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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,769 --> 00:00:04,046 WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING? 2 00:00:04,070 --> 00:00:05,548 YOU. 3 00:00:05,572 --> 00:00:08,050 OH, HEY, RAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 4 00:00:08,074 --> 00:00:09,786 HOW ABOUT TOMORROW, HMM? 5 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:14,056 HOW ABOUT WE START TODAY AND GO TILL TOMORROW? 6 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:17,694 WE'LL, WE'D HAVE TO START AT 11:59, THEN. 7 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:20,964 HONEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT? 8 00:00:20,988 --> 00:00:23,166 REALLY... DEFINITELY TOMORROW, OKAY? 9 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:25,002 THE KIDS'LL BE ON THEIR PLAYMATE, 10 00:00:25,026 --> 00:00:26,369 WE'LL BE ALL ALONE. 11 00:00:26,393 --> 00:00:27,604 HMM? 12 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:29,128 INTERESTING. 13 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:34,844 DURING THE DAYTIME, YOU'RE SAYING? 14 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:37,147 I AM. 15 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:39,383 WELL, YOU SOUND VERY SINCERE, 16 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:42,541 SO I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE NO TROUBLE SIGNING THIS. 17 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:49,426 "I AGREE TO HAVE 18 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:51,928 DAYTIME SEX WITH RAY BARONE 19 00:00:51,952 --> 00:00:55,565 "TOMORROW, MAY 23rd... 20 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:57,922 OF THIS YEAR." 21 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,577 CAN I GO TO SLEEP NOW? 22 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:10,179 YES, YOU MAY. 23 00:01:10,203 --> 00:01:12,215 BUT... 24 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:14,217 IN CASE YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS 25 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:16,475 OF RIPPING THIS UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT... 26 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,985 I WIN EITHER WAY. 27 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:31,718 HEY. 28 00:01:31,742 --> 00:01:33,419 HEY, FRANK. HOW ARE YA? 29 00:01:33,443 --> 00:01:35,355 HERE. 30 00:01:35,379 --> 00:01:36,923 - WHAT'S THIS? - I DON'T KNOW, 31 00:01:36,947 --> 00:01:38,541 SOME PORCELAIN THING 32 00:01:38,565 --> 00:01:40,744 YOU GAVE US FOR OUR 30th ANNIVERSARY 33 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:43,468 OR SOME OTHER TERRIBLE OCCASION. 34 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:47,317 WHY ARE YOU GIVING IT BACK TO ME? 35 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:49,402 MARIE SAYS SHE DOESN'T LIKE IT 36 00:01:49,426 --> 00:01:52,071 AND SHE NEVER DID. 37 00:01:52,095 --> 00:01:54,807 SO SHE SENT YOU OVER HERE WITH THIS? 38 00:01:54,831 --> 00:01:56,075 THAT'S RIGHT. 39 00:01:56,099 --> 00:01:58,010 I'M MARIE'S STINKING MESSENGER SERVICE 40 00:01:58,034 --> 00:02:00,113 SINCE YOU TWO STOPPED TALKING TO EACH OTHER. 41 00:02:00,137 --> 00:02:01,848 OKAY, FRANK. ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 42 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:03,900 YOU KNOW WHO SHE DOES TALK TO? 43 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:06,035 ME. NONSTOP. 44 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:08,071 SO DO ME A FAVOR, 45 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:09,673 IF YOU'RE UPSET, 46 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:12,664 PLEASE, SHOOT THE MESSENGER. 47 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:27,412 HELLO-OO. 48 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:31,361 WELL... 49 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:34,631 JUST DROPPED THE KIDS OFF AT THEIR PLAYMATE, 50 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,766 AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR MINE. 51 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:38,301 NOT NOW, RAY. 52 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:40,503 OH, I BEG TO DIFFER. 53 00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:41,804 RAY! 54 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,440 I HAD A FEELING YOU MIGHT CHANGE YOUR MIND, 55 00:02:44,464 --> 00:02:46,709 AND THAT'S WHY, IF YOU REMEMBER, 56 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:48,978 I HAD YOU SIGN A CERTAIN DOCUMENT. 