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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch any video online with Open-SUBTITLES Free Browser extension: osdb.link/ext 2 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,609 All aboard, girls! 3 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:17,745 Bye! 4 00:01:54,816 --> 00:01:57,351 - Welcome home, honey! - Hi, Daddy! 5 00:01:57,384 --> 00:01:58,218 Hi, Mom! 6 00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:00,021 -Mom! -Hi! 7 00:02:00,054 --> 00:02:02,489 Hi! 8 00:02:03,858 --> 00:02:05,727 Wait. Did you get taller? 9 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:07,327 -Yes, I did. -Wow. 10 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:08,963 So good. Okay. Oh, here it is. 11 00:02:08,997 --> 00:02:10,364 - Let's get your trunk. - Yes. 12 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:13,166 I double-parked the car and they're already mad at me. 13 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,103 -What car? -Oh, we bought a car. 14 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,537 -We bought got a car? -Yeah! 15 00:02:16,571 --> 00:02:18,305 -What for? -I'll explain later. 16 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:19,540 It's that big blue one right over there. 17 00:02:19,574 --> 00:02:20,908 In the middle of the road. 18 00:02:20,942 --> 00:02:22,543 Hey, lady, you kidding me? Sorry! 19 00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:23,911 -Sorry, we're going. One second. -There's my girl! 20 00:02:23,945 --> 00:02:25,445 Grandma! 21 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,381 Ah! 22 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:29,851 - Oh, God, I missed you! - Me, too! 23 00:02:29,884 --> 00:02:31,552 Lady, you can't stop in the middle of the street. Let's go! 24 00:02:31,586 --> 00:02:33,021 -I'm sorry. Promise, two more seconds. -Come on, lady. 25 00:02:33,054 --> 00:02:34,122 Welcome home gift. 26 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,823 -Oh, you made this? -From scratch. 27 00:02:35,857 --> 00:02:37,025 -Aw! -It's cashmere. 28 00:02:37,058 --> 00:02:38,092 I did everything 29 00:02:38,126 --> 00:02:39,493 but shave the goat. 30 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:41,062 - Margaret! Can you just... - Let's go, ladies. 31 00:02:41,095 --> 00:02:43,363 I'm so sorry. Yeah, get the bottom there. 32 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:45,566 -Okay. You got it. -Here we go. Okay. 33 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,334 -Right on, girls. -All right, here we go. 34 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:49,202 -Oh, God. -Heavy. 35 00:02:49,236 --> 00:02:50,470 Watch out for the... 36 00:02:50,505 --> 00:02:53,007 -Watch out for the bike. -Oh, God. 37 00:02:53,041 --> 00:02:54,575 Here we go. 38 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:56,978 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. I would've done it. 39 00:02:57,011 --> 00:02:58,146 Oh, hi! 40 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,081 I would've done it. Please, please. 41 00:03:00,114 --> 00:03:02,249 -Oh, my God. Amazing. -We got it. 42 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:04,619 -Dad! -Hello! Oh, my goodness! 43 00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:07,155 -I'm so glad to see you. -Me, too! 44 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,488 Look at that! What happened? 45 00:03:08,523 --> 00:03:10,290 -So, how was camp? -It was amazing. 46 00:03:10,323 --> 00:03:11,358 -So, you were in a play? -Yep! 47 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:13,360 Oh, my God. That's incredible. 48 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:14,929 -What are those boxes for? -Don't worry about that. 49 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:15,997 I want to hear more about camp. 50 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:17,131 What else did you learn? 51 00:03:17,165 --> 00:03:18,432 -What else did you do? -You're moving. 52 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:21,536 -What? -Really, Mom? 53 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:23,504 -Sylvia. You promised. -Oh, wow. 54 00:03:23,938 --> 00:03:24,972 We're moving? 55 00:03:25,006 --> 00:03:26,239 Look, it's... Look, we we're... 56 00:03:26,273 --> 00:03:27,642 She saw the boxes. 57 00:03:27,675 --> 00:03:29,177 -She was putting it together. -I don't think she was. 58 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,712 -We're moving? -Okay. 59 00:03:30,745 --> 00:03:32,113 Just... 60 00:03:32,146 --> 00:03:34,148 Look, we wanted you to settle in 61 00:03:34,182 --> 00:03:35,650 before we sprung the news. 62 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:37,819 But, um, your dad got his promotion. 63 00:03:37,852 --> 00:03:40,253 - Yeah. Isn't that great? - And we found 64 00:03:40,287 --> 00:03:41,321 - this great house. - Oh, the best house. 65 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:42,690 -The best house. -Where? 66 00:03:42,724 --> 00:03:45,392 Well, that's the thing. We got really lucky. And... 67 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:47,662 - New Jersey. - Ah... 68 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:51,264 -New Jersey? -I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 69 00:03:51,298 --> 00:03:53,233 I said I'd stay out of it. 70 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:54,969 We're leaving New York? 71 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,771 Barely leaving New York. 72 00:03:56,804 --> 00:03:58,873 It's just on the other side of the river. 73 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,273 But... 74 00:04:01,274 --> 00:04:03,010 But we're happy here. We don't need to move. 75 00:04:03,044 --> 00:04:05,713 No, we don't need to move but we want to move. Right? 76 00:04:05,747 --> 00:04:06,781 I don't. 77 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:10,017 I'll have to leave all of my friends 78 00:04:10,051 --> 00:04:11,686 and change schools 79 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:14,021 and I'll never see Grandma anymore. 80 00:04:14,055 --> 00:04:15,523 That is not true. 81 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:17,058 Look, you're going to keep all your friends here 82 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:20,628 and you're going to make more friends. And listen to this. 83 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:22,395 I'm not going to work anymore. 84 00:04:23,231 --> 00:04:25,365 Do you know what that means? 85 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:28,035 That means that I'm not going to be gone all the time. 86 00:04:28,069 --> 00:04:30,505 Running from class to class. 87 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:33,775 God. Do you know how bad I felt about that? 88 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:37,277 But you love teaching art. 89 00:04:38,212 --> 00:04:42,482 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I do, I do, but... 90 00:04:42,517 --> 00:04:45,520 But this is, this is our opportunity. 91 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:47,789 I'll be home now. 92 00:04:47,822 --> 00:04:51,592 I can be home with you every single day. 93 00:04:51,626 --> 00:04:53,293 I'll get involved at your school, 94 00:04:53,326 --> 00:04:55,096 just like all your friends' moms. 95 00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:58,766 And we'll have family dinners and I'll learn to cook. 96 00:05:00,568 --> 00:05:01,969 I know it's a lot. 97 00:05:03,171 --> 00:05:04,939 Can you just try to believe us? 98 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,043 Yeah. 99 00:05:11,012 --> 00:05:12,013 Mmm. 100 00:05:13,548 --> 00:05:15,650 I love you so much. Come here. 101 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:19,821 Come here. You, too. And you, Sylvia. 102 00:05:19,854 --> 00:05:22,355 - Sylvia. Come on. - Come on, Mom. Come on. 103 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:25,026 Come on. You know you want to. 104 00:05:25,059 --> 00:05:26,194 Faster. 105 00:05:26,227 --> 00:05:28,563 Okay, okay, I'm coming, I'm coming. 106 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:30,898 - There we go. - Oh, my darling. 107 00:05:32,066 --> 00:05:34,001 I'm never going to see you again. 108 00:05:34,035 --> 00:05:35,435 Oh, Jesus. 109 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:38,539 -Wow. -So dramatic all the time. 110 00:05:38,573 --> 00:05:39,807 What are you taking her over there 111 00:05:39,841 --> 00:05:41,341 with the schmucks and the condos 112 00:05:41,374 --> 00:05:42,610 on the other side of the Hudson? 113 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:43,678 But we're not going to be in a condo. 114 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:45,213 And those mafia diners, 115 00:05:45,246 --> 00:05:46,379 where they shoot each other... 116 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:09,837 God... 117 00:06:22,283 --> 00:06:23,651 God? 118 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:29,991 Are you there, God? 119 00:06:31,192 --> 00:06:35,696 It's me... Margaret Simon. 120 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:39,800 Um... 121 00:06:42,270 --> 00:06:44,171 I just wanted... Well... 122 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:48,643 First, I've, I've heard a lot of great things about you. 123 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:54,882 I don't want to move. 124 00:06:54,916 --> 00:06:57,885 I've never lived anywhere but the city, and... 125 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:01,222 I... I don't want to do this. 126 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:03,124 Please, I'm begging you. 127 00:07:03,157 --> 00:07:06,060 Just please, just stop this move from happening. 128 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:14,201 Um, if... if you can't do that... 129 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:20,574 Just please don't let New Jersey be too horrible. 130 00:07:52,106 --> 00:07:55,109 -You're gonna have to hurry up, all right? -Okay, Dad! 131 00:08:17,131 --> 00:08:19,967 Okay, you. You need some light. 132 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,271 Oh, God. 133 00:08:25,139 --> 00:08:26,741 They smell bad? 134 00:08:26,774 --> 00:08:28,442 Oh, they don't smell good, honey. 135 00:08:28,476 --> 00:08:32,380 - You're going to be there very soon. Believe me. 136 00:08:32,413 --> 00:08:33,748 I'll get it. 137 00:08:36,050 --> 00:08:37,518 I already know your name's Margaret 138 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:38,753 and you're in sixth grade. 139 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:40,154 The real estate agent sent out, 140 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,023 like, a tiny flyer about you to the whole neighborhood. 141 00:08:42,056 --> 00:08:44,158 It was, like, this big and it had your picture. 142 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:46,460 Oh, okay. 143 00:08:46,494 --> 00:08:48,629 I'm Nancy. I'm in sixth grade, too. 144 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:49,764 Do you want to come over to my house 145 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:51,465 and run under the sprinklers with me? 146 00:08:51,499 --> 00:08:54,035 Oh. I don't know. 147 00:08:54,068 --> 00:08:55,569 You don't know? 148 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:59,440 Oh, no, no, no. I just mean I'll have to ask. 149 00:08:59,473 --> 00:09:01,275 Um, just a second. 150 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:03,944 -Mom? -Yeah? 151 00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:05,346 There's a girl from the neighborhood 152 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:07,448 who asked if I could go under the sprinklers with her. 153 00:09:07,481 --> 00:09:09,750 Oh, that's great. Yeah. 154 00:09:09,784 --> 00:09:11,385 I need my bathing suit. 155 00:09:11,419 --> 00:09:12,686 Good luck finding it in here. 156 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,056 That's all right. She can borrow one of mine. 157 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,192 Oh, hello. 158 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:21,195 Nancy Wheeler. I live in the bigger house up the street. 159 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,229 Come on, let's go. 160 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:30,871 Whose class are you in at Delano? 161 00:09:30,905 --> 00:09:32,073 Um... 162 00:09:32,907 --> 00:09:35,142 The letter said "Room 18." 163 00:09:35,176 --> 00:09:37,344 I'm in room 18, too! 164 00:09:37,378 --> 00:09:38,646 We were supposed to have Miss Phipps, 165 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:40,681 but she ran off with some guy to California, 166 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:42,183 so we're going to get a new teacher now. 167 00:09:42,216 --> 00:09:44,351 Come on. Room's upstairs. 168 00:09:49,524 --> 00:09:50,724 Voila. 169 00:09:52,193 --> 00:09:53,360 My bathing suit's over here. 170 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:57,398 Um... 171 00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:59,800 -Here. It's clean. -Thanks. 172 00:09:59,834 --> 00:10:02,603 -Where should I change? -What's wrong with here? 173 00:10:04,105 --> 00:10:07,341 Nothing. I don't mind if you don't mind. 174 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:08,943 Why would I mind? 175 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,025 You're still flat. 176 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:26,595 Um... 177 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:29,163 Well, I'm already growing. See? 178 00:10:30,164 --> 00:10:31,966 I'm going to have a pretty big chest. 179 00:10:34,869 --> 00:10:36,170 You know, coming from New York, 180 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:38,405 I thought you'd be a lot more grown up. 181 00:10:38,439 --> 00:10:39,740 Have you ever kissed a boy? 182 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:43,545 You mean, like, really kiss? Like, on the lips? 183 00:10:43,578 --> 00:10:45,646 Yeah. Have you? 184 00:10:46,247 --> 00:10:48,015 Not exactly. 