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This programme contains adult humour
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These coronation robes do
wonders for my shoulders,
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don't you think?
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Yes, Your Majesty.
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Thanks, Ken.
When you're surrounded by yes-men,
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it's good to have a real
friend who tells you how it is.
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Finally, it's going to happen.
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Westminster Abbey packed to the gills,
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world leaders staring at me in awe.
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"No, no, President Biden, no need to kneel."
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Crowds chanting my name.
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CROWD CHANTS: Charles!
Charles! Charles! Charles!
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Charles...Charles. Charles!
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Oh! Hello, my dear.
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I was asking you how I look.
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Fit to be your Queen?
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Erm...
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Ahem!
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You're actually the Queen Consort.
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Granny was quite clear about that.
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If it isn't Little Lord Fontle-Twat.
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You absolutely cannot wear
the Koh-I-Noor diamond.
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It's an offensive reminder
of privilege and empire.
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Isn't that the point of
the whole coronation?
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Of the entire Royal family?
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No, Camilla.
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The point of the royal
family is to bind a modern,
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diverse nation together,
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with bland statements on mental health,
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and carefully-staged
photographs of our children.
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Gentlemen!
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The crown, please, Camilla.
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SHE SCOFFS
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Cheers, mate.
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Pa, I've been going over your plans,
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and they're going to cost a fortune.
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We are living in the middle
of a cost-of-living crisis.
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Which is precisely why we
need to reach out and offer
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spiritual succour from the window
of a four-tonne gold coach.
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OK, but just take the music.
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1,000 choristers, 10,000 massed pipers,
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Brian May on the roof again.
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Brian May isn't costing a penny.
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He's been living up there since the Jubilee
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with a nest of squirrels.
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I just hope Rishi Sunak sees it that way.
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Of course he will.
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The Duke of Norfolk's been
planning it for months,
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and he's the best in the business.
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Isn't that right, Teddy?!
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LOUD SNORING
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Great news!
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Still no invites to the coronation,
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but I've found us the perfect outfits.
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Are we going fascinators again?
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Duh!
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And the invites are bound to come.
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We're an essential part of the family.
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Why else would they have given
us Granny's corgis to look after?
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Totes.
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We are absolutely not being
side-lined because of Daddy
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being too honourable.
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Who's a good boy?
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LOUD SNARLING Ah!
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They probably just need to be fed.
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What do you think they eat?
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Sushi?
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The corgis are in the bank,
but we should cement our place in
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the Royal family by making
a really solid contribution
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to the coronation.
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Good thinking, Eugenie.
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Food - that could be it.
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A coronation food competition.
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That is such an original idea.
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Like the Great British Menu,
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the Great British Bake Off,
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Junior Bake Off, MasterChef,
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MasterChef: The Professionals,
Junior MasterChef,
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and Celebrity MasterChef.
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Everyone's going to love it.
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We could launch it on TikTok.
CORGI BARKS
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But probably best to feed
the corgis first. On it.
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Who wants some sushi?
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LOUD GROWLING
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VICIOUS SNARLING
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CORGIS YELP
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So cute.
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SNARLING CONTINUES
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I've got a bad feeling about the coronation,
Kate.
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"The Big Coronation Help-Out",
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"The Big Coronation Lunch".
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Won't people just think
it's a big load of old cock?
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Well, you've just got to trust your father.
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He is the King now.
That's my wise gypsy Kate.
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These days,
we actually prefer the term "Roma".
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Sorry. I didn't mean to
be institutionally racist.
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Of course not. Wills,
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do you think that somewhere along the line,
that wild emotional
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Roma girl you met all those
years ago has got lost?
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That wild emotional Roma girl who
first caught my eye performing
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at a student fashion show
in a see-through blouse?
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That's the one. She's still there.
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She just shows off her award-winning
Chelsea Flower Show gardens now,
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instead of her, erm...
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You know.
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How's your new project going? Great!
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You know, Grandpa started the
Duke of Edinburgh Award Scheme,
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I'm now the proud patron
of the Prince of Wales
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Out and About Scheme.
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Do you think it's different enough? Yes.
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There's far more emphasis
on being out and about.
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You might like to say, "Out and about".
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Aiet and abiet.
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Out and about.
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Aiet...and abiet.
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You'll get there.
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Wills, we're in such a good place right now.
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If only there wasn't all this unpleasantness
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with Harry and his book. I know.
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I've been thinking about him a lot recently.
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LOUD GUFFAWING
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I mean, yeah, we had a fight.
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It was just a bit of horseplay.
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Oh!
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Oh...
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THEY LAUGH
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Soz, Haz! No worries, Willy.
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Oh-ho-ho!
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Cheers. Cheers.
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After everything he said,
I just think he's a total c...
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PHONE CHIMES
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It's my team with a briefing...
about Out and About!
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ROOSTER CROWS
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HE SIGHS
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MEGHAN: H.
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Hey, M. God, I love it here.
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Thank you for that positive
and life-affirming statement.
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I love it here, too.
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It's the simplicity, isn't it?
Everything back to basics.
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Over there, by the statue of Oprah,
please, guys.
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And the amazing thing is,
we've paid for it all ourselves,
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without trading on our royal connections.
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Any news from Netflix?
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We're meeting them later.
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H, when I was chanting just now,
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I was thinking about how you can
only live in your full knowing
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if you stand your full knowing.
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Absolutely.
Can you stand and live in your full knowing
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if you don't go back and
reconnect with Wills?
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Thank you for that caring
and empathetic enquiry.
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Actually, I have been thinking
about him a lot recently.
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I remember our fight so clearly.
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I haven't exaggerated any of it.
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DISTORTED:Yeah! BELL DINGS
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But after what he did,
I just think he's a total...
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CHICKEN CLUCKS
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But that's OK,
because although it makes me sad,
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it's part of my truly authentic self.
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Oh! You're standing in your knowing.
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I really have moved on.
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Did I tell you,
he always got the best bedroom at Balmoral?
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And he had a Star Wars duvet,
and I had Paddington.
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Which is really babyish!
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CLOCK TICKS
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Is your father going to be much longer?
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I'm sure he'll be here soon, Prime Minister.
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How about a bit of a chat?
How are your kids?
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Without a briefing and some bullet points,
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that's not going to work.
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Ah, finally.
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Sir, we need to make some serious
cuts to the coronation budget.
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According to these figures,
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you've spent £10 million on
your hair and make-up alone.
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The coronation of a monarch can't be
reckoned in purely monetary terms.
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It's a glorious recognition
of my divine authority.
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It's actually an
outrageously expensive way of
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confirming you in your job -
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which, by the way,
you started at the age of 74,
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and the state retirement age is 66.
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Clint Eastwood is still directing films,
and he's 92.
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Clint Eastwood's films come in under budget.
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Which is obviously why you like him so much.
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I don't like him.
You're the one who brought him up.
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Well,
if you must be vulgar and talk about money,
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you'll have to deal with
the Duke of Norfolk.
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Teddy! LOUD SNORING
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Yes, that's item two.
He needs to be replaced.
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But his family have organised
state occasions for centuries.
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The job should go on merit.
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Merit? How dare you talk about
meritocracy on the eve of
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my coronation, when I'm to be anointed king,
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purely because my mother was queen,
her father was king,
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and so and so forth, back to Willy the Conk!
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This audience is over.
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It's not an audience, it's a meeting.
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You are worse than Nicholas Witchell!
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You're going to have to sort this out.
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No,
I'm incredibly busy with my Prince of Wales
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Out and About scheme.
Well, that's not your priority.
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Cutting the coronation budget is.
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And you might want to say, "Out and about".
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Aiet and abiet.
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I so look forward to your visits,
Sophie Wessex,
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Duchess of Edinburgh.
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SHE STAMMERS
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Not as much as I do.
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This isn't too formal, is it?
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But no, I mean,
you're now the Princess of Wales.