57 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,281 DO YOU KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 58 00:02:51,305 --> 00:02:53,872 I MUST TELL YOU, I DO NOT CARE. 59 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,689 YOUR SIGNATURE. 60 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:01,791 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! 61 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:03,526 YOU CAN'T TELL I'M UPSET? 62 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,361 AFTER HOW MANY YEARS, YOU CAN'T TELL 63 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:07,229 I'M NOT IN THE MOOD RIGHT NOW?! 64 00:03:07,253 --> 00:03:10,221 AL RIGHT, NOW I'M STARTING TO GET IT. 65 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:13,303 I'M SORRY, RAY. 66 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:15,204 I KNOW WE HAD A DEAL. 67 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:18,691 IT'S JUST THAT THIS THING WITH YOUR MOTHER... 68 00:03:18,715 --> 00:03:20,649 SHE JUST SENT OVER... 69 00:03:22,018 --> 00:03:25,265 YOU KNOW, I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE IT RIGHT NOW. 70 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:29,051 ALL RIGHT. 71 00:03:29,075 --> 00:03:31,020 ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY. 72 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:34,012 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU JUST HAD A THING. 73 00:03:36,983 --> 00:03:40,451 YOU KNOW I'M NOT GOOD AT READING YOUR SIGNALS. 74 00:03:42,439 --> 00:03:43,872 YEAH. 75 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:47,687 WAS I ALWAYS THIS BAD? 76 00:03:47,711 --> 00:03:49,644 YEAH. 77 00:03:52,349 --> 00:03:54,477 NO, YOU PICK THE MOVIE, DEB, 78 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:55,811 I ALWAYS LIKE WHAT YOU PICK. 79 00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:57,813 OH, WELL, THAT ONE... 80 00:03:57,837 --> 00:03:59,215 I ONLY FELL ASLEEP IN THAT ONE 81 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,117 BECAUSE IT WAS SO... 82 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:03,853 WARM AND COZY SITTING NEXT TO YOU. 83 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:05,805 RAYMOND, YOUR FRIENDS ARE HERE. 84 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:07,474 HEY, READY TO GO? 85 00:04:07,498 --> 00:04:10,315 - I'M ON THE PHONE. GIVE ME A SECOND. - NO PROBLEM. 86 00:04:12,552 --> 00:04:14,197 ALL RIGHT, DEB, I BETTER... 87 00:04:14,221 --> 00:04:15,781 OH, IT'S DEBRA? 88 00:04:15,805 --> 00:04:17,417 - MOM. - HELLO, DEBRA. 89 00:04:17,441 --> 00:04:19,285 HI. HOW ARE YOU? 90 00:04:19,309 --> 00:04:21,620 GOOD. NO, I'M FINE. 91 00:04:21,644 --> 00:04:25,191 I'M JUST DOING A LOAD OF RAYMOND'S DIRTY UNDERWEAR. 92 00:04:25,215 --> 00:04:26,892 MOM, WHAT ARE YOU... 93 00:04:26,916 --> 00:04:29,695 LISTEN, WHERE DID YOU BUY THAT BLOUSE? 94 00:04:29,719 --> 00:04:32,032 IS YOUR MOTHER GONNA WASH THESE 95 00:04:32,056 --> 00:04:34,134 OR SEND 'EM TO THE LAB? 96 00:04:34,158 --> 00:04:35,868 OH, YES! 97 00:04:35,892 --> 00:04:37,603 THANKS, DARLING. 98 00:04:37,627 --> 00:04:39,361 HERE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND. 99 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,091 HEY, SORRY ABOUT THAT. 100 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:45,628 OH, YEAH YEAH, SHE IS GREAT, YEAH. 101 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:47,229 THE GAME. 102 00:04:47,253 --> 00:04:50,166 OKAY, LISTEN, I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT, OKAY? 103 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:52,301 ALL RIGHT. BYE. 104 00:04:52,325 --> 00:04:55,004 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, COME ON, I'M COMING. 105 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:57,424 YOU KNOW WE GOT A POKER GAME TOMORROW NIGHT. 106 00:04:57,448 --> 00:04:59,142 WELL, YOU HEARD ME, I CAN'T GO. 107 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:00,810 DEBRA WANTS TO RENT A MOVIE. 108 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,745 AND, OH... WHERE DO I BUY CANDLES? 109 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:05,081 SHE WANTS A CANDLE FOR, LIKE, DINNER. 110 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:07,416 CANDLELIGHT DINNER AND A MOVIE? 