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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,163 --> 00:00:06,562 -Ready, Kage? -Ready. 2 00:00:06,631 --> 00:00:07,791 Let`s do this. 3 00:00:07,933 --> 00:00:09,059 Fatty. 4 00:00:10,369 --> 00:00:11,461 Check. 5 00:00:12,204 --> 00:00:14,900 -Bean and cheese burrito. -Bean and cheese... 6 00:00:16,408 --> 00:00:18,376 Tenacious sound check initiated. 7 00:00:18,443 --> 00:00:20,001 Engage, Kage! 8 00:00:31,923 --> 00:00:33,185 High-five! 9 00:01:10,762 --> 00:01:11,990 Two, three... 10 00:01:24,309 --> 00:01:28,370 A long-ass fucking time ago In a town called Kickapoo 11 00:01:28,580 --> 00:01:32,448 There lived a humble family Religious through and through 12 00:01:32,617 --> 00:01:36,576 But there was a black sheep And he knew just what to do 13 00:01:36,788 --> 00:01:40,781 His name was Young JB And he refused to step in line 14 00:01:40,992 --> 00:01:44,655 A vision he did see Of fucking rocking all the time 15 00:01:44,930 --> 00:01:49,526 He wrote a tasty jam And all the planets did align 16 00:01:52,137 --> 00:01:55,971 Oh, the dragon`s balls were blazing As I stepped into his cave 17 00:01:56,107 --> 00:01:59,736 Then I sliced his fucking cookies With my long and shiny blade 18 00:01:59,945 --> 00:02:03,108 It was I who fucked the dragon Fucka lye, sing, fucka loo 19 00:02:03,515 --> 00:02:08,612 And if you try to fuck with me Then I shall fuck you too 20 00:02:09,521 --> 00:02:11,819 Gotta get it on In the party zone 21 00:02:13,058 --> 00:02:15,458 I got to shoot a load In the party zone 22 00:02:16,828 --> 00:02:19,797 Gotta lick a toad In the party zone 23 00:02:20,532 --> 00:02:23,000 Gotta suck a choad In the party zone 24 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:41,282 You disobeyed my orders, son, Why were you ever born? 25 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:45,351 Your brother`s 10 times better than you Jesus loves him more 26 00:02:45,557 --> 00:02:48,958 This music that you`ve played for us Comes from the depths of hell 27 00:02:49,227 --> 00:02:52,685 Rock & Roll`s the Devil`s work He wants you to rebel 28 00:02:52,898 --> 00:02:56,390 You`ll become a mindiess puppet Beelzebub will pull the strings 29 00:02:56,601 --> 00:03:01,470 Your heart will lose direction And chaos it will bring 30 00:03:02,541 --> 00:03:04,668 You better shut your mouth You better watch your tone 31 00:03:06,111 --> 00:03:08,671 You`re grounded for a week With no telephone 32 00:03:09,814 --> 00:03:12,180 Don`t let me hear you cry Don`t let me hear you moan 33 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:16,511 You gotta praise the Lord When you`re in my home 34 00:03:21,593 --> 00:03:25,893 Dio, can you hear me? I am lost and so alone 35 00:03:26,431 --> 00:03:31,391 I`m asking for your guidance Won`t you come down from your throne? 36 00:03:31,469 --> 00:03:36,031 I need the tight compadre Who will teach me how to rock 37 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:40,842 My father thinks you`re evil But, man, he can suck a cock 38 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:45,874 Rock is not the Devil`s work It`s magical and rad 39 00:03:46,217 --> 00:03:53,316 I`ll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad 40 00:03:58,296 --> 00:04:01,527 I hear you brave young Jables You are hungry for the rock 41 00:04:01,733 --> 00:04:04,998 But to learn the ancient methods Secret doors you must unlock 42 00:04:05,236 --> 00:04:08,535 Escape your father`s clutches And this oppressive neighborhood 43 00:04:08,773 --> 00:04:14,837 On a journey you must go To find the land of Hollywood 44 00:04:16,348 --> 00:04:21,718 In the city of fallen angels Where the ocean meets the sand 45 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:27,187 You will form a strong alliance And the world`s most awesome band 46 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:32,159 To find your fame and fortune Through the valley you must walk 47 00:04:32,597 --> 00:04:35,157 You will face your inner demons 48 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:41,331 Now go, my son And rock! 49 00:04:52,217 --> 00:04:55,744 So he balled from fucking Kickapoo With hunger in his heart 50 00:04:55,954 --> 00:04:59,253 And he journeyed far and wide To find the secrets of his art 51 00:04:59,524 --> 00:05:03,221 But in the end he knew That he would find his counterpart 52 00:05:03,361 --> 00:05:07,559 Rock! 53 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:14,464 Rock! 54 00:07:18,263 --> 00:07:20,060 This place is awesome. 55 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,264 Gold, man. 56 00:07:47,292 --> 00:07:48,384 -Oh, man! -Thank you. 57 00:07:48,626 --> 00:07:50,150 Oh, my God. 58 00:07:50,528 --> 00:07:51,187 OK... 59 00:07:52,297 --> 00:07:54,925 that was the best thing I have ever seen. 60 00:07:55,166 --> 00:07:57,225 -Who are you? -The name`s Kyle Gass. 61 00:07:57,735 --> 00:07:59,202 Kyle Gass. 62 00:07:59,537 --> 00:08:00,333 Dude... 63 00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:04,241 will you just teach me that one thing that you did? Where you`re playing... 64 00:08:04,709 --> 00:08:06,973 I`m not giving free guitar lessons today. 65 00:08:07,045 --> 00:08:08,512 Why don`t you stand over there? 66 00:08:09,581 --> 00:08:10,775 Right here? 67 00:08:11,649 --> 00:08:12,638 You`re awesome. 68 00:08:12,884 --> 00:08:15,216 This next piece is by Johann Sebastian Bach... 69 00:08:15,286 --> 00:08:17,948 And it`s entitled Bourr�e in E Minor. 70 00:08:18,156 --> 00:08:19,783 Check this out, this guy`s insane. 71 00:08:27,899 --> 00:08:29,230 Man, are you guys stupid? 72 00:08:30,001 --> 00:08:32,367 Don`t you know genius when you see it? 73 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:33,865 Damn! 74 00:08:37,675 --> 00:08:38,607 Anyway... 75 00:08:40,278 --> 00:08:41,802 my name`s JB. 76 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:45,343 -Just rolled into town. -Would you give me some space? 77 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:48,744 -You`re kinda cramping my style. -Oh, dude, I`m sorry. 78 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:50,217 And you`re driving away my crowd. 79 00:08:50,555 --> 00:08:52,455 If you just move back, like I asked you earlier... 80 00:08:52,690 --> 00:08:54,021 I think things are gonna be a lot better. 81 00:08:54,092 --> 00:08:55,024 OK. Fine. 82 00:08:55,293 --> 00:08:56,817 -Sorry. -Thanks. 83 00:08:58,263 --> 00:09:01,198 Can`t you see he`s the man? Let me hear you applaud 84 00:09:01,266 --> 00:09:03,996 He`s more than a man He`s a shining golden god! 85 00:09:04,269 --> 00:09:08,296 If you think it`s time to fucking rock And fucking roll out of control 86 00:09:08,573 --> 00:09:10,438 Well, then you know You`ve got to rock the block 87 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,237 You fucking suck My fucking cock 88 00:09:12,610 --> 00:09:14,771 "Cause when you rule You fucking school 89 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:16,780 All of the fools Out of theirjewels 90 00:09:16,981 --> 00:09:19,074 "Cause if you think it`s time to If you think it`s time to 91 00:09:19,317 --> 00:09:23,777 If you think It`s time to fucking rock 92 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:26,081 He is going To kick your fucking ass 93 00:09:26,157 --> 00:09:28,785 And you know His name is Kyle Gass 94 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:31,086 Rocking and fucking rolling 95 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:34,092 And fucking rocking And fucking rolling 96 00:09:34,332 --> 00:09:35,458 And fucking... 97 00:09:55,153 --> 00:09:56,279 Yeah! 98 00:09:57,088 --> 00:09:58,350 Dudes! 99 00:09:59,123 --> 00:10:00,317 That was bad-ass. 100 00:10:00,825 --> 00:10:04,022 You guys are like electric dynamite. 101 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:05,195 What`s the name of your band? 102 00:10:07,131 --> 00:10:11,431 We`re not a band. They call me KG Solo Man Five Thousand... 103 00:10:13,037 --> 00:10:14,504 and I aim to keep it that way. 104 00:10:16,641 --> 00:10:17,437 I`m outta here. 105 00:10:18,443 --> 00:10:20,138 This place is tapped. 106 00:10:28,386 --> 00:10:30,581 Jeez Louise, papa cheese. 107 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,617 I know. It`s OK. 108 00:10:34,158 --> 00:10:35,523 It`s just part of his genius. 109 00:10:43,868 --> 00:10:48,828 Well, I can`t get To sleep tonight 110 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:54,707 No matter how hard I try 111 00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:59,974 "Cause it`s cold And it`s dark 112 00:11:00,351 --> 00:11:04,515 And the moon Cannot light the way 113 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:08,254 And Daddy`s gone 114 00:11:11,162 --> 00:11:20,969 I`m just a baby 115 00:11:37,855 --> 00:11:40,483 Well. What do we have here? 116 00:11:40,858 --> 00:11:42,792 My little snuggles. 117 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,895 I spy a stinking, filthy fag! 118 00:11:46,564 --> 00:11:48,691 Sniveling... 119 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,361 like a wee baby! 120 00:11:52,703 --> 00:11:55,365 He does look like a fucking baby. 121 00:11:57,141 --> 00:12:00,542 -Wee baby. -Listen, fellas. I don`t wanna fight. 122 00:12:00,645 --> 00:12:02,112 So if you don`t... 123 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:07,709 Look at this. What is it? Needs a popping, my brother. 124 00:12:08,419 --> 00:12:10,387 Hey, no. Give me that back. That`s my lucky guitar pick. 125 00:12:10,488 --> 00:12:11,477 That`s my lucky guitar pick. 126 00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:22,195 Hey! Okay! 127 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,594 Let`s go! 128 00:12:42,353 --> 00:12:45,447 That`s right, run. Unless you want some more of this! 129 00:12:49,994 --> 00:12:51,120 You saved me. 130 00:12:52,163 --> 00:12:54,631 That`s all right. They had it coming. 131 00:12:56,534 --> 00:12:58,058 How can I repay you? 132 00:12:59,804 --> 00:13:00,771 We`ll work something out. 133 00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:23,359 This place is futuristic. 134 00:13:24,896 --> 00:13:27,421 Yeah, this is my pad, here. Number four. 135 00:13:28,232 --> 00:13:30,860 Not hard to remember. Just think, "My door is four". 136 00:13:31,536 --> 00:13:32,798 Pretty cool. 137 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,668 Wow. Nice pad. 138 00:13:37,341 --> 00:13:39,866 -You got this place all to yourself? -Yeah. 139 00:13:40,311 --> 00:13:43,644 I try to keep it simple. This is where I stay when I write. 140 00:13:43,981 --> 00:13:45,710 It`s quite minimalist. 141 00:13:45,816 --> 00:13:48,614 I don`t like anything to get in the way of my creative juices. 