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[tv announcer
speaking indistinctly]
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- The game started already?
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- No, they're waiting for you.
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- Hi, guys.
- Hey, deb.
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- Hey, blubberhead.
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- Hi, honey.
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Don't fill up
on too much junk food
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'cause I'm
cooking us dinner.
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- You call her blubberhead
and get a kiss?
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- Ha. Yeah.
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Yeah, it's funny, I could
call her anything, really,
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As long as I give it that,
you know, spin to it.
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"hey, blubberhead."
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- Hey, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
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You couldn't
just call her anything.
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- Yeah, yeah.
No, I could.
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She just hears
the cute tone, you know?
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She doesn't really
hear the word.
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- How about "fat legs"?
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- What?
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- You couldn't call her
"fat legs."
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- Yeah, I could,
as long as I cutesy it up.
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- No way.
- Yeah, no way.
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- Hey, I think we--
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We drank the last of
the chocolate milk, fat legs.
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- Okay, I'll pick up
some more tomorrow.
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- [chuckling]
- wow.
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- That's unbelievable!
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- Let's try another one.
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- Yeah, let's see how far
you can push it.
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- All right, what have you got?
I'm telling you, it's foolproof.
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- Hey, come on, ray.
She's gonna get mad.
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- Smelly.
How about smelly?
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- All right, all right,
I'll try smelly.
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- No, no.
It's too easy.
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Trampy.
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Try trampy.
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- Guys, guys, come on.
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- I got it, I got it.
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"smelly tramp."
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- Oh, boy.
- No, no, it can happen.
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- Ray, did you pick up the mail?
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- Yeah, it's over there.
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Nothing but bills today,
smelly tramp.
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- I know.
We always get so much--
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- Robert made me do it.
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I wasn't trying
to humiliate you.
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- Oh, so I should be flattered
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That my husband calls me
a "smelly tramp"?
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- First of all,
I didn't call you that.
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I called you
"thmelly tramp"!
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Come on.
I'm sorry, all right?
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- It's just that you're
so immature all the time.
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- That's not true, all right?
It isn't.
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- Oh, no?
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Who made geoffrey cry
at christmas
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Because daddy had to try
the toy airplane
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Before anybody else?
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- Hey, it took two hours
to put the damn thing together.
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I can't get one throw?
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- And who does the hysterical
nursery rhymes for the kids?
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"little jack horner
sat in the corner,
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Something, something,
poop and pee."
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- You got to give the people
what they want.
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- How about setting
an example for them?
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- I'm a great example, okay?
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Yeah, I kid around,
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But when it's crunch time,
I'm right there.
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- Oh, yeah,
like the other day
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When ally was asking you
how babies get here,
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And you suddenly
had a sneeze attack
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And ran out of the room?
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- So I should just sneeze
on my daughter?
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- Whatever.
Good night.
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- What, you want me to have
the sex talk with her?
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- Yeah, right.
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- What, you don't think
I can do it?
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I can do it;
I'll have the sex talk with her.
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- You know what, ray,
you can be there,
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And I'll explain it
to the both of you.
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- You know what?
I'm gonna do it.
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- Ray, this is not something
to be competitive about,
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So stop it.
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- No. No!
You stop it, all right?
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You say that
I'm an immature parent,
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And now I want to do
something for my child
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That's important
and it's responsible,
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And you won't let me?
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- Here.
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- What?
What's this?
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- It's a book I was reading
about this.
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- Really? A book?
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- Uh, yeah.
You have to prepare.
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You can't just go in there
and do a puppet show.
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- All right.
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Yeah, yeah, this all
looks familiar...
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Although
it's been a while.
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Hey, how do you
pronounce that again?
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- Fallopian.
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- Not "fall-ah-pian"?
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Right, right.
Fallopian, yeah.
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[knocking]
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Ally?
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- Hi, daddy.
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- Hi.
Whatcha doin'?
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- Just playing with my dolls.
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- Oh, good.