111 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:08,885 FORGET THE CARD GAME. 112 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:12,589 OUR LITTLE RAYMOND'S HAVING SEX. 113 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:14,107 NO. 114 00:05:14,131 --> 00:05:17,510 NO NO, YOU GUYS KNOW WE HAVEN'T... YOU KNOW. 115 00:05:17,534 --> 00:05:20,313 SHE DOESN'T WANNA RUSH THE PHYSICAL PART, 116 00:05:20,337 --> 00:05:21,548 AND, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER. 117 00:05:21,572 --> 00:05:23,550 HEY, SHE WANTS A CANDLE? 118 00:05:23,574 --> 00:05:25,868 IT'S EITHER SEX OR YOU SMELL. 119 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:27,420 I GOTTA GET TO WORK. 120 00:05:27,444 --> 00:05:29,638 WHICH ONE OF YOU BOZOS PARKED BEHIND ME? 121 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:31,824 HEY, ROBERT, LISTEN, WE'RE TAKING ODDS. 122 00:05:31,848 --> 00:05:34,060 YOU THINK DEBRA'S GONNA HAVE SEX WITH RAY TOMORROW? 123 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:35,712 HMM, I DON'T KNOW. 124 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:38,715 HAS THE PRESIDENT DECLARED RAY THE LAST MAN ON EARTH? 125 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,819 THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE, ALL RIGHT? 126 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,821 IF THE PRESIDENT WAS AROUND TO DECLARE IT, 127 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,789 THEN HOW AM I THE LAST MAN, STUPID? 128 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:48,707 WELL, PRESIDENT OR NO PRESIDENT, 129 00:05:48,731 --> 00:05:51,511 THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE EVER HAVING SEX WITH THAT DEBRA. 130 00:05:51,535 --> 00:05:53,712 LOOK, RAY, IT'S SIMPLE. 131 00:05:53,736 --> 00:05:55,681 WHEN YOU GET OVER THERE, LOOK FOR SIGNS. 132 00:05:55,705 --> 00:05:58,317 SEE IF SHE SHAVES HER LEGS, AND YOU'RE IN. 133 00:05:58,341 --> 00:06:00,003 NO, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO? 134 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:02,321 ASK HER IF SHE LIKES MADONNA. 135 00:06:02,345 --> 00:06:04,757 I ALWAYS ASK THAT, 'CAUSE IF SHE DOES, 136 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:07,827 THAT MEANS SHE'S GOT A LITTLE BIT OF A WILD SIDE. 137 00:06:07,851 --> 00:06:10,296 WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH THE WILD SIDE? 138 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:12,165 HEY, I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU HERE. 139 00:06:12,189 --> 00:06:13,666 YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING... 140 00:06:13,690 --> 00:06:16,908 CHECK HER EGGS, MAN, CHECK HER EGGS! 141 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:19,839 WHAT? 142 00:06:19,863 --> 00:06:21,740 YOU CHECK HER REFRIGERATOR 143 00:06:21,764 --> 00:06:23,209 TO SEE IF SHE HAS ENOUGH EGGS 144 00:06:23,233 --> 00:06:27,880 TO MAKE BOTH OF YOU BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING. 145 00:06:27,904 --> 00:06:29,899 OH, REALLY? 146 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,901 YOU KNOW, MOM HAS TWO DOZEN EGGS 147 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:33,953 IN THE FRIDGE RIGHT NOW. 148 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:36,722 WHY DO YOU DO THAT? 149 00:06:36,746 --> 00:06:38,875 I'M JUST SAYING. 150 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,226 I'M JUST SAYING 151 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:42,895 WHEN DEBRA'S READY, SHE'LL LET ME KNOW. 152 00:06:42,919 --> 00:06:44,730 YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU SIT BY THE MAILBOX 153 00:06:44,754 --> 00:06:47,200 AND WAIT FOR THAT LETTER? 154 00:06:47,224 --> 00:06:49,001 YEAH, WE'LL SWING BY ONCE A YEAR 155 00:06:49,025 --> 00:06:50,305 TO CUT YOUR BEARD. 156 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:02,720 - HEY! - HI! 157 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:08,571 HMM, WHAT IS THAT, COLOGNE? 158 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,039 UH, NO. 159 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:11,407 THAT'S, UH, 160 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,110 THAT'S PRETTY MUCH HOW I SMELL. 161 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:17,013 COME ON IN. 162 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:19,883 I JUST ORDERED THE CHINESE FOOD AND IT'S GONNA BE A WHILE, 163 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:22,385 - SO DO YOU WANT TO WATCH THE MOVIE NOW? - ALL RIGHT. 