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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,472 --> 00:00:06,550 OH, HEY, GUYS. 2 00:00:06,574 --> 00:00:07,550 - HEY, DEBRA. - HI. 3 00:00:07,574 --> 00:00:08,951 HEY, GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 4 00:00:08,975 --> 00:00:10,320 EITHER ONE OF YOU FREE TONIGHT? 5 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,188 DEBRA, THIS IS A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE. 6 00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:15,425 I MEAN, RIGHT IN FRONT OF RAY? 7 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:16,994 NO, SERIOUSLY. RAY AND I ARE GOING TO A PLAY 8 00:00:17,018 --> 00:00:18,795 WITH SOME FRIENDS TONIGHT. WE HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET. 9 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:21,420 IS THERE NUDITY? 10 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,401 COME ON! GIANNI. 11 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:26,603 IT'S AN EXTRA TICKET THAT'S GONNA GO TO WASTE. 12 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:28,170 IT'S JUST ME, RAY, AND AMY. 13 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:29,639 ROBERT'S AMY? 14 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:31,173 NO, IT'S JUST AMY. 15 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:33,242 SHE DROPPED THE "ROBERT" WHEN THEY BROKE UP. 16 00:00:33,266 --> 00:00:34,944 ALL RIGHT, FORGET IT. 17 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:37,647 I'LL GIVE THE EXTRA TICKET TO ONE OF MY GIRLFRIENDS. 18 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:40,217 OH, NO, THREE WOMEN AND ME AT A PLAY? 19 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:43,020 GIANNI, PLEASE GO, COME ON. I'LL BUY YOU DINNER. 20 00:00:43,044 --> 00:00:44,354 ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO. 21 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,322 - GIANNI'S GOING! - ALL RIGHT. 22 00:00:46,346 --> 00:00:49,809 GOOD. THIS IS WHAT A TRUE FRIEND IS FOR. YOU SAVED ME. 23 00:00:49,833 --> 00:00:53,101 IF YOU GET ONE WITH NUDITY, I'M IN! 24 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:59,552 - HEY. - HEY. 25 00:00:59,576 --> 00:01:02,004 WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF YOU WHIPPING ME UP AN OMELET? 26 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:07,076 OH, HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 27 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:09,045 RAY, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HAD BREAKFAST YET. 28 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,313 YOU WERE LAUGHING. 29 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:12,777 I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GOOD MOOD. 30 00:01:14,141 --> 00:01:16,053 GOOD MORNING. 31 00:01:16,077 --> 00:01:18,221 - HEY, ROBERT. - HEY. 32 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:20,523 SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 33 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:23,782 I'M HOPING THE PRIZE IN HERE IS AN OMELET. 34 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:29,766 SO, I HEARD YOU WENT ON A LITTLE DOUBLE DATE 35 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:31,268 WITH AMY AND GIANNI. 36 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:32,869 IT WASN'T A DATE. 37 00:01:32,893 --> 00:01:34,404 HOW'D YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT ANYWAY? 38 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,440 WHAT, ARE YOU FORGETTING I'M A COP? 39 00:01:36,464 --> 00:01:39,842 I GOT EYES ALL OVER THE CITY, BABY. 40 00:01:39,866 --> 00:01:44,347 YEAH, ANY OF THOSE EYES WATCH YOU GET DRESSED THIS MORNING? 41 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:47,049 THAT'S FUNNY. THAT'S A KEEPER. 42 00:01:47,073 --> 00:01:49,686 VERY FUNNY. 43 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:51,688 SO... 44 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,923 DID THEY SIT NEXT TO EACH OTHER IN THE THEATER? 45 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,892 WHO, AMY AND GIANNI? 46 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:58,128 YEAH, THOSE ARE THE SEATS WE HAD. 47 00:01:58,152 --> 00:01:59,696 AH, THE ASSIGNED SEATS. 