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You're right.
And one must live up to one's titles.
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Urgh, out of my way.
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Oh, Christ. What's that doing here?
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Pippa! I think you know Edward's wife,
Sophie Wessex,
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Duchess of Edinburgh.
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And I don't think it's too
much of a stretch to say
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she was the Queen's favourite
- and my best friend.
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Best friends?
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UNINTELLIGIBLE
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..to say!
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Urgh, you're like a witch's familiar.
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Now, where's my invite?
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What to? To the coronation.
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You know, that thing at the Abbey
and the big party afterwards.
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Oh, Pippa, you're not going to be invited.
You're not royal.
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Well, neither are you!
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You're just shagging a bloke who is.
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Kate...royal!
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I'm sorry, have you got Google Translate?
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I don't speak mouse.
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UNINTELLIGIBLE
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Sophie said that being a royal
is an indefinable quality.
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Poise, and elegance, and attitude of mind.
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Oh, did she?
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And you had that, did you,
when you were being touched up by
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the boy's football team round
the back of the bike sheds?
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For your information,
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I was merely touched up by the goalie.
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And he kept his gloves on!
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I wish I could invite you to the coronation,
but I can't.
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I am royal, Sophie is royal,
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but you simply are not.
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BUZZER
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Harry, Meghan,
come in, come in, sit down.
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So, I am so excited to hear your new ideas.
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What have you got?
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OK. An animation...
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That's like a cartoon.
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..for preteens.
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The Turtle Who Learned Not to Turtle.
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Tiffany the Turtle finds the
strength to leave her shell
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and empowers her sister turtles
to swim out into the ocean
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as strong, independent turtles.
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Huh.
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But that's not our only idea!
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A sequel to Suits!
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Suits 2.
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Bigger, Better, Bolder.
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What would happen?
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Well, my character would
empower her sister lawyers.
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Ah, like the turtle.
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Look, we love you guys,
but we are going to need you
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to give us something royal.
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Like, hey, the coronation.
You've been invited, right?
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Yes, but we're not going.
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We can't turn our backs on the
normal life we've made here,
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where everyone just knows us as
the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.
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And where kids in the playground shout...
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HIGH-PITCHED: .."
Hey, Princess Lilibet, Prince Archie.
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"Come join in our game."
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Plus,
I saw this documentary where a coronation
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got totally out of hand,
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and this snowman started talking.
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That's Frozen. That's an animation.
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A cartoon.
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Olaf's not real?
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Look, it's up to you.
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But either you give us a ratings winner,
or you give us back
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our ¤100 million.
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PHONE VIBRATES Oh,
I'm going to have to take this.
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It's the guys from The Crown.
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Hey.
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I am loving your new storyline
where the Queen brokers
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the Northern Ireland peace deal.
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Olaf's not real.
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Just to keep you in the loop,
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I've ordered a fly-past by
the entire Royal Air Force.
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With me on the balcony, taking the salute.
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You're not allowed to take the salute.
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Fontle-Twat.
He's the King, you're just his wife.
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Not even his first one.
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He's right, I'm afraid. It's the protocol.
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Yet the Armed Forces have
far more respect for me than
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they do for either of you two.
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They sense that I'm good with my fists.
294
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I've found a replacement
for the Duke of Norfolk.
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What? I've consulted with the
country's top headhunting firms,
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and, based purely on merit,
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the best person to organise a slimmed-down,
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no-frills budget coronation is...
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The Princess Royal!
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Ah!
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I've cancelled the Abbey and
booked the Holiday Lodge Express...
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..in Slough!
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Mein Gott!
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This is the kind of venue
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one might hold a wake for the
chairman of the local Rotary Club.
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That was this morning. Good God!
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Oh, beautiful, wasn't she?
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Truly a queen in people's hearts.
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I've had enough of this -
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and I will be wearing the Koh-I-Noor.
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Koh-I-Noor is under lock and
key in the Tower of London,
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and there it'll stay.
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Now, you listen to me,
you pious streak of piss.
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I've spent the last 15
years of my life on my knees
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for this family.
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Sometimes literally.
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THEY GROAN
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I have toadied to the tabloid press,
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I have pretended to like you and
your personality vacuum of a wife,
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I have even opened an adult
care home in Basildon.
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Basildon!
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I will have my reward!
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Pa, I know this isn't what you wanted,
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but it's all the country can afford.
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Afford.
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Yes, that's when a member of the
public wishes to purchase something,
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a book on Venetian architecture,
for instance,
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but when they check their purse,
they find that they don't have
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the requisite number of shillings.
330
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Exactly. Yes, yes, I get that, I really do.
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My spirit is troubled.
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And don't forget,
my spirit is the spirit of the nation.
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I need time for contemplation.
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Pa!
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At least he's getting aiet and abiet.
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DUBSTEP PLAYS
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Food.
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Coronation.
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Innit.
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Hi. I'm Princes Eugenie.
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And I'm Princess Beatrice.
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And we want you guys to invent
a recipe and submit it to our
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Great British Coronation Starters,
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Main, and Pudding competition.
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DUBSTEP CONTINUES
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Great TokTik vid. Yeah.
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PHONE CHIMES Oh!
348
00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:05,060
Our first entry's come in!
349
00:15:05,061 --> 00:15:08,979
The spelling's a bit off,
but I think they're saying,
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"Your dad is a pedalo."
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Is there a recipe attached?
352
00:15:13,060 --> 00:15:14,940
No. Must be a joke on boats -
353
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Daddy being in the Navy, and so on.
354
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That'll be it.
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MUFFLED BARKING
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Oh, no, they're doing their business again.
357
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SNARLING
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I don't like it when their
back legs tremble like that.
359
00:15:29,140 --> 00:15:31,940
Lawks, that's longer than him.
360
00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:33,180
Your turn to clear up.
361
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DISTANT SIREN WAILS
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Not bad for a 75-year-old.
363
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The Koh-I-Noor.
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00:15:48,931 --> 00:15:55,019
Why shouldn't I wear this,
and remind the world that actually
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00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:57,220
the British Empire was a good thing?
366
00:15:57,260 --> 00:16:01,260
Without it, India wouldn't have railways,
and gin and tonic,
367
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:03,660
and little men who call you "Mem Saab".
368
00:16:06,820 --> 00:16:08,300
Hello, Camilla.
369
00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:10,380
Anne! What are you doing here?
370
00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:12,380
We were expecting you.
371
00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:13,740
Who's "we"?
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00:16:13,780 --> 00:16:16,300
Well, me and the horse I confide in.
373
00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:19,900
I'm afraid your little game is up!
374
00:16:26,140 --> 00:16:31,740
Well, at least I can still wear
the ermine robe of state. Wrong!
375
00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:35,300
I will not have you touching royal fur.
376
00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:38,260
You will be crowned in this -
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00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:40,660
a wool-blend M&S pantsuit.
378
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:41,900
SHE SOBS: No!
379
00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:44,900
M&S do some very nice things at the moment.
380
00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:47,820
Deal with it.
381
00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:54,420
Talk to me, oh, universe.
382
00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:57,060
I have a query to do with my coronation.
383
00:16:58,820 --> 00:17:00,660
Answer me, universe.
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00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:03,460
Surely I deserve all the bells and whistles.
385
00:17:05,580 --> 00:17:07,780
Calling Dalai Lama,
386
00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:10,220
can you connect me to the universe?
387
00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:12,860
I really need to chat to it.
388
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:15,380
Come in, Dalai Lama.
389
00:17:18,251 --> 00:17:20,339
Oh, Kate...
390
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,260
UNINTELLIGIBLE ..beautiful.
391
00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:26,700
Hello, Sophie Wessex. Oh!
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00:17:26,740 --> 00:17:28,220
This won't hurt.
393
00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:29,780
Or maybe just a little bit.
394
00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:32,700
Sorry about the carpet burns.
