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- No.
- Yes.
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I don't want to argue.
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Stop speaking, merely
nod, and we won't be.
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Let me bring logic to bear.
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Let's bring the bear to logic
instead, so it may maul its dull ways.
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I find logic so lacking in imagination.
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And yet it always has
a strange logic to it.
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There is an army massing
on the Swedish border
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and your nephew at the bottom of a lake.
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Who is moving faster?
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Sorry, logic doesn't allow for feelings.
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Apologies.
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Not at all.
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There will be floods of tears
on this trip, be prepared.
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- Eh, I've seen a lot of tears.
- Caused your share, I imagine.
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Afraid so.
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A woman was once so in love with me
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that she would cry whenever she saw me.
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I felt for her for a while,
then it became plain annoying.
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I'll need to hear more of
these stories at the lake,
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which we're on our way to first.
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Apparently it's still pretty solid.
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You judge with your head?
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How my father taught me.
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Did it occur to you it
was a joke at your expense?
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Not till now, but...
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... that would make sense.
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This is the place.
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How do we get him?
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We might have to wait for summer.
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- I can't leave him now I'm here.
- Right.
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I hate to revert to logic, but...
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He's not going anywhere.
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It was my point and sounds even stronger
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when someone else says it
out loud in a more direct way.
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I am also not going anywhere.
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If you need to leave, leave.
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I'll just kill a wolf
for food when I need it.
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Why do I suspect that's true?
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Oh, I once ate rare wolf chops
in the snow with Peter the Great.
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A real treat.
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I'd love to hear some
Peter the Great stories.
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I'd love to hear how we're
getting Peter up here.
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Ah.
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Got it. Cannons.
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We get cannons, and we
launch a hundred cannonballs.
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That would be both fun and,
also, visually brilliant.
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And time-consuming, as
we need a hundred cannons.
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Hmm.
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What are you...
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Love it.
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We cross at three points,
take these villages.
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Expect light resistance, 'cause
we'll have the element of surprise,
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and they're Swedish,
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so they'll have all the
spine of a fileted herring.
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Whoa, whoa.
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Can we get a moment, Velementov?
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Sure.
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Get your men ready.
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We leave at dawn.
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Okay, couple of things occurring to me.
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I understand the "herring" crack
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is just to rouse the
men against the enemy.
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Yeah, 'course it is.
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Not really the enemy though, are they?
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Here's my problem, I don't
think I can kill Swedes.
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Well, we can. We fucking love it.
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- Okay.
- I've told the men they could take heads as souvenirs, it's a...
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it's a morale booster.
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That's actually quite
an upsetting statement.
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Okay, a new plan that
answers this question:
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how do we take the country
without killing anyone?
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You want your country back, you're
gonna need to fucking take it.
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I'm in charge of this,
okay? I'm a fuckin' king.
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A king knows how to kill his own people.
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That's basics.
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Agnes often says I'm too nice.
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Agnes.
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Did you just segue into
thinking about fucking my wife
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while we're talking about war and
bloodshed and existential crisis?
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No segue, I'm always thinking
about fucking your wife.
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She runs in the background
of my every thought.
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- Good to know.
- We're going!
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And I'm gonna die in a
palace, your wife astride me,
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drinking your best fucking
schnapps till my lungs explode.
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Or... give me a day
to come up with a plan
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or get to grips with
killing my own people.
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Or... we leave in the
morning, like we actually are,
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and you grow some
meatballs by the morning.
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Culturally insulting and
personally belittling.
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Yeah, yeah. Well, I'll see you tomorrow.
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Or... you give me some
time to come up with a plan!
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I'll take lack your lack of
consciousness as agreement.
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They should take a few
hours to melt through.
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If it works, we'll hear a
crack and we'll have a hole.
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Are you actually explaining
my idea back to me?
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I guess I am.
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So strange to think
of him underneath us.
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My advice? Don't.
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I'll be in the tent.
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Fuck me.
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Savagely would be ideal.
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Ideally do things that make
me genuinely fear for my life.
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It won't take the pain away.
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It does actually, for a short while.
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I need a break from it.
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- From what exactly?
- Is the chatting foreplay?
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I-I-It's sweet but
unnecessary, just fuck me.
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Well, I'm always curious about
my sex partners' inner lives.
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It's a thing for me.
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You are a most infuriating person.
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So many people say that to me,
and I'm still baffled as to why.
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I have lost my nephew, a son really,
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and my first son I pulled waterlogged
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and blue from a lake, and now another.
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Twice in a life is too much.
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I want to banish all of it and
just have it all gone for a minute
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as you fuck me savagely and my
body is wracked with pleasure.
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I must confess, I know
about your son. That was sad.
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Offer rescinded.
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Why do it to yourself again then?
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I've seen a lot of bodies,
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and I've come to realize something.
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A dead body either means too little
and you wonder on your humanity,
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or too much and you
wonder on your sanity.
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When my son died, I would lay
in bed staring at the wall,
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and every morning, Peter
would come in, nine years old,
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and would bring me a fried
quail sandwich I never ate.
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He would say nothing, just take my hand
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and sit there until nightfall,
just be there with me.
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And one day, he said to me,
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"Would it make you feel better
if the sandwich had aioli?"
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I laughed, and the sound
was so foreign to me,
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I didn't believe it
had come from my body.
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Saved me.
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Definitely in a "too much" situation.
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Definitely.
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Oh, hello.
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Oh, it's you.
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Of course now.
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He is.
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Take care of him on that side.
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And I mean care and understanding.
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He needed that.
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Give it now.
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You're right, I must.
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You talking?
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There was a wolf.
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Are there chops?
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Not this time.
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- Huzzah.
- Huzzah.
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Look, he had a few last night.
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You know how he is, a vodka balloon.
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So, we are postponing,
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as we've had some new intelligence,
and a new plan is being devised.
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You're all quite large men, aren't you?
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Is that blood?
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Looks like raspberry compote.
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Hugo, fucking let me go, you fuck!
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Just listen.
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I had an idea last night,
like fate came to visit me.
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I was looking up at the
sky and a star exploded,
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and as I watched it, an idea formed.
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I'll fucking kill you, you cunt.
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Hear me out and try not to interrupt.
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This borderland, Swedish vibe,
Russian land, uninhabited.
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I could set up here, my own kingdom.
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No one dies, we start a nation
from scratch, and we call it...
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Hugoland.
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Okay, thoughts.
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I'm gonna shoot you in your
eyes, ball bag, and nostrils.
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Okay, because you're a selfish man,
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I understand I need to
appeal to that side of you.