48 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,986 GOOD FOR YOU. THAT'S THE WAY TO GO. 49 00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:09,306 OH, MY... 50 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:12,075 LOOKING LIKE WE'RE GONNA GET A LITTLE RAIN TODAY. 51 00:02:12,099 --> 00:02:13,477 NAH, REALLY? 52 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:14,627 YEAH, A LITTLE BIT. 53 00:02:14,651 --> 00:02:15,750 A LITTLE BIT. 54 00:02:18,973 --> 00:02:21,867 SO, WHAT DO THEY HAVE THERE, SEATS WITH ARMRESTS? 55 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:24,371 YEAH. 56 00:02:24,395 --> 00:02:25,955 DID THEY SHARE ONE? 57 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,490 DID THEY SHARE AN ARMREST? 58 00:02:27,514 --> 00:02:30,426 ROBERT, THIS ISN'T BOTHERING YOU, IS IT? 59 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:32,729 'CAUSE IT'S BEEN QUITE A WHILE SINCE YOU BROKE UP WITH AMY, 60 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:35,248 AND YOU SEEMED SO EAGER TO DATE OTHER PEOPLE. 61 00:02:35,272 --> 00:02:37,416 YEAH... YEAH... I'M... I'M... 62 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:38,952 IT'S... 63 00:02:38,976 --> 00:02:43,757 I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT SHE'S NOT GETTING HURT. 64 00:02:43,781 --> 00:02:45,324 GETTING HURT? 65 00:02:45,348 --> 00:02:47,611 YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT GIANNI IS LIKE, RAYMOND, 66 00:02:47,635 --> 00:02:49,129 WHEN IT COMES TO THE WOMEN. 67 00:02:49,153 --> 00:02:51,331 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 68 00:02:51,355 --> 00:02:53,333 OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PLAY DUMB, RAYMOND. 69 00:02:53,357 --> 00:02:55,335 YOU'RE THE ONE ALWAYS BEGGING HIM 70 00:02:55,359 --> 00:02:58,193 TO TELL HIS LATEST EROTIC ESCAPADE. 71 00:03:07,371 --> 00:03:10,250 WHAT ARE YOU LYING FOR... LIAR? 72 00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:13,075 DON'T DRINK OUR COFFEE AND LIE LIKE THAT. 73 00:03:16,213 --> 00:03:18,124 NICE TRY. 74 00:03:18,148 --> 00:03:20,627 I KNOW YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT AMY, ROBERT, 75 00:03:20,651 --> 00:03:22,061 BUT SHE'S AN ADULT, 76 00:03:22,085 --> 00:03:24,197 AND SHE'S NOT GONNA LET ANYBODY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER. 77 00:03:24,221 --> 00:03:26,866 YEP, YOU'RE RIGHT. 78 00:03:26,890 --> 00:03:29,319 YOU'RE RIGHT. SHE CAN HANDLE HERSELF. 79 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:32,438 WELL, I SHOULD BE GETTING OUT OF HERE BEFORE THAT RAIN STARTS. 80 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:34,274 THAT'S REALLY ALL I WAS WORRIED ABOUT. 81 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:36,208 SHE IS FREE TO DATE WHOEVER SHE WANTS, 82 00:03:36,232 --> 00:03:39,412 AND IF THAT'S A "LADIES' MAN" LIKE GIANNI, SO BE IT. 83 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:41,180 I HOPE THEY'RE HAPPY. 84 00:03:41,204 --> 00:03:42,570 I REALLY DO! 85 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:56,918 OH... 86 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:04,270 HOLY COW! I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM LIKE THIS. 87 00:04:04,294 --> 00:04:06,039 ALL RIGHT. DON'T LAUGH. 88 00:04:06,063 --> 00:04:07,924 DON'T LAUGH. 89 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:10,293 WHAT? WE'RE BROTHERS. 90 00:04:10,317 --> 00:04:13,785 I BROKE MY PINKY ONCE, HE LAUGHED FOR THREE DAYS. 91 00:04:15,038 --> 00:04:17,883 - HI RAYMOND. - OH, HI MA. 92 00:04:17,907 --> 00:04:19,852 - WHERE'S DEBRA, DEAR? - SHE'S UPSTAIRS, 93 00:04:19,876 --> 00:04:23,378 BUT SHE WANTED ME TO ASK YOU IF YOU COULD MAKE ME SOME EGGS. 94 00:04:25,548 --> 00:04:27,060 SURE, SURE. SIT DOWN. 95 00:04:27,084 --> 00:04:28,383 ALL RIGHT. 96 00:04:33,991 --> 00:04:36,736 I JUST SAW ROBERT LEAVE. 97 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:39,105 HE LOOKED ANGRY AND UPSET. 98 00:04:39,129 --> 00:04:40,540 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 99 00:04:40,564 --> 00:04:41,541 YEAH, HE'S FINE. 100 00:04:41,565 --> 00:04:43,343 COULD YOU MELT SOME CHEESE IN THERE? 101 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:45,412 OF COURSE. 102 00:04:45,436 --> 00:04:47,414 SO WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ROBERT? 