395
00:17:32,701 --> 00:17:34,739
But then,
you are under heavy sedation,
396
00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:37,210
which should last till
way after the coronation.
397
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:41,660
Oops...oops, oops...oops.
398
00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:51,780
There you are, Sophie.
399
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,100
UNINTELLIGIBLE Kate, my bestie.
400
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:56,100
You seem different. I do?
401
00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:58,380
Yes, you look more...jowly.
402
00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,419
You're not coming down with the mumps,
are you?
403
00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:02,540
Why don't you f...
404
00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:04,500
I think maybe, it might be my lipstick.
405
00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:07,620
That's it!
406
00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:10,180
Bit slutty for you.
But good to have a change.
407
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:11,700
Thank you.
408
00:18:11,701 --> 00:18:14,459
Well, we should probably be
getting to dress rehearsal.
409
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,379
Oh, you haven't heard the news, have you?
410
00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:18,180
The coronation plans have changed.
411
00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:21,700
Is this the venue?
412
00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:25,020
It's like that shithole
where you had your 18th.
413
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,180
Pardon? Nothing.
414
00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:30,740
Still now sign of Pa. But on the plus side,
415
00:18:30,741 --> 00:18:32,779
my Out and About scheme's going really well.
416
00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:34,299
I just had a report from Doncaster,
417
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:36,220
where a group of my kids have done this.
418
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:39,060
Isn't that graffiti?
419
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,380
No, it's art.
420
00:18:40,501 --> 00:18:43,739
They're definitely out and about.
421
00:18:43,740 --> 00:18:47,500
Right. Wills, I've been thinking
about reaching out to Meghan.
422
00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:50,420
The old Kate, the Roma Kate, would've done.
423
00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:53,100
ORGAN STING But now you're royal!
Like me.
424
00:18:53,101 --> 00:18:54,179
Hello, Anne.
425
00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:56,950
And that sort of gesture is
utterly out of the question.
426
00:18:56,980 --> 00:18:58,460
Who put this tinsel there?!
427
00:19:02,660 --> 00:19:04,220
What happened to you, Anne?
428
00:19:06,260 --> 00:19:07,580
Peter.
429
00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:12,300
My police bodyguard - and
the only man I've ever loved.
430
00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:15,460
He shared my passion for the countryside.
431
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:19,460
And I shared his passion
for interrogating criminals.
432
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,860
Have it, you slaaag!
433
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:25,979
But when the family found
out and we were forbidden
434
00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:28,540
from seeing each other, a part of me died.
435
00:19:28,580 --> 00:19:32,140
Doctors estimate between 85-95%.
436
00:19:32,180 --> 00:19:35,900
And I resolved to become truly royal,
and never experience
437
00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:38,340
an emotion again.
438
00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:40,540
Like you have.
439
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:43,300
Right. Thanks, Anne.
440
00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:46,180
Good chat.
441
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:52,740
Any more entries to our TokTok competition?
442
00:19:52,780 --> 00:19:57,060
No. And our invitations to the
coronation still haven't arrived.
443
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,100
Camilla. Where are the corgis?
444
00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:01,460
I must have those corgis. Really?
445
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:05,220
But they've eaten all of our
sushi and shat all over the place.
446
00:20:05,260 --> 00:20:07,140
Well, then, give them to me.
447
00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:09,500
Nice little corgis.
448
00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:11,780
Sweet little corgis. Come to Mummy.
449
00:20:11,820 --> 00:20:14,220
Dog sitter's taken them out for walkies.
450
00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:16,100
No! Oh, watch the soy sauce!
451
00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:17,620
I must have them.
452
00:20:18,740 --> 00:20:20,580
Why?
453
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,260
How dare you question me?
454
00:20:22,261 --> 00:20:25,419
Do I look like the sort of person
who would kill and butcher corgis
455
00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:29,060
to turn their royal fur
into a coronation robe?
456
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:30,980
Who said anything about that?
457
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:33,220
PHONE CHIMES We've had an entry.
458
00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:35,740
But it just says, "Sweaty twat."
459
00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:37,940
Another one without a recipe.
460
00:20:37,980 --> 00:20:39,900
Perhaps it's some type of fish?
461
00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:41,140
For God's sake, grow up.
462
00:20:41,180 --> 00:20:43,220
It's a joke about your father.
463
00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:45,420
But he was just too honourable.
464
00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:47,980
No-one wants you Yorks in this family.
465
00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:49,940
But they gave us the corgis.
466
00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:53,100
Oh, wake up and smell the dog shit.
467
00:20:53,140 --> 00:20:55,580
They were the booby prize.
468
00:20:57,060 --> 00:20:59,740
I will have their royal fur.
469
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:03,820
Does this mean we're not going
to the coronation? I hope not/
470
00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:06,300
Cos these fascinators were ten grand each.
471
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,420
WILLIAM: This is great. When we get crowned,
472
00:21:11,460 --> 00:21:14,260
we should totally do it in a
budget hotel just off the M4.
473
00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:16,460
Hm. DOOR OPENS
474
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:18,860
ANGELIC SINGING
475
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:21,100
I am reborn.
476
00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:24,980
And I'm feeling pretty chipper myself.
477
00:21:27,940 --> 00:21:30,140
Great! We can start the dress rehearsal.
478
00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:32,780
Wait. I have communed with nature
479
00:21:32,820 --> 00:21:35,300
and, via the good offices of the Dalai Lama,
480
00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:38,820
received a message from the universe itself.
481
00:21:38,860 --> 00:21:41,460
OK. And what did the universe say?
482
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,340
That the people are hurting,
483
00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:46,700
and there is but one way
their hurt may be salved -
484
00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:50,580
by staging what the universe calls a
"mega-coronation".
485
00:21:50,581 --> 00:21:52,899
Right, in other words,
the universe told you exactly
486
00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:54,100
what you wanted to hear?
487
00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:55,780
This is not the time to be cynical.
488
00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:58,059
There just isn't the money
for a mega-coronation.
489
00:21:58,060 --> 00:22:00,020
If you refuse to heed the message,
490
00:22:00,060 --> 00:22:01,820
I must lay down my burden.
491
00:22:01,860 --> 00:22:02,940
Abdicate?
492
00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:05,780
Yes.
493
00:22:05,820 --> 00:22:07,060
It won't come to that.
494
00:22:07,061 --> 00:22:09,939
If it did, we've have a full-blown
constitutional crisis. Exactly,
495
00:22:09,940 --> 00:22:12,020
which is why you must accede to my demands.
496
00:22:12,060 --> 00:22:15,500
The universe's demands, wishes...
497
00:22:15,540 --> 00:22:17,860
The wishes of the universe.
498
00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:20,060
Oh, my God.
499
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:21,150
Harry and Meghan.
500
00:22:23,940 --> 00:22:25,540
'I felt an emotion.
501
00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:29,340
'But do I hug her, or challenge
her to a bare-knuckle fistfight?'
502
00:22:29,380 --> 00:22:31,620
We've come back with a healing message
503
00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:33,260
to help us all find harmony,
504
00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:35,660
like the notes in a song by Beyonce,
505
00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:37,380
who incidentally just texted me.
506
00:22:37,381 --> 00:22:39,739
Plus,
we've got to clear out Frogmore Cottage.
507
00:22:39,740 --> 00:22:42,420
Then pay your outstanding electricity bill.
508
00:22:44,260 --> 00:22:46,340
This is a sign from the universe.
509
00:22:46,380 --> 00:22:48,020
With both my sons here,
510
00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:50,260
we must have a mega-coronation.
511
00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:52,540
No, it's Slough, or nothing.
512
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,100
You're bluffing.
513
00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:55,700
No, I'm not.
514
00:23:04,580 --> 00:23:05,940
Then I abdicate.
515
00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:10,340
Gott in Himmel!