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Agnes comes,
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we live in a strange triangle of bliss,
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we build an amazing palace,
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and you die a kind of number-two king
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in your own land with Agnes astride you.
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And that's like being draped in a
vigorous vise of velvet, my friend.
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And when you both cum, she
just holds you in this look
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that says, "One day, I'll
kill while we do this."
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It is a special feeling.
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What do you say, other than
thank you, oj, and fucking huzzah?
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You are an idiot.
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What if I'm a genius?
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- I can take Sweden.
- That's what I came to do.
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Maybe you die in a
hole outside Stockholm
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with a bayonet in your arsehole
looking like a flesh popsicle.
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A dead emperor is just a dead man.
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Neither's worth freezing for.
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I'm ready.
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Great suit,
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but you're not going in there.
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You can't be the first person
he sees. He doesn't know you.
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I...
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can't really argue with that,
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despite the myriad of
logical responses available.
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Don't drown.
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Annoying to explain.
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Thank you.
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After 30 seconds, I'm
pulling you back in.
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Shit.
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Jesus!
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I found another hole over there.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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- And I found him.
- Right.
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He's very far down.
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I think the horse is holding him down.
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Well, maybe if I go down
on a weighted rope...
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We're going to leave him there.
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Right. Are you sure?
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He looked rather peaceful...
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like he was riding upside
down on a blue cloud,
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and I want to remember him holding
my hand and eating ice cream
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and throwing a dog off a roof.
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A dog?
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Yes.
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Give me a minute.
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Of course.
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A beautiful place to land, my darling.
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I will leave you now, but
know that I carry you always
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and that I will sob until my ribs break,
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and that will be right
because I will never take
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a full, un-pained breath again.
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But the joy you brought me...
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... more than enough.
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Okay, I say from here to here,
access to the river and the sea.
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She's never gonna go for it.
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It'll be an example of
what she wants to do.
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An experimental zone.
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Wait, I can sell it.
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We dedicate it to Peter.
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Right. Poor fucking kid.
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Let's stay in the future,
shall we? It's nicer there.
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You're never gonna get her to agree.
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Got you and Peter to steal
her fucking army, didn't I?
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Gentlemen.
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The Empress of Russia
would like her army back.
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Jesus!
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Really?
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There is some anger in grief.
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Temper it, or I shoot you in the head.
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My job is to bring them back alive.
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- I will do my job.
- Understood.
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Ah, Jesus!
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You know what?
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I'm gonna lie down for a minute.
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Go ahead, shoot me.
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Between the eyes ideally.
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I'm not going back.
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Get on your horse,
General. We're going home.
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I'll do it myself then.
255
00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:37,474
Please follow orders, General.
256
00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:40,936
Show some honor, or I'll be
very, very disappointed in you.
257
00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:42,729
Not to mention your discontented soul
258
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,731
following you for
eternity in the afterlife.
259
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,859
I mean, that'd be a bitch.
260
00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:55,158
Sorry... about Peter.
261
00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,580
I'll never forgive myself.
262
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:03,208
You cared for him, sometimes when
he was impossibly cruel to you.
263
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:06,795
I remember once, I passed out drunk,
264
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:11,758
and when I woke up, he'd covered
my whole body in pastry dough.
265
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,219
I was next to a blazing oven.
266
00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:18,432
Never quite knew whether he was about
to put me in it or it was a jape.
267
00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:23,187
- He was unique.
- Yeah.
268
00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:25,272
Huzzah to that.
269
00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:43,957
Again. Play it again.
270
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:55,260
- Hello.
- Hello.
271
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:58,430
Come to breakfast. I got
divorce through the Nakaz.
272
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:00,599
It is the talk of the court.
273
00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:04,019
Well, that and, um... of course.
274
00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:05,270
You can say the word.
275
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:08,690
Peter. It is actually
reverberating in my head constantly.
276
00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:11,235
Peter.
277
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:12,819
Peter.
278
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:16,198
Again.
279
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,117
Our song.
280
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,786
He hummed it to me once.
281
00:19:20,786 --> 00:19:24,331
I will make music for
us in my head, and now...
282
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,500
Oh, Catherine.
283
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,335
Don't touch me.
284
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,212
We must move, keep moving,
285
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,881
or a flood of darkness comes
and it tries to drown me,
286
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:35,175
and I wish to let it, but cannot or...
287
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,678
Intense.
288
00:19:37,678 --> 00:19:40,363
Come. I had them build
our old breakfast room
289
00:19:40,364 --> 00:19:41,682
next to the new apartment.
290
00:19:41,682 --> 00:19:42,683
You what?
291
00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:45,811
So many fierce battles of
wit and clit we had in there.
292
00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:47,437
Musicians, follow.
293
00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:55,779
So he's in front of me,
294
00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:59,241
and I can see the animal in his
eyes, and it's a fight to the death.
295
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:02,244
Me or Pugachev...
296
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,912
man to man.
297
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:05,998
He launches, tries a
swing with the knife,
298
00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:07,875
but I kick it out of his hands.
299
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:11,420
I was wearing a block-heeled
boot, so it was easy.
300
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:13,630
Then I raised my gun.
301
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,299
I have him.
302
00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:16,842
"No, Maxim, please!"
303
00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:21,763
"I beg you, stylish
sir, have mercy, please!"
304
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,766
And I look down at him, and I say,
305
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:27,269
"There is no mercy in Maxim's heart."
306
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:28,896
Oh, Maxim-esque.
307
00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:31,023
You're a sweet and special kid.
308
00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:38,113
A toast to the Empress.
309
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:39,907
She has freed women everywhere.
310
00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:41,450
And men.
311
00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:43,911
There are chairs.
312
00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:45,913
I like something hard to sit on.
313
00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:47,497
God, you're an annoying whore.
314
00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:50,751
Marial was waiting in
the carriage, lookout.
315
00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:52,419
She, too, is a hero.
316
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,880
We share it, as any married
couple share everything.
317
00:20:57,508 --> 00:21:00,802
A day, an entire day.
318
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:03,931
She kept his death from
us for a whole fucking day.
319
00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:05,849
Deceptive bitch.
320
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,394
Would you like Paul brought to you?
321
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:10,979
Yes. No!
322
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:11,979
No.
323
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:18,529
As children, Grigor and
I invented a language
324
00:21:18,529 --> 00:21:19,947
only we could understand.
325
00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:21,448
We were completely mad.
326
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,758
Again, George. Say all that again.
327
00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:42,511
When...
328
00:21:42,511 --> 00:21:43,971
When we were young...
