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But, Batman,
last night you wore the green costume.
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- And tonight you're wearing the red. Why?
- I must, Robin.
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I must wear a different-colored
Batman costume each night.
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We've caught you red-handed, Firefly.
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But you'll be black-and-blue
if you don't give yourself up.
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Batman. Color me unimpressed.
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Your red prisma ray is useless
against objects of the same color.
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This rainbow rampage is over, Firefly.
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A clever ploy, changing your costume each
night to neutralize my weapons, Batman.
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But you forget,
I'm the man of a thousand lights.
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Holy Neapolitan ice cream!
What is that?
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Dynamic Duo,
meet the Rainbow Creature.
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Each color has its own strange power.
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Whoa!
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You're no match for my pet,
Caped Crusader.
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Then it's a good thing
I've made another alteration to my costume.
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No!
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Whatever you've got in your pocket, pal,
that's where it stays.
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Fortunately,
the effect was only temporary.
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But Firefly's
going up the river permanently.
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Just look at all that ice.
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Touch it and you'll be looking
at 10 years in Blackgate Prison.
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I've been itching for some payback,
Batman.
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The Ten-Eyed Man? Cool.
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- Did you hear that?
- Unfortunately.
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Be careful, Batman.
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According to Who's Who,
the Ten-Eyed Man, a.k.a. Philip Reardon,
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was a soldier in the Special Forces.
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I thought we had a deal, Bat-Mite.
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I do the crime-fighting,
you go back to your home dimension.
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"He was wounded in battle
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and took a job back home
as a security guard.
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One night, thieves knocked him out
and planted a bomb.
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When Batman arrived to stop them,
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Reardon mistook him
for one of the robbers and they fought.
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The bomb exploded, blinding Reardon,
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but a surgeon attached his optic nerves
to his fingertips,
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and Reardon
became the Ten-Eyed Man."
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- Weird.
- Beat it, kid.
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True fans appreciate a nod to the more
obscure villains from your Rogues Gallery.
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That's one of the great things
about your show.
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Belt net!
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This isn't a show for your amusement,
Bat-Mite. This is reality.
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To you 3Ds, maybe.
I love how you take it so seriously.
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Here.
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- Ten-Eye, catch.
- What?
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My eyes! My eyes!
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Don't get me wrong.
That was a cool fight and all,
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but it was strictly C-list.
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I don't play favorites.
Every criminal must be brought to justice.
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But a hero is measured
by the strength of his adversary
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and you're way better than Ten-Eye.
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The whole reason I've come back is
I wanna see the ultimate face-off.
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Your obsession with me is flattering,
Bat-Mite, but it's not healthy.
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I may be obsessed with you,
but you're obsessed with someone too.
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What is this place?
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My shrine to the greatest rivalry
in all of herodom.
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Batman versus the Joker.
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There's nothing glamorous
about fighting the Joker.
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Are you kidding? It's good versus evil.
Order versus chaos.
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The unstoppable force
versus the immovable object.
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No clash is more epic.
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Just look.
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Remember when the Joker
made his own utility belt?
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"The Laughing Fish."
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They don't get much better than that.
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The "Death in the Family" saga.
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On that one, the fans got to choose
what happened to Jason Todd.
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Guess how I voted.
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I'm saving this one for your next battle
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which I just know
will be the best one ever.
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There isn't going to be a next battle.
The Joker is locked up in Arkham Asylum.
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He could escape.
The Joker always escapes.
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Not this time.
I designed his cell personally.
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The Joker just escaped
from Arkham Asylum.
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What an incredible coincidence.
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Awesome-sauce.
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Maybe we should leave this to the police.
I don't think I can trust you in there.
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But you have to fight him.
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Then promise me
you won't use your powers.
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It stays in the holster.
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Ah. Chaplin's cane. Kovacs' cigar.
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The Stooges' seltzer bottle.
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Oh, I can't choose.
Let's just steal everything.
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Huh?
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I hope you enjoyed
your brief taste of freedom
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because I'm sending you back to Arkham,
you pale-faced Pagliacci.
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Batman, welcome to the party.
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Destroy him.
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It's everything I dreamt it would be.
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Who is that?
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You wouldn't hit an innocent girl,
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lured astray by a fiendish
criminal mastermind, would you?
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Sucker.
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Just look at them go.
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They really bring out the best
in each other, don't they?
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- Who are you supposed to be?
- I'm with Batman.
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And you are?
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- Harley Quinn.
- Such a pretty name.
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You deserve a hand.
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Don't worry, Batman. I'll save you.
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No powers. You promised.
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You can't use your powers.
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But Batman didn't say
you couldn't give them to him.
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He's got a point.
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Oops.
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I don't know what just happened,
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but I like it!
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I'm so tingly.
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Like after a nice relaxing round
of shock therapy.
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Oh, I feel like a million bucks.
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Now, this is interesting.
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Ah. My very own Hammer for Injustice.
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No, no, no.
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This is a big mistake.
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Look at this.
Someone put a pig in a bat-suit.
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I'm Bat-Mite
and those powers belong to me.
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Give them back now.
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Sorry, I think I'll hold on to them.
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But I really should give you
something in return.
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- Oh, no.
- Your very own me.
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Leave me alone! Batman, help!
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Nowhere to run, chump.
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I'm gonna put a pretty smile
on that stupid face of yours.
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I'm not scared of you, you creep.
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No!
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Stop. It tickles.
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That's enough, Joker.
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I won't allow your twisted mind
to warp reality any further.
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Frankly, old chum,
there's nothing you can do to stop me.
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You see, I'm no longer the Joker
you know and love.
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I'm the king of the world!
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You know, Batsy, I've been thinking.
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There's only one thing wrong
with our relationship.