516
00:23:13,871 --> 00:23:20,179
Buckingham Palace have
confirmed that the budget coronation
517
00:23:20,180 --> 00:23:21,740
will go ahead with a minor tweak.
518
00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:24,980
Prince William will now be crowned
king in place of his father.
519
00:23:25,020 --> 00:23:26,820
In other news...
520
00:23:26,860 --> 00:23:30,380
But why, Charles? Why?!
521
00:23:30,420 --> 00:23:33,140
You know why. Without proper ritual,
522
00:23:33,180 --> 00:23:36,900
the coronation would've been utterly
devoid of character and meaning -
523
00:23:36,940 --> 00:23:38,780
like a registry office wedding,
524
00:23:38,820 --> 00:23:40,740
or the reboot of Sex and the City.
525
00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:45,980
We must try and look on our
enforced retirement as a positive.
526
00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:47,640
When was the last time we talked?
527
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:50,860
Oh, you're always talking, or giving talks.
528
00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:52,540
That's your problem.
529
00:23:52,541 --> 00:23:55,459
I mean, when was the last time
we had a proper conversation?
530
00:23:55,460 --> 00:23:57,700
Mm? Come on, let's have one now.
531
00:23:57,740 --> 00:23:59,460
All right, then, you go first.
532
00:24:04,540 --> 00:24:06,900
Now, tell me, what is it you do?
533
00:24:06,940 --> 00:24:08,380
This isn't a walkabout.
534
00:24:09,540 --> 00:24:11,580
Actually, why don't you go first?
535
00:24:11,620 --> 00:24:13,340
SHE SIGHS
536
00:24:13,380 --> 00:24:15,100
Erm...
537
00:24:24,260 --> 00:24:25,660
Erm...
538
00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:28,540
Oh, this is hopeless.
539
00:24:28,580 --> 00:24:30,940
We need a joint retirement activity.
540
00:24:30,980 --> 00:24:34,060
Something like gardening,
or watercolour painting.
541
00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:36,060
You've been doing that all your life.
542
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:38,260
There is one thing I've never tried.
543
00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:39,900
Cannibalism? No.
544
00:24:41,420 --> 00:24:42,470
Golf.
545
00:24:49,660 --> 00:24:53,300
WILLIAM: You've got five minutes.
What's this all about?
546
00:24:53,340 --> 00:24:55,700
We've asked you here so we can apologise.
547
00:24:55,701 --> 00:24:58,579
I've realised now that it was
inappropriate of me to tell
548
00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:01,110
the world you're living in
a cycle of genetic pain.
549
00:25:01,140 --> 00:25:03,430
And it was wrong of me
to say you're too formal.
550
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:05,990
You're an emotional being,
Kate, and you can hug -
551
00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:08,340
just in your own special UK way.
552
00:25:09,540 --> 00:25:11,620
You're our family.
553
00:25:11,660 --> 00:25:13,860
Oh, Harold. Willy.
554
00:25:15,980 --> 00:25:17,820
Meghan. Kate! Ah!
555
00:25:20,180 --> 00:25:22,100
I never really thought you were racist.
556
00:25:22,140 --> 00:25:25,090
Well, I probably said something
unintentionally racist.
557
00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:27,459
I'm a white upper middle class
man with no Black friends.
558
00:25:27,460 --> 00:25:29,100
Something was bound to slip out.
559
00:25:29,140 --> 00:25:31,700
Oh, that's what they call unconscious bias.
560
00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:33,540
Like when I dressed as a Nazi.
561
00:25:33,580 --> 00:25:35,500
Listen, we've got to head,
562
00:25:35,540 --> 00:25:38,060
but see you at the coronation, yeah?
563
00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:40,540
It would be our honour to attend.
564
00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:41,630
Bye!
565
00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:47,460
You see, Harry?
566
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:49,620
With family comes opportunity,
567
00:25:49,660 --> 00:25:53,100
but also responsibility and accountability.
568
00:25:53,140 --> 00:25:55,820
And I guess that's what you call empathy.
569
00:25:55,860 --> 00:25:58,660
Thanks for teaching me
such a valuable lesson, M.
570
00:25:58,700 --> 00:26:00,580
You really are wiser than Gandhi.
571
00:26:03,940 --> 00:26:04,990
Mm.
572
00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:10,100
DIRECTOR: Cut. Yes!
573
00:26:10,140 --> 00:26:11,700
Netflix are going to love this.
574
00:26:11,740 --> 00:26:14,510
Oh, great,
cos I literally didn't understand any of it.
575
00:26:17,580 --> 00:26:19,380
Still no invite to the coronation.
576
00:26:19,420 --> 00:26:21,180
We're obviously pariahs.
577
00:26:21,220 --> 00:26:23,220
And there's something else.
578
00:26:23,260 --> 00:26:24,980
Edo's disappeared.
579
00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:26,780
No note or anything.
580
00:26:26,820 --> 00:26:29,660
Actually,
I haven't seen Jack for a while either.
581
00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:32,100
Even our husbands think we're shit.
582
00:26:32,101 --> 00:26:33,699
Which is why we're going to move
583
00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:36,860
to this place I've found called the North.
584
00:26:36,900 --> 00:26:39,460
It's where York is. York is real?
585
00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:42,540
I thought it was made up,
like Narnia, or Wales.
586
00:26:42,580 --> 00:26:46,060
Well, maybe it is,
but the North is definitely real.
587
00:26:46,100 --> 00:26:50,580
The people talk in funny voices
and eat something called hotpot,
588
00:26:50,620 --> 00:26:52,940
but they're friendly and welcoming.
589
00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:54,700
I've rented a little cottage.
590
00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:56,340
We'll live a simpler life,
591
00:26:56,380 --> 00:26:59,060
a better life, without the royal family,
592
00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:00,780
and without our husbands.
593
00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:02,500
We're Yorks, aren't we?
594
00:27:02,540 --> 00:27:06,260
Yes!
And Yorks look to the future with dignity,
595
00:27:06,300 --> 00:27:08,660
nobility, and honour.
596
00:27:09,940 --> 00:27:12,290
Actually,
we should probably change our name.
597
00:27:16,540 --> 00:27:18,340
ANNE, GHOSTLY: You're the King now.
598
00:27:20,060 --> 00:27:22,180
Open it.
599
00:27:22,220 --> 00:27:24,580
Open iiit!
600
00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:25,670
Ahh!
601
00:27:27,180 --> 00:27:29,540
Is this budget coronation a mistake?
602
00:27:29,580 --> 00:27:30,900
On the contrary,
603
00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:33,940
I think we need to go further
and economise on the banquet.
604
00:27:33,980 --> 00:27:37,290
I've plenty of food left over from
my 60th birthday celebrations.
605
00:27:37,291 --> 00:27:38,979
But wasn't that over ten years ago?
606
00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:41,259
Yes. And didn't people have
to bring their own food?
607
00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:42,580
Which I've still got!
608
00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:44,460
I shall instruct the team!
609
00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:45,660
WHIPS
610
00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:48,540
Anne?
611
00:27:48,580 --> 00:27:50,100
Hello, darling. Ah!
612
00:27:50,140 --> 00:27:51,980
Oh, you're busy.
613
00:27:52,020 --> 00:27:55,180
Absolutely. You know, cos now I'm the King.
614
00:27:55,181 --> 00:27:57,779
Actually, on that,
I was wondering if we should sleep
615
00:27:57,780 --> 00:27:59,379
in separate bedrooms from now on,
616
00:27:59,380 --> 00:28:01,700
like Granny and Grandpa in The Crown.
Really?
617
00:28:01,701 --> 00:28:03,059
Only because it's protocol.
618
00:28:03,060 --> 00:28:05,379
I'm certainly not so worried
about the coronation that
619
00:28:05,380 --> 00:28:06,580
I can't get an erection.