329
00:21:43,971 --> 00:21:45,848
That's not how you started.
330
00:21:46,557 --> 00:21:48,559
- When we were 14...
- We should go.
331
00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:50,853
The Divorce Office opens,
and I am tired of sitting.
332
00:21:50,853 --> 00:21:52,396
Bring your plates if you wish.
333
00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:54,273
Again.
334
00:22:03,574 --> 00:22:05,200
We so loved this song.
335
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,287
- Hmm.
- Shh! Both of you, so I can listen.
336
00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:09,454
Huzzah to the Empress!
337
00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:10,747
Huzzah!
338
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:13,083
They love you. You have freed them.
339
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,668
Thank you, Empress.
340
00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:17,504
Releasing so many from unhappiness.
341
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:20,924
I mean, think of the
bitches people are tied to.
342
00:22:25,179 --> 00:22:28,557
Ladies and gentlemen of the
court, it is a great day.
343
00:22:28,557 --> 00:22:30,893
We now have freedom from our ties.
344
00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:34,605
If one is unhappily married
in a violent coupling...
345
00:22:35,981 --> 00:22:39,109
you now do not have to bludgeon
the other to death with a rock,
346
00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:41,695
but to merely fill in
a form in triplicate
347
00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:45,449
and tie it with a ribbon
and the bind is dissolved.
348
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,619
Huzzah?
349
00:22:48,619 --> 00:22:50,537
Huzzah!
350
00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:55,292
I miss my husband.
351
00:22:57,628 --> 00:23:00,756
My shocked heart seems
to not want to beat.
352
00:23:05,636 --> 00:23:06,845
Uh...
353
00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:11,850
But beat it shall, for you are my love,
354
00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:14,394
my fate, my destiny,
355
00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:16,522
and, uh...
356
00:23:17,314 --> 00:23:19,775
so, it's open, the office.
357
00:23:35,666 --> 00:23:38,836
Oh, George, um, give one
to Grigor for me, will you?
358
00:23:38,836 --> 00:23:41,296
Or do you want to retain your
dignity and do it yourself?
359
00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:43,632
He and I...
360
00:23:43,632 --> 00:23:45,217
"Had our language," blah blah blah.
361
00:23:45,217 --> 00:23:46,927
Ooh! Sh... Oh!
362
00:23:49,805 --> 00:23:50,848
Oh!
363
00:23:58,564 --> 00:24:02,192
I love the sky, looking at it.
364
00:24:02,192 --> 00:24:03,902
Always have.
365
00:24:03,902 --> 00:24:06,280
You see things.
366
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,241
And I haven't looked at it in ages.
367
00:24:09,241 --> 00:24:11,702
Just stopped, don't know why.
368
00:24:13,829 --> 00:24:16,748
Look at that cloud
shaped like an antelope.
369
00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:21,170
- Catherine...
- You can't look and talk at the same time, George.
370
00:24:21,170 --> 00:24:22,713
Mm, so true.
371
00:24:22,713 --> 00:24:23,922
Fucking hell, George.
372
00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:25,007
Apologies.
373
00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:27,509
No, I'm sorry.
374
00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:28,509
It's fine.
375
00:24:36,935 --> 00:24:39,229
I thought I'd feel something.
376
00:24:39,229 --> 00:24:42,733
Divorce, the love of the people...
377
00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:45,110
a real achievement.
378
00:24:45,110 --> 00:24:47,112
It is.
379
00:24:47,112 --> 00:24:48,989
It will change lives.
380
00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:02,252
- Oh, shit.
- Good Lord!
381
00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:04,922
I saw her husband
putting in divorce papers.
382
00:25:06,423 --> 00:25:08,383
Shit!
383
00:25:10,010 --> 00:25:11,929
Ehh!
384
00:25:11,929 --> 00:25:16,266
- Get inside or you will be shot.
- But he's left me with nothing!
385
00:25:16,266 --> 00:25:17,601
Now!
386
00:25:26,068 --> 00:25:31,073
Hello. Just checking on the latest
body count from the divorce laws.
387
00:25:31,073 --> 00:25:32,282
Archie!
388
00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:33,909
God's laws work,
389
00:25:33,909 --> 00:25:37,246
and when they are meddled
with by man or woman,
390
00:25:37,246 --> 00:25:39,790
unintended consequences erupt.
391
00:25:39,790 --> 00:25:41,542
Not a good time.
392
00:25:41,542 --> 00:25:43,710
There will be some
casualties to progress.
393
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:46,046
It's not just the death
toll, though, is it?
394
00:25:47,089 --> 00:25:48,298
What do you mean?
395
00:25:48,298 --> 00:25:51,218
Ah, there you are. Shall we walk?
396
00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:54,888
Alone.
397
00:26:02,271 --> 00:26:06,733
Empress, welcome to the Marriage Market.
398
00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:08,610
I know it is probably too soon for you,
399
00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:12,823
but all these old men with massive
estates, it is a boon for us.
400
00:26:12,823 --> 00:26:15,784
They are pathetic and
grateful and will die soon.
401
00:26:15,784 --> 00:26:18,078
It is a win for the women of Russia.
402
00:26:18,078 --> 00:26:20,747
- That is...
- Brilliant, I know.
403
00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,875
You finally did something right.
404
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:27,212
There is the matter of estates,
of women left with nothing.
405
00:26:27,212 --> 00:26:29,756
- I'm not interested in that.
- I'm not interested in that.
406
00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:31,466
Right.
407
00:26:31,466 --> 00:26:34,636
You meant well. Your
heart, as always, is good.
408
00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:37,055
My heart is black and dead.
409
00:26:37,055 --> 00:26:38,473
Of course.
410
00:26:39,266 --> 00:26:40,809
Look at Raskolvy.
411
00:26:40,809 --> 00:26:43,812
He divorced his wife this morning,
remarried in the afternoon,
412
00:26:43,812 --> 00:26:47,900
divorced her just before
dinner, and is now back for more.
413
00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:49,401
God.
414
00:26:49,401 --> 00:26:50,819
A mess.
415
00:26:50,819 --> 00:26:52,988
Unintended consequences.
416
00:26:52,988 --> 00:26:57,409
Don't speak to me of
unintended consequences.
417
00:26:57,409 --> 00:27:00,454
I know about unintended consequences...
418
00:27:01,997 --> 00:27:03,832
because Sweden.
419
00:27:03,832 --> 00:27:04,958
What?
420
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:08,086
I could've said anything
else, any other words.
421
00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:10,464
Salt bath, otter spit, Irish stew,
422
00:27:10,464 --> 00:27:15,052
hurt me, love me, kiss me, forget all,
423
00:27:15,052 --> 00:27:18,222
touch me, hit me, shoot me.