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Good.
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Listen, um,
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The other day
you asked questions
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About babies and stuff.
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- When you started sneezing?
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- Yeah.
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Yes, yeah.
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Um, anyway,
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I was wondering if you wanted
to talk about that now.
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- Okay.
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- [sighs]
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Good, good.
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Let me try to explain
a few things.
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All right.
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Okay.
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Here's what happens.
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When a man and a woman
love each other very much,
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They get married,
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And then sometimes
they decide to make a baby.
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- Why are there babies?
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- Right, right.
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Okay, I'm gonna get to that.
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Okay.
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What a man
and a woman do is--
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- No, I mean, I know that
the man and the woman
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Have to do something, but...
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Why are we born?
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Why has god put us here?
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- Because...
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That's...
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What?
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- If we all go to heaven
when we die,
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Then why does god
want us here first?
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- Um...
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Why does god want us here?
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- Yeah, why?
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Why are we here, daddy?
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- Yeah, I heard you,
I heard you.
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You don't want to talk
about sex?
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- No.
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- You ever hear
the word "fallopian"?
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Okay.
All right.
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Okay,
you really want to know
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Why god wants us here first.
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That's a good question.
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You see,
god is up in heaven,
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And, well, honey...
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It's very crowded up there.
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- It is?
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- Yeah. Yeah.
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And you don't want
to be in heaven
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If it's crowded, right?
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Remember when we
went to disney world,
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How crowded that was?
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I mean, it was fun,
but it was too crowded, right?
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So god, he sends us down to
earth for a little while to...
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Ease the heavenly congestion.
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- What?
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- [feigns sneezing]
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Oh, here we go again!
Ah-choo!
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I don't want to--
ah-choo!
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I don't want you
to catch this.
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I don't want you to--
ah-choo!
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I'll be back in a minute.
Ah-choo!
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Ah-choo!
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- What are you doing?
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You were only up there like--
- I got blindsided!
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- What?
What do you mean?
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- Ally didn't want
to talk about sex.
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She started asking
questions about life,
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Why did god put us here,
crazy stuff like that.
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- Wow!
So what did you say?
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- I told her we're here
because heaven is crowded.
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- You said
heaven is crowded?
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- I got ambushed!
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- Oh, my god, ray,
you've got to get back up there!
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- No, you go!
You go up there!
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- You're the one that wanted
to prove he's mature.
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Why can't you have this
discussion with your daughter?
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- Because I studied
for the sex one!
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I wasn't ready for this!
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I don't just have a switch
that can make me smart!
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- No kidding.
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Come on, you couldn't come up
with anything?
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Just tell her
we're put on earth to...
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You know, because...
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- Well, looky here!
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Yeah,
little miss smarty-pants!
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Maybe it is "fall-ah-pian"!
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- Hey.
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- Game's on satellite.
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- And I made cannolis.
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- Actually, you know what,
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We're kind of in the middle
of something, right, ray?
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- What,
you only made four?
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- Ray!
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- I'm sorry, it's just that
there's five of us here.
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- I made six,
but your father got at 'em.
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- No.
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No, I didn't.
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Well, then,
I guess two of them had wings,
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'cause they just flew away.
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- Yeah, well, make another
one of those and climb aboard.
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- You know, you know,
you know what?
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This really
is not a good time.
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- Why, what's going on?
What's wrong?
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- You two about to shack it up?
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- No, we're not shacking it up.
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Ally just started
asking some questions
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About where babies come from,
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And ray was going to
talk to her about it--
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- Wait a minute, you were gonna
talk to a child about s-e-x?
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- Marie,
if she's asking questions,
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We have to answer her.
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- No, you don't.
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My boys had
all sorts of questions,
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But I had frank wait
until they were teenagers
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To talk to them.
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- Nobody talked to me.
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- Yeah, what?
Me neither.
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- Frank, you told me
you'd talk to them.
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- Why?
What did they need to hear?
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No one needs to tell a bee
where to go to get the honey.