142 00:13:48,853 --> 00:13:49,683 Cool. 143 00:13:49,921 --> 00:13:52,151 I`m working on my solo album right now. 144 00:13:53,758 --> 00:13:55,589 Yeah, Kyle Gass Project. 145 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,261 It`s got some pretty breakthrough shit on it. 146 00:13:58,763 --> 00:14:00,025 Trying to keep it on the hush-hush, though. 147 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:03,759 Man, if you need a singer, I am so there. 148 00:14:04,202 --> 00:14:05,032 Check it out. 149 00:14:05,102 --> 00:14:06,535 Ride the tiger! 150 00:14:06,871 --> 00:14:10,170 You can see his stripes But you know he`s clean 151 00:14:12,543 --> 00:14:14,135 It`s a Ronnie James Dio song. 152 00:14:14,445 --> 00:14:15,844 Yeah. I know. 153 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:19,612 I helped write it. I jam with him all the time. 154 00:14:19,884 --> 00:14:23,081 No way! You do not know Dio! 155 00:14:23,354 --> 00:14:25,914 Sure. I know all the dudes from Sabbath. 156 00:14:28,459 --> 00:14:29,391 Dude? 157 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:35,898 Is there any way that maybe I could audition to be in the Kyle Gass Project? 158 00:14:37,568 --> 00:14:38,398 Maybe. 159 00:14:39,870 --> 00:14:43,203 You gotta get your chops up, though, if you wanna shred with the big dogs, son. 160 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,266 You got a lot to learn. 161 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,209 Will you teach me your ways? 162 00:14:49,814 --> 00:14:51,042 I will teach you. 163 00:14:52,116 --> 00:14:54,016 Go ahead and sleep on the power couch. 164 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:58,212 Your training begins tomorrow. At the crack of noon! 165 00:15:02,326 --> 00:15:05,625 It could have been disaster Till the pupil found his master 166 00:15:05,830 --> 00:15:09,357 Something rhymes with master He`s teaching him in the ways of rock 167 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:12,435 Lesson number one. Power slide. 168 00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:21,378 It`s just slidin" on your knees. 169 00:15:21,512 --> 00:15:22,536 Is it? 170 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:27,915 Or is it the single most powerful stage move in any rocker`s arsenal? 171 00:15:31,689 --> 00:15:33,452 Gimme a power slide. Full throttle. 172 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:36,882 No fear. 173 00:15:37,094 --> 00:15:38,994 I`ll give you a power slide. 174 00:15:43,134 --> 00:15:45,102 -How`d that feel? -Really good. 175 00:15:45,636 --> 00:15:49,504 -How did it look? -Amazing...Iy bad. 176 00:15:52,643 --> 00:15:58,047 I`m cleaning this apartment "Cause it`s gonna help me, maybe 177 00:15:58,282 --> 00:16:00,910 Get into The Kyle Gass Project 178 00:16:08,192 --> 00:16:11,127 -Hey, what`s this check for 200 bucks? -Oh, gimme that. 179 00:16:11,996 --> 00:16:13,987 That`s a royalty check. 180 00:16:14,198 --> 00:16:16,132 Why`s it say, "I love you, pumpkin" on it? 181 00:16:17,168 --> 00:16:18,795 Well, it`s the name of a song. 182 00:16:19,070 --> 00:16:20,697 Big hit in Canada. 183 00:16:21,639 --> 00:16:22,663 Get back to work. 184 00:16:25,376 --> 00:16:27,867 Whoa, check out that superfox! 185 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,772 Do you think you can handle a woman like that? 186 00:16:33,017 --> 00:16:34,279 I think so. 187 00:16:34,352 --> 00:16:35,751 Well, you`d better know so... 188 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:39,412 "cause there`s gonna be ten times hotter ones backstage at the Kyle Gass Project. 189 00:16:39,490 --> 00:16:40,650 Really? 190 00:16:40,725 --> 00:16:43,956 Sex is a crucial component to the Kyle Gass Project. 191 00:16:44,161 --> 00:16:45,856 Now drop and give me one cock push-up. 192 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,990 -What`s a cock push-up? -What`s a cock push-up? 193 00:16:50,368 --> 00:16:53,565 A cock push-up, my friend, is where you lay on your stomach... 194 00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,832 and lift yourself off the ground with nothin" but your boner. 195 00:16:57,241 --> 00:16:58,833 No problem. 196 00:16:59,877 --> 00:17:03,142 The cock is a muscle. You gotta learn how to flex it. 197 00:17:04,081 --> 00:17:08,313 From now on, I want you to do one cock push-up a day, every day. 198 00:17:08,919 --> 00:17:11,581 -It hurts my cock. -Keep at it. You never know... 199 00:17:11,756 --> 00:17:14,884 when you`ll need to fuck your way out of a tight situation. 200 00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:20,422 His fingers move With blinding speed 201 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,796 Within my mind He`ll plant the seed 202 00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:26,462 I`m proud to be Amongst his learned flock 203 00:17:26,804 --> 00:17:28,931 He teaches me 204 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,807 Beseeches me 205 00:17:31,742 --> 00:17:34,438 And when I`ve learned All of his lessons 206 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:39,916 Then I`ll know the ancient secrets Of his rock 207 00:17:49,059 --> 00:17:50,549 I fucking did it! 208 00:17:52,096 --> 00:17:53,324 Oh, I did it! 209 00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:00,803 Hey. Dude, you reached KG. 210 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:02,570 You know what to do. 211 00:18:06,844 --> 00:18:08,243 Dude, pick up. 212 00:18:09,246 --> 00:18:11,305 Dude, it`s Jables. Pick up, man. 213 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,713 I did it, man. Check it out. You hear that? 214 00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:20,182 The training is working, man. I made ten whole bucks with my rock! 215 00:18:20,257 --> 00:18:22,088 Good. Go score me a dime bag. 216 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:23,856 A what? 217 00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:25,361 Ten dollars" worth of weed. 218 00:18:25,763 --> 00:18:29,927 Now, Listen. Go down to Wake & Bake Pizza, ask for Jojo. 219 00:18:30,301 --> 00:18:32,599 Tell him you want the Bob Marley extra crispy. 220 00:18:33,437 --> 00:18:34,301 He`ll know what you`re talking about. 221 00:18:34,438 --> 00:18:38,033 All right, dude. Roger that. One extra crispy coming up! 222 00:18:39,143 --> 00:18:43,876 Stone Age Man now have the muscle power and mental power... 223 00:18:44,148 --> 00:18:47,049 necessary to evolve to new heights. 224 00:18:47,284 --> 00:18:51,812 He then found the means to harness an even greater energy source. 225 00:18:55,459 --> 00:18:58,451 The animals and creatures around him. 226 00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:03,227 Animal power would give him the food, and transportation... 227 00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:07,301 the clothing and entertainment needed for his long journey. 228 00:19:07,371 --> 00:19:11,068 Dude, turn it to Channel 1 4. In Search of Sasquatch is on. 229 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:18,442 When you are able to snatch this remote from my hand... 230 00:19:18,883 --> 00:19:22,046 you will be ready to choose the channels we watch. 231 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,053 Try to snatch it. 232 00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:41,336 -Fuck! -Patience, young grass smoker. 233 00:19:41,872 --> 00:19:42,930 Patience. 234 00:19:43,574 --> 00:19:45,337 Welcome to the gig simulator. 235 00:19:45,709 --> 00:19:48,735 If you pass this test, your training is complete. 236 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:52,545 You will be ready to audition for the KGP. 237 00:19:53,117 --> 00:19:55,278 -The what? -Kyle Gass Project? 238 00:19:55,519 --> 00:19:56,486 Oh, right, right. 239 00:19:57,454 --> 00:19:58,386 Hold on. 240 00:20:02,593 --> 00:20:04,925 Here`s your pizza. That`ll be 15.50. 241 00:20:06,931 --> 00:20:09,331 Aren`t you the guitar guy from the boardwalk? 242 00:20:09,733 --> 00:20:10,563 Yeah. 243 00:20:10,868 --> 00:20:12,563 -I`m Lee. -Kage. 244 00:20:13,137 --> 00:20:16,573 Wow! You guys puttin" on a concert? Can I watch? 245 00:20:17,608 --> 00:20:19,576 -Half off the pie? -Deal. 246 00:20:21,211 --> 00:20:22,974 Right on. Come on in. 247 00:20:28,786 --> 00:20:31,755 I don`t know if that`s such a good idea, KG. 248 00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,750 I`d rather not do this in front of strangers. 249 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:38,586 What do you think it`s going to be like when we play the Coliseum? 250 00:20:38,729 --> 00:20:39,661 No strangers allowed? 251 00:20:41,332 --> 00:20:42,856 Let the simulation begin. 252 00:20:45,102 --> 00:20:46,262 All right. 253 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,835 So, should I sing a song? 254 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,899 Hey, sing something, douche bag! 255 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,681 You know what? I wanna start offstage and come out... 256 00:20:58,949 --> 00:21:01,474 "cause that`s the way I like, imagine it. 257 00:21:01,752 --> 00:21:03,583 Just come in from the wings. 258 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:07,823 Ladies and gentlemen, the Kyle Gass Project! 259 00:21:11,829 --> 00:21:14,593 Hey, what`s up? I`m JB from the Kyle Gass Project. 260 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,325 Get on with it, dumb shit. 261 00:21:17,868 --> 00:21:20,598 All right, Kage, let`s do it, man. Two, three. 262 00:21:20,838 --> 00:21:24,535 The Kyle Gass Project Is out of control! All right! 263 00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:29,576 Get off the stage, you stupid dillweed. 264 00:21:34,518 --> 00:21:38,079 He`d turn me to a diamond From a piece of coal 265 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,991 Go back to Kickapoo you fat-ass momma`s boy! 266 00:21:51,502 --> 00:21:55,438 You`re teaching me the secrets Of the pumpkin patch 267 00:21:59,743 --> 00:22:01,040 Hey, that`s right. 268 00:22:03,013 --> 00:22:05,106 -You suck! -You suck! Suck! Suck! 269 00:22:05,182 --> 00:22:06,274 You`re not rocker. 270 00:22:06,483 --> 00:22:07,575 Jesus... 271 00:22:07,651 --> 00:22:09,118 You call that music? 272 00:22:09,319 --> 00:22:12,777 You`re nothing but a mistake. I should have worn a condom. 273 00:22:13,023 --> 00:22:14,217 I was not a mistake. 274 00:22:15,392 --> 00:22:16,757 Power slide. 275 00:22:23,834 --> 00:22:25,426 He`s had enough. Turn it off. 276 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:28,460 Lights! 