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(FAINT, INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (CHUCKLES)
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But enough about my past,
I want to hear about yours.
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Who was the first guy
that you were in love with?
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Okay. (CHUCKLES) His
name was Billy Blum.
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Was he gorgeous?
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- So gorgeous. Oh, my God, I was so obsessed...
- Yeah.
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- ... with him.
- Sure.
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Mm. All we ever did was kiss.
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We tried to keep it a secret,
but then we came into school one day,
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- both of us had poison ivy.
- 'Cause you were rolling around
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- in the ivy with Blum?
- Yeah, yeah.
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- You dog. The back 40?
- In the back 40.
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- (LAUGHS) Yeah.
- What is that, a Canadian phrase?
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- I like that.
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That was real love.
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- What about you?
- Mm.
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- Eighth grade.
- Mm.
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- Bus stop.
- Mm.
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Brittany Parker shows up.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Rocks the foundation
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- of my soul.
- (LAUGHS)
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That's first loves for you, huh?
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Yeah. I mean...
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- Mm?
- I was
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beginning to think
that that type of love
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only existed when you were a kid.
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(WHISPERS): Are we crazy?
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I don't know, but...
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I would be crazy one million times over
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if it meant being crazy with you.
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- DIRECTOR: And cut.
- (BUZZER SOUNDS)
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- That was such a good take.
- Yeah.
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- I fucking felt that one.
- Me, too.
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Hey, was that good for camera?
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- DIRECTOR: Yeah, good.
- DAVE: Okay, cool.
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- Uh...
- Whew.
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I feel, like, really well covered
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- with this outro scene.
- RACHEL: Thank you.
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What I would love... I
know you have a hard out,
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but before you go, is there any
way we could get, like, one more
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- crack at the verse?
- Fuck yeah.
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- Let's do it.
- Okay. Great. All right,
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we're gonna do the verse
and the hook one more time.
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Reset, everyone. Back to one.
Let's change and get to it.
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- DIRECTOR: Yeah, that's great. Let's do it.
- Okay, get Brad back to his one, please.
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DIRECTOR: All right, and hit it, Peter.
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? I just want to take you to a ball ?
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? Have a ball, girl,
valet will call me ?
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? Mr. McAdams ?
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? Rachel, they gonna call me ?
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? Mr. McAdams ?
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? I take your name, girl, facts ?
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? It's insanely farfetched,
I ain't playing ?
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? Why you think I been rapping? ?
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? To be Mr. McAdams ?
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? Say yes, are you a
blonde or brunette? ?
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? You pull 'em both off
like socks in a bed ?
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? Notebook even had
a little bit of red ?
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? I don't know why I'm
telling you about your hair ?
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? You would know best, you
was there, it's your hair ?
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? Girl, I confess that I suck dick ?
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? Not suck dick, like give head ?
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? I'm just bad at doing this shit ?
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? Girl, just let me prove that I'm him ?
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? Heard you're five-foot-four ?
? I bet you didn't even know that's ?
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? My ideal height, I'm six foot ?
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? Eh, five eleven, I'm five ten ?
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? Friends say I'm funny,
and I got fans, too ?
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? So I can relate to
this being off-putting ?
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? But I just know you'd
like what I could give ?
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? Imagine guac without no chips ?
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? Imagine me up at your door ?
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? Out of nowhere, what would you say? ?
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? What would we do? Probably be weird ?
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? Too much build-up, too much presh ?
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? Or maybe we would fuck like rabbits ?
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? Maybe I'm your Brad
Pitt, fuck Brad Pitt ?
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? Don't think about
him, I'm Mr. McAdams ?
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? Rachel, they gonna call me ?
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? Mr. McAdams ?
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? I take your name, girl, facts ?
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? It's insanely farfetched,
I ain't playing ?
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? Why you think I been rapping? ?
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? To be Mr. McAdams ?
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? Say yes. ?
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Wow.
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- Woo! Yes!
- Fuck yeah.
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- (GRUNTS)
- Love it.
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Hey, is this creepy
and, like, stalker-y
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in a weird way, or is this cool?
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Well, it's supposed to
be a little bit, right?
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- Yeah, it's, like, funny.
- RACHEL: Yeah, yeah.
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Shit, sorry, my shoe was
squeaking on that one.
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Did I fuck up sound?
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Oh, we're not even getting
sound. It's a music video.
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(LAUGHS) Right. Right.
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He's not used to the format.
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- No, it's okay.
- BRAD: Great. Well,
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that's all you want? That's
it? That's just the...
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- And we're...?
- Yeah.
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I think it's kind of
cooler to not overuse you.
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- Great.
- Yeah.
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- Easiest day I've ever had.
- Yeah
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- That's smart. Uh-huh?
- Hey.
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- Thank you for coming.
- Uh, we could still...
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BRAD: Tell me, are you
gonna call Newt or what?
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Oh, my God, stop harassing me about it.
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- I will, I will. I just...
- You...
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I just call him and ask him like that?
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No, no, no, no, no. He only
responds to grocery terms,
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so if you want one, say "carrot."
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If you want a bunch, say "bananas."
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- Bananas?
- Newt?
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- RACHEL: Oh...
- DAVE: What're we talking about?
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You are a fucking liar.
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- I am so fucking with you.
- (LAUGHS)
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- Fucker. Ugh.
- Come here.
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Just tell him what you
want. It's all good.
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Really. Seriously. Trust me. All right?
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- Okay. All right.
- I'm so happy to see you, really.
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- Okay. I miss you.
- Be well.
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- All right. Thanks. Thanks, everyone.
- Okay, you, too.
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- Yeah, you be great now.
- BRAD: Thanks, all.
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- Okay, it's time.
- Very strong bodied.
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- So... (SIGHS)
- Yeah.
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Guess that's it, huh?
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- Okay.
- But...
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I haven't had that much
fun on set in literal years.
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You're... Thank you
for getting Brad Pitt
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to be in my fucking video.
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- Oh.
- And for being here with me and
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thank you for making
my dreams come true.
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Oh, my God, stop.
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I would do anything for you...
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... Mr. McAdams.
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Mm.
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And let me know how it goes with Robyn.
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- I know breakups are tough, so call me...
- Yeah.
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- ... if you need me.
- Okay.
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- I got you.
- Tell your family I say hi.
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- RACHEL: I will. (LAUGHS)
- Uncle Dingo says hi.
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- RACHEL: Bye.
- Bye.
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? ?
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- Synced and corrected by naFraC -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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And on the seventh day,
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God made Brad Pitt.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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Thank you so much for being here, man.
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- You killed it.
- Yeah?
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- Yeah, that syncopated rap shit.
- Aw.
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I wish I could do what you do.
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Oh, please, I'm sure you
could do anything you want.
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Oh, hardly. (LAUGHS)
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- No, I bet you could do it all.
- No. Well, I'll tell you,
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I have been toying with the idea
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of getting into the space.
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- Oh, cool. Like...
- Yeah.
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Like outer space travel?
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- Bezos?
- The musical space.
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- Ah.
- Rhythm, beats.
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Well, hey, I have a whole setup at
my house. You are welcome anytime.
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- I got an iso booth, mic. Yeah, whatever you want.
- Really? Really?
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- Come by.
- What's your address?
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It's, uh...
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4-5... Do you want to pull
your phone out to write it down?
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I'm good.
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Oh.
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It's 4578 Hambeld Street, 91991.
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I have to do the jingle
'cause I just moved in.
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- Hey, what kind of windows do you have?
- Uh...
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You can see... They're
clear. Is your concern, uh,
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paparazzi looking in and
thinking that we're fucking?
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- (LAUGHS) Actually...
- I have so much ficus if that's your concern.
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- Not my concern. Not at all.
- Okay.
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- (GIGGLES)
- I'm getting my windows switched out.
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I've just become a total window-head.
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It's a really cool neighborhood.
Kegel Michael Key lives...
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- (PHONE CHIMES)
- Oh, driver's here.
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All right, I got to go. I enjoyed that.
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- What a man.
- Dave?
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- Yeah?
- I can take you to your trailer now.
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- Lead the way.
- Cool.
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Wow, this is crazy.
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- Congratulations.
- Oh.
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- Brad Pitt, Rachel McAdams.
- Yeah.
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Totally, like, I really grew
up idolizing these people,
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so to have this day, so full circle.
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- It's awesome.
- Yeah.
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Oh, speaking of full circle,
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can't believe we're working
together. That's wild.
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What do you mean by that?
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Have we met?
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Yeah, in Lubbock, Texas.
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I went to your show. I gave
you a bust of your head.
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Oh, yeah! What're you doing out here?
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Well, I'm a P. A.
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I wanted to break into the industry,
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and you told me anything
was possible, so...
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- Fuck yeah. Good shit.
- Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
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- It is possible, huh? No what ifs, right?
- Yeah, beautiful shit.
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- No what ifs, that's right.
- That's cool.
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- (CHUCKLES)
- So, today must be, like,
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as surreal for you as it is for me, huh?
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- Oh, absolutely.
- Hey.
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- I got it from here. Thank you.
- Oh.
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Hey, this is the hard drive from Emma
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with all the raw footage
from the documentary.
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I don't even know what she shot
at this point. I just want to,
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- like, wrap my head around the footage that...
- Don't worry about it.
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I want to talk to you
about schedule next week.
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Load me up, brother. I am ready.
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You've been going
super hard, Dave, okay?
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And I know it's a good distraction
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- from Robyn, but I think maybe, like...
- Oh.
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This has nothing to do with Robyn.
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These are opportunities I've
waited my whole life for, so...
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She went back to Wisconsin.
She thinks I'm a monster
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who's not looking for love.
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She doesn't have the right idea
about me, so there's nothing
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- to even process, you know?
