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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,145 --> 00:00:02,916 What are you looking forward to the most? 2 00:00:02,916 --> 00:00:05,622 It's the Looking for Love tour. I need to find the one. 3 00:00:05,622 --> 00:00:07,157 GATA: He's worried about finding the one. 4 00:00:07,157 --> 00:00:08,226 There's way too many hoes out here 5 00:00:08,226 --> 00:00:09,630 to be worried about one. 6 00:00:09,630 --> 00:00:11,032 Me and you have entirely different philosophies 7 00:00:11,032 --> 00:00:13,069 on dating; I love love, personally. 8 00:00:13,069 --> 00:00:14,506 GATA: This dude is crazy. 9 00:00:14,506 --> 00:00:16,309 He got his face on a whole tour bus out here, 10 00:00:16,309 --> 00:00:18,313 and he's worried about love? 11 00:00:18,313 --> 00:00:20,217 You can't let this opportunity pass you by. 12 00:00:20,217 --> 00:00:22,254 DAVE: I've been waiting my whole life for this opportunity. 13 00:00:22,254 --> 00:00:23,491 I'm just saying, I'm gonna use the social leverage 14 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:24,826 that comes with being a rapper 15 00:00:24,826 --> 00:00:26,630 to find the one more easily. 16 00:00:26,630 --> 00:00:27,966 She'll see me clearer. 17 00:00:27,966 --> 00:00:29,168 GATA: Well, I hope you see me, ladies, 18 00:00:29,168 --> 00:00:30,638 'cause I'm in every city and I need 19 00:00:30,638 --> 00:00:32,509 two bitches on me on both arms, like a Rollie. 20 00:00:32,509 --> 00:00:34,713 Really? It has to be two women on both arms like a Rollie? 21 00:00:34,713 --> 00:00:37,719 Like, let's... Women are not objects. 22 00:00:37,719 --> 00:00:38,888 GATA: (scoffs) Fuck it. 23 00:00:38,888 --> 00:00:40,858 (laughs) 24 00:00:40,858 --> 00:00:43,196 ♪ ♪ 25 00:01:00,899 --> 00:01:03,103 (whirring) 26 00:01:28,788 --> 00:01:30,692 ♪ ♪ 27 00:01:50,230 --> 00:01:52,502 ♪ ♪ 28 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:22,194 Oh, my God. 29 00:02:22,194 --> 00:02:24,432 - Is this it? - This is her. 30 00:02:24,432 --> 00:02:25,868 She is here, she is unbelievable. 31 00:02:25,868 --> 00:02:29,475 Wow, you're pretty liberal with the pronouns. 32 00:02:29,475 --> 00:02:32,081 - Hmm. - This is... 33 00:02:32,081 --> 00:02:34,452 - unbelievable. - Yeah. 34 00:02:34,452 --> 00:02:36,489 You really got to appreciate the craftsmanship, though. 35 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:39,730 - Look at these... - Yeah, pure milk of magnesia in there. 36 00:02:39,730 --> 00:02:40,798 Design it that way. 37 00:02:40,798 --> 00:02:43,069 Wait, how much did she cost, again? 38 00:02:43,069 --> 00:02:45,040 Uh, like, $7,000. 39 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:48,814 - You paid... - There was a version that cost 15 grand, by the way. 40 00:02:48,814 --> 00:02:50,752 - Okay, so the class war is real. This is... - Yeah. 41 00:02:50,752 --> 00:02:53,156 That one could stand and it could, like, totally speak. 42 00:02:53,156 --> 00:02:54,659 It could be like, "Hi, Dave, how you doing?" 43 00:02:54,659 --> 00:02:56,329 But this one's more than suitable. 44 00:02:56,329 --> 00:02:59,503 Came with a nice, cute wig. She is a brunette. 45 00:02:59,503 --> 00:03:01,507 - This is-- Is this a tampon? - (groans) 46 00:03:01,507 --> 00:03:04,378 I hope not. That would be such a burden for me to maintain. 47 00:03:04,378 --> 00:03:05,581 I don't know what this is. 48 00:03:05,581 --> 00:03:07,251 It's cool-looking. I'll look it up. 49 00:03:07,251 --> 00:03:10,525 - Hmm... - This is-- Looks like a vibrator or something. 50 00:03:10,525 --> 00:03:12,896 (sound fading): This is crazy. So small... 51 00:03:18,039 --> 00:03:19,976 What am I looking up again? 52 00:03:19,976 --> 00:03:22,214 - The tampons. - Oh. Yeah. 53 00:03:22,214 --> 00:03:25,988 Oh. That's to warm her orifices. 54 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:27,859 It's kind of cold-blooded. 55 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:30,063 I mean, that's good, my old way was so unwieldy. 56 00:03:30,063 --> 00:03:31,734 - What was your... - If that's the right-- You don't want to know. 57 00:03:31,734 --> 00:03:33,971 It involved a stick and a space heater. 58 00:03:33,971 --> 00:03:36,476 And don't worry, this is not gonna replace you in any way. 59 00:03:36,476 --> 00:03:39,381 This is simply a tool to elevate masturbation. 60 00:03:39,381 --> 00:03:41,486 - I wasn't. Should I be... - You shouldn't be. 61 00:03:41,486 --> 00:03:44,258 Okay. I'm not weirded out by this, weirdly. 62 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:45,995 - You really get me. - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 63 00:03:45,995 --> 00:03:49,503 But maybe don't fuck her while I'm in the house, you know? 64 00:03:49,503 --> 00:03:51,507 I just don't know if I can unsee that. 65 00:03:51,507 --> 00:03:53,209 - I can do that. - You can? 66 00:03:53,209 --> 00:03:54,378 I can not do that. 67 00:03:54,378 --> 00:03:55,748 - Thanks. - Yeah, sure. 68 00:03:55,748 --> 00:03:57,284 What? 69 00:03:57,284 --> 00:03:59,589 Yeah, I know, Robyn's leaving town soon 70 00:03:59,589 --> 00:04:02,896 and you're excited about it, but I'm not. 71 00:04:02,896 --> 00:04:04,398 I'm actually really dreading it, 72 00:04:04,398 --> 00:04:07,539 and it makes me sad when I think about it. 73 00:04:10,243 --> 00:04:11,747 Okay. 74 00:04:11,747 --> 00:04:13,483 I'm gonna go read. 75 00:04:13,483 --> 00:04:15,120 - Yeah. Okay. - Here. I will be in the home. 76 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,924 Understood. Yes. Don't fuck it now. 77 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,259 - Yes. - Sure. 78 00:04:18,259 --> 00:04:21,733 Must be pretty cool to see your weird dreams 79 00:04:21,733 --> 00:04:24,438 - become a reality. - It really is. 80 00:04:24,438 --> 00:04:26,342 It really is. 81 00:04:26,342 --> 00:04:28,413 ♪ ♪ 82 00:04:28,413 --> 00:04:31,520 ♪ You don't even care about me ♪ 83 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:34,493 ♪ Tell me why I care about you ♪ 84 00:04:34,493 --> 00:04:36,129 ♪ This ain't the movies ♪ 85 00:04:36,129 --> 00:04:38,834 ♪ But I think that you're the one ♪ 86 00:04:38,834 --> 00:04:42,207 ♪ Rachel, let me be your Mr. McAdams ♪ 87 00:04:42,207 --> 00:04:45,915 ♪ Rachel, they gonna call me Mr. McAdams ♪ 88 00:04:45,915 --> 00:04:47,852 ♪ I'll take your name, girl, facts ♪ 89 00:04:47,852 --> 00:04:49,923 ♪ It's insanely far-fetched, I ain't playing ♪ 90 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:51,927 ♪ Why you think I've been rapping ♪ 91 00:04:51,927 --> 00:04:54,131 ♪ To be Mr. McAdams, say yes ♪ 92 00:04:54,131 --> 00:04:56,035 ♪ Don't lie to me, don't lie to me ♪ 93 00:04:56,035 --> 00:04:58,541 ♪ Don't lie, you think I'm fucking sick ♪ 94 00:04:58,541 --> 00:05:01,980 ♪ You think I lost my shit, you think I'm weird A. F. ♪ 95 00:05:01,980 --> 00:05:05,955 ♪ But that endearing freckle up on your chin is too much ♪ 96 00:05:05,955 --> 00:05:07,859 ♪ I