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You always win.
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Tonight, that changes.
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You haven't beaten me yet, Joker.
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I know.
Isn't the anticipation just killing you?
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Ain't you gonna take his mask off
and find out who he is?
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And reduce my primal enemy
to a mere man?
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Harley, my dear,
I'm so disappointed in you.
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Where's the fun in that?
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♪ You can be a goody two-shoes ♪
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♪ Till the end of your days ♪
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♪ You can listen to them say
"Crime never pays" ♪
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♪ You can follow every law
And fear the big black bat ♪
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♪ But why would you want to? Huh?
Where's the fun in that? ♪
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♪ Where's the fun in that? ♪
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♪ So smile, darn you, smile ♪
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♪ Everybody loves to grin ♪
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♪ Follow my lead
Recite my creed ♪
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♪ And smile, darn you, smile ♪
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♪ Don't listen to the dullards
Say that life is a bore ♪
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♪ Those fuddy-duddies spoil all my fun ♪
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♪ That's why I strive to eradicate gloom ♪
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♪ It's from that itch
I made the switch ♪
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♪ And chose my nom de plume ♪
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♪ The Joker ♪
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♪ There's the fun in that ♪
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♪ There's the fun in that ♪
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♪ So smile, darn you, smile ♪
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♪ Everybody ought to laugh ♪
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Oh!
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♪ And so with glee
I do decree ♪
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♪ Just smile, darn you, smile ♪
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♪ So when living gets a little rough
And you find it hard to cope ♪
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♪ I'm the gent with just the stuff
To fill you full of hope ♪
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♪ Just smile, darn you, smile ♪
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♪ Everybody needs a clown ♪
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♪ Now with one stroke
The final joke ♪
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♪ Just smile, darn you ♪
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♪ Smile, darn you, smile ♪
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♪ Everybody loves to grin ♪
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♪ Follow my lead
Recite my creed ♪
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♪ And smile ♪
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Ha!
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♪ Darn you, smile ♪
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I love it.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
I give you the death of Batman.
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Come on, Batman. You can get out.
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He got out. He got out.
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Nice try, Joker.
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I can't believe it. He's...
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He's actually gone.
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Let's take a moment
to reflect on the passing of a man
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who was more than just another
do-gooder in tights.
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He was the best arch-nemesis
a sociopath could ask for.
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Okay, let's do it again.
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Batman. He's alive.
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But not for long.
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Boss, what should we do
with the Dork Knight?
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Go easy on the little guy,
will you, Mr. Joker?
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I think he's kind of cute.
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Hmm, as you wish.
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Every king needs a court jester.
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I'm sorry, Batman.
Without my powers, I'm worthless.
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The true measure of a hero
is his heart, not power.
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One more time.
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Ah. Whenever Batman's around,
that's all Mr. Joker cares about.
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It's like no one else exists.
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Oh, I know how you feel.
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Batman fights other crooks,
but all he thinks about is the Joker.
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Maybe I'm better off without him.
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I can't take it anymore, Joker.
Put me out of my misery.
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There's nothing more you can do to me
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except take away my sanity.
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Sanity?
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You mean make you fall into madness
like yours truly?
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Now, that sounds like fun!
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I'm gonna climb inside your noodle
and loosen a few screws.
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No, you can't. Sanity is all I have left.
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A mind is a terrible thing to lose.
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You're going to be a drooling,
mindless fop when I'm done.
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And then I'm gonna kill you some more.
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Sorry to interrupt, my little huggle-buggy,
but I was just thinking...
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Your first mistake.
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Are you sure going in there
is a good idea?
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You know what? You talk too much.
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While I'm gone, Joker-Mite's in charge.
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Got you covered, boss.
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Let's have some fun, shall we?
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Creepy.
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You may not have far to fall.
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You're trespassing, Joker.
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Try and stop me, old pointy-ears.
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So many wonderful
painful memories to plunder.
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Ooh, this looks promising.
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Must be a nice juicy one.
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Is it about how Mommy
and Daddy never loved you?
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You can't keep me out forever!
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I was thinking, boys.
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If we offed Batman,
the Joker would go with him.
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And we'd be in charge.
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Quick, say something else.
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Get them, boys.
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There's nothing we can do.
It's mind versus magic now.
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Oh, where's the whimsy, Batman?
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Huh?
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An organized mind
is a disciplined mind, Joker.
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And a disciplined mind
is a powerful mind.
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Wait. What's happening?
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You're on my turf now.
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What is this place?
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It's your worst nightmare.
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A world where Batman doesn't exist.
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Without Batman,
the police are overwhelmed.
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Crime is rampant.
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My kind of town.
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But you have no one to match wits with,
no symbol of goodness to corrupt.
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Without Batman, there can be no Joker.
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No loose screws. No lost marbles.
No bats in your belfry.
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In this world, you're perfectly sane.
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No! Make it stop.
Let me out of here, I command you.
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You have no power here.
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I'll give it all up.
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Please, just let me go back to being me.
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I ca... I can't be average.
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Mr. Joker!
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Hey, I can talk.
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My powers.
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Bat-Mite, can you undo
the mess Joker made?
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Sure, Batman. No sweat.
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- What did the Joker see in there?
- Only what I wanted him to.
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So, uh, Harley, you wanna maybe
hang out or something?
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Sorry, kid, but I'm a one guy type of gal.
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Isn't that right, huggle-buggy?
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Don't take it so hard, old chum.
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Besides, you're an official crime-fighter
now that you have your own arch-nemesis.
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Hey, you're right. Thanks, Batman.
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How'd you like to go
to the 5th dimension?
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- No, I...
- Cool.
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We're gonna have so much fun.
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That's all, folks.
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