- Okay.
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Dude, I've been in the same
position a thousand fucking times.
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Like, trust me, I understand,
but for this situation,
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you know, it's not that crazy. It's not.
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Is that Drake's guy?
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- Shh.
- ELZ: Who else gets you shit like this, you know?
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My guy. I'll talk to
you later, cutie pie.
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All right, peace.
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What'd he say?
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Um...
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He's not comfortable
with making the ask.
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Not comfortable making the ask?
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It's a big ask.
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It's not a big ask
at all. He asks Drake,
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"Hey, Drake, do you want to
do a session with Lil Dicky?"
237
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Then Drake decides. It's the easy...
It's, like, a sentence-long ask.
238
00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:14,509
He's just, like, yo,
you're in your lane.
239
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- He's in his lane.
- (TOILET FLUSHES)
240
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He pretty much just said that Drake
241
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will never do a song with Lil Dicky.
242
00:08:18,980 --> 00:08:21,151
Okay, who the fuck is this guy?
243
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I don't understand.
Like, it's not his job
244
00:08:22,743 --> 00:08:23,948
to, like, have an opinion.
245
00:08:23,959 --> 00:08:27,109
Bro, you want to get in with
that fool, just hit him up direct.
246
00:08:27,678 --> 00:08:29,088
I hit him direct.
247
00:08:29,099 --> 00:08:31,862
I DM'ed him last week,
and he didn't respond.
248
00:08:32,126 --> 00:08:35,254
Well, I mean, he could've missed it.
I miss DMs all the time.
249
00:08:35,539 --> 00:08:37,357
- It said "read."
- Ooh...
250
00:08:37,368 --> 00:08:38,435
- Well...
- DAVE: It said "read,"
251
00:08:38,446 --> 00:08:40,474
but he could've been, like,
drunk and getting, like, head,
252
00:08:40,485 --> 00:08:42,296
or I don't know, but it said "read."
253
00:08:42,307 --> 00:08:43,721
What'd you say?
254
00:08:44,234 --> 00:08:45,615
All I said was "Hey, man."
255
00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,196
- Ugh. Why?
- (GATA LAUGHS)
256
00:08:47,207 --> 00:08:48,407
DAVE: I kept it so neutral.
257
00:08:48,418 --> 00:08:49,926
"Hey, man" is, like, the easiest, like,
258
00:08:49,937 --> 00:08:51,862
thing to respond to. Just write
like, "Hello. Hi." Like, it's...
259
00:08:51,873 --> 00:08:53,744
I don't know. I had a whole
longer thing written out.
260
00:08:53,755 --> 00:08:55,569
I chose not to send it 'cause
I didn't want to weird him out.
261
00:08:55,580 --> 00:08:56,793
Soon as you say, "Hey, man," it just
262
00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:58,356
sound like you about
to ask for something.
263
00:08:58,367 --> 00:09:00,071
It's just so like, "Hey, man."
264
00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:02,287
I knew I should've waited
until he was back in Toronto.
265
00:09:02,312 --> 00:09:04,149
- He's always traveling.
- (WHISPERS): Hey, man.
266
00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:06,596
The most annoying part
of this entire thing is,
267
00:09:06,607 --> 00:09:08,911
I know for a fact, if
I hung out with Drake,
268
00:09:08,922 --> 00:09:10,407
he would absolutely love me.
269
00:09:10,418 --> 00:09:11,661
No doubt in my mind,
270
00:09:11,672 --> 00:09:14,010
whatsoever. I've known this,
like, ever since I've seen
271
00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:16,360
that half-Black, half-Jewish man,
272
00:09:16,371 --> 00:09:20,008
that we were destined to be,
like, a unit of, like, power and fun.
273
00:09:20,019 --> 00:09:21,982
- MIKE: Oh, yeah.
- DAVE: But it's all being blocked by this,
274
00:09:21,993 --> 00:09:24,598
like, gatekeeper who I'm
supposed to care about.
275
00:09:24,609 --> 00:09:26,513
It's, like, how do I still have, like,
276
00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:27,927
non-believers at this point?
277
00:09:27,938 --> 00:09:29,531
What more do I need to achieve?
278
00:09:29,542 --> 00:09:31,752
Bruh, stop worrying about
Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake.
279
00:09:31,763 --> 00:09:33,363
Nigga, you poppin' right now, dawg.
280
00:09:33,374 --> 00:09:35,177
You working with movie stars. Brad Pitt,
281
00:09:35,188 --> 00:09:37,440
Rachel McDonald. Even
me. I'm poppin', too.
282
00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:38,486
Mike, let me tell this nigga.
283
00:09:38,497 --> 00:09:40,266
No, Gata, it's an NDA.
284
00:09:40,277 --> 00:09:41,722
- Can't say anything.
- What's he talking about?
285
00:09:41,733 --> 00:09:42,940
They're making me the
star of Nut Haus, bro.
286
00:09:42,951 --> 00:09:45,043
They're retooling around me.
They bringing more bitches,
287
00:09:45,054 --> 00:09:47,747
extending the shoot, and I
got a ball player contract.
288
00:09:47,758 --> 00:09:49,578
Like, one of them niggas
coming off the bench, bro.
289
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,251
I'm about to go crazy at the mall.
Like, shut that shit down, dawg.
290
00:09:52,262 --> 00:09:53,865
Like, what you need? I got you, bro.
291
00:09:53,876 --> 00:09:55,046
Like a iced-out Star of David.
292
00:09:55,057 --> 00:09:57,267
I don't want anything,
but I think they're, like,
293
00:09:57,278 --> 00:09:59,465
milking your shit in
the wrong way, Gata,
294
00:09:59,476 --> 00:10:01,357
and I don't think you
should be the face of Nut...
295
00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:02,678
I mean, are you okay with this?
296
00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:05,329
Yeah, he's a grown man.
He can choose what he wants.
297
00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:06,673
And I choose the bag.
298
00:10:06,684 --> 00:10:08,028
The whole squad is winning, bro.
299
00:10:08,039 --> 00:10:10,104
Fuck it, let me win. This nigga winning.
300
00:10:10,115 --> 00:10:11,956
He in love. This nigga Elz is...
301
00:10:12,017 --> 00:10:14,055
doing his thing, dude. Like...
302
00:10:14,245 --> 00:10:16,517
And I'm so glad you gandered up
and faked your death, too, nigga.
303
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,177
- That was cold.
- Shh, shh, shh, shh.
304
00:10:18,188 --> 00:10:21,152
Don't call it that. Why do
you still say it that way?
305
00:10:21,163 --> 00:10:23,535
- MIKE: God, Gata.
- Let's just go get a smoothie.
306
00:10:23,550 --> 00:10:26,012
This place reminds me
of the fucking tour bus.
307
00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:31,099
DAVE: ? How did I get all of this? ?
308
00:10:31,826 --> 00:10:33,998
? Yet still end up like this ?
309
00:10:35,154 --> 00:10:37,225
? All alone, what'd I miss? ?
310
00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:41,177
? So many dates, even
dating got dated ?
311
00:10:41,326 --> 00:10:43,764
? I let her go too soon ?
312
00:10:44,813 --> 00:10:47,319
? I was scared of you ?
313
00:10:47,751 --> 00:10:49,555
? And now I'm just sad at you ?
314
00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,303
? All of these stones that I turned ?
315
00:10:51,314 --> 00:10:53,785
? I forgot who my rock was ?
316
00:10:55,112 --> 00:10:56,576
? Batman and Robyn ?
317
00:10:56,587 --> 00:11:00,361
? It's comical how I'll
keep running from problems ?
318
00:11:00,538 --> 00:11:02,607
? I don't act my age at all ?
319
00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:04,368
? I don't change at all ?
320
00:11:04,379 --> 00:11:06,383
? But I'm great, ask 'em all ?
321
00:11:07,298 --> 00:11:09,736
? I need somebody right now ?
322
00:11:10,411 --> 00:11:13,089
? But I don't think
she'll hear me out ?
323
00:11:13,564 --> 00:11:16,771
? And my time is running out ?
324
00:11:17,705 --> 00:11:19,941
? I met a girl ?
325
00:11:20,965 --> 00:11:22,702
? Thank God ?
326
00:11:24,199 --> 00:11:26,236
? I met a girl ?
327
00:11:27,377 --> 00:11:29,381
? Oh, my ?
328
00:11:30,604 --> 00:11:33,176
? She makes me feel alive ?
329
00:11:33,892 --> 00:11:36,163
? She makes me need a life ?
330
00:11:37,137 --> 00:11:39,212
? I met a girl ?
331
00:11:40,411 --> 00:11:42,305
? Thank God. ?
332
00:11:52,304 --> 00:11:54,650
_
333
00:11:56,388 --> 00:11:58,592
(DOORBELL RINGS)
334
00:12:03,193 --> 00:12:04,302
Hello?
335
00:12:04,312 --> 00:12:06,347
Hi. You left this.
336
00:12:06,581 --> 00:12:08,533
Your hard drive. In your trailer.
337
00:12:08,544 --> 00:12:09,857
Oh, shit.
338
00:12:09,868 --> 00:12:11,862
All right, hold on, I'll buzz you in.
339
00:12:11,873 --> 00:12:14,245
(GATE BUZZES)
340
00:12:17,741 --> 00:12:19,227
- Hi.
- Yeah, you left it
341
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,753
- on your couch.
- I'm an idiot.
342
00:12:20,764 --> 00:12:23,307
Thank you so much. I was
probably so preoccupied.
343
00:12:23,318 --> 00:12:24,487
Oh, it's all good.
344
00:12:24,498 --> 00:12:25,526
- You're the best.
- (BELLA CHUCKLES)
345
00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:28,774
- Have a great night, okay?
