyone
332
00:17:40,866 --> 00:17:42,527
Get off the stage!
Day Man
333
00:17:42,601 --> 00:17:44,535
Come on.
All right, rock it.
334
00:17:44,603 --> 00:17:46,503
Day Man
335
00:17:46,572 --> 00:17:48,199
Ah, ah, ahh
Come on! Come on!
336
00:17:48,274 --> 00:17:50,265
Come on. Dance... Of the
Night Man Why are you booing?
337
00:17:50,342 --> 00:17:52,833
No! It's good! Why
are you... Ah, ah, ahh
338
00:17:59,085 --> 00:18:01,553
Screw you guys.
Goddamn it, Charlie.
339
00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:04,316
I'm so glad we worked out.
340
00:18:04,390 --> 00:18:06,722
I'm sorry I was
all wishy-washy before.
341
00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:09,352
Yeah, girl. You was more
mixed-up than a milk shake.
342
00:18:09,428 --> 00:18:12,363
I know. It's my brother's fault
though. You're not gonna believe this.
343
00:18:12,431 --> 00:18:16,868
He tried to convince me that
you were retarded. Uh, what?
344
00:18:16,936 --> 00:18:19,370
Yo, what? That's bananas, girl.
I know.
345
00:18:19,438 --> 00:18:21,599
You're not retarded, are you?
346
00:18:24,777 --> 00:18:28,110
All right, Paddy's! You ready to rock?
347
00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:34,411
Yeah! No? Yeah!
348
00:18:34,487 --> 00:18:37,888
What up, Paddy's? Make some noise!
349
00:18:37,957 --> 00:18:42,792
Get off. Get off the stage, idiot.
Come on, idiot. Come on. Let's go.
350
00:18:42,862 --> 00:18:45,330
Come on.
Okay.
351
00:18:45,397 --> 00:18:48,423
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bust
a little freestyle for you.
352
00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:53,029
This one's for my girl, Dee. This
one's for you, baby. Word! Yo!
353
00:18:53,105 --> 00:18:55,539
Let me tell y'all a
story 'bout a girl I knew
354
00:18:55,608 --> 00:18:58,042
A brokeass bitch
with a gayass crew
355
00:18:58,110 --> 00:19:00,544
She said that I was cute
She said that I was funny
356
00:19:00,613 --> 00:19:03,241
But the honey couldn't
stop lookin' at my money
357
00:19:03,315 --> 00:19:05,783
Busted old lady
with a flat tiny ass
358
00:19:05,851 --> 00:19:08,376
Her body like a
skeleton in science class
359
00:19:08,454 --> 00:19:10,718
Face beat up by the
school of hard knocks
360
00:19:10,789 --> 00:19:12,723
Hair so fried and bleached by Clorox
361
00:19:12,791 --> 00:19:15,453
It's like she's skinny but
fat in all the wrong places
362
00:19:15,528 --> 00:19:17,462
Mothers gotta cover
their babies' faces
363
00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:19,691
When she walks by people
think she's Godzilla
364
00:19:19,765 --> 00:19:23,064
Straight out of Compton No,
y'all, straight outta "Thriller"
365
00:19:23,135 --> 00:19:25,330
Looking like a zombie
Walking like a chicken
366
00:19:25,404 --> 00:19:27,929
Mouth full of shit That's
why her breath be stinkin'
367
00:19:28,007 --> 00:19:30,805
Just one question, Dee
before you take your bow
368
00:19:30,876 --> 00:19:33,504
This gravy train's leavin'
so who's retarded now
369
00:19:36,882 --> 00:19:39,908
Hey. Ladies.
370
00:19:39,985 --> 00:19:41,919
Later, bitch.
371
00:19:43,956 --> 00:19:47,323
I don't think he's retarded.
Mmmmm.
372
00:19:47,393 --> 00:19:49,327
Hmm.
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