424
00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:22,017
Love you with every sinew
425
00:27:22,017 --> 00:27:26,104
and one day it will hurt all
over to never touch you again...
426
00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:31,568
to never...
427
00:27:39,952 --> 00:27:42,496
to never feel our eyes
meet and inflame me.
428
00:27:44,122 --> 00:27:47,793
To never hear an inane thought
that somehow made my blood sing...
429
00:27:48,961 --> 00:27:53,006
"Don't go, don't leave
me, don't leave me."
430
00:27:53,924 --> 00:27:56,093
More than two, that last one, I know.
431
00:27:58,095 --> 00:27:59,388
I'm sorry.
432
00:27:59,388 --> 00:28:00,848
I could've said that.
433
00:28:01,932 --> 00:28:03,016
Go rest.
434
00:28:03,016 --> 00:28:04,643
Could've said that.
435
00:28:04,643 --> 00:28:09,439
You're too weak with grief to be
managing something so incendiary.
436
00:28:09,439 --> 00:28:12,442
You need to rescind the
divorce proclamation,
437
00:28:12,442 --> 00:28:15,237
go lie in a dark room, eat peaches,
438
00:28:15,237 --> 00:28:17,489
and wait for God to heal you.
439
00:28:17,489 --> 00:28:18,532
Peaches?
440
00:28:18,532 --> 00:28:23,495
I ate 40 peaches a day for
a month when Fat Mother died.
441
00:28:23,495 --> 00:28:26,415
Had to get rid of the acrid
bitterness in my mouth,
442
00:28:26,415 --> 00:28:28,667
it made me retch but would not go,
443
00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:31,003
so I needed something sweet to salve it.
444
00:28:31,003 --> 00:28:32,880
Forty peaches a day, though,
445
00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:36,175
I had continuous diarrhea.
446
00:28:36,175 --> 00:28:39,344
Sweetness in, bitterness out.
447
00:28:39,344 --> 00:28:42,280
I believe I literally
emptied out my grief
448
00:28:42,281 --> 00:28:44,224
in a cavalcade of peach shit.
449
00:28:44,224 --> 00:28:45,893
And it worked?
450
00:28:45,893 --> 00:28:50,564
Still cry when I eat
them, but, yes, it worked.
451
00:28:50,564 --> 00:28:53,859
Maybe unintended consequences
is just what life deals us
452
00:28:53,859 --> 00:28:56,111
and we must all just bear them.
453
00:28:56,111 --> 00:28:58,655
- Empress...
- I need to lie down now.
454
00:29:04,328 --> 00:29:05,954
I'll just say this.
455
00:29:05,954 --> 00:29:08,916
If we had divorce when you arrived,
456
00:29:08,916 --> 00:29:12,294
you and Peter would
never have fallen in love.
457
00:29:12,294 --> 00:29:15,464
You'd be back in
Germany, flower arranging,
458
00:29:15,464 --> 00:29:17,549
blowing a man called Otto.
459
00:29:18,634 --> 00:29:19,801
Leonora.
460
00:29:20,969 --> 00:29:23,347
Take 40 peaches to everyone
who has been divorced,
461
00:29:23,347 --> 00:29:24,932
a gift from the Empress.
462
00:29:25,974 --> 00:29:28,227
And someone carry me to my room.
463
00:29:36,026 --> 00:29:37,319
Fuck.
464
00:29:57,464 --> 00:30:03,011
Leave me... and my husband alone!
465
00:30:03,011 --> 00:30:05,764
Guards, do something for me.
466
00:30:14,356 --> 00:30:16,149
They say it's not opening.
467
00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:17,860
The fuck it's not.
468
00:30:26,451 --> 00:30:27,578
Again.
469
00:30:32,291 --> 00:30:34,543
Out, sad circus. Go on, fuck off.
470
00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:38,046
Why have you shut the Divorce Office?
471
00:30:38,046 --> 00:30:40,048
It's a fucking disaster, that's why.
472
00:30:40,048 --> 00:30:43,886
If they're not jumping out of
windows, they're beating each other up.
473
00:30:43,886 --> 00:30:45,387
Teething problems.
474
00:30:45,387 --> 00:30:47,347
Catherine, you can't stop now.
475
00:30:47,347 --> 00:30:48,682
I can.
476
00:30:48,682 --> 00:30:50,184
I have.
477
00:30:50,184 --> 00:30:51,935
People need this.
478
00:30:51,935 --> 00:30:53,520
You mean you need this.
479
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,273
Yes, I do.
480
00:30:56,273 --> 00:30:57,900
And you said yourself
you have to keep going
481
00:30:57,900 --> 00:31:00,652
or you'll drown in this
pointless fucking sadness.
482
00:31:00,652 --> 00:31:03,322
Just go. I'm so tired.
483
00:31:03,322 --> 00:31:06,074
Divorce, Catherine. Choice.
484
00:31:06,074 --> 00:31:08,285
Fucking choice, which, trust me,
485
00:31:08,285 --> 00:31:12,998
has been a foreign concept up until
this moment for many, including me.
486
00:31:12,998 --> 00:31:17,377
I just can't see a way
through, and what's strange...
487
00:31:18,378 --> 00:31:20,672
I don't even care.
488
00:31:20,672 --> 00:31:22,758
I tried to before,
489
00:31:22,758 --> 00:31:25,677
spent several minutes
trying to dredge it up
490
00:31:25,677 --> 00:31:30,516
from the tiny, laughable bucket
I call my fucking destiny.
491
00:31:30,516 --> 00:31:32,935
I need you to stick this through.
492
00:31:32,935 --> 00:31:35,270
I'm just going to hum the song
if the musicians have left.
493
00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:36,772
Catherine.
494
00:31:38,190 --> 00:31:40,484
Look, I get that you are sad
495
00:31:40,484 --> 00:31:42,528
and you feel like your heart
has been kneaded to a pulp,
496
00:31:42,528 --> 00:31:44,725
but you can finally do
what you came to fucking do,
497
00:31:44,726 --> 00:31:47,658
what I helped you for.
498
00:31:47,658 --> 00:31:49,619
And I'm sorry that the one
thing I could not do for you
499
00:31:49,620 --> 00:31:51,628
is open your eyes
500
00:31:51,828 --> 00:31:55,999
to the psychotic, selfish,
fucking brutal child
501
00:31:55,999 --> 00:31:58,669
who took a knife to your
reign and called it love.