- Actually, uh,
346
00:12:28,785 --> 00:12:30,172
can I use your bathroom?
347
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,452
I just have to drive all the way home
348
00:12:31,463 --> 00:12:33,733
to Rancho Cucamonga, and I don't want
349
00:12:33,744 --> 00:12:35,061
to piss myself, so...
350
00:12:35,072 --> 00:12:37,171
Oh. I don't want that
either, come on in.
351
00:12:37,182 --> 00:12:38,284
- Cool.
- Yeah.
352
00:12:38,506 --> 00:12:40,295
What did you say that
your name was again?
353
00:12:40,306 --> 00:12:42,295
- It's Bella. No "B."
- I'm sorry.
354
00:12:43,124 --> 00:12:44,313
No "B"?
355
00:12:45,237 --> 00:12:46,337
- How...
- I'm just kidding.
356
00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:48,257
(LAUGHS) Oh.
357
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,193
- Um...
- Uh, the bathroom is, like, right up here
358
00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:52,477
- to the left.
- Oh, cool. Cool house, by the way.
359
00:12:52,488 --> 00:12:54,220
Thank you. Yeah, it's
a nice neighborhood.
360
00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:56,888
Lin-Manuel Manual lives around...
361
00:13:21,391 --> 00:13:24,364
It's my name. It's "#RIPLilDicky"
that's trending, not them.
362
00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:26,902
- I'm gonna have to deal with all the fallout.
- MIKE: It's already trending, Dave. Let's just...
363
00:13:26,913 --> 00:13:28,109
- What's the difference between doing that...
- She filmed this?
364
00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,590
right now or...
365
00:13:29,635 --> 00:13:32,034
DAVE: Man, you're playing
with fire here doing this.
366
00:13:32,092 --> 00:13:33,426
MIKE: Why? We didn't do anything.
367
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:34,839
Thanks for that.
368
00:13:35,921 --> 00:13:37,157
Uh...
369
00:13:37,866 --> 00:13:40,939
Oh, shit. Did you see it?
370
00:13:42,032 --> 00:13:43,504
See what?
371
00:13:44,097 --> 00:13:46,219
My short film? I put
it on your hard drive.
372
00:13:47,724 --> 00:13:49,528
Did you go on my hard drive?
373
00:13:49,889 --> 00:13:52,694
Well, yeah. How else were you
supposed to see my short film?
374
00:13:52,705 --> 00:13:53,716
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
375
00:13:53,923 --> 00:13:56,962
Yeah, but did you, like,
go through my shit, or...
376
00:13:57,605 --> 00:13:59,609
This is going to sound crazy...
377
00:13:59,861 --> 00:14:01,231
(LAUGHS)
378
00:14:01,345 --> 00:14:05,338
but I'm pretty special.
379
00:14:08,446 --> 00:14:09,617
Okay.
380
00:14:10,471 --> 00:14:12,278
What do you mean by that?
381
00:14:12,346 --> 00:14:14,317
I'm the female you.
382
00:14:15,986 --> 00:14:18,040
- Oh.
- I'm a full-blown superstar
383
00:14:18,051 --> 00:14:20,403
right here in your presence.
384
00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:21,919
Cool.
385
00:14:22,006 --> 00:14:23,610
And I know, like, you have
386
00:14:23,621 --> 00:14:26,093
this insane self-belief too,
387
00:14:26,104 --> 00:14:27,367
and that's how you got here.
388
00:14:27,378 --> 00:14:28,780
Yes. Okay, yes.
389
00:14:28,791 --> 00:14:31,462
So, I just... I couldn't let
this opportunity pass me by.
390
00:14:31,473 --> 00:14:32,530
No, I get that.
391
00:14:32,541 --> 00:14:35,238
I respect that mentality.
You got to hustle, so...
392
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:38,321
Yeah. I went to Kent State, so...
393
00:14:38,937 --> 00:14:40,816
Golden Eagles. Ka-kaw.
394
00:14:41,093 --> 00:14:42,329
I was a slut there, though.
395
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,674
Hey, how about I give you my email.
396
00:14:44,685 --> 00:14:46,350
- Yeah.
- And then you can correspond with me
397
00:14:46,361 --> 00:14:48,783
whenever you want, and you'll
have access to my thoughts,
398
00:14:48,794 --> 00:14:50,369
and we can go back and forth and...
399
00:14:50,380 --> 00:14:53,091
Yeah, but you could, like,
not answer my email, though.
400
00:14:53,746 --> 00:14:55,421
Well, I'm telling you that I'll respond.
401
00:14:55,432 --> 00:14:58,008
I'm sorry. I know, with
the right opportunity
402
00:14:58,019 --> 00:14:59,935
to get to know the real
me, that you would know
403
00:14:59,946 --> 00:15:01,783
that we're on the same level.
404
00:15:02,695 --> 00:15:05,467
You know? And you would
never forget me ever again.
405
00:15:06,769 --> 00:15:07,796
Yeah.
406
00:15:08,059 --> 00:15:09,248
Look, I believe you.
407
00:15:09,259 --> 00:15:12,274
- You seem incredibly dynamic and cool, and...
- Yeah.
408
00:15:12,285 --> 00:15:15,020
It's just today has been
such a long day for me,
409
00:15:15,454 --> 00:15:16,559
so...
410
00:15:16,763 --> 00:15:19,903
So... what?
411
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,237
So...
412
00:15:23,764 --> 00:15:25,175
it's time to go.
413
00:15:27,365 --> 00:15:28,411
No.
414
00:15:29,910 --> 00:15:31,627
What do you mean, "no"?
415
00:15:32,145 --> 00:15:34,400
I don't know. No?
416
00:15:35,460 --> 00:15:37,263
(CHUCKLES)
417
00:15:37,898 --> 00:15:39,902
I mean, you're joking?
418
00:15:40,244 --> 00:15:41,913
Why would I joke about that?
419
00:15:42,099 --> 00:15:44,471
'Cause it's an outlandish thing to do.
420
00:15:44,482 --> 00:15:46,471
I'm serious. We're the same.
421
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,528
I respect and appreciate that,
422
00:15:48,539 --> 00:15:50,707
but I do just think that
we can talk about this...
423
00:15:50,718 --> 00:15:52,822
And I'm saying that
you need the opportunity
424
00:15:52,833 --> 00:15:55,584
to get to know me to
understand the magic that is me.
425
00:15:55,595 --> 00:15:58,276
I know, I'm explaining that I
will give you that opportunity
426
00:15:58,287 --> 00:16:01,118
at a later juncture if we just,
like, properly schedule it.
427
00:16:01,129 --> 00:16:03,493
But why not take advantage
of the opportunity
428
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,208
that we have right now in this moment?
429
00:16:05,219 --> 00:16:07,640
My schedule's just, like, booked
in advance, and I'm so tired.
430
00:16:07,651 --> 00:16:10,288
It seems like you're doing
absolutely nothing, though.
431
00:16:10,299 --> 00:16:12,148
How could you possibly
make that assumption?
432
00:16:12,159 --> 00:16:14,417
'Cause there's nobody here
and you're just by yourself.
433
00:16:14,428 --> 00:16:16,083
That's when I do my best work.
434
00:16:16,094 --> 00:16:17,496
I don't believe you.
435
00:16:17,507 --> 00:16:20,079
- Well...
- (DOORBELL RINGS)
436
00:16:22,688 --> 00:16:24,357
Hold on.
437
00:16:25,641 --> 00:16:27,316
- Holy shit.
- Dave, it's Brad.
438
00:16:27,327 --> 00:16:28,595
- Uh...
- Who is it?
439
00:16:28,606 --> 00:16:30,539
Hey, Brad. Uh, I'll buzz you in.
440
00:16:30,550 --> 00:16:31,618
Just one sec.
441
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,536
- That's Brad fucking Pitt?
- (GATE BUZZES)
442
00:16:33,796 --> 00:16:34,898
That is Brad fucking Pitt?
443
00:16:34,909 --> 00:16:36,117
- Yeah, it's okay.
- Oh, my God.
444
00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:37,397
- Hey.
- Oh, my God.
445
00:16:37,408 --> 00:16:39,826
- This... The universe told me to be here.
- Yeah.
446
00:16:39,837 --> 00:16:41,953
- Did it? Look, I'm not trying to be disrespectful.
- Me and you.
447
00:16:41,964 --> 00:16:43,890
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- I need you to fucking leave.
448
00:16:43,901 --> 00:16:44,923
It's exciting, I get it,
449
00:16:44,934 --> 00:16:48,139
- but I've been waiting my whole life...
- (KNOCKING ON GLASS)
450
00:16:48,914 --> 00:16:50,450
Hey.
451
00:16:52,695 --> 00:16:53,894
Hey.
452
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,009
Is this, uh, glass made of wood?
453
00:16:56,403 --> 00:16:57,994
- Uh...
- I'm just fucking with you.
454
00:16:58,005 --> 00:16:59,508
Looks annealed. It's nice.
455
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,521
- Hey, man.
- Yeah, hey.
456
00:17:00,532 --> 00:17:01,767
- Oh, shit.
- I couldn't pass up
457
00:17:01,778 --> 00:17:03,612
the opportunity to get into the "stu."
458
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:04,692
DAVE: Oh, you want to record?
459
00:17:04,703 --> 00:17:06,014
- BRAD: Yeah.
- DAVE: Hell, yeah.
460
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:09,157
- Listen, i... is this a bad time?
- No.
461
00:17:09,168 --> 00:17:10,691
- No.
- DAVE: Great time.
462
00:17:10,702 --> 00:17:12,397
Great. Hi, I'm Brad.
463
00:17:12,668 --> 00:17:15,507
Yeah, hi, I'm... I'm Bella.