103 00:04:47,438 --> 00:04:49,215 DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH AMY? 104 00:04:49,239 --> 00:04:51,418 YEAH. HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT? 105 00:04:51,442 --> 00:04:53,553 WELL, HE WAS OVER AT THE HOUSE FOR BREAKFAST, 106 00:04:53,577 --> 00:04:56,256 AND I HAPPENED TO MENTION THAT GIANNI WENT WITH AMY 107 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:58,591 TO THE PLAY LAST NIGHT. 108 00:04:58,615 --> 00:05:00,560 OF COURSE. THAT'S HOW HE KNEW. 109 00:05:00,584 --> 00:05:02,162 "EYES ALL OVER THE CITY." 110 00:05:02,186 --> 00:05:04,480 HI, MARIE. 111 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:06,549 WHY'D YOU TELL MY MOTHER ABOUT AMY AND GIANNI? 112 00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:09,485 WHAT? I DON'T KNOW. 113 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:12,055 WE TOOK THE KIDS TO THE DENTIST, AND WE WERE TALKING. 114 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:14,729 - IT JUST CAME UP. - OH. 115 00:05:16,633 --> 00:05:19,412 BUT YOU TOOK THE KIDS TO THE DENTIST TWO DAYS AGO. 116 00:05:19,436 --> 00:05:20,713 YEAH, SO WHAT? 117 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:24,184 SO WE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT GIANNI UNTIL YESTERDAY. 118 00:05:24,208 --> 00:05:27,987 YEAH. WHATEVER. OKAY, I'M LATE. 119 00:05:28,011 --> 00:05:30,924 NO, NO! WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 120 00:05:30,948 --> 00:05:32,792 HOW COULD YOU TELL MY MOM TWO DAYS AGO 121 00:05:32,816 --> 00:05:34,360 ABOUT GIANNI AND AMY 122 00:05:34,384 --> 00:05:37,030 WHEN YOUR FRIEND DIDN'T CANCEL TILL YESTERDAY? 123 00:05:37,054 --> 00:05:38,398 I DON'T KNOW, RAY. I'M LATE. 124 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:39,999 WHO CARES WHEN I TOLD HER? 125 00:05:40,023 --> 00:05:43,052 OH, MY GOD! THERE WAS NO CANCELED TICKET, WAS THERE? 126 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:45,021 HUH? YOU PLANNED THIS WHOLE THING! 127 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,489 WHAT THING? 128 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:49,325 THIS "GET ROBERT JEALOUS" THING. 129 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,561 PLEASE. WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 130 00:05:52,585 --> 00:05:54,680 BECAUSE... BECAUSE AMY'S YOUR FRIEND, 131 00:05:54,704 --> 00:05:56,415 AND ROBERT BROKE UP WITH HER, 132 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:59,018 AND THIS WILL MAKE HIM RUN BACK TO HER, 133 00:05:59,042 --> 00:06:02,021 AND MEN ARE BAD, AND WOMEN HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER 134 00:06:02,045 --> 00:06:04,579 SO ONE DAY THEY CAN BE PRESIDENT! 135 00:06:11,521 --> 00:06:14,868 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 136 00:06:14,892 --> 00:06:17,871 THE FACT THAT ROBERT GOT JEALOUS ONLY MEANS 137 00:06:17,895 --> 00:06:20,373 HE STILL HAS FEELINGS FOR HER. 138 00:06:20,397 --> 00:06:23,531 YOU DID DO IT. 139 00:06:25,369 --> 00:06:27,480 AND THE GENIUS PART OF IT ALL WAS 140 00:06:27,504 --> 00:06:29,649 LEAKING IT TO MY MOTHER. 141 00:06:29,673 --> 00:06:30,950 BECAUSE YOU KNEW, 142 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:34,454 OH, YOU KNEW THAT TELLING HER 143 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:37,657 WAS JUST LIKE WHISPERING IT INTO ROBERT'S EAR. 144 00:06:37,681 --> 00:06:38,958 UNBELIEVABLE. 145 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:40,676 YOU BELIEVE THAT, MA? 146 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:44,220 SHE PLAYED YOU. SHE PLAYED YOU LIKE A FIDDLE! 147 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:46,938 MOM! 148 00:06:55,299 --> 00:06:56,398 MOM? 149 00:06:58,702 --> 00:07:00,229 YOUR EGGS ARE READY, RAYMOND. 150 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:03,249 OH, MY GOD! YOU'RE IN ON IT! 151 00:07:03,273 --> 00:07:05,351 THIS IS... IT'S SICK! 152 00:07:05,375 --> 00:07:06,786 WHO ELSE IS IN ON IT? 153 00:07:06,810 --> 00:07:08,554 AMY AND GIANNI IN ON THE WHOLE THING, TOO? 154 00:07:08,578 --> 00:07:10,990 ALL I NEEDED WAS DEBRA. 155 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:12,792 IT WAS YOUR IDEA?! 156 00:07:12,816 --> 00:07:14,860 YES, IT WAS, AND IT'S A GOOD ONE. 157 00:07:14,884 --> 00:07:17,997 ROBERT NEEDED THIS TO HAPPEN TO HIM SO HE COULD REALIZE 158 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,833 WHAT AMY MEANT TO HIM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. 