277 00:22:30,774 --> 00:22:31,866 Hey, hey, it`s OK. 278 00:22:31,942 --> 00:22:34,206 -I suck! -You don`t suck. 279 00:22:34,445 --> 00:22:37,539 I broke my guitar! Monster mash! 280 00:22:37,715 --> 00:22:40,411 Nobody passes the gig simulator on the first time. 281 00:22:40,884 --> 00:22:42,408 Not even this guy. 282 00:22:42,953 --> 00:22:44,181 You didn`t? 283 00:22:45,055 --> 00:22:46,886 But then you did pass it later? 284 00:22:47,624 --> 00:22:50,457 I passed later, but, you know, took me a couple of tries. 285 00:22:50,694 --> 00:22:52,491 Oh, you did? I was doing... 286 00:22:52,696 --> 00:22:53,856 You know you can do it. 287 00:22:54,131 --> 00:22:55,689 It was going pretty good, until... 288 00:22:55,899 --> 00:22:58,163 until I got to the... When I messed up on that thing. 289 00:22:58,535 --> 00:23:00,366 Let`s clean this place up. What do you say? 290 00:23:00,637 --> 00:23:03,800 And then we`ll do bongloads and play Maximum Overthruster. 291 00:23:04,041 --> 00:23:06,771 -Do some bongloads? -You know what to do. 292 00:23:08,612 --> 00:23:11,672 Hi, pumpkin. It`s your mother. Your father and I have decided... 293 00:23:11,882 --> 00:23:16,148 that 1 5 years of trying to be a famous musician is long enough. 294 00:23:16,553 --> 00:23:20,011 So I`m sorry to say we aren`t going to be sending you any more rent checks. 295 00:23:20,290 --> 00:23:22,850 It`s time to get a real job. I love you, pumpkin. 296 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,190 "I love you, pumpkin"? 297 00:23:29,833 --> 00:23:31,733 Those weren`t royalty checks. 298 00:23:33,070 --> 00:23:35,129 I can`t believe this machine. 299 00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:36,464 Let`s watch TV, you wanna? 300 00:23:40,110 --> 00:23:41,634 You lied to me. 301 00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:47,982 You don`t know Dio. 302 00:23:49,253 --> 00:23:51,915 I think that In Search of Sasquatch is on. Hold on. 303 00:23:51,989 --> 00:23:54,617 -Give me that fucking remote. -No! Leave it! 304 00:24:03,267 --> 00:24:04,996 Who are you? 305 00:24:07,037 --> 00:24:09,733 -Here`s your lunch, pumpkin. -Thanks, Mom. 306 00:24:12,743 --> 00:24:14,233 I love you, pumpkin. 307 00:24:22,853 --> 00:24:24,218 Hey, pumpkin! 308 00:24:25,556 --> 00:24:28,582 What`s with the hat, dude? Your mom sew that for you? 309 00:24:33,864 --> 00:24:34,762 Oh, my God! 310 00:24:35,065 --> 00:24:38,466 Your mom shine that for you when you go to bed? Cue ball! 311 00:24:38,535 --> 00:24:40,696 Science experiment gone wrong! 312 00:24:45,175 --> 00:24:46,972 I`m fucking outta here. 313 00:24:53,483 --> 00:24:55,417 Don`t walk away from me! 314 00:24:56,420 --> 00:24:58,513 I fucking cleaned your apartment, man. 315 00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:01,420 What are you doin"? 316 00:25:02,593 --> 00:25:04,060 Why are you packing? 317 00:25:06,230 --> 00:25:07,822 I have to go back to my mom and dad`s. 318 00:25:09,233 --> 00:25:10,427 I`m broke. 319 00:25:11,735 --> 00:25:13,259 I already spent the last rent check. 320 00:25:13,604 --> 00:25:17,597 Oh, you fucking dick! What`d you spend the money on? 321 00:25:17,908 --> 00:25:20,069 An official professor bullshit degree? 322 00:25:20,477 --> 00:25:22,468 What`d you spend the rent on? 323 00:25:31,989 --> 00:25:32,853 I got that for you. 324 00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:33,281 Stop packing, dude. 325 00:26:33,984 --> 00:26:35,918 We`re gonna pay the rent... 326 00:26:36,486 --> 00:26:38,078 with our rock. 327 00:26:38,689 --> 00:26:40,350 -We are? -Yeah. 328 00:26:41,091 --> 00:26:44,060 But we`re not gonna be called the Kyle Gass Project. 329 00:26:44,528 --> 00:26:48,555 From now on, we will be known as Tenac. 330 00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:51,432 Tenac? 331 00:26:51,835 --> 00:26:53,268 What`s that? 332 00:26:53,704 --> 00:26:54,898 It`s a sign. 333 00:26:55,872 --> 00:26:57,271 A legacy. 334 00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:05,104 I`ve had this birthmark since I was born. 335 00:27:06,383 --> 00:27:08,510 I looked it up in the dictionary. 336 00:27:10,187 --> 00:27:11,586 It`s not in there. 337 00:27:12,356 --> 00:27:14,790 I never knew what the hell it meant. 338 00:27:14,992 --> 00:27:16,152 "Till now. 339 00:27:17,127 --> 00:27:19,391 It`s the name of our fuckin" band, dude. 340 00:27:20,831 --> 00:27:22,696 I have ass-mark too. 341 00:27:31,808 --> 00:27:32,740 You guys! 342 00:27:35,012 --> 00:27:36,001 Look! 343 00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:49,991 They must pay the rent 344 00:27:51,261 --> 00:27:53,923 With their rock 345 00:28:07,677 --> 00:28:11,374 But that`s my life. 346 00:28:15,018 --> 00:28:15,950 All right. 347 00:28:16,887 --> 00:28:20,015 Neil Hamburger, everybody. Neil Hamburger. 348 00:28:20,223 --> 00:28:21,815 Funny stuff. 349 00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:24,855 Uh, the next band asked me to read this. 350 00:28:25,462 --> 00:28:29,296 "Since the beginning of time it was written in the stones... 351 00:28:29,533 --> 00:28:31,865 that one day, a band would come. 352 00:28:32,369 --> 00:28:35,964 Well, that band has come, and now they`re here... 353 00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:39,267 to come again in your ear-pussies". 354 00:28:41,645 --> 00:28:43,306 Ladies and gentlemen, Tenacious D. 355 00:28:45,382 --> 00:28:47,543 That was awesome, the way you read that. 356 00:28:47,751 --> 00:28:51,084 Kage. Kage? Don`t forget to fucking bring the thunder. 357 00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:55,583 We`re Tenacious D and this is our first concert ever, so it`s kinda historical. 358 00:28:55,926 --> 00:28:57,689 And we wrote this song... 359 00:28:57,761 --> 00:29:00,355 that gives you a little taste of the history of the band. 360 00:29:00,597 --> 00:29:02,360 Let`s fucking do it, Kage, go! 361 00:29:02,432 --> 00:29:04,900 This is a song called The History Of Tenacious D. 362 00:29:05,102 --> 00:29:07,434 And it`s not just a list of bullshit that we`ve done in the past. 363 00:29:07,671 --> 00:29:10,265 It`s a chronicling of our rise to power! 364 00:29:10,740 --> 00:29:14,904 We ride with kings on mighty steeds Across the Devil`s plain 365 00:29:15,345 --> 00:29:20,112 We`ve walked with Jesus and his cross He did not die in vain 366 00:29:24,387 --> 00:29:28,790 We`ve run with wolves, we`ve climbed K2 We even stopped a moving train 367 00:29:28,992 --> 00:29:31,358 We`ve traveled through space and time My friends 368 00:29:31,428 --> 00:29:32,952 To rock this house again 369 00:29:38,068 --> 00:29:40,332 -We ride and we ride -We`ll never subside 370 00:29:40,403 --> 00:29:41,893 We`ll ride "till the planets collide 371 00:29:42,506 --> 00:29:47,273 And if you say that we do not ride I`ll tan your fucking hide, hide 372 00:29:51,448 --> 00:29:53,746 -Kyle`s fingers be silver -Jack`s voice then be gold 373 00:29:53,817 --> 00:29:55,910 But last you think we`re vain 374 00:29:56,052 --> 00:29:59,488 We know you`re all robots And we don`t care, Tenacious D 375 00:29:59,990 --> 00:30:00,922 We reign! 376 00:30:04,494 --> 00:30:08,021 We reign supreme, oh God! 377 00:30:08,532 --> 00:30:10,432 Burrito Supreme 378 00:30:10,667 --> 00:30:12,498 And a Chicken supreme 379 00:30:12,836 --> 00:30:14,667 And a Cutlass Supreme 380 00:30:15,839 --> 00:30:19,002 Supreme, yeah 381 00:30:19,242 --> 00:30:21,267 Gonna count one, two, three 382 00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:25,346 Supreme, yeah 383 00:30:25,415 --> 00:30:27,508 Gonna count one, two, three 384 00:30:28,084 --> 00:30:31,542 Supreme 385 00:30:31,721 --> 00:30:33,621 Gonna count one, two, three 386 00:30:33,723 --> 00:30:35,452 Burrito Supreme 387 00:30:35,725 --> 00:30:37,818 And a Chicken supreme 388 00:30:38,061 --> 00:30:40,222 And a Cutlass Supreme 389 00:30:40,664 --> 00:30:42,291 Supreme! 390 00:30:45,735 --> 00:30:46,463 Let`s go! 391 00:30:53,476 --> 00:30:56,775 You guys, wait for me outside. I`m gonna go talk to the big cheese. 392 00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:57,969 Good call. 393 00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:02,581 So? What`d you think? 394 00:31:03,853 --> 00:31:05,081 It was OK. 395 00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:08,018 It was OK? You were OK. We were kick-ass. 396 00:31:08,625 --> 00:31:11,890 And we`re gonna totally win that money next week at the open mic contest. 397 00:31:13,196 --> 00:31:16,359 Well, good luck. You know there`s a lot of stiff competition, so... 398 00:31:16,566 --> 00:31:18,227 you might wanna think about writing some new material. 399 00:31:23,573 --> 00:31:26,736 That was amazing. You guys changed people`s lives tonight. 400 00:31:26,810 --> 00:31:28,402 I know, we were so awesome. 401 00:31:28,612 --> 00:31:31,172 Yeah, it was awesome. Compared to bullshit. 402 00:31:31,448 --> 00:31:34,645 But compared to the greats? To Zeppelin? To the Beatles? 403 00:31:34,884 --> 00:31:36,613 To fucking Beethoven? 404 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,545 True. We were kick-ass. 405 00:31:40,223 --> 00:31:42,248 But if the D`s gonna win that prize money... 406 00:31:42,425 --> 00:31:44,825 we`re gonna have to write a fucking masterpiece! 407 00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:47,261 Are you with me? 408 00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:48,626 Totally. 409 00:31:49,532 --> 00:31:50,260 Power hug. 410 00:32:02,078 --> 00:32:03,272 Masterpiece. 411 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,643 A masterpiece A masterpiece 412 00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:10,277 They`ve got to write a masterpiece To pay the rent 413 00:32:11,521 --> 00:32:13,853 Do it! 414 00:32:14,557 --> 00:32:16,388 All right, no more fucking around. 415 00:32:16,593 --> 00:32:17,924 Masterpiece is right in there. 416 00:32:18,128 --> 00:32:20,028 All we have to do is step into that magic circle... 417 00:32:20,096 --> 00:32:21,085 and the masterpiece is ours. 418 00:32:21,331 --> 00:32:22,093 Are you ready? 419 00:32:22,165 --> 00:32:24,793 Are you ready to write a fucking masterpiece? "Cause I sure the fuck am. 420 00:32:25,035 --> 00:32:25,865 Let`s go! 421 00:32:27,604 --> 00:32:31,062 Go, go, go! Play something. Go fast. The magic only lasts a second. 422 00:32:31,274 --> 00:32:34,004 No, don`t play fast. I said start fast. But keep going, yes. 423 00:32:34,144 --> 00:32:36,237 Try to make it prettier. Prettier, prettier. Prettier. 424 00:32:36,413 --> 00:32:39,439 Stop judging yourself, you`re judging yourself. That`s why that riff sucks. 425 00:32:39,649 --> 00:32:43,483 No fucking mental blocks. Release the... chi... 426 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,518 That`s all right. Now, can you play a little higher, higher, higher up? 427 00:32:46,723 --> 00:32:48,315 Higher notes, higher notes. Higher notes. 