464
00:17:15,518 --> 00:17:17,289
Uh, I'm sorry, you don't...
465
00:17:17,531 --> 00:17:19,222
You don't remember me?
466
00:17:19,274 --> 00:17:21,269
- Mmm.
- Yeah, we worked on
467
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,628
the "Mr. McAdams" shoot together.
468
00:17:22,639 --> 00:17:24,761
- I walked you to your trailer...
- Oh, my... Oh, my God.
469
00:17:24,772 --> 00:17:26,758
I'm so sorry. I-I have this
470
00:17:26,769 --> 00:17:28,600
condition, prosopagnosia.
471
00:17:28,611 --> 00:17:30,853
I don't remember faces very well.
472
00:17:30,864 --> 00:17:32,120
Happens all the time.
473
00:17:32,131 --> 00:17:33,434
I did it to Seal.
474
00:17:33,445 --> 00:17:34,553
I can only imagine.
475
00:17:34,564 --> 00:17:36,117
It's fine, it's just
hard to get remembered
476
00:17:36,128 --> 00:17:37,677
- in this industry.
- Mm.
477
00:17:38,165 --> 00:17:39,996
- So, yeah. Yeah.
- Okay.
478
00:17:40,007 --> 00:17:42,407
Yeah, it's even harder to
talk about your diseases, like,
479
00:17:42,418 --> 00:17:44,521
publicly like that, so... And, you know,
480
00:17:44,532 --> 00:17:46,638
he wants to actually
start recording music
481
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:47,751
- for the first time...
- (GASPS)
482
00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:49,364
and I am so honored
483
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:50,811
to be his shepherd in this process,
484
00:17:50,822 --> 00:17:52,158
so I can tell you firsthand,
485
00:17:52,169 --> 00:17:53,877
like, when I got into
it, it was hard to record
486
00:17:53,888 --> 00:17:56,138
with, like, extraneous
bodies around and whatnot,
487
00:17:56,149 --> 00:17:57,300
so I think if we could just
488
00:17:57,311 --> 00:17:59,450
have our space, we can finish
what we were talking about
489
00:17:59,461 --> 00:18:01,532
- at a later juncture.
- Oh, no, I don't want to run anyone off.
490
00:18:01,543 --> 00:18:02,850
- No, she was...
- Please, please.
491
00:18:02,861 --> 00:18:04,365
The more the merrier. Please.
492
00:18:04,525 --> 00:18:05,956
Let's-let's do this thing.
493
00:18:05,967 --> 00:18:07,626
Like, why not? Yeah.
494
00:18:07,637 --> 00:18:10,785
- We're about to jam.
- (WHISPERS): Shh, just be fucking normal.
495
00:18:11,713 --> 00:18:13,450
BRAD: Is that Corten?
496
00:18:13,929 --> 00:18:17,604
Dave, nice archie. Seriously.
497
00:18:22,682 --> 00:18:23,929
(WHISPERING): Yes!
498
00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:26,656
Whoa. Oh, my God.
499
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:27,903
Okay.
500
00:18:27,914 --> 00:18:30,050
What am I gonna do? Okay, uh...
501
00:18:30,061 --> 00:18:31,898
Uh, fuck. (LAUGHS)
502
00:18:31,909 --> 00:18:33,511
"What are
503
00:18:33,744 --> 00:18:37,618
Brad Pitt's interests?"
504
00:18:39,086 --> 00:18:41,150
He likes ceramics, too?
505
00:18:41,392 --> 00:18:42,695
Okay.
506
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:45,403
Okay, I think, like... (MUTTERS)
507
00:18:45,855 --> 00:18:46,866
(TYPING ON PHONE)
508
00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:48,580
A lot of plaster.
509
00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:51,593
- (PHONE CHIMES)
- Okay.
510
00:18:51,604 --> 00:18:52,606
(SIGHS)
511
00:18:53,109 --> 00:18:55,180
? ?
512
00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:18,528
Yeah, she, just, like, refuses to leave.
513
00:19:18,539 --> 00:19:20,109
I asked her and she wouldn't listen.
514
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:23,174
Hmm. Have you ever dealt with
this situation before, Dave?
515
00:19:23,409 --> 00:19:24,645
- No.
- No?
516
00:19:24,839 --> 00:19:27,010
Have you? Like, what is this situation?
517
00:19:27,030 --> 00:19:29,502
Um, well, I think you have a stalker.
518
00:19:30,814 --> 00:19:32,514
- Is that what it is?
- Oh, yeah.
519
00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:34,256
I don't know, I think
she's just, like...
520
00:19:34,266 --> 00:19:35,360
Oh, no.
521
00:19:35,371 --> 00:19:37,249
... like, like she's, like,
hyper-ambitious, and, like...
522
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,369
- No, no.
- ... was raised weird or something.
523
00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:41,973
No, she's-she's fanatical,
die-hard, moves out here.
524
00:19:41,984 --> 00:19:44,612
She's just, like,
a bit koo-koo-ka-roo, you know?
525
00:19:44,623 --> 00:19:46,059
She shows up to your work,
now at your house.
526
00:19:46,070 --> 00:19:47,403
She wants... (IMITATES CHOKING)
527
00:19:47,414 --> 00:19:48,516
DAVE: That is true.
There's something, like,
528
00:19:48,527 --> 00:19:50,132
- really off about her.
- BRAD: Oh, yeah.
529
00:19:50,143 --> 00:19:51,829
She's, like, a little...
530
00:19:51,993 --> 00:19:54,665
Hey, s-s-squirt.
531
00:19:55,822 --> 00:19:58,484
- We were talking about...
- No, we were... we were riff...
532
00:19:58,495 --> 00:19:59,964
on lyrics.
533
00:19:59,975 --> 00:20:03,198
Aw. Now I just feel bad.
534
00:20:03,209 --> 00:20:05,580
DAVE: Do you think she
heard us call her a stalker?
535
00:20:05,591 --> 00:20:07,996
(BRAD AND DAVE WHISPERING)
536
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,532
Damn it, I hate when I...
537
00:20:13,543 --> 00:20:14,745
- I know, I know.
- That sucks to...
538
00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:16,165
(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
539
00:20:16,176 --> 00:20:18,171
- Whoa.
- What the hell? Hey.
540
00:20:18,182 --> 00:20:19,217
- Whoa.
- No.
541
00:20:19,409 --> 00:20:22,181
DAVE: Please, stop. Okay?
542
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:25,361
Um... Stop. Please?
543
00:20:26,009 --> 00:20:27,813
No, no, no, no.
544
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:32,461
I'm sorry.
545
00:20:34,791 --> 00:20:36,812
That was a mistake. I'm so sorry.
546
00:20:37,693 --> 00:20:39,397
It's totally not cool.
547
00:20:40,010 --> 00:20:41,313
Wow.
548
00:20:41,377 --> 00:20:43,247
This was a mistake. I'm...
549
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:45,814
Let's put that behind us, okay?
550
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,305
Yeah, it's okay.
551
00:20:48,461 --> 00:20:50,098
Those things happen.
552
00:20:50,642 --> 00:20:52,132
(COUGHS)
553
00:20:52,561 --> 00:20:55,018
Let's make some music. Right?
554
00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:56,804
(LAUGHS) Whew.
555
00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:01,125
(SCATS)
556
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:02,529
Let's make some music.
557
00:21:02,540 --> 00:21:05,182
Dave, what's your,
uh... What's your, uh,
558
00:21:05,193 --> 00:21:07,190
vocal process here? You
just jump in there cold,
559
00:21:07,201 --> 00:21:09,945
or do you... do you have
some diction exercises?
560
00:21:09,956 --> 00:21:11,793
- (KNOCKS ON GLASS)
- Weak glass.
561
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,677
(WHISPERING): Her reality is our
reality. Now, do you understand?
562
00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:18,462
BELLA: You know,
what is your process, D?
563
00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:21,506
It...
564
00:21:21,853 --> 00:21:23,656
I get emails.
565
00:21:23,757 --> 00:21:25,271
(STAMMERS)
566
00:21:25,282 --> 00:21:26,684
Packs of beats.
567
00:21:26,695 --> 00:21:30,048
- Uh-huh.
- And then I think attitudinally about...
568
00:21:30,195 --> 00:21:32,066
what my attitude is.
569
00:21:32,077 --> 00:21:33,980
- Hmm.
- And then
570
00:21:34,011 --> 00:21:36,150
I'll-I'll smoke weed to...
571
00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:39,842
'cause without it, I'll
have too many inhibitions.
572
00:21:40,242 --> 00:21:43,548
I would love to blaze with you.
573
00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:46,230
You guys should... Yeah,
you should. You guys should.
574
00:21:46,248 --> 00:21:47,580
We should blaze.
575
00:21:47,864 --> 00:21:50,388
BELLA: Can we, like, the three of us?
576
00:21:51,532 --> 00:21:52,616
We'd love your company.
577
00:21:52,627 --> 00:21:54,598
(LAUGHS WEAKLY)
578
00:21:55,847 --> 00:21:57,885
All right, well...
579
00:21:58,232 --> 00:22:00,236
I'll make us a couple of fires.
580
00:22:01,439 --> 00:22:03,490
BELLA: My dad, my father,
581
00:22:03,752 --> 00:22:06,343
they based the character of Milhouse,
582
00:22:06,354 --> 00:22:08,202
from The Simpsons, on him. Yeah.
583
00:22:08,213 --> 00:22:11,089
- BRAD: No.
- He went to high school with Matt Groening.
584
00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:13,650
That is cool. That's really cool.
585
00:22:13,661 --> 00:22:16,151
Entertainment value just,
like, pumps through my heart.
586
00:22:16,162 --> 00:22:18,833
- BRAD: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- You know?