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Am I right, ray?
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- All right, dad,
all right.
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- This is terrible.
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You know, robert,
this might explain
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Why you're still single.
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- What?
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- Sexual relations
can be very confusing.
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I should have never
left it up to your father.
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Do you want to talk?
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- You know, I would,
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But I don't know what we'd do
with all the vomit.
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- You know, no,
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Can we please stop?
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Look, it turns out ally
doesn't want to know
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How we get here.
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She wants to know
why we're here,
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Why god put us on earth,
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And she's waiting for ray
to answer her.
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- What's wrong with you?
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It's simple.
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- Oh, okay.
Yeah.
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We're gonna learn
the meaning of life
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From a guy who once
threw his shoe at a swan.
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- That's called
protecting your sandwich.
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Listen to me.
256
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,861
Here's what life is:
257
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:12,497
You're born, you go to school,
you go to work, you die.
258
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,399
That's it.
That's all.
259
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,868
Cannoli, marie.
260
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,139
- Listen, we're not
talking about
261
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,975
Wat we do while we're here,
dad.
262
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:27,378
- Yeah, the big question is why
we're here in the first place.
263
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,481
You know, I've spent many
a night lying in bed
264
00:12:29,483 --> 00:12:31,449
Thinking about
this kind of stuff,
265
00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:36,087
Life's...Imponderables.
266
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,890
- You need to find yourself
a broad, and pronto.
267
00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:43,161
- Where are we?
268
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,797
Where are we
in the big scheme of things?
269
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:49,033
- Don't got to be a pretty one,
just grab something.
270
00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:53,805
- I think ally's too young to be
worrying about things like this.
271
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,306
- No, I'm proud of her.
272
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,308
I love it that she's such
an independent thinker.
273
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,810
- If she's so independent,
274
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:01,346
Why can't she
figure this out herself?
275
00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:03,448
- Ray, listen, just get up there
and tell her
276
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,083
That god put us on earth
to help each other.
277
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,451
It's simple.
It's direct.
278
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,319
It's a good way for her
to live her life.
279
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:09,420
- What are you talking about?
280
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,955
That doesn't answer anything!
281
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,490
What, are you telling me
that god said,
282
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:13,958
"hmm, earth. Let's see.
283
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,161
What should I put there?"
284
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:20,431
- That's your god?
285
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,432
- Yeah.
286
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,567
- No way!
287
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:24,569
It's got to be deeper...
288
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,204
And cool.
289
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,473
[deep and cool]
"hello. I'm god."
290
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:37,882
- Keep going, raymond.
291
00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:40,885
I think you're
a wonderful god.
292
00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:41,886
- Thank you.
293
00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:43,321
So what did god say?
294
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,089
"hey, I'm going to put
some humans on earth
295
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:46,491
"so they can
help each other.
296
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,127
"or I could just
skip humans altogether
297
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:51,129
And go hit
a bucket of balls."
298
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,531
- Oh, I know!
299
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:57,902
It's all in the bible!
300
00:13:57,904 --> 00:14:00,905
- You ever think about space?
301
00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:02,006
What is it?
302
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,341
Is it really endless?
303
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,076
I mean, if you had a spaceship,
304
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,512
Could you go flying and flying
through space forever?
305
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,081
- Why don't you give it a shot?
306
00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:16,054
- No!
307
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,455
I'm not kidding around here.
308
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,057
I mean, how can space
go on forever,
309
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,491
And if it doesn't,
310
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,026
Then what's at the end, huh?
311
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,328
- Stop it, robert.
312
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:26,231
You'll give yourself
a tummy ache.
313
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,900
- What about
the beginning of time?
314
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:31,135
What was there before that,
before time?
315
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,537
Nothing?
I mean, what is nothing?
316
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,038
How could there be nothing?
317
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,941
This doesn't bother
anybody else?
318
00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,443
- Okay, everybody listen to me.
319
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:41,112
Sit down.