620
00:28:06,581 --> 00:28:09,459
Wills, if you were so worried about
the coronation that you couldn't
621
00:28:09,460 --> 00:28:12,619
get an erection, you would let me know,
wouldn't you? 'Course!
622
00:28:12,620 --> 00:28:16,020
But I'm not worried,
and I can get an erection.
623
00:28:16,060 --> 00:28:17,940
Open iiit!
624
00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:29,340
LOUD SLURPING
625
00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:31,820
Hello, Edward.
626
00:28:33,300 --> 00:28:35,140
Oh, there you are, darling!
627
00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:36,740
Mm!
628
00:28:36,780 --> 00:28:38,660
My special recipe soup.
629
00:28:38,700 --> 00:28:40,900
You boil the cabbage in water.
630
00:28:40,940 --> 00:28:42,540
And then, you...
631
00:28:42,580 --> 00:28:44,500
Eat it.
632
00:28:44,540 --> 00:28:46,780
It's your favourite, we have it every week.
633
00:28:46,820 --> 00:28:48,860
Oh, yes, of course. THEY CHUCKLE
634
00:28:50,060 --> 00:28:52,500
Your voice, Sophie, it's changed.
635
00:28:52,540 --> 00:28:55,900
Is it?
It's probably just the coronation bringing me
636
00:28:55,940 --> 00:28:57,180
out of my shell.
637
00:28:57,220 --> 00:28:58,700
It's made you taller, as well.
638
00:28:58,740 --> 00:29:00,060
I'm growing in confidence.
639
00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:02,300
And changed the entire shape of your head.
640
00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:03,660
Well, erm...
641
00:29:05,660 --> 00:29:07,780
If the coronation's doing this to you,
642
00:29:07,820 --> 00:29:09,700
think what it'll do to Charles.
643
00:29:11,020 --> 00:29:13,620
But before the coronation,
644
00:29:13,660 --> 00:29:15,860
it's the first Friday of the month,
645
00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:18,660
and you know how much we both love that.
646
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:21,980
Now, eat up.
647
00:29:22,020 --> 00:29:24,420
You'll need your strength.
648
00:29:24,460 --> 00:29:26,580
Mm. Mm...
649
00:29:33,020 --> 00:29:35,300
Charles, this is wonderful.
650
00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:37,420
I've stopped hating people...
651
00:29:38,460 --> 00:29:40,740
..and started hating golf.
652
00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:43,500
Yes, it's very frustrating.
653
00:29:43,540 --> 00:29:45,540
Wait! We're having a conversation.
654
00:29:46,700 --> 00:29:48,100
Oh, yes.
655
00:29:48,140 --> 00:29:50,780
And I've stopped thinking
about how I'm not King.
656
00:29:50,820 --> 00:29:53,500
Oh, I've reminded myself again.
657
00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:56,740
Now I've forgotten again.
658
00:29:56,780 --> 00:30:00,220
Perhaps golf actually is the answer. Yes.
659
00:30:00,260 --> 00:30:02,300
It really is tremendously frustrating.
660
00:30:09,620 --> 00:30:11,060
HARRY: OK.
661
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:13,620
We asked you here so we could apologise.
662
00:30:13,660 --> 00:30:15,620
We've been over that. We're all good.
663
00:30:15,621 --> 00:30:18,459
I've realised now that it was
inappropriate of me to tell
664
00:30:18,460 --> 00:30:21,220
the world you're living in
a cycle of genetic pain.
665
00:30:21,260 --> 00:30:22,420
What's going on?
666
00:30:22,460 --> 00:30:24,780
DIRECTOR: Cut!
667
00:30:24,820 --> 00:30:27,020
Is this being filmed for Netflix?
668
00:30:27,021 --> 00:30:28,379
MEGHAN: We're really sorry.
669
00:30:28,380 --> 00:30:30,610
They just want us to go again,
for close-ups.
670
00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:33,020
So, everything you said was scripted?
671
00:30:33,060 --> 00:30:35,220
Sure. But we still meant it.
672
00:30:35,260 --> 00:30:37,260
Yeah, that's the bit I don't understand.
673
00:30:37,261 --> 00:30:39,699
A team of writers gives us this stuff,
we learn it,
674
00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:41,259
which is bloody difficult for me,
675
00:30:41,260 --> 00:30:43,620
and then, we have to pretend like it's real.
676
00:30:43,660 --> 00:30:45,060
It is real.
677
00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:47,420
The writers take the emotional truth,
678
00:30:47,460 --> 00:30:50,380
and weave in a compelling
and relatable drama.
679
00:30:50,420 --> 00:30:52,260
I bet that was written for you, too.
680
00:30:52,300 --> 00:30:54,650
You can forget about
coming to our coronation.
681
00:30:54,660 --> 00:30:55,860
But we've gotta go!
682
00:30:55,900 --> 00:30:57,900
We need more content for Netflix.
683
00:30:57,940 --> 00:30:59,940
Not on my watch, lady.
684
00:31:10,020 --> 00:31:12,540
So, what is this, like, the gatehouse?
685
00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:15,820
No, this, is it? One Toilet Cottage.
686
00:31:15,860 --> 00:31:17,580
It's not so bad, is it?
687
00:31:17,620 --> 00:31:20,100
Alexa! Make a cup of tea.
688
00:31:22,820 --> 00:31:25,980
What is this attached to the wall?
689
00:31:26,020 --> 00:31:27,580
I think it's a radiator.
690
00:31:27,620 --> 00:31:30,780
You mean they don't have underfloor heating?
691
00:31:32,260 --> 00:31:35,980
I can't do this! I want to go home,
692
00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:37,500
and to the coronation,
693
00:31:37,540 --> 00:31:41,940
and to an afterparty
hosted by James Bluuunt.
694
00:31:41,980 --> 00:31:45,940
But B,
even James Blunt isn't returning our calls.
695
00:31:45,980 --> 00:31:48,340
ECHOING: Noooo!
696
00:31:48,380 --> 00:31:51,460
LOUD SOBBING
697
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:53,340
You've got to be brave.
698
00:31:53,380 --> 00:31:56,140
Come on, let's go and find the stables.
699
00:32:00,180 --> 00:32:01,940
TRAIN HORN
700
00:32:01,980 --> 00:32:03,100
A train.
701
00:32:03,140 --> 00:32:04,860
Yes, the tracks are just there.
702
00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:06,060
Let's go and see.
703
00:32:06,061 --> 00:32:08,059
You've always loved trains, haven't you, B?
704
00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:10,500
Yes! Like in The Railway Children.
705
00:32:10,540 --> 00:32:13,740
The sounds, the smells, the colours.
706
00:32:13,741 --> 00:32:16,579
Which is odd, really,
because I've never actually been on one,
707
00:32:16,580 --> 00:32:19,980
and I always get driven around in a car.
708
00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:21,660
TRAIN HORN
709
00:32:21,661 --> 00:32:24,219
KATE: The budget coronation is on track,
but the most
710
00:32:24,220 --> 00:32:26,579
pressing issue of them all
is still to be resolved.
711
00:32:26,580 --> 00:32:28,460
What am I going to wear?
712
00:32:28,461 --> 00:32:30,379
And it's all the fault of the bloody press.
713
00:32:30,380 --> 00:32:33,900
They will keep on saying
how wonderfully I dress.
714
00:32:33,940 --> 00:32:35,500
I feel like I'm caught in a trap.
715
00:32:35,540 --> 00:32:37,180
I wish you'd shut your trap.
716
00:32:37,220 --> 00:32:38,540
I need a big idea.
717
00:32:38,580 --> 00:32:40,460
When I'm on a Commonwealth tour,
718
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:43,460
I usually wear a stylish
representation of the flag of
719
00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:45,220
the country I'm visiting.
720
00:32:45,260 --> 00:32:48,460
Why not make a dress out of
all the Commonwealth flags?
721
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:50,660
Oh, Sophie, that's brilliant!