185 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:51,051 Neither have I, but I practice a lot. 186 00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:52,419 You want to see? 187 00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:14,975 What? 188 00:11:15,009 --> 00:11:16,110 -Sorry. -You have to practice 189 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:18,145 or else you won't be a good kisser. 190 00:11:19,614 --> 00:11:21,048 Ready to go? 191 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:22,816 Sure. 192 00:11:24,218 --> 00:11:26,086 Follow the leader. 193 00:11:27,622 --> 00:11:28,989 Yeah, watch me. 194 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,971 -I'm a supermodel. -Okay. 195 00:11:48,943 --> 00:11:51,613 -Evan, you stupid idiot! -I'm sorry. 196 00:11:51,646 --> 00:11:53,247 You're such a great model, by the way. 197 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,315 Who are they? 198 00:11:54,348 --> 00:11:55,449 It's my dumb brother 199 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:56,483 -and his stupid friend. -Hey. 200 00:11:56,518 --> 00:11:58,419 -Mom! -That was uncalled for. 201 00:11:58,452 --> 00:11:59,453 Who are you? 202 00:12:00,622 --> 00:12:02,957 Margaret. Um, we moved in down the street. 203 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,593 Oh, so you're the new people? 204 00:12:04,626 --> 00:12:06,026 Ask your dad if he wants me to cut the lawn. 205 00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:07,596 Five bucks, and I trim, too. 206 00:12:07,629 --> 00:12:10,097 Evan! Get over here right now! 207 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,299 - I got to go. - Dude... 208 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,010 Got to get us more birdseed. 209 00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:25,246 Yeah. 210 00:12:25,279 --> 00:12:28,516 My name's Moose. Moose Freed. I live down the street, too. 211 00:12:28,550 --> 00:12:29,783 Um... 212 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:31,986 Yeah, but don't forget to ask your dad 213 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:33,821 about the lawn thingy. 214 00:12:34,388 --> 00:12:36,123 Yeah. I won't. 215 00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:38,926 Oh, now I got to go see Evan. 216 00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:45,199 Sorry you got stuck with Moose. 217 00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:47,101 Oh, that's okay. 218 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:50,170 Anyways, listen, Margaret. 219 00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:52,806 I've decided I want you to join my secret club. 220 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,409 There's three of us and I'm letting in one more. 221 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,578 But you can't wear socks 222 00:12:56,611 --> 00:12:58,078 or else the others might not want you. 223 00:12:58,647 --> 00:12:59,880 Oh. 224 00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:01,750 See you later. 225 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,888 Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret, again. 226 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,962 It's the first day of school tomorrow. 227 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,631 I met this girl, Nancy. 228 00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:18,932 I don't really know if she liked me. 229 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:24,539 I think she just expected me to be different or something. 230 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:29,943 Anyway, well, it did get me thinking. 231 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:33,280 Maybe it is time for... 232 00:13:33,314 --> 00:13:37,318 things to be happening around here? 233 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,120 Come in. 234 00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:43,324 Look. 235 00:13:43,357 --> 00:13:44,858 Anyway, just think about what I mentioned. 236 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:45,993 It was in with the bathroom stuff. 237 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,595 I found this, too, if you need it. 238 00:13:47,629 --> 00:13:48,663 Thanks, God. 239 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,497 -Thanks, Mom. -Mmm-hmm. 240 00:13:52,734 --> 00:13:54,536 Oh, wow, look at you. 241 00:13:54,569 --> 00:13:57,505 Are you ready for your first day? How you feeling? 242 00:13:57,539 --> 00:13:59,139 It's going to be great, right? 243 00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:02,777 And if it's not great, first days don't count anyways. 244 00:14:02,811 --> 00:14:04,011 - Right? - Exactly. 245 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,279 All right. See you later. - Bye! 246 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:08,282 Bye! - Did I not unpack your socks? 247 00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,951 Oh, um, uh... 248 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,052 I don't want socks. 249 00:14:12,086 --> 00:14:14,221 Why? You'll get blisters. 250 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,557 I just don't. 251 00:14:16,457 --> 00:14:18,425 Okay. 252 00:14:19,761 --> 00:14:21,261 Oh. Oh, wait. Dad! 253 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:25,032 -Hey, hey, Dad! -Yeah! 254 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,568 -Hey. Um... -Hey. 255 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,103 I forgot to ask you. 256 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:30,772 Um, a boy named Moose asked 257 00:14:30,805 --> 00:14:32,940 if he can cut our lawn for five bucks. 258 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:35,677 Moose? Well, tell him thanks, but no, thanks. 259 00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:36,977 I just got a new power mower 260 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:39,213 and I'm really excited for the grass to grow. 261 00:14:40,615 --> 00:14:42,751 -All right. Knock 'em dead today, all right, sweetie? -Okay. 262 00:14:42,784 --> 00:14:44,485 -Okay. -Bye. 263 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,455 I just need to warn you one more time about the socks. 264 00:15:13,515 --> 00:15:14,649 Oh, Margaret's here. 265 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:23,625 Hello. Good, I thought you'd forget. 266 00:15:23,658 --> 00:15:24,726 Guys, this is Margaret, 267 00:15:24,759 --> 00:15:26,059 the one I was telling you about. 268 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:28,228 -Margaret, this is Janie. -Hi, nice to meet you. 269 00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:30,264 -Yeah, you, too. -And this is Gretchen. 270 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:33,133 -So, you're the fourth. -Yeah. 271 00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:35,202 Well, you're lucky we saved you a seat. 272 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:38,071 Or else you'd be sitting next to Norman Fisher. 273 00:15:40,642 --> 00:15:42,142 Ugh. 274 00:15:42,176 --> 00:15:44,945 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, don't look. 275 00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:48,282 Philip Leroy just walked in. 276 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:51,118 I was praying so hard he'd be in our class. 277 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,554 Who's Philip Leroy? 278 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,622 Take a guess. 279 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,331 Is that our teacher? 280 00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:08,035 Her? No. 281 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:11,004 That's Laura Danker. Stay away from her, okay? 282 00:16:11,673 --> 00:16:12,907 My brother says that 283 00:16:12,941 --> 00:16:15,075 she goes behind the A&P with him and Moose 284 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,545 and lets them feel her up. 285 00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:26,286 Good morning, class. 286 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,856 First, let me introduce myself. 287 00:16:27,889 --> 00:16:30,257 I am Mr. Benedict. 288 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,993 And I'm your new sixth grade teacher. 289 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,597 Please complete the following sentences 290 00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:39,066 so we can get to know each other a little better, yeah? 291 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:42,737 Now, I'll begin, just to start things off for you guys. 292 00:16:43,805 --> 00:16:45,105 I love that I'm finally 293 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,474 getting to be a teacher for the first time. 294 00:16:49,343 --> 00:16:50,344 I hate... 295 00:16:50,979 --> 00:16:52,246 feeling self-conscious 296 00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:53,548 trying not to feel self-conscious because 297 00:16:53,581 --> 00:16:56,216 then you only feel more self-conscious 298 00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:57,351 and then you're blabbing in front of 299 00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:58,620 a whole bunch of kids. Um... 300 00:16:58,653 --> 00:17:01,689 I'm looking forward to the year with you all. 301 00:17:02,256 --> 00:17:04,291 Okay, uh, your turn. 302 00:17:14,268 --> 00:17:15,603 Pass it on. 303 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,484 Yes. Okay. 304 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,661 Can any of you go in here? 305 00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:44,164 Ugh, no. 306 00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,801 Back in the box. 307 00:18:00,915 --> 00:18:04,619 Okay. All right. Enough. 308 00:18:04,652 --> 00:18:06,453 Enough, enough, enough. 309 00:18:19,801 --> 00:18:21,569 -Hello? -Guess who? 310 00:18:21,603 --> 00:18:23,771 Oh. Sylvia, hi. Um... 311 00:18:24,706 --> 00:18:27,575 -Margaret's not home yet. -It's 3:32. 312 00:18:27,942 --> 00:18:29,343 Yeah? 313 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:32,446 You said she's out at 3:15 and the walk is ten minutes. 314 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,515 Yes, I did say that. But, well... 315 00:18:34,549 --> 00:18:35,516 I'm sure she'll be 316 00:18:35,550 --> 00:18:37,217 walking through that door any minute now. 317 00:18:37,785 --> 00:18:39,020 Well... 318 00:18:39,053 --> 00:18:41,823 Okay. I guess I'll just wait. 319 00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:43,825 Okay. 320 00:18:46,928 --> 00:18:48,730 So, how are you? 321 00:18:48,763 --> 00:18:52,100 I am fine. I'm good. Yes. 322 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,267 -And how are you? -Oh, fine. 323 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,604 I read that when you don't have any loved ones around 324 00:18:56,638 --> 00:18:59,206 your life expectancy drops drastically, 325 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:00,875 but, you know, I've had a good run. 326 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,847 You have. You really have. Um... 327 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,181 Margaret is here. Just a second. 328 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,351 -It's Grandma. -Oh. Where's the Band-Aids? 329 00:19:11,953 --> 00:19:13,420 Mmm. 330 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,188 -Grandma! -Honey! 331 00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:17,692 How's New Jersey? Are you okay? 332 00:19:17,725 --> 00:19:19,393 You can tell me the truth. 333 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:20,928 You know, it's actually not that bad. 334 00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:25,967 Well, that's great news! Wonderful news. 335 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,434 Anyway, I was thinking 336 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:30,404 that you could come visit the weekend after next. 337 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,040 I'll get tickets to a show. 338 00:19:32,073 --> 00:19:33,407 You can stay overnight, 339 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,242 we'll have a little slumber party. 340 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,678 That could be fun, right? 341 00:19:36,711 --> 00:19:38,079 Oh, I'd love that. 342 00:19:38,112 --> 00:19:40,414 Oh, I knew you would. Great. 343 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,315 And I'll tell your mother it was your idea. 344 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,118 -Okay? -Okay. 345 00:19:44,152 --> 00:19:47,088 -Bye. Bye. -Bye, sweetheart. 346 00:19:47,121 --> 00:19:48,623 - Bye. - Love you. 347 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,896 Hey, Mom, can I go Nancy's? 348 00:19:54,929 --> 00:19:56,664 Right now? But you just got home. 349 00:19:56,698 --> 00:19:58,198 I haven't even heard about your day yet. 350 00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:01,102 -I know, but can I go? -Can I have one word? 351 00:20:01,135 --> 00:20:03,104 Ugh... Uh? 352 00:20:03,137 --> 00:20:04,204 Is that a word? 353 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:07,075 -Can I go? Bye. -Yes, yes, okay, go. 354 00:20:07,108 --> 00:20:09,209 -I love you. Bye! -Bye! 355 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:12,180 Freddy was like, "Boom, boom, look at me!" 356 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,648 He's like, "Make up your mind!" 357 00:20:13,681 --> 00:20:15,348 -She wants attention. -Obviously. 358 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,317 I know. With her "boobala joobeelee." 359 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,352 Hi! 360 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,288 We were talking about Laura Danker again. 