587
00:22:19,307 --> 00:22:21,711
So... I'm sorry, I'm just, like, ruining
588
00:22:21,722 --> 00:22:25,596
these M&M's like the
giant human turd that I am.
589
00:22:25,681 --> 00:22:27,685
- I'm sorry.
- DAVE: It's okay.
590
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,960
You guys aren't, like,
still thinking about the gun,
591
00:22:34,330 --> 00:22:35,479
are you?
592
00:22:37,291 --> 00:22:38,927
Well, I am now.
593
00:22:39,180 --> 00:22:41,251
(LAUGHS)
594
00:22:42,267 --> 00:22:44,166
Don't, don't, don't think about it.
595
00:22:44,177 --> 00:22:45,658
'Cause, like, don't
feel threatened, okay?
596
00:22:45,669 --> 00:22:48,167
I don't even, like,
really like guns anyway,
597
00:22:48,178 --> 00:22:49,795
so let's just chill out.
598
00:22:49,806 --> 00:22:51,209
Maybe we could come
up with an icebreaker,
599
00:22:51,220 --> 00:22:53,144
like when I used to work at Panera.
600
00:22:53,155 --> 00:22:56,560
Like, "When you die,
what do you want to be remembered for?"
601
00:22:57,771 --> 00:22:59,240
Oh, okay.
602
00:22:59,535 --> 00:23:01,639
Give me your phones.
603
00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:03,984
DAVE: Um...
604
00:23:03,995 --> 00:23:05,599
BRAD: Yup.
605
00:23:05,610 --> 00:23:07,214
Give me your phones.
606
00:23:07,418 --> 00:23:08,820
Okay.
607
00:23:09,133 --> 00:23:10,403
But I...
608
00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:17,196
What were you saying?
609
00:23:17,207 --> 00:23:20,572
I'm sorry, this is just, like,
a lot for me socially, so...
610
00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:24,562
- You know?
- Uh, all of us. Uh, Brad?
611
00:23:27,344 --> 00:23:31,431
- BRAD: There you go.
- (COUGHS)
612
00:23:33,001 --> 00:23:34,972
(MOUTHING)
613
00:23:36,876 --> 00:23:39,993
- (MOUTHING)
- (COUGHING CONTINUES)
614
00:23:40,182 --> 00:23:42,086
(MOUTHING)
615
00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:45,359
(MOUTHING)
616
00:23:45,527 --> 00:23:47,531
- (BELLA CONTINUES COUGHING)
- (MOUTHING)
617
00:23:52,621 --> 00:23:55,542
Yeah, that cheeba'll get you, girl. Yup.
618
00:23:55,553 --> 00:23:56,688
(LAUGHS)
619
00:23:56,699 --> 00:23:58,803
(SIGHS) Where was I?
620
00:23:58,861 --> 00:24:01,015
- Dave. When you die...
- Hmm?
621
00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:03,389
... what do you want
to be remembered for?
622
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,819
My artistic greatness, I guess.
623
00:24:11,830 --> 00:24:13,467
I don't know, I want to,
624
00:24:13,523 --> 00:24:15,342
you know, leave the mark on the world
625
00:24:15,353 --> 00:24:16,716
that I always thought I would leave,
626
00:24:16,727 --> 00:24:20,501
and, like, prove everyone
who ever doubted me wrong.
627
00:24:21,650 --> 00:24:23,340
We are literally, like,
628
00:24:23,443 --> 00:24:25,313
the exact same person.
629
00:24:25,947 --> 00:24:27,320
Really?
630
00:24:27,504 --> 00:24:30,711
That's all that's important to you?
631
00:24:30,797 --> 00:24:31,999
- Me?
- Me?
632
00:24:32,010 --> 00:24:33,907
- (CHUCKLES)
- BRAD: Okay, okay.
633
00:24:33,918 --> 00:24:35,455
(GROANS)
634
00:24:35,493 --> 00:24:37,564
You both want to be famous, right?
635
00:24:38,165 --> 00:24:39,635
- I am famous.
- Yes.
636
00:24:40,222 --> 00:24:41,780
I-I can't even go to the pet store
637
00:24:41,791 --> 00:24:43,304
to buy gerbil food without...
638
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,818
(IMITATES CAMERA SHUTTER)
639
00:24:45,106 --> 00:24:47,197
And that startles the animals.
640
00:24:47,271 --> 00:24:48,456
- Sure.
- Hmm.
641
00:24:48,467 --> 00:24:53,052
Yeah, and then I realize
I'm just another ape
642
00:24:53,455 --> 00:24:55,043
in the zoo.
643
00:24:55,153 --> 00:24:57,702
Yeah. Is that what you want to be?
644
00:24:58,412 --> 00:25:01,189
You want to be a gerbil dressed
up like an ape living in a zoo,
645
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,804
hurling your feces
'cause you're so angry?
646
00:25:04,511 --> 00:25:07,150
Well, actually, when I was a child,
647
00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:09,697
kids at school would say
I looked like a gerbil.
648
00:25:10,196 --> 00:25:12,399
So I would just, like,
scurry around like...
649
00:25:12,410 --> 00:25:13,413
(CHITTERS)
650
00:25:13,424 --> 00:25:14,848
You know? (CHUCKLES)
651
00:25:14,859 --> 00:25:16,512
I actually just want
to, like, show myself
652
00:25:16,523 --> 00:25:18,796
that I am who I always
thought I was, you know?
653
00:25:18,807 --> 00:25:21,140
And I don't want to live
my life with "what ifs."
654
00:25:21,151 --> 00:25:23,022
That's his motto.
655
00:25:24,805 --> 00:25:26,909
Okay, close your eyes.
656
00:25:28,586 --> 00:25:31,157
All right, okay. (CLEARS THROAT)
657
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,462
If you perhaps have big regrets,
658
00:25:38,473 --> 00:25:41,111
because of maybe some
659
00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:44,063
not so savory choices you've made,
660
00:25:44,446 --> 00:25:47,863
it's... never too late
661
00:25:48,206 --> 00:25:51,212
to change course.
662
00:25:52,414 --> 00:25:54,103
What do you see?
663
00:25:55,707 --> 00:25:57,544
Okay, um...
664
00:25:58,653 --> 00:26:00,790
Why is it, do you think,
665
00:26:01,264 --> 00:26:04,705
they bring out the lobster
before you eat it...
666
00:26:06,241 --> 00:26:09,247
... and make you
look at it face to face?
667
00:26:09,849 --> 00:26:10,952
Hmm?
668
00:26:11,245 --> 00:26:12,598
(PHONE CHIMES)
669
00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:14,524
Instacart order's here. Oh, my God.
670
00:26:14,535 --> 00:26:16,008
The plaster's ready.
671
00:26:21,024 --> 00:26:22,494
(SIGHS)
672
00:26:27,551 --> 00:26:30,890
(SQUISHING)
673
00:26:44,324 --> 00:26:45,707
BRAD: Crazy shower, Dave.
674
00:26:45,718 --> 00:26:47,694
A bit... brutal.
675
00:26:48,004 --> 00:26:49,441
Yeah.
676
00:26:50,837 --> 00:26:52,723
BRAD: See how less dense the material is
677
00:26:52,734 --> 00:26:53,919
since you didn't stir it?
678
00:26:53,930 --> 00:26:55,500
Yeah, it's a good thing that we
679
00:26:55,511 --> 00:26:57,123
whisked it in that bathtub over there.
680
00:26:57,134 --> 00:26:59,823
BRAD: Yeah, you just want
to pat it in. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
681
00:26:59,834 --> 00:27:01,169
What do I do about the feet?
682
00:27:01,180 --> 00:27:03,789
Oh, the feet, yeah. The trickiest part.
683
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,048
What you want to do is
get down on all fours.
684
00:27:06,059 --> 00:27:07,859
Mm-hmm. Now, gently
685
00:27:07,870 --> 00:27:11,311
knead it between the toes. Mm-hmm.
686
00:27:11,704 --> 00:27:13,340
That's right.
687
00:27:14,176 --> 00:27:15,339
Mm-hmm.
688
00:27:15,774 --> 00:27:17,345
That's right.
689
00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:20,443
You know, the baker, he makes the dough,
690
00:27:20,630 --> 00:27:22,634
and he kneads it with loving
691
00:27:22,747 --> 00:27:26,624
and kindness, and then he
puts it, places it in the oven.
692
00:27:27,169 --> 00:27:30,779
Mm-hmm, and then lets nature
do its thing. The bread rises
693
00:27:30,790 --> 00:27:32,553
to a golden brown...
694
00:27:32,564 --> 00:27:35,036
- (MOUTHING)
- Mm-hmm, releases an aroma
695
00:27:35,047 --> 00:27:36,757
that we find intoxicating
696
00:27:36,768 --> 00:27:38,570
without ever knowing why.
697
00:27:39,281 --> 00:27:43,087
BELLA: Your voice is
really calming. Thank you.
698
00:27:43,435 --> 00:27:44,972
- (CLATTERS)
- Achoo!
699
00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:46,140
(GASPS)
700
00:27:46,618 --> 00:27:48,047
Sorry, I, uh, just...
701
00:27:48,058 --> 00:27:49,207
I sneezed, so...
702
00:27:49,218 --> 00:27:52,762
(LAUGHS) It's okay,
we're past the pleasantries.
703
00:27:59,173 --> 00:28:00,677
(SHUDDERS)
704
00:28:01,259 --> 00:28:03,129
(MOUTHING)
705
00:28:03,556 --> 00:28:05,258
BELLA: Your feet are beautiful.
706
00:28:05,651 --> 00:28:07,622
Nice and strong.
707
00:28:10,409 --> 00:28:12,129
The toes...
708
00:28:12,909 --> 00:28:14,219
Leg work.