164 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:25,421 I GOT SOME WINE. LET ME PUT IT IN THE REFRIGERATOR. 165 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,057 LISTEN, I RENTED "OUT OF AFRICA." 166 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:30,426 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, IT'S KIND OF A GIRLY FILM. 167 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,051 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M KIND OF A GIRLY GUY. 168 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:35,787 YEAH. 169 00:07:38,475 --> 00:07:39,519 OH. 170 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:40,553 WHAT? 171 00:07:40,577 --> 00:07:42,388 UH, NO, IT'S NOTHING. 172 00:07:42,412 --> 00:07:43,756 I JUST NOTICED THAT, UH, 173 00:07:43,780 --> 00:07:46,180 YOU'RE ALMOST OUT OF EGGS. 174 00:07:49,403 --> 00:07:52,098 I USE THAT EGG SUBSTITUTE. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT? 175 00:07:52,122 --> 00:07:54,367 IT'S REALLY GREAT. I JUST BOUGHT THREE CARTONS. 176 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:57,237 OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH. 177 00:07:57,261 --> 00:08:00,461 YEAH, I'D LIKE TO TRY THAT, YEAH. 178 00:08:02,866 --> 00:08:06,612 HEY, I GOT A CANDLE. WHY DON'T WE LIGHT IT? 179 00:08:06,636 --> 00:08:07,913 OKAY. 180 00:08:07,937 --> 00:08:09,849 YEAH. IT'S CALLED "MORNING MIST," 181 00:08:09,873 --> 00:08:13,007 BUT THE LADY SAID YOU COULD LIGHT IT AT NIGHT. 182 00:08:23,387 --> 00:08:25,431 SO HERE WE ARE. 183 00:08:25,455 --> 00:08:27,188 OH, SMOOTH. 184 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:31,776 THANK YOU. 185 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:35,925 WHO IS THAT, MERYL STREEP? 186 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,393 UH-HUH. 187 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:40,685 SHE REMINDS ME OF MADONNA. 188 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:45,523 REALLY? I DON'T SEE THAT. 189 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:50,139 YOU, UH, YOU LIKE MADONNA? 190 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:52,163 YEAH, SHE'S OKAY. 191 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:03,553 OH. WELL, THERE'S THE CHINESE FOOD. 192 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:04,776 DAMMIT. 193 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:08,224 ARE YOU COMING BACK? 194 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:10,197 I THINK SO. 195 00:09:12,369 --> 00:09:13,446 HELLO. 196 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:14,752 MA! 197 00:09:20,092 --> 00:09:21,404 HI MARIE. 198 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:22,705 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 199 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:24,540 HELLO, RAYMOND. 200 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,310 I WAS BAKING LASAGNA, AND I HAD SO MUCH EXTRA 201 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:29,077 I THOUGHT I'D BRING IT OVER TO YOU TWO. 202 00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:32,715 OH. ALL THE WAY FROM LONG ISLAND. 203 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:35,918 THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU. 204 00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:37,670 YEAH, MA, WE GOT CHINESE FOOD COMING. 205 00:09:37,694 --> 00:09:39,294 OH, THAT'S NOT FOOD. 206 00:09:42,299 --> 00:09:44,610 NO, MARIE, I REALLY LOVE YOUR LASAGNA. 207 00:09:44,634 --> 00:09:46,012 I DON'T COOK A LOT, 208 00:09:46,036 --> 00:09:48,114 BUT YOU'RE REALLY STARTING TO INSPIRE ME. 209 00:09:48,138 --> 00:09:50,850 I BET YOU'RE A NATURAL. 210 00:09:52,142 --> 00:09:53,903 YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE FOOD, MA, 211 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,938 SO YOU PROBABLY SHOULD SKEDADDLE. 212 00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:58,007 LET'S EAT! 213 00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,609 DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 214 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:02,512 I FOUND A BROKEN METER, WE'VE GOT ALL NIGHT. 215 00:10:02,536 --> 00:10:04,430 WHERE'S THE LASAGNA? 216 00:10:04,454 --> 00:10:07,433 YOU KNOW WHAT? I WASN'T REALLY EXPECTING ALL THIS COMPANY... 217 00:10:07,457 --> 00:10:10,202 SHE'S RIGHT. GET OUT. 218 00:10:10,226 --> 00:10:12,688 NO, RAY. I THINK I HAVE A FOLDING TABLE IN THE BACK, 219 00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:14,273 SO I'LL JUST GET IT. 220 00:10:14,297 --> 00:10:15,858 GREAT! I'LL PUT ON THE YANKEES. 