got a freckle on my face, too ♪ 97 00:05:07,859 --> 00:05:10,798 ♪ I know you've dated Taylor Kitsch ♪ 98 00:05:10,798 --> 00:05:13,737 ♪ And I know you've seen Ryan Gosling's dick ♪ 99 00:05:13,737 --> 00:05:17,344 ♪ Ooh, aww, girl, I don't know it all, girl ♪ 100 00:05:17,344 --> 00:05:21,018 ♪ I just want to take you to a ball, have a ball, girl ♪ 101 00:05:21,018 --> 00:05:24,091 ♪ Valet will call me Mr. McAdams. ♪ 102 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:25,595 DAVE: Okay. 103 00:05:26,329 --> 00:05:28,066 (whistles) 104 00:05:28,066 --> 00:05:29,603 - That's a big song. - Yeah. 105 00:05:29,603 --> 00:05:31,540 Look at LD out here cheating on his girlfriend 106 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:33,042 - with a movie star. - Damn. 107 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:34,913 I mean, she's not my girlfriend, technically, 108 00:05:34,913 --> 00:05:36,817 like, the terms have not been defined yet. 109 00:05:36,817 --> 00:05:39,388 But, like, I'm just making a funny comedy song 110 00:05:39,388 --> 00:05:41,025 about the concept of a dream woman 111 00:05:41,025 --> 00:05:42,562 - that everyone's gonna relate to. - Mm. 112 00:05:42,562 --> 00:05:44,666 But I would never cheat on a girl. Sorry. 113 00:05:44,666 --> 00:05:46,503 I'm not a dirtbag like you, Gata. 114 00:05:46,503 --> 00:05:47,772 I'm a good guy. 115 00:05:47,772 --> 00:05:49,041 Man, I was cheating out the gate. 116 00:05:49,041 --> 00:05:50,043 I had girls doing my homework. 117 00:05:50,043 --> 00:05:52,281 That's so cool to say. 118 00:05:52,281 --> 00:05:54,251 - (chuckles) - I'm gonna go do 119 00:05:54,251 --> 00:05:55,353 a verse pass, okay? 120 00:05:55,353 --> 00:05:56,790 Start me up, Johnny. 121 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:59,261 It's "Beam me up, Scotty," you fucking idiot. 122 00:05:59,261 --> 00:06:01,032 Hey, bro, I know you working on his shit, 123 00:06:01,032 --> 00:06:02,635 but you need to turn that shit down. 124 00:06:02,635 --> 00:06:04,438 - Look at this. - (music playing over phone) 125 00:06:04,438 --> 00:06:07,579 ANNOUNCER (over video): What happens when 15 horny singles 126 00:06:07,579 --> 00:06:10,083 with moderate to severe mental health issues 127 00:06:10,083 --> 00:06:11,620 gather in one house 128 00:06:11,620 --> 00:06:13,256 - in a tropical paradise... - Tropical paradise. 129 00:06:13,256 --> 00:06:15,928 ...and are told they can't have sex or freak out? 130 00:06:15,928 --> 00:06:20,036 One way or another, someone's gonna get nuts. 131 00:06:20,036 --> 00:06:22,040 Yo, what's up? What's really real? 132 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:23,376 It's your boy Gata. 133 00:06:23,376 --> 00:06:25,080 I'm bipolar, I'm a sex addict. 134 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,184 I ain't never went a week without smashing a bitch. 135 00:06:27,184 --> 00:06:28,721 You know I keep the hoes in rotation. 136 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:30,123 I'm gonna win me a million dollars 137 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:31,727 on the Nut Haus. 138 00:06:31,727 --> 00:06:33,697 ANNOUNCER: Nut Haus. This September. 139 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:36,035 GATA: Nut Haus. 140 00:06:36,035 --> 00:06:37,772 If I fuck and nut, bro, or if I go nuts 141 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:40,076 and have an episode and go manic and ramp up too much, 142 00:06:40,076 --> 00:06:42,080 I lose. But this show? (blows raspberry) 143 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,653 - Gonna be fire. - That is the dumbest fucking thing 144 00:06:44,653 --> 00:06:46,823 I've ever heard in my damn life, Gata. 145 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:49,796 (laughs): What the fuck are you talking about right now? 146 00:06:49,796 --> 00:06:51,332 Bro, you just a hater, man. I'm tired 147 00:06:51,332 --> 00:06:53,036 - of your hatin'-ass vibes, dawg. - (laughs): I'm not... 148 00:06:53,036 --> 00:06:54,839 I'm not hating, bro, I'm just being honest, dawg. 149 00:06:54,839 --> 00:06:56,777 That shit is fucking trash. 150 00:06:56,777 --> 00:06:59,048 - They're exploiting you. - Bro, just because you scared 151 00:06:59,048 --> 00:07:01,485 to make a move and go after shit that you want in life, 152 00:07:01,485 --> 00:07:02,655 that's your problem, but me? 153 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:04,024 I'm a rock star, dawg. 154 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,628 I'm-a have moments where I look bad, 155 00:07:05,628 --> 00:07:06,863 I'm-a have moments where I look like the man, 156 00:07:06,863 --> 00:07:09,368 But you, you ain't never gonna have shit. 157 00:07:09,368 --> 00:07:11,873 ♪ It's insanely far-fetched, I ain't playing ♪ 158 00:07:11,873 --> 00:07:13,877 ♪ Why you think I've been rapping ♪ 159 00:07:13,877 --> 00:07:15,615 ♪ To be Mr. McAdams, say yes. ♪ 160 00:07:20,891 --> 00:07:22,729 ♪ ♪ 161 00:07:22,729 --> 00:07:25,801 - Hey. - Hey. 162 00:07:25,801 --> 00:07:27,371 (sighs) 163 00:07:27,371 --> 00:07:28,741 - I'm nervous. - You okay? 164 00:07:28,741 --> 00:07:30,076 - (laughs) No. - What's going on with you? 165 00:07:30,076 --> 00:07:31,445 Okay. 166 00:07:31,445 --> 00:07:34,218 - Oh, wow. - Yeah. Repositioning. 167 00:07:34,218 --> 00:07:35,554 Am I supposed to reposition? 168 00:07:35,554 --> 00:07:37,190 - Is, like... What's going on? - No. 169 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:39,496 I'm-I'm, um... 170 00:07:39,496 --> 00:07:41,165 I'm moving to L. A. 171 00:07:43,102 --> 00:07:45,775 - You are? - Yeah. 172 00:07:45,775 --> 00:07:47,177 Wow. 173 00:07:47,177 --> 00:07:48,981 - Yeah. - That's awesome. 174 00:07:48,981 --> 00:07:50,685 We talked about me getting out of Wisconsin 175 00:07:50,685 --> 00:07:53,356 and just, like, finally having that push and, like, 176 00:07:53,356 --> 00:07:55,093 I'm actually getting jobs here, 177 00:07:55,093 --> 00:07:57,097 which is really exciting, and it's... 178 00:07:57,097 --> 00:07:59,101 - It's excit-- That's why I'm here. - Yeah. 179 00:07:59,101 --> 00:08:02,709 That's-- It feels-- It makes it all feel real now. 180 00:08:02,709 --> 00:08:05,548 - You know? - Yeah. Yeah. It... 181 00:08:05,548 --> 00:08:07,050 The-- us is real. It is real. 182 00:08:07,050 --> 00:08:08,453 - Yeah. - It's always been real. 183 00:08:08,453 --> 00:08:10,156 You know, we've been dating and... 184 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,860 Yeah. W-We go on dates. 185 00:08:11,860 --> 00:08:13,396 - Yeah. - We're dating. 186 00:08:13,396 --> 00:08:15,066 Yeah. 187 00:08:15,066 --> 00:08:16,870 You look terrified. 188 00:08:16,870 --> 00:08:18,239 - Do I? - You look really freaked out. 189 00:08:18,239 --> 00:08:19,843 You know what it is? I'm not freaked out. 190 00:08:19,843 --> 00:08:21,479 It's just, like, for me, whenever I get, like, 191 00:08:21,479 --> 00:08:23,851 new, big information, it just takes me a little while 192 00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:25,353 to, like, wrap my head around things. 