722
00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:53,660
An entire commonwealth summed up in a dress!
723
00:32:53,700 --> 00:32:57,130
That way, you'll look as bonkers
as the actual organisation itself.
724
00:32:59,580 --> 00:33:01,500
Kate, at lunch,
725
00:33:01,501 --> 00:33:04,019
Edward was talking about the
first Friday of the month.
726
00:33:04,020 --> 00:33:06,660
Oh, yes, Fondle Friday.
727
00:33:06,700 --> 00:33:08,900
What, so he just fondles me?
728
00:33:08,940 --> 00:33:11,020
Yes.
729
00:33:11,060 --> 00:33:13,260
Before a solid eight hours of full sex.
730
00:33:14,780 --> 00:33:17,190
I'm surprised you don't remember this,
Sophie.
731
00:33:18,740 --> 00:33:20,220
Sophie?
732
00:33:20,260 --> 00:33:21,380
SHE WHISPERS: Oh, God.
733
00:33:23,580 --> 00:33:27,020
WILLIAM: It's a great honour for
me in my first royal duty as king
734
00:33:27,060 --> 00:33:29,900
to be visiting this
community recycling centre.
735
00:33:29,940 --> 00:33:31,100
It's a dump!
736
00:33:31,140 --> 00:33:32,260
It's not that bad.
737
00:33:32,261 --> 00:33:34,739
No, that's what we call it.
And with all due respect,
738
00:33:34,740 --> 00:33:36,900
I don't agree with this budget coronation.
739
00:33:36,901 --> 00:33:39,739
I know I can't afford my heating
and I have to go to a foodbank,
740
00:33:39,740 --> 00:33:42,990
but a grand coronation was the only
thing I had to look forward to.
741
00:33:43,020 --> 00:33:45,660
I really miss the King. The real King.
742
00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:48,300
He seemed so kind and grandfatherly.
743
00:33:48,301 --> 00:33:50,659
Even though I know from watching The Crown,
he wanted
744
00:33:50,660 --> 00:33:52,820
to be reincarnated as a tampon.
745
00:33:52,860 --> 00:33:55,380
Without a grand coronation,
I feel so alienated.
746
00:33:55,420 --> 00:33:58,380
It's like there's nothing
to unite us as a country.
747
00:33:58,420 --> 00:33:59,740
What about The Beatles?
748
00:33:59,780 --> 00:34:01,180
They split in 1970.
749
00:34:01,181 --> 00:34:03,779
And there's only so many times
you can hear Paul McCartney say,
750
00:34:03,780 --> 00:34:05,339
"We were just a tight little band."
751
00:34:05,340 --> 00:34:07,179
Doctor Who, then, that's still being made.
752
00:34:07,180 --> 00:34:08,230
That's gone gay!
753
00:34:09,620 --> 00:34:11,940
I just feel so lost. Oh, well.
754
00:34:11,980 --> 00:34:14,750
Better get down Ladbrokes
and gamble away all my money.
755
00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:17,700
Oh, lord.
756
00:34:19,220 --> 00:34:20,460
What have I done?
757
00:34:21,540 --> 00:34:22,590
THEY LAUGH
758
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:25,540
You know, I'm exactly the same.
759
00:34:25,580 --> 00:34:27,980
Before I found golf, I hated everything.
760
00:34:28,020 --> 00:34:29,420
Particularly yoga.
761
00:34:29,460 --> 00:34:31,860
It's a liberation, isn't it?
762
00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:33,900
I'm a completely new woman.
763
00:34:33,940 --> 00:34:36,220
Mind you, I still hate Springwatch.
764
00:34:36,260 --> 00:34:37,860
And Winterwatch.
765
00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:39,700
Men who wear fleeces.
766
00:34:39,740 --> 00:34:43,140
The Tate Modern. Keely Hawes.
767
00:34:43,180 --> 00:34:46,260
Charles, with your experience and skills,
768
00:34:46,261 --> 00:34:48,859
I was wondering if you'd
like to be on our committee.
769
00:34:48,860 --> 00:34:50,020
Oh, I'd be honoured.
770
00:34:50,060 --> 00:34:52,020
Norway. Cirque du Soleil.
771
00:34:52,060 --> 00:34:55,300
Of course, if you wish to crown me chairman,
who am I to...
772
00:34:55,340 --> 00:34:56,900
That could be a bit of a problem.
773
00:34:56,940 --> 00:34:58,780
Sorry, make me chairman.
774
00:34:59,820 --> 00:35:03,460
No need for a throne or the
Archbishop of Canterbury.
775
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:06,140
Although, of course,
if you did have a throne...
776
00:35:06,180 --> 00:35:08,260
It's just that we already have a chairman.
777
00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:10,660
Oh. You actually know him.
778
00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:12,060
Do you know what?
779
00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:14,060
Since my retirement, all my ego's gone.
780
00:35:14,100 --> 00:35:17,050
Literally anyone could be chairman,
and I'd defer to them.
781
00:35:17,060 --> 00:35:18,420
Anyone in the world.
782
00:35:18,421 --> 00:35:19,499
It's Prince Andrew.
783
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:22,380
HE GROANS
784
00:35:42,380 --> 00:35:45,220
You're doing the right thing, Wills.
785
00:35:45,260 --> 00:35:48,060
Sorry, I'm guessing you're
one of my ancestors, but I...
786
00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:52,100
Ah. I'll give you a clue.
I had ten illegitimate children.
787
00:35:52,140 --> 00:35:53,640
Well, that could be any of them.
788
00:35:53,660 --> 00:35:56,180
All right.
I was very keen on the slave trade.
789
00:35:56,220 --> 00:35:57,460
Ditto.
790
00:35:57,500 --> 00:36:02,260
I'm William IV,
and I famously had a small coronation, too.
791
00:36:02,300 --> 00:36:04,300
But history's forgotten you.
792
00:36:04,301 --> 00:36:07,499
Maybe kings need to be seen in all
their pomp to unite the country.
793
00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:08,740
I'm not forgotten!
794
00:36:08,780 --> 00:36:11,700
The phrase "Silly Billy"
was attributed to me -
795
00:36:11,740 --> 00:36:14,140
and I'm very proud of it, very proud indeed.
796
00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:16,500
That decides it.
797
00:36:18,380 --> 00:36:20,260
Rishi Sunak, it's the acting King.
798
00:36:20,300 --> 00:36:22,660
We need to talk. ASAP.
799
00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:26,020
No-one's going to call me Silly Billy.
800
00:36:26,060 --> 00:36:27,980
My erection! It's back!
801
00:36:30,940 --> 00:36:32,180
Well, that got weird.
802
00:36:37,511 --> 00:36:43,259
Right, can we make this quick?
I've got a photoshoot to get to
803
00:36:43,260 --> 00:36:45,499
where I'm supposed to look
normal in a curry house.
804
00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:47,379
Prime Minister, for the sake of the nation,
805
00:36:47,380 --> 00:36:49,140
the coronation has got to be mega.
806
00:36:49,180 --> 00:36:51,540
Look, Wills,
807
00:36:51,541 --> 00:36:54,779
I was brought in to sort out the
public finances because I'm a man
808
00:36:54,780 --> 00:36:57,140
of integrity, professionalism,
809
00:36:57,180 --> 00:36:58,820
and accountability.
810
00:36:58,860 --> 00:37:01,390
And I'm telling you,
the money simply isn't there.
811
00:37:02,660 --> 00:37:04,180
Wait a minute.
812
00:37:04,181 --> 00:37:06,299
I've just inherited the Duchy of Cornwall,
813
00:37:06,300 --> 00:37:07,980
which is worth over £1 billion,
814
00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:09,700
and your net worth is 700 million.
815
00:37:09,740 --> 00:37:11,020
That's my wife's.
816
00:37:11,060 --> 00:37:12,460
We'll pay for it!
817
00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:14,300
We can go halves!