320
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,280
Listen.
321
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,514
"in the beginning,
322
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,884
God created the heaven
and the earth."
323
00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:47,352
Okay, okay, okay.
324
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:51,022
"let there be light."
325
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:56,194
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
326
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:59,030
It might take me
a minute more.
327
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,132
- A minute more?
328
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,567
Marie, religious scholars spend
their entire lives
329
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,235
Trying to answer this question.
330
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,603
You're not just gonna
flip through the bible
331
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:06,604
And find the meaning of life.
332
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:09,073
- Oh, ye of little faith.
333
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,975
That's in here somewhere, too.
334
00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:14,112
- Look, if you want to know
what's in the bible,
335
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:16,147
Why don't you talk
to father hubley?
336
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,916
- Hey, that's right!
337
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,617
You know what, it's his job
to know these things.
338
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,920
- What, are you gonna call him?
- Yeah.
339
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:24,055
What are we putting the money
in that basket for?
340
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:29,694
Oh.
341
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,329
Ah, it's his machine.
342
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:34,098
Hey, father hubley,
hi, it's raymond barone.
343
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,533
- Ask him about space.
344
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,135
What's at the end?
What's out there?
345
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,569
- Will you stop it?
- What's out there?
346
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,238
- Anyway,
347
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,240
Me and the family
were just sittin' around,
348
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:45,009
And we had
a quick question for you.
349
00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:46,978
What is the meaning of life?
350
00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:51,382
So if you could get back to us
as soon as possible,
351
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,584
We'd appreciate it,
all right?
352
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,486
We're kind of waiting.
353
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,088
Okay.
Thank you.
354
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,089
Good-bye.
355
00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,724
God bless you.
356
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,526
And us.
357
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:04,729
And the meek.
358
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:07,098
- Here it is. Here it is.
359
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:11,336
"where there are no oxen,
the crib remains empty,
360
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,104
"but large crops come
361
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,473
Through the strength
of the bull."
362
00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:22,313
- That's got nothing
to do with this.
363
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,148
- No?
364
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,719
- No!
365
00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:29,620
- Okay.
366
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:39,597
- Do you know the fruit fly
only lives one day?
367
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,699
- Huh? What?
Are you okay there?
368
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:45,069
- One day.
369
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:47,672
What's his
meaning of life, huh?
370
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,508
Maybe there's no meaning of life
for any one of us.
371
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,210
I mean, really,
372
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:56,581
Am I any different
than the fruit fly?
373
00:16:56,583 --> 00:17:00,151
- The fruit part's the same.
374
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,356
- Robert, the fruit fly doesn't
question why he's here.
375
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,291
That's what
makes us different.
376
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,427
I don't know, maybe that's
kind of the meaning of life:
377
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:12,296
Never knowing the answer,
but always wondering about it.
378
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:15,266
- So god made us smart enough
to know that there's an answer,
379
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,802
But not smart enough
to figure it out?
380
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:20,605
- Come on!
381
00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:32,683
- All right, look,
what am I going to tell ally?
382
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:33,718
She's waiting now.
383
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,053
- Tell her to come down here.
384
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,220
I'll set her straight.
385
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,722
No more of this nonsense.
386
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,590
- It's not nonsense, frank!
387
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,492
Haven't you ever heard
that the unexamined life
388
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:42,827
Is not worth living?
389
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,662
- Hey, you know what?
390
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:46,798
[feigns snoring]
391
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,401
- That's your problem, frank.
392
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,836
You're so closed-minded.
393
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:55,440
- No, the problem is,
you're so open-mouthed.
394
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,275
- No, she's right, frank.
395
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,544
Maybe if you let yourself
be a little more open-minded
396
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:00,845
And let yourself think
about some of these things,
397
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,780
Life might be better
for all of us.
398
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,615
- Okay, great, you've got
answers for everybody
399
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:05,616
Except your own daughter.
400
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,218
- What?
- You heard him.
401
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,786
It's me and him
against all three of you.
402
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,189
- No, it's not, dad.
403
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:18,763
I'm just saying
we should be focusing
404
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:19,864
On what to tell ally right now.
405
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,532
- Oh, we.
406
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,868
Yeah, we, because
we solve all the problems
407
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,169
Around this house, right?
408
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:26,637
Let's face it, ray.
409
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,707
When you say "we," you mean me,
the "smelly tramp."
410
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:41,519
- What?
411
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,287
- Smelly tramp.
412
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,690
That's the nickname
your son came up with for me.
413
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,825
- I didn't say that
and you know it.
414
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:51,829
It's "thmelly tramp"!
415
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,665
- Oh, well, that's cute.
416
00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:58,703
- Hey, marie, while you're
holding that bible,
417
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,538
I've got a question for you.
418
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,874
Did you eat
the two missing cannolis?
419
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:07,778
- Frank, I'm not gonna let you
use the bible like that.
420
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,514
- Answer me,
yes or no?
421
00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:11,349
- This is ridiculous!
422
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:15,253
No, I didn't eat
those two cannolis.
423
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:17,188
- Did you see what she did?
424
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,689
Pick it up!
425
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,625
Pick it up and tell us
what happened to those cannolis!
426
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:21,726
- Oh, shut up!
427
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:25,530
- Thou shalt not
eat the cannoli!
428
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:27,532
- Never mind the cannolis, ma!
429
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,800
Take this bible and tell me
that you don't spend more money
430
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:32,904
On raymond's christmas gifts
than mine!
431
00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:35,173
- That's ridiculous!
432
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,240
- Fifth grade.
433
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,776
Bike, slippers.
Tell the truth!
434
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,412
- Those slippers
were very expensive, robbie!
435
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,915
- Take the book!
436
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:45,716
- All right!
437
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:48,619
All right, thank you for
all the enlightenment!
438
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,454
- Wait a minute,
what are you gonna tell ally?
439
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:52,390
- I don't know, but the answer
can't be down here!
440
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,425
- Well, neither can I!
441
00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:58,262
- Look, I don't know what
I'm gonna say exactly,
442
00:19:58,264 --> 00:19:59,697
But help me, all right?
443
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,399
Don't just stand there
and make your faces.
444
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,968
- Can we just do this?
She's waiting.
445
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:06,571
- Ah, ah, ah, ah!
446
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,606
Leave that face
in the hall.
447
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:11,509
[knocks on door]
448
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,944
Ally.
449
00:20:12,946 --> 00:20:14,512
Hey, she's not in here.
450
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,480
- What?
451
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:19,483
[children laughing
and playing]
452
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,254
- Ally.
453
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:24,622
[ally laughing]
454
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:27,458
Ally.
- What?
455
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,394
- Listen, we wanted to talk to
you about your question, okay?
456
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,863
- What question?
457
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,699
- Ally, honey, come on.
458
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:38,302
- [laughing]
get off me.
459
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:41,305
[children laughing
and playing]
460
00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:57,421
- [laughing]
get off me!
461
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:02,693
[glass shattering]
462
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,296
- Hey, guys!
- What are you doing?
463
00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:11,936
- It's really something seeing
the kids like that, huh?
464
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,971
- Hmm, yeah.
465
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:17,341
I think we learned a lot from
them today, baloney bosoms.
466
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,448
- Ray.
467
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:25,983
- What?
468
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,953
There's something to be said
for childlike innocence.
469
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,521
- Yeah, okay, okay.
470
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:33,324
- But I can see that
you need some help.
471
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:36,861
Now more than ever,
472
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:38,863
You need a visit from dopey.
473
00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:40,331
- Oh, god.
474
00:21:51,443 --> 00:21:53,844
No, come on, no, no.
Don't, don't, don't.
475
00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,680
- I been doing the reading.
I know what to do now.
476
00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:56,914
- [squeals gleefully]
477
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:58,316
Stop, no, stop!
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