428 00:32:48,525 --> 00:32:50,083 Higher notes, higher notes. Higher notes. 429 00:32:50,327 --> 00:32:52,591 Can you play any higher notes? Sorry. I didn`t mean to yell. 430 00:32:52,862 --> 00:32:53,988 I`m not looking for anything specific... 431 00:32:54,064 --> 00:32:55,895 but that`s definitely the wrong part of the cosmos. 432 00:32:56,099 --> 00:32:58,693 I want it over here, in the newer, hotter part. 433 00:32:58,868 --> 00:33:01,063 Molten lava! 434 00:33:01,304 --> 00:33:06,332 That`s the thing, keep playing that riff Because we gotta get it on tonight 435 00:33:06,676 --> 00:33:09,873 What are you doing? Were we recording? Press record. Press record. 436 00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:11,777 No! Don`t stop it, it`s too late! 437 00:33:12,182 --> 00:33:14,013 God damn it, Kyle, we had it. 438 00:33:14,250 --> 00:33:16,445 We were right there in it and you were too slow. 439 00:33:16,653 --> 00:33:19,121 You didn`t remember to do shit, you didn`t do what I told you... 440 00:33:19,322 --> 00:33:22,223 and things got crossed, chakras were fucking exploded. 441 00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:25,792 If we`re gonna do this thing right, you gotta do what I tell you to do! 442 00:33:26,396 --> 00:33:27,488 Do as I said! 443 00:33:28,832 --> 00:33:30,663 I wanna write a masterpiece. 444 00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:33,534 I know, dude. So do I. 445 00:33:37,207 --> 00:33:38,469 It`s all right. 446 00:33:39,342 --> 00:33:42,743 We`ve got writers" block, it happens to the best of "em. 447 00:33:42,979 --> 00:33:44,571 I mean, look at these guys. 448 00:33:45,148 --> 00:33:48,709 AC\DC, Van Halen, The Who! 449 00:33:49,052 --> 00:33:50,917 Why are you guys so awesome? 450 00:33:51,788 --> 00:33:53,449 What do you have that we don`t have? 451 00:33:55,325 --> 00:33:57,020 Well, they all use the same guitar pick. 452 00:33:58,695 --> 00:33:59,821 What? 453 00:34:07,737 --> 00:34:10,365 Looks like they all use the same guitar pick. 454 00:34:12,976 --> 00:34:14,568 Holy shitballs. 455 00:34:25,989 --> 00:34:27,980 Too many picks. Let`s see. 456 00:34:32,762 --> 00:34:33,729 I don`t think they have it. 457 00:34:33,897 --> 00:34:36,229 Let`s talk to the dude. We might have to special order it. 458 00:34:36,433 --> 00:34:39,630 Marcus, I need a price check on Ernie Ball amp caster stat. 459 00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:41,200 Just be a second. 460 00:34:41,805 --> 00:34:42,669 Can I help you, gentlemen? 461 00:34:42,772 --> 00:34:45,240 Yeah. We`re looking for a guitar pick like this one. 462 00:34:52,582 --> 00:34:53,742 How`d you hear about this? 463 00:34:55,084 --> 00:34:56,381 What did Papardello tell you? 464 00:35:00,623 --> 00:35:03,558 We just noticed that all these musicians are using the same guitar pick... 465 00:35:03,626 --> 00:35:04,854 Okay, just... 466 00:35:09,532 --> 00:35:11,227 Jerry, do me a favor... 467 00:35:12,335 --> 00:35:15,361 ring up these amp casters for me. Thank you, my man. 468 00:35:20,777 --> 00:35:21,835 In here. 469 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,049 We can talk in here. 470 00:35:32,822 --> 00:35:34,551 What you seek... 471 00:35:35,525 --> 00:35:37,254 is the Pick... 472 00:35:38,461 --> 00:35:39,723 of Destiny. 473 00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:43,865 I think there`s a light switch back here. 474 00:35:44,067 --> 00:35:45,659 No, dude, you don`t... 475 00:35:47,804 --> 00:35:48,964 Grab a seat. 476 00:35:49,873 --> 00:35:51,864 You two bozos don`t even realize it but... 477 00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:55,001 you just stumbled onto the darkest secret in the history of rock. 478 00:35:56,012 --> 00:35:57,001 Go on. 479 00:35:57,380 --> 00:35:59,041 I actually saw it once. 480 00:36:00,016 --> 00:36:01,108 I used to be a guitar tech. 481 00:36:01,184 --> 00:36:03,584 So one night, I`m working a gig up in New Jersey or something. 482 00:36:03,653 --> 00:36:05,245 Some real mediocre band. 483 00:36:05,455 --> 00:36:07,821 Lead guitarist comes out, starts shredding licks... 484 00:36:07,891 --> 00:36:09,483 way beyond his capabilities. 485 00:36:09,659 --> 00:36:11,786 Like shit that had to be coming from somewhere else. 486 00:36:11,928 --> 00:36:15,955 I noticed he was using a new pick. Weird-looking thing with horns on it. 487 00:36:16,165 --> 00:36:18,190 Made of green ivory, or some shit. 488 00:36:19,135 --> 00:36:22,571 It was the pick, it wasn`t him. He didn`t know what he had, though. 489 00:36:22,772 --> 00:36:26,208 End of the show, he flicks it back into the audience. Some kid catches it. 490 00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:28,140 Kid named Eddie. 491 00:36:29,345 --> 00:36:30,039 Eddie? 492 00:36:30,914 --> 00:36:31,608 Van Halen! 493 00:36:33,750 --> 00:36:35,809 So I started researching it. 494 00:36:36,085 --> 00:36:38,952 Turns out this thing goes deeper than I could have imagined. 495 00:36:39,889 --> 00:36:41,356 Way deeper. 496 00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:44,119 Back to the Dark Ages. 497 00:36:44,661 --> 00:36:47,858 I moved to Rome. Quit my job. Learned Latin. 498 00:36:48,097 --> 00:36:51,089 I gained the trust of the night librarian at the Vatican. 499 00:36:51,301 --> 00:36:52,928 A gentleman named Salvatore Papardello. 500 00:36:53,002 --> 00:36:55,266 He turned me on to some shit that you wouldn`t believe. 501 00:36:55,772 --> 00:36:56,966 Check this out. 502 00:36:57,407 --> 00:36:59,136 It`s an ancient scroll. 503 00:36:59,709 --> 00:37:01,199 All in Latin. 504 00:37:01,477 --> 00:37:03,945 I translated it. Took me six years. 505 00:37:04,247 --> 00:37:06,340 Why didn`t you just get a translator? 506 00:37:06,549 --> 00:37:08,278 And let him read it too? 507 00:37:11,654 --> 00:37:12,848 Listen to this. 508 00:37:13,923 --> 00:37:18,986 Long ago, a dark wizard used his black magic to summon Satan himself. 509 00:37:19,963 --> 00:37:22,693 Satanus. That`s Latin for Satan. 510 00:37:23,099 --> 00:37:24,794 A horrific battle ensued. 511 00:37:25,435 --> 00:37:27,562 But the great demon was far too powerful. 512 00:37:28,237 --> 00:37:29,795 Snakes! 513 00:37:30,306 --> 00:37:32,297 Finish me, foul beast! 514 00:37:32,642 --> 00:37:36,043 Luckily, a blacksmith heard the beast`s roars. 515 00:37:40,016 --> 00:37:42,246 Fuck! You chipped my tooth. 516 00:37:42,318 --> 00:37:43,615 I`m not complete. 517 00:37:47,490 --> 00:37:48,354 What does that mean? 518 00:37:49,058 --> 00:37:51,856 From whence you came you shall remain... 519 00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:55,891 until you are complete again. 520 00:37:56,199 --> 00:37:58,064 Fuck you! No! 521 00:37:58,301 --> 00:38:01,065 No! I`m not complete! 522 00:38:01,270 --> 00:38:03,135 The demon was drawn back into the fires of hell... 523 00:38:03,406 --> 00:38:06,569 and the dark wizard was totally stoked to be alive. 524 00:38:07,176 --> 00:38:09,406 With a long draw on his hash pipe... 525 00:38:09,579 --> 00:38:12,275 the wizard devised a way to repay the blacksmith. 526 00:38:12,482 --> 00:38:16,316 The blacksmith loved a fair maiden. To gain her affection... 527 00:38:16,386 --> 00:38:18,217 he would need a true master skill... 528 00:38:18,287 --> 00:38:20,551 that would leave the maiden moist and wanting. 529 00:38:21,157 --> 00:38:25,093 And so the wizard fashioned the demon`s tooth into a pick... 530 00:38:25,561 --> 00:38:26,858 that would make the blacksmith play... 531 00:38:26,929 --> 00:38:29,830 only the most masterful of melodies on his lute... 532 00:38:31,067 --> 00:38:34,969 thereby winning the heart of the maiden he loved. 533 00:38:36,839 --> 00:38:39,672 The secret of the pick died with that blacksmith. 534 00:38:39,876 --> 00:38:43,039 And then... All of a sudden it reappears... 535 00:38:43,379 --> 00:38:46,871 in the American South, at the turn of the century, in Robert Johnson`s fingers. 536 00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:49,675 Spawns the birth of the blues. And rock & roll. 537 00:38:49,952 --> 00:38:52,944 -Of course. -The pick is a tiny part of the beast... 538 00:38:53,189 --> 00:38:55,157 so it has supranatural qualities. 539 00:38:55,391 --> 00:38:58,155 -Supernatural? -No, supra-natural. 540 00:38:58,594 --> 00:39:01,495 That`s like a whole other level above super. 541 00:39:02,532 --> 00:39:03,726 Where is it now? 542 00:39:05,401 --> 00:39:07,562 That`s the last known photo of the pick. 543 00:39:08,971 --> 00:39:10,700 That guitar was sold at auction. 544 00:39:10,773 --> 00:39:13,298 It now resides in the Rock & Roll History Museum. 545 00:39:14,877 --> 00:39:16,674 That`s where the POD is too. 546 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,778 -The POD? -The Pick of Destiny. 547 00:39:21,751 --> 00:39:23,446 Why didn`t you just go get it? 548 00:39:23,653 --> 00:39:26,554 The Rock & Roll History Museum is an impenetrable fortress. 549 00:39:27,423 --> 00:39:30,415 You two bozos wanna steal the Pick of Destiny... 550 00:39:31,427 --> 00:39:34,555 count me out. I already went down that rabbit hole once. 551 00:39:34,864 --> 00:39:36,695 And I got news for you. 552 00:39:36,899 --> 00:39:39,026 There`s no cheese at the end of that tunnel, buddy. 553 00:39:40,403 --> 00:39:42,735 All right, get outta here. I told you enough already. 554 00:39:42,872 --> 00:39:44,396 C`mon, get outta here. 555 00:39:45,208 --> 00:39:47,176 Man, I don`t know what to say. 556 00:39:48,711 --> 00:39:50,235 Just get outta my store. 557 00:39:53,282 --> 00:39:54,715 The Quest! 558 00:40:03,092 --> 00:40:06,493 Oh, my God! You guys! What are you doin" here? Come on in! 559 00:40:06,629 --> 00:40:08,893 Actually, we can`t stay. We were hoping you`d do us a favor. 560 00:40:09,265 --> 00:40:10,960 Anything you need, man. 561 00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:13,794 -Do you think it would be OK... -We need your car. 562 00:40:17,340 --> 00:40:19,604 Well, kinda need it for work. 563 00:40:19,675 --> 00:40:23,133 Listen, man. We`ve got a meeting with the hugest president... 564 00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:25,813 of the most massive record company in the business. 565 00:40:26,015 --> 00:40:28,245 We need to meet him in Sacramento tonight. 566 00:40:31,754 --> 00:40:34,154 Well... All right. 567 00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:36,017 Hey, what`s up with this pedal? 568 00:40:36,325 --> 00:40:40,284 That`s my extra brake. I`m a pizza delivery guy and a driving instructor. 569 00:40:40,630 --> 00:40:43,326 I teach people how to drive while I deliver pizzas. 570 00:40:44,433 --> 00:40:45,923 Good thinkin", man. 571 00:40:46,602 --> 00:40:47,796 Later. 572 00:40:52,308 --> 00:40:54,799 Knock "em dead at the meeting, you guys. 573 00:40:58,181 --> 00:41:00,581 I can`t stop thinkin" about that fuckin" pick. 574 00:41:00,716 --> 00:41:03,184 You heard the guy. It`s Satan`s tooth. 