818
00:37:14,340 --> 00:37:16,420
Er...
819
00:37:16,460 --> 00:37:18,020
Oh!
820
00:37:18,060 --> 00:37:22,820
I've just seen that if we move
farm subsidies over to next year,
821
00:37:22,860 --> 00:37:25,580
shave a little off education,
822
00:37:25,620 --> 00:37:29,700
and delay a couple of wind farms,
we can just manage it.
823
00:37:29,740 --> 00:37:31,740
All right!
824
00:37:31,780 --> 00:37:33,620
The grand coronation's back on.
825
00:37:34,660 --> 00:37:36,380
I definitely pay my taxes.
826
00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:44,300
I'm sorry, Charles, I'm leaving you.
827
00:37:45,540 --> 00:37:47,500
I can't say I blame you.
828
00:37:47,540 --> 00:37:51,420
All those years waiting in the wings,
finally the spotlight
829
00:37:51,460 --> 00:37:52,700
shone on me, and I blew it.
830
00:37:54,460 --> 00:37:59,060
Sometimes you learn that your dreams
831
00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:00,900
Will have to pass
832
00:38:02,140 --> 00:38:05,260
When you realise your husband is
833
00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:07,500
One tremendous arse...
834
00:38:07,540 --> 00:38:09,580
The grand coronation's back on!
835
00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:11,300
You've got to come back to London.
836
00:38:11,340 --> 00:38:13,020
What if I don't want to go?
837
00:38:13,060 --> 00:38:15,620
We're having such fun here in retirement.
838
00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:17,460
Please, Pa.
839
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:20,020
I've brought your red box.
840
00:38:20,060 --> 00:38:22,100
I couldn't bring myself to open it.
841
00:38:22,101 --> 00:38:24,179
It somehow felt wrong and contributed to
842
00:38:24,180 --> 00:38:25,460
my erectile dysfunction.
843
00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:26,980
Do you know what's in there?
844
00:38:26,981 --> 00:38:29,859
Do you know what it is the
government really send me to do?
845
00:38:29,860 --> 00:38:31,300
Important documents.
846
00:38:31,301 --> 00:38:33,539
Things to review and consider.
State business.
847
00:38:33,540 --> 00:38:35,420
No, my boy.
848
00:38:35,460 --> 00:38:37,100
This is what they send me.
849
00:38:39,940 --> 00:38:43,660
Well...anyway, the people miss you.
850
00:38:43,661 --> 00:38:46,539
And they want to celebrate your
coronation with all the pomp and
851
00:38:46,540 --> 00:38:49,139
ceremony a small-to-medium-sized
economy can afford.
852
00:38:49,140 --> 00:38:50,820
Everything's set up at the Abbey.
853
00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:52,600
The massed pipers, the gold coach,
854
00:38:52,620 --> 00:38:54,220
Brian May and the squirrels.
855
00:38:54,260 --> 00:38:55,660
I'm begging you, Pa.
856
00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:59,260
Come back and do this thing. Properly.
857
00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:01,940
What do you think, Camilla?
858
00:39:01,980 --> 00:39:03,660
Do I get to be called Queen?
859
00:39:05,180 --> 00:39:06,620
Yes.
860
00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:07,780
Get in the car!
861
00:39:10,420 --> 00:39:12,060
Ready, my sweet?
862
00:39:13,900 --> 00:39:15,460
It's Fondle Friday.
863
00:39:16,740 --> 00:39:19,340
Oh, why am I putting myself through this?
864
00:39:19,380 --> 00:39:21,180
It's not even a proper coronation.
865
00:39:21,181 --> 00:39:22,379
What do you mean, Sophie?
866
00:39:22,380 --> 00:39:24,600
I can't believe you haven't seen it already,
867
00:39:24,620 --> 00:39:26,620
you thick Windsor inbred. I'm...
868
00:39:26,660 --> 00:39:30,060
The grand coronation's back on!
How exciting!
869
00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:33,140
HIGH-PITCHED: ..very excited, too!
870
00:39:33,180 --> 00:39:34,700
The boudoir awaits.
871
00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:45,460
You were right, Eugenie,
we're making it work,
872
00:39:45,461 --> 00:39:47,779
and making ourselves
proud of our family name,
873
00:39:47,780 --> 00:39:50,220
which we've now changed to Arkwright.
874
00:39:50,260 --> 00:39:51,820
It's fab here.
875
00:39:51,860 --> 00:39:54,300
Fresh vegetables from our own garden.
876
00:39:54,340 --> 00:39:57,180
Juice made with berries from the hedgerow.
877
00:39:57,220 --> 00:40:01,620
And a friendly welcome
from our lovely neighbours.
878
00:40:01,660 --> 00:40:02,980
GOAT BLEATS
879
00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:06,900
We don't need the royal family,
880
00:40:06,940 --> 00:40:09,100
and we don't need our husbands.
881
00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:12,740
TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS What was that?
882
00:40:12,780 --> 00:40:15,020
I heard it, too. A steam train!
883
00:40:15,060 --> 00:40:16,440
Because we're in the North,
884
00:40:16,460 --> 00:40:18,990
and they haven't got their
Levelling Up money yet.
885
00:40:19,020 --> 00:40:21,540
TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS There it is!
886
00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:26,570
Wait, someone's left their
bicycle lying across the tracks.
887
00:40:26,571 --> 00:40:29,339
I certainly didn't leave it there
because I thought it was, like,
888
00:40:29,340 --> 00:40:31,019
a Lime Bike you just chuck anywhere.
889
00:40:31,020 --> 00:40:35,020
We've got to warn the driver,
or there'll be a terrible disaster!
890
00:40:35,060 --> 00:40:37,220
If only there was a flag we could wave.
891
00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:39,500
Got it. We take our pants off
892
00:40:39,501 --> 00:40:42,259
and tie them to those beanpoles
over there and wave them.
893
00:40:42,260 --> 00:40:43,540
Roger that.
894
00:40:49,420 --> 00:40:50,660
You wear a thong?
895
00:40:50,700 --> 00:40:53,860
Yeah. Edo likes it. He's Italian.
896
00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:55,660
But it's too tiny!
897
00:40:55,700 --> 00:40:57,540
TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS
898
00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:59,660
The driver can't see them!
899
00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:01,320
Well, luckily, Jack's British,
900
00:41:01,340 --> 00:41:03,180
which means I can get away with these.
901
00:41:06,660 --> 00:41:08,540
BOTH: Stop!
902
00:41:08,580 --> 00:41:11,580
For the love of God, stop! Stop!
903
00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:25,300
Yes!
904
00:41:34,340 --> 00:41:36,900
Edo, you were on the train?
905
00:41:36,940 --> 00:41:38,340
I saw your thong.
906
00:41:38,380 --> 00:41:39,740
So small.
907
00:41:39,780 --> 00:41:41,300
Just how I like it.
908
00:41:41,340 --> 00:41:42,740
And Jack...
909
00:41:42,780 --> 00:41:45,060
And I saw your big baggy pants.
910
00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:46,860
So big.
911
00:41:46,900 --> 00:41:48,060
Just how I like them.
912
00:41:52,540 --> 00:41:54,620
We thought you'd deserted us
913
00:41:54,660 --> 00:41:56,860
because of Daddy being too honourable.
914
00:41:56,900 --> 00:41:59,140
No, you silly. I was in Portugal.
915
00:41:59,141 --> 00:42:02,019
George Clooney has made me
brand ambassador to a golf club,
916
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:03,220
as well as to his tequila.
917
00:42:03,260 --> 00:42:05,180
That's fantastic!
918
00:42:05,181 --> 00:42:07,899
Although I'm still not entirely
sure what a brand ambassador is.
919
00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:09,900
Hey, a job's a job. Exactly.
920
00:42:09,940 --> 00:42:13,780
And this time, it really is so me!
