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HOW MANY CALORIES DO
YOU BURN HAVING SEX?
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MAYBE 400.
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O.K., SO, THAT IS PRETTY MUCH
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AS IF WE HAD HAD SEX LAST NIGHT.
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BECAUSE I'M A VERY CARING LOVER,
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A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
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SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY?
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I AM GOING TO SHOWER
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AND TAKE IT FROM THERE.
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WHAT ABOUT THE INTERVIEW?
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WHAT INTERVIEW?
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YOU'RE MEETING WITH CHANNEL 57.
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THAT DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT.
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DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT?
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NAH. 57.
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IT'S JUST TOO HIGH A CHANNEL.
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HONEY, YOU'VE
BEEN OUT OF WORK...
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NO. NO. NO. BETWEEN JOBS.
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YOU'VE BEEN BETWEEN JOBS
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FOR ALMOST SIX WEEKS.
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DO YOU THINK MAYBE SOMETHING'S
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GOING TO FEEL RIGHT SOON?
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I WOULD LOVE TO FEEL RIGHT.
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THERE AREN'T THAT
MANY JOBS OUT THERE.
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THERE ARE PLENTY.
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NOT AT MY LEVEL. WHAT LEVEL?
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IT'S NOT A LOW LEVEL.
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THE THING YOU
HAVE TO REALIZE IS,
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MY WHOLE UNIVERSE
IS DIFFERENT NOW.
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I'VE WON A SILVER
SPROCKET AWARD.
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I HAVE TO BE SELECTIVE
ABOUT WHERE I GO NEXT.
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DON'T FORGET UNEMPLOYMENT, 3:00.
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YEAH. BUT, YOU KNOW,
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THIS IS THE BEST
UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE THEY HAVE,
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WITH THE GOOD
PENS AND EVERYTHING.
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HI. IS JONATHAN THERE?
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WHO'S JONATHAN? THE CATERER.
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IT'S JAMIE BUCHMAN.
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THANK YOU.
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YOUR SISTER'S MARRYING
A GUY WORTH $400 MILLION,
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AND YOU DO ALL THE PLANNING.
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I WANT TO DO THE PLANNING.
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I WANT TO CONFIRM THE DATE.
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IT'S ON THE 12th.
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O.K., THANKS A LOT. BYE-BYE.
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WHICH 12th?
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THE 12th. THIS 12th.
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THE 12th.
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IT CAN'T BE ON THE 12th.
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WHY?
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THE 12th IS MY PARENTS'
ANNIVERSARY PARTY.
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YOU NEVER SAID
IT WAS ON THE 12th.
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IT'S ON THEIR ANNIVERSARY.
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THEIR ANNIVERSARY'S ON THE 12th.
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IT HAS BEEN FOR YEARS.
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WELL, WE'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO CHANGE THAT.
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WHILE WE'RE AT IT, I'LL
MOVE MY BIRTHDAY TO JUNE.
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WE HAVE TO CHANGE THE PARTY.
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CHANGE LISA'S.
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I JUST BOOKED A MUSEUM.
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I BOOKED THE 2nd AVENUE DELI.
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OH, WELL, THEN.
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I BOOKED THE BACK,
THE ABE VIGODA ROOM.
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YOU GOT TO BOOK THAT
MONTHS IN ADVANCE.
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WE'LL HAVE TO GET ANOTHER DELI.
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THERE'S NO OTHER DELI.
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THAT'S WHERE MY FATHER PROPOSED.
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YOUR FATHER PROPOSED
AT THE 2nd AVENUE DELI?
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OVER A PLATE OF GARLIC PICKLES.
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WOW.
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HE STOPPED DURING THE PROPOSAL.
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"SYLVIA, WOULD YOU
[BURPS] MARRY ME?"
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HE WAS A VERY
ROMANTIC MAN, MY FATHER.