193 00:08:25,353 --> 00:08:28,359 I'm a slow cooker, you know? You got to let me roast. 194 00:08:28,359 --> 00:08:30,564 That's all that's happening. It's like, big information, 195 00:08:30,564 --> 00:08:32,802 brain processing, neurons flying. 196 00:08:32,802 --> 00:08:34,506 But, like, the neurons are, like, fireworks, 197 00:08:34,506 --> 00:08:35,841 - and that's good. - Okay. 198 00:08:35,841 --> 00:08:37,645 - Neurons? (laughs) - Yeah, the... Yeah. 199 00:08:37,645 --> 00:08:39,682 I th-- I'm-- I am so excited. 200 00:08:39,682 --> 00:08:41,553 Like, I was dreading you leaving. 201 00:08:41,553 --> 00:08:43,089 - Okay. I'm excited. - Let's kiss. 202 00:08:43,089 --> 00:08:44,993 Should we kiss and seal the deal? 203 00:08:44,993 --> 00:08:48,366 - I want to fuck. - All right. 204 00:08:48,366 --> 00:08:50,571 - Later, though. - Mmm. 205 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:51,973 - Congrats to us. - Mm. 206 00:08:51,973 --> 00:08:53,476 - To-- B-But you, especially. - Yeah. 207 00:08:53,476 --> 00:08:55,648 - Mm. - Mm. 208 00:08:55,648 --> 00:08:57,985 ♪ ♪ 209 00:09:04,599 --> 00:09:06,001 (door closes) 210 00:09:18,159 --> 00:09:19,696 (keyboard clicking) 211 00:09:47,017 --> 00:09:49,756 - (indistinct chatter) - (gentle piano music playing) 212 00:10:04,586 --> 00:10:06,155 Hmm. 213 00:10:18,847 --> 00:10:20,985 (over earbuds): ♪ Mr. McAdams, say yes. ♪ 214 00:10:20,985 --> 00:10:22,187 Wow. 215 00:10:22,187 --> 00:10:24,191 Okay... 216 00:10:26,663 --> 00:10:29,502 - I fucking love it. - Uh... You do? 217 00:10:29,502 --> 00:10:30,771 - Yes. - Okay, 'cause obviously, 218 00:10:30,771 --> 00:10:32,174 I'm being, like, intentionally silly 219 00:10:32,174 --> 00:10:33,944 - at parts, but... - Right, right, of course, but... 220 00:10:33,944 --> 00:10:36,282 Dave. 221 00:10:36,282 --> 00:10:38,186 I-I love it. 222 00:10:38,186 --> 00:10:40,323 - Your hands are as smooth as eggs. - Oh, thank you. 223 00:10:40,323 --> 00:10:42,795 Would you ever be in the music video for "Mr. McAdams"? 224 00:10:42,795 --> 00:10:46,101 Of course. I-I-I... Uh, how could I not? 225 00:10:46,101 --> 00:10:47,905 - How could you not? That's what I'm saying. - Okay. 226 00:10:47,905 --> 00:10:51,780 Um, like, are you thinking sex scene, or...? 227 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:58,961 - Mm-hmm. - Have you ever done one? 228 00:10:58,961 --> 00:11:03,002 No, but I'm, I'm-- I-- I'm... I could. 229 00:11:03,002 --> 00:11:05,574 Okay, well, we could talk about it. 230 00:11:05,574 --> 00:11:06,977 I'm ready for that. 231 00:11:06,977 --> 00:11:08,346 If that's what, if that's what you think 232 00:11:08,346 --> 00:11:10,016 the, um, creative calls for. 233 00:11:10,016 --> 00:11:11,586 - Cool. - Which, I see it that way, too, personally. 234 00:11:11,586 --> 00:11:13,189 - Yeah. - I don't want to intrude or say it like, 235 00:11:13,189 --> 00:11:14,959 "Come," like, "fuck me on camera," but... 236 00:11:14,959 --> 00:11:17,063 Right. Yeah. Well, you know what? 237 00:11:17,063 --> 00:11:19,067 We can figure all the details out later, 238 00:11:19,067 --> 00:11:21,305 but I mean, it will come down to scheduling... 239 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:22,508 - Mm. - ...you know. 240 00:11:22,508 --> 00:11:24,979 But I would like to come. 241 00:11:26,415 --> 00:11:28,587 Do you like Drake? 242 00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:31,425 Love Drake. My favorite artist ever. 243 00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:34,999 I've actually been crafting a DM to him for about six weeks now 244 00:11:34,999 --> 00:11:37,170 and I'm too big of a coward to send it 245 00:11:37,170 --> 00:11:38,774 'cause it just has to be the perfect message. 246 00:11:38,774 --> 00:11:40,143 I don't even know if he's gonna read it, but... 247 00:11:40,143 --> 00:11:42,113 Well, we should just call him. I'll... 248 00:11:42,113 --> 00:11:44,986 Oh, no, wait, he's in Ghana. Shit. 249 00:11:44,986 --> 00:11:47,490 - Mm. - Tell you what. 250 00:11:47,490 --> 00:11:49,228 Beat me at an arm wrestle, 251 00:11:49,228 --> 00:11:52,234 and I will put you on a text with him right now. 252 00:11:53,971 --> 00:11:55,674 - Hmm? - Okay. Fine. 253 00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:57,778 - Well, let's fucking do this. Oh, my God. - That's right. 254 00:11:57,778 --> 00:11:59,716 - You're gonna connect me to him? - Ooh. 255 00:11:59,716 --> 00:12:01,553 Feel your heart racing. 256 00:12:01,553 --> 00:12:03,322 Well... 257 00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:05,527 It's like a bird. 258 00:12:05,527 --> 00:12:07,163 I am a bird. 259 00:12:07,163 --> 00:12:09,669 Well, if you're a bird, I'm a bird. 260 00:12:09,669 --> 00:12:11,272 Yeah? 261 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,909 Ah! 262 00:12:12,909 --> 00:12:14,278 (whispers): Fuck. 263 00:12:14,278 --> 00:12:16,215 (moans) 264 00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:19,756 Oh, my God, do you, like, lift weights? 265 00:12:19,756 --> 00:12:21,559 - Jesus. - (shushes) 266 00:12:21,559 --> 00:12:23,029 Fuck. 267 00:12:27,470 --> 00:12:29,308 Jesus. 268 00:12:29,308 --> 00:12:31,045 Dude, like, wake up. 269 00:12:34,652 --> 00:12:36,856 Mmm. 270 00:12:50,450 --> 00:12:52,521 ♪ ♪ 271 00:13:07,818 --> 00:13:10,624 (gasps) What the fuck? 272 00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,828 Oh, no, if this lipstick isn't gonna come off... Fuck. 273 00:13:12,828 --> 00:13:14,732 - (exclaims) Morning! - (shouts) 274 00:13:14,732 --> 00:13:16,503 - I see you met her. - What the fuck? 275 00:13:16,503 --> 00:13:19,141 Doesn't she look so cool now? 276 00:13:19,141 --> 00:13:21,078 - How could you do this? - She's so heavy. 277 00:13:21,078 --> 00:13:23,517 She's, like, way heavier than I thought that she would be. 278 00:13:23,517 --> 00:13:24,919 We're the same size, so... 279 00:13:24,919 --> 00:13:26,856 You're not the same size. Are you 149 centimeters? 280 00:13:26,856 --> 00:13:28,392 No, 'cause that's four foot nine. 281 00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:29,862 Are you a legal pygmy? 282 00:13:29,862 --> 00:13:32,501 I don't know my height in centimeters. I... 283 00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:34,772 Why did you put lipstick on her? 284 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,475 I hate lipstick. 285 00:13:36,475 --> 00:13:38,045 What? 286 00:13:38,045 --> 00:13:41,686 "Why did you put lipstick on her, comma, 287 00:13:41,686 --> 00:13:43,222 I hate lipstick." 288 00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:45,393 - She looks like a whore. - It is a whore, Dave. 289 00:13:45,393 --> 00:13:46,896 You bought it to fuck it. 290 00:13:46,896 --> 00:13:49,468 - No, I don't fuck it yet. - Okay, I'm sorry. I... 291 00:13:49,468 --> 00:13:52,340 It-it'll obviously come off. I'll just fucking take it off. 292 00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:54,244 No, I'm not using, like, other products that work 293 00:13:54,244 --> 00:13:56,181 on human skin, like, this is machina. 