575 00:41:03,619 --> 00:41:06,281 When we get that thing, we`re gonna win that fuckin" prize money... 576 00:41:06,489 --> 00:41:08,753 then we`re gonna dominate the world of rock. 577 00:41:10,526 --> 00:41:12,460 We`re gonna be unstoppable, man. 578 00:41:16,666 --> 00:41:17,894 Unstoppable. 579 00:41:19,335 --> 00:41:20,996 Unstoppable. 580 00:41:22,104 --> 00:41:23,901 Unstoppable. 581 00:41:24,140 --> 00:41:27,337 This next band asked me not to read this... 582 00:41:27,510 --> 00:41:31,537 but, God damn it, I`m going to read it anyway... 583 00:41:32,148 --> 00:41:35,242 because I wrote it and it`s the truth. 584 00:41:36,586 --> 00:41:39,350 "I fucking love this band!" 585 00:41:40,223 --> 00:41:43,624 They are the best band ever, period! 586 00:41:44,227 --> 00:41:46,286 Ladies and gentlemen... 587 00:41:47,296 --> 00:41:49,890 Tenacious D! 588 00:41:56,105 --> 00:42:00,303 Hey, what`s up? Me and KG wrote this song five minutes ago. 589 00:42:01,043 --> 00:42:02,738 It`s called Master Exploder. 590 00:42:37,947 --> 00:42:39,505 I do not need 591 00:42:39,815 --> 00:42:42,716 -He does not need -A microphone 592 00:42:42,952 --> 00:42:46,012 -A microphone -My voice is fucking 593 00:42:46,255 --> 00:42:49,588 -Fucking -Powerful 594 00:42:49,659 --> 00:42:50,591 I love you. 595 00:43:19,889 --> 00:43:21,117 Sorry. 596 00:43:22,625 --> 00:43:25,685 -I did not mean -He did not mean 597 00:43:26,195 --> 00:43:29,096 -To blow your mind -To blow your mind 598 00:43:29,332 --> 00:43:31,459 But that shit happens to me 599 00:43:31,867 --> 00:43:38,705 All the time 600 00:43:58,027 --> 00:43:59,824 Now, take a look 601 00:44:00,129 --> 00:44:02,825 -Take a look -Tell me what you see 602 00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:06,193 -What you see -We got the Pick 603 00:44:06,836 --> 00:44:11,068 Of Destiny 604 00:44:30,126 --> 00:44:34,688 JB! JB! JB! JB! 605 00:44:41,270 --> 00:44:43,932 JB! JB! JB! JB! JB! 606 00:44:44,707 --> 00:44:47,175 JB, wake up. JB, wake up! 607 00:44:50,046 --> 00:44:52,173 Let`s chow down, dude. I`m starving. 608 00:44:52,348 --> 00:44:53,679 OK. 609 00:45:12,768 --> 00:45:14,258 You guys know what you want? 610 00:45:16,205 --> 00:45:16,899 What do you recommend? 611 00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:19,701 I recommend that you order some food. 612 00:45:21,143 --> 00:45:22,303 OK. 613 00:45:24,647 --> 00:45:26,376 Lemme have the fried chicken... 614 00:45:26,816 --> 00:45:27,976 and a steak... 615 00:45:29,018 --> 00:45:29,985 and the chicken-fried steak. 616 00:45:31,954 --> 00:45:32,511 Hello. 617 00:45:34,723 --> 00:45:35,712 What happened to your eye? 618 00:45:37,726 --> 00:45:39,660 I burned it with a curling iron. 619 00:45:40,963 --> 00:45:43,727 I`ll have one small glass of carrot juice. 620 00:45:44,133 --> 00:45:46,829 -Yeah, we don`t have that here. -Then I will have nothing. 621 00:45:47,069 --> 00:45:48,161 Great. 622 00:45:52,575 --> 00:45:54,634 -Dude, what`s the matter? -Dude? 623 00:45:54,710 --> 00:45:55,540 Aren`t you hungry? 624 00:45:55,611 --> 00:45:58,739 -You should eat somethin". -No. I never eat before a mission. 625 00:45:58,881 --> 00:46:00,371 It slows you down. 626 00:46:00,549 --> 00:46:02,813 I gotta be light on my feet like a dancer. 627 00:46:02,885 --> 00:46:04,944 Like a fuckin" ninja, dude. 628 00:46:05,154 --> 00:46:09,147 Now check this out. I`m gonna jump this fence here, OK? Like a gazelle. 629 00:46:09,425 --> 00:46:11,586 Then you come around that fuckin" bend. 630 00:46:11,694 --> 00:46:13,662 God! Damn it, Kyle! 631 00:46:14,196 --> 00:46:16,528 If we`re gonna do this, you gotta stay focused. 632 00:46:16,599 --> 00:46:18,032 Eye of The Tigre! 633 00:46:18,300 --> 00:46:22,100 Now check it out. You give me a fuckin" boost, He-Man style. 634 00:46:22,338 --> 00:46:24,397 And then we`re gonna fuckin" do a little mini-tiger roll... 635 00:46:25,841 --> 00:46:27,468 And come on back. I fuckin" pull your shit up. 636 00:46:27,543 --> 00:46:29,738 Dude, hold on. That`s good stuff. 637 00:46:41,090 --> 00:46:42,318 Fuckin" dick squeezer. 638 00:47:17,993 --> 00:47:19,255 Buddy. 639 00:47:22,565 --> 00:47:23,589 So... 640 00:47:24,833 --> 00:47:27,734 what brings you to this neck of the woods? 641 00:47:30,506 --> 00:47:32,474 We`re just on a little business trip. 642 00:47:33,676 --> 00:47:38,978 Are you going to check out the Rock & Roll History Museum? 643 00:47:39,782 --> 00:47:40,908 The Rock & Roll what? 644 00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:42,117 -History Museum. -Oh, no. 645 00:47:42,184 --> 00:47:43,151 I don`t even know what you`re talkin" about. 646 00:47:43,385 --> 00:47:47,082 You just seem like Rock & Roll types to me. 647 00:47:47,623 --> 00:47:50,649 Yeah, well, we`re not. We`re just two fuckin" businessmen... 648 00:47:50,726 --> 00:47:52,785 on our way to see some shit in Sacramento. So, sorry. 649 00:47:54,997 --> 00:47:57,989 I was just asking because I noticed... 650 00:47:58,567 --> 00:48:00,762 the guitars in the back seat of your car. 651 00:48:01,136 --> 00:48:03,866 Well, I said we`re fuckin" businessmen. We sell guitars. 652 00:48:03,939 --> 00:48:06,134 So what? Big deal. End of story. Check, please! 653 00:48:06,208 --> 00:48:10,941 Sure you aren`t planning on breaking into the Rock & Roll History Museum? 654 00:48:11,213 --> 00:48:12,612 Hey, gimme that back, man! 655 00:48:15,651 --> 00:48:17,551 Yeah, my buddy and I are in a band. 656 00:48:17,620 --> 00:48:20,521 I don`t like to say the name, but we had some hits... 657 00:48:20,589 --> 00:48:24,286 and so they`re inductin" us into the Rock & Roll History Museum. 658 00:48:24,493 --> 00:48:25,482 No way! 659 00:48:26,862 --> 00:48:28,090 -Way. -Oh, my God. 660 00:48:28,731 --> 00:48:29,823 We`re sitting with someone famous? 661 00:48:30,132 --> 00:48:34,933 We`re just regular guys. I mean, we`re just flesh and bone. 662 00:48:48,817 --> 00:48:52,253 Let`s just say you are planning on breaking into... 663 00:48:52,321 --> 00:48:54,016 the Rock & Roll History Museum. 664 00:48:55,291 --> 00:49:00,194 Maybe you are inexperienced and you get inside and cry like little girl. 665 00:49:01,030 --> 00:49:05,694 Maybe you don`t have what it takes to get the job done. 666 00:49:09,071 --> 00:49:10,436 "Scuse me. 667 00:49:12,574 --> 00:49:14,166 Damn. God. 668 00:49:37,733 --> 00:49:39,564 I was thinking... 669 00:49:40,002 --> 00:49:43,369 maybe there was something in that museum... 670 00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,340 you had a desire for. 671 00:49:47,810 --> 00:49:49,004 Maybe... 672 00:49:50,746 --> 00:49:52,737 Pick of Destiny! 673 00:49:57,553 --> 00:50:00,750 Our sorority is throwing a huge bash tonight. 674 00:50:00,956 --> 00:50:04,392 You guys should totally come and play some of your songs at the party. 675 00:50:04,660 --> 00:50:06,787 We`re just getting ready to head over there right now. 676 00:50:06,929 --> 00:50:08,624 Why don`t you follow us over? 677 00:50:08,931 --> 00:50:11,729 You know what? That sounds rad. 678 00:50:12,101 --> 00:50:14,797 We don`t usually play private parties but... 679 00:50:15,304 --> 00:50:18,102 I think we can make some dreams come true tonight. 680 00:50:20,075 --> 00:50:23,203 I`ll ride along with you. So you don`t get lost. 681 00:50:25,414 --> 00:50:28,747 I tried to get the Pick of Destiny once. 682 00:50:29,017 --> 00:50:31,986 I had it in my hands, too. 683 00:50:32,554 --> 00:50:35,489 But I was caught. Set off a laser. 684 00:50:35,958 --> 00:50:39,724 Security door came down on my leg. Cut it right off. 685 00:50:40,896 --> 00:50:44,423 I would break in again if I still had my leg. 686 00:50:47,636 --> 00:50:48,466 My leg. 687 00:50:49,338 --> 00:50:53,638 Oh, man. I miss that sweet-ass leg of mine. 688 00:50:55,077 --> 00:50:56,772 Why are you telling me this? 689 00:51:00,182 --> 00:51:00,841 I like you. 690 00:51:01,583 --> 00:51:04,552 I see the spark in your eye that I once had. 691 00:51:04,820 --> 00:51:06,515 Let me show you something. 692 00:51:08,957 --> 00:51:11,983 These are my plans. They will help you, I promise. 693 00:51:12,461 --> 00:51:16,329 There are two air ducts on the roof. You must enter through there. 694 00:51:17,232 --> 00:51:18,790 Speak of this to no one! 695 00:51:20,035 --> 00:51:21,093 Wait. 696 00:51:21,770 --> 00:51:23,294 Wait, I have some questions. 697 00:51:23,505 --> 00:51:24,733 Let me wipe. 698 00:51:24,873 --> 00:51:25,840 Hold up, dude. 699 00:51:32,181 --> 00:51:34,615 Dude. I got some smokin" bettys over there... 700 00:51:34,683 --> 00:51:36,275 and they want us to play a gig. 701 00:51:36,351 --> 00:51:39,548 No. I just had the weirdest conversation of my life. 702 00:51:39,721 --> 00:51:41,712 This guy just gave me the perfect plan. 703 00:51:41,990 --> 00:51:42,752 Now, look. 704 00:51:44,226 --> 00:51:46,694 There`s two air ducts on the roof. 705 00:51:47,696 --> 00:51:49,687 Dude. The party? 706 00:51:50,332 --> 00:51:53,495 Gettin" to play our own tunes? That blonde over there... 707 00:51:53,836 --> 00:51:55,861 wants to ride my wrinklestick, yo. 708 00:51:56,104 --> 00:51:58,595 Would you get your head out of the fuckin" pussy-clouds, man? 709 00:51:58,974 --> 00:52:00,271 Who cares about these chicks? 710 00:52:00,342 --> 00:52:02,503 There`s gonna be ten times hotter babes backstage... 711 00:52:02,578 --> 00:52:04,409 when we win album of the year. 712 00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:06,744 This pick is our ticket to genius. 713 00:52:06,849 --> 00:52:11,081 Dude. I can`t believe you`d pass by a gig opportunity... 714 00:52:11,153 --> 00:52:13,553 with some sweet-ass hotties. What, for this? 715 00:52:13,956 --> 00:52:15,947 Is this really that important to you? Huh? 716 00:52:16,258 --> 00:52:18,852 We can still write a masterpiece and win that dough. 717 00:52:19,094 --> 00:52:22,427 Maybe it would be better for the D if we worked on our songwriting... 718 00:52:22,631 --> 00:52:24,895 instead of relying on ancient bullshit, but... 719 00:52:25,133 --> 00:52:26,930 probably won`t work anyway. 720 00:52:27,936 --> 00:52:31,133 What`s it gonna be, Kyle? You have to decide. 721 00:52:32,074 --> 00:52:34,702 Tits or destiny? 722 00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:39,772 Tits. 723 00:52:48,757 --> 00:52:50,281 So, good luck, buddy. 724 00:52:50,359 --> 00:52:51,986 I hope it was worth it, because we`re done. 725 00:52:52,394 --> 00:52:54,521 You ruined it. Pick`s mine. Fuck you. 726 00:52:54,796 --> 00:52:56,787 I don`t fuckin" need you. Later... 727 00:52:56,999 --> 00:52:58,125 cock-ass! 728 00:53:02,804 --> 00:53:04,135 Don`t mind him. 729 00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:06,337 He`s my butler. 