502
00:31:58,669 --> 00:32:00,921
He locked you in a trunk
and he shot your bear
503
00:32:00,921 --> 00:32:03,465
and he set fire to a girls'
school, and he fucked your...
504
00:32:04,258 --> 00:32:06,260
Ooh! Ugh!
505
00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:08,387
Get the fuck out now!
506
00:32:21,859 --> 00:32:24,611
I just couldn't listen
to her talk about him.
507
00:32:25,988 --> 00:32:27,155
Sorry.
508
00:32:29,950 --> 00:32:31,493
I'm going to leave.
509
00:32:31,493 --> 00:32:33,036
No, could you stay?
510
00:32:34,955 --> 00:32:36,039
Stay?
511
00:32:36,039 --> 00:32:37,249
And talk.
512
00:32:37,249 --> 00:32:39,168
I don't care what about, anything.
513
00:32:40,335 --> 00:32:42,254
The walls are nice in here.
514
00:32:42,254 --> 00:32:43,255
Louder.
515
00:32:43,255 --> 00:32:44,965
I like this wallpaper.
516
00:32:44,965 --> 00:32:47,885
It's... I have a dress
in a similar color.
517
00:32:58,770 --> 00:33:01,523
If I concentrate, it's like
he's just outside the door.
518
00:33:02,774 --> 00:33:04,860
Like I can hear his footsteps coming.
519
00:33:08,739 --> 00:33:10,418
If I shut my eyes, it's
like I'm waiting for him,
520
00:33:10,419 --> 00:33:12,868
buzzing like a fly in a glass.
521
00:33:12,868 --> 00:33:15,704
And then he bursts in and
says he wants to fuck me now,
522
00:33:15,704 --> 00:33:17,247
like he has always fucked me,
523
00:33:17,247 --> 00:33:20,375
and kiss me so hard that he draws blood.
524
00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:23,545
That he wants to pull my
dress up and my stockings down
525
00:33:23,545 --> 00:33:24,963
so fast that they rip.
526
00:33:24,963 --> 00:33:29,259
Hear the crack of my head on
the wall as he pushes inside me.
527
00:33:29,259 --> 00:33:32,012
And I say yes, because I always say yes.
528
00:33:32,012 --> 00:33:33,847
I've always said yes.
529
00:33:38,352 --> 00:33:39,978
Even when it isn't good.
530
00:33:40,771 --> 00:33:41,931
And it wasn't always that good,
531
00:33:41,932 --> 00:33:43,607
especially when he'd
had stuffed pheasant.
532
00:33:43,607 --> 00:33:46,693
But he hasn't had stuffed
pheasant tonight, so...
533
00:33:46,693 --> 00:33:48,570
we start fucking against that wall.
534
00:33:48,570 --> 00:33:53,075
My cheeks get pink, and
his breath gets shallow,
535
00:33:53,075 --> 00:33:55,456
and he gets faster and
does that face he does
536
00:33:55,457 --> 00:33:57,287
that tells me the end is coming.
537
00:33:57,287 --> 00:34:00,958
He smells of salt. Always smelt of salt.
538
00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:02,709
I bite his shoulder and taste the ocean.
539
00:34:04,753 --> 00:34:07,881
And then he lets out a moan,
and I do, too, and it is done.
540
00:34:09,341 --> 00:34:10,801
And we don't speak.
541
00:34:12,386 --> 00:34:13,605
And it feels like we built a city
542
00:34:13,606 --> 00:34:15,931
and burnt it down in about four minutes.
543
00:34:21,228 --> 00:34:22,688
Then he leaves.
544
00:34:33,407 --> 00:34:35,868
Sorry, I, I don't know why I just...
545
00:34:35,868 --> 00:34:38,871
I, um...
546
00:34:40,747 --> 00:34:42,040
Fuck, sorry.
547
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,001
It was interesting.
548
00:34:45,169 --> 00:34:46,253
Right.
549
00:34:52,718 --> 00:34:54,720
It's unbearable, isn't it?
550
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:56,138
You need to rest.
551
00:34:57,639 --> 00:35:00,642
You were right to end
the divorce fiasco,
552
00:35:00,642 --> 00:35:02,186
valiant, but you're not in a...
553
00:35:02,186 --> 00:35:05,814
You want Grigor, and you will
have him trapped to keep him.
554
00:35:07,316 --> 00:35:11,987
And I want Peter, and he is
dead at the bottom of a lake.
555
00:35:11,987 --> 00:35:16,783
And I am dead, but still able
to speak, which is confusing.
556
00:35:17,743 --> 00:35:19,453
I'll go.
557
00:35:19,453 --> 00:35:20,871
You seem angry.
558
00:35:20,871 --> 00:35:23,916
Not at all. I love you.
559
00:35:25,501 --> 00:35:27,377
I took him from you.
560
00:35:28,462 --> 00:35:29,713
I know that.
561
00:35:29,713 --> 00:35:31,298
It hurt you.
562
00:35:33,258 --> 00:35:36,053
So don't give her the chance
to take Grigor from me.
563
00:35:37,387 --> 00:35:39,515
I will do what's best for Russia.
564
00:35:40,265 --> 00:35:41,683
How do you know?
565
00:35:42,309 --> 00:35:44,811
- Destiny.
- Amazing!
566
00:35:46,021 --> 00:35:48,148
You are just a person, though.
567
00:35:48,148 --> 00:35:50,067
If you have it, you know.
568
00:35:51,652 --> 00:35:54,071
And when it all goes wrong,
that does not shake you?
569
00:35:54,905 --> 00:35:55,906
Um...
570
00:35:56,990 --> 00:35:58,033
no.
571
00:35:58,033 --> 00:35:59,993
I would fear it was delusion.
572
00:36:00,786 --> 00:36:03,580
Like when you are in love with
someone and think they are with you,
573
00:36:03,580 --> 00:36:06,583
but you are nothing to them
but old cheese on their shoe.
574
00:36:07,334 --> 00:36:09,127
It could be, I suppose.
575
00:36:09,127 --> 00:36:11,338
Maybe that is why
shooting myself in the head
576
00:36:11,338 --> 00:36:13,340
is looming as an attractive option.
577
00:36:15,843 --> 00:36:17,678
Rest.
578
00:36:17,678 --> 00:36:19,555
There is none to be had.
579
00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:46,331
Did you want Paul now?
580
00:36:47,624 --> 00:36:49,084
No.
581
00:36:49,084 --> 00:36:50,669
Lay him down.
582
00:37:25,579 --> 00:37:26,663
Open it.
583
00:37:34,922 --> 00:37:36,006
Empress.