361 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:24,424 Yeah. And how she got even bigger over the summer. 362 00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:26,794 Yeah, she looked so grown up. 363 00:20:26,828 --> 00:20:28,730 You know she's worn a bra since fourth grade? 364 00:20:28,763 --> 00:20:30,631 And I bet you a dollar she gets her period, too. 365 00:20:30,665 --> 00:20:32,533 Well, I know for sure someone in the school does. 366 00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:34,802 -How? -I always check the bins. 367 00:20:34,836 --> 00:20:36,704 -You know those little bins in the stall? -Mmm. 368 00:20:36,738 --> 00:20:39,473 All right. Let's get down to business, huh? 369 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,475 -First of all... -Thanks. 370 00:20:41,509 --> 00:20:43,578 ...this secret club is a secret. 371 00:20:43,611 --> 00:20:46,446 Nobody tells anybody what happens here, 372 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,749 -all right? -Duh. 373 00:20:47,782 --> 00:20:49,984 Second, if you want to be in the club, 374 00:20:50,017 --> 00:20:51,886 then you have to follow the rules. 375 00:20:51,919 --> 00:20:53,286 What kind of rules? 376 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:56,023 Well, I don't know. I'm thinking of them. 377 00:20:57,191 --> 00:20:59,560 Don't rush me. Hmm. 378 00:21:00,628 --> 00:21:01,896 Oh, I have one. 379 00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:06,366 If you want to be in the club, then you have to wear a bra. 380 00:21:07,902 --> 00:21:09,170 I have one. 381 00:21:09,203 --> 00:21:12,640 If you guys get your period, you have to tell us about it. 382 00:21:12,673 --> 00:21:14,175 - Yes. - Immediately. 383 00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:15,676 Every detail. Especially how it feels. 384 00:21:15,710 --> 00:21:17,979 Mmm-hmm. - Ooh, mine is, 385 00:21:18,012 --> 00:21:19,312 we can make a Boy Book 386 00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:21,015 and write down the names of the boys that we like. 387 00:21:21,048 --> 00:21:23,416 Mmm-hmm! What about you, Margaret? 388 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:24,919 What's your rule? 389 00:21:30,024 --> 00:21:31,291 Um... 390 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:35,663 Yeah, with the Boy Books, we have to show them 391 00:21:35,696 --> 00:21:39,934 to each other at every meeting and we can't ever lie. 392 00:21:41,536 --> 00:21:43,470 All right. 393 00:21:43,504 --> 00:21:45,973 Let's get this party rolling. 394 00:21:47,074 --> 00:21:48,441 Whoo! 395 00:22:25,847 --> 00:22:27,380 Okay, honey. 396 00:22:30,885 --> 00:22:32,753 All right. Mmm. 397 00:22:32,787 --> 00:22:33,821 See you tomorrow. 398 00:22:35,923 --> 00:22:37,124 I want to get a bra. 399 00:22:40,561 --> 00:22:41,662 Oh. 400 00:22:43,264 --> 00:22:44,966 You... You think you need one? 401 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,501 Oh, no. Oh, honey. 402 00:22:47,535 --> 00:22:51,404 I'm so sorry. No, I just mean that, uh... 403 00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:52,740 Bras are kind of a pain, 404 00:22:52,773 --> 00:22:55,276 so you know, why start sooner 405 00:22:55,309 --> 00:22:56,777 than you need to? 406 00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:01,215 But if you want one, we... we can get you one. 407 00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:02,449 Well, yeah. 408 00:23:03,084 --> 00:23:04,151 So you want one? 409 00:23:04,185 --> 00:23:05,253 Yes. I already said that. 410 00:23:05,286 --> 00:23:07,922 Right. Okay. 411 00:23:07,955 --> 00:23:12,159 Great. Well, all right. Well, then, we will do that. 412 00:23:12,193 --> 00:23:15,162 -This week? -Yes. Good night. 413 00:23:15,196 --> 00:23:19,667 Good night. Good night, my sweet. Okay. 414 00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:21,468 So glad that's over with, God. 415 00:23:30,845 --> 00:23:32,613 I'm sorry. Hold on, just a moment. 416 00:23:33,848 --> 00:23:35,482 Are you here for the PTA meeting? 417 00:23:35,516 --> 00:23:38,853 Oh, yes. Hi, hi. I'm Barbara Simon. 418 00:23:38,886 --> 00:23:42,590 Oh, Barbara! I'm Jan Wheeler. Nancy's mother. 419 00:23:42,623 --> 00:23:44,926 -I met Margaret. -Oh, oh. 420 00:23:44,959 --> 00:23:46,727 We're just about to get started, so please come in. 421 00:23:46,761 --> 00:23:48,596 -Have a seat. -Okay, thank you. 422 00:23:48,629 --> 00:23:49,864 -All right. -Just anywhere is fine? 423 00:23:49,897 --> 00:23:51,431 -Here. Just right here. -Okay, okay. 424 00:23:51,464 --> 00:23:53,668 Here we go. 425 00:23:55,136 --> 00:23:57,638 Thank you all for coming. 426 00:23:57,672 --> 00:24:00,374 Delano is nothing without its dedicated parents. 427 00:24:00,408 --> 00:24:01,742 Let's dive right in and get started 428 00:24:01,776 --> 00:24:03,443 the way we do every year, 429 00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:05,212 by forming our committees. 430 00:24:05,246 --> 00:24:08,382 First up, we have the Campus Improvement Committee. 431 00:24:08,416 --> 00:24:09,449 Any volunteers? 432 00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:11,218 Ooh. Okay. 433 00:24:11,252 --> 00:24:13,486 Oh. Wonderful. 434 00:24:13,521 --> 00:24:16,891 Uh-huh. Barbara, I got you. Okay. 435 00:24:16,924 --> 00:24:20,493 Next, the Delano Social Committee. 436 00:24:20,995 --> 00:24:21,829 Sure, yeah. Okay. 437 00:24:21,862 --> 00:24:25,366 - Okay. - Great. 438 00:24:25,399 --> 00:24:27,702 All right. The Fundraising Committee. 439 00:24:30,171 --> 00:24:31,305 Good for you, Barbara. 440 00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:32,673 This is going to be great. 441 00:24:32,707 --> 00:24:34,809 All right, pencils down. 442 00:24:34,842 --> 00:24:37,445 Kindly pass your worksheets forward. 443 00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:39,380 How'd you do, Margaret? 444 00:24:39,413 --> 00:24:40,448 I think I did pretty good. 445 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,649 All right, uh... 446 00:24:41,682 --> 00:24:44,051 Before the bell, I want to share some news 447 00:24:44,085 --> 00:24:46,754 that I think will make you all very happy. 448 00:24:46,787 --> 00:24:49,757 Now that you all are in the sixth grade, 449 00:24:49,790 --> 00:24:53,861 you'll get to do a full, year-long research project. 450 00:24:53,894 --> 00:24:55,896 Yes! 451 00:24:55,930 --> 00:24:57,264 The worst. 452 00:24:59,533 --> 00:25:00,634 Margaret, I would like to talk to you 453 00:25:00,668 --> 00:25:02,636 for a moment after class. 454 00:25:02,670 --> 00:25:05,239 Uh-oh. What'd you do, Margaret? 455 00:25:11,178 --> 00:25:13,180 -Hi. -Please have a seat. 456 00:25:15,516 --> 00:25:17,351 So basically, I'm just having little chats 457 00:25:17,385 --> 00:25:20,021 with each student in advance of your research projects 458 00:25:20,054 --> 00:25:21,155 to answer any questions 459 00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:23,691 or perhaps guide you toward a topic of choice. 460 00:25:24,358 --> 00:25:25,526 Oh. 461 00:25:25,559 --> 00:25:27,962 And I read your getting-to-know-you paper. 462 00:25:27,995 --> 00:25:29,997 And I noticed under the "I hate" section, 463 00:25:30,031 --> 00:25:32,867 you wrote "religious holidays." 464 00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:35,936 Which I... I found curious. 465 00:25:38,939 --> 00:25:41,742 If you don't want to share, you don't... 466 00:25:41,776 --> 00:25:43,110 You don't have to, Margaret. 467 00:25:43,144 --> 00:25:45,146 Oh, no. It's just, um... 468 00:25:45,179 --> 00:25:47,081 I guess I just don't like those holidays 469 00:25:47,114 --> 00:25:49,316 because I don't celebrate any of them. 470 00:25:49,350 --> 00:25:51,520 My dad is Jewish and my mom's Christian, 471 00:25:51,552 --> 00:25:54,455 so instead of picking which religion I am, uh, 472 00:25:54,488 --> 00:25:56,390 they just decided that I wouldn't have one 473 00:25:56,424 --> 00:25:58,527 and I can choose when I grow up. 474 00:25:58,559 --> 00:26:01,695 And have you given that much thought? 475 00:26:01,729 --> 00:26:03,831 Not really. My grandma wants me to be Jewish. 476 00:26:03,864 --> 00:26:04,965 And your other grandparents 477 00:26:04,999 --> 00:26:07,168 want you to be Christian, I imagine. 478 00:26:07,201 --> 00:26:09,103 I don't know. I've never met them before. 479 00:26:09,136 --> 00:26:10,638 They live in Ohio. 480 00:26:10,671 --> 00:26:12,273 So you've never met them at all? 481 00:26:14,375 --> 00:26:15,743 -No. -Oh. 482 00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:20,014 Well, if I may suggest it, 483 00:26:20,848 --> 00:26:22,850 I feel like "religion" could be 484 00:26:22,883 --> 00:26:25,186 a very compelling research topic for you. 485 00:26:28,789 --> 00:26:30,224 Tickets are tenth row, 486 00:26:30,257 --> 00:26:32,693 dead center, very hard to get. 487 00:26:32,726 --> 00:26:34,662 - Tell her that. - I will. 488 00:26:34,695 --> 00:26:36,831 -Is she excited? -She's excited. 489 00:26:36,864 --> 00:26:40,067 Well, I mean, is she excited or is she just excited? 490 00:26:40,502 --> 00:26:41,969 She's excited. 491 00:26:42,002 --> 00:26:44,638 Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'll let you go. Well, I'm excited! 492 00:26:44,672 --> 00:26:46,707 -Okay, bye. -Bye. 493 00:26:47,741 --> 00:26:48,809 Hey. 494 00:26:48,843 --> 00:26:50,512 -Hey. -What happened to the couch? 495 00:26:50,545 --> 00:26:53,548 Uh, it's time to turn over a new leaf. 496 00:26:53,582 --> 00:26:55,950 I was thinking maybe something modern? 497 00:26:55,983 --> 00:26:58,520 I don't know. I have to think about it. How was school? 498 00:26:58,553 --> 00:27:01,055 You're home a little later than usual, huh? 499 00:27:01,088 --> 00:27:02,723 Yeah. 500 00:27:02,756 --> 00:27:05,960 Hey. How come I've never met your mom or dad? 501 00:27:06,927 --> 00:27:08,629 Um... 502 00:27:08,662 --> 00:27:10,498 Well, what made you think about that? 503 00:27:10,532 --> 00:27:12,066 Just wondering. 504 00:27:12,099 --> 00:27:14,768 I mean, I know that we don't see them 505 00:27:14,802 --> 00:27:16,637 because they're so far away, 506 00:27:16,670 --> 00:27:18,405 but why don't we even talk to them? 507 00:27:20,741 --> 00:27:22,877 We just, we just don't. 508 00:27:22,910 --> 00:27:25,179 It's, uh... It's, um... 509 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:27,748 It's such a long story. 510 00:27:27,781 --> 00:27:29,083 What do you mean? 511 00:27:29,116 --> 00:27:31,819 I mean, I'll tell you another time. 512 00:27:31,852 --> 00:27:33,787 Why can't you just tell me now? 513 00:27:37,191 --> 00:27:38,192 Um... 514 00:27:43,598 --> 00:27:45,699 I just... 515 00:27:50,437 --> 00:27:51,872 Look, I just... 516 00:27:53,575 --> 00:27:54,808 Uh... 517 00:27:56,076 --> 00:27:58,145 So, um... 518 00:27:58,179 --> 00:28:01,282 We don't see my parents because, um... 519 00:28:03,384 --> 00:28:05,119 They don't want to. 520 00:28:06,353 --> 00:28:07,755 What? 521 00:28:07,788 --> 00:28:10,791 My mom and dad are very, very devout Christians, and... 522 00:28:11,492 --> 00:28:12,927 before you were born, 523 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:16,497 when your dad and I first fell in love, 524 00:28:16,531 --> 00:28:21,435 um, they told me that it would be very hard for them 525 00:28:21,468 --> 00:28:23,137 to, uh, have a... 526 00:28:24,171 --> 00:28:25,172 Sorry. 527 00:28:25,806 --> 00:28:27,808 Jewish son-in-law. 528 00:28:27,841 --> 00:28:29,343 They told me it would be very hard for them 529 00:28:29,376 --> 00:28:31,912 to have a Jewish son-in-law. 530 00:28:31,946 --> 00:28:34,549 And that if I wanted to marry him, 531 00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:36,685 that was my business, but 532 00:28:36,717 --> 00:28:39,353 I wouldn't be their daughter anymore. 533 00:28:40,788 --> 00:28:42,423 But you are their daughter. 534 00:28:46,227 --> 00:28:51,198 Mmm-hmm. I guess, um, what I mean is that, um... 535 00:28:53,668 --> 00:28:56,170 They just didn't want me in their life anymore. 536 00:28:58,372 --> 00:28:59,473 So, I'm not. 537 00:29:04,245 --> 00:29:07,881 - Mom. - It's okay. Oh, honey. 538 00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:11,852 It was a long time ago. 539 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:14,822 I have you guys. 540 00:29:14,855 --> 00:29:17,525 Okay, you know what? I took Dad to the station 541 00:29:17,559 --> 00:29:18,859 so we could have the car 542 00:29:18,892 --> 00:29:20,794 because we're supposed to go shopping, remember? 543 00:29:21,596 --> 00:29:23,264 Remember? Bras? 544 00:29:23,297 --> 00:29:24,532 Whoo-hoo. 545 00:29:26,568 --> 00:29:28,869 Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 546 00:29:30,404 --> 00:29:32,072 I can't believe this. 547 00:29:32,106 --> 00:29:34,475 What kind of parents would do that? 548 00:29:34,509 --> 00:29:36,277 And blame it on religion? 549 00:29:37,712 --> 00:29:40,481 God, please take care of my mom. 550 00:29:40,515 --> 00:29:41,650 She's a good person. 551 00:29:41,683 --> 00:29:43,884 -She's nice to everyone. -You're welcome. 552 00:29:43,917 --> 00:29:45,687 Even when she doesn't need to be. 553 00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:47,021 -Thank you. -Can't forget about you. 554 00:29:48,322 --> 00:29:50,291 I don't know why this happened. 555 00:29:50,324 --> 00:29:53,561 But please, somehow, make it all okay. 556 00:29:53,595 --> 00:29:55,496 And here are the bras. 557 00:29:55,530 --> 00:29:57,798 Oh, also, I'm getting a bra today. 558 00:29:57,831 --> 00:29:59,800 I'd like something to put in it, please. 559 00:30:00,568 --> 00:30:01,770 Excuse me. 560 00:30:01,802 --> 00:30:04,773 Uh, we're looking for a bra for my daughter. 561 00:30:04,805 --> 00:30:07,975 Hmm. Well, we don't have many that small. 