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- Come on, guys!
No, no, no, baths are fun.
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You love baths.
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There's water.
You get to be naked, huh?
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- Jump, geoffrey, jump!
- No, ally.
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Listen: The only reason
I let you get older
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Is so you could help me.
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[children laughing
and screaming]
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Get off the couch.
Off the couch.
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- I told you it might
be a little crazy.
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Hi, dear.
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- Hi, marie.
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- I just brought
hilda and artie over
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'cause I wanted them
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To see the kids do
their "knock, knock" joke.
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- We hear it's a hoot!
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- Well, you know,
now's not the best time.
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I'm tryin' to get 'em upstairs.
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- Michael, "knock, knock"--
- marie.
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- Honey, let michael
say "knock, knock."
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- Knock, knock!
Knock, knock!
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- No "knock, knock" jokes
right now.
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We're goin' upstairs.
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- "orange."
debra, say "orange."
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- Marie, please stop!
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We are not telling
"knock, knock" jokes right now!
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We are going upstairs
for our baths.
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All right? Thank you.
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Let's go.
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Come on.
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- Well.
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- Hello, raymond, dear.
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I just dropped by
to pick up my big spoon.
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Are you finished with it?
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- Me?
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- I was the one that borrowed
it, remember, marie?
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- If you're not done
with it, raymond,
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I could come back.
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- Ma, what's goin' on?
- Nothing...
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I'm making sauce,
and I just wanted my big spoon.
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- Yeah? So ask debra.
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- Um, I--I'm finished with it,
marie, so...
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Here.
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- Thank you, raymond.
Bye-bye.
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- What's going on?
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- How should I know?
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You two have
a little...Rowdy-dow?
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- No.
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That last time I saw her
was yesterday
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When she just dropped by
with hilda and artie,
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And I was trying
to get the kids upstairs.
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- Yeah?
- What?
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She wanted to hear the twins
tell their "knock, knock" joke,
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And I told her
it was a bad time,
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And we went upstairs.
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- Did they do the goliath one?
- No, I--
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- 'cause that's a good one.
Knock, knock.
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Say "who's there?"
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- What is with your family?
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- Come on.
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Say "who's there?"
- who's there?
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- Goliath.
- Goliath who?
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- Goliath down.
You looketh tired.
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- You're wonderful.
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I mean, that couldn't be
why she's mad at me,
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Because I told her
it was a bad time?
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She couldn't be mad
about that, could she?
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- I think it's cute
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How you're still
a little naive.
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- Oh, my god.
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I mean, god,
she's a lunatic!
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- So why didn't you just
let her hear the joke?
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It only takes
like two seconds.
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Here, let's do goliath again.
Knock, knock--
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- That is not the point, okay?
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- Things have to screech
to a halt
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Because marie's gonna waltz
over here with her friends
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To put on the "grandma show"?
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- Yeah. You know what?
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You should go over
and apologize.
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- What?
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Are you kidding?
You're taking her side?
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- I'm not taking any side.
It's too small to have sides.
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- No, I let so much go
with her, ray.
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I mean, I'm always
letting things roll off my back.
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The woman ruins my life,
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And I'm supposed to pretend
everything is fine and dandy.
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- Well, your life isn't ruined,
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Everything is fine and dandy.
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- I am not apologizing for this.
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Your mother is
acting like a child,
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Giving me the silent treatment.
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Do you realize how
passive-aggressive that is?
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- But--but--
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- No, she doesn't
want to talk to me,
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She doesn't have to--
that's fine and dandy.
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- So you're just gonna pout
and go, "she started it"?
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I think that's
a little passive-aggressive.
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- Oh, yeah?
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- Which I still prefer
to aggressive-aggressive.
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- So...
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How are things?
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- Yeah, fine.
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- That's nice.
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And how's debra?
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- Ma--ha, okay, I see.
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You lured me over with cake
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So you could pump me
for information about debra.
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- And feed you cake.
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- Feed me cake.
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- Raymond, I was just wondering
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If debra picked up
on my little signal yesterday.