584
00:37:36,006 --> 00:37:38,675
Catherine the Great, a hands-on ruler.
585
00:37:38,675 --> 00:37:39,885
Form.
586
00:37:43,263 --> 00:37:45,015
- Why?
- What?
587
00:37:45,015 --> 00:37:46,622
I have the what, I wish to know the why.
588
00:37:46,623 --> 00:37:48,727
Why do you want to get divorced?
589
00:37:48,727 --> 00:37:49,728
You must show cause.
590
00:37:50,812 --> 00:37:52,397
That wasn't on the form.
591
00:37:52,397 --> 00:37:54,983
I'm constantly evolving and
improving things, it is my way.
592
00:37:54,983 --> 00:37:56,860
Huzzah. Why? Go.
593
00:37:56,860 --> 00:37:58,445
Um...
594
00:37:58,445 --> 00:38:01,740
her breath smells like a dead deer's,
595
00:38:01,740 --> 00:38:04,117
uh, when she chews I want to choke her,
596
00:38:04,117 --> 00:38:05,369
and...
597
00:38:05,369 --> 00:38:07,204
I get sleepy when we fuck.
598
00:38:07,204 --> 00:38:09,623
No, refused.
599
00:38:09,623 --> 00:38:11,542
Face side on when you eat
together, fuck in the morning,
600
00:38:11,542 --> 00:38:13,627
and think of others when you do. Next!
601
00:38:16,338 --> 00:38:17,756
He hits me.
602
00:38:17,756 --> 00:38:18,966
Approved.
603
00:38:19,967 --> 00:38:23,136
But if I leave, I have nothing.
604
00:38:23,136 --> 00:38:27,307
You will have half his worth. All
women will get half of the estate.
605
00:38:29,434 --> 00:38:31,436
Shoot them if need be.
606
00:38:31,436 --> 00:38:32,980
I'm free?
607
00:38:32,980 --> 00:38:34,273
Of him, yes.
608
00:38:34,273 --> 00:38:37,025
Of life and the possibility
of more rib-sticking pain
609
00:38:37,025 --> 00:38:40,404
and suffering than you
could ever imagine? No.
610
00:38:44,074 --> 00:38:46,368
I married and fucked Nadia,
611
00:38:46,368 --> 00:38:50,789
which is all I wanted really,
and now I want to move on, so...
612
00:38:50,789 --> 00:38:52,416
... that's me.
613
00:38:52,416 --> 00:38:55,252
Happy to do so. Half
his estate, you said?
614
00:38:55,252 --> 00:38:56,295
Sorry, what?
615
00:39:03,302 --> 00:39:04,511
Raskolvy.
616
00:39:04,511 --> 00:39:06,054
Um, my new wife.
617
00:39:06,054 --> 00:39:08,473
Um, just need this stamped
to lose the old one.
618
00:39:08,473 --> 00:39:12,769
New rule: You must be 15 to be wed.
619
00:39:15,731 --> 00:39:17,399
Barbaric.
620
00:39:18,734 --> 00:39:19,776
Is that all?
621
00:39:20,903 --> 00:39:21,945
Seems so.
622
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,157
There is something I haven't done.
623
00:39:28,535 --> 00:39:30,245
I need to do it.
624
00:39:36,210 --> 00:39:37,580
I know you've probably heard,
625
00:39:37,581 --> 00:39:41,548
and I want you to know, I
will kill him, I promise.
626
00:39:41,548 --> 00:39:43,675
- What?
- Pugachev.
627
00:39:43,675 --> 00:39:45,177
I guess I winged him.
628
00:39:45,177 --> 00:39:48,388
Apparently he's rallied
thousands near Moscow.
629
00:39:48,388 --> 00:39:49,473
He's not dead?
630
00:39:49,473 --> 00:39:51,850
He will be. I don't miss twice.
631
00:39:51,850 --> 00:39:55,270
I take my leave. Bloodshed
is now my business.
632
00:40:07,699 --> 00:40:08,700
Oh...
633
00:40:14,623 --> 00:40:17,584
Paul, I have to tell you something,
634
00:40:19,461 --> 00:40:22,631
and after I tell you,
you will not be the same.
635
00:40:22,631 --> 00:40:25,092
So let's just take a
moment where you are.
636
00:40:30,472 --> 00:40:31,640
Okay.
637
00:40:32,850 --> 00:40:34,351
I'll whisper it.
638
00:40:44,319 --> 00:40:46,196
No, too bitter.
639
00:40:46,196 --> 00:40:47,739
This one, try this one.
640
00:40:47,739 --> 00:40:49,366
Much better crunch. Crisp. Go on.
641
00:40:49,366 --> 00:40:50,492
Mm.
642
00:40:52,619 --> 00:40:53,787
Better.
643
00:40:53,787 --> 00:40:54,955
Not too tart.
644
00:40:54,955 --> 00:40:55,955
Swig?
645
00:40:58,584 --> 00:41:01,128
Why have you brought this
little foppish fuck with us?
646
00:41:01,128 --> 00:41:03,005
Men have to learn to hunt.
647
00:41:03,005 --> 00:41:04,673
He needs us.
648
00:41:04,673 --> 00:41:06,300
Hey, look.
649
00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:07,467
Deer.
650
00:41:10,262 --> 00:41:12,806
Fucking hell, good shot. What's that?
651
00:41:12,806 --> 00:41:14,224
Three! Ha!
652
00:41:14,224 --> 00:41:16,215
Good. Now maybe Maxim could go back
653
00:41:16,216 --> 00:41:17,853
to the palace and we could carry on?
654
00:41:17,853 --> 00:41:19,313
Great accessory, a gun.
655
00:41:19,313 --> 00:41:21,440
Maybe I'll hold one in my next portrait.
656
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,775
Totally agree. You
look great with a gun.
657
00:41:23,775 --> 00:41:25,027
Very Maxim-esque.
658
00:41:25,027 --> 00:41:26,528
Or I could fucking leave.
659
00:41:27,654 --> 00:41:29,698
Four!
660
00:41:29,698 --> 00:41:31,283
Sorry, Arkady.
661
00:41:32,618 --> 00:41:34,578
It's not my fault
you're not quick enough.
662
00:41:34,578 --> 00:41:36,079
You're acting like a lobcock.
663
00:41:36,079 --> 00:41:38,332
No, you are! Isn't he, Maxim?
664
00:41:38,332 --> 00:41:39,833
Unsure yet.
665
00:41:39,833 --> 00:41:42,252
Maybe fight to make it
clear to me who's right.
666
00:41:42,252 --> 00:41:43,795
Ha, rhyming! Good!