562 00:30:08,008 --> 00:30:09,977 But come with me, dear, I'll measure you. 563 00:30:14,348 --> 00:30:15,449 Arms up, dear. 564 00:30:21,155 --> 00:30:22,189 Hmm. 565 00:30:22,222 --> 00:30:25,826 Barely a 28. Not even a double-A. 566 00:30:25,859 --> 00:30:27,194 Your best bet is going to be to go with 567 00:30:27,227 --> 00:30:28,996 -one of these Gro-Bras here. -It's okay. 568 00:30:29,029 --> 00:30:31,932 So, one day, when you do grow, it'll grow with you. 569 00:30:31,965 --> 00:30:33,501 Okay. Thank you very much. 570 00:30:33,535 --> 00:30:36,003 Sure. - Thanks, we'll just go try it on. 571 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:42,276 -Um... -Hmm? Oh. 572 00:30:42,309 --> 00:30:44,713 Yeah. Can I just... I'll just... Yep. 573 00:30:44,746 --> 00:30:46,815 Here we go. 574 00:30:46,847 --> 00:30:49,116 This is always the tough bit. 575 00:30:49,149 --> 00:30:51,786 I can't even do this to this day. 576 00:30:51,820 --> 00:30:55,456 Okay. All right. Can I see? 577 00:30:58,459 --> 00:31:01,529 -How's that feel? -I cannot wait to take it off. 578 00:31:01,563 --> 00:31:04,164 Yeah. Welcome to womanhood. 579 00:31:34,461 --> 00:31:35,630 Oh, hello. 580 00:31:35,663 --> 00:31:36,698 Hello. 581 00:31:36,731 --> 00:31:39,933 Look at you. Working the land. 582 00:31:40,702 --> 00:31:42,136 Heavy machinery, ouch. 583 00:31:42,169 --> 00:31:44,438 Be better if I take my shirt off or it's too much? 584 00:31:44,471 --> 00:31:45,640 Not for me. 585 00:31:46,206 --> 00:31:47,509 Ooh. 586 00:31:47,542 --> 00:31:49,076 There it is, yeah. 587 00:31:51,078 --> 00:31:53,013 You ever been kissed in the suburbs? 588 00:31:53,046 --> 00:31:54,248 No, sir. 589 00:32:12,032 --> 00:32:15,570 I'm Laura Danker. What's your name? 590 00:32:31,018 --> 00:32:33,020 God damn it! 591 00:32:33,053 --> 00:32:35,956 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Did you lose a finger? 592 00:32:35,989 --> 00:32:39,661 It does say, "Stop the engine motor 593 00:32:39,694 --> 00:32:41,830 "before cleaning the mower, unclogging the chute." 594 00:32:41,863 --> 00:32:43,096 Whose side are you on? 595 00:32:43,130 --> 00:32:44,732 Well, no, you turn off the motor before you... 596 00:32:44,766 --> 00:32:45,834 I'm fine. 597 00:32:45,867 --> 00:32:47,602 You have to turn the motor off, Dad. 598 00:32:57,177 --> 00:32:58,680 Well, time for Boy Books, everyone. 599 00:32:59,246 --> 00:33:00,548 Who wants to go first? 600 00:33:00,582 --> 00:33:01,583 Like it matters. 601 00:33:01,616 --> 00:33:04,218 We all already know who everyone put down. 602 00:33:04,819 --> 00:33:06,821 Philip Leroy! 603 00:33:06,855 --> 00:33:08,188 He's so cute. 604 00:33:08,222 --> 00:33:09,456 It's been the same since second grade. 605 00:33:09,490 --> 00:33:10,959 Well, he looks better this year. 606 00:33:10,991 --> 00:33:12,426 - Really? - Yes. He must have gone 607 00:33:12,459 --> 00:33:13,962 -to the beach or something. -He doesn't look 608 00:33:13,994 --> 00:33:15,964 -any different. -Who'd you put down, Margaret? 609 00:33:15,996 --> 00:33:18,800 Yeah, I put him, too. 610 00:33:18,833 --> 00:33:20,133 All right, well, that was quick. 611 00:33:20,167 --> 00:33:23,905 Now it's time to check for the bras. 612 00:33:23,938 --> 00:33:25,673 Gretchen has a bra. 613 00:33:25,707 --> 00:33:27,274 Janie has a bra. 614 00:33:27,909 --> 00:33:29,878 Margaret has a bra. Huh. 615 00:33:29,911 --> 00:33:31,411 Now, let's go around and tell our sizes. 616 00:33:31,445 --> 00:33:35,148 Well, mine didn't say it had a size. 617 00:33:35,182 --> 00:33:37,117 It just said it was a Gro-Bra. 618 00:33:37,150 --> 00:33:38,887 Yeah, I got that one, too. 619 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,187 Oh, same here. 620 00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:41,723 Well, not me. 621 00:33:41,756 --> 00:33:43,323 I'm a 32, double-A. 622 00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:47,094 If you want to get out of those small bras, 623 00:33:47,127 --> 00:33:48,195 you're going to have to do 624 00:33:48,228 --> 00:33:49,697 the same exercising technique I do. 625 00:33:49,731 --> 00:33:52,299 - There's an exercise? - Of course there is. 626 00:33:52,332 --> 00:33:53,768 You hold your arms out like this 627 00:33:53,801 --> 00:33:57,572 and you say, "I must, I must, I must increase my bust. 628 00:33:57,605 --> 00:34:00,909 "I must, I must, I must increase my bust." 629 00:34:00,942 --> 00:34:03,310 -Does that really work? -I'm living proof. 630 00:34:03,343 --> 00:34:06,246 Now come on, get up. Get up! Get up! Get up! 631 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,415 You'll see. Get up. 632 00:34:08,448 --> 00:34:11,786 I must, I must, I must increase my bust. 633 00:34:11,819 --> 00:34:13,988 I must, I must increase my bust. 634 00:34:14,022 --> 00:34:15,355 Chin up! 635 00:34:15,389 --> 00:34:18,960 We must, we must, we must increase our bust. 636 00:34:18,993 --> 00:34:22,931 We must, we must, we must increase our bust. 637 00:34:22,964 --> 00:34:24,364 "We must, we must, 638 00:34:24,398 --> 00:34:26,834 "we must increase our bust." 639 00:34:26,868 --> 00:34:29,069 Shut up! You're so stupid! 640 00:34:29,102 --> 00:34:30,404 - Shut up! - I can feel it working! 641 00:34:30,437 --> 00:34:32,306 Mom! 642 00:34:33,541 --> 00:34:34,943 Grandma said she'll pick you up 643 00:34:34,976 --> 00:34:36,044 right where you pull in. 644 00:34:36,076 --> 00:34:37,545 -Yes. -I don't want you to talk to 645 00:34:37,579 --> 00:34:38,613 anybody on the bus. 646 00:34:38,646 --> 00:34:39,547 -Especially men. -Right. 647 00:34:39,581 --> 00:34:40,949 And you find a nice seat by yourself... 648 00:34:40,982 --> 00:34:42,850 -Okay. Okay, Dad. -...by the bus driver. 649 00:34:42,884 --> 00:34:44,251 Um, excuse me, sir, this young lady, 650 00:34:44,284 --> 00:34:45,753 she's traveling by herself today 651 00:34:45,787 --> 00:34:47,154 and I was just wondering if you could keep an eye on her? 652 00:34:47,187 --> 00:34:48,288 - Sure, lady. - Mom, come on. 653 00:34:48,322 --> 00:34:49,356 Okay, good bye. Good bye. 654 00:34:49,389 --> 00:34:50,792 -It's going to be fun. Bye. -Bye! 655 00:34:51,358 --> 00:34:52,660 -Okay. Have fun. -See ya. 656 00:34:52,694 --> 00:34:54,294 Right there, right there! 657 00:34:56,096 --> 00:34:57,331 - Good. - There you go. 658 00:34:57,364 --> 00:35:00,133 -See ya! -Independence is good, right? 659 00:35:01,335 --> 00:35:03,403 Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 660 00:35:03,437 --> 00:35:06,874 I'm a little nervous, actually, about being alone, 661 00:35:06,908 --> 00:35:08,275 so can you just 662 00:35:08,308 --> 00:35:10,377 not let anything really horrible happen? 663 00:35:11,713 --> 00:35:14,682 Oh, good. That makes me feel a little better. 664 00:35:17,317 --> 00:35:20,788 You know, maybe I will do my school project on religion. 665 00:35:22,155 --> 00:35:26,360 I think it's finally time for me to decide what to be, God. 666 00:35:27,260 --> 00:35:28,763 You wouldn't mind, would you? 667 00:35:29,463 --> 00:35:31,099 I'll tell you all about it. 668 00:35:31,131 --> 00:35:33,868 And I promise I won't make any decisions without you first. 669 00:35:46,014 --> 00:35:47,949 ♪ I am the very model Of a modern Major-General 670 00:35:47,982 --> 00:35:50,484 ♪ I've information vegetable Animal, and mineral 671 00:35:50,518 --> 00:35:51,886 ♪ I know the kings of England 672 00:35:51,919 --> 00:35:53,688 ♪ And I quote The fights historical... ♪ 673 00:35:53,721 --> 00:35:54,756 Grandma! 674 00:35:54,789 --> 00:35:56,189 Darling, you made it. 675 00:35:56,223 --> 00:35:59,861 Oh, look at you! You look gorgeous. 676 00:35:59,894 --> 00:36:00,995 So do you. Your hair's red. 677 00:36:01,029 --> 00:36:02,496 Yes, everybody thinks I'm a showgirl. 678 00:36:02,530 --> 00:36:04,231 Come on, we'll drop your bag with the doorman 679 00:36:04,264 --> 00:36:06,768 and then, we're gonna scoot to the Delacorte. 680 00:36:06,801 --> 00:36:07,835 ♪ With many cheerful facts 681 00:36:07,869 --> 00:36:08,970 ♪ About the square Of the hypotenuse 682 00:36:09,003 --> 00:36:10,237 ♪ With many cheerful facts 683 00:36:10,270 --> 00:36:11,304 ♪ About the square Of the hypotenuse 684 00:36:11,338 --> 00:36:12,573 ♪ With many cheerful facts 685 00:36:12,607 --> 00:36:14,374 ♪ About the square Of the hypotenuse 686 00:36:15,977 --> 00:36:18,345 ♪ Then I can write a washing Bill in Babylonic cuneiform 687 00:36:18,378 --> 00:36:20,447 ♪ And tell you every detail Of Caractacus's uniform 688 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,449 ♪ In short, in matters Vegetable, animal, and mineral 689 00:36:22,482 --> 00:36:25,019 ♪ I am the very model Of a modern Major-General 690 00:36:25,053 --> 00:36:27,421 ♪ In short, in matters Vegetable, animal, and mineral 691 00:36:27,454 --> 00:36:29,691 ♪ He is the very model Of a modern Major-General ♪ 692 00:36:33,795 --> 00:36:35,395 Wait, a minute. Okay. You should always 693 00:36:35,429 --> 00:36:38,099 put your hand lotion on last thing at night. 694 00:36:38,132 --> 00:36:39,232 And then, some ladies 695 00:36:39,266 --> 00:36:41,035 put gloves on over that to sleep in. 696 00:36:41,069 --> 00:36:42,804 - You know why? - No. 697 00:36:42,837 --> 00:36:45,338 Okay. You have to promise not to tell anybody this, 698 00:36:45,372 --> 00:36:46,440 what I'm going to tell you now. 699 00:36:46,473 --> 00:36:49,043 -Okay? Okay, swear? -Okay. I swear. 700 00:36:49,077 --> 00:36:50,343 So, I actually did this. 701 00:36:50,377 --> 00:36:51,946 I got a really fabulous hand cream 702 00:36:51,979 --> 00:36:53,280 and I bought these white gloves 703 00:36:53,313 --> 00:36:54,615 -and I put them on. All right. -Oh! 704 00:36:54,649 --> 00:36:56,851 No, I did, I did. And so, I'm lying there, like, 705 00:36:56,884 --> 00:36:58,086 I must've been asleep, 706 00:36:58,119 --> 00:36:59,286 and you know, and I must've gone like this 707 00:36:59,319 --> 00:37:01,589 and I was, like, "Ah! Who's in here?" 708 00:37:01,622 --> 00:37:04,759 Because I couldn't feel my own hands. 709 00:37:06,194 --> 00:37:07,995 I was frightened. 710 00:37:09,897 --> 00:37:14,602 Oh, God. You are a fab... I had the best time tonight. 711 00:37:14,635 --> 00:37:17,337 -It was amazing. -You are a great date, toots. 712 00:37:17,370 --> 00:37:19,173 Oh, my gosh. You are. 713 00:37:19,207 --> 00:37:22,342 Lordy, Lordy. 714 00:37:22,375 --> 00:37:24,979 Before I forget, if you hear, like, a 715 00:37:25,012 --> 00:37:26,681 or a it's not me. 716 00:37:27,347 --> 00:37:28,983 Okay? You're just dreaming 717 00:37:29,016 --> 00:37:30,885 and you're dreaming. All right? 718 00:37:30,918 --> 00:37:32,954 Okay. Sweet dreams. 719 00:37:42,029 --> 00:37:43,396 Hey, Grandma. 720 00:37:43,865 --> 00:37:45,298 Yeah, sugar. 721 00:37:46,534 --> 00:37:48,736 Do you think maybe I could go 722 00:37:48,770 --> 00:37:50,437 to the temple with you sometime? 723 00:37:50,470 --> 00:37:53,340 You bet you can. 724 00:37:54,075 --> 00:37:55,843 Really? Really? 725 00:37:56,544 --> 00:37:57,745 Yeah. 726 00:37:57,779 --> 00:38:01,015 We'll go in the morning. I got to find what to wear. 727 00:38:02,282 --> 00:38:04,351 Welcome. 728 00:38:04,384 --> 00:38:07,387 -Welcome. -My granddaughter is here with me today. 729 00:38:07,420 --> 00:38:08,656 Shabbat Shalom. 730 00:38:08,689 --> 00:38:11,526 My granddaughter. My granddaughter. 731 00:38:15,997 --> 00:38:18,699 There's the rabbi. He's the best in the city. 732 00:38:18,733 --> 00:38:21,002 Two hours, in and out, bing, bang, boom. 733 00:38:22,003 --> 00:38:23,470 Welcome, dear friends. 734 00:38:23,504 --> 00:38:25,006 Oh, it's starting. 735 00:38:25,039 --> 00:38:26,373 Shabbat Shalom. 736 00:38:26,406 --> 00:38:27,842 Shabbat Shalom. 737 00:38:27,875 --> 00:38:30,077 Shabbat Shalom means "hello," "goodbye," 738 00:38:30,111 --> 00:38:31,746 "peace and harmony," and other stuff. 739 00:38:31,779 --> 00:38:33,413 ...in thanks to God this morning. 740 00:38:33,446 --> 00:38:37,919 We open our prayer books and we turn to page 26. 741 00:39:08,950 --> 00:39:10,417 Agree to the terms 742 00:39:10,450 --> 00:39:12,385 of their covenant with God. 743 00:39:12,419 --> 00:39:14,155 Shabbat Shalom. 744 00:39:14,188 --> 00:39:15,756 Oh, that was lovely. 745 00:39:15,790 --> 00:39:16,791 Oh! 746 00:39:18,259 --> 00:39:21,361 Oh, sweetheart. Congratulations. 747 00:39:21,394 --> 00:39:23,130 Mazel tov. 748 00:39:25,766 --> 00:39:27,034 I don't know, God. 749 00:39:27,068 --> 00:39:29,469 The people seem nice and I like the music, 750 00:39:29,503 --> 00:39:33,574 but I guess I expected something else? 751 00:39:33,608 --> 00:39:37,845 I don't know what exactly. A feeling, maybe? 752 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,515 I can't believe that she took you to temple 753 00:39:41,549 --> 00:39:42,750 without even asking us. 754 00:39:42,783 --> 00:39:44,252 I'm honestly surprised it took her so long. 755 00:39:44,285 --> 00:39:46,419 I told you guys that it was my idea. 756 00:39:46,453 --> 00:39:48,455 I just wanted to try it out. 757 00:39:48,488 --> 00:39:50,625 I'm going to try church, too, Mom, so don't freak out. 758 00:39:50,658 --> 00:39:51,692 I don't care about church. 759 00:39:51,726 --> 00:39:53,361 I don't want you to go to church. 760 00:39:53,393 --> 00:39:55,395 I don't think you should be bothering yourself 761 00:39:55,428 --> 00:39:56,898 with any of this stuff right now. 762 00:39:56,931 --> 00:39:58,833 You said that I can choose my own religion when I grow up. 763 00:39:58,866 --> 00:40:01,269 Yeah, when you grow up. When you're an adult. 764 00:40:01,302 --> 00:40:02,637 I'm almost 12. 765 00:40:02,670 --> 00:40:05,405 - That's almost an adult. - Honey, no. 766 00:40:06,607 --> 00:40:09,476 Margaret. Honey. 767 00:40:10,044 --> 00:40:11,379 I shouldn't have laughed. 768 00:40:11,411 --> 00:40:13,648 -It was funny. -I just... 769 00:40:13,681 --> 00:40:15,182 I don't want her to go through any of it. 770 00:40:15,216 --> 00:40:18,418 I don't either. But it might not be the worst thing. 771 00:40:19,452 --> 00:40:20,554 Think about it. 772 00:40:20,588 --> 00:40:22,189 What does that mean? 773 00:40:22,790 --> 00:40:23,824 Well... 774 00:40:24,959 --> 00:40:26,928 she'll go to a couple of endless services 775 00:40:26,961 --> 00:40:28,495 and then, she'll realize how lucky she was 776 00:40:28,529 --> 00:40:29,864 we never made her go. 777 00:40:30,731 --> 00:40:32,633 Know what got me off going to temple? 778 00:40:32,667 --> 00:40:34,735 -What? -Going to temple. 779 00:40:34,769 --> 00:40:36,237 You don't understand a word they're saying. 780 00:40:36,270 --> 00:40:37,705 And you sit there for a long time. 781 00:40:39,140 --> 00:40:40,841 Oh, honey. Oh. 782 00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:42,710 -What? -I am so sorry. I am... 783 00:40:42,743 --> 00:40:44,477 -What? -I swear I'm going to 784 00:40:44,512 --> 00:40:46,280 buy the furniture. 