221 00:10:15,882 --> 00:10:17,860 NO, LISTEN, YOU GUYS, 222 00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:19,729 YOU BOTH GOTTA GO HOME, OKAY? 223 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,631 DEBRA AND I, WE'RE TRYING TO WATCH A MOVIE. 224 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:25,000 YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, YOUNG MAN. 225 00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:26,485 WHAT? 226 00:10:26,509 --> 00:10:28,154 YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW 227 00:10:28,178 --> 00:10:30,056 WHAT'S GONNA TAKE PLACE HERE TONIGHT? 228 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:32,613 YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. 229 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:42,869 I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU AND DEBRA ARE PLANNING. 230 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:44,203 WHAT... 231 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:46,639 HOW DO YOU KNOW... ANYTHING? 232 00:10:46,663 --> 00:10:48,574 BELIEVE ME, I WOULD RATHER NOT KNOW. 233 00:10:48,598 --> 00:10:50,760 BUT WHEN YOU TALK IN YOUR ROOM, 234 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,817 IT CARRIES THROUGH THE WHOLE HOUSE. 235 00:10:54,186 --> 00:10:56,548 ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR MOTHER STANDS ON THE DRESSER 236 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:58,773 SO SHE CAN LISTEN THROUGH THE VENT. 237 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,422 OH MY GOD! MOM... 238 00:11:02,446 --> 00:11:04,691 YOU TWO HAVE TO LEAVE, OKAY? 239 00:11:04,715 --> 00:11:06,635 DEBRA AND I WOULD LIKE TO BE ALONE. 240 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:12,837 OH, HELLO, RAYMOND. 241 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:17,181 Robert: HELLO, RAYMOND. 242 00:11:18,227 --> 00:11:19,972 FATHER HUBLEY, COME IN. 243 00:11:19,996 --> 00:11:22,174 THANKS FOR THE RIDE, ROBERT. 244 00:11:22,198 --> 00:11:24,810 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS LASAGNA ALL DAY! 245 00:11:24,834 --> 00:11:26,729 HI. 246 00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:29,866 OH, DEBRA, THIS IS OUR FAMILY PRIEST, 247 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,700 FATHER HUBLEY. 248 00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:34,670 AND IF IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU, HE'S GONNA JOIN US FOR DINNER. 249 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,505 Debra: HELLO. 250 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,224 WHY DON'T WE ALL SIT DOWN 251 00:11:38,248 --> 00:11:39,992 AND GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER? 252 00:11:40,016 --> 00:11:41,694 - COME ON, SWEETIE. - OKAY. 253 00:11:41,718 --> 00:11:44,158 YES, COME ON, SWEETIE. IT'S GONNA BE FINE. 254 00:11:45,421 --> 00:11:47,166 OH, FATHER, PLEASE SIT. 255 00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:49,090 Robert: PLEASE, FATHER. 256 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,860 FATHER HUBLEY, 257 00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,829 DID YOU KNOW THAT DEBRA AND RAYMOND 258 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:02,364 HAVE BEEN DATING FOR A FEW MONTHS NOW? 259 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:03,933 MAYBE THIS IS A BAD TIME, 260 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,701 I DON'T THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH LASAGNA. 261 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,120 HEY, RAY'S RIGHT. WE MAY BE IN TROUBLE HERE. 262 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:10,523 BECAUSE, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, FATHER, 263 00:12:10,547 --> 00:12:12,725 I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO THAT CHEESECAKE 264 00:12:12,749 --> 00:12:15,082 AT THE CHURCH BAKE SALE. 265 00:12:21,558 --> 00:12:23,602 FATHER HUBLEY, 266 00:12:23,626 --> 00:12:26,239 I'D LIKE YOUR OPINION ON THE COMMANDMENTS. 267 00:12:26,263 --> 00:12:28,140 DO YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW ALL, 268 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:30,831 OR CAN YOU JUST PICK AND CHOOSE? 269 00:12:34,304 --> 00:12:36,182 RAY! 270 00:12:36,206 --> 00:12:38,801 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S THE MATTER. 