921
00:42:16,180 --> 00:42:19,100
Oh, and here's a telegram.
922
00:42:21,180 --> 00:42:22,460
It's from Wills.
923
00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:25,300
"You're all invited to the coronation, stop.
924
00:42:25,340 --> 00:42:27,500
"It's going to be mega, stop."
925
00:42:27,540 --> 00:42:32,420
O-M-G, we're not ostraciiiiised!
926
00:42:32,460 --> 00:42:34,220
Tequila?
927
00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:35,380
Shots!
928
00:42:35,420 --> 00:42:37,300
THEY CHEER
929
00:42:39,980 --> 00:42:42,420
Well, last night wasn't what I expected.
930
00:42:42,460 --> 00:42:44,580
Oh, sorry, I was a bit off-form.
931
00:42:44,620 --> 00:42:47,980
12 hours of it, though. You're an animal.
932
00:42:47,981 --> 00:42:49,819
I think it's my Royal Marines training.
933
00:42:49,820 --> 00:42:51,979
Well,
didn't you quit the course after four months?
934
00:42:51,980 --> 00:42:53,540
Imagine if I'd finished it.
935
00:42:55,860 --> 00:42:57,380
Imagine. KATE: Sophie!
936
00:42:57,420 --> 00:42:58,780
Oh, she's here. Fantastic.
937
00:42:58,820 --> 00:43:00,220
Oh, I say!
938
00:43:03,180 --> 00:43:05,280
Your Commonwealth dress is sensational!
939
00:43:05,300 --> 00:43:07,780
And I feel sensational.
940
00:43:07,820 --> 00:43:10,260
The colours, the fit.
941
00:43:10,300 --> 00:43:13,100
I'm my best-ever self.
942
00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:17,820
Oh, Kate! I'm so sorry!
943
00:43:17,860 --> 00:43:20,540
Now there's a massive rip in Jamaica.
944
00:43:20,580 --> 00:43:23,290
That's one of the countries
we've got to stop leaving.
945
00:43:24,540 --> 00:43:25,940
WILL: Kate.
946
00:43:25,980 --> 00:43:28,390
There's no need for
separate bedrooms any more.
947
00:43:28,420 --> 00:43:29,860
Oh, Wills!
948
00:43:29,861 --> 00:43:31,579
Your father is being crowned King,
949
00:43:31,580 --> 00:43:33,660
and you can get an erection.
950
00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:35,180
Who cares about the dress?
951
00:43:35,220 --> 00:43:37,740
This is the happiest day of my life.
952
00:43:39,060 --> 00:43:40,900
Their Royal Majesties.
953
00:43:47,100 --> 00:43:50,060
Right. Let's do this thing.
954
00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:54,180
LOUD CHEERING
955
00:43:54,220 --> 00:43:58,500
I here, present unto you, King Charles,
956
00:43:58,540 --> 00:44:01,300
your undoubted King.
957
00:44:06,780 --> 00:44:11,020
CROWD CHANTS: Charles! Charles!
Charles! Charles! Charles! Charles!
958
00:44:11,060 --> 00:44:12,300
HE GRUNTS
959
00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:25,900
Auntie Anne,
is that a wool blend M&S pantsuit?
960
00:44:25,940 --> 00:44:27,260
Yes!
961
00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:32,220
Yes, with the grand coronation back
on and so much joyfulness about,
962
00:44:32,260 --> 00:44:36,420
I've remembered the woman I once was
- a multi-faceted, multi-layered,
963
00:44:36,460 --> 00:44:40,780
kooky, wonderful, glorious human being.
964
00:44:40,820 --> 00:44:43,820
How dare you offer me that without bowing?
965
00:44:43,860 --> 00:44:45,260
Slag!
966
00:44:45,300 --> 00:44:47,460
BLOWS LAND
967
00:44:49,180 --> 00:44:52,100
So great you could make it to the coronation,
Harry.
968
00:44:52,140 --> 00:44:54,060
Shame you weren't there, Meghan.
969
00:44:54,100 --> 00:44:57,420
It was a difficult decision,
but I'm such a private person.
970
00:44:57,460 --> 00:44:59,820
Willy, Kate, we owe you an apology.
971
00:44:59,860 --> 00:45:01,820
A proper one this time, with no cameras.
972
00:45:03,220 --> 00:45:05,780
And no weird dialogue for me to learn.
973
00:45:05,781 --> 00:45:08,899
We can't pretend your behaviour
has not had a negative impact
974
00:45:08,900 --> 00:45:10,460
on our mental health.
975
00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:14,260
Speaking up when you have a mental
health issue is so important,
976
00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:17,140
which is why I started my "Aiet and Abiet"
scheme.
977
00:45:17,180 --> 00:45:20,580
But of course, we accept your apology,
and we look forward
978
00:45:20,620 --> 00:45:22,220
to renewing our friendship.
979
00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:29,550
DIRECTOR: Cut!
980
00:45:32,780 --> 00:45:35,780
It's for our Instagram feed. Oh!
981
00:45:35,820 --> 00:45:39,540
It's so important to get
your narrative out there.
982
00:45:39,580 --> 00:45:42,380
Hm. GLASS CLINKING
983
00:45:44,180 --> 00:45:46,820
Camilla and I would like
to invite the family
984
00:45:46,860 --> 00:45:49,140
to join us on the balcony.
985
00:45:49,180 --> 00:45:51,820
To wave at the idiots.
986
00:45:51,860 --> 00:45:54,660
CHEERING
987
00:46:03,540 --> 00:46:07,540
My subjects,
we are racked by political instability,
988
00:46:07,580 --> 00:46:10,460
with an economy close to recession
989
00:46:10,500 --> 00:46:13,700
and an international credit
rating worse than Lithuania's.
990
00:46:13,740 --> 00:46:16,820
But there's one thing we
British do better than
991
00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:18,780
any other country in the world.
992
00:46:18,820 --> 00:46:20,940
Dress up in silly costumes
993
00:46:20,980 --> 00:46:23,580
and remember we once had an empire.
994
00:46:23,620 --> 00:46:25,260
CHEERING
995
00:46:25,300 --> 00:46:27,980
But you, the people, are hurting.
996
00:46:28,020 --> 00:46:32,300
And I feel your hurt as keenly
as if a butler in one of
997
00:46:32,340 --> 00:46:35,980
my 13 houses had accidentally
trodden on my foot.
998
00:46:36,020 --> 00:46:40,380
Which is why we promise
you a fiscally responsible,
999
00:46:40,420 --> 00:46:43,980
slimmed-down monarchy to suit
these straightened times.
1000
00:46:44,020 --> 00:46:45,300
Sod that!
1001
00:46:45,340 --> 00:46:47,260
We don't want half measures!
1002
00:46:47,300 --> 00:46:49,180
We want a full-on monarchy,
1003
00:46:49,220 --> 00:46:50,900
with all the weird relatives.
1004
00:46:50,940 --> 00:46:53,380
Yeah! Bring on the rest of 'em.
1005
00:46:53,381 --> 00:46:54,779
Apart from the sweaty twat!
1006
00:46:54,780 --> 00:46:58,140
CHEERING Bring 'em on!
1007
00:46:58,180 --> 00:47:00,140
The people have spoken!
1008
00:47:09,380 --> 00:47:12,900
CROWD CHANTS: God save the King!
God save the King!
1009
00:47:12,940 --> 00:47:14,820
God save the King!
1010
00:47:14,860 --> 00:47:17,180
So, let's crank up the Elgar,
1011
00:47:17,220 --> 00:47:19,580
wave at the Spitfires,
1012
00:47:19,620 --> 00:47:23,020
and cry God for Charlie, the United Kingdom,
1013
00:47:23,060 --> 00:47:28,260
and the Commonwealth,
on this, my coronation day.
1014
00:47:28,300 --> 00:47:31,580
God save me!
1015
00:47:31,630 --> 00:47:36,180
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