294 00:13:56,181 --> 00:13:57,551 Like, you don't understand how it all works. 295 00:13:57,551 --> 00:13:59,589 It's g-- If it's gonna work on human skin, 296 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,058 - it's gonna work on your... - I'm looking at her lips 297 00:14:01,058 --> 00:14:02,828 right now, and they're, like, caking off 298 00:14:02,828 --> 00:14:05,433 as I rub, so I'm, like, worried that there's permanent damage 299 00:14:05,433 --> 00:14:07,237 - that can't be undone here. - Jesus Christ. 300 00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:10,611 I'm sorry, but I never splurged on anything like this. 301 00:14:10,611 --> 00:14:12,548 And it's, like, my thing and... 302 00:14:12,548 --> 00:14:14,451 (exhales): Yeah. 303 00:14:14,451 --> 00:14:15,921 Okay, well, yeah. 304 00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:17,758 - I'm like... - We are... 305 00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:20,296 - It's just, this is... - I'm sorry. 306 00:14:20,296 --> 00:14:22,000 She's your... 307 00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,974 ...stuff, and I shouldn't have... 308 00:14:25,974 --> 00:14:27,978 No, I'm sorry. 309 00:14:27,978 --> 00:14:29,549 It's just like... 310 00:14:29,549 --> 00:14:30,918 Do you have any idea 311 00:14:30,918 --> 00:14:33,022 how long I've been looking forward to this? 312 00:14:33,022 --> 00:14:34,826 How long have you been looking forward to this? 313 00:14:34,826 --> 00:14:36,563 So long. 314 00:14:36,563 --> 00:14:39,434 - So long? - Yeah, I was on that fucking tour, 315 00:14:39,434 --> 00:14:41,573 just waiting to be in this bed with you, 316 00:14:41,573 --> 00:14:43,142 but no, I was going city to city, 317 00:14:43,142 --> 00:14:44,846 trudging through this nation. 318 00:14:44,846 --> 00:14:46,215 Mm. (laughs) 319 00:14:46,215 --> 00:14:47,818 EMMA: What are you most excited about? 320 00:14:47,818 --> 00:14:49,254 Meeting her. 321 00:14:49,254 --> 00:14:50,758 My wife. Meeting her. I can't wait. 322 00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:52,728 - GATA: Your wife? Bro. - I have a good feeling. 323 00:14:52,728 --> 00:14:54,766 Man, fuck no, ain't looking for love on this tour, man. 324 00:14:54,766 --> 00:14:56,468 I already know what it is. ♪ Light skin ♪ 325 00:14:56,468 --> 00:14:58,840 ♪ Dark skin, Puerto Rican, Asian. ♪ 326 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,677 - What do you want out of life? - Oh, you a hot Jewish rapper, bro. 327 00:15:00,677 --> 00:15:02,380 What do you want out of life? Like, what are your goals? 328 00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:03,950 I just want to make it to the top, bro, with you. 329 00:15:03,950 --> 00:15:06,589 There's more to life than, like, fucking girls 330 00:15:06,589 --> 00:15:08,927 - and, like, being rich. - ...model you thought I was. 331 00:15:08,927 --> 00:15:11,666 - I'm Rick James, bitch. - (laughter) 332 00:15:11,666 --> 00:15:13,436 Ideally, of course, it's something cute. 333 00:15:13,436 --> 00:15:14,872 Like, I'm walking down the street 334 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,008 and she walks out of, like, 335 00:15:16,008 --> 00:15:17,343 a Barnes & Noble right as, like, 336 00:15:17,343 --> 00:15:19,114 that guitar lick from Goo Goo Dolls' "Slide" 337 00:15:19,114 --> 00:15:20,684 is playing. (imitates guitar riff) 338 00:15:20,684 --> 00:15:22,353 I've never fucked back here, but let me tell you, 339 00:15:22,353 --> 00:15:24,057 right here, on this mattress right here, though, 340 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,828 the middle of the hallway. 341 00:15:25,828 --> 00:15:27,363 ELZ: Having to hear Gata have sex every night 342 00:15:27,363 --> 00:15:28,900 is so annoying. 343 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:30,002 MIKE: I am really happy for him, 344 00:15:30,002 --> 00:15:31,438 I'm not gonna lie. 345 00:15:31,438 --> 00:15:33,543 ELZ: Dave has the most unused rapper dick ever. 346 00:15:33,543 --> 00:15:35,581 If you're gonna wrangle the women, right? 347 00:15:35,581 --> 00:15:37,651 - If you're gonna go out and you're gonna... - Yeehaw! 348 00:15:37,651 --> 00:15:39,121 Say you're gonna do it. 349 00:15:39,121 --> 00:15:41,058 - Do you know what my type is? - Yeah. 350 00:15:41,058 --> 00:15:43,062 - Red hair... - What? 351 00:15:43,062 --> 00:15:44,966 - EMMA: What's your type? - DAVE: I would say 352 00:15:44,966 --> 00:15:47,370 girl next-door, sweet. 353 00:15:47,370 --> 00:15:49,007 - No, because... Okay. - DAVE: Show me the... 354 00:15:49,007 --> 00:15:50,811 - Oh, my God. - I have feet-- hands for feet. 355 00:15:50,811 --> 00:15:53,115 - What do you mean? - Look it, I could hold your hand. 356 00:15:53,115 --> 00:15:55,186 GATA: Let me tell you what I need. 357 00:15:55,186 --> 00:15:58,192 Every woman I don't got is the woman I need. 358 00:15:58,192 --> 00:16:00,363 - You just make shit up. - Damn. Hey, this is ghetto poetry, man. 359 00:16:00,363 --> 00:16:02,267 I'm telling you, when you run this back, 360 00:16:02,267 --> 00:16:04,237 you gonna get some gems out of this, Emma, I'm telling you. 361 00:16:04,237 --> 00:16:06,475 - (keyboard clicks) - DAVE: I think it's all starting to come together. 362 00:16:06,475 --> 00:16:08,847 It's-- it is slow, though, just in the way it unfolds. 363 00:16:08,847 --> 00:16:11,553 We're gonna have to shave some frames off the ol' tail of it. 364 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,022 Dave, I can't keep frame-fucking this shit 365 00:16:13,022 --> 00:16:14,492 every time we're together. 366 00:16:14,492 --> 00:16:16,428 No one's gonna notice a two-frame difference. 367 00:16:16,428 --> 00:16:17,965 I would notice the difference, every single time I watch it. 368 00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:19,635 I can't watch this and be tortured 369 00:16:19,635 --> 00:16:21,506 - and seeing it's erroneous. - Okay, hold on. Give me a sec. 370 00:16:21,506 --> 00:16:23,108 This is an editing session. I mean, hello, 371 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,444 welcome to the industry, Emma. 372 00:16:24,444 --> 00:16:26,381 - Geez Louise. - God, you're so annoying. 373 00:16:26,381 --> 00:16:27,885 You know what you just earned? 374 00:16:27,885 --> 00:16:29,655 You just earned a little over-the-shoulder Dave time. 375 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,327 Yep, okay. Let's abandon the micro stuff 376 00:16:32,327 --> 00:16:33,763 and let's talk macro for a moment, huh? 377 00:16:33,763 --> 00:16:35,534 Macro? 378 00:16:35,534 --> 00:16:37,771 I'm trying to finish this for the screening. 379 00:16:37,771 --> 00:16:39,207 I'm trying to help get us there. 380 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,744 Like, I'm trying to help that. I understand. 381 00:16:40,744 --> 00:16:42,347 You're the one who set up a friends-and-family screening 382 00:16:42,347 --> 00:16:43,917 without having me see the thing, it's like... 383 00:16:43,917 --> 00:16:48,158 I'm not sure we're telling the right story, currently. 384 00:16:48,158 --> 00:16:50,864 This should be a tale of a sweet man 385 00:16:50,864 --> 00:16:52,400 looking for love. 386 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,273 Not me and my hype man going across America 387 00:16:55,273 --> 00:16:57,343 talking about who's getting sucked the most. 388 00:16:57,343 --> 00:17:01,351 Listen, as the person trying to run Dave's foundation, 389 00:17:01,351 --> 00:17:04,692 I would protect everyone a little bit more. 390 00:17:04,692 --> 00:17:07,130 And not to pile on, but I-I would like 391 00:17:07,130 --> 00:17:11,606 to cut the Robyn footage from the end. 392 00:17:11,606 --> 00:17:13,810 It's a documentary about you looking for love. 393 00:17:13,810 --> 00:17:16,181 - Yeah. - And all the Robyn footage is really cute. 394 00:17:16,181 --> 00:17:17,551 That has to be the ending. 395 00:17:17,551 --> 00:17:19,454 I-I don't even tell Robyn that "I love you." 396 00:17:19,454 --> 00:17:21,659 Like, we're not even at that place in our relationship. 397 00:17:21,659 --> 00:17:23,395 Why is everyone trying to force me to, like, advance 398 00:17:23,395 --> 00:17:24,732 my relationship with this person? I don't even... 399 00:17:24,732 --> 00:17:26,536 I am not trying to force you to advance 400 00:17:26,536 --> 00:17:27,871 - your relationship. - We barely know each other yet. 401 00:17:27,871 --> 00:17:29,374 It's called storytelling, Dave. 402 00:17:29,374 --> 00:17:30,811 I know, it's also called my personal life, Emma, 403 00:17:30,811 --> 00:17:32,715 - and it's like... - It this too personal for you? 404 00:17:32,715 --> 00:17:35,554 - Yeah. - Because you asked me to film you taking a shit. 405 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,257 That's impersonal from my van-- 406 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,827 I don't care. Anyone can watch me shit. 407 00:17:38,827 --> 00:17:41,064 A child could watch me shit, I wouldn't give a fuck. 408 00:17:42,066 --> 00:17:46,643 Look, can you show me what other end options could exist? 409 00:17:46,643 --> 00:17:49,414 Here's what I had before the Robyn footage. 410 00:17:49,414 --> 00:17:51,285 DAVE (over video): And if I'm not blown away, 411 00:17:51,285 --> 00:17:54,190 it's not good enough, and I'm not gonna settle. So... 412 00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:57,998 EMMA: So, how many stones are you gonna turn over to find her? 413 00:17:57,998 --> 00:18:01,673 I'll turn over every goddamn stone in the world. 414 00:18:01,673 --> 00:18:02,975 (keyboard clicks) 415 00:18:02,975 --> 00:18:05,580 Is this the only possible ending? 416 00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:11,893 Will one of you fuckers come over here 417 00:18:11,893 --> 00:18:13,597 and pull my bush? (cackles) 418 00:18:13,597 --> 00:18:16,970 Film him, film him. It's perfect for the documentary. 419 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,272 MIKE: You're never gonna get this guy to sign a release. 420 00:18:18,272 --> 00:18:19,307 He's drunk as a skunk. 421 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:20,677 I just fucked that skunk up 422 00:18:20,677 --> 00:18:22,146 and deep throat his ass. 423 00:18:22,146 --> 00:18:23,817 - Man... - Oh, the Jewish penis of the skunk, right? 424 00:18:23,817 --> 00:18:25,654 You deep throat the two-inch stick of the skunk? 425 00:18:25,654 --> 00:18:27,323 You're good with all this? Right, brother? 426 00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:29,895 - Shit, yeah, man! - DAVE: What did Malcolm say? 427 00:18:30,731 --> 00:18:32,835 BOTH: By any means necessary. 428 00:18:32,835 --> 00:18:35,907 Dicky's looking for love, and I'm looking for bud. 429 00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,443 (laughter) 430 00:18:37,443 --> 00:18:39,615 - DAVE: Oh, my God. - EMMA: Make sure you're in focus. 431 00:18:39,615 --> 00:18:41,318 DAVE: I don't even know if I'm in focus, 432 00:18:41,318 --> 00:18:43,923 but this is the best shot. This is, like, iconic. 433 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,226 I don't know, I just... 434 00:18:45,226 --> 00:18:46,963 I'm ashamed of the amount I smoke weed. 435 00:18:46,963 --> 00:18:49,167 - But I can't stop. - GATA: Don't be ashamed. 436 00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:51,238 - GATA: Just a part of the game. - EMMA: Yeah, why can't you just let go? 437 00:18:51,238 --> 00:18:53,242 DAVE: What about you, Gata? What are your demons? 438 00:18:53,242 --> 00:18:55,747 Not releasing semen is my demon. 439 00:18:55,747 --> 00:18:57,618 DAVE: I feel like you're filling a void. 440 00:18:57,618 --> 00:18:59,387 This guy right here is a deep thinker, dude. 441 00:18:59,387 --> 00:19:00,423 - It's not that deep. - That's why all his songs 442 00:19:00,423 --> 00:19:03,295 are so, like, complex and shit, 443 00:19:03,295 --> 00:19:05,032 while I'm talking about, "I really be having it." 444 00:19:05,032 --> 00:19:07,003 DAVE: When I started rapping is the first time I, like, 445 00:19:07,003 --> 00:19:09,174 started getting high 'cause I just like escaped 446 00:19:09,174 --> 00:19:13,048 who I-- like, I'm just not, like, naturally, like, a rapper. 447 00:19:13,048 --> 00:19:15,854 Like, I need to, like, go to another place to, like... 448 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:18,125 Dude, you got to tap out of that David Burd. 449 00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:19,427 I-- Yeah, I don't know. 450 00:19:19,427 --> 00:19:21,031 It's like, why do I need to escape reality? 451 00:19:21,031 --> 00:19:22,568 (cheering, applause) 452 00:19:22,568 --> 00:19:24,337 But my reality is, uh, good. I don't know, 453 00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:26,909 I just think, even when my reality is good, 454 00:19:26,909 --> 00:19:31,184 I think too much about what's not perfect about that reality. 455 00:19:31,184 --> 00:19:33,188 EMMA: Like, why can't you just accept it? 456 00:19:33,188 --> 00:19:34,859 I don't know. What-- Don't ask... 457 00:19:34,859 --> 00:19:36,929 - What are you doing? - DAVE: Why can't you accept... 458 00:19:36,929 --> 00:19:38,500 - No, I don't want to be on camera. - Yeah, exactly. How do you feel? 459 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,469 You put up a wall for no reason. 460 00:19:40,469 --> 00:19:42,106 Just let us love you. 461 00:19:42,106 --> 00:19:44,144 - You're looking for love, too. - EMMA: Will you stop? 462 00:19:44,144 --> 00:19:46,148 - ELZ: See? See? See how it feels? - I don't want to be on camera. 463 00:19:46,148 --> 00:19:48,318 It's very invasive, isn't it? 464 00:19:48,318 --> 00:19:50,356 When did you get so uptight? 465 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,360 S-- Working with Dave. 466 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:55,199 ELZ: Working with Dave. You talking about working for Dave? 467 00:19:55,199 --> 00:19:58,238 I'm not working for Dave. 468 00:19:59,441 --> 00:20:01,044 Does-- Is this the right frame? 469 00:20:01,044 --> 00:20:03,717 'Cause I think it would be more impactful in a wide. 470 00:20:03,717 --> 00:20:05,721 Where I'd be like, I'm more alone. 471 00:20:05,721 --> 00:20:07,758 EMMA: It's a documentary. 472 00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:09,762 (laughter) 473 00:20:09,762 --> 00:20:11,566 CAROL: He's always been like that, his whole life. 474 00:20:11,566 --> 00:20:13,603 EMMA: I mean, it's wildly difficult 475 00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,907 working with Dave because he is an insane person. 476 00:20:15,907 --> 00:20:17,811 DAVE: I don't want this footage, Emma. 477 00:20:17,811 --> 00:20:19,047 (laughter) 478 00:20:19,047 --> 00:20:21,552 MIKE: Fuck, marry, kill. I would... 479 00:20:21,552 --> 00:20:25,259 fuck Gata, 'cause he-- I know he's a good fuck. 480 00:20:25,259 --> 00:20:27,965 - (laughter) - Uh, I would marry you. 481 00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:30,102 Kill Dave is probably the thing that matters the most to me. 482 00:20:30,102 --> 00:20:31,906 How do we kill Dave? 483 00:20:31,906 --> 00:20:33,977 We'll say it on the count of three at the same time. 484 00:20:33,977 --> 00:20:35,781 One, two, three. 485 00:20:35,781 --> 00:20:37,283 - Strangulation. - Strangulate him with a pillow! 486 00:20:37,283 --> 00:20:39,187 (both cheer) 487 00:20:39,187 --> 00:20:40,657 - (laughter) - ELZ: I would... 488 00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:43,763 - MIKE: Strangle with-- Dawg. - (chuckles) 489 00:20:43,763 --> 00:20:46,468 I've never worked so hard for someone in my entire life. 490 00:20:46,468 --> 00:20:48,338 And I worked at Outback Steakhouse. 491 00:20:48,338 --> 00:20:50,042 He is... 492 00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:52,748 the most difficult musician I've ever worked with, 493 00:20:52,748 --> 00:20:55,620 and I worked with a lot of random rappers who are terrible, 494 00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:59,060 and this man, for some reason, has just made life so difficult. 495 00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:00,931 We used to take him shopping for those action figures. 496 00:21:00,931 --> 00:21:03,001 - Oh, geez. The action figures. - Do you remember that? 497 00:21:03,001 --> 00:21:06,441 DON: He would go back and forth about which one to get, 498 00:21:06,441 --> 00:21:08,378 and he would analyze the pros and the cons... 499 00:21:08,378 --> 00:21:09,949 - CAROL: Yeah. - ...of each one. 500 00:21:09,949 --> 00:21:11,586 It was the, what did he call it? The no stone unturned... 501 00:21:11,586 --> 00:21:13,723 - The "no stone unturned" method. - Yeah. Yeah. 502 00:21:13,723 --> 00:21:15,927 - No stone unturned. - No stone unturned. 503 00:21:15,927 --> 00:21:18,031 - No stone unturned. - Fuck that phrase. 504 00:21:18,031 --> 00:21:19,768 I got so stressed out I had a kidney stone. 505 00:21:19,768 --> 00:21:22,306 I pissed out a stone. A stone out of my penis. 506 00:21:22,306 --> 00:21:24,612 EMMA: It became very clear that to properly document 507 00:21:24,612 --> 00:21:26,314 this man looking for love, 508 00:21:26,314 --> 00:21:28,586 I had to document how this man looks for everything. 509 00:21:28,586 --> 00:21:30,089 So I started filming our edit sessions. 510 00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,160 So we're gonna have to shave some frames 511 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,763 off the ol' tail of it. 512 00:21:33,763 --> 00:21:35,901 EMMA: No one's gonna notice a two-frame difference. 513 00:21:35,901 --> 00:21:38,038 I would notice the difference every single time I watch it. 514 00:21:38,038 --> 00:21:40,042 - I can't watch this and be tortured... - Okay, hold on. 515 00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:41,913 - EMMA: Give me a sec. - This is an editing session. 516 00:21:41,913 --> 00:21:43,917 I mean, hello, welcome to the industry, Emma. 517 00:21:43,917 --> 00:21:45,554 - Geez Louise. - EMMA: Fine. 518 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:46,789 DAVE: Did you take my cheesesteak? 519 00:21:46,789 --> 00:21:48,726 GATA: Nah. Was it good? 520 00:21:48,726 --> 00:21:50,329 Honestly, it was very close to ideal. 521 00:21:50,329 --> 00:21:51,899 The bread just, like, wasn't good enough. 522 00:21:51,899 --> 00:21:54,137 I mean, the couch is nice and firm. It is a good couch. 523 00:21:54,137 --> 00:21:56,007 It's almost everything you'd want in a couch. 524 00:21:56,007 --> 00:21:58,880 I will say, like, the pillows are just, like, not quite right. 525 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,786 - (laughter) - ELZ: He's always been this way. 526 00:22:01,786 --> 00:22:04,090 MIKE: That's Dave. He's never satisfied, 527 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,361 it's never finished, so we're never finished. 528 00:22:06,361 --> 00:22:08,766 ELZ: As you fucking know, very annoying. 529 00:22:08,766 --> 00:22:10,871 And then he'll say, like, one thing 530 00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:13,510 like, "Love you, big cat," and it's like... 531 00:22:13,510 --> 00:22:15,514 (whispers): "You son of a bitch." 532 00:22:16,716 --> 00:22:18,151 Some people are afraid of the hard work 533 00:22:18,151 --> 00:22:19,722 and the ethic that LD has. 534 00:22:19,722 --> 00:22:21,526 Some people are afraid of being pushed to the limit. 535 00:22:21,526 --> 00:22:22,995 - It's the honest truth. - You're growing up. 536 00:22:22,995 --> 00:22:24,364 I'm trying, bro. 537 00:22:24,364 --> 00:22:25,567 So working with him is like working 538 00:22:25,567 --> 00:22:26,702 with a young Phil Jackson. 539 00:22:26,702 --> 00:22:28,005 I can just envision that fool 540 00:22:28,005 --> 00:22:29,107 saying, "Gata!" 541 00:22:29,107 --> 00:22:30,510 Like, I can look in his eyes 542 00:22:30,510 --> 00:22:31,879 and tell he want to bring the best out of me. 543 00:22:31,879 --> 00:22:34,183 Or, like, Einstein, because he's Jewish. 544 00:22:34,183 --> 00:22:35,720 (laughter) 545 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,624 When I met him, I thought he was a psycho, 546 00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:39,695 because he said he was gonna be a famous rapper 547 00:22:39,695 --> 00:22:43,001 and I was like, "What?" 548 00:22:43,001 --> 00:22:45,206 He had a vision, 549 00:22:45,206 --> 00:22:47,343 and it became a reality. 550 00:22:47,343 --> 00:22:48,846 ELZ: I've been lucky enough 551 00:22:48,846 --> 00:22:50,650 to work with my best friend since I was six 552 00:22:50,650 --> 00:22:52,353 and he's changed my life, so... 553 00:22:54,725 --> 00:22:58,232 He's the closest male figure I've got. 554 00:22:58,232 --> 00:23:00,570 And my dad never, you know... 555 00:23:00,570 --> 00:23:03,543 I believe in Dave so fucking much it's ridiculous. 556 00:23:03,543 --> 00:23:06,114 - EMMA: Will you ever be satisfied? - DAVE: Probably not. 557 00:23:06,114 --> 00:23:07,517 At the end of the day, I'm gonna need something 558 00:23:07,517 --> 00:23:08,519 other than, like, musical success 559 00:23:08,519 --> 00:23:10,256 to satisfy me. 560 00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:12,694 - EMMA: Like what? - Like love. 561 00:23:12,694 --> 00:23:14,430 DAVE: I believe in the truest form of love. 562 00:23:14,430 --> 00:23:17,738 Someone's got to come along and save me from this, like, 563 00:23:17,738 --> 00:23:19,541 self-fulfilling prophecy I'm in. 564 00:23:19,541 --> 00:23:21,779 EMMA: How will you know it's her? 565 00:23:21,779 --> 00:23:23,282 When I meet my dream girl, 566 00:23:23,282 --> 00:23:24,551 boy, oh, boy, will it be evident. 567 00:23:24,551 --> 00:23:26,555 It's like, I will know early on. 568 00:23:26,555 --> 00:23:28,058 It's not the type of thing 569 00:23:28,058 --> 00:23:29,862 that you need to take time to figure out. 570 00:23:29,862 --> 00:23:32,099 I'm just, like, not gonna get into a relationship 571 00:23:32,099 --> 00:23:34,672 and then, like, let it slowly develop and, like... 572 00:23:34,672 --> 00:23:36,709 If I'm not blown away, it's not good enough, 573 00:23:36,709 --> 00:23:38,045 and I'm not gonna settle, so... 574 00:23:38,045 --> 00:23:39,915 EMMA: So, how many stones 575 00:23:39,915 --> 00:23:42,186 are you gonna turn over to find her? 576 00:23:44,290 --> 00:23:48,065 I'll turn over every goddamn stone in the world. 577 00:23:48,065 --> 00:23:51,505 I'll turn over every goddamn stone in the world. 578 00:23:51,505 --> 00:23:54,444 Is this the only possible ending? 579 00:23:56,181 --> 00:23:58,218 (cheering, applause) 580 00:23:58,218 --> 00:24:00,122 (whooping, whistling) 581 00:24:18,559 --> 00:24:19,728 ROBYN: I'm gonna go get some fresh air. 582 00:24:19,728 --> 00:24:21,632 - DAVE: Okay. - EMMA: Hey, you guys. 583 00:24:25,439 --> 00:24:27,811 Hi. Wow. 584 00:24:27,811 --> 00:24:30,617 - EMMA: Yeah? - Did not see that coming at all. 585 00:24:30,617 --> 00:24:33,155 So, like, what, all those editing sessions, like, 586 00:24:33,155 --> 00:24:36,027 they weren't even real, it was, like, all a total charade? 587 00:24:36,027 --> 00:24:37,931 I mean, it was very real. 588 00:24:37,931 --> 00:24:39,902 Just not what you were expecting. 589 00:24:39,902 --> 00:24:43,676 I got to be honest, I do feel manipulated. 590 00:24:43,676 --> 00:24:46,214 But in the most artistic way possible. 591 00:24:46,214 --> 00:24:47,851 Well, I learned from the best. 592 00:24:47,851 --> 00:24:49,855 - I'm, like, blown away. - (laughs softly) 593 00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:51,592 I don't even have that many comments or notes. 594 00:24:51,592 --> 00:24:53,161 Like, obviously, there's a few things we have to do 595 00:24:53,161 --> 00:24:54,898 - before it goes, like, fully public... - Oh, Dave. 596 00:24:54,898 --> 00:24:57,470 This isn't our thing. 597 00:24:57,470 --> 00:24:58,906 It's mine. 598 00:24:58,906 --> 00:25:01,645 I'm not compromising my vision for anything. 599 00:25:02,581 --> 00:25:04,217 Are you being serious? 600 00:25:04,217 --> 00:25:07,023 It's, like, the "Lil Dicky Looking for Love" documentary. 601 00:25:07,023 --> 00:25:08,760 - I literally hired you and br... - You didn't hire me. 602 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,997 You didn't pay me. 603 00:25:10,997 --> 00:25:14,237 You really want to do this? You want to play this game? 604 00:25:14,237 --> 00:25:17,243 Okay, all that hidden footage type of stuff 605 00:25:17,243 --> 00:25:18,646 that I never consented to, 606 00:25:18,646 --> 00:25:20,683 can't use it, sorry, never gave my permission. 607 00:25:20,683 --> 00:25:22,587 No, there were those fliers all around. 608 00:25:22,587 --> 00:25:24,190 So, sorry. 609 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,227 There will be no more notes. 610 00:25:26,227 --> 00:25:27,831 You're out of stones. 611 00:25:27,831 --> 00:25:29,200 BINIAM: Emma? 612 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,371 - Yeah? Hi. - I'm Biniam. 613 00:25:31,371 --> 00:25:33,442 BINIAM: Uh, Mike invited me. I work at A24. 614 00:25:33,442 --> 00:25:36,381 - EMMA: Hi. - Man, that last scene... 615 00:25:36,381 --> 00:25:38,886 It's pretty fucking wild, but... 616 00:25:38,886 --> 00:25:40,590 I mean, I got to give her credit, though. 617 00:25:40,590 --> 00:25:43,730 She did have this whole fucking vision and she just got it. 618 00:25:43,730 --> 00:25:48,004 You know? And I certainly can't knock that, but... 619 00:25:49,140 --> 00:25:50,543 You okay? 620 00:25:50,543 --> 00:25:53,950 No. I feel pretty dumb. 621 00:25:53,950 --> 00:25:56,287 - You feel dumb? - I just watched 90 minutes 622 00:25:56,287 --> 00:25:58,024 of you "looking for love," 623 00:25:58,024 --> 00:26:02,266 and I was nowhere in sight, so... 624 00:26:02,266 --> 00:26:04,905 Are you still looking? 625 00:26:04,905 --> 00:26:09,247 Am I not the result that you wanted? 626 00:26:09,247 --> 00:26:10,950 No. 627 00:26:10,950 --> 00:26:13,623 I mean, yes. 628 00:26:13,623 --> 00:26:15,125 Or... 629 00:26:15,125 --> 00:26:17,764 Well, Emma went so rogue on the whole thing, 630 00:26:17,764 --> 00:26:20,335 like, it's hard to pin this on me. 631 00:26:20,335 --> 00:26:21,939 Yeah, sure is. 632 00:26:21,939 --> 00:26:23,843 What about all the stuff that you said on camera? 633 00:26:23,843 --> 00:26:25,914 Y-You talked at length about how, 634 00:26:25,914 --> 00:26:27,684 when you met the right person, that you were 635 00:26:27,684 --> 00:26:29,320 just gonna immediately know right away. 636 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,561 Like, when did you say that? 637 00:26:32,561 --> 00:26:34,865 - The... - Look, it doesn't matter when I said that, independent of 638 00:26:34,865 --> 00:26:37,002 if it was before you or after you or, like... 639 00:26:37,002 --> 00:26:39,207 I have been basing my philosophy and idea of love 640 00:26:39,207 --> 00:26:41,411 on this, like, truly childlike belief 641 00:26:41,411 --> 00:26:44,083 that love comes in and sweeps you off your feet 642 00:26:44,083 --> 00:26:45,920 in a way where you know right when it happens, 643 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,958 and that's just not the way the world works, 644 00:26:47,958 --> 00:26:50,329 - and that's okay. - I don't want to be, 645 00:26:50,329 --> 00:26:53,034 this, like, sad fucking version of that. 646 00:26:53,034 --> 00:26:55,038 I don't want to be the understudy 647 00:26:55,038 --> 00:26:57,644 to this, like, grand version of love that you want. 648 00:26:57,644 --> 00:26:59,247 I don't want to be the sad reality. 