709
00:28:14,925 --> 00:28:17,597
Frozen Jack for the Titanic.
710
00:28:24,336 --> 00:28:25,675
Freeze, freeze, freeze.
711
00:28:25,686 --> 00:28:27,163
Freeze right there. S-Stop.
712
00:28:27,174 --> 00:28:28,861
I-I will stab... Back up.
713
00:28:28,872 --> 00:28:31,667
I swear to God, I'll
do it. Fuck you. No!
714
00:28:31,678 --> 00:28:33,458
- Uh...
- Hey! Whoa!
715
00:28:33,583 --> 00:28:34,672
- Okay.
- (HISSING)
716
00:28:34,683 --> 00:28:36,299
Sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry.
717
00:28:36,310 --> 00:28:37,861
BRAD: Hey, how do we know
that gun's even loaded?
718
00:28:37,872 --> 00:28:40,250
- (GUNSHOTS)
- (SCREAMS)
719
00:28:40,303 --> 00:28:42,527
Well, fuck.
720
00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:44,692
(YELLS FIERCELY)
721
00:28:44,703 --> 00:28:49,785
(SCREAMING, PANTING)
722
00:28:50,456 --> 00:28:51,692
Fuck.
723
00:28:51,703 --> 00:28:54,190
All I wanted to do was
just hang out with you guys
724
00:28:54,201 --> 00:28:57,619
and you couldn't let me
do that, could you? No!
725
00:28:57,630 --> 00:28:59,033
God!
726
00:29:00,570 --> 00:29:03,376
Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
727
00:29:03,416 --> 00:29:06,223
I can't even trust you
guys to leave you alone.
728
00:29:06,234 --> 00:29:08,772
(PANTING)
729
00:29:15,150 --> 00:29:16,821
DAVE: Uh...
730
00:29:18,225 --> 00:29:20,162
Oh, Jesus.
731
00:29:20,173 --> 00:29:21,849
You did this, okay?
732
00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:23,297
Fuck you guys!
733
00:29:23,549 --> 00:29:24,841
First of all,
734
00:29:25,591 --> 00:29:28,364
- I've been holding it this whole time.
- Shit.
735
00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:29,826
- BELLA: Look it.
- Look at it?
736
00:29:29,837 --> 00:29:31,574
BELLA: Yeah.
737
00:29:32,318 --> 00:29:33,676
Don't look at me.
738
00:29:33,687 --> 00:29:35,515
Don't look. Brad!
739
00:29:35,526 --> 00:29:36,677
Look away!
740
00:29:36,688 --> 00:29:38,926
- Uh, don't look?
- Stop! You did this.
741
00:29:40,169 --> 00:29:43,194
- (DAVE GROANS)
- The fucking... Fuck!
742
00:29:44,497 --> 00:29:46,451
Don't! God!
743
00:29:47,683 --> 00:29:50,254
You know what?
You're gonna do whatever I say.
744
00:29:50,265 --> 00:29:51,721
You're gonna call Sony
745
00:29:51,732 --> 00:29:54,527
in order to make my
dreams come true, okay?
746
00:29:54,538 --> 00:29:56,772
Whatever you need at
all times. For sure.
747
00:29:56,783 --> 00:29:58,920
I just want to manage
expectations, you know,
748
00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:01,674
'cause talent drives
everything, which... is...
749
00:30:01,685 --> 00:30:05,118
good for you 'cause you
have talent, a lot of talent, so...
750
00:30:05,299 --> 00:30:07,804
I see the way you guys look at me.
751
00:30:09,087 --> 00:30:11,941
- I see it.
- We look at you with admiration.
752
00:30:12,976 --> 00:30:14,251
But what's so good about you, Dave?
753
00:30:14,262 --> 00:30:16,019
Nothing, nothing!
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
754
00:30:16,030 --> 00:30:17,967
What makes you better than me, David?
755
00:30:17,978 --> 00:30:20,717
Nothing, I fucking
suck! I fully suck, okay?
756
00:30:20,728 --> 00:30:22,599
I'm a piece of shit, I just lost a girl,
757
00:30:22,610 --> 00:30:24,214
and I think she thinks
I'm a piece of shit,
758
00:30:24,225 --> 00:30:25,762
and I'm scared that she's right.
759
00:30:25,773 --> 00:30:28,509
That sounds like pussy
problems for a little bitch.
760
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:29,925
- Okay, uh...
- Huh?
761
00:30:29,936 --> 00:30:32,742
I faked my death just
to, like, sell more albums
762
00:30:32,753 --> 00:30:34,894
and be more famous and successful, okay?
763
00:30:34,905 --> 00:30:36,341
I know you saw the hard drive,
764
00:30:36,352 --> 00:30:37,919
I know that you saw me talk about it!
765
00:30:37,930 --> 00:30:39,801
Please, blackmail me
forever, I don't care!
766
00:30:39,812 --> 00:30:41,787
I don't care about my
career, I just want to live.
767
00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:43,335
Please, stop.
768
00:30:43,429 --> 00:30:45,767
What? (CHUCKLES)
769
00:30:48,399 --> 00:30:50,570
Good job. Give me the hard drive.
770
00:30:52,173 --> 00:30:54,090
Give me the hard drive!
771
00:30:54,871 --> 00:30:55,943
(STAMMERS)
772
00:30:55,954 --> 00:30:58,927
- Give me the drive.
- Okay.
773
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,961
Now, we're gonna get some dirt on you.
774
00:31:06,461 --> 00:31:07,863
Okay?
775
00:31:07,874 --> 00:31:10,078
Do something that'll get you canceled.
776
00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:13,142
I don't adhere to those
types of social structures,
777
00:31:13,153 --> 00:31:15,558
- so I don't really...
- Okay.
778
00:31:16,076 --> 00:31:17,809
Okay, I once knew this guy,
779
00:31:17,820 --> 00:31:20,016
a white guy, he said
he grew up in China,
780
00:31:20,027 --> 00:31:22,616
and so he talked like that,
781
00:31:22,627 --> 00:31:24,921
and I would make fun
of the way he talked.
782
00:31:24,932 --> 00:31:26,034
Okay.
783
00:31:26,362 --> 00:31:28,833
What accent did he do, Brad?
784
00:31:29,727 --> 00:31:32,333
You know, like the... like the... China.
785
00:31:32,344 --> 00:31:34,484
- BELLA: Like-like what?
- BRAD: Like, you know.
786
00:31:34,637 --> 00:31:35,873
Do the accent.
787
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,224
- No.
- Say it.
788
00:31:37,235 --> 00:31:38,629
- He's a white Chinese?
- BRAD: No.
789
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,210
- Now!
- No way.
790
00:31:40,221 --> 00:31:41,250
Do the accent.
791
00:31:41,261 --> 00:31:42,589
(ASIAN ACCENT): No!
792
00:31:45,366 --> 00:31:46,802
Was that it?
793
00:31:47,870 --> 00:31:49,774
No.
794
00:31:49,934 --> 00:31:52,384
- It was pre-Internet.
- (DOORBELL RINGS)
795
00:31:52,654 --> 00:31:55,017
GATA: Yo, LD? You here, bruh?
796
00:31:55,790 --> 00:31:57,419
- It's me. Gata.
- DAVE: Just...
797
00:31:57,430 --> 00:31:59,558
don't... Just don't answer.
He'll go away.
798
00:31:59,569 --> 00:32:01,219
- BELLA: Shh!
- Oh, shit, I remember the code.
799
00:32:01,411 --> 00:32:03,194
- DAVE: No! No! Fuck!
- (GATE BUZZES)
800
00:32:03,205 --> 00:32:06,377
Shh. Okay, you're gonna shut up,
801
00:32:06,388 --> 00:32:09,294
and if you say a word, I'm
gonna blow his brains out.
802
00:32:09,488 --> 00:32:10,943
Understand?
803
00:32:11,531 --> 00:32:12,909
(DOOR OPENS)
804
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,443
Yo, LD, what's up?
805
00:32:14,454 --> 00:32:15,972
Oh, shit.
806
00:32:15,983 --> 00:32:18,355
Fight Club. Get the fuck out of Dodge.
807
00:32:18,366 --> 00:32:19,875
What's up, brother?
808
00:32:19,886 --> 00:32:21,954
I-I call everyone "brother."
809
00:32:21,965 --> 00:32:24,119
Ah, it's all good. Hey,
how you doin'? I'm...
810
00:32:24,130 --> 00:32:25,922
DAVE: That-That's Bella.
You know Bella. You met her
811
00:32:25,933 --> 00:32:27,580
at the music video shoot.
812
00:32:27,591 --> 00:32:28,843
Yeah, of course I met her. She's the
813
00:32:28,853 --> 00:32:30,492
one that gave me all the snacks on set.
814
00:32:30,503 --> 00:32:31,700
- Yeah.
- I was just saying
815
00:32:31,711 --> 00:32:33,732
I'm happy to see her still
wiggling out here, bro.
816
00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:36,133
She wanna be just like
you, dawg. She a real one.
817
00:32:36,144 --> 00:32:38,950
Look at her vibin'. Come on, dawg.
818
00:32:38,961 --> 00:32:41,265
(GATA SNIFFING)
819
00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:43,351
What's up with all
of this, though, like?
820
00:32:43,362 --> 00:32:45,366
Why it stink like a
motherfucker in here?
821
00:32:46,326 --> 00:32:50,064
My family friend came by
with her newborn and had
822
00:32:50,075 --> 00:32:52,847
a bit of an emergency.
823
00:32:53,382 --> 00:32:55,753
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- GATA: You know how babies be.
824
00:32:55,959 --> 00:32:58,798
And I said, like, don't change
the diaper in front of us,
825
00:32:58,809 --> 00:33:00,699
'cause I hate seeing the baby vagina.