271 00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:42,171 MY MOTHER IS TRYING TO PREVENT YOU AND ME FROM HAVING... 272 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,596 CHINESE FOOD! 273 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,828 OH, YOU GOT CHINESE COMING. 274 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,298 WE'RE GOOD, FATHER. 275 00:12:52,322 --> 00:12:55,601 OH, FRANK, WOULD YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT FOOD FOR A SECOND? 276 00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:57,703 YOUR SON'S MORAL HEALTH IS IN JEOPARDY. 277 00:12:57,727 --> 00:12:58,837 WHAT? 278 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,523 OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, MARIE. 279 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,624 WHY DON'T YOU JUST FIT HER FOR A CHASTITY BELT 280 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,582 AND BE DONE WITH IT? 281 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,433 OH MY GOD! 282 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,936 IS THAT WHY YOU'RE ALL HERE? 283 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,611 BECAUSE OF SEX? 284 00:13:17,947 --> 00:13:20,482 I WAS ONLY TOLD ABOUT THE LASAGNA. 285 00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:36,691 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 286 00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:39,044 WELL, IF I MAY, DEBRA. 287 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,113 THE WORST THING FOR A RELATIONSHIP 288 00:13:41,137 --> 00:13:43,883 IS TO GIVE IN TO ONE'S DESIRES. 289 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,285 NOW, I KNOW IN THIS CASE IT MAY BE DIFFICULT 290 00:13:46,309 --> 00:13:48,353 BECAUSE RAYMOND IS SUCH A CUTE BOY... 291 00:13:48,377 --> 00:13:50,327 OH MY GOD. 292 00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:56,929 BUT WHEN I HEARD HIM TALKING TO HIS FRIENDS 293 00:13:56,953 --> 00:14:00,388 ABOUT BUYING CANDLES AND COUNTING YOUR EGGS... 294 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,737 I KNEW IT WAS TIME TO CALL FATHER HUBLEY. 295 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,755 WHAT?! WAIT A MINUTE! 296 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:09,146 IS THERE EVEN A LASAGNA HERE?! 297 00:14:15,471 --> 00:14:18,684 WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'VE HEARD, MARIE, 298 00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:21,342 BUT NO ONE IS COMING NEAR MY EGGS! 299 00:14:22,478 --> 00:14:24,428 TOUGH BREAK, RAYMOND. 300 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,027 BELIEVE ME, EVERYBODY, 301 00:14:29,051 --> 00:14:31,319 WE'RE NOT HAVING SEX. 302 00:14:33,490 --> 00:14:36,101 WELL, THEN, I GUESS WE CAN EAT! 303 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,670 MARIE, 304 00:14:37,694 --> 00:14:39,772 IF I MAY. 305 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:42,642 I'D BE HAPPY TO DISCUSS ALL THESE MATTERS, 306 00:14:42,666 --> 00:14:44,810 BUT I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE TIME OR THE PLACE. 307 00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:47,596 YES, AND I MUST SAY THAT I AM APPALLED 308 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,599 AT THE TURN THIS EVENING HAS TAKEN. 309 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,300 I THINK WE SHOULD ALL GO. 310 00:14:52,324 --> 00:14:53,602 BUT WE HAVEN'T EATEN YET. 311 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:56,972 WHEN I SAY "WE," I'M INCLUDING THE LASAGNA. 312 00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:58,974 LOVELY MEETING YOU, DEBRA. 313 00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:00,609 AND LET ME TELL YOU, 314 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:04,046 AS SOMEONE WHO HAS KNOWN THE BARONE FAMILY A LONG TIME, 315 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,303 THIS ACTUALLY WENT QUITE WELL. 316 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,385 - IS THERE MEAT IN THAT? - OH, YEAH. 317 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,143 GOOD. LET'S GO. 318 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:19,227 ENJOY THE MOVIE. 319 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:22,064 AND RAYMOND, THAT COLOGNE SMELLS BETTER ON YOU 320 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,505 THAN IT DOES ON YOUR FATHER. 