159 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,435 BUT YOU CAN'T DO THIS. 160 00:07:22,459 --> 00:07:24,938 YOU'RE TRYING TO CREATE... FATE! 161 00:07:24,962 --> 00:07:26,472 YOU CAN'T CREATE FATE. 162 00:07:26,496 --> 00:07:27,907 THEN IT'S NOT FATE. 163 00:07:27,931 --> 00:07:30,164 THEN IT'S LIKE VOODOO. 164 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:37,099 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 165 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:40,870 THE TWO OF YOU ARE FINALLY WORKING TOGETHER. 166 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:43,072 HUH? 167 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,323 I'M TELLING ROBERT. 168 00:07:44,347 --> 00:07:46,325 WAIT A MINUTE. LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 169 00:07:46,349 --> 00:07:48,961 YOU WANT ROBERT TO BE ALONE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE? 170 00:07:48,985 --> 00:07:50,880 - NO, BUT STILL... - DON'T YOU THINK 171 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,949 ROBERT DESERVES TO BE HAPPY AND TO HAVE A FAMILY? 172 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,117 YES, BUT... 173 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,152 IT'S JUST SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. 174 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:58,454 YOU'RE EVIL. I'M TELLING ROBERT. 175 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,912 YOU HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, RAYMOND. 176 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:09,370 YEARS AGO I GAVE BIRTH TO TWO BEAUTIFUL BOYS... 177 00:08:10,773 --> 00:08:13,853 AND I WANTED NOTHING MORE THAN TO SEE THEM GROW UP, 178 00:08:13,877 --> 00:08:16,856 GET MARRIED, AND GIVE ME GRANDCHILDREN. 179 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:19,792 NOW, IF YOU WANT TO TAKE THAT DREAM AWAY FROM ME, 180 00:08:19,816 --> 00:08:22,783 BY ALL MEANS, YOU GO AND TELL THAT TO ROBERT. 181 00:08:25,021 --> 00:08:27,433 AND I'LL JUST BE BACK ACROSS THE STREET 182 00:08:27,457 --> 00:08:29,401 LIVING OUT THE REST OF MY LIFE 183 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:33,005 AS BEST I CAN... 184 00:08:33,029 --> 00:08:35,930 WITH A HOLE IN MY HEART. 185 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:05,210 SO YOU'VE MADE ME AN ACCOMPLICE. 186 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:09,993 YOUR SOUL IS AS BLACK AS NIGHT. 187 00:09:11,934 --> 00:09:13,512 - HEY, GUYS. - HEY, GIANNI. 188 00:09:13,536 --> 00:09:15,664 HEY, LISTEN. WE'RE GOING GOLFING TOMORROW. 189 00:09:15,688 --> 00:09:17,467 I'M TAKING YOU TO MAKE UP FOR LAST NIGHT. 190 00:09:17,491 --> 00:09:19,685 WE'D BETTER GOLF. THAT PLAY WAS BRUTAL. 191 00:09:19,709 --> 00:09:22,121 I JUST STOPPED BY REAL QUICK TO ASK IF YOU GUYS WANT 192 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:24,240 TO HAVE DINNER AGAIN TONIGHT WITH ME AND AMY. 193 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:26,576 WHAT? 194 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,311 WE REALLY HIT IT OFF. SHE'S GREAT. 195 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:31,202 WE'RE GOING OUT AGAIN TONIGHT. YOU GUYS WANT TO COME? 196 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:38,020 YEAH, YEAH. 197 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:40,778 YEAH, THAT WOULD BE NICE. YEAH. 198 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:45,349 AHH... LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID. 199 00:09:49,773 --> 00:09:52,185 - HELLO, RAYMOND. - HEY. 200 00:09:52,209 --> 00:09:54,787 - WHERE'S DEBRA, DEAR? - UPSTAIRS. 201 00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:57,489 WHAT, ARE YOU WORKING ON PLAN "B"? 202 00:09:57,513 --> 00:09:59,848 DON'T BE SILLY. 203 00:10:09,259 --> 00:10:11,637 SO WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE? 204 00:10:11,661 --> 00:10:13,973 ROBERT FOUND OUT AMY WENT TO A PLAY WITH GIANNI, 205 00:10:13,997 --> 00:10:16,142 AND HE PULLED OFF THE DOORKNOB. 206 00:10:19,402 --> 00:10:21,002 POOR BASTARD. 207 00:10:22,239 --> 00:10:24,750 HE GETS THAT FROM ME. 208 00:10:24,774 --> 00:10:26,519 - WHAT? - THE JEALOUSY. 