826
00:33:00,710 --> 00:33:02,043
'Cause, like, I don't want to look at it
827
00:33:02,054 --> 00:33:04,206
and think, like, "Do I
have attraction or not?"
828
00:33:04,217 --> 00:33:06,901
And I never do, but I hate
having that thought process, but...
829
00:33:07,336 --> 00:33:09,713
- What?
- It smells like lemongrass to me.
830
00:33:09,724 --> 00:33:12,276
Anyways, where the fuck
are my glasses at, bruh?
831
00:33:13,769 --> 00:33:15,907
The ones on your head?
832
00:33:17,076 --> 00:33:18,601
Ah, shit.
833
00:33:18,612 --> 00:33:20,015
I drove 40 minutes over here
834
00:33:20,026 --> 00:33:21,428
for these motherfuckers,
and they've been on my head
835
00:33:21,439 --> 00:33:23,184
the whole time. That's crazy.
836
00:33:23,195 --> 00:33:24,497
What y'all got goin' on though, man?
837
00:33:24,508 --> 00:33:27,473
You got the fireplace burning,
this nigga Brad Pitt up in here.
838
00:33:27,484 --> 00:33:29,647
I just came here to make music.
839
00:33:30,054 --> 00:33:32,500
Stop it. You make music, too?
840
00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:34,090
Aw, you're more amazing than I thought.
841
00:33:34,101 --> 00:33:36,382
Bruh, I need that
verse, bro. Come on, man.
842
00:33:36,393 --> 00:33:39,967
Let me get 16, bruh. It won't
take that long. I'll write your shit.
843
00:33:41,938 --> 00:33:43,407
Okay.
844
00:33:44,253 --> 00:33:45,994
GATA: That's what I'm saying,
Bella, you gotta go after
845
00:33:46,005 --> 00:33:47,915
what you want in life at all costs.
846
00:33:47,926 --> 00:33:49,168
- Yeah.
- You on the right path, though.
847
00:33:49,179 --> 00:33:51,388
Look where you at.
You got LD, Brad Pitt.
848
00:33:51,399 --> 00:33:52,549
Can't nobody tell you shit.
849
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:55,541
You're right! You're
right. I'm gonna win this.
850
00:33:55,552 --> 00:33:58,492
- I really had to hear this right now.
- GATA: Hell yeah.
851
00:33:58,503 --> 00:34:00,451
BELLA: Yeah, this is legendary.
852
00:34:00,462 --> 00:34:02,075
I am legendary.
853
00:34:02,086 --> 00:34:05,539
This is my shit! I'm royalty! I know.
854
00:34:05,550 --> 00:34:08,604
- I'm about to skyrocket. (LAUGHS)
- (THUMPING)
855
00:34:10,370 --> 00:34:11,612
Can she hear me or no?
856
00:34:11,623 --> 00:34:14,789
Don't nod visibly. Don't nod visibly.
857
00:34:14,973 --> 00:34:16,884
(GROANS SOFTLY) (WHISPERING): No. No.
858
00:34:16,895 --> 00:34:20,964
Okay, okay. Follow my lead, okay?
859
00:34:20,975 --> 00:34:22,364
- Uh-huh.
- We time this right,
860
00:34:22,375 --> 00:34:24,899
we got the numbers,
three to one against her.
861
00:34:24,984 --> 00:34:27,423
You copy? Don't nod visibly.
862
00:34:27,617 --> 00:34:28,785
Copy.
863
00:34:29,660 --> 00:34:31,754
- BRAD: Okay.
- But I don't know what you mean.
864
00:34:31,765 --> 00:34:35,033
Like, I don't particularly
want to make this violent.
865
00:34:35,044 --> 00:34:37,081
This is your destiny. It's your time.
866
00:34:37,092 --> 00:34:38,454
GATA: This is your legacy.
867
00:34:38,465 --> 00:34:40,364
Like, what you gonna
leave behind for your kids?
868
00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:41,661
You know what I mean?
869
00:34:41,672 --> 00:34:43,437
That's too big of a decision
to let somebody else decide.
870
00:34:43,448 --> 00:34:44,989
Gata's gonna get us killed, man.
871
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,550
He's saying all the wrong type of shit.
872
00:34:46,561 --> 00:34:49,142
No, no, no. It's not your day, Dave.
873
00:34:49,153 --> 00:34:50,923
It's not your day to die. Say it.
874
00:34:50,934 --> 00:34:54,118
Will it. This is on you now, okay?
875
00:34:54,129 --> 00:34:55,365
What do I do?
876
00:34:55,745 --> 00:34:57,408
You're gonna have to roll this bitch.
877
00:34:57,691 --> 00:34:59,737
I don't think we should be
making any big moves right now.
878
00:34:59,748 --> 00:35:01,606
I think we can really
talk her down if we just...
879
00:35:01,617 --> 00:35:04,167
He's got her distracted. You
have to take her from behind.
880
00:35:04,178 --> 00:35:06,445
- I can't do this.
- Grab that gun, and you're gonna
881
00:35:06,456 --> 00:35:08,421
turn it on her, you're
gonna turn the tables.
882
00:35:08,432 --> 00:35:10,316
I'm not a man like that.
883
00:35:10,327 --> 00:35:12,698
Do you not understand the
beast you're dealing with?
884
00:35:12,926 --> 00:35:15,589
- DAVE: No.
- This is not a rational human being.
885
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,016
I don't know about kids, though,
886
00:35:17,027 --> 00:35:19,649
'cause they're, like, kind
of ungrateful, so, you know...
887
00:35:19,915 --> 00:35:20,950
- What?
- Yeah.
888
00:35:20,961 --> 00:35:22,355
I'd do anything for my moms.
889
00:35:22,366 --> 00:35:24,938
Yeah, people say that, but
what have you actually really
890
00:35:24,949 --> 00:35:27,173
done for her? I'm curious, actually.
891
00:35:27,184 --> 00:35:29,468
She only understands force.
892
00:35:29,479 --> 00:35:31,600
Put that force on her ass, Dave.
893
00:35:31,611 --> 00:35:33,728
- (DAVE GROANS)
- When I say... (CLEARS THROAT)
894
00:35:33,739 --> 00:35:35,768
What's up, Geek Squad? You
still setting up over there, or what?
895
00:35:35,779 --> 00:35:37,182
- Say what?
- Bro, we got Brad
896
00:35:37,193 --> 00:35:38,730
in the booth. Don't waste his time.
897
00:35:39,368 --> 00:35:42,223
Whoo! Come on, man.
We got to get Brad locked in.
898
00:35:42,234 --> 00:35:43,469
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm just getting
899
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:44,500
all the levels right, you know.
900
00:35:44,511 --> 00:35:45,680
For him, I want to make it crisp.
901
00:35:45,691 --> 00:35:47,279
And, like, it's his first time, uh...
902
00:35:47,290 --> 00:35:49,009
We got to lock it in, brother!
903
00:35:49,020 --> 00:35:50,807
- DAVE: Oh, uh, no, no, no.
- Yeah!
904
00:35:50,818 --> 00:35:56,130
- BELLA: Yeah.
- GATA: Oh, shit. Locked in, man. (LAUGHS)
905
00:35:56,141 --> 00:35:58,208
- You a fool.
- BELLA: I'm crazy.
906
00:35:58,219 --> 00:36:00,311
GATA: You fucking crazy. Hey, bruh?
907
00:36:00,322 --> 00:36:01,974
You gonna play this out
the loudspeakers or what?
908
00:36:01,985 --> 00:36:03,596
I'm trying to hear it, bro.
909
00:36:03,975 --> 00:36:05,546
BELLA: Are we gonna listen, or...?
910
00:36:05,557 --> 00:36:07,327
GATA: Play it, bro.
911
00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:12,106
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
912
00:36:12,117 --> 00:36:13,972
(AUTO-TUNED): Okay,
but I really don't...
913
00:36:13,983 --> 00:36:15,808
Oh, shit, that's tight.
914
00:36:15,819 --> 00:36:17,823
? Hey! ?
915
00:36:18,004 --> 00:36:21,345
Wow. This shit is... ? Tight ?
916
00:36:21,356 --> 00:36:24,629
? So fucking cool ?
917
00:36:24,851 --> 00:36:27,895
? We have to be strong ?
918
00:36:28,051 --> 00:36:30,723
? 'Cause life is short ?
919
00:36:30,992 --> 00:36:33,824
? We have to move when we got to move ?
920
00:36:33,835 --> 00:36:35,387
? Get in the game ?
921
00:36:35,483 --> 00:36:37,440
? Listen to me ?
922
00:36:37,451 --> 00:36:40,532
? We have to do what we have to do ?
923
00:36:40,543 --> 00:36:44,617
? To rid ourselves of all this fear ?
924
00:36:44,684 --> 00:36:47,544
(BASS HITS)
925
00:36:47,555 --> 00:36:51,062
? Listen to me, stay
focused on the task at hand ?
926
00:36:51,503 --> 00:36:55,378
? The time is now ?
927
00:36:55,433 --> 00:36:58,573
? Now is the present ?
928
00:36:58,933 --> 00:37:02,980
? The present is also now... ?
929
00:37:04,439 --> 00:37:06,199
I know, right? This shit is hard.
930
00:37:06,210 --> 00:37:09,465
This a vibe right here, bro.
Killing it over there, LD.
931
00:37:09,476 --> 00:37:11,602
You are the fucking man, bro.
932
00:37:11,613 --> 00:37:13,082
I'm so happy she here, dude.
933
00:37:13,093 --> 00:37:16,901
? What? Ugh! ?
934
00:37:17,101 --> 00:37:19,038
? Listen to me ?