321 00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:28,920 DEB, YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME, 322 00:15:28,944 --> 00:15:30,689 I DIDN'T TELL MY FRIENDS ANYTHING. 323 00:15:30,713 --> 00:15:32,408 HOLD ON. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 324 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,165 WAIT, MARIE. 325 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,434 MARIE. 326 00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:43,052 IF YOU FELT SO STRONGLY ABOUT THIS, 327 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,955 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST COME TALK TO ME? 328 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:49,524 I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE GOING ON. 329 00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:51,493 DO YOU NOT LIKE ME OR SOMETHING? 330 00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:53,779 OH, NO! 331 00:15:53,803 --> 00:15:56,215 IT'S NOT THAT AT ALL. 332 00:15:56,239 --> 00:15:58,584 OH, DEBRA... 333 00:15:58,608 --> 00:16:02,888 I SEE THE WAY RAYMOND ACTS AROUND YOU, 334 00:16:02,912 --> 00:16:05,758 AND HOW HE LOOKS AT YOU, 335 00:16:05,782 --> 00:16:09,862 AND HOW HE TALKS ABOUT YOU TO EVERYBODY. 336 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:12,765 HE HAS NEVER BEEN THIS WAY 337 00:16:12,789 --> 00:16:14,722 WITH ANYONE. 338 00:16:16,259 --> 00:16:19,555 SO I JUST THOUGHT THAT YOU TWO SHOULD WAIT 339 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:22,625 UNTIL AFTER YOU'RE... 340 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,382 YOU KNOW. 341 00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:29,181 OH. 342 00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:31,266 THAT'S WHY I CAME OVER. 343 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:34,303 OH. WELL... 344 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,594 YEAH, THAT'S OKAY, MARIE. 345 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,832 I JUST HOPE THAT WE CAN ALWAYS TALK LIKE THIS. 346 00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:47,449 YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF BRINGING OVER LASAGNA 347 00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:49,918 AND A PRIEST. 348 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,520 OF COURSE! 349 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,344 I LOVE TALKING TO YOU! 350 00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:59,327 AND DEBRA, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW, 351 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:03,587 IT'S REALLY NOT LIKE ME TO MEDDLE IN MY SON'S LIFE. 352 00:17:12,982 --> 00:17:15,111 LISTEN, LET ME EXPLAIN. 353 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:18,580 YOU REMEMBER BERNIE AND GIANNI, HOW STUPID THEY ARE? 354 00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:21,400 THEY CAME OVER. THEY WERE GRABBING MY UNDERWEAR, 355 00:17:21,424 --> 00:17:24,358 TELLING ME "CHECK HER EGGS! CHECK HER EGGS!"... 356 00:17:27,530 --> 00:17:29,107 HUH? 357 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,725 COME WITH ME. 358 00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:31,944 - BUT... BUT... - WHAT? 359 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:34,296 I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT WE WEREN'T... 360 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,614 WHAT CAN I SAY? 361 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,149 YOUR MOTHER WAS RIGHT... 362 00:17:37,173 --> 00:17:39,407 YOU'RE A VERY CUTE BOY. 363 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,515 SO YOU ENDED UP SLEEPING WITH ME THAT NIGHT 364 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,299 BECAUSE OF WHAT MY MOTHER SAID? 365 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:57,024 I GUESS SO. 366 00:17:59,262 --> 00:18:01,295 BACK TO THERAPY. 367 00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:06,211 ENDED UP BEING A PRETTY GOOD NIGHT, THOUGH, DIDN'T IT? 368 00:18:06,235 --> 00:18:07,780 GREAT NIGHT. 369 00:18:07,804 --> 00:18:10,015 YOU KNOW WHAT IT PUTS ME IN THE MOOD FOR? 370 00:18:10,039 --> 00:18:11,889 CHINESE FOOD? 371 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,104 COME ON, LET'S GO. 372 00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:17,739 YOU KNOW... WAIT. 373 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:18,740 WHAT, WAIT? WHAT? 374 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,376 I JUST... 375 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,444 I WANT TO DO SOMETHING FIRST. 