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WE HAVE TO FIGURE THIS OUT.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT
ME TO DO? FIX IT.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M GOING TO WORK.
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I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
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THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE SIGNING
UP FOR UNEMPLOYMENT.
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WHAT, DOES EVERYBODY
HAVE TO KNOW?
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I GOT TO TALK TO YOU.
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SO, TALK. I'M LISTENING.
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IT'S ABOUT A GIRL.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, A GIRL FOR ME?
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NO.
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HEY, START TALKING, PAULIE.
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LAST FRIDAY, I WENT
TO THE SPROCKETS.
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I WON THE AWARD.
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I WAS THERE BY MYSELF
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'CAUSE JAMIE'S UP IN ALBANY.
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SO, THERE WAS THIS
WOMAN AT THE BAR
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AND WE START TALKING.
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AND SHE'S, LIKE, BEAUTIFUL.
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SHE'S JUST REALLY SWEET.
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SHE'S INTO FILM,
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AND... AND SHE'S
INTELLIGENT, AND, UH...
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AND WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?
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AND WE TOOK A WALK.
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YOU AND THIS WOMAN?
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YEAH.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
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I REALLY WANTED TO GO WITH HER.
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JAMIE AND I, WE'RE
NOT DOING SO GREAT.
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YOU'RE NOT? NO.
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REALLY? HOW COME?
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'CAUSE... I DON'T KNOW.
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OH, MAN, PAULIE, I'M SORRY.
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WHAT IS IT?
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IS IT THE PREGNANCY THING?
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WELL, YEAH.
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MAYBE THE FACT THAT
YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED.
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THAT'S NOT HELPING.
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MAYBE YOU HAVEN'T SPENT
MUCH TIME TOGETHER, HUH?
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WHY DO YOU ASK ME?
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YES. IT'S ALL THESE THINGS.
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I'M SORRY. I HAD NO IDEA.
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YOU HAD THE GREATEST MARRIAGE
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OF ANYBODY I EVER MET.
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WELL, THANK YOU.
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BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO TELL HER.
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TELL HER? ABOUT WHAT?
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THIS WOMAN.
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WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER?
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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IF I DON'T, IT'LL GET WORSE.
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PAULIE, MY
PROFESSIONAL ADVICE IS,
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YOU DO NOT TELL HER.
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DOPEY, LET'S GET YOU SIGNED UP.
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EXCUSE ME.
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HEY.
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FANCY MEETING YOU HERE.
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WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
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SMALL WORLD, ISN'T IT?
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OH, LET'S JUST GO IN THERE.
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DON'T SAY THERE'S NO SUCH
THING AS EGYPTIAN FOOD.
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ARE THERE EGYPTIANS?
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AND HOW DO THEY
NOURISH THEMSELVES?
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THAT'S RIGHT. CALL ME BACK.
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HEY.
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HEY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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IT'S 8:55.
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OH, SORRY.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
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TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH...
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WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THIS.
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WHAT?
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GUESS.
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I'M NOT IN THE MOOD...
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JUST GUESS. I'LL
GIVE YOU A HINT.
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UM, YOU AND MARK ARE
GETTING BACK TOGETHER.
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WHO TOLD?
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IT'S YOUR FACE.
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IT'S EITHER THAT OR SHOES.
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ISN'T IT EXCITING?
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I AM SO HAPPY.
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IT'S LIKE 1983 ALL OVER AGAIN.
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YOU REMEMBER
HOW WE WERE IN 1983?
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I ONLY MET YOU IN '87.
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OH, YOU MISSED IT.
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WE WERE GREAT IN '83.
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BUT HERE'S THE PART
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THAT YOU CANNOT TELL ANYBODY.
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I'M GOING TO QUIT.
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I'M GOING TO QUIT.
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WH-WHY?
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YOU LOVE WORK. YOU REVEL IN IT.
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TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
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I'M... I'M SICK OF IT.
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WOW.