209 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:30,255 YOU KNOW, THIS KNOB IS NOTHING. 210 00:10:30,279 --> 00:10:32,524 I WAS ONCE SO JEALOUS OVER YOUR MOTHER 211 00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:36,095 THAT I PUT MY FIST THROUGH A DeSOTO. 212 00:10:36,119 --> 00:10:38,297 YOU PUNCHED A CAR? 213 00:10:38,321 --> 00:10:41,217 YEAH. YOUR MOTHER AND I WERE STILL DATING 214 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:43,252 WHEN SHE STARTED TO TURN THE SCREWS ON ME 215 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:44,554 TO GET ENGAGED. 216 00:10:44,578 --> 00:10:47,506 BUT THERE WAS STILL PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA, 217 00:10:47,530 --> 00:10:50,364 AND I WASN'T READY TO HANG UP MY TACKLE BOX. 218 00:10:53,669 --> 00:10:56,315 THEN I HEAR THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE 219 00:10:56,339 --> 00:10:59,674 SHE'S GONNA MAKE DINNER FOR CHUCK PECORELLA. 220 00:11:02,278 --> 00:11:03,456 LONG STORY SHORT, 221 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:05,123 I SPENT THE NIGHT IN THE HOSPITAL 222 00:11:05,147 --> 00:11:08,060 TRYING TO PULL HIS HEADLIGHT OUT OF MY KNUCKLE. 223 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:10,163 YOU GOT THAT WAY OVER MOM? 224 00:11:10,187 --> 00:11:12,565 YEAH. I DON'T KNOW. 225 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:17,102 WHEN YOUR MOTHER COOKS, IT'S SOMETHING... 226 00:11:17,126 --> 00:11:20,206 WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? 227 00:11:20,230 --> 00:11:21,663 SPECIAL. 228 00:11:23,533 --> 00:11:26,879 I DIDN'T WANT HER DOING THAT FOR SOME OTHER GUY. 229 00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:28,881 THEY STITCHED UP MY HAND. 230 00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:31,517 I WENT STRAIGHT TO HER HOUSE... 231 00:11:31,541 --> 00:11:35,621 AND FROM THEN ON, SHE COOKS ONLY FOR ME. 232 00:11:35,645 --> 00:11:38,557 WOW. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT'S HOW IT ALL STARTED. 233 00:11:38,581 --> 00:11:40,325 THAT'S A NICE STORY, DAD. 234 00:11:40,349 --> 00:11:42,512 YEAH, I DON'T LIKE TO TELL IT 235 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,736 'CAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE A HAPPY ENDING. 236 00:11:52,195 --> 00:11:53,444 I GOT IT. 237 00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:58,277 - HEY, YOU TWO. - HI. 238 00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:00,345 HEY, GIANNI. 239 00:12:00,369 --> 00:12:02,581 RAY'S IN THE KITCHEN WITH HIS FATHER. 240 00:12:02,605 --> 00:12:04,906 LET ME GO SAY HELLO TO MR. B. 241 00:12:06,209 --> 00:12:08,855 ISN'T THAT CUTE HOW GIANNI CALLS FRANK "MR. B"? 242 00:12:08,879 --> 00:12:10,390 YEAH. 243 00:12:10,414 --> 00:12:13,459 SO, ANYWAY... 244 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,577 AMY, I DON'T KNOW WHY I WAS WONDERING THIS, 245 00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:18,013 BUT HAVE YOU HEARD FROM ROBERT LATELY? 246 00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:20,983 ROBERT? NO, NOT IN A WHILE. BUT IT'S OKAY. 247 00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:24,270 I NEVER KNEW THAT GIANNI AND RAY DELIVERED FUTONS TOGETHER. 248 00:12:24,294 --> 00:12:25,771 OH, YEAH. 249 00:12:25,795 --> 00:12:28,107 THAT'S BACK WHEN THEY WERE SWINGING BACHELORS. 250 00:12:28,131 --> 00:12:29,641 NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED FOR GIANNI. 251 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,199 HE'S STILL SWINGING. 252 00:12:33,603 --> 00:12:34,847 I GOTTA TELL YA, 253 00:12:34,871 --> 00:12:36,982 I CAN SEE WHY HE'S POPULAR WITH THE GIRLS. 254 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,607 - HE'S SO CUTE. - YEAH. 255 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,839 HELLO, AMY. 256 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:45,463 OH, MARIE. 257 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:50,046 YOU LOOK GREAT! 258 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,248 THANK YOU. 259 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,250 YOU'RE NOT WEARING HEELS? 