935
00:37:19,049 --> 00:37:21,312
? There's no right way to live ?
936
00:37:21,323 --> 00:37:25,331
? And no wrong way to die ?
937
00:37:25,342 --> 00:37:26,388
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
938
00:37:26,489 --> 00:37:29,195
? What is enough? ?
939
00:37:29,206 --> 00:37:32,513
? Enough is enough ?
940
00:37:32,524 --> 00:37:33,710
(MOANS)
941
00:37:33,721 --> 00:37:35,758
? Are you enough? ?
942
00:37:36,201 --> 00:37:37,553
? The universe is calling you ?
943
00:37:37,564 --> 00:37:39,702
? Go, Dave, go, now! ?
944
00:37:39,713 --> 00:37:41,415
Now!
945
00:37:42,687 --> 00:37:44,621
Yeah! Whoo!
946
00:37:44,632 --> 00:37:46,530
Go!
947
00:37:46,541 --> 00:37:47,777
No!
948
00:37:47,877 --> 00:37:49,012
The gun!
949
00:37:49,023 --> 00:37:50,519
- Oh!
- You idiot!
950
00:37:50,530 --> 00:37:52,312
Get the gun!
951
00:37:52,323 --> 00:37:54,580
- She's got a bow!
- Freeze, Dave!
952
00:37:54,591 --> 00:37:55,642
- Okay! Okay!
- I will fucking shoot you!
953
00:37:55,653 --> 00:37:58,219
- No!
- Shut up!
954
00:37:58,452 --> 00:38:01,321
- Put that shit down, yo.
- Oh, my God.
955
00:38:01,332 --> 00:38:03,742
Fuck this weak...
956
00:38:03,753 --> 00:38:05,661
- Shut up!
- ... fucking glass.
957
00:38:05,672 --> 00:38:07,339
Why the fuck you let her in here?
958
00:38:07,350 --> 00:38:08,835
- Glass...
- Brad!
959
00:38:08,846 --> 00:38:10,321
Glass, glass.
960
00:38:10,332 --> 00:38:13,214
DAVE: No! Shit! Stop! You
don't have to do this, Bella.
961
00:38:13,225 --> 00:38:16,187
- Shut up!
- Fucking weak glass!
962
00:38:16,198 --> 00:38:17,467
(SCREAMS)
963
00:38:18,485 --> 00:38:20,456
DAVE: Jesus, fuck.
964
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,402
No! Fuck!
965
00:38:24,413 --> 00:38:25,822
- No!
- What the fuck?
966
00:38:25,833 --> 00:38:27,937
DAVE: Oh, no! Gata!
967
00:38:28,090 --> 00:38:30,161
Go, Gata. Go, go, go, go.
968
00:38:32,065 --> 00:38:33,681
- DAVE: Go, go, go.
- Ow.
969
00:38:34,121 --> 00:38:36,040
Fuck, man.
970
00:38:36,495 --> 00:38:37,779
Ow.
971
00:38:40,515 --> 00:38:42,117
(GROANS)
972
00:38:42,552 --> 00:38:43,998
Close it, close it, close it.
973
00:38:44,009 --> 00:38:45,621
Close the door, close
the door, close the door.
974
00:38:45,632 --> 00:38:47,190
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God.
975
00:38:47,201 --> 00:38:48,671
- Bro, what the fuck is going on?
- (SHUSHES)
976
00:38:48,682 --> 00:38:50,352
Shut the fuck up, Gata. Be
quiet. I told you she was
977
00:38:50,363 --> 00:38:52,016
fucking crazy, I'm trying to
tell you all goddamn night.
978
00:38:52,027 --> 00:38:54,799
We got to do something about
this right now. Uh, uh, uh...
979
00:38:54,810 --> 00:38:56,504
Ah. Okay. Yeah.
980
00:38:56,515 --> 00:38:57,660
GATA: Bro, what the fuck is that, bro?
981
00:38:57,671 --> 00:39:00,451
- You gonna Silly String her to death?
- No, this is bear mace that Robyn left.
982
00:39:00,462 --> 00:39:02,167
She's not a bear, bro.
You don't got a gun here?
983
00:39:02,178 --> 00:39:04,384
It's all right... a gun?
I don't believe in guns.
984
00:39:04,395 --> 00:39:06,064
(PANTING)
985
00:39:07,642 --> 00:39:09,179
- Where is she?
- I don't know.
986
00:39:09,190 --> 00:39:10,659
I don't know where she is.
987
00:39:10,670 --> 00:39:12,907
- What the fuck is that noise?
- I think she's out there.
988
00:39:13,594 --> 00:39:14,601
- (SHOUTS)
- Oh.
989
00:39:14,612 --> 00:39:16,549
Oh, it's just a mirror.
990
00:39:16,995 --> 00:39:18,088
Okay.
991
00:39:18,312 --> 00:39:19,847
- Bro, is this real?
- Yeah. What?
992
00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:21,896
- Or is this part of Nut Haus?
- What?
993
00:39:21,907 --> 00:39:23,277
What the fuck? What
are you talking about?
994
00:39:23,288 --> 00:39:26,046
- Oh, are you pranking me?
- No, this is real, man.
995
00:39:26,159 --> 00:39:27,172
BELLA: Dave?
996
00:39:28,222 --> 00:39:29,782
(CRYING): Dave, I'm so sorry.
997
00:39:29,793 --> 00:39:31,030
I'm sorry.
998
00:39:31,544 --> 00:39:33,308
I just, I just figured
999
00:39:33,319 --> 00:39:36,024
that maybe you would
really like my short film.
1000
00:39:36,378 --> 00:39:37,560
I don't know.
1001
00:39:38,477 --> 00:39:40,315
If you'd watch it.
1002
00:39:40,326 --> 00:39:42,196
(PANTING)
1003
00:39:42,367 --> 00:39:44,009
I'm sorry!
1004
00:39:45,459 --> 00:39:46,543
Dave?
1005
00:39:47,228 --> 00:39:49,220
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
1006
00:39:49,231 --> 00:39:51,933
- (SCREAMING)
- (SHRIEKS)
1007
00:39:52,273 --> 00:39:53,962
(GRUNTING)
1008
00:39:53,973 --> 00:39:55,777
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
1009
00:39:55,788 --> 00:39:56,991
Ah!
1010
00:39:57,002 --> 00:39:59,006
(GRUNTS)
1011
00:39:59,534 --> 00:40:01,404
(SCREAMS)
1012
00:40:01,618 --> 00:40:02,899
DAVE: Gata, the gun!
1013
00:40:02,910 --> 00:40:04,579
Oh! Oh, my God!
1014
00:40:04,937 --> 00:40:06,417
- (GUNSHOTS)
- (SHOUTING)
1015
00:40:06,428 --> 00:40:08,598
- Hold her down. Get...
- Oh, shit.
1016
00:40:08,609 --> 00:40:09,877
Fuck!
1017
00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:11,657
Uh, uh...
1018
00:40:13,017 --> 00:40:14,547
(SCREAMING)
1019
00:40:14,558 --> 00:40:16,417
What is on me?
1020
00:40:17,580 --> 00:40:20,084
Get the gun, get the gun, get the gun.
1021
00:40:20,736 --> 00:40:22,902
- Do it.
- Yeah, bitch! What you gonna do now?
1022
00:40:22,913 --> 00:40:24,216
- Yeah! Yeah!
- Huh?
1023
00:40:24,227 --> 00:40:26,188
I ain't Brad Pitt, bitch.
I will pop your ass.
1024
00:40:26,199 --> 00:40:28,137
- Brad!
- No!
1025
00:40:28,148 --> 00:40:29,418
Fuck your short film.
1026
00:40:29,429 --> 00:40:32,134
I just want to hang out. Fuck!
1027
00:40:32,194 --> 00:40:35,934
(CRYING): Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
1028
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:39,044
Hey, Brad, Brad, Brad,
Brad, Brad, you're not gonna die.
1029
00:40:39,055 --> 00:40:42,219
- This shit fucking hurts.
- Yeah, this looks horrific, brutal.
1030
00:40:42,230 --> 00:40:44,520
- It's horrible.
- Fuck, I can't believe she shot you.
1031
00:40:44,531 --> 00:40:46,268
- I don't want to die, man.
- You're not gonna die, Brad.
1032
00:40:46,279 --> 00:40:48,417
You're not gonna die right
now. This is my fault.
1033
00:40:48,428 --> 00:40:51,192
- Luke?
- No, it's Dave, it's Dave.
1034
00:40:51,203 --> 00:40:54,042
No, my real name is Luke...
1035
00:40:54,964 --> 00:40:55,999
Pitt.
1036
00:40:56,867 --> 00:40:58,003
Your name's Luke?
1037
00:40:58,014 --> 00:40:59,639
- Luke.
- Okay.
1038
00:40:59,650 --> 00:41:01,554
Luke? Uh, everything's gonna be okay.
1039
00:41:01,565 --> 00:41:04,376
The cops are coming.
So just hang on, okay?
1040
00:41:04,387 --> 00:41:09,046
No, I don't want to die here
on this shitty carpet, man.
1041
00:41:09,201 --> 00:41:11,707
I think you're reacting to
the glass on the carpet, but...
1042
00:41:11,718 --> 00:41:14,089
What does it say on
that stupid fucking arrow
1043
00:41:14,100 --> 00:41:15,671
that's protruding from my chest?
1044
00:41:15,682 --> 00:41:18,053
Uh, it says the, uh, the
"Looking for Love Tour."
1045
00:41:18,064 --> 00:41:20,502
It's a stage prop that I
had on tour, and then I...
1046
00:41:20,513 --> 00:41:23,323
Cupid, am I right? Fuck.
1047
00:41:23,557 --> 00:41:25,090
- Dