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Welcome, fellow Batmen of all nations.
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I call this meeting to order.
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El Gaucho, please review the minutes
from our last gathering.
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Sí, Batman.
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Our annual masked charity ball
raised over 100 million Euros
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for the Retired Heroes Foundation.
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And at long last, the remodeling
of our headquarters está completo.
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- Musketeer.
- As you can no doubt see,
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the six statues you commissioned
of les Batmen sont arrivées.
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I didn't commission any statues.
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The Batmen of all nations? Ha-ha-ha.
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None of you even look like bats.
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Let me show you
how a real tribute society works.
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Introducing the Jokers of all nations.
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Get them, boys.
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Wingman, look out.
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Almost forgot, Batsy.
Brought you a little housewarming gift.
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There. The house feels warmer already.
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Huh?
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The hammers of justice will always
pound straight the bent nails of evil.
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Cool. Let's jump it on our bikes.
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I don't know, Chris. It looks dangerous.
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Don't be such a baby, Kyle.
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It's Captain Atom!
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That's right.
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And those wires would have given you
the shock of your life.
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For a superhero,
this downed power line is child's play.
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But to a child, it's a death trap.
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Gee, thanks, Captain Atom.
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Next time, be a hero
by remembering you're not.
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Saving the youth of the world
one public service announcement at a time.
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I didn't think it was possible,
but he's worse than Booster Gold.
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Since he arrived he's proven arrogant,
self-serving and cocky.
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Sounds like the JLI's newest member
is going to fit right in.
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Quite the team you've assembled,
Manhunter.
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Well, except for Batman here.
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- Excuse me?
- Say what?
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The guy has no superpowers.
Not even a lame one.
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And yet everyone here thinks he's
the greatest superhero in the universe.
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Because it's true.
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Boom. You're dead.
Boom. You're dead again.
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Boom, boom, boom.
That's all it would take.
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Sir, you are crossing a line.
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Even the villains must buy into it,
because otherwise,
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he would have been squashed
the moment he stepped out of Gotham.
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Your deluge of destruction is over,
Despero.
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Your wicked winds wane tonight,
Weather Wizard.
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Your sinister subterfuge ceases now,
Star Sapphire.
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Your titanic tantrum of terror
terminates tonight, Giganta.
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Guys, don't get me wrong.
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Batman would make an awesome cop.
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- Thanks.
- But a superhero?
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Come on, that takes superpowers.
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Who is this guy?
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Former United States Air Force
Captain Nathaniel Christopher Adams,
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a.k.a. Allen Adams,
a.k.a. Cameron Scott.
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He was atomized in a scientific experiment
and acquired the power of super-strength,
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flight and energy blast projection.
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Impressive.
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But he should try mixing a little humility
with those superpowers.
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Like I do.
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- The trouble alert.
- It's Major Force.
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And he's attacking the Pentagon.
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My old nemesis.
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Looks like I get to show you guys
a real superhero in action.
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Listen up, maggots.
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I know it's here,
so hand over the quantum vacuum.
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You jerks are about to get
a face full of unfriendly fire.
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At ease, soldiers.
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As you weren't.
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Leave those privates alone, Major Force.
And that's an order.
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Leave this to the heavy artillery, Batman.
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Out of the way. He's mine.
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Battling villains is no excuse for rudeness,
chum.
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Nice recon, captain.
This is just what I was looking for.
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Neptune's Beard. He's been reduced to...
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Just a man.
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Make that a dead man.
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You'll get yours later, captain.
I have what I came for.
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We've got to go after him and get the
quantum vacuum back. He's got my powers.
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Batman to J'onn,
have the league intercept Major Force
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before he destroys Washington.
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- And beam us up to the tower.
- What? No.
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Easy, Cap... Uh, Nate.
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Let the league handle this.
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You have bigger fish to fry.
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This is what was stolen,
a prototype quantum vacuum,
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which taps into the same energy field
as you and Major Force.
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He can use it to absorb
any form of nuclear-level power
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until he's virtually unstoppable.
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I'll prepare the Watchtower
to hold Major Force for the authorities
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- once the league apprehends him.
- What can I do?
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In your compromised condition,
it's best if you confine yourself to quarters.
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Hey, I can get by without powers
no problem.
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He does it.
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How hard can it be?
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Let me give you a hand
with that lead-lined dampener.
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Careful there, champ.
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These things are heavier than they look.
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- Don't want you to hurt yourself.
- Okay, Dad.
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It's Martian Manhunter.
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Good catch, my chartreuse shipmate.
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Aquaman is right, Nate.
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You're going to have to learn
to accept your new limitations.
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And like you always say:
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"Next time, be a hero
by remembering you're not."
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I've just become my own PSA.
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Now let's see what this baby can do.
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Booyah.
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They're gonna have to start calling me
General Force now.
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Time to cause a little collateral damage.
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And how's
Earth's formerly mightiest mortal doing?
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Try to stay positive, old man.
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Why don't you fix yourself a sandwich?
Food always puts me in a better mood.
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Aquaman, we need to, um...
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- Perhaps I...
- I've got it.
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I have the power.
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- What's happened to me?
- It's okay, Nate.
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Now I know how you must feel.
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Like a total loser.
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Typical.
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Wait. I need help.
Show me how you do it.
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Please?
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This is the Justice League training room.
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Here, through holographic simulations,
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you will learn to rely only on your wits
and intestinal fortitude.
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We'll start with the typical level of threat
I encounter on day-to-day patrol.
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Good, because I can handle
anything you can dish out.
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Then open wide.
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Oh, yeah. Let's dance, Darkseid.
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Boom. You're dead.
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I wasn't ready.
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Let's dial it back
to something a little more street level.
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Bring it on.
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00:13:07,938 --> 00:13:11,465
Grundy, when I'm through with you,
you're gonna wish you never died.
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Huh?
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Third time's the charm, right?
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Drop the loot, punk. Before I...
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I'm useless.
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- You're up, Aquaman.
- I'm on it.
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Don't let your repeated and crushing
defeats get you down, old chum.
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Why, taking a savage beating
is part of being a hero.
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Yeah, a C-list, no-power-having
loser hero, maybe.
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Is Batman a C-lister?
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Is that what you think? Poppycock.
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He knows how to take a beating.
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Never giving up until he wins. And why?
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Because he has heart,
and heart is the only superpower you need.
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♪ Super-breath can come
in fire, frost or just plain bad ♪
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♪ Shrinking's a power
but it's kind of sad ♪
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♪ Shifting shape into a snake
can give folks quite a fright ♪
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♪ But only your heart
will win us the fight ♪
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♪ There's portal creation
and astral projection ♪
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♪ Telekinesis and dead resurrection ♪
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♪ With mind control you're on a roll ♪
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♪ And if you're lucky, flight ♪
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♪ But only your heart
will win us the fight ♪
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♪ Who are you?
Just a man or a superman? ♪
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♪ The man we turn to for the plan? ♪
160
00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:22,367
♪ Who are you?
Just a man or a superman? ♪
161
00:15:22,539 --> 00:15:28,034
♪ The man we need to take a stand ♪
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♪ There's time travel,
stretching and even wall crawling ♪
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♪ A sonic scream helps you
with your bad-guy brawling ♪
164
00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:44,858
♪ Fists of steel can make you feel
an increased sense of might ♪
165
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:50,193
♪ But only your heart
will win us the fight ♪
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♪ Who are you?
Just a man or a superman? ♪
167
00:15:55,372 --> 00:16:00,435
♪ The man we turn to for the plan? ♪
168
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:04,980
♪ Who are you?
Just a man or a superman? ♪
169
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♪ The man we need to take a stand ♪
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00:16:22,799 --> 00:16:24,391
What was that?
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I call it
"Aquaman's Rousing Song of Heroism."
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Uh...
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You don't look roused.
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Aquaman, Nate.
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The JLI located Major Force.
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I trust he was taken down
without much of a fight.
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I'm afraid it's not Force
who's gone down.
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I'm coming with you.
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00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:08,554
No, we have an important task for you
on the Watchtower.
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Monitor duty.
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But what about
"Your heart will win you the fight"?
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That was just a song.
This is real life, man.
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Your fission-fueled frenzy is over,
Major Force.
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I'm commandeering
the world's military might, Batman.
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You grunts can volunteer to serve my cause
or become casualties of war.
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Grunt?
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You're talking to the king of the sea.
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Ha! That's showing him.
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Uh-oh.
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He's mopping the floor with them.
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Time to wave the white flag, heroes.
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Huh?
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Not bad. For a civilian.
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Do you really think
you can defeat me without any power?
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No, but I can defeat you
with too much power.
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You're on overload, major.
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00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:19,211
Now this is more like it.
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Wholloping white whales. He's back.
199
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A soldier is supposed
to serve his country.
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You don't deserve to call yourself major.
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You handled yourself
like a real hero out there, captain.
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But I hope you learned a valuable lesson
from losing your powers.
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Boy, did I.
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And it's a lesson
I'll be passing on to others.
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Come on, I'll race you across.
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I don't know.
That ice doesn't look too safe.
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Don't be such a scaredy-cat, Kyle.
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Chris!
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It's Captain Atom!
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That's right.
And that water would have put you on ice.
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You don't have superpowers
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and that makes you
some of the most fragile
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and pathetic organisms
in the whole universe.
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Trust me, I know.
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Gee, thanks, Captain Atom.
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Next time, be a hero
by remembering you're not.
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