260 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,707 DO YOU MISS THAT? 261 00:12:58,711 --> 00:12:59,888 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 262 00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:02,180 WELL, I MEAN, GIANNI IS SO... 263 00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:06,829 HEY, MRS. B. 264 00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:09,320 HELLO, LITTLE GIANNI. 265 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,436 Ray: ALL RIGHT. 266 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:17,172 LET'S GO. ALL ABOARD THE LOVE TRAIN. 267 00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:18,741 NO, WAIT, RAYMOND. 268 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:21,711 I BARELY HAD A CHANCE TO VISIT WITH AMY. 269 00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:23,645 ACTUALLY, WE HAVE AN 8:00 RESERVATION, 270 00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:25,414 - SO WE SHOULD GET GOING. - Ray: LET'S GO. 271 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,316 CAN'T YOU WAIT JUST TWO MINUTES MORE? 272 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,318 NO, MA, WE GOT A HOT DOUBLE DATE. 273 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,620 WHAT'S THE RUSH, RAY? YOUR MOM AND AMY WERE CHATTING. 274 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,011 AND I'M SURE IT WAS FASCINATING. LET'S GO. 275 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,658 HELLO, ROBERT. 276 00:13:52,682 --> 00:13:54,293 AMY. 277 00:13:54,317 --> 00:13:56,067 HEY, MAN. 278 00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:03,157 GIANNI. 279 00:14:07,163 --> 00:14:09,008 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 280 00:14:09,032 --> 00:14:10,676 MA CALLED, TOLD ME TO COME OVER, 281 00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:11,866 SAID SHE SMELLED GAS. 282 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:23,372 NO ONE ELSE SMELLS IT? 283 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,474 LISTEN, ROBERT, THIS IS A LITTLE WEIRD FOR ME. 284 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,142 NO, NO REASON FOR YOU TO FEEL WEIRD. 285 00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,144 YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WATCHING YOUR GIRLFRIEND 286 00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:30,946 GO OUT WITH ONE OF HIS BUDDIES. 287 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:33,699 WAIT A MINUTE, ROBERT. I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 288 00:14:33,723 --> 00:14:35,484 I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WERE LIKE THIS, AMY. 289 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,036 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 290 00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:39,944 SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE STILL CARES FOR YOU. 291 00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,225 IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, 292 00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:45,627 I GOT A LOT OF SINGLE BUDDIES AT THE PRECINCT I'M CLOSE TO. 293 00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:49,231 - YOU WANT THEIR PHONE NUMBERS, TOO? - ROBERT, I DIDN'T KNOW... 294 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:50,466 NO, GIANNI. IT'S OKAY. 295 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,034 YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING. 296 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,335 DEB, WE'LL MEET YOU AT THE CAR. 297 00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:55,371 - MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST... - NO NO! IT'S OKAY. 298 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,628 I'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE. GO AHEAD, GIANNI, PLEASE. 299 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,374 DID YOU WANT TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE? 300 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:19,516 NOTHING? 301 00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:27,575 I DIDN'T THINK SO. 302 00:15:56,439 --> 00:15:57,772 WHAT DID I DO? 303 00:15:59,609 --> 00:16:01,920 DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF, ROBERT, OKAY? 304 00:16:01,944 --> 00:16:03,322 THE TRUTH IS, THESE TWO... 305 00:16:03,346 --> 00:16:04,412 OOH! 306 00:16:12,422 --> 00:16:16,868 BELIEVE ME, ROBERT, I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU'RE FEELING. 