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- What, when you gave her
the silent treatment?
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- Oh, good.
You noticed it too.
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I was worried that
I maybe was too...Subtle.
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- Yeah, that's your problem--
too subtle.
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- Eat your cake.
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How did debra react?
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- I don't know, ma,
I don't want to--
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- Just stay out of it, ray.
- I am, dad.
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- Frank, you don't even know
what we're talking about.
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- That's right,
because I stay out of it.
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- The fact is that your wife
happened to be rude.
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She humiliated me,
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And what's worse,
it was in front
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Of my dear friends
hilda and artie.
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- You don't like
hilda and artie.
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- That's not the point.
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I mean, hilda
had just been telling me
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About how close she is
with her daughter-in-law,
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And that for mother's day
this weekend
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They were going to a spa
to have massages together,
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With steam baths
and body lotions.
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- Hey, I'm eatin' here!
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- And my own daughter-in-law
can't tolerate me in her house
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For a "knock, knock" joke.
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I find that cruel.
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- Look, ma, debra's sorry, okay?
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- She is?
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Really?
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- Y-yeah. Yes.
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I mean, she just has a hard time
saying it, that's all.
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And aren't you the mature one?
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- That's true.
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I've always been mature.
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- She's as mature as the hills.
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- All I'm sayin' is,
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What if you were the one
who went over and apologized?
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Let me finish.
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What if you apologized,
because you're the mature,
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Reasonable, responsible,
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Beautiful one?
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- You're suggesting I apologize?
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Me?
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- Yes.
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Because you're beautiful.
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- Shame on you, raymond.
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- Ma! Aww.
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- Guess which word
you lost me on?
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- Hey, is that last cookie
mine or yours?
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- I don't know.
You can have it.
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- 'cause I think it's mine.
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- Okay, fine.
Go ahead.
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- No, not "go ahead"
like you're givin' it to me,
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Because I think
it really is mine.
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- You know what?
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- I don't care,
I'm gettin' it!
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Give me that cookie!
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[laughter]
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Come on, debra!
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- Debra, may I talk to you?
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- Sure, marie.
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- What happened the other day
has really weighed on me...
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And I did some serious thinking.
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So, debra...
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I was wrong.
Please forgive me.
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- Oh, wow.
Marie, thank you.
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But you don't have to apologize,
I'm fine, really.
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- No, no, no, debra,
I want to.
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First of all, I'm sorry
I came over when I did.
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I should know by now,
by late afternoon
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You've lost complete control
of the kids.
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And then, I brought company,
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Which must have
embarrassed you,
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Since obviously
you hadn't tidied up.
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So I understand
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Why you felt the need
to snap at me so.
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For all that, I'm sorry.
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All right?
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- So...
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She's talkin' to you again!
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- Well, she can do
whatever she wants,
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Because I'm done talking to her.
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- This is what I get
for trying to be nice.
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- Come on, guys.
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You're supposed to be helping me
make a nice mommy's day brunch
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To make mommy nice again,
all right?
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So come on, huh? Please!
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Let's not bust daddy's hump.
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I've been gettin'
enough of that.
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Hey, mommy is here!
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Hey, happy mother's day!
Hi, mommy!
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You're supposed to be upstairs
waitin' for breakfast in bed--
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What are you doin' down here?
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- I smelled something burning.
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- It's all under control, okay?
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So go back upstairs
and get psyched for toast!
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- Listen, ray,
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I've been up there
for two hours.
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Can we just
go out to breakfast, or...
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Or lunch?
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- Well, listen,
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If some people
were talking to other people,
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We could be at
other people's house right now
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Having our annual very nice--
not cranky--mother's day brunch.
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- I thought
one of the requirements
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For a happy mother's day
was a happy mother.
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- Listen, all I--
ding!
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Toast is here!
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Hey, guys, who wants to
give mommy breakfast in bed?
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- I do!
- I do!
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- Okay, here you go.
Come on, here you go.
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Take that.
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Okay, let's go,
come on, hurry up.
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Everybody upstairs with mommy!
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- Ray--
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- Aw, oh, aren't they adorable?
Look at them!
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- Let's go, mommy.
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- Enjoy your first course.
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- Hey, what--
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What are you doin'?
Why aren't you with mom?
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Evidently, it's simply not
mother's day without raymond.
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- She's been a miserable wretch
all week long.
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I mean, on top of the usual.
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- How's it goin' over here?
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- Yeah, well, it's not good.
She's in a bad mood too.
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I'm just gonna run these over
and drop them off for mom.
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- "drop these off"?
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You'll never get out of there!
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She's got your baby book out,
and she's humming lullabies.
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She sent us over to get you.
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- What she doesn't know is,
we're never going back.
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- All right.
Well, keep it down.
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She can sense happiness.
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- I don't like them
not talking to each other.
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It makes me nervous.
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- It's like in korea...
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It was most scary
when it was quiet.
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- I hate seeing them like this.
I can't take it anymore!
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You know what?
250
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The three of us
should go to florida.
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- Just what every mother
wants to do on mother's day--
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Wash the butter
out of her sheets.
253
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:30,842
- What you are doin', ma?
254
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,443
- Hello.
255
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:38,449
I was just flipping through
your baby books...
256
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:41,319
Recalling the agony
of your delivery.
257
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,258
And I was wondering
258
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,427
If I was going to get
a visit from you
259
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,496
On mother's day.
260
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,565
- Yeah, of course, ma,
261
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:55,533
I'm takin' care of a few things
here, that's all.
262
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:58,336
- Well, of course.
By all means, take your time.
263
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:01,039
You obviously have
other priorities--
264
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:04,542
On mother's day.
265
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:07,412
- Here you go, ma.
There are for you.
266
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,380
- Hey, what are you
talkin' about?
267
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,149
- Happy mother's day.
268
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:14,419
- Oh!
269
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,588
They're lovely!
270
00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:17,956
Thank you, dear.
271
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,524
- Okay, listen, ray, I--
272
00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:36,975
- Korea.
273
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,318
- Okay, well, I'm going back
across the street.
274
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:52,323
Who's coming with me?
- Ow!
275
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:56,060
I'll go with you, ma.
276
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:59,130
- Anyone else?
277
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,632
- She ain't my mother.
278
00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:17,548
- Go ahead, ray.
279
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,350
- Raymond?
280
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,486
- Look, I shouldn't
have to choose, okay?
281
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,554
This is not my fight!
282
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:26,357
Can't you two just
start talkin' already?
283
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:29,294
Come on, it's mother's day!
284
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:31,996
Can't one of you two mothers
just say somethin'?
285
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:44,509
Dad, please,
can you help me out here?
286
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,244
- What, are you kiddin' me?
287
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:48,146
Maybe debra will
come around at some point,
288
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:51,516
But we'll never get anything out
of old sitting bull over there.
289
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,055
- Debra, please,
come on, all right?
290
00:15:57,057 --> 00:16:00,158
Just do it for me.
291
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,293
Great. Great, great.
292
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,162
You see? You see?
Here's the problem, okay?
293
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,330
You think it's just her.
294
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,198
Well, I'm gonna say it--
295
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,600
We all know that if my wife
wasn't so snippy all the time--
296
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,002
Yes, I said snippy--
297
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:13,237
None of this
would have happened!
298
00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:20,244
- You'd be snippy too
299
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,347
If this one was yammerin' at you
all day long!
300
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,315
You got nothin'
to complain about.
301
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,984
- How do you know what I've
been goin' through over here?
302
00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:27,552
I actually have
to live with her,
303
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,153
So don't start with me,
'cause you don't know
304
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,355
What the hell
you're talkin' about.
305
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,333
- Wow.
306
00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:52,677
- Let me ask you somethin', pal.
307
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,413
What have you had, a tough week?
308
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,081
Well, I've been
living with your mother
309
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,450
Since before you were born!
310
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:02,387
- Debra wouldn't let the twins
tell a "knock, knock" joke!
311
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:05,189
- She's right!
"knock, knock" jokes stink!
312
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,125
- Look, that's not the point!
313
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:09,327
Ma came over with her friends
to show how cute the twins are
314
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,062
Tellin' a "knock, knock" joke,
315
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,131
And debra couldn't even
give her that little of joy!
316
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,033
- Well, who the hell is marie
to come barging in,
317
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,501
Demanding joy,
318
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:18,436
When debra's wrestling
with the damn kids?
319
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,238
- She didn't have
to be so rude!
320
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,707
- Rude it the only thing
that gets through to her!
321
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,410
How do you think
I got the way I am?
322
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:28,279
I used to be a gentleman!
323
00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:36,187
- Never!
You were never a gentleman!
324
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,723
You never gave mom any respect!
You're just as bad as debra!
325
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,525
- That's a fine way
to talk to your father!
326
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,260
- You don't like it?
I don't talk to you at all!
327
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:43,761
- I don't talk
to you at all!
328
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,730
- Hold it! Hold it!
[both shouting]
329
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:46,731
Sit down!
330
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,533
- Yeah, I will sit down!
331
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,234
- Fine!
332
00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:59,744
- Look what your fight
is doing to the family!
333
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:04,749
It's mother's day,
and you're ruining it.
334
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,351
This day is supposed to be
for appreciating each other,
335
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:10,421
Not shutting each other out.
336
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,256
We should not be
wallowing in hate,
337
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,725
We should be wallowing
in a beautiful brunch
338
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:17,528
Of belgian waffles and berries
339
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:21,532
And sausages
of both link and patty!
340
00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:33,811
Now, I know
when we're angry and hurt,
341
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:37,348
We can only see the negative
in the other person.
342
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:40,418
But you two people
know deep down
343
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,720
How you feel about each other,
344
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,555
How you care about each other,
345
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,824
And how much...
346
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,826
How much you love each other.
347
00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:56,400
- I'm sorry, ray.
- Me too, dad.
348
00:18:56,402 --> 00:19:00,571
- Not you guys!
349
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:03,174
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
350
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,810
- Yeah, come on,
how about it, debra?
351
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,279
- Yeah, what do you say, marie?
352
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,780
Can we eat?
353
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:38,376
- Why is there butter
on your sheets?
354
00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:58,396
- Oh, my god.
355
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:02,333
- Happy mother's day.
356
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,835
There was only one
bigger bouquet in the store,
357
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,704
But it was for dead people.
358
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:14,412
- They're beautiful, ray.
Thank you.
359
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:19,383
- Listen, you deserve them.
360
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,252
I'm sorry about what I said
about you,
361
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:22,753
About you being snippy and all.
362
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,622
- Oh, that's okay.
363
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,857
- I'm sorry I was snippy to you.
364
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,960
- Yeah?
365
00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:31,762
So what do you think?
366
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:34,799
What do you say we end this,
huh?
367
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:37,401
Let's push speed dial
number one,
368
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:41,272
And just tell her
happy mother's day, from you.
369
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:45,977
- No.
370
00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:47,511
- No, what?
No.
371
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:49,380
Not "no."
"yes."
372
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:51,449
You don't really want
to stay mad, do you?
373
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,317
- I'm not mad at her anymore.
- Yeah, but--but--
374
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:55,653
- I'm just gonna live my life.
And you know what?
375
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:58,689
I think my life is gonna
be better from now on.
376
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,925
- But it won't!
377
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,960
How could it be?
There's gonna be tension!
378
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,695
- I think what I've done
379
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:07,031
Is actually remove
the source of the tension.
380
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,032
- You mean my mom?
381
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:10,434
- I think so, yes.
382
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:14,739
- [groans loudly]
383
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,443
- Good night.
384
00:21:44,736 --> 00:21:48,739
- Knock, knock.
385
00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:50,441
- Who's there?
386
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:51,642
- Ivan.
387
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,311
- Ivan who?
388
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:56,314
- I've an idea--
talk to my mother.
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