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MAYBE EVEN HAVE ANOTHER KID.
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FRAN, THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
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I AM SO HAPPY. AAH.
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I AM SO HAPPY.
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ARE YOU HAPPY?
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I'M VERY HAPPY.
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PROMISE. YOU CANNOT
TELL ANYBODY YET.
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DON'T WORRY.
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I HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE LEASE.
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I GOT TO PICK UP RYAN
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AND TELL HIM THE NEWS.
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WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME?
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NOTHING. I'M FINE.
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O.K., GOOD.
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I'LL BE BACK AFTER LUNCH.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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LISA STEMPLE.
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LISA, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?
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I REALLY NEED TO...
PUT THAT DOWN!
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WHAT? NO.
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GLOVES ONLY COME IN PAIRS.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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HAVEN'T YOU EVER SHOPPED BEFORE?
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WHAT DID YOU WANT?
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WELL, I WAS WONDERING...
OH, BY THE WAY,
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DUCHESS OF GLOUCESTER
IS COMING TO THE PARTY.
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SHE EATS LIKE A PIG.
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WE'VE GOT TO GET MORE FOOD.
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WHAT DID YOU WANT?
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I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START.
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I GOT TO CALL YOU BACK.
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SOME FREAK'S TAKING
ADVANTAGE OF A MANNEQUIN.
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PUT HER DOWN, SICKO.
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I'LL CALL YOU BACK. BYE.
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O.K., GREAT.
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HI.
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YOU O.K.?
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YEAH.
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HEAD IN THE HANDS.
UNIVERSAL SYMBOL FOR O.K.
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NO, NO.
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SHOULD I ASK?
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NO. IT'S NOTHING.
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IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
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I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AT
THE TEMPLE OF DENDUR
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ARRANGING AN ENGAGEMENT
PARTY FOR MY SISTER
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AND 500 PEOPLE WHO
APPARENTLY EAT LIKE 600,
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AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT.
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DON'T GET ME WRONG. I'M HAPPY.
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MY SISTER MET A MAN
WHO SHE'S IN LOVE WITH
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AND WHO'S IN LOVE WITH HER
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AND WHO'S WORTH $400 MILLION.
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I'M TRYING TO HELP HER.
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I'M HAPPY TO HELP HER,
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AND FRAN JUST WALKED IN AND
DROPPED THIS LIFE-CHANGING NEWS,
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WHICH IS GREAT,
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IT'S JUST THE TIMING
MAY NOT BE GREAT,
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BUT YOU CAN'T
CONTROL EVERYTHING,
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AND PAUL IS OUT OF WORK,
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AND HE DOESN'T SEEM TO
BE TOO EAGER TO GET BACK,
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AND WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO HAVE
A BABY SINCE BEFORE ELECTRICITY,
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AND...
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AND WE'RE FAILING FOR SOME
UNKNOWN, MYSTERIOUS REASON.
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MAYBE IT'S A GOOD REASON,
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AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW
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IF I WOULD WANT TO
HAVE A BABY AT THIS POINT.
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I JUST KNOW IT ISN'T HAPPENING
THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO.
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WHICH IT?
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UH, MY LIFE.
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I WAS ON A PATH, YOU KNOW?
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I FELT LIKE I WAS ON A
PATH TO A CERTAIN PLACE,
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I THOUGHT, ALONG A CERTAIN ROAD.
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I FEEL LIKE I TURNED RIGHT
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WHEN I WAS SUPPOSED
TO TURN LEFT.
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IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE
MY LIFE ANYMORE.
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IT FEELS LIKE A BIG JUMBLE.
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IT'S O.K.
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00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:22,845
NO, IT'S NOT.
252
00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:24,346
IT'S NOT?
253
00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:26,382
NO, IT'S NOT. IT'S A DISASTER.
254
00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:27,984
MAYBE YOU'RE
RIGHT. I DON'T KNOW.
255
00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,986
WELL, I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT,
256
00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,687
AND PEOPLE HAVE
THEIR OWN PROBLEMS,
257
00:08:31,711 --> 00:08:34,657
WHICH I UNDERSTAND,
BUT I'M PEOPLE, TOO.
258
00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,526
I'M THE ONE EVERYBODY COMES TO.
259
00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:39,028
NOW I NEED TO GO TO SOMEBODY,
260
00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:41,197
AND I CAN'T GO TO ANYBODY
261
00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:43,266
BECAUSE EVERYONE'S COMING AT ME.
262
00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,668
JAMIE, JAMIE, CALM
DOWN. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
263
00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:48,004
I KNOW I'M NOT EXACTLY
ONE OF YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS.
264
00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,639
WE JUST WORK TOGETHER.
265
00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:51,207
WE HAVEN'T KNOWN
EACH OTHER LONG,
266
00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:52,341
BUT I'M HERE FOR YOU.
267
00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,764
THANK YOU.
268
00:09:32,506 --> 00:09:35,117
LET'S WORK THOSE CARDIOVASCULAR
MUSCLES AND BREATHE.
269
00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:38,387
1, 2, 3, 4... YOU KNOW
WHAT'S REALLY SAD?
270
00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:41,357
I'M JUST DOING THIS
TO IMPRESS YOU.
271
00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:44,126
NOW IT'S TIME TO FIND YOUR
MAXIMUM TARGET HEART RATE.
272
00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:45,695
YOU DO THIS BY
TAKING YOUR PULSE.
273
00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:49,832
1, 2, 3, 4... I DON'T
HAVE A PULSE.
274
00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:52,935
3, 4... HEY, WHERE'S MY PULSE?
275
00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:55,404
SHOW ME A PULSE. I
DON'T HAVE A PULSE.
276
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,405
MOVE YOUR HAND.
277
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,840
IS IT IN THERE?
278
00:09:57,864 --> 00:09:59,375
RIGHT THERE.
279
00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:01,410
O.K., WE'RE ALL
RIGHT. FALSE ALARM.
280
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,713
I THINK THAT'S
ENOUGH FOR ONE DAY.
281
00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:06,081
DON'T STOP ON MY ACCOUNT.
282
00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:08,985
THAT'S O.K. I WAS
GOING TO STOP ANYWAY.
283
00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,886
NO, NO, NO. IT'S O.K.
284
00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:13,622
DON'T THINK I WAS
DOING THIS ALL DAY.
285
00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:14,857
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
286
00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:17,193
ARE YOU THIRSTY?
287
00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:18,861
I MUST BE.
288
00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:22,465
I GOT YOUR FAVORITE.
GRAND UNION.
289
00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:25,401
IT JUST TASTES BETTER
THAN THE OTHERS, DOESN'T IT?
290
00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:27,203
ICE. YOU WANT ICE?
291
00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:29,347
I DON'T NEED ICE...
I'LL TAKE SOME ICE.
292
00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:34,344
UM... SO HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
293
00:10:34,368 --> 00:10:35,611
IT WAS GOOD.
294
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,779
DID YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY?
295
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,214
GOOD.
296
00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:40,070
SO WE BOTH HAD A GOOD DAY.
297
00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:46,188
YOU WANTED ICE.
298
00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:49,425
OR A HAMMER IS GOOD, TOO.
299
00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:53,329
I WAS THINKING
HAMMER AND NAIL AND...
300
00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:54,931
FORGET IT.
301
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:57,333
REMEMBER WHEN WE
WENT TO PROVINCETOWN
302
00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,990
AND GOT THAT LITTLE BUD VASE?
303
00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:03,206
UH-HUH.
304
00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:06,075
THAT WAS NICE, WASN'T IT?
305
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,099
UH-HUH.
306
00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:11,214
CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
307
00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,548
WHAT?
308
00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:13,349
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
309
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:14,850
WHAT?
310
00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:17,074
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
311
00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:21,858
WE HAVE TO TALK.
312
00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,159
UH-OH.
313
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,294
WHAT?
314
00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:28,164
JUST THAT IN THE
HISTORY OF LIFE,
315
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,933
NO GOOD NEWS HAS EVER
FOLLOWED THAT SENTENCE.
316
00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:32,034
IT'S NEVER LIKE,
"WE HAVE TO TALK.
317
00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:36,339
YOU ARE NOW THE
EMPEROR OF ROME."
318
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,373
YOU DON'T HEAR THAT.
319
00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:40,576
WE HAVE TO TALK.
320
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,278
ALSO, THAT TONE IS
NOT REALLY SHOUTING
321
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,446
A SENSE OF GOOD.
322
00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:45,781
I'M SORRY, BUT WE DO.
323
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:48,183
I KNOW, I KNOW. COME HERE,
324
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,753
'CAUSE, UM, ACTUALLY,
I GOT TO TALK TO YOU.
325
00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:52,121
YOU DO?
326
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,556
YEAH. UM, CAN I GO FIRST?
327
00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:55,820
YEAH. GO AHEAD.
328
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,971
I... A... A SILLY
THING HAPPENED...
329
00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:09,872
[DOORBELL BUZZES]
330
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:10,973
WHO IS THAT?
331
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,641
WHO IS IT?
332
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,376
IT'S POP. IT'S BURT.
333
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,212
IT'S YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW
BURT BUCHMAN.
334
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,147
AT LEAST THE MAN
KNOWS WHO HE IS.
335
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,048
HI, BURT.
336
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,383
HI.
337
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,884
IS THIS A BAD TIME?
338
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,652
NO, NO, NO. WHAT'S UP?
339
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,654
I WOULD HAVE CALLED,
340
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:28,257
BUT YOUR MOTHER ALWAYS
PICKS UP THE EXTENSION.
341
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,226
I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN PLANNING
342
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,595
THIS 45th ANNIVERSARY PARTY
FOR US, WHICH IS VERY SWEET.
343
00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:35,731
IT'S BEEN A WONDERFUL 45 YEARS,
344
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,167
BUT WHAT I WOULD
LIKE TO TELL YOU IS THIS.
345
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,435
WHAT?
346
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,770
I WANT TO PAY FOR IT.
347
00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:44,406
NO, NO, NO. LOOK, I INSIST.
348
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:48,210
TAKE THIS MONEY, AND I
DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE.
349
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:52,014
ALL RIGHT. WHEN YOU'RE
RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
350
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:54,116
GOOD. HEY, CAN I
USE YOUR FACILITIES?
351
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:56,707
I HAD A COUPLE OF...
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
352
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,422
SO YOU WERE ABOUT TO TELL ME...
353
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:01,390
WHEN HE GOES.
354
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:03,592
NO. TELL ME.
355
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,795
IT'S WEIRD. I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO EVEN SAY THIS...
356
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:06,628
[DOORBELL BUZZES]
357
00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:07,696
WHAT?
358
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,965
WHO IS IT?
359
00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:12,935
IT'S ME. I WANT TO RUN A
COUPLE OF DRESSES PAST JAMIE.
360
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,270
YOU KNOW, LIS...
WON'T TAKE A MINUTE.
361
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,739
IS THIS A BAD TIME?
362
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,173
NO, NO, NO.
363
00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:19,675
DON'T GO IN THE BATHROOM.
364
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,076
THERE'S SOMEBODY IN THERE.
365
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:24,947
WHATEVER.
366
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:28,383
SO, ANYWAY... [DOORBELL BUZZES]
367
00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:29,852
WHO IS IT?
368
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,153
DEBBIE.
369
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:32,443
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
370
00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:35,991
THIS A BAD TIME?
371
00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:37,492
NO, NO, NO, NO.
372
00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:40,062
I CAME BY TO ASK
373
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,631
IF IT'S O.K. TO BRING
JOAN ON THE 12th.
374
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,499
SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND,
375
00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:46,569
BUT I DON'T WANT TO
MAKE MOM AND POP...
376
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:49,472
YOUR SISTER'S IN THE
BEDROOM NAKED WITH A TIARA ON.
377
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,507
I KNOW. LOOK WHO'S HERE.
378
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,075
DEBALA! HOW ARE YOU?
379
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,378
WHY IS SHE TRYING ON DRESSES?
380
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:56,845
IT'S FOR HER ENGAGEMENT PARTY.
381
00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:57,813
LISA, CONGRATULATIONS.
382
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,181
[LISA] THANK YOU.
383
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:01,717
ACTUALLY MET A MAN
WORTH $400 MILLION.
384
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,318
CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?
385
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,922
DOES HE HAVE A SISTER?
386
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:06,956
[BUZZ]
387
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,824
WHO IS IT? JONATHAN.
388
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,392
I DON'T EVEN KNOW A JONATHAN.
389
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,261
THE CATERER.
390
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:15,030
I HAVE SOME DELICIOUS
EGYPTIAN TIDBITS FOR YOU.
391
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:17,566
I HOPE THIS ISN'T A BAD TIME.
392
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:20,202
DO YOU HAVE A LARGE
SLOTTED SPOON?
393
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:21,870
IN THE KITCHEN.
394
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:23,339
WHAT DO WE THINK?
395
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,240
VERY ELEGANT.
396
00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:26,864
YEAH, BUT IT'S
RIDING UP MY BUTT.
397
00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:33,015
NICE. YOU CAN TAKE THE
GIRL OUT OF THE COUNTRY,
398
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:36,159
BUT YOU CAN'T GET THE
DRESS OUT OF THE GIRL.
399
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:38,720
[BUZZ]
400
00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:40,323
WHO IS IT?
401
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:41,123
IT'S MARK!
402
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:42,224
MAN!
403
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:43,425
AND FRAN!
404
00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:44,493
HUMMOUS?
405
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,829
NOT SO MUCH.
406
00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:49,564
ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT. WHAT IS THIS?
407
00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:50,866
IT'S SOMETHING, ISN'T IT?
408
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,768
ISN'T IT SOMETHING?
409
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,536
IT'S LIKE WE'RE
TEENAGERS AT THE PROM,
410
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,905
IT'S LIKE WE'RE VIRGINS,
411
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:58,006
AND WE WANTED YOU TO KNOW.
412
00:14:58,030 --> 00:15:01,176
WE WANTED YOU TO KNOW IN PERSON
413
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,746
BECAUSE THIS ISN'T SOMETHING
YOU'D WANT TO HEAR OVER SOME...
414
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,113
IS THIS A BAD TIME?
415
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:06,382
NO! NO!
416
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,850
WE'RE GETTING BACK TOGETHER.
417
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:08,851
BABA GANOUSH?
418
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,152
NOT RIGHT NOW.
419
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:12,087
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!
420
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:13,923
THAT'S GREAT. I KNEW IT.
421
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,324
THAT'S WONDERFUL.
422
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,959
WE'LL MAKE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT.
423
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:19,294
WE'LL HAVE A TOAST AT
THE ANNIVERSARY PARTY.
424
00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:20,696
IT'S ON THE 12th.
425
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,765
WHAT? THE 12th IS MY
ENGAGEMENT PARTY.
426
00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:25,868
WE JUST REALIZED
THAT THIS MORNING.
427
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,837
WHAT'LL WE DO? WE
HAVE TO CHANGE ONE.
428
00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:29,104
WE CAN'T CHANGE OURS.
429
00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:30,840
CAN'T CHANGE OURS.
430
00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:33,476
I'M NOT GETTING ENGAGED
IF YOU CAN'T BE THERE.