307 00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:18,654 I WAS JUST SUCH A JERK TO AMY. 308 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,239 NO, YOU WEREN'T. 309 00:16:20,263 --> 00:16:22,697 I THINK SHE KNOWS YOU WERE JOKING. 310 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,547 WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? WHY DID I DO THAT? 311 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,232 YOU LOVE HER? 312 00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:31,700 Ray: HEY, WHOA WHOA WHOA. 313 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,702 HOLD ON, YOU MANIAC! 314 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:37,539 NO GUY WANTS TO SEE HIS EX GO OUT WITH A FRIEND. 315 00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:40,742 JUST 'CAUSE HE FREAKED OUT DOESN'T MEAN HE LOVES HER! 316 00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:43,112 OKAY? DON'T YOU TWO THINK YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH? 317 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:45,336 ROBERT, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT THEY DID... 318 00:17:05,074 --> 00:17:07,352 ROBBIE... 319 00:17:07,376 --> 00:17:12,257 I THINK THIS IS PROOF THAT YOU AND AMY BELONG TOGETHER. 320 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:15,527 I KNOW YOU WEREN'T TRYING TO HURT HER FEELINGS. 321 00:17:15,551 --> 00:17:18,018 YOU JUST COULDN'T CONTAIN YOUR PASSION. 322 00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:24,719 YOU MAY HAVE SAID THE WRONG THING, 323 00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:27,222 BUT THERE'S A WAY TO FIX THIS. 324 00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:30,459 IT'S NOT TOO LATE FOR YOU TO GO AFTER AMY 325 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,929 AND TELL HER WHAT IS TRULY IN YOUR HEART. 326 00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:36,053 Ray: WAIT A MINUTE! 327 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:46,491 THEY SET THIS WHOLE THING UP, ROBERT, TO GET YOU JEALOUS. 328 00:17:46,515 --> 00:17:49,028 THEY PUT AMY AND GIANNI TOGETHER. 329 00:17:49,052 --> 00:17:50,729 IT WAS A BIG SCHEME. 330 00:17:50,753 --> 00:17:53,265 DON'T YOU GO BACK OUT WITH AMY BECAUSE OF WHAT JUST HAPPENED. 331 00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:54,833 YOU THINK ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL 332 00:17:54,857 --> 00:17:56,769 AND NOT HOW THEY SAY YOU FEEL. 333 00:17:56,793 --> 00:17:59,287 THEY'RE THROWING THE VOODOO AT YOU! 334 00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:02,525 AND LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED. PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO GET HURT. 335 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,059 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, LADIES, 336 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,529 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STOP ME FROM DOING WHAT'S RIGHT, 337 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,653 BECAUSE YOU CANNOT MANUFACTURE LOVE! 338 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:24,697 MA... 339 00:18:24,721 --> 00:18:25,987 MA, IS THIS TRUE? 340 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:31,091 - IT WAS DEBRA'S IDEA. - IT WAS NOT! 341 00:18:32,261 --> 00:18:34,456 OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 342 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,124 YOU SET ME UP? 343 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,860 WE WERE JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU, ROBBIE. 344 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,095 HELP ME? 345 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,564 ALL RIGHT. WHAT DID I MISS? 346 00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:44,533 I THINK I BLACKED OUT FOR A MINUTE. 347 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,235 YES, JUST HELP YOU, ROBERT. 348 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,836 WE THOUGHT THIS WAS WHAT YOU NEEDED. 349 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,805 YEAH, BECAUSE THEY KNOW WHAT EVERY GUY NEEDS. 