649 00:26:59,247 --> 00:27:01,217 I want to be the thing that excites you. 650 00:27:01,217 --> 00:27:03,355 You do excite me. It's like, that's not... 651 00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:05,727 Look, I'm on the Looking for Love tour, 652 00:27:05,727 --> 00:27:07,263 shooting a Looking for Love documentary. 653 00:27:07,263 --> 00:27:09,200 During that whole shooting, I'm gonna be a guy 654 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,705 that more or less is, like, endlessly looking for love. 655 00:27:11,705 --> 00:27:14,711 - That's my image at this point. - Dave, it's not your image, though. 656 00:27:14,711 --> 00:27:17,651 Okay? It's not your image, it's just you. 657 00:27:17,651 --> 00:27:21,191 You are perpetually looking for love, 658 00:27:21,191 --> 00:27:23,930 but you don't actually want to find it. 659 00:27:23,930 --> 00:27:25,199 Not true. 660 00:27:25,199 --> 00:27:26,902 - That's not... - Maybe if I was Rachel McAdams, 661 00:27:26,902 --> 00:27:28,773 I would've made your movie. 662 00:27:28,773 --> 00:27:30,844 Maybe I, like-- Y-You had no problem 663 00:27:30,844 --> 00:27:32,781 writing a whole love song about her. 664 00:27:32,781 --> 00:27:34,183 And yeah, I heard it. 665 00:27:34,183 --> 00:27:35,854 I'm sorry that I'm a human being with ears. 666 00:27:35,854 --> 00:27:37,156 I heard the song. 667 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:39,360 I'm sorry you heard that out of context. 668 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:42,834 But like, that song doesn't mean anything. 669 00:27:42,834 --> 00:27:46,174 Like the one that you wrote for me? 670 00:27:47,711 --> 00:27:49,748 N-No. Not like that. 671 00:27:49,748 --> 00:27:53,421 Dave, I am here, I'm in your house, 672 00:27:53,421 --> 00:27:55,560 I... 673 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:59,300 I'm thinking that we're, you know, like... 674 00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:01,004 falling in love. 675 00:28:01,004 --> 00:28:03,141 And I feel like an idiot. 676 00:28:03,141 --> 00:28:05,713 - You're not an idiot. - I feel really fucking stupid. 677 00:28:05,713 --> 00:28:07,951 - You're not stupid. You're not doing anything... - Like, what am I doing out here? 678 00:28:07,951 --> 00:28:09,955 - What am I doing out here? - I can't... Stop. 679 00:28:09,955 --> 00:28:12,894 I think things are trending so well between us, 680 00:28:12,894 --> 00:28:14,130 - towards a serious... - "Trending well"? 681 00:28:14,130 --> 00:28:16,000 Do you hear yourself? "Trending well"? 682 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,541 How much data do you need to decide that I am worthy? 683 00:28:19,541 --> 00:28:23,315 It's crazy, for someone who, like, builds an entire career 684 00:28:23,315 --> 00:28:25,285 off of, like, making fun of his own flaws, 685 00:28:25,285 --> 00:28:30,429 you expect everyone else to be perfect. 686 00:28:32,299 --> 00:28:35,105 Work that out with yourself. (scoffs) 687 00:28:38,278 --> 00:28:39,648 It's... 688 00:28:39,648 --> 00:28:42,386 I don't expect perfection. I know that nobody's perfect. 689 00:28:42,386 --> 00:28:45,058 I understand that, but, like, just like everything in my life, 690 00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:46,896 I have such high expectations 691 00:28:46,896 --> 00:28:48,699 and I try to have the highest level of achievement 692 00:28:48,699 --> 00:28:50,570 - at all times, so when I'm talking about... - Oh, my God. 693 00:28:50,570 --> 00:28:53,308 Women are not achievements, Dave. We're not achievements. 694 00:28:53,308 --> 00:28:54,477 It's... (laughs) 695 00:28:54,477 --> 00:28:56,014 You talk so much shit 696 00:28:56,014 --> 00:28:59,153 about Gata being this, like, misogynistic fuck, 697 00:28:59,153 --> 00:29:01,992 but you're actually just as bad. 698 00:29:01,992 --> 00:29:05,432 You're just lying to yourself and to everyone else. 699 00:29:05,432 --> 00:29:07,403 Uh, what do you-- uh, I don't know, what do you-- 700 00:29:07,403 --> 00:29:10,008 uh, what am I supposed to say? Like, I-I lo... I... 701 00:29:10,008 --> 00:29:13,348 I'm not upset that you don't love me, okay? 702 00:29:13,348 --> 00:29:17,056 I'm just sad, 703 00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:18,626 because I'm pretty sure you do, 704 00:29:18,626 --> 00:29:23,168 but you won't commit until you are 100% certain 705 00:29:23,168 --> 00:29:27,076 that I am the absolute best that you can do. 706 00:29:29,915 --> 00:29:32,286 That has nothing to do with me. 707 00:29:32,286 --> 00:29:33,789 (laughs softly) 708 00:29:34,558 --> 00:29:36,528 So I'm gonna go. 709 00:29:36,528 --> 00:29:38,031 (stammers) 710 00:29:38,031 --> 00:29:40,402 - Please don't. - Um... 711 00:29:40,402 --> 00:29:43,174 You're a famous rapper. (laughs softly) 712 00:29:43,174 --> 00:29:48,753 So I'm sure your dream girl will just show up. 713 00:29:48,753 --> 00:29:50,590 Robyn. 714 00:29:50,590 --> 00:29:53,295 I didn't have any control over that documentary. 715 00:29:53,295 --> 00:29:55,933 Like, it was not my vision at all. 716 00:29:55,933 --> 00:29:58,639 I'm not your vision, either, Dave. 717 00:29:58,639 --> 00:30:00,510 No one is. 718 00:30:00,510 --> 00:30:03,014 Your vision is your vision. 719 00:30:05,285 --> 00:30:06,889 (stammers) 720 00:30:22,687 --> 00:30:24,290 ♪ ♪ 721 00:30:26,194 --> 00:30:28,264 (grunts) 722 00:30:44,731 --> 00:30:46,502 (grunting, panting) 723 00:30:49,641 --> 00:30:51,912 Fuck. 724 00:30:55,787 --> 00:30:58,058 (grunts) 725 00:31:06,742 --> 00:31:09,013 ♪ ♪ 726 00:31:18,599 --> 00:31:20,536 (grunts) Fuck. 727 00:31:20,536 --> 00:31:21,772 Oh. 728 00:31:21,772 --> 00:31:24,210 Fuck. 729 00:31:24,210 --> 00:31:25,880 God... 730 00:31:40,710 --> 00:31:42,379 ♪ ♪ 731 00:31:48,859 --> 00:31:51,130 (exhales) 732 00:31:54,370 --> 00:31:56,441 ♪ ♪ 733 00:32:00,449 --> 00:32:02,419 ♪ I've got to go smash, got to go smash ♪ 734 00:32:02,419 --> 00:32:04,591 ♪ Got to go smash, got to go smash... ♪ 735 00:32:04,591 --> 00:32:05,827 (phone chimes) 736 00:32:05,827 --> 00:32:07,730 ♪ I'm a hopeless romantic ♪ 737 00:32:07,730 --> 00:32:09,968 ♪ I just got left, that hurt, she was my best and worst ♪ 738 00:32:09,968 --> 00:32:11,839 ♪ Come and collect your shirts ♪ 739 00:32:11,839 --> 00:32:13,676 ♪ It cannot get much worse ♪ 740 00:32:13,676 --> 00:32:16,214 ♪ Fuck it, I'm-a ball like Nerf, fuck it, I'm-a ball like Dirk ♪ 741 00:32:16,214 --> 00:32:18,051 ♪ Hoping that my heart don't burst ♪ 742 00:32:18,051 --> 00:32:20,857 ♪ Either way, I'll be Milly Rocking in this bitch ♪ 743 00:32:20,857 --> 00:32:23,662 ♪ Hey, time of my life ♪ 744 00:32:24,531 --> 00:32:26,234 ♪ I was just, we were just ♪ 745 00:32:26,234 --> 00:32:27,837 - ♪ We were just ♪ - ♪ Chilling ♪ 746 00:32:27,837 --> 00:32:29,406 ♪ Getting high ♪ 747 00:32:29,406 --> 00:32:31,444 - ♪ We were just ♪ - ♪ We were just ♪ 748 00:32:31,444 --> 00:32:34,584 - ♪ Now we're just ♪ - ♪ I made you happy. ♪ 749 00:32:51,685 --> 00:32:56,160 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 58368

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