667
00:41:43,795 --> 00:41:46,340
- And yes.
- We shouldn't fight.
668
00:41:46,340 --> 00:41:48,300
You know what we should do?
669
00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:49,760
Cry.
670
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,845
We should cry and, and hold each other
671
00:41:51,845 --> 00:41:54,473
and laugh about things that
happened when we were young,
672
00:41:54,473 --> 00:41:57,976
because our friend is dead!
673
00:41:58,727 --> 00:42:02,356
And I just want to stand in the
forest with you and miss him!
674
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,776
Fight, fight, fight, fight!
675
00:42:05,776 --> 00:42:08,487
- Yeah, let's fight.
- Grigor, don't...
676
00:42:08,487 --> 00:42:11,365
Fight, fight, fight, fight, Arkady!
Come on, punch me in the face.
677
00:42:11,365 --> 00:42:13,534
- I'm not fucking punching...
- Punch me.
678
00:42:13,534 --> 00:42:14,826
All right, I am!
679
00:42:23,377 --> 00:42:25,420
Enough! Enough!
680
00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:26,755
No one won.
681
00:42:26,755 --> 00:42:28,715
You should keep going
until someone's unconscious.
682
00:42:28,715 --> 00:42:29,883
What the fuck?
683
00:42:29,883 --> 00:42:31,844
- He's right.
- He's a child!
684
00:42:31,844 --> 00:42:34,513
- With an old soul.
- Ha! Hear that?
685
00:42:34,513 --> 00:42:36,181
Old soul. Fun soul!
686
00:42:37,432 --> 00:42:39,351
I'm going back to the palace.
687
00:42:53,907 --> 00:42:56,076
Thirteen!
688
00:42:59,329 --> 00:43:01,707
Grigor, can we talk man-to-man?
689
00:43:01,707 --> 00:43:03,375
Yeah, of course.
690
00:43:03,375 --> 00:43:07,045
Divorce, you and
Georgina, are you doing it?
691
00:43:07,045 --> 00:43:09,381
I'd appreciate if you'd
be straight with me,
692
00:43:09,381 --> 00:43:12,092
if you were thinking of
unhooking yourself from your mare
693
00:43:12,092 --> 00:43:13,677
to bridle up my filly.
694
00:43:13,677 --> 00:43:15,930
I'm just here to shoot deer and drink.
695
00:43:15,931 --> 00:43:16,931
I really haven't thought about it.
696
00:43:16,932 --> 00:43:18,015
Here, have another swig.
697
00:43:18,015 --> 00:43:20,225
You know, I might just go back.
698
00:43:20,225 --> 00:43:21,727
No, no.
699
00:43:21,727 --> 00:43:24,521
Stay. Stay and shoot. Come on. Maxim.
700
00:43:26,398 --> 00:43:30,110
I tend to have a nap around now.
701
00:43:30,110 --> 00:43:31,320
Bye.
702
00:43:42,706 --> 00:43:44,708
Come on, you fat fuck.
703
00:43:45,209 --> 00:43:46,376
Come on.
704
00:44:17,991 --> 00:44:19,826
- Who'd you kill?
- Didn't get names.
705
00:44:19,826 --> 00:44:21,745
- Always best.
- Where's George?
706
00:44:21,745 --> 00:44:22,996
Catherine, I guess.
707
00:44:22,996 --> 00:44:27,209
Do you think I could assuage her
grief by throwing myself at her?
708
00:44:27,209 --> 00:44:28,752
And if I kind of forced her,
709
00:44:28,752 --> 00:44:31,672
would she regret it or be
kind of mad, kind of grateful?
710
00:44:31,672 --> 00:44:33,715
Fuck off, Petra, or I'll shoot you.
711
00:44:33,715 --> 00:44:36,468
Sorry. Are you gonna
get divorced or what?
712
00:44:36,468 --> 00:44:38,136
It'd be good for me
to have a plan ready.
713
00:44:38,136 --> 00:44:39,429
I don't know.
714
00:44:39,429 --> 00:44:42,349
People are betting on what
you'll do, who you'll choose.
715
00:44:42,349 --> 00:44:44,226
My friend just died so I can't have you
716
00:44:44,227 --> 00:44:47,855
fucking talking at my ears like this!
717
00:44:49,273 --> 00:44:50,649
Understood.
718
00:44:51,316 --> 00:44:52,943
If you need anything, let me know.
719
00:44:55,028 --> 00:44:56,446
Is this room smaller?
720
00:44:57,030 --> 00:44:58,490
- Than?
- Before.
721
00:44:58,490 --> 00:45:01,285
It... feels smaller.
722
00:45:05,372 --> 00:45:07,207
If you're not yelling, you're staring.
723
00:45:07,207 --> 00:45:08,959
You're on thin ice, Petra!
724
00:45:13,547 --> 00:45:14,965
I...
725
00:45:30,689 --> 00:45:32,232
I was looking for you.
726
00:45:33,901 --> 00:45:35,694
You all right?
727
00:45:35,694 --> 00:45:38,989
Well, I won the fight, Arkady,
so it's more, are you all right?
728
00:45:40,574 --> 00:45:43,243
Here's your gun. You dropped it.
729
00:45:49,291 --> 00:45:50,876
Are you all right?
730
00:45:50,876 --> 00:45:52,878
Are you really asking that?
731
00:45:52,878 --> 00:45:54,546
Not really.
732
00:45:54,546 --> 00:45:56,215
Of course, you're not.
733
00:46:04,097 --> 00:46:07,059
Marial wants me to marry
her and divorce George.
734
00:46:08,310 --> 00:46:11,104
I know. They're laying bets.
735
00:46:11,104 --> 00:46:12,940
Ah. Who did you bet on?
736
00:46:12,940 --> 00:46:14,691
- Neither.
- Ha.
737
00:46:15,526 --> 00:46:17,528
It's a new life with Marial.
738
00:46:17,528 --> 00:46:21,698
With George, it's us
with a piece missing.
739
00:46:23,158 --> 00:46:25,494
I can't look at her
without thinking of him.
740
00:46:26,745 --> 00:46:29,540
I actually can't look at
cheese without thinking of him.
741
00:46:30,916 --> 00:46:32,584
- Or ham.
- Figs.
742
00:46:32,584 --> 00:46:33,585
Pussy.
743
00:46:33,585 --> 00:46:35,712
Bleeding torsos begging for mercy.
744
00:46:42,344 --> 00:46:43,595
Where are they going?
745
00:46:43,595 --> 00:46:45,556
I guess they're going
to an orgy in the church.