730 00:53:07,142 --> 00:53:09,610 Had to let him go for loafin". He`ll be fine. 731 00:53:10,145 --> 00:53:13,342 Excuse me, are you gonna charge us for all the refills? 732 00:53:13,949 --> 00:53:15,883 No, you`re so pretty, you get everything for free. 733 00:53:21,123 --> 00:53:22,488 Well, that`s a really good deal. 734 00:53:28,363 --> 00:53:29,591 Why? 735 00:53:31,466 --> 00:53:34,094 It`s just a five-mille walk. I can walk that. 736 00:53:34,570 --> 00:53:37,971 I don`t need a car. I`ll take the fuckin" shoelace express. 737 00:53:40,475 --> 00:53:41,635 Fuck you! 738 00:53:55,924 --> 00:53:57,152 Where we goin"? 739 00:54:04,066 --> 00:54:06,000 Stop. Stop the music. 740 00:54:06,335 --> 00:54:10,294 Everybody, we have got a special surprise tonight. 741 00:54:10,572 --> 00:54:12,039 We have brought with us... 742 00:54:12,341 --> 00:54:15,868 someone who just happens to be a rock star! 743 00:54:18,413 --> 00:54:20,938 That`s in town to be conducted... 744 00:54:21,016 --> 00:54:24,281 into the Rock & Roll History Museum. 745 00:54:27,789 --> 00:54:32,658 And he promised to come here tonight and play us a few of his hits. 746 00:54:33,462 --> 00:54:36,295 So let`s give it up! 747 00:54:37,933 --> 00:54:40,458 I don`t have a guitar. I don`t have a guitar. 748 00:54:47,376 --> 00:54:48,968 This is a song... 749 00:54:49,911 --> 00:54:51,970 I wrote with my partner. 750 00:54:52,214 --> 00:54:53,476 My former partner. 751 00:54:54,216 --> 00:54:56,707 And it`s called The History Of Tenacious D. 752 00:55:07,829 --> 00:55:10,127 Across the Devil`s plain 753 00:55:12,401 --> 00:55:15,302 He did not die in vain No 754 00:55:22,511 --> 00:55:23,739 That sucked. 755 00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:33,547 One more and that`s it. 756 00:55:40,562 --> 00:55:43,759 It`s a good thing I found these mushrooms. I was fucking starving. 757 00:55:51,940 --> 00:55:53,407 This place is kinda... 758 00:55:57,312 --> 00:55:58,574 juicy. 759 00:56:37,986 --> 00:56:39,851 Oh, my God! Sasquatch! 760 00:56:43,792 --> 00:56:45,919 Jables! What`s up? 761 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,558 What are you doin" out here? 762 00:56:53,902 --> 00:56:56,234 I was just walkin" in your beautiful forest. 763 00:56:56,838 --> 00:57:01,332 It`s not my forest, brother. It`s everyone`s. 764 00:57:01,843 --> 00:57:05,711 You`re so fuckin" awesome. I love you! 765 00:57:06,281 --> 00:57:09,682 I love you too, JB. You`re a awesome rocker. 766 00:57:12,754 --> 00:57:14,119 Let`s play! 767 00:57:21,062 --> 00:57:24,054 That`s good. Let`s go on a adventure. 768 00:57:24,699 --> 00:57:27,099 I got lots to show you. 769 00:57:28,103 --> 00:57:30,367 Can I be a Sasquatch too? 770 00:57:31,439 --> 00:57:32,906 You already are. 771 00:57:33,842 --> 00:57:35,901 You`re my son, JB. 772 00:57:36,311 --> 00:57:38,472 My riddle baby Sass. 773 00:57:44,085 --> 00:57:46,576 Let`s take a dip in the strawberry river! 774 00:57:47,756 --> 00:57:48,882 Come on! 775 00:58:04,806 --> 00:58:06,034 Good times. 776 00:58:06,842 --> 00:58:08,969 -This is fun. -Good times. 777 00:58:09,244 --> 00:58:10,336 This is super fun! 778 00:58:18,954 --> 00:58:21,821 Daddy, look. Look. It`s stuck to my butt. 779 00:58:25,126 --> 00:58:27,390 Shake your tushie, it`ll fall off. 780 00:58:29,865 --> 00:58:31,958 Let`s get rid of these. 781 00:58:36,171 --> 00:58:37,570 Time to fly. 782 00:58:48,450 --> 00:58:49,747 We`re flying! 783 00:58:49,818 --> 00:58:52,116 -We`re flying! -Hold on, boy! 784 00:58:52,754 --> 00:58:56,281 Found where the Sasquatch hide In the misty mountainside 785 00:58:56,625 --> 00:59:00,686 He`s got shiny diamonds That he`s got to protect 786 00:59:01,396 --> 00:59:05,162 Look into the Sasquatch eye Then you know that Sass can fly 787 00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:09,903 Sasquatch is my daddy And he`s going to protect me 788 00:59:10,138 --> 00:59:13,869 Half man and half machine On the cover of a magazine 789 00:59:14,142 --> 00:59:18,442 Bigfoot is my father And he`s got to protect me 790 00:59:18,713 --> 00:59:22,080 These lyrics don`t make sense Think I`ve found the evidence 791 00:59:22,350 --> 00:59:26,343 That yeti is my papa And he wants to protect 792 00:59:26,588 --> 00:59:27,782 Me 793 00:59:29,557 --> 00:59:31,889 Do you know where I can find the Pick of Destiny? 794 00:59:32,193 --> 00:59:34,855 Sure! It`s right over there! 795 00:59:36,398 --> 00:59:40,664 Let`s get it! I can get it if I surf on your... 796 00:59:44,773 --> 00:59:45,865 Sweet baby! 797 00:59:55,250 --> 00:59:56,512 Oh, God! 798 01:00:01,222 --> 01:00:02,189 Oh, God. 799 01:00:05,894 --> 01:00:06,883 Oh, God. 800 01:00:06,962 --> 01:00:08,429 Where the fuck am I? 801 01:00:12,033 --> 01:00:14,729 Yeah, you motherfucker. I`m gonna get that son... 802 01:00:30,719 --> 01:00:33,415 Dude, I totally miss you 803 01:00:33,722 --> 01:00:35,849 I really fuckin" miss you 804 01:00:36,291 --> 01:00:41,820 I`m all alone all the time All the time 805 01:00:41,896 --> 01:00:44,194 Dude, I totally miss you 806 01:00:44,833 --> 01:00:47,199 The things we did together 807 01:00:47,369 --> 01:00:51,738 Where have you gone? 808 01:00:53,341 --> 01:00:57,004 Totally miss the honesty And special times 809 01:00:57,078 --> 01:00:58,773 And honestly 810 01:00:58,847 --> 01:01:02,510 I totally miss The fucked up thing you do 811 01:01:04,019 --> 01:01:06,920 Dude, I totally miss you 812 01:01:07,555 --> 01:01:09,523 I totally miss you 813 01:01:09,591 --> 01:01:14,119 Dude, I totally miss you All the time 814 01:01:36,751 --> 01:01:38,184 Did you see that? 815 01:01:38,253 --> 01:01:40,551 -Dude, I totally miss you -That was awesome. 816 01:01:40,855 --> 01:01:42,720 I totally miss you 817 01:01:42,791 --> 01:01:46,989 Dude, I totally miss you All the time 818 01:01:50,098 --> 01:01:54,592 All the time 819 01:02:07,015 --> 01:02:09,506 The mission is clear I`m goin" over there 820 01:02:09,751 --> 01:02:12,049 I`m goin" to do the mission 821 01:02:12,353 --> 01:02:15,083 I`m going to flip around the corner Flat as a pancake 822 01:02:15,356 --> 01:02:17,688 And then I... Oh, no, the camera! 823 01:02:17,992 --> 01:02:23,362 Stay back here, devise a plan Dive into the bushes 824 01:02:24,165 --> 01:02:26,463 Against all odds 825 01:02:27,202 --> 01:02:30,103 Infiltrate Storm the gate 826 01:02:31,239 --> 01:02:34,868 Storm the gate Ninja style, Samurai 827 01:02:34,943 --> 01:02:37,537 Metal pole Climb that shit 828 01:02:37,612 --> 01:02:40,080 Climb into that motherfucker 829 01:02:40,348 --> 01:02:42,873 Now I`m climbin" up Up on a roof 830 01:02:43,017 --> 01:02:46,111 I`ve got catlike reflexes 831 01:02:46,554 --> 01:02:48,078 -I elbow him. -One guy? 832 01:02:48,156 --> 01:02:49,316 He`s tryin" to punch me in the neck. 833 01:02:49,390 --> 01:02:52,985 I look down and there`s two guys goin", "We`re gonna punch you." 834 01:02:53,228 --> 01:02:56,356 So they`re punchin" up at me. I got both elbows down like this. 835 01:02:56,564 --> 01:02:59,362 Pull both their hair, and I made them both poke each other`s eyes out. 836 01:02:59,434 --> 01:03:01,334 So they`re both blind, there`s blood everywhere. 837 01:03:01,803 --> 01:03:03,668 Against all odds 838 01:03:04,672 --> 01:03:07,436 Infiltrate Storm the gate 839 01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:14,840 Two air vents on the roof 840 01:03:15,116 --> 01:03:17,516 That`s what the guy was talkin" 841 01:03:18,186 --> 01:03:20,177 -Fuck! -Electric eye 842 01:03:21,356 --> 01:03:24,189 Infiltrate Storm the gate 843 01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:27,255 Storm the gate 844 01:03:28,062 --> 01:03:29,495 Storm the gate 845 01:03:33,635 --> 01:03:35,227 God damn it! 846 01:03:36,905 --> 01:03:37,667 God! 847 01:03:37,739 --> 01:03:38,797 That was KG`s fault. 848 01:03:38,973 --> 01:03:41,965 If he`d been here like we planned, he coulda lowered me down with a rope... 849 01:03:42,043 --> 01:03:44,273 but dick-ass had to follow his cock. 850 01:03:44,512 --> 01:03:47,948 And you know when I go quadruple plat he`ll come knockin"... 851 01:03:48,216 --> 01:03:51,151 "Dude, can I come back and join the band now?" 852 01:03:51,352 --> 01:03:53,252 And I`ll be like, "No way, cockshiner." 853 01:03:53,521 --> 01:03:55,580 And then he`ll be like, Can you hear me? 854 01:03:55,890 --> 01:03:59,951 Oh, yeah. I hear you loud and clear. You`re sayin" who`s before bro`s. 855 01:04:00,195 --> 01:04:01,662 Well, that`s not how I roll, asshole. 856 01:04:01,930 --> 01:04:04,694 JB, it`s KG. Do you read me? 857 01:04:08,203 --> 01:04:10,103 What do you want, non-rocker? 858 01:04:10,305 --> 01:04:14,002 This line is reserved for rockers only, so I can`t really talk to you right now. 859 01:04:14,742 --> 01:04:16,972 Sex, drugs, and then rock & roll. 860 01:04:17,345 --> 01:04:19,711 In that order. I was just followin" the code. 861 01:04:19,847 --> 01:04:22,839 You`re a fuckin" traitor. You balled on me and now I`m in the shit. 862 01:04:22,917 --> 01:04:23,884 Where the fuck are you? 863 01:04:26,921 --> 01:04:28,786 I`m in the air duct, dude. 864 01:04:33,027 --> 01:04:34,119 Dude... 865 01:04:34,796 --> 01:04:36,263 I totally missed you. 866 01:04:37,332 --> 01:04:38,560 Me too. 867 01:04:51,613 --> 01:04:54,673 I just heard a noise. I am trippin". 868 01:04:55,550 --> 01:04:57,177 Are you stoned? 869 01:04:57,552 --> 01:04:58,541 Listen. 870 01:05:01,856 --> 01:05:03,551 I just heard a noise. 871 01:05:04,058 --> 01:05:06,185 -I`m gonna go check it out. -Copy that. 872 01:05:33,755 --> 01:05:37,213 Classic Rock is clear. I`m gonna go check out Punk. 873 01:05:37,892 --> 01:05:39,883 And if I find anybody in there... 874 01:05:40,128 --> 01:05:44,394 I`m gonna pop a fuckin" cap in their ass. I`m gonna call it self-defense. 875 01:05:45,133 --> 01:05:46,100 Hello? 876 01:05:48,336 --> 01:05:49,064 I`m on my own. 877 01:06:05,253 --> 01:06:08,086 Dude, you heard that guy. He`s gonna shoot us. Let`s ball. 878 01:06:08,256 --> 01:06:09,518 No. We`re too close. 879 01:06:10,191 --> 01:06:12,819 That pick is in one of these rooms and we`re not leavin" here without it. 880 01:06:13,094 --> 01:06:17,053 Dude, look at this place. It`s huge. We`re never gonna find this thing. 881 01:06:17,231 --> 01:06:21,964 Follow me. We are the shadows. They`ll never find what cannot be seen. 882 01:06:28,976 --> 01:06:30,136 Get down. 883 01:07:04,178 --> 01:07:05,338 Center. 884 01:07:09,250 --> 01:07:12,617 Picks, picks. Where do they keep their fuckin" picks? 885 01:07:13,187 --> 01:07:15,280 -It`s gotta be in the Guitar Gods room. -Where`s that? 886 01:07:15,356 --> 01:07:17,688 It`s right here. At the top of Guitarway to Heaven. 887 01:08:00,468 --> 01:08:01,526 There it is. 888 01:08:05,873 --> 01:08:07,738 Fuck-a-luck-a-ding-dong. 889 01:08:09,010 --> 01:08:10,409 -Let`s go get it. -No! 890 01:08:12,513 --> 01:08:15,311 Lasers. They`ll slice you to pieces. 