376 00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,112 YOU GO AHEAD UPSTAIRS. 377 00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:25,914 WELL, HURRY, THOUGH, YOU KNOW, 378 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,105 YOU GOTTA BE HERE FOR SOME OF IT. 379 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:33,911 FRANK, USE YOUR NAPKIN AND SIT UP! 380 00:18:36,899 --> 00:18:39,612 HI FRANK. HI ROBERT. 381 00:18:39,636 --> 00:18:42,569 - HI. - HI MARIE. 382 00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:46,702 ARE THEY TALKING? 383 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,493 PLEASE, GOD. 384 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,041 MARIE, 385 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,493 DO YOU REMEMBER THAT NIGHT 386 00:18:55,517 --> 00:18:57,262 THAT YOU CAME OVER TO MY APARTMENT 387 00:18:57,286 --> 00:19:00,298 AND TRIED TO STOP RAY AND ME FROM... 388 00:19:00,322 --> 00:19:02,100 YOU REMEMBER THAT NIGHT? 389 00:19:02,124 --> 00:19:04,603 YOU REMEMBER IN THE HALLWAY, 390 00:19:04,627 --> 00:19:07,372 HOW WE TALKED THINGS OUT? 391 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,641 HOW THAT FELT? 392 00:19:09,665 --> 00:19:12,510 AND LOOK AT US NOW. 393 00:19:12,534 --> 00:19:14,479 I MEAN, WHAT ARE WE DOING? 394 00:19:14,503 --> 00:19:16,904 THIS WHOLE THING HAS BEEN SO SILLY. 395 00:19:25,615 --> 00:19:28,683 WHY WOULD YOU SAY "TRIED" TO STOP YOU? 396 00:19:30,152 --> 00:19:32,013 WHAT? 397 00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:35,951 YOU SAID, WE "TRIED" TO STOP YOU AND RAYMOND. 398 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:39,505 WHY WOULD YOU SAY "TRIED"? 399 00:19:39,529 --> 00:19:41,457 WELL... 400 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:42,842 I MEAN... 401 00:19:42,866 --> 00:19:44,893 WAIT A MINUTE. 402 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:48,118 DID YOU HAVE RELATIONS WITH RAYMOND THAT NIGHT? 403 00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:51,917 MARIE, THAT IS NOT THE POINT. 404 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:54,569 YOU LIED TO ME 405 00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:56,526 IN FRONT OF A PRIEST. 406 00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:59,030 OH, BOY. 407 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,112 MARIE, WHAT YOU TOLD ME IN THAT HALLWAY 408 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:07,115 MADE ME REALIZE HOW RAY REALLY FELT. 409 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:09,518 SO NOW YOU'RE BLAMING ME 410 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,842 FOR YOUR PREMARITAL SEX?! 411 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:19,216 LISTEN, I CAME OVER HERE TO-TO-TO TRY... 412 00:20:21,370 --> 00:20:23,448 MARIE, ARE YOU KIDDING? 413 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:26,752 HERE'S A LITTLE SAUCE LEFT, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME? 414 00:20:26,776 --> 00:20:28,920 NO SAUCE... TALK! 415 00:20:28,944 --> 00:20:30,789 FOR GOD'S SAKE, TALK TO HER! 416 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,290 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME, ROBERT? 417 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:33,559 I'LL HAVE A LITTLE BIT. 418 00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,699 YOU TAKE THAT SAUCE AND I'LL KILL YOU. 419 00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:40,587 NO ONE'S HAVING YOUR SAUCE UNTIL YOU TALK TO HER! 420 00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,765 WELL, MARIE, 421 00:20:56,789 --> 00:21:00,219 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING COMING OVER HERE, 422 00:21:00,243 --> 00:21:03,222 BECAUSE THIS PAST MONTH OF YOU NOT TALKING TO ME 423 00:21:03,246 --> 00:21:05,479 HAS BEEN THE BEST MONTH OF MY LIFE! 424 00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:19,426 ROBERT, SHOOT MY EARS OFF. 425 00:21:31,307 --> 00:21:34,007 OH, MRS. BARONE! 426 00:21:35,178 --> 00:21:38,290 THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW! 427 00:21:38,314 --> 00:21:41,760 Debra: I WILL NEVER TALK TO THAT WOMAN AGAIN! 428 00:21:41,784 --> 00:21:43,828 I'M GOING FOR A DRIVE! 429 00:21:48,324 --> 00:21:50,257 NO! WE HAVE A CONTRACT! 430 00:21:52,161 --> 00:21:55,056 I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT! 29057

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