746
00:46:46,557 --> 00:46:49,518
- You up for it?
- Probably just watch.
747
00:46:49,518 --> 00:46:52,938
Sex and grief. Fuck the pain away.
748
00:46:52,938 --> 00:46:54,439
Let's go.
749
00:47:11,164 --> 00:47:13,792
Can't look fucking sad anymore.
750
00:47:13,792 --> 00:47:15,090
I took cake to Tatyana today
751
00:47:15,091 --> 00:47:17,296
and had to literally
bite my tongue to blood
752
00:47:17,296 --> 00:47:19,965
to stop myself from
laughing at her black dress.
753
00:47:19,965 --> 00:47:22,676
To his fucking death!
754
00:47:22,676 --> 00:47:24,845
- Huzzah.
- Huzzah!
755
00:47:26,180 --> 00:47:28,307
Oh, shit. Grigor.
756
00:47:34,396 --> 00:47:38,650
- What the fuck?
- What the fuck?
757
00:47:42,029 --> 00:47:44,489
Celebrating, is it? My friend's death!
758
00:47:44,489 --> 00:47:47,242
Raising a glass to a
dead man who loved me?
759
00:47:47,242 --> 00:47:49,369
Loved you all, in his way.
760
00:47:50,454 --> 00:47:56,210
Yes, mercurial and
mad and fucking unique!
761
00:47:56,210 --> 00:47:58,837
You didn't know him,
you just think you did!
762
00:47:58,837 --> 00:48:03,383
You didn't see his eyes tear up
when he looked at the forest at dawn,
763
00:48:03,383 --> 00:48:06,637
or when he sucked down on a pigeon pie,
764
00:48:06,637 --> 00:48:09,139
or fire up to violence
when a friend was wronged.
765
00:48:09,139 --> 00:48:13,185
Fuck you all for your blindness
to him, your lack of love!
766
00:48:13,185 --> 00:48:15,395
He was a man who felt everything,
767
00:48:15,395 --> 00:48:18,065
not with the hurdles and
fences and cul-de-sacs
768
00:48:18,065 --> 00:48:20,275
that we stop ourselves with.
769
00:48:21,735 --> 00:48:24,400
If he was fury, he was nothing but fury,
770
00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:27,449
nothing but joy, nothing but killing.
771
00:48:28,116 --> 00:48:32,246
He knew life whole,
not by measly portion.
772
00:48:34,456 --> 00:48:36,083
He loved me that way.
773
00:48:36,875 --> 00:48:38,877
He was the rarest of men.
774
00:48:40,712 --> 00:48:42,923
He was all fucking in on life!
775
00:48:42,923 --> 00:48:45,551
You will never see his like again.
776
00:48:46,552 --> 00:48:48,846
For my life ended, too,
in that freezing water.
777
00:48:50,806 --> 00:48:55,143
I loved him, more than I have
ever loved anyone or ever will.
778
00:48:55,143 --> 00:48:59,356
What the fuck are you
talking about? I'm right here.
779
00:49:01,066 --> 00:49:02,609
You love me!
780
00:49:04,194 --> 00:49:06,113
Of course, you're here.
781
00:49:06,113 --> 00:49:09,366
He was a monster. A fucking monster!
782
00:49:11,535 --> 00:49:14,746
Go to bed, everyone,
or we'll kill you all.
783
00:49:25,257 --> 00:49:26,425
Grigor!
784
00:49:27,050 --> 00:49:28,552
Grigor!
785
00:49:31,138 --> 00:49:32,431
Grigor.
786
00:49:33,348 --> 00:49:36,018
- Please.
- Do not fucking touch me!
787
00:49:36,018 --> 00:49:37,561
You have a chance at a new life.
788
00:49:37,561 --> 00:49:40,272
You love me, and I
know you fucking hurt.
789
00:49:40,272 --> 00:49:41,523
- And you don't.
- No!
790
00:49:41,523 --> 00:49:45,235
I don't, because he made me a
servant, and he ruined my family,
791
00:49:45,235 --> 00:49:48,739
and he fucked me once at an orgy
and he called me Miriam as he came,
792
00:49:48,739 --> 00:49:50,157
and he killed people I loved.
793
00:49:50,157 --> 00:49:51,658
We can't be together.
794
00:49:51,658 --> 00:49:53,619
He doesn't ruin this for me!
795
00:49:53,619 --> 00:49:56,371
Enough! We love each
other, we can be happy.
796
00:49:56,371 --> 00:50:00,250
You want a new life, or you-you're
just gonna live in fucking pain now?
797
00:50:00,250 --> 00:50:02,628
Or lie around with George
reminiscing about the good old days
798
00:50:02,628 --> 00:50:04,796
when he fucked her in front of you.
799
00:50:04,796 --> 00:50:06,882
You loved him, he didn't love you.
800
00:50:06,882 --> 00:50:08,050
He did.
801
00:50:08,050 --> 00:50:11,178
That's not fucking love, Grigor,
to cause you pain like that.
802
00:50:11,178 --> 00:50:12,387
Go away, Marial.
803
00:50:12,387 --> 00:50:14,515
Because I scored a telling point?
804
00:50:14,515 --> 00:50:17,017
That should be, "Come here,
Marial, for making me see sense."
805
00:50:17,017 --> 00:50:18,268
Go.
806
00:50:19,186 --> 00:50:20,229
I'm not giving up.
807
00:50:21,563 --> 00:50:23,315
He doesn't win!
808
00:50:25,484 --> 00:50:29,905
Thing is, Paul, nothing
really matters now.
809
00:50:29,905 --> 00:50:33,784
And I can pretend it
does, but it doesn't.
810
00:50:35,035 --> 00:50:36,453
How he loved you.
811
00:50:43,585 --> 00:50:45,879
And how they will now try to destroy me
812
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:49,258
and you with me.
813
00:50:56,056 --> 00:50:57,516
Hi.
814
00:50:57,516 --> 00:51:00,102
I was just thinking about you.
815
00:51:00,102 --> 00:51:01,353
Hi.
816
00:51:02,604 --> 00:51:04,064
Can I sleep here?
817
00:51:09,945 --> 00:51:12,364
Hello, Paul.
818
00:51:12,364 --> 00:51:13,574
Does he know?
819
00:51:15,284 --> 00:51:17,411
We were just discussing it.
820
00:51:22,457 --> 00:51:24,668
Grigor, you have to
do something for me...
821
00:51:26,253 --> 00:51:27,546
for Peter.
822
00:51:29,464 --> 00:51:30,716
Anything.
823
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:18,000
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