891 01:08:15,983 --> 01:08:16,972 Sizzlelean. 892 01:08:18,486 --> 01:08:20,420 You stay here and keep a lookout. 893 01:08:21,722 --> 01:08:23,349 What are you gonna do? 894 01:08:23,858 --> 01:08:25,951 I`m goin" in there and gettin" that pick. 895 01:08:29,630 --> 01:08:30,824 Danger 896 01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:34,160 Laser 897 01:08:36,471 --> 01:08:37,665 Tetris 898 01:08:39,707 --> 01:08:40,833 Impossible 899 01:08:41,108 --> 01:08:42,302 Be careful. 900 01:08:43,244 --> 01:08:44,506 Q-Bert 901 01:08:46,781 --> 01:08:47,941 Frogger 902 01:08:50,184 --> 01:08:51,116 Dig Dug 903 01:08:53,120 --> 01:08:54,849 Marble Madness 904 01:08:56,991 --> 01:08:58,151 Centipede 905 01:08:58,893 --> 01:09:01,293 Millipede Tenacious 906 01:09:01,929 --> 01:09:02,623 You got it. 907 01:09:03,731 --> 01:09:06,291 Impossible Impossible 908 01:09:08,135 --> 01:09:10,262 I can`t... 909 01:09:10,505 --> 01:09:12,439 reach... pick. 910 01:09:13,207 --> 01:09:14,765 Surrounded by lasers. 911 01:09:15,142 --> 01:09:16,871 Focus, Jables. 912 01:09:18,246 --> 01:09:20,476 Use all your mental powers. 913 01:09:22,917 --> 01:09:24,646 Wait. There`s a button down here. 914 01:09:26,387 --> 01:09:28,287 I think it might deactivate the lasers. 915 01:09:30,091 --> 01:09:31,422 But I can`t reach it. 916 01:09:31,959 --> 01:09:32,891 The cock. 917 01:09:34,395 --> 01:09:35,760 Use the cock. 918 01:09:48,142 --> 01:09:49,700 Come on, helmet head. 919 01:09:50,044 --> 01:09:51,204 Get it up. 920 01:10:04,191 --> 01:10:05,180 Go! 921 01:10:07,295 --> 01:10:08,853 Come to Papa. 922 01:10:25,813 --> 01:10:27,576 Let`s finish this. 923 01:10:40,461 --> 01:10:41,428 Fuck. 924 01:10:42,029 --> 01:10:44,054 I can`t reach it. I can`t reach it. 925 01:10:44,265 --> 01:10:45,755 Hold on! 926 01:10:49,036 --> 01:10:50,264 That`s it, that`s it. 927 01:10:51,172 --> 01:10:52,434 I got it! I got it! 928 01:11:12,426 --> 01:11:13,518 Halt! 929 01:11:26,774 --> 01:11:29,800 Stop! Police! 930 01:11:39,820 --> 01:11:44,257 Power slide! 931 01:12:02,710 --> 01:12:03,768 Oh, damn! 932 01:12:04,345 --> 01:12:05,642 Why? 933 01:12:06,947 --> 01:12:08,676 -That was awesome. -I know. 934 01:12:08,749 --> 01:12:10,478 I`ve never fired a gun before, it was unbelievable. 935 01:12:11,052 --> 01:12:12,178 Oh, God! Oh! 936 01:12:13,521 --> 01:12:14,579 Hold up! 937 01:12:16,357 --> 01:12:19,190 -We got it! -Yeah. Let`s get the fuck outta here. 938 01:12:23,531 --> 01:12:25,897 Nice work, boys. Now... 939 01:12:26,801 --> 01:12:30,532 toss that pick over here, nice and slow. 940 01:12:30,838 --> 01:12:33,966 Or I will cut you from hole to hole. 941 01:12:34,442 --> 01:12:36,205 Then you might as well kill us, man. 942 01:12:36,610 --> 01:12:39,374 "Cause there is no way in hell we`re givin" you this fuckin" pick. 943 01:12:40,281 --> 01:12:43,011 OK. So be it. 944 01:12:43,818 --> 01:12:45,285 Come over here. 945 01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:47,945 I`m going to fucking stab you. 946 01:12:49,857 --> 01:12:50,824 What? 947 01:12:52,259 --> 01:12:54,022 No. We`re not comin" over there. 948 01:12:54,829 --> 01:12:57,320 Fine. Stay where you are, then. 949 01:12:58,432 --> 01:13:00,093 I`m going to come over there. 950 01:13:01,135 --> 01:13:05,003 I am going to slice out your eyes and your balls. 951 01:13:05,372 --> 01:13:08,899 And then I am going to stick your eyes in your ballsacks... 952 01:13:09,176 --> 01:13:13,112 and then I will take your balls and I will put them in your eyeholes! 953 01:13:13,547 --> 01:13:16,345 -Dude, we could totally outrun him. -Totally, let`s bail. 954 01:13:17,218 --> 01:13:19,448 No, wait! Come back here! 955 01:13:20,855 --> 01:13:22,755 Come back with my pick! 956 01:13:23,390 --> 01:13:24,948 It belongs to me! 957 01:13:26,627 --> 01:13:27,753 Freeze! 958 01:13:29,230 --> 01:13:30,891 Catch me if you can. 959 01:13:38,439 --> 01:13:40,407 Kings! 960 01:13:49,884 --> 01:13:52,375 Fifty miles to Los Angeles. We did it! 961 01:13:53,187 --> 01:13:56,679 I know. I`m surprised no one even chased us. We got away scot-free. 962 01:13:56,891 --> 01:13:59,257 -You fuckin" rule. -No. You fuckin" rule. 963 01:13:59,460 --> 01:14:02,054 Yeah, but I couldn`t have done it without your training. 964 01:14:02,563 --> 01:14:03,427 Dude, let`s see the pick. 965 01:14:04,665 --> 01:14:06,155 -Oh, shit. -Dude, you got it, right? 966 01:14:06,433 --> 01:14:07,525 Yes! 967 01:14:08,369 --> 01:14:11,338 Look at how awesome it is! Now we have the power. 968 01:14:11,539 --> 01:14:13,700 We shall carry on its ancient legacy. 969 01:14:14,141 --> 01:14:17,804 Dude, we are gonna smoke the competition at the open mic night tonight. 970 01:14:17,912 --> 01:14:19,812 -That money is ours! -Totally. 971 01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:25,511 Yeah, I got some fellas with a broken tail light. 972 01:14:27,154 --> 01:14:30,749 Oh, fuck. It`s the cops. Pull over. Pull over. It`s cool. 973 01:14:32,026 --> 01:14:32,617 All right. 974 01:14:32,860 --> 01:14:34,589 Just play it cool. Okay? 975 01:14:34,762 --> 01:14:38,061 They got nothin" on us. Let`s just be mellow, OK? 976 01:14:41,202 --> 01:14:44,501 What`re you doing? No! What the fuck are you doing? 977 01:14:44,738 --> 01:14:46,262 This is Officer Mackenzie, I need backup. 978 01:14:46,340 --> 01:14:48,570 Assailants turning south down Lexington Avenue. 979 01:14:48,776 --> 01:14:51,711 -I`m in pursuit. -Oh, God damn it, Kyle! 980 01:14:51,979 --> 01:14:53,742 Car chase city That`s the name of the game 981 01:14:53,981 --> 01:14:55,915 It was all groovy Now it`s totally lame 982 01:14:56,116 --> 01:14:57,777 KG really fuckin" Blew a synapse 983 01:14:58,018 --> 01:14:59,952 Now we`re fuckin" headed For a total collapse 984 01:15:00,154 --> 01:15:01,917 Car chase city Run away from the fuzz 985 01:15:01,989 --> 01:15:03,854 Thought that we wasn`t But we totally was 986 01:15:04,124 --> 01:15:07,651 Car chase city, now we`re off the map Car chase city, now we`re takin" a crap 987 01:15:07,962 --> 01:15:10,192 Now it`s gettin" hairy, So we`re changin" the key 988 01:15:10,264 --> 01:15:11,754 Never underestimate The power of D 989 01:15:11,999 --> 01:15:13,762 KG fuckin`put his foot On the gas 990 01:15:13,834 --> 01:15:15,927 If I go to prison I hide the pick in my ass 991 01:15:16,203 --> 01:15:19,764 Fuck this shit, it`s gone too far Kage, pull over, let me out of the car 992 01:15:20,007 --> 01:15:23,534 The car is severely damaged. The perpetrators appear to be... 993 01:15:23,611 --> 01:15:26,944 two heavyset males driving a blue Cutlass Supreme. 994 01:15:27,081 --> 01:15:30,983 Car chase city, now we`re takin" the lane KG blew it now we`re goin" insane 995 01:15:31,185 --> 01:15:33,949 Let`s rock, let`s roll, Let me try to fill up your... 996 01:15:34,121 --> 01:15:36,385 Let`s go now to Mark in Skycop... 997 01:15:39,026 --> 01:15:40,186 God damn it! 998 01:15:42,630 --> 01:15:43,528 Yeah? 999 01:15:43,597 --> 01:15:44,586 Hey, you guys! 1000 01:15:45,099 --> 01:15:47,533 -Fuck! -It`s Lee. I`m just checkin" in. 1001 01:15:48,068 --> 01:15:51,037 -Is everything OK? -Yeah, we`re cool. We`re super cool. 1002 01:15:52,740 --> 01:15:54,435 Where are you guys? 1003 01:15:54,708 --> 01:15:57,302 We`re at the drive-in. We`re watching this bitchin" movie. 1004 01:15:57,578 --> 01:15:59,739 It`s Cop Chase 3. Have you seen it? 1005 01:16:05,386 --> 01:16:06,648 No. I haven`t seen that one. 1006 01:16:08,822 --> 01:16:10,016 Sounds scary, though. 1007 01:16:10,291 --> 01:16:14,284 Yeah. It`s really fucking scary. I`m shaking right now, I`m so scared. 1008 01:16:14,595 --> 01:16:18,588 Cool. How was that big power meeting you guys had? 1009 01:16:18,799 --> 01:16:22,030 Awesome. I`ll tell you about it later. You`re makin" us miss the movie. 1010 01:16:25,472 --> 01:16:26,700 I think I lost them! 1011 01:16:31,912 --> 01:16:32,674 God! 1012 01:16:32,913 --> 01:16:33,880 Gas! 1013 01:16:34,848 --> 01:16:35,678 Brakes! 1014 01:16:36,617 --> 01:16:38,642 Spinnin" donuts, Spinnin" donuts, go! 1015 01:16:38,919 --> 01:16:40,113 I can do this. 1016 01:16:40,821 --> 01:16:42,118 Flip, flip! 1017 01:16:42,856 --> 01:16:44,050 Gas! 1018 01:16:44,725 --> 01:16:45,749 Nitro! 1019 01:16:45,993 --> 01:16:46,891 Go! 1020 01:17:05,980 --> 01:17:08,949 We`re gonna need paramedics and fire trucks. These guys are toast. 1021 01:17:16,657 --> 01:17:18,386 Let`s get the fuck outta here. 1022 01:17:18,459 --> 01:17:19,517 Let`s go. 1023 01:17:21,428 --> 01:17:22,725 Uh, which way, which way? 1024 01:17:24,064 --> 01:17:25,122 That way! That way! 1025 01:17:27,935 --> 01:17:29,334 This is it, I think. 1026 01:17:33,407 --> 01:17:34,806 Let" me sneak a peak. 1027 01:17:41,215 --> 01:17:42,273 This is it. 1028 01:17:45,953 --> 01:17:47,079 C`mon. 1029 01:17:48,789 --> 01:17:50,256 Let`s do this. 1030 01:17:54,094 --> 01:17:56,062 Guys, you`re runnin" a little late. There`s one spot left. 1031 01:17:56,130 --> 01:17:57,062 You got any new material? 1032 01:17:57,498 --> 01:17:59,898 What we got`s gonna turn your brain into shit. 1033 01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:02,566 Dust off the stage, open mic, host. 1034 01:18:03,037 --> 01:18:04,265 Step aside. 1035 01:18:04,772 --> 01:18:07,536 OK, big shots. You`re up whenever you`re ready. 1036 01:18:08,375 --> 01:18:10,036 Let`s blister this asshole. 1037 01:18:10,544 --> 01:18:11,533 Jack, wait! 1038 01:18:11,879 --> 01:18:14,006 -You got the pick? -Yeah. Got it right here. Let`s go. 1039 01:18:14,181 --> 01:18:16,581 Maybe I should use it tonight and you use it next time. 1040 01:18:16,784 --> 01:18:18,445 I should use it tonight. I`m the lead singer. 1041 01:18:18,952 --> 01:18:21,250 It`s a guitar pick. I`m lead guitar. 1042 01:18:21,488 --> 01:18:24,787 OK, dude, don`t freak out on me. Let`s just work this out rationally, OK? 1043 01:18:25,192 --> 01:18:27,422 We`ll take turns with it. I`ll use it now, you`ll use it later. 1044 01:18:27,661 --> 01:18:29,185 I`m not freakin" out, you`re freakin" out. 1045 01:18:30,597 --> 01:18:32,724 Now, just let me hold it for one second! 1046 01:18:32,933 --> 01:18:35,026 You`re never gonna use this fuckin" pick. 1047 01:18:41,675 --> 01:18:43,438 You guys, the crowd`s gettin" restless in there. 1048 01:18:43,644 --> 01:18:44,838 What`s goin" on? 1049 01:18:46,480 --> 01:18:47,538 What`s wrong? 1050 01:18:47,614 --> 01:18:48,842 We can`t go on. 1051 01:18:49,783 --> 01:18:51,944 We had the demon`s pick... 1052 01:18:52,186 --> 01:18:56,054 but then we broke it, and now our masterpiece will never happen. 1053 01:18:56,256 --> 01:18:59,623 We can`t pay the rent because we won`t be fueled by Satan. 1054 01:19:00,761 --> 01:19:03,457 Come on, come on. Get up, come on. You`re all right. 