785 00:40:46,314 --> 00:40:47,648 This is all I need. 786 00:40:47,682 --> 00:40:49,050 Look at it. And look... 787 00:40:51,752 --> 00:40:52,920 Oh, God! 788 00:40:53,721 --> 00:40:56,090 Find me a couch that does this. 789 00:40:56,123 --> 00:40:57,959 Okay? 790 00:41:00,161 --> 00:41:03,064 You know how ugly the ceiling in our gymnasium is? 791 00:41:03,097 --> 00:41:04,265 -It is. -Yes, it is. 792 00:41:04,298 --> 00:41:08,336 We'll have it refinished, paint it completely black 793 00:41:08,369 --> 00:41:11,906 and then we'll cut out little stars 794 00:41:12,807 --> 00:41:15,376 and recreate the night sky. 795 00:41:16,644 --> 00:41:17,912 -Oh, that's sweet. -How lovely. 796 00:41:17,945 --> 00:41:20,514 So how many stars would we need? 797 00:41:21,382 --> 00:41:23,818 Oh, I was thinking five or 10,000. 798 00:41:26,053 --> 00:41:27,487 It shouldn't take us long. 799 00:41:27,521 --> 00:41:29,323 I've got some scissors right here. 800 00:41:29,357 --> 00:41:31,659 Okay. 801 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,228 Promenade right. 802 00:41:36,931 --> 00:41:39,066 Now, single file. 803 00:41:42,303 --> 00:41:44,638 And that's it. Yeah! 804 00:41:44,672 --> 00:41:45,973 All right, great. 805 00:41:46,007 --> 00:41:48,009 It's the effort that counts. Have a good evening. 806 00:41:48,042 --> 00:41:50,544 -I'm so glad this is done. -Yeah, that sucked. 807 00:41:50,578 --> 00:41:52,046 -It took forever. -Norman's horrible. 808 00:41:54,582 --> 00:41:57,651 Guys. Gretchen got the book. 809 00:41:57,685 --> 00:41:59,887 - What book? - You know... 810 00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:02,890 My dad's anatomy book that I told you about? 811 00:42:09,563 --> 00:42:12,366 It looks like a thumb. 812 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,702 What? 813 00:42:17,772 --> 00:42:20,174 -Oh. -It's so saggy. 814 00:42:21,442 --> 00:42:23,444 It's a wobbly blob. 815 00:42:23,477 --> 00:42:25,746 My brother's looks like that. 816 00:42:26,647 --> 00:42:27,915 -Ew. -How do you know? 817 00:42:27,948 --> 00:42:29,417 He walks around naked. I see it. 818 00:42:29,450 --> 00:42:30,751 It's not a pleasant sight. 819 00:42:30,785 --> 00:42:32,186 I never want to see anyone naked, 820 00:42:32,219 --> 00:42:33,254 or have anyone see me naked. 821 00:42:33,287 --> 00:42:34,488 It's just gross. 822 00:42:34,523 --> 00:42:36,223 Come on. What about when you get married? 823 00:42:36,257 --> 00:42:37,658 Especially then. 824 00:42:37,691 --> 00:42:40,027 Janie, once you grow a little, 825 00:42:40,061 --> 00:42:41,962 you'll want the whole world to see you. 826 00:42:41,996 --> 00:42:44,098 Just like the girls in Playboy. 827 00:42:44,131 --> 00:42:45,633 What girls in Playboy? 828 00:42:45,666 --> 00:42:49,036 - You've never seen... - Playboy? 829 00:42:49,070 --> 00:42:51,405 Where would I see it? 830 00:42:51,439 --> 00:42:53,007 My dad gets Playboy. 831 00:42:54,275 --> 00:42:57,745 Wait. So you have a copy here, in this house? 832 00:42:57,778 --> 00:42:59,480 Well, I don't know where it is. 833 00:42:59,514 --> 00:43:00,981 Of course you know where it is. 834 00:43:01,015 --> 00:43:01,982 Go on. 835 00:43:02,016 --> 00:43:03,951 - I don't know. - Margaret, come on. 836 00:43:03,984 --> 00:43:06,620 -Go get it. -Go get it, Margaret. 837 00:43:08,122 --> 00:43:09,657 You don't want to overcook 838 00:43:09,690 --> 00:43:11,659 and you don't want to start cooking 839 00:43:11,692 --> 00:43:13,260 the bouillabaisse until just the last minute, 840 00:43:13,294 --> 00:43:14,295 because you've got your... 841 00:43:21,869 --> 00:43:24,805 Look how round they are. 842 00:43:24,839 --> 00:43:27,041 Mine just look like little wizard hats. 843 00:43:28,776 --> 00:43:30,678 "Hillary Brite is a 19-year-old 844 00:43:30,711 --> 00:43:32,646 "who loves water-skiing, horses and going out 845 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:34,648 "to the mall for an Orange Julius." 846 00:43:34,682 --> 00:43:35,883 Do you think any of us 847 00:43:35,916 --> 00:43:37,852 will look like that when we're 19? 848 00:43:38,986 --> 00:43:42,056 We must, we must, we must increase our bust! 849 00:43:42,089 --> 00:43:45,359 We must, we must, we must increase our bust! 850 00:43:46,460 --> 00:43:48,262 ♪ Jesus 851 00:43:49,531 --> 00:43:50,764 ♪ Jesus 852 00:43:50,798 --> 00:43:53,234 -♪ Hey, God -♪ Jesus 853 00:43:54,702 --> 00:43:57,438 ♪ I'm gonna tell everybody 854 00:43:57,471 --> 00:44:00,374 ♪ Not to be afraid... 855 00:44:00,407 --> 00:44:02,376 I don't know if I got the feeling, God, 856 00:44:02,409 --> 00:44:04,613 but I'm sure in a good mood. 857 00:44:04,645 --> 00:44:08,649 ♪ The kingdom of Jesus 858 00:44:08,682 --> 00:44:11,752 ♪ Has come ♪ 859 00:45:29,763 --> 00:45:32,900 Hey, what are you doing? Are those Christmas cards? 860 00:45:32,933 --> 00:45:34,168 Uh, New Year's cards. 861 00:45:34,201 --> 00:45:35,769 Um, I'm trying to get on top of it this year. 862 00:45:35,803 --> 00:45:37,438 -Yeah. -Um, oh, there's the mailman. 863 00:45:37,471 --> 00:45:39,006 -Can you... You've got your boots on? -Yeah. 864 00:45:39,039 --> 00:45:40,675 -Can you just run those out to him? -Sure. 865 00:45:40,709 --> 00:45:42,209 -Thank you, honey. -Of course. 866 00:45:44,912 --> 00:45:47,114 -Thank you. -Thank you. 867 00:46:01,328 --> 00:46:02,763 Norman Fisher? 868 00:46:03,764 --> 00:46:05,099 So, who's Norman Fisher? 869 00:46:05,132 --> 00:46:07,669 This weird kid in my class. 870 00:46:07,702 --> 00:46:09,270 I don't even know why he invited me. 871 00:46:09,303 --> 00:46:10,505 I barely know him. 872 00:46:15,175 --> 00:46:16,977 -Hello? -Did you get invited 873 00:46:17,011 --> 00:46:18,879 to stupid Norman Fisher's birthday party? 874 00:46:18,912 --> 00:46:20,047 Yeah. You did, too? 875 00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:21,448 Everyone did. The whole class. 876 00:46:21,482 --> 00:46:23,817 Janie, Gretchen, everyone. Even Philip Leroy. 877 00:46:23,851 --> 00:46:26,688 -Even Laura Danker? -I said everybody. 878 00:46:26,721 --> 00:46:28,922 Anyways, my mom talked to Norman's mom 879 00:46:28,956 --> 00:46:30,558 and I guess it's a big deal dinner party. 880 00:46:30,592 --> 00:46:32,560 We have to look extremely nice. 881 00:46:40,434 --> 00:46:41,468 Ow! 882 00:46:41,503 --> 00:46:43,103 Ready? Lean on back. 883 00:46:45,439 --> 00:46:46,541 No. No, no, no. 884 00:46:47,676 --> 00:46:49,476 Where are my shoes? 885 00:46:50,512 --> 00:46:51,513 Oh, my God! 886 00:46:55,249 --> 00:46:56,250 Mom! 887 00:46:59,754 --> 00:47:00,988 There we go. 888 00:47:01,021 --> 00:47:03,991 Oh, this is gonna look so pre... Stop moving! 889 00:47:07,796 --> 00:47:11,065 -We are done. -Yes! 890 00:47:11,098 --> 00:47:12,466 Okay, we're done. Come on. Mom. 891 00:47:12,499 --> 00:47:13,867 Perfect. One more for your body. One more. 892 00:47:13,901 --> 00:47:15,836 Okay, let's go. Mom, no! 893 00:47:15,869 --> 00:47:18,205 Okay. Wait. One more time. Please. 894 00:47:18,238 --> 00:47:19,873 I'm going to get these printed. 895 00:47:19,907 --> 00:47:21,375 -It's weird. -Okay, here. Just push them... 896 00:47:21,408 --> 00:47:23,077 Lick them with your fingers and stick it back. 897 00:47:23,110 --> 00:47:24,411 You got to go, you got to go. 898 00:47:27,014 --> 00:47:28,849 Bye! Thank you, Jan. 899 00:47:31,519 --> 00:47:32,687 My God, 900 00:47:32,721 --> 00:47:33,921 I am so excited for all of us to do this. 901 00:47:39,594 --> 00:47:40,729 All right, I'll just, um... 902 00:47:40,762 --> 00:47:42,697 - Just, just... - Okay. 903 00:47:42,731 --> 00:47:45,600 I'll just... Yeah, okay. Have fun. 904 00:48:02,684 --> 00:48:04,051 He's hilarious. 905 00:48:10,190 --> 00:48:11,559 How come she never talks to anybody? 906 00:48:11,593 --> 00:48:12,960 I don't know. 907 00:48:12,993 --> 00:48:15,462 Because she's too busy doing other stuff, that's why. 908 00:48:18,031 --> 00:48:19,967 Now, if everybody's had enough to eat, 909 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,404 we can start the games. 910 00:48:23,437 --> 00:48:24,672 The games? 911 00:48:29,611 --> 00:48:31,011 I'll spin first. 912 00:48:44,692 --> 00:48:46,694 Ooh! 913 00:48:56,270 --> 00:48:59,173 Okay. Now, it's Janie's turn to spin. 914 00:49:07,682 --> 00:49:10,217 -This is a great party. -Do we have to play this game? 915 00:49:10,250 --> 00:49:13,020 Well then, let's play a different game, huh? 916 00:49:13,053 --> 00:49:16,056 I have one. It's called Two Minutes in the Closet. 917 00:49:16,457 --> 00:49:17,559 What's that? 918 00:49:17,592 --> 00:49:18,693 Well, we all get a number, 919 00:49:18,726 --> 00:49:21,796 and then somebody will call out, like, number six 920 00:49:21,830 --> 00:49:22,931 and then those two 921 00:49:22,963 --> 00:49:25,232 will go into the closet and, you know... 922 00:49:25,265 --> 00:49:27,167 Ooh! 923 00:49:31,639 --> 00:49:33,340 Number three. 924 00:49:37,211 --> 00:49:38,345 Who's number three? 925 00:49:38,378 --> 00:49:40,748 Somebody's got to be number three. 926 00:49:49,323 --> 00:49:51,091 Go ahead. Into the bathroom. 927 00:49:51,124 --> 00:49:53,595 Somebody get Freddy a step stool. 928 00:50:04,204 --> 00:50:05,640 What do you think they're doing? 929 00:50:05,673 --> 00:50:07,742 I'm sorry. 930 00:50:10,912 --> 00:50:14,481 Ooh! 931 00:50:15,917 --> 00:50:17,217 You're next. 932 00:50:19,888 --> 00:50:24,491 I pick number... 12. 933 00:50:31,633 --> 00:50:32,634 What? 934 00:50:33,501 --> 00:50:34,502 You're 12? 935 00:50:36,905 --> 00:50:39,106 Ooh! 936 00:50:50,018 --> 00:50:51,418 Nice. 937 00:50:51,986 --> 00:50:53,220 Sorry. 938 00:51:19,346 --> 00:51:21,716 Margaret, turn around. 939 00:51:31,693 --> 00:51:32,727 Um... 940 00:51:33,528 --> 00:51:34,562 So... 941 00:51:36,463 --> 00:51:37,532 Hi. 942 00:51:38,298 --> 00:51:39,299 Hey. 943 00:51:40,935 --> 00:51:42,135 So... 944 00:52:13,101 --> 00:52:14,902 So, the kiss was really good? 945 00:52:14,936 --> 00:52:18,238 They were pretty good kisses. Yeah. 946 00:52:18,271 --> 00:52:21,609 Kisses? He kissed you more than once? 947 00:52:22,810 --> 00:52:24,612 Like, how many times? 948 00:52:24,646 --> 00:52:26,246 About five, I think. 949 00:52:27,147 --> 00:52:29,483 I don't know. I think I lost count. 950 00:52:31,686 --> 00:52:33,755 I know I shouldn't be enjoying this, God, 951 00:52:33,788 --> 00:52:36,323 but it's just too good. 952 00:52:36,356 --> 00:52:38,693 Sorry, sorry, I'm going to focus. 953 00:52:43,163 --> 00:52:45,399 The Book of Isaiah, chapter nine, 954 00:52:45,432 --> 00:52:47,200 verses six and seven says, 955 00:52:47,234 --> 00:52:52,507 "For unto us a child is born. Unto us, a son is given 956 00:52:52,540 --> 00:52:55,208 "and he will be called Wonderful Counselor, 957 00:52:55,242 --> 00:52:58,613 "Mighty God, Everlasting Father" 958 00:52:58,646 --> 00:53:01,082 If only you could give me a hint, God. 959 00:53:02,850 --> 00:53:04,786 I'm more confused than ever. 960 00:53:06,087 --> 00:53:07,855 Which religion should I be? 961 00:53:09,557 --> 00:53:11,159 Sometimes I just wish I'd been born 962 00:53:11,191 --> 00:53:12,593 one way or the other. 963 00:53:40,054 --> 00:53:41,589 Hi, there. This is Barbara calling, 964 00:53:41,622 --> 00:53:43,658 from Delano Elementary School. 965 00:53:43,691 --> 00:53:46,961 And we're just looking for, uh... donations. 966 00:53:47,662 --> 00:53:49,097 Sorry. 967 00:53:49,130 --> 00:53:52,265 Oh, God. I didn't realize it was dinner. 968 00:53:52,900 --> 00:53:54,902 Okay. Bye-bye. 969 00:54:17,058 --> 00:54:18,258 Hi. 970 00:54:26,333 --> 00:54:27,568 Don't go, don't go, don't go. 971 00:54:29,402 --> 00:54:32,472 I can't believe you're still there. Okay. 972 00:54:37,612 --> 00:54:38,613 Okay. 973 00:54:50,057 --> 00:54:51,391 No. 974 00:54:56,631 --> 00:54:57,532 Jan. 975 00:54:57,565 --> 00:55:00,333 I just popped by to pick up your stars. 976 00:55:00,802 --> 00:55:03,436 Yes. Um... 977 00:55:03,470 --> 00:55:06,306 Uh, I've been cleaning. Come on in. 978 00:55:06,339 --> 00:55:10,545 Um, I'll just, uh, get the stars. 979 00:55:10,578 --> 00:55:14,549 Um, they're, they're almost, uh, ready. 980 00:55:15,817 --> 00:55:18,953 You know, I ordered furniture and, um, 981 00:55:18,986 --> 00:55:21,388 -they still haven't sent it. -Oh, my gosh. 982 00:55:21,421 --> 00:55:23,224 So crazy. Okay, stars. Um... 983 00:55:23,257 --> 00:55:25,693 Stars. Stars. Stars. 984 00:55:27,895 --> 00:55:29,197 Thank you. 985 00:55:29,230 --> 00:55:31,165 Oh, and don't say anything, 986 00:55:31,199 --> 00:55:34,202 but Deb's stars are a little lopsided. 987 00:55:34,235 --> 00:55:35,402 Oh. 988 00:55:35,435 --> 00:55:37,305 You know, yours are so good. 989 00:55:37,337 --> 00:55:38,539 Thank you. 990 00:55:38,573 --> 00:55:41,008 You think you could do her allotment, too? 991 00:55:41,042 --> 00:55:42,910 Just between the two of us? 992 00:55:44,111 --> 00:55:45,947 Sure... Yes. 993 00:55:45,980 --> 00:55:49,382 Ah. Thank you. You are such a doll. 994 00:55:49,416 --> 00:55:53,453 Well, I better get going. There's lots to do still. 995 00:55:53,486 --> 00:55:55,189 -I'll get the door there. -Thank you. 996 00:55:55,223 --> 00:55:56,691 Okay. 997 00:55:56,724 --> 00:55:58,358 Okay, bye. Thank you for these. 998 00:55:58,391 --> 00:56:00,127 Bye, Jan. Sure, anytime. 999 00:56:12,372 --> 00:56:13,574 Hello, girls. 1000 00:56:14,041 --> 00:56:15,375 I'm Mrs. Webster. 1001 00:56:15,408 --> 00:56:17,211 And I am here to speak to you today 1002 00:56:17,245 --> 00:56:18,813 about your changing bodies. 1003 00:56:21,215 --> 00:56:24,285 Told you this was the big sex movie. 1004 00:56:24,318 --> 00:56:25,519 Some of you may have 1005 00:56:25,553 --> 00:56:28,623 already begun to experience these changes. 1006 00:56:28,656 --> 00:56:31,158 While others of you still haven't experienced 1007 00:56:31,192 --> 00:56:33,127 a single change at all. 1008 00:56:34,161 --> 00:56:36,163 We're going to watch a short film 1009 00:56:36,197 --> 00:56:37,999 to learn a little bit more. 1010 00:56:52,647 --> 00:56:54,081 All girls are unique. 1011 00:56:54,115 --> 00:56:57,551 But sometime, between the ages of nine and 16 1012 00:56:57,585 --> 00:57:00,821 one very special thing happens to every girl, 1013 00:57:00,855 --> 00:57:02,489 menstruation. 1014 00:57:03,791 --> 00:57:07,361 Once a month, a velvety lining of blood and tissue 1015 00:57:07,395 --> 00:57:09,530 forms in her uterus to make a warm, 1016 00:57:09,563 --> 00:57:12,967 nutritious place for a baby to grow. 1017 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:17,271 If a baby is not conceived, the lining is not needed. 1018 00:57:17,305 --> 00:57:21,342 And so, the blood is released through the vagina. 1019 00:57:21,375 --> 00:57:24,278 That's menstruation. 1020 00:57:24,312 --> 00:57:25,947 Who do you think will get it first? 1021 00:57:25,980 --> 00:57:28,015 Who do you think will get it last? 1022 00:57:30,051 --> 00:57:32,253 I honestly don't know what's taking me so long 1023 00:57:32,286 --> 00:57:33,955 to get this dumb furniture. 1024 00:57:33,988 --> 00:57:35,823 I guess I just want our house to look like one of those 1025 00:57:35,856 --> 00:57:38,491 nice little houses nice little families have. 1026 00:57:40,194 --> 00:57:41,461 Do you like these egg chairs? 1027 00:57:41,494 --> 00:57:43,564 When did you get your period? 1028 00:57:45,399 --> 00:57:46,434 Um... 1029 00:57:46,466 --> 00:57:48,135 Just tell me how old you were. 1030 00:57:48,169 --> 00:57:51,806 I... I think I was 14? 1031 00:57:52,773 --> 00:57:54,342 That late? 1032 00:57:54,375 --> 00:57:55,609 That's not late, actually. 1033 00:57:55,643 --> 00:57:57,645 I mean, I had a cousin who was 16. 1034 00:57:57,678 --> 00:57:59,947 Sixteen? Oh, my God. 1035 00:57:59,981 --> 00:58:02,950 I'd... I'd die if I didn't get it 1036 00:58:02,984 --> 00:58:04,318 before I was 16. 1037 00:58:04,352 --> 00:58:05,920 Honey, you will get it 1038 00:58:05,953 --> 00:58:08,488 exactly when you're supposed to get it. 1039 00:58:08,522 --> 00:58:09,790 Don't worry about it. 1040 00:58:12,093 --> 00:58:13,694 My mom got me Radio City tickets 1041 00:58:13,728 --> 00:58:15,629 since I got all straight A's. 1042 00:58:15,663 --> 00:58:17,732 Um, does anybody want to come? 1043 00:58:17,765 --> 00:58:20,001 Only bad thing is, is my brother and Moose are coming. 1044 00:58:20,034 --> 00:58:21,869 -Oh, I'll go. -Okay. 1045 00:58:24,138 --> 00:58:25,139 I got it. 1046 00:58:26,107 --> 00:58:27,141 Got what? 1047 00:58:28,075 --> 00:58:29,643 My period. 1048 00:58:31,979 --> 00:58:34,248 I just don't really understand how you got it first 1049 00:58:34,281 --> 00:58:35,549 when I have way more than you. 1050 00:58:35,583 --> 00:58:36,984 Well, that doesn't mean anything. 1051 00:58:37,018 --> 00:58:38,619 -Yes, it does, Gretchen. -Okay, just tell us 1052 00:58:38,652 --> 00:58:41,088 -how it happened. -Start from the very beginning. 1053 00:58:42,623 --> 00:58:46,494 Well, I was sitting there at dinner 1054 00:58:46,527 --> 00:58:47,962 eating my meatloaf 1055 00:58:47,995 --> 00:58:50,631 and I felt something coming out of me. 1056 00:58:51,265 --> 00:58:52,867 So I went to the bathroom, 1057 00:58:52,900 --> 00:58:56,871 pulled down my pants and that's when I saw the blood. 1058 00:58:58,606 --> 00:59:00,174 So I called my mom 1059 00:59:00,207 --> 00:59:01,442 and I showed her. 1060 00:59:01,475 --> 00:59:03,477 And she got some 1061 00:59:03,512 --> 00:59:06,347 "sanitary napkins," as she calls them. 1062 00:59:06,380 --> 00:59:08,182 I put one on and... 1063 00:59:09,750 --> 00:59:11,786 Well, that's the whole thing. 1064 00:59:13,888 --> 00:59:16,590 That's the whole thing? Just that? 1065 00:59:16,624 --> 00:59:18,292 - I told you everything. - No. 1066 00:59:18,325 --> 00:59:20,428 There has to be something more. 1067 00:59:20,461 --> 00:59:22,730 My sister said that it kinda has a smell. 1068 00:59:22,763 --> 00:59:24,632 But I haven't noticed that yet. 1069 00:59:24,665 --> 00:59:26,567 A smell? Like what? 1070 00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:29,003 She said it kinda smells like the monkey bars. 1071 00:59:29,036 --> 00:59:31,739 - The monkey bars? Ugh. - Yeah. 1072 00:59:31,772 --> 00:59:33,908 I used to love the monkey bars. 1073 00:59:33,941 --> 00:59:38,212 But do you feel older now? Like more mature? 1074 00:59:38,245 --> 00:59:39,580 Oh, yeah. 1075 00:59:39,613 --> 00:59:41,550 I don't know how to explain it 1076 00:59:41,582 --> 00:59:43,518 and you won't understand it till you get it, 1077 00:59:43,552 --> 00:59:46,620 but I feel like everything's changed. 1078 00:59:46,654 --> 00:59:47,822 Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 1079 00:59:47,855 --> 00:59:49,457 I've never been so jealous my entire life 1080 00:59:49,490 --> 00:59:50,658 and I hate myself for being jealous. 1081 00:59:50,691 --> 00:59:52,860 Just please, please just let me grow 1082 00:59:52,893 --> 00:59:54,261 and let me get my period. 1083 00:59:54,295 --> 00:59:56,330 Let me just be normal and regular like everybody else. 1084 00:59:56,363 --> 00:59:57,465 Just please, please, 1085 00:59:57,498 --> 00:59:59,033 please, please, please, please, please! 1086 01:00:02,169 --> 01:00:03,637 Amen. 1087 01:00:05,039 --> 01:00:07,475 I don't know if I want to do this. 1088 01:00:07,509 --> 01:00:09,977 It's fine. It's just so that we're ready. 1089 01:00:10,579 --> 01:00:12,012 Just in case. 1090 01:00:19,286 --> 01:00:20,287 Come on. 1091 01:00:21,355 --> 01:00:22,723 Okay. 1092 01:00:26,861 --> 01:00:28,863 Next in line, please. 1093 01:00:29,531 --> 01:00:31,031 Please, God, let it be a lady. 1094 01:00:32,366 --> 01:00:33,667 Please. 1095 01:00:34,235 --> 01:00:35,803 Thank you. 1096 01:00:39,273 --> 01:00:41,041 - Hey, there. - Hey. 1097 01:00:41,075 --> 01:00:42,710 -No... -Let's just put them back. 1098 01:00:42,743 --> 01:00:45,279 No, come on. Come on. 1099 01:01:17,546 --> 01:01:18,879 -Oh, my God! -Oh! 1100 01:01:23,552 --> 01:01:26,220 The Tic Tacs! 1101 01:01:27,656 --> 01:01:29,658 -Why the Tic Tacs? -I don't know. 1102 01:01:29,690 --> 01:01:32,193 -Everything worked out. -Oh, man. 1103 01:02:17,438 --> 01:02:20,007 Uh, come in. 1104 01:02:23,210 --> 01:02:24,044 -Hi. -Hey. 1105 01:02:24,078 --> 01:02:26,046 Uh, you've got a postcard. 1106 01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:29,149 -Oh. Thanks. -Who's in D.C.? 1107 01:02:29,183 --> 01:02:33,354 Uh, Nancy. Uh, they went for President's Day. 1108 01:02:34,188 --> 01:02:35,456 -Oh. -Yeah. 1109 01:02:35,489 --> 01:02:37,191 Okay. 1110 01:02:37,224 --> 01:02:39,893 -You want the door closed? -Yeah. Sure. 1111 01:02:45,634 --> 01:02:46,967 "I got it"? 1112 01:02:50,639 --> 01:02:52,439 Oh, come on! 1113 01:03:03,951 --> 01:03:07,921 Hello? Simon residence. Sylvia speaking. 1114 01:03:07,955 --> 01:03:09,223 Grandma? 1115 01:03:09,823 --> 01:03:12,793 Margaret? What's wrong? 1116 01:03:13,494 --> 01:03:15,029 I just really miss you. 1117 01:03:15,396 --> 01:03:16,397 Oh, honey. 1118 01:03:16,698 --> 01:03:18,098 Me, too. 1119 01:03:18,132 --> 01:03:20,635 I'll be back next week to see the Rockettes and... 1120 01:03:20,669 --> 01:03:22,671 maybe could I come down 1121 01:03:22,704 --> 01:03:24,673 and stay the night like we did last time? 1122 01:03:24,706 --> 01:03:26,440 Oh, sweetheart. 1123 01:03:26,473 --> 01:03:29,009 I'd love to, I'd love... But I... 1124 01:03:29,476 --> 01:03:30,477 Well... 1125 01:03:33,548 --> 01:03:35,617 I'm going to be in Florida then. 1126 01:03:35,650 --> 01:03:38,252 I, uh, I heard about this hotel 1127 01:03:38,285 --> 01:03:41,822 and there's a lot of people my age there and, uh... 1128 01:03:41,855 --> 01:03:44,358 Um, okay. 1129 01:03:44,391 --> 01:03:46,561 Wait a minute. Wait. Um... 1130 01:03:47,696 --> 01:03:49,930 What if you fly down to Florida 1131 01:03:49,963 --> 01:03:51,533 and spend a few days with me? 1132 01:03:51,566 --> 01:03:54,868 -Isn't your spring break soon? -Yeah. The end of April. 1133 01:03:54,902 --> 01:03:56,937 Perfect! I'll still be there. 1134 01:03:56,970 --> 01:03:58,439 I'll ask Mom and Dad. 1135 01:03:58,472 --> 01:04:00,107 Oh, great! 1136 01:04:00,140 --> 01:04:02,910 That's my girl. Bye, darling. 1137 01:04:08,315 --> 01:04:10,050 Come on, come on! Front row tickets! 1138 01:04:10,084 --> 01:04:13,588 -Front row tickets, remember? -I'm coming! Yes, coming! 1139 01:04:14,723 --> 01:04:16,023 I'm so excited. 1140 01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:19,960 Hi. 1141 01:04:20,528 --> 01:04:21,862 -Hi. -Hey. 1142 01:04:46,019 --> 01:04:48,422 -Excuse me. -Okay. 1143 01:04:48,757 --> 01:04:49,957 Thank you. 1144 01:05:03,904 --> 01:05:05,005 Sorry. Lefty. 1145 01:05:05,038 --> 01:05:06,541 Oh, no, it's okay. 1146 01:05:09,778 --> 01:05:11,178 Do you know if the waiter's anywhere? 1147 01:05:11,211 --> 01:05:14,348 Oh. You can have mine. I didn't drink any out of it. 1148 01:05:14,783 --> 01:05:15,983 Thanks. 1149 01:05:17,418 --> 01:05:18,419 Hey. 1150 01:05:20,789 --> 01:05:21,922 Do you know something 1151 01:05:21,955 --> 01:05:23,658 I've always liked about you, Margaret? 1152 01:05:23,691 --> 01:05:25,025 -No? -Come with me. 1153 01:05:25,058 --> 01:05:26,360 I got to go to the bathroom. 1154 01:05:26,393 --> 01:05:28,462 We'll be right back. Don't touch my food. 1155 01:05:31,231 --> 01:05:33,233 You know, I've had to go since we got here... 1156 01:05:34,401 --> 01:05:36,403 ...and then I drank, like, three 7Ups or something. 1157 01:05:36,437 --> 01:05:37,872 Uh-huh. 1158 01:05:41,676 --> 01:05:42,710 Oh, no. 1159 01:05:43,745 --> 01:05:45,078 -Oh, no. -What? 1160 01:05:45,613 --> 01:05:47,281 Oh, please. Oh, no. 1161 01:05:48,650 --> 01:05:49,684 Nancy? 1162 01:05:51,385 --> 01:05:52,754 Oh, no. 1163 01:05:52,787 --> 01:05:53,954 Nancy, what's wrong? 1164 01:05:53,987 --> 01:05:55,122 Go get my mom, Margaret. 1165 01:05:55,155 --> 01:05:56,858 -What's going on? -Go get my mom. 1166 01:05:56,891 --> 01:05:58,760 -Please, quick. -Let me in. 1167 01:05:58,793 --> 01:06:01,995 Please, please just go get my mom! 1168 01:06:02,029 --> 01:06:03,964 Okay, okay, I'll be right back. 1169 01:06:06,668 --> 01:06:10,103 Mrs. Wheeler, Nancy's crying. She needs you. 1170 01:06:10,137 --> 01:06:12,372 Oh, oh. All right. 1171 01:06:18,245 --> 01:06:19,079 Nancy? 1172 01:06:19,112 --> 01:06:21,649 -Nancy? -Oh, Mom, please help me. 1173 01:06:21,683 --> 01:06:23,952 -Please help me. Please. -The door's locked, Nancy. 1174 01:06:23,984 --> 01:06:25,352 I can't get in. You have to unlock it. 1175 01:06:25,385 --> 01:06:28,088 -I can't open it, I can't. -Yes, you can, Nancy. 1176 01:06:28,121 --> 01:06:30,324 Unlock this door. Come on. 1177 01:06:31,826 --> 01:06:33,060 Let me in. 1178 01:06:39,868 --> 01:06:40,902 What's going on? 1179 01:06:42,469 --> 01:06:44,706 All right, all right, calm down. 1180 01:06:44,739 --> 01:06:46,206 Calm down, I can't help you. 1181 01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:48,643 Hmm? Hey, look at me. Calm down. 1182 01:06:48,676 --> 01:06:51,679 I can't help you if you don't stop crying and talk to me. 1183 01:06:55,415 --> 01:06:57,552 Hey. What is it? 1184 01:07:05,727 --> 01:07:09,429 Oh. Well, all right. Um... 1185 01:07:11,064 --> 01:07:12,567 Here. We'll just, uh... 1186 01:07:14,468 --> 01:07:15,770 Margaret? 1187 01:07:15,803 --> 01:07:17,137 Margaret. 1188 01:07:17,170 --> 01:07:21,009 Would you get Nancy a pad, please 1189 01:07:21,041 --> 01:07:23,477 from the dispenser on the wall? 1190 01:07:25,112 --> 01:07:27,347 She got her period, sweetie. 1191 01:07:27,381 --> 01:07:29,617 Does she always act like that? 1192 01:07:29,651 --> 01:07:33,153 Well, it's her first time. She's just a little scared. 1193 01:07:46,801 --> 01:07:47,835 Thank you, sweetie. 1194 01:07:49,202 --> 01:07:50,638 All right. Yeah? 1195 01:07:52,740 --> 01:07:53,808 All right. 1196 01:07:55,643 --> 01:07:57,377 Well, you girls wash up. 1197 01:07:57,411 --> 01:08:00,080 I'm going to go tell the others not to worry. 1198 01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:06,219 Not too long now. Okay? 1199 01:08:37,184 --> 01:08:40,487 Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 1200 01:08:42,090 --> 01:08:44,124 I don't even know what to say. 1201 01:09:04,979 --> 01:09:06,648 I'm going to Florida? 1202 01:09:07,515 --> 01:09:09,884 -Happy birthday. -Mom. Thank you so much. 1203 01:09:15,422 --> 01:09:16,423 Hey! 1204 01:09:17,525 --> 01:09:19,827 -Happy birthday. -Thank you. 1205 01:09:19,861 --> 01:09:21,328 Why do we have different seats? 1206 01:09:21,361 --> 01:09:23,665 He said we're in groups to study different countries. 1207 01:09:49,624 --> 01:09:51,291 Oh. Hey. 1208 01:09:51,324 --> 01:09:53,895 Hey. Happy birthday. 1209 01:09:53,928 --> 01:09:54,962 -Thanks. -Oh, and, uh, 1210 01:09:54,996 --> 01:09:58,166 -I got you something. -Ow! 1211 01:09:58,198 --> 01:10:00,034 It's a pinch to grow an inch. 1212 01:10:00,068 --> 01:10:03,437 And you know where you need that inch. Hey. 1213 01:10:06,373 --> 01:10:08,743 Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 1214 01:10:08,776 --> 01:10:11,946 I hate Philip Leroy. I hate him. 1215 01:10:11,979 --> 01:10:15,282 I hate Laura Danker, too! With her big boobs. 1216 01:10:15,315 --> 01:10:18,218 "Ooh, look at me, everybody, I'm wearing a sweater." 1217 01:10:19,020 --> 01:10:21,556 I hate Nancy. That liar! 1218 01:10:21,589 --> 01:10:23,290 And Norman Fisher, the way that he reads 1219 01:10:23,323 --> 01:10:25,960 with his stupid lips flapping everywhere! 1220 01:10:25,993 --> 01:10:30,064 Please. Please, just hurry up and get me to Florida! 1221 01:10:38,673 --> 01:10:40,174 Philip and Norman should be here. 1222 01:10:40,208 --> 01:10:42,543 They make us do all the work. 1223 01:10:42,577 --> 01:10:44,679 What time is your mom picking you up? 1224 01:10:45,613 --> 01:10:46,714 Not till later. 1225 01:10:46,748 --> 01:10:48,850 I have to go to St. Thomas for Confession first. 1226 01:10:48,883 --> 01:10:51,519 Confession? 1227 01:10:51,552 --> 01:10:53,521 It's just something you have to do when you're Catholic. 1228 01:10:54,354 --> 01:10:55,857 What do you confess? 1229 01:10:57,658 --> 01:10:58,659 Things. 1230 01:11:00,094 --> 01:11:02,395 What kinds of things? 1231 01:11:06,634 --> 01:11:07,635 Never mind. 1232 01:11:15,877 --> 01:11:17,979 You're just copying straight out of the World Book. 1233 01:11:18,713 --> 01:11:20,347 It's four words. 1234 01:11:20,380 --> 01:11:22,884 "Germany invaded Belgium when..." 1235 01:11:22,917 --> 01:11:24,284 So, you're still cheating. 1236 01:11:24,317 --> 01:11:26,187 Mr. Benedict will know if you're cheating. 1237 01:11:26,220 --> 01:11:28,823 I'm not cheating! Jeez! 1238 01:11:32,492 --> 01:11:33,928 Quit acting like you know everything 1239 01:11:33,961 --> 01:11:35,129 and you're so great. 1240 01:11:35,163 --> 01:11:36,631 This has nothing to do with being great. 1241 01:11:36,664 --> 01:11:38,733 I know all about the stuff that you do. 1242 01:11:40,268 --> 01:11:41,636 What's that supposed to mean? 1243 01:11:41,669 --> 01:11:43,538 I heard about you and Moose Freed. 1244 01:11:44,337 --> 01:11:46,007 What about me and Moose Freed? 1245 01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:49,010 Oh, how you and Evan and Moose go behind the A&P. 1246 01:11:49,043 --> 01:11:50,443 And why would I do that? 1247 01:11:50,477 --> 01:11:54,115 I don't know why you do it. But I know why they do it. 1248 01:11:54,148 --> 01:11:56,349 So they can feel you up or something and you let them. 1249 01:11:56,383 --> 01:11:57,752 You're a liar. You're lying! 1250 01:11:57,785 --> 01:11:58,820 I'm not lying. 1251 01:11:58,853 --> 01:11:59,954 You're just like Nancy. 1252 01:11:59,987 --> 01:12:02,824 All you do is pick on people and make up stories. 1253 01:12:02,857 --> 01:12:04,826 You think I don't know about you and your friends? 1254 01:12:17,337 --> 01:12:18,873 Laura! 1255 01:12:18,906 --> 01:12:21,474 Wait. Please! Laura! 1256 01:12:21,509 --> 01:12:23,878 -Wait up. Please! -You think I don't know 1257 01:12:23,911 --> 01:12:26,180 that all of you make fun of me like it's some kind of game? 1258 01:12:26,214 --> 01:12:27,414 -It's not me. -Do you think I want to be 1259 01:12:27,447 --> 01:12:28,983 the biggest kid in the class? 1260 01:12:29,016 --> 01:12:32,253 How would you feel if you were to wear a bra in fourth grade 1261 01:12:32,286 --> 01:12:33,321 and everybody called you names 1262 01:12:33,353 --> 01:12:35,022 just because of how you looked? 1263 01:12:36,090 --> 01:12:37,357 I don't know. 1264 01:12:41,662 --> 01:12:44,364 Hey, wait. I really am sorry. 1265 01:13:02,850 --> 01:13:04,018 Laura? 1266 01:13:05,987 --> 01:13:07,021 Laura. 1267 01:13:23,838 --> 01:13:26,607 I'm the worst person who ever lived, God. 1268 01:13:26,641 --> 01:13:29,543 I picked on Laura Danker just because I felt mean. 1269 01:13:30,711 --> 01:13:33,347 I don't want to be like Nancy. 1270 01:13:33,381 --> 01:13:36,684 I don't even know if I want to be friends with her anymore. 1271 01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:40,988 I've been looking for you, God. 1272 01:13:42,757 --> 01:13:45,126 I looked for you in Temple, 1273 01:13:45,159 --> 01:13:46,694 I looked for you in Church... 1274 01:13:48,229 --> 01:13:49,897 I didn't feel you at all. 1275 01:13:52,566 --> 01:13:54,201 Why? Why, God? 1276 01:13:55,836 --> 01:13:58,906 Why do I only feel you when I'm alone? 1277 01:14:03,210 --> 01:14:05,513 Yes, my child. 1278 01:14:05,546 --> 01:14:08,082 Do you have something you'd like to confess? 1279 01:14:10,051 --> 01:14:11,185 Um... 1280 01:14:17,358 --> 01:14:18,726 I... 1281 01:14:18,759 --> 01:14:20,995 I did something really awful. 1282 01:14:23,130 --> 01:14:24,464 And... 1283 01:14:26,667 --> 01:14:28,135 I'm really sorry. 1284 01:15:00,067 --> 01:15:01,669 "Dear Barbara, 1285 01:15:01,702 --> 01:15:03,904 "your letter felt like an answer to prayer. 1286 01:15:03,938 --> 01:15:06,173 "Your father and I have been thinking about you a lot. 1287 01:15:06,207 --> 01:15:08,843 "We're getting older and suddenly, more than anything, 1288 01:15:08,876 --> 01:15:12,813 "we'd like to see our only daughter 1289 01:15:12,847 --> 01:15:15,516 "and finally get to know our granddaughter, Margaret Ann." 1290 01:15:17,351 --> 01:15:18,619 "We're flying east next week, 1291 01:15:18,652 --> 01:15:20,488 "and we sincerely hope you'll let us visit. 1292 01:15:20,521 --> 01:15:22,723 "Love, your mother, Mary Hutchins." 1293 01:15:29,463 --> 01:15:30,898 So you sent them a card? 1294 01:15:33,334 --> 01:15:34,902 I don't know why. 1295 01:15:44,478 --> 01:15:45,646 Do you remember what it was like 1296 01:15:45,679 --> 01:15:47,314 when they just cast you out? 1297 01:15:49,083 --> 01:15:50,151 Yes. 1298 01:15:50,184 --> 01:15:51,185 Do you? 1299 01:15:52,186 --> 01:15:53,621 Because I remember. 1300 01:15:53,654 --> 01:15:54,989 I know. I know. 1301 01:15:55,823 --> 01:15:58,025 How they treated you was just... 1302 01:15:58,926 --> 01:16:00,661 -I know. -How they treated me? 1303 01:16:01,530 --> 01:16:03,564 They think you're going to hell 1304 01:16:03,597 --> 01:16:05,099 because you married a Jew. 1305 01:16:06,167 --> 01:16:07,334 Think about that. 1306 01:16:08,002 --> 01:16:09,003 I... 1307 01:16:10,071 --> 01:16:11,172 I know. 1308 01:16:11,205 --> 01:16:14,675 Do you really, really want to open up that door? 1309 01:16:15,309 --> 01:16:16,610 We have a good life. 1310 01:16:16,644 --> 01:16:18,045 Yes. Yes. 1311 01:16:19,447 --> 01:16:20,648 I... 1312 01:16:21,749 --> 01:16:26,153 But what if this means... they've changed? 1313 01:16:29,457 --> 01:16:30,691 And if they haven't? 1314 01:16:34,495 --> 01:16:36,163 They're my parents. 1315 01:16:38,933 --> 01:16:39,967 Mmm. 1316 01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:42,069 -The only ones I got. -They are your parents. 1317 01:16:43,170 --> 01:16:45,272 Oh, God. 1318 01:16:45,306 --> 01:16:48,175 Oh, my goodness. 1319 01:16:48,209 --> 01:16:49,210 I'm sorry. 1320 01:16:52,746 --> 01:16:53,981 What's going on? 1321 01:16:54,014 --> 01:16:55,382 Um... 1322 01:16:55,416 --> 01:16:57,952 -Oh. -Oh, honey, um... 1323 01:16:59,153 --> 01:17:00,287 Uh... 1324 01:17:02,189 --> 01:17:03,324 We got a letter 1325 01:17:03,357 --> 01:17:06,160 from, um, from my parents, from your grandparents. 1326 01:17:06,193 --> 01:17:08,062 And they're coming to visit next week. 1327 01:17:08,095 --> 01:17:10,532 - Next... next week? - Mmm-hmm. 1328 01:17:10,565 --> 01:17:12,133 They're really excited to meet you. 1329 01:17:12,166 --> 01:17:14,135 I won't be here. I'll be in Florida. 1330 01:17:17,037 --> 01:17:18,973 I'm still going to Florida, aren't I? 1331 01:17:19,006 --> 01:17:21,842 -Margaret, look... -No. What? 1332 01:17:21,876 --> 01:17:23,978 I can't even go to Florida now? 1333 01:17:24,011 --> 01:17:26,147 Come on, I don't even want to see them. 1334 01:17:26,180 --> 01:17:27,582 I want to see Grandma. 1335 01:17:27,616 --> 01:17:29,817 I know. I know and we will make this up to you. 1336 01:17:29,850 --> 01:17:31,819 I promise, you will go to Florida, 1337 01:17:31,852 --> 01:17:34,021 -just another time. -No, I don't want 1338 01:17:34,054 --> 01:17:35,956 to go to Florida another time. 1339 01:17:36,857 --> 01:17:38,527 Does Grandma know about this? 1340 01:17:38,560 --> 01:17:40,094 No, not yet. We have to call her. 1341 01:17:40,127 --> 01:17:42,196 Well, I'm not doing it. You can do it yourself. 1342 01:17:42,229 --> 01:17:44,098 - No, of course. Of course. - Let me handle that. 1343 01:17:44,131 --> 01:17:46,333 -No, I will... -Please let me call. Please. 1344 01:17:52,173 --> 01:17:54,708 To this beautiful day. 1345 01:17:57,612 --> 01:17:59,013 Just one moment. 1346 01:17:59,813 --> 01:18:01,516 Don't eat all the cheese without me. 1347 01:18:02,850 --> 01:18:05,386 I'm just kidding. You eat as much as you want. 1348 01:18:05,419 --> 01:18:07,054 Depending on your cholesterol. 1349 01:18:07,087 --> 01:18:09,356 I'm sure it's low. 1350 01:18:14,762 --> 01:18:15,930 Simon residence. 1351 01:18:15,963 --> 01:18:17,632 Hi, Mom. Yes. Uh... 1352 01:18:17,666 --> 01:18:18,999 Herb? 1353 01:18:19,033 --> 01:18:20,734 Uh, Margaret's, uh, plan to come to Florida next week 1354 01:18:20,768 --> 01:18:21,802 isn't going to work out. 1355 01:18:21,835 --> 01:18:23,037 I'm really sorry. 1356 01:18:24,038 --> 01:18:25,706 Just give me the phone. 1357 01:18:26,740 --> 01:18:27,841 Hey, Grandma. 1358 01:18:27,875 --> 01:18:30,110 Margaret, what happened? What's going on? 1359 01:18:30,144 --> 01:18:32,046 We... 1360 01:18:32,079 --> 01:18:35,015 We got a letter that my other grandparents are coming. 1361 01:18:35,950 --> 01:18:39,853 And I just really wanted to see you. 1362 01:18:39,887 --> 01:18:42,022 Put your mother on the phone right now. 1363 01:18:43,525 --> 01:18:45,292 - Oh, no... - It's okay. 1364 01:18:47,962 --> 01:18:48,862 Sylvia. 1365 01:18:48,896 --> 01:18:50,599 What the hell is going on, Barbara? 1366 01:18:50,632 --> 01:18:53,635 Sylvia, I'm so very sorry about this 1367 01:18:53,668 --> 01:18:56,837 and I will try and explain it another time. 1368 01:18:56,870 --> 01:18:58,806 No. You're going to explain right now. 1369 01:18:58,839 --> 01:19:00,441 I'm sorry, I have to... I have to go. 1370 01:19:05,045 --> 01:19:07,381 Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. 1371 01:19:07,414 --> 01:19:09,984 -I'm absolutely miserable. -I am so sorry. 1372 01:19:10,017 --> 01:19:12,453 Everything is going wrong. Everything. 1373 01:19:13,220 --> 01:19:14,723 I'm begging you. 1374 01:19:14,755 --> 01:19:17,791 Make something happen so that they don't come 1375 01:19:17,825 --> 01:19:19,893 and I can still go to Florida. 1376 01:19:28,603 --> 01:19:30,271 Please, Margaret. Even if it's fake, 1377 01:19:30,304 --> 01:19:32,406 can you just look happy? 1378 01:19:33,841 --> 01:19:35,809 Or at least not so unhappy? 1379 01:19:37,144 --> 01:19:39,179 Why do you even want to see them? 1380 01:19:39,213 --> 01:19:41,248 After everything that they did to you? 1381 01:19:43,183 --> 01:19:48,255 Because I want them to see how great we've done. 1382 01:19:48,289 --> 01:19:51,559 I... And how proud I am of our family. 1383 01:19:56,598 --> 01:19:58,232 Hey! Hello. 1384 01:19:59,266 --> 01:20:00,301 That's them. 1385 01:20:01,068 --> 01:20:02,069 Okay. 1386 01:20:04,572 --> 01:20:05,573 Hi! 1387 01:20:06,940 --> 01:20:09,577 They might hug you, I don't know. 1388 01:20:09,611 --> 01:20:11,011 Just be prepared. 1389 01:20:14,948 --> 01:20:16,116 -Hi! -Hello! 1390 01:20:16,150 --> 01:20:18,419 Hello. It's so nice to see you. 1391 01:20:18,452 --> 01:20:20,588 Oh, you too, Barbara. 1392 01:20:22,657 --> 01:20:23,957 Oh. 1393 01:20:29,063 --> 01:20:30,964 -Hi, honey. -Oh. 1394 01:20:34,435 --> 01:20:36,970 - This must be Margaret Ann. - Mmm-hmm. 1395 01:20:40,074 --> 01:20:41,842 We're very glad to meet you. 1396 01:20:41,875 --> 01:20:44,411 -Yes, we are. Yes, we are. -Me, too. 1397 01:20:45,245 --> 01:20:46,313 Um... 1398 01:20:47,481 --> 01:20:49,450 Bags! We'll get the bags. 1399 01:20:49,483 --> 01:20:53,020 Um, Herb is just out, uh, with the car. 1400 01:20:53,053 --> 01:20:55,155 - Yeah, so... Okay. - Okay. 1401 01:20:55,189 --> 01:20:57,491 Just out here to the right. 1402 01:20:57,525 --> 01:20:59,293 The blue car there. Yep. 1403 01:21:01,295 --> 01:21:02,797 Hey. 1404 01:21:02,831 --> 01:21:04,599 -Youse okay? Yeah? -Yeah. 1405 01:21:04,632 --> 01:21:06,100 Mom, Dad, you remember Herb? 1406 01:21:06,133 --> 01:21:07,535 -Yeah. Hello, Herb. -Hi. 1407 01:21:07,569 --> 01:21:08,737 -How are you? -Okay. 1408 01:21:08,770 --> 01:21:10,471 -Hi. Nice to see you. -Hello. 1409 01:21:11,405 --> 01:21:13,140 Um, should I... I'll take this for you. 1410 01:21:13,173 --> 01:21:14,208 Oh. 1411 01:21:17,612 --> 01:21:18,646 All right. 1412 01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:20,080 Okay. 1413 01:21:20,948 --> 01:21:22,015 All right. Should I put these up? 1414 01:21:22,049 --> 01:21:23,484 Oh, yes. Thank you. 1415 01:21:24,885 --> 01:21:28,656 Here we are. Make yourselves comfortable. 1416 01:21:28,690 --> 01:21:30,592 -Lovely home. -Yeah! 1417 01:21:30,625 --> 01:21:33,160 Thank you. Yes. Uh... 1418 01:21:33,961 --> 01:21:35,697 Okay. So, uh, Margaret, uh, 1419 01:21:35,730 --> 01:21:36,865 can you show them to their room? 1420 01:21:36,897 --> 01:21:39,634 And, um, I'll just get dinner started. 1421 01:21:39,667 --> 01:21:42,504 Sure. Um, up this way. 1422 01:21:46,306 --> 01:21:48,810 Gosh, you look just like your mom 1423 01:21:48,843 --> 01:21:50,277 when she was your age. 1424 01:21:50,310 --> 01:21:52,980 Um, yeah. This way. 1425 01:22:00,220 --> 01:22:02,724 - Hi. - Hey. 1426 01:22:02,757 --> 01:22:03,924 How are you doing? 1427 01:22:03,957 --> 01:22:06,126 Uh... How are you doing? 1428 01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:08,162 Um, I used up all my small talk 1429 01:22:08,195 --> 01:22:09,564 -in the car. -Oh, God. 1430 01:22:09,597 --> 01:22:11,932 Do they like sports? TV shows? 1431 01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:15,469 Game shows. They used to watch game shows. 1432 01:22:15,503 --> 01:22:18,773 Okay. Game shows, game shows. 1433 01:22:18,807 --> 01:22:20,007 Hmm. 1434 01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:21,643 Um, coming! 1435 01:22:24,478 --> 01:22:25,513 Herb! 1436 01:22:26,380 --> 01:22:27,247 Mom! 1437 01:22:27,281 --> 01:22:29,617 Baby! Come give your mom a big hug. 1438 01:22:29,651 --> 01:22:30,852 Oh. 1439 01:22:30,885 --> 01:22:32,687 -Oh. Look at your little face. -Sylvia? 1440 01:22:32,720 --> 01:22:34,021 Yeah. My mom is here. 1441 01:22:34,054 --> 01:22:35,422 Uh, yes, she is. What's happening? 1442 01:22:35,456 --> 01:22:37,659 Well, Margaret said she needed to see me, 1443 01:22:37,692 --> 01:22:38,959 so we flew out from Florida. 1444 01:22:38,992 --> 01:22:40,160 Are your parents here yet? 1445 01:22:40,194 --> 01:22:42,963 Oh. This is Morris Binamin. 1446 01:22:42,996 --> 01:22:45,032 Rhymes with cinnamon. 1447 01:22:45,065 --> 01:22:47,234 - Hi. - Grandma! 1448 01:22:47,267 --> 01:22:50,170 There's my Margaret! Oh! 1449 01:22:50,204 --> 01:22:52,172 - Did you know? - I had no... I know. 1450 01:22:52,206 --> 01:22:53,407 I missed you so much! 1451 01:22:53,440 --> 01:22:54,909 I thought you were in Florida. 1452 01:22:54,943 --> 01:22:56,778 I know. Well, Florida came to you. 1453 01:22:56,811 --> 01:22:58,111 Uh... 1454 01:22:58,145 --> 01:23:01,516 Mom, Dad, this is Sylvia. Herb's mom. 1455 01:23:01,549 --> 01:23:05,687 Sylvia, this... These are my parents, Paul and Mary. 1456 01:23:05,720 --> 01:23:07,221 Hello. 1457 01:23:07,254 --> 01:23:09,122 Hello. 1458 01:23:11,726 --> 01:23:12,794 We have pot roast. 1459 01:23:12,827 --> 01:23:14,428 Sure. 1460 01:23:17,097 --> 01:23:18,499 Mmm. 1461 01:23:19,734 --> 01:23:21,034 - Mmm. - Oh, yeah. 1462 01:23:21,068 --> 01:23:23,237 -Dinner is delicious, Barbara. -Oh, my God, yes. 1463 01:23:23,270 --> 01:23:26,073 -Oh. -You have definitely improved. 1464 01:23:26,106 --> 01:23:28,375 - It is very nice. - Thank you. 1465 01:23:30,277 --> 01:23:35,215 Well, I have to admit it was a bit of a jolt, um, 1466 01:23:35,249 --> 01:23:39,453 but it's nice to have everyone here together. 1467 01:23:39,486 --> 01:23:41,088 The whole family. 1468 01:23:43,323 --> 01:23:45,827 And Mr. Binamin. 1469 01:23:45,860 --> 01:23:47,461 Nice to have you, too. 1470 01:23:50,230 --> 01:23:52,132 -L'chaim. -L'chaim. 1471 01:23:53,801 --> 01:23:57,204 L'chaim. L'chaim. 1472 01:23:57,237 --> 01:24:00,207 L'chaim. L'chaim. L'chaim. L'chaim. L'chaim. 1473 01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:02,376 To life! 1474 01:24:09,082 --> 01:24:10,618 So, um, do you watch Jeopardy!? 1475 01:24:15,590 --> 01:24:17,959 I used to braid your mama's hair 1476 01:24:17,992 --> 01:24:19,092 when she was a little girl. 1477 01:24:19,126 --> 01:24:21,029 Did your mom ever braid your hair? 1478 01:24:21,094 --> 01:24:23,565 Um, yeah, she used to do it all the time. 1479 01:24:23,598 --> 01:24:26,634 I can see she taught you how to braid with your bracelet. 1480 01:24:26,668 --> 01:24:27,735 Yeah. 1481 01:24:27,769 --> 01:24:29,037 Oh, there's just so much 1482 01:24:29,069 --> 01:24:30,505 we want to get to know about you, Margaret. 1483 01:24:30,538 --> 01:24:32,540 Twelve years is a lot to catch up on. 1484 01:24:32,574 --> 01:24:33,741 Yeah. A long time. 1485 01:24:34,441 --> 01:24:37,077 So, uh, we were wondering... 1486 01:24:38,445 --> 01:24:40,180 Do you go to Sunday school? 1487 01:24:40,213 --> 01:24:42,617 Or, uh, have you ever thought about it? 1488 01:24:43,518 --> 01:24:46,988 -Uh... -Nope. Never. Not once. 1489 01:24:47,021 --> 01:24:49,624 We asked Margaret the question, Sylvia. 1490 01:24:49,657 --> 01:24:50,692 Margaret? 1491 01:24:50,725 --> 01:24:51,859 Well, you're wasting your time 1492 01:24:51,893 --> 01:24:55,029 because Margaret went to Temple and she's Jewish. 1493 01:24:55,063 --> 01:24:56,831 What did you say? 1494 01:24:56,864 --> 01:24:57,899 Excuse me. 1495 01:24:57,932 --> 01:24:59,266 Margaret went to Temple. 1496 01:24:59,299 --> 01:25:00,768 -Okay, Mom, you're done. -What are you talking about? 1497 01:25:00,802 --> 01:25:02,837 Okay, that's it. Well, you left the room 1498 01:25:02,870 --> 01:25:04,471 and they're trying to convert her. 1499 01:25:04,505 --> 01:25:05,940 Well, Margaret has the right to be baptized 1500 01:25:05,974 --> 01:25:07,075 if she wants to be. 1501 01:25:07,107 --> 01:25:09,043 - Baptized? - If she wants to be. 1502 01:25:09,077 --> 01:25:10,277 I can't believe this. 1503 01:25:11,445 --> 01:25:12,747 I can't believe you're doing this. 1504 01:25:12,780 --> 01:25:14,616 All right. Everyone, this discussion is over. 1505 01:25:14,649 --> 01:25:16,618 We're her parents and this discussion is over. 1506 01:25:16,651 --> 01:25:18,920 Yeah, you're right, it's over, because she's already Jewish. 1507 01:25:18,953 --> 01:25:20,454 -Sylvia! -Well, in our eyes, 1508 01:25:20,487 --> 01:25:24,092 -she's Christian. -No, no! Margaret is nothing! 1509 01:25:24,124 --> 01:25:27,194 Margaret is not Jewish or Christian. 1510 01:25:27,227 --> 01:25:30,098 She is no religion until she decides. 1511 01:25:30,130 --> 01:25:31,231 Well, how can she be Jewish 1512 01:25:31,264 --> 01:25:32,767 -if her mother is Christian? -Stop. 1513 01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:34,669 You were never there for her. You abandoned her. 1514 01:25:34,702 --> 01:25:35,536 What does it matter? 1515 01:25:35,570 --> 01:25:37,137 Do you think that we wanted this? 1516 01:25:40,440 --> 01:25:41,475 Stop it! 1517 01:25:42,777 --> 01:25:44,311 All of you, just stop it. 1518 01:25:44,344 --> 01:25:47,180 I don't care. I don't care anymore. 1519 01:25:47,214 --> 01:25:49,651 It's all just so stupid, religion! 1520 01:25:49,684 --> 01:25:50,918 Just stop fighting! 1521 01:25:50,952 --> 01:25:52,920 I... I don't want a religion. 1522 01:25:52,954 --> 01:25:55,590 - I don't care. I don't care! - Margaret... 1523 01:25:56,758 --> 01:25:58,726 I don't even believe in God! 1524 01:26:06,734 --> 01:26:08,803 Are you happy? Hmm? 1525 01:26:10,672 --> 01:26:12,707 -I'm so sorry. I did this. -No, no, no. This is not... 1526 01:26:12,740 --> 01:26:14,307 -I am so sorry. -No, this is not your fault. 1527 01:26:14,341 --> 01:26:17,210 This is not your fault. Okay, this is not your fault. 1528 01:26:17,244 --> 01:26:20,014 No, that was everybody else. That was not... 1529 01:26:20,048 --> 01:26:21,916 -Me. -No, no, no. 1530 01:26:24,852 --> 01:26:26,521 "Dear Mr. Benedict, 1531 01:26:28,321 --> 01:26:32,527 "what I learned about religion is that it makes people fight. 1532 01:26:34,696 --> 01:26:37,431 "That every religion says the same thing. 1533 01:26:37,464 --> 01:26:40,400 "If you pray to God, he'll listen to you, 1534 01:26:40,434 --> 01:26:42,503 "and help you, and make things better. 1535 01:26:45,039 --> 01:26:47,407 "But I've prayed and prayed 1536 01:26:47,441 --> 01:26:50,377 "and everything just gets worse." 1537 01:26:55,415 --> 01:26:57,350 Okay. We'll call you. 1538 01:26:59,620 --> 01:27:01,856 "I don't know anymore, but I think... 1539 01:27:03,457 --> 01:27:05,727 "that maybe the truth is... 1540 01:27:08,563 --> 01:27:10,330 "there's nobody up there. 1541 01:27:13,233 --> 01:27:15,002 "There's nobody listening. 1542 01:27:18,906 --> 01:27:20,575 "There's only just... 1543 01:27:22,844 --> 01:27:23,945 "me. 1544 01:27:37,024 --> 01:27:40,393 "Sincerely, Margaret Simon." 1545 01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:47,235 Margaret. 1546 01:29:12,119 --> 01:29:14,354 - Hey. - Hey. 1547 01:29:14,387 --> 01:29:16,356 Wait. Come here. 1548 01:29:17,658 --> 01:29:19,827 I don't really feel like talking. 1549 01:29:21,095 --> 01:29:22,663 Yeah. I don't either. 1550 01:29:24,165 --> 01:29:29,637 But, um, I do want to say sorry for how things went. 1551 01:29:31,873 --> 01:29:36,077 And I know that this past year has not been easy. 1552 01:29:41,315 --> 01:29:43,084 Want to just sit for a minute? 1553 01:29:57,632 --> 01:30:01,068 Mmm, yeah. Good idea. 1554 01:30:13,581 --> 01:30:17,151 It gets tiring trying so hard all the time, doesn't it? 1555 01:30:19,186 --> 01:30:20,453 Yeah. 1556 01:30:55,623 --> 01:30:59,293 - One, two, three. Cheese! - Cheese! 1557 01:30:59,327 --> 01:31:02,830 Junior High! Whoo! 1558 01:31:02,863 --> 01:31:05,766 Come on, everybody. Margaret, come on! 1559 01:31:10,438 --> 01:31:11,639 Hey. 1560 01:31:14,108 --> 01:31:15,209 Thanks, Mr. Benedict. 1561 01:31:16,243 --> 01:31:18,412 You're a really good teacher. 1562 01:31:18,446 --> 01:31:20,448 Well, I wouldn't say all that. You know, 1563 01:31:20,480 --> 01:31:22,783 still trying to iron out some of the kinks. 1564 01:31:22,817 --> 01:31:24,785 No, you were really good. 1565 01:31:26,486 --> 01:31:27,888 I'm glad you felt that way. 1566 01:31:45,473 --> 01:31:46,674 Hey. 1567 01:31:49,543 --> 01:31:51,012 Do you want to come dance? 1568 01:31:53,280 --> 01:31:54,615 Really? 1569 01:31:55,349 --> 01:31:56,550 Yeah. 1570 01:32:09,563 --> 01:32:11,132 Yes! I knew it! 1571 01:32:11,165 --> 01:32:12,466 You basically already won. 1572 01:32:12,501 --> 01:32:14,402 You've been going for ages. 1573 01:32:14,435 --> 01:32:16,670 - Ages, Gretchen? - Can I please go? 1574 01:32:16,704 --> 01:32:18,906 Gretchen, quit complaining all the time. 1575 01:32:19,640 --> 01:32:21,008 I'm not complaining. 1576 01:32:26,180 --> 01:32:27,314 Nancy. 1577 01:32:28,482 --> 01:32:29,817 Come on, please? 1578 01:32:35,623 --> 01:32:36,857 I got it! 1579 01:32:52,373 --> 01:32:54,842 Really nice work on the shading, Daniel. 1580 01:32:54,875 --> 01:32:55,776 Thank you. 1581 01:32:55,810 --> 01:32:57,812 I think maybe you could put a wash here 1582 01:32:57,845 --> 01:33:01,816 just to blend that, but I... It's beautiful. 1583 01:33:07,455 --> 01:33:09,990 -Oh. Hey, Barbara! -Jan! 1584 01:33:10,024 --> 01:33:12,426 It's so funny to see you. I was just gonna call you. 1585 01:33:12,460 --> 01:33:14,228 -Oh. -Can you believe it, 1586 01:33:14,261 --> 01:33:15,530 about the stars? 1587 01:33:15,564 --> 01:33:17,164 -Oh, I know. -Jeez. 1588 01:33:17,198 --> 01:33:20,067 Well, I guess everything is a fire hazard these days. 1589 01:33:21,469 --> 01:33:22,837 Anyway, um, 1590 01:33:22,870 --> 01:33:24,205 we're getting committees together 1591 01:33:24,238 --> 01:33:25,473 over at the Junior High 1592 01:33:25,507 --> 01:33:26,874 and I can think of at least three 1593 01:33:26,907 --> 01:33:28,676 that you'd be perfect for. 1594 01:33:28,709 --> 01:33:34,782 Oh, Jan, that sounds great and I'd love to, but, um... 1595 01:33:36,617 --> 01:33:38,085 I don't want to. 1596 01:33:40,421 --> 01:33:42,524 But thank you for asking me. 1597 01:33:42,557 --> 01:33:45,126 -Yeah. -And, uh... 1598 01:33:46,227 --> 01:33:47,962 -Have a good day! -Okay. 1599 01:33:52,666 --> 01:33:54,068 I'm going to write you so many letters. 1600 01:33:54,101 --> 01:33:56,670 So many letters, the mailman's going to say, 1601 01:33:56,704 --> 01:33:58,706 "That's it! No more!" 1602 01:33:58,739 --> 01:34:00,542 Okay. 1603 01:34:00,575 --> 01:34:02,676 Oh. Have the best time, honey. 1604 01:34:02,710 --> 01:34:03,844 We'll see you when you get back. 1605 01:34:03,878 --> 01:34:05,146 See you soon, sweetie. 1606 01:34:05,179 --> 01:34:06,447 -Have fun. -Bye. 1607 01:34:06,480 --> 01:34:07,915 Love you. Bye! 1608 01:34:10,585 --> 01:34:12,853 -Okay. I think this is it. -Got it? 1609 01:34:12,887 --> 01:34:14,655 - Then we just have to... - Wait, wait, wait. 1610 01:34:14,688 --> 01:34:15,890 -...close it. -Yeah. 1611 01:34:15,923 --> 01:34:17,758 - Camera, camera, camera. - Oh, wait. 1612 01:34:17,791 --> 01:34:19,126 - Yes. - All right. 1613 01:34:19,160 --> 01:34:21,228 Okay. Now, we just have to close it. 1614 01:34:21,262 --> 01:34:22,830 - Sides. Check the sides. - Okay, got it? 1615 01:34:22,863 --> 01:34:24,131 - Yeah, yeah. Step on it. - Ready. Go. 1616 01:34:24,165 --> 01:34:26,667 Oh, my God! Are you okay? 1617 01:34:26,700 --> 01:34:27,902 Whoo. Ah. 1618 01:34:27,935 --> 01:34:29,904 - Just kidding. - Every time. 1619 01:34:29,937 --> 01:34:31,138 If it's there, I'll take it. 1620 01:34:31,172 --> 01:34:32,773 - Okay. Good stuff. There it is. 1621 01:34:32,806 --> 01:34:34,675 Almost like we've done it before. 1622 01:34:34,708 --> 01:34:37,178 Yeah. 1623 01:34:39,880 --> 01:34:41,282 Is it lawn day? 1624 01:34:43,184 --> 01:34:44,185 It is. 1625 01:34:46,687 --> 01:34:48,322 - We haven't paid him yet. - We haven't. 1626 01:34:48,355 --> 01:34:50,424 No. And if you wanted to go into the kitchen 1627 01:34:50,457 --> 01:34:51,725 and grab it... 1628 01:34:53,127 --> 01:34:56,063 Yeah. Yeah. Sure. 1629 01:35:05,272 --> 01:35:06,541 Hey. Hey, Moose. 1630 01:35:09,376 --> 01:35:10,579 Here. Dad says thanks. 1631 01:35:10,612 --> 01:35:11,912 Oh, thank you. Yeah. 1632 01:35:11,946 --> 01:35:14,481 Uh, well, have a good summer. 1633 01:35:14,516 --> 01:35:16,183 I won't be seeing you for a while. 1634 01:35:16,217 --> 01:35:17,751 Oh, where you going? 1635 01:35:17,785 --> 01:35:20,354 Camp. New Hampshire. Yeah. 1636 01:35:20,387 --> 01:35:22,223 -Oh. -Leaving today. 1637 01:35:22,256 --> 01:35:23,457 Well, have fun. 1638 01:35:25,192 --> 01:35:26,193 Thanks. 1639 01:35:27,461 --> 01:35:28,896 And, uh, I don't know. 1640 01:35:28,929 --> 01:35:31,065 Maybe we can hang out when you get back? 1641 01:35:32,266 --> 01:35:33,968 Re... Really? 1642 01:35:35,002 --> 01:35:36,003 Yeah. 1643 01:35:37,938 --> 01:35:40,174 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 1644 01:36:18,580 --> 01:36:20,047 Oh, my God. 1645 01:36:20,848 --> 01:36:22,517 Oh, my God. 1646 01:36:22,550 --> 01:36:24,251 Mom... Mom? 1647 01:36:25,386 --> 01:36:27,421 Mom! Mom! 1648 01:36:27,454 --> 01:36:29,223 What is it? What's wrong? 1649 01:36:29,256 --> 01:36:32,893 I got it. I got my period. 1650 01:36:33,494 --> 01:36:34,862 What? 1651 01:36:37,898 --> 01:36:40,000 -I got it, right? -Yeah! 1652 01:36:40,801 --> 01:36:43,404 Yeah. Yes. 1653 01:36:43,437 --> 01:36:46,840 Oh, my God. 1654 01:36:51,145 --> 01:36:53,515 I don't know why I'm crying. 1655 01:36:53,548 --> 01:36:55,717 Oh, my goodness. Wow. 1656 01:36:55,750 --> 01:36:57,885 -Are you okay? Yeah? -I'm fine. I'm fine. 1657 01:36:57,918 --> 01:37:00,054 -You feel... -Yep, I'm fine. 1658 01:37:00,087 --> 01:37:01,922 Do you have any cramping or... 1659 01:37:01,955 --> 01:37:03,891 -No. No, no, no. No, I'm fine. -No? 1660 01:37:03,924 --> 01:37:05,527 I can't believe this is happening to you. 1661 01:37:05,560 --> 01:37:06,661 I don't believe it either. 1662 01:37:06,695 --> 01:37:08,295 You're a woman! 1663 01:37:08,329 --> 01:37:09,496 I'm a woman! 1664 01:37:13,300 --> 01:37:15,436 Okay, um... Get down to business. 1665 01:37:15,469 --> 01:37:16,504 -We need pads. -Yeah. 1666 01:37:16,538 --> 01:37:17,672 -Yeah, yeah. -Yeah. 1667 01:37:17,706 --> 01:37:18,906 I actually bought you some. 1668 01:37:18,939 --> 01:37:20,174 -Really? -I was going to sneak them 1669 01:37:20,207 --> 01:37:22,443 into your trunk at camp, you know, just in case. 1670 01:37:22,476 --> 01:37:24,278 But, okay. One sec. 1671 01:37:25,446 --> 01:37:26,548 Be right there. 1672 01:37:28,349 --> 01:37:29,483 Okay. So... 1673 01:37:30,819 --> 01:37:32,853 Um, this is how they work. 1674 01:37:32,886 --> 01:37:34,421 -So you just put... -I know how to do it. 1675 01:37:34,455 --> 01:37:36,558 I've been practicing in my room for two months. 1676 01:37:36,591 --> 01:37:39,993 - What? - Yeah. 1677 01:37:40,027 --> 01:37:42,029 -You have? Oh, my... -Yes. Yes. 1678 01:37:44,465 --> 01:37:45,499 All right. 1679 01:37:45,533 --> 01:37:48,636 Well, then, you're, um... You don't need me. 1680 01:37:51,205 --> 01:37:52,473 Yeah. 1681 01:37:52,507 --> 01:37:54,375 I'll be right out here. Okay. 1682 01:38:31,145 --> 01:38:33,080 Are you still there, God? 1683 01:38:33,715 --> 01:38:35,583 It's me, Margaret. 1684 01:38:37,585 --> 01:38:38,653 Thanks. 1685 01:38:39,453 --> 01:38:41,054 Thanks an awful lot. 1685 01:38:42,305 --> 01:39:42,919 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 118588