350 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,324 - SHUT UP, RAY! - OH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO ME? 351 00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:54,815 I'M NUMB FROM HERE DOWN! 352 00:18:56,452 --> 00:19:00,499 HOW CAN THIS HELP OUT ANY RELATIONSHIP? 353 00:19:00,523 --> 00:19:02,834 THIS IS SICK! IT'S SICK! 354 00:19:02,858 --> 00:19:04,069 SORRY, ROBERT. 355 00:19:04,093 --> 00:19:05,604 WE DIDN'T MEAN IT TO GO THIS FAR. 356 00:19:05,628 --> 00:19:07,840 OH, REALLY? HOW WAS IT SUPPOSED TO GO, HUH? 357 00:19:07,864 --> 00:19:09,997 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU... 358 00:19:13,435 --> 00:19:17,048 BACK WHEN YOUR FATHER AND I WERE SEEING EACH OTHER, 359 00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:19,084 HE FOUND OUT THAT I HAD A DATE 360 00:19:19,108 --> 00:19:21,954 WITH A MAN CALLED CHUCK PECORELLA. 361 00:19:21,978 --> 00:19:24,890 AND FRANK CAME RUNNING BACK TO ME. 362 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:27,158 IT WAS SO SWEET. 363 00:19:27,182 --> 00:19:30,696 IT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE EVER EXPRESSED HIS TRUE EMOTIONS. 364 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,397 YEAH, MA, THOSE WERE HIS TRUE EMOTIONS 365 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,366 'CAUSE IT WASN'T A SCHEME. IT JUST HAPPENED. 366 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,406 DON'T BE NAIVE, RAYMOND. 367 00:19:38,561 --> 00:19:40,105 WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 368 00:19:40,129 --> 00:19:42,796 CHUCK PECORELLA WAS GAY. 369 00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:51,851 - WHAT? - YOUR FATHER DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT. 370 00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:54,820 ALL HE NEEDED TO KNOW WAS WHAT HE WAS FEELING. 371 00:19:54,844 --> 00:19:56,671 ALL RIGHT. THE KNOB'S FIXED. 372 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,429 BUT GO EASY ON IT, 'CAUSE IT AIN'T GIANT-PROOF. 373 00:20:02,485 --> 00:20:04,663 I THINK I'M GOING TO GO HOME 374 00:20:04,687 --> 00:20:08,033 AND WORK MY WAY THROUGH A CARTON OF HO-HOs. 375 00:20:08,057 --> 00:20:09,168 YOU KNOW WHAT, DEAR? 376 00:20:09,192 --> 00:20:12,237 TOMORROW MAYBE YOU AND I CAN PICK UP AMY 377 00:20:12,261 --> 00:20:14,539 AND DROP BY ROBERT'S APARTMENT, 378 00:20:14,563 --> 00:20:16,808 AND THEN THE FOUR OF US CAN WORK THIS WHOLE THING OUT. 379 00:20:16,832 --> 00:20:19,612 YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME... 380 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:21,636 WOMEN! 381 00:20:24,507 --> 00:20:26,919 I'M STARTING TO THINK MAYBE CHUCK PECORELLA 382 00:20:26,943 --> 00:20:28,876 HAS THE RIGHT IDEA. 383 00:20:33,082 --> 00:20:35,227 WHAT? CHUCK PECORELLA? 384 00:20:35,251 --> 00:20:37,129 NEVER MIND, FRANK. 385 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:40,313 THAT GUY OWES ME. I'M SERVING HIS LIFE SENTENCE! 386 00:20:45,695 --> 00:20:47,627 EXCELLENT WORK. 387 00:20:50,132 --> 00:20:52,850 COME ON. THEY'RE OUT THERE. WE GOTTA GO. 388 00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:56,832 ARE YOU COMING? 389 00:20:56,856 --> 00:21:00,875 YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME, CAN YA? 390 00:21:10,886 --> 00:21:14,432 BOY, AMY AND GIANNI REALLY GOT SOMETHING GOING, DON'T THEY? 391 00:21:14,456 --> 00:21:16,434 ALL RIGHT, RAY. I SAW. 392 00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:19,037 I'M JUST SAYING THEY WERE REALLY 393 00:21:19,061 --> 00:21:21,539 - DIGGING EACH OTHER. - OKAY, RAY. 394 00:21:21,563 --> 00:21:24,131 YOU WERE RIGHT. 395 00:21:32,108 --> 00:21:33,573 I WAS RIGHT. 396 00:21:35,845 --> 00:21:38,356 SHOULD'VE LEARNED MY LESSON THE FIRST TIME. 397 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,058 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, FIRST TIME? 398 00:21:40,082 --> 00:21:41,593 OH, IT WAS NOTHING. 399 00:21:41,617 --> 00:21:43,561 I HAD THIS BOYFRIEND IN COLLEGE, 400 00:21:43,585 --> 00:21:45,330 AND HE WAS REALLY SOMETHING. 401 00:21:45,354 --> 00:21:48,600 WHEN HE BROKE UP WITH ME, I HAD THIS WHOLE PLAN TO GET HIM BACK. 402 00:21:48,624 --> 00:21:49,601 WHAT DID YOU DO? 403 00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:51,859 I MARRIED YOU. 28666

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