1055 01:19:05,666 --> 01:19:06,758 You guys... 1056 01:19:07,468 --> 01:19:11,097 having some satanic guitar pick isn`t gonna make your rock any better... 1057 01:19:11,538 --> 01:19:15,736 because Satan`s not in a guitar pick, he`s inside all of us. 1058 01:19:16,276 --> 01:19:18,744 He`s in here. In your hearts. 1059 01:19:19,780 --> 01:19:23,216 He`s what makes us not want to go to work, exercise... 1060 01:19:23,750 --> 01:19:25,274 or tell the truth. 1061 01:19:25,886 --> 01:19:28,116 He`s what makes us want to party... 1062 01:19:28,322 --> 01:19:29,983 and have sex with each other all night long. 1063 01:19:31,792 --> 01:19:36,388 He`s that little voice in your mind that says, "Fuck you" to the people you hate. 1064 01:19:37,331 --> 01:19:42,166 Now, you can stay out here and fight on the ground, and cry like babies. 1065 01:19:42,970 --> 01:19:46,667 Or you can go in there like friends... 1066 01:19:47,207 --> 01:19:48,606 and rock. 1067 01:19:49,643 --> 01:19:51,167 So, what`s it gonna be? 1068 01:19:53,747 --> 01:19:57,012 Let`s go in there and show "em what Tenacious D is all about. 1069 01:19:57,718 --> 01:20:01,279 Yeah. I already got a guitar pick anyways. 1070 01:20:42,362 --> 01:20:46,059 C`mon. Dude, we can still use the pick. You use one half, I`ll use the other. 1071 01:20:46,133 --> 01:20:48,328 There`s still some juice in there, probably. You know what I mean? 1072 01:20:48,435 --> 01:20:49,800 Where is that...? 1073 01:21:00,547 --> 01:21:03,744 I am complete 1074 01:21:04,184 --> 01:21:07,847 Fuck! 1075 01:21:08,121 --> 01:21:09,520 Yes, you are fucked 1076 01:21:09,723 --> 01:21:11,247 Shit out of luck 1077 01:21:11,325 --> 01:21:14,419 Now I`m complete And my cock you will suck 1078 01:21:14,861 --> 01:21:18,353 This world will be mine And you`re first in line 1079 01:21:18,665 --> 01:21:22,260 You brought me the pick And now you shall both die 1080 01:21:22,502 --> 01:21:25,938 Wait, wait 1081 01:21:26,139 --> 01:21:29,404 Wait, you motherfucker 1082 01:21:30,210 --> 01:21:35,238 We challenge you To a rock-off 1083 01:21:37,584 --> 01:21:42,214 Give us one chance To rock your socks off 1084 01:21:44,157 --> 01:21:45,385 Fuck! 1085 01:21:46,059 --> 01:21:47,219 Fuck! 1086 01:21:47,961 --> 01:21:49,451 Fuck! 1087 01:21:49,796 --> 01:21:52,959 The demon code prevents me 1088 01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:56,966 From declining A rock-off challenge 1089 01:21:57,237 --> 01:22:00,331 What are your terms? 1090 01:22:00,607 --> 01:22:03,167 What`s the catch? 1091 01:22:05,178 --> 01:22:07,373 If we win 1092 01:22:07,681 --> 01:22:13,017 you must take your sorry ass Back to hell 1093 01:22:14,688 --> 01:22:21,719 And also you will have To pay our rent 1094 01:22:24,164 --> 01:22:26,632 And what if I win? 1095 01:22:29,036 --> 01:22:32,494 Then you can take Kage Back to Hell 1096 01:22:34,074 --> 01:22:35,234 What? 1097 01:22:35,309 --> 01:22:37,869 Trust me, Kage. It`s the only way. 1098 01:22:38,111 --> 01:22:39,339 What are you talking about? 1099 01:22:39,613 --> 01:22:43,049 To be your little bitch 1100 01:22:43,317 --> 01:22:44,579 Fine! 1101 01:22:44,851 --> 01:22:47,411 Let the rock-off begin! 1102 01:22:55,395 --> 01:22:59,126 I`m the Devil I love metal 1103 01:23:02,703 --> 01:23:06,264 Check this riff It`s fucking tasty 1104 01:23:10,310 --> 01:23:13,541 I`m the Devil I can do what I want 1105 01:23:13,947 --> 01:23:16,882 Whatever I`ve got I`m gonna flaunt 1106 01:23:17,484 --> 01:23:21,648 There`s never been a rock-off That I`ve ever lost 1107 01:23:24,891 --> 01:23:28,019 I can`t wait To take Kage back to hell 1108 01:23:28,528 --> 01:23:31,656 I`m gonna fill him With my hot demon`s gel 1109 01:23:32,165 --> 01:23:35,794 I`ll make you squeal Like the Scarlet Pimpernel 1110 01:23:39,206 --> 01:23:40,639 No! 1111 01:23:43,543 --> 01:23:48,207 Come on, Kage! Let`s fight his music with our music. 1112 01:23:48,915 --> 01:23:51,577 There`s just no way That we can win 1113 01:23:51,818 --> 01:23:53,809 That was a masterpiece 1114 01:23:54,020 --> 01:23:55,715 -Listen to me. -He rocks too hard 1115 01:23:55,789 --> 01:23:58,314 Because he`s not a mortal man 1116 01:23:58,492 --> 01:23:59,618 God damn it, Kage. 1117 01:24:00,127 --> 01:24:04,791 He gonna make you his sex slave You gonna gargle mayonnaise 1118 01:24:05,699 --> 01:24:09,396 Unless we bust A massive monster mamojam 1119 01:24:10,137 --> 01:24:13,163 Dude, we`ve been Through so much shit 1120 01:24:13,740 --> 01:24:16,140 Deactivated lasers With my dick 1121 01:24:16,710 --> 01:24:20,373 Now it`s time To blow this fucker down 1122 01:24:22,215 --> 01:24:25,048 Come on, Kage Now it`s time to blow doors down 1123 01:24:25,318 --> 01:24:28,219 I hear ya, Jables, Now it`s time to blow doors down 1124 01:24:28,455 --> 01:24:31,356 Light up the stage "Cause it`s time for a showdown 1125 01:24:31,591 --> 01:24:34,082 We`ll bend you over Then we`ll take ya to brown town 1126 01:24:34,428 --> 01:24:37,829 Now we`ve got to blow This fucker down 1127 01:24:37,898 --> 01:24:40,628 He`s gonna rape me If we do not blow doors down 1128 01:24:40,867 --> 01:24:43,995 C`mon, Kage "Cause it`s time to blow doors down 1129 01:24:44,070 --> 01:24:46,095 We`ll pile-drive ya It`s time for the smack down 1130 01:24:46,173 --> 01:24:48,869 Hey, Antichrist Beelzeboss 1131 01:24:49,376 --> 01:24:52,311 We know your weakness Our rock it sauce 1132 01:24:52,546 --> 01:24:55,310 We rock the Casbah And blow your mind 1133 01:24:55,582 --> 01:24:58,415 We will defeat you For all mankind 1134 01:24:58,685 --> 01:25:01,586 You hold the scepter We hold the key 1135 01:25:01,855 --> 01:25:04,722 You are the Devil We are the D 1136 01:25:05,091 --> 01:25:07,889 We are the D, we are the D We are the D, we are the D 1137 01:25:08,128 --> 01:25:10,858 We are the D, we are the D, We are the D, we are the D 1138 01:25:20,907 --> 01:25:24,638 You guys are fuckin" lame! C`mon, Kage, you`re comin" with me. 1139 01:25:25,812 --> 01:25:28,212 Taste my lightning, fucker. 1140 01:25:28,548 --> 01:25:30,379 No! 1141 01:25:31,718 --> 01:25:32,946 Fuck! 1142 01:25:33,019 --> 01:25:34,452 My fuckin" horn! 1143 01:25:35,355 --> 01:25:36,287 Oh, no! 1144 01:25:36,356 --> 01:25:38,824 From where you came You shall remain 1145 01:25:39,092 --> 01:25:41,526 Until you are complete again! 1146 01:25:42,128 --> 01:25:45,097 No! 1147 01:25:54,674 --> 01:25:55,766 Fuck you, Kage! 1148 01:25:56,643 --> 01:25:58,008 And fuck you, Jables. 1149 01:25:59,446 --> 01:26:03,780 I`ll get you, Tenacious D! 1150 01:26:28,108 --> 01:26:31,009 We did it, dude. We beat the Devil. 1151 01:26:32,112 --> 01:26:33,477 With our rock. 1152 01:26:34,714 --> 01:26:35,772 So good. 1153 01:26:37,417 --> 01:26:40,011 Man, that was a monster jam that we played. 1154 01:26:41,221 --> 01:26:44,088 It was like, the greatest song in the world. 1155 01:26:44,157 --> 01:26:45,249 It was, wasn`t it? 1156 01:26:45,725 --> 01:26:46,987 How did it go? 1157 01:26:51,097 --> 01:26:53,156 -I can`t remember. -Fuck. I can`t either. 1158 01:26:53,333 --> 01:26:56,359 You know what? Let`s just lay down a fresh, tasty jam. 1159 01:26:56,570 --> 01:26:58,128 Good idea, Rage Kage. 1160 01:26:58,872 --> 01:27:00,703 Bust out the BOD. 1161 01:27:01,241 --> 01:27:03,266 -What? -The Bong of Destiny. 1162 01:27:03,710 --> 01:27:04,938 Good call. 1163 01:27:10,884 --> 01:27:12,249 Take it to the head, bitch. 1164 01:27:14,421 --> 01:27:15,786 Draws like a pencil. 1165 01:27:17,857 --> 01:27:19,085 Press record. 1166 01:27:25,999 --> 01:27:27,296 Now let`s rock it. 1167 01:27:28,735 --> 01:27:29,793 One, two, three. 1168 01:27:30,036 --> 01:27:33,938 "Cause it`s the Pick of Destiny Child 1169 01:27:34,007 --> 01:27:37,306 You know we will be rockin" "Cause it`s fuckin" insane 1170 01:27:37,377 --> 01:27:41,370 It`s just the Pick of Destiny Child 1171 01:27:41,448 --> 01:27:45,475 More precious than a diamond On a platinum chain 1172 01:27:45,719 --> 01:27:48,813 In Venice Beach There was a man named Kage 1173 01:27:49,389 --> 01:27:52,552 When he was buskin" He was all the rage 1174 01:27:52,993 --> 01:27:56,156 He met Jables And he taught him well 1175 01:27:56,663 --> 01:27:59,791 All the techniques That were developed in Hell 1176 01:28:00,667 --> 01:28:03,966 Cock push-ups And the power slide 1177 01:28:04,204 --> 01:28:07,401 Gig simulation Now there`s nowhere to hide 1178 01:28:07,807 --> 01:28:11,265 They formed a band They named Tenacious D 1179 01:28:11,511 --> 01:28:14,344 And then they got The Pick of Destiny 1180 01:28:14,414 --> 01:28:18,441 "Cause it`s the Pick of Destiny Child 1181 01:28:18,518 --> 01:28:21,817 You know we will be rockin" "Cause it`s fuckin" insane 1182 01:28:21,888 --> 01:28:25,790 It`s just the Pick of Destiny Child 1183 01:28:25,859 --> 01:28:29,590 Our tasty grooves are better Than a chicken chow mein 1184 01:28:29,663 --> 01:28:33,224 "Cause he who is sleazy Is easy to pleasey 1185 01:28:33,433 --> 01:28:36,869 And she who is juicy Must be loosey-goosey 1186 01:28:36,970 --> 01:28:40,064 And he who is groovy Will be in my movie 1187 01:28:40,140 --> 01:28:41,573 So come on 1188 01:28:44,277 --> 01:28:47,974 The wizard and the demon Had a battle royal 1189 01:28:48,048 --> 01:28:51,643 The demon almost killed him With an evil kapow 1190 01:28:51,718 --> 01:28:54,983 But then it broke his tooth And thus the demon said, "Ow!" 1191 01:28:55,055 --> 01:28:58,991 "Cause it`s the Pick of Destiny Child 1192 01:28:59,059 --> 01:29:02,426 You know we will be rockin" "cause it`s fuckin" insane 1193 01:29:02,495 --> 01:29:06,454 It`s just the Pick of Destiny Child 1194 01:29:06,533 --> 01:29:10,203 You know our movie`s better Than Citizen Kane 1195 01:29:10,203 --> 01:29:13,900 "Cause he who`s a geezer Must live in my freezer 1196 01:29:13,973 --> 01:29:17,602 And she who is snarky Is full of malarkey 1197 01:29:17,677 --> 01:29:20,646 And he who is groovy Must be in my movie 1198 01:29:20,714 --> 01:29:23,274 So come on! 1199 01:29:36,062 --> 01:29:39,725 Oh, "cause if you`re a diva Then go to Geneva 1200 01:29:39,799 --> 01:29:43,428 And if you`re a crony Then suck on my boney 1201 01:29:43,503 --> 01:29:46,939 And if you are groovy Then get in my movie 1202 01:29:47,006 --> 01:29:50,169 It`s called the Pick of Destiny 1203 01:29:50,844 --> 01:29:55,304 The Pick of Destiny 1204 01:33:00,633 --> 01:33:01,600 All right, man. 1205 01:33:02,502 --> 01:33:03,594 This is it. 1206 01:33:03,937 --> 01:33:07,532 Don`t make a sound unless it`s a masterpiece. 1207 01:33:07,840 --> 01:33:09,603 Not a fuckin" sound. 1208 01:33:12,412 --> 01:33:15,279 Wait. How will I know if it`s a masterpiece? 1209 01:33:16,816 --> 01:33:20,274 You`ll feel it. And if you feel it, just fuckin" lay it on me. 1210 01:33:53,653 --> 01:33:54,642 Thought I felt somethin". 1211 01:33:57,557 --> 01:33:59,149 Let`s hear that back. 94213