431
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:37,412
I'M NOT HAVING AN ANNIVERSARY
IF YOU CAN'T BE THERE.
432
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,147
YOU KNOW, SANFORD'S FATHER ZIGGY
433
00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:41,517
IS A VERY STUBBORN MAN.
434
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,785
WHAT IS BURT
BUCHMAN, A PUSHOVER?
435
00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:45,087
A LIGHTWEIGHT? A DOG?
436
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,455
NO. NOBODY WAS SAYING THAT.
437
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:47,856
TZATZIKI?
438
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,793
O.K. YOU KNOW WHAT? BACK OFF.
439
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:53,929
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
ABOUT ZIGGY KLARIK.
440
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,699
I WOULDN'T BUY JOCKEY SHORTS
FROM THAT CRAPPY STORE.
441
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:57,933
I HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANYTHING THERE
442
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,501
SINCE KENNEDY WAS SHOT.
443
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:02,404
THAT WAS A BIG DAY
FOR YOU, WASN'T IT?
444
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:04,407
SURE, SURE. THERE
WAS NOTHING OPEN.
445
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:05,574
[BUZZ]
446
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,376
LET ME GET IT.
447
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,179
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
ABOUT ZIGGY KLARIK.
448
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:11,247
HE WAS A CROOK!
449
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,848
IS THIS A BAD TIME?
450
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,150
WHO CARES ANYMORE?
451
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,619
BURT, I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET... A HOODLUM!
452
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:17,620
A LIAR!
453
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:18,621
BURT.
454
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,723
A RAT BASTARD!
455
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,059
BURT, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
ZIGGY KLARIK'S SON SANFORD.
456
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,326
SANFORD KLARIK.
457
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:26,262
OH, A PLEASURE.
458
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:27,696
A PLEASURE.
459
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,254
I'M A FRIEND OF YOUR DAD'S.
460
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,580
ALL RIGHT. I'M O.K. NOW.
461
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:47,082
I NEVER SHOULD'VE
HAD THAT CUP OF...
462
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:49,151
DOESN'T EVEN MATTER.
463
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:52,887
WELL, I'LL SEE ONE OR
BOTH OF YOU AT THE PARTY.
464
00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:55,757
I'M SURE WE CAN WORK IT OUT.
465
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:59,461
BY THE WAY, THAT NEWSWEEK
WAS FROM OCTOBER.
466
00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:01,251
WE'LL FIX THAT.
467
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:06,001
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT?
468
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,836
THE ONE GUY MY
FATHER'S ANGRY AT,
469
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,838
YOUR SISTER MARRIES HIS SON.
470
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,140
YOU WERE GOING TO TELL ME
THAT SOMETHING HAPPENED.
471
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:12,941
YOU WERE SAYING?
472
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,064
OH.
473
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:19,415
COME HERE.
474
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:22,005
THIS IS HARD FOR ME TO SAY.
475
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:28,023
I'VE BEEN REHEARSING
THIS ALL DAY.
476
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,460
THE MORE I SAY
IT, IT SOUNDS BAD.
477
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,604
UM... I'M JUST GOING TO SAY IT.
478
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,200
A LITTLE SOMETHING HAPPENED.
479
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:41,737
IT DIDN'T HAPPEN, BUT
IT ALMOST HAPPENED.
480
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,272
IT STARTED TO HAPPEN.
481
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:46,876
IT HAPPENED FOR
A SECOND, AND, UH...
482
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,944
AND IT'S BEEN BOTHERING ME.
483
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,979
IT SHOULDN'T HAVE EVEN HAPPENED.
484
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:53,848
IT DIDN'T HAPPEN,
BUT IT STARTED TO.
485
00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:56,251
IT STARTED TO BEGIN TO
ALMOST POSSIBLY HAPPEN,
486
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,420
AND IT'S BEEN BOTHERING ME.
487
00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,978
I KISSED DOUG BERKUS.
488
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,214
WHAT?
489
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:08,864
I KISSED DOUG BERKUS.
490
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,533
I... I DIDN'T KISS HIM.
491
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:13,702
ACTUALLY, HE KISSED ME.
492
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:17,072
BUT TO SOME EXTENT,
I KISSED HIM BACK.
493
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,974
ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T
KISS HIM BACK,
494
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:21,477
BUT I DIDN'T STOP HIM INSTANTLY.
495
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,880
I DID STOP HIM, BUT
NOT IMMEDIATELY.
496
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,504
WHAT?
497
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,441
I KISSED DOUG BERKUS.
498
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:29,677
COULD YOU STAY AWAY FROM
ME FOR A SECOND, PLEASE?
499
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:32,214
LET ME EXPLAIN WHAT... YEAH.
500
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:34,216
JUST TELL ME IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
501
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,684
THAT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION
502
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,242
I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR RIGHT NOW.
503
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:45,449
PAUL.
504
00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:49,486
WHAT?
505
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:52,958
WHAT?
506
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,338
WHAT?
507
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,262
WE'RE HAVING TROUBLE.
508
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,900
YOU AND I, WE'RE HAVING TROUBLE.
509
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,983
I KNOW.
510
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,485
DO YOU?
511
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,353
YES.
512
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:14,122
WHEN YOU WENT TO
ALBANY LAST WEEK,
513
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:19,728
THIS WOMAN AND
I, UM... I... WHAT?
514
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:23,064
THIS SOUNDED A LOT
WORSE A LITTLE WHILE AGO.
515
00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:25,868
THIS WOMAN AND
I, UH, TOOK A WALK.
516
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:29,237
YOU TOOK A WALK AS IN...
517
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:32,941
NO, NO. WE TOOK A
WALK AROUND THE BLOCK.
518
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:37,312
SHE GOT INTO A CAB,
AND I CAME HOME.
519
00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:40,237
BUT IT WASN'T JUST
THE WALK, YOU KNOW?
520
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:43,919
WOW.
521
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,254
WOW?
522
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:48,190
YOU'RE GONNA SAY WOW?
YOU DON'T GET TO SAY WOW.
523
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:50,681
YOU'RE NOT ENTITLED
TO A WOW ON THIS ONE.
524
00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:55,330
YOU KISSED DOUG BERKUS?
525
00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:57,066
YEAH. AND YOU TOOK A WALK?
526
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,122
YEAH.
527
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:02,837
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
528
00:21:02,861 --> 00:21:05,541
I'M PUTTING MY PANTS ON.
529
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:06,742
WHY?
530
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,845
'CAUSE I NEED MY PANTS.
531
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:13,549
I NEED TO WEAR MY
PANTS RIGHT NOW.
532
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:14,750
SHOULD I PUT SOMETHING ON?
533
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,485
DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
534
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,820
YOU NEED TO WEAR
YOUR SHOES, TOO?
535
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:21,189
I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
536
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:22,691
I CAN'T BE HERE NOW.
537
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:23,692
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
538
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:24,626
I DON'T KNOW WHERE.
539
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:25,594
ARE YOU COMING BACK?
540
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,429
I DON'T KNOW.
541
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:28,930
HONEY, IT'S 68 DEGREES OUTSIDE.
542
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,198
I KNOW.
543
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,966
YOU NEED YOUR CHESS SET?
544
00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:33,190
YES, I DO.
545
00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:37,472
SHOULDN'T WE TALK ABOUT THIS?
546
00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:39,608
NO, I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THIS NOW.
547
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,075
I CAN'T TALK.
548
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:42,844
WAIT. JUST WAIT.
549
00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:44,546
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NOW?
550
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:45,570
I DON'T KNOW.
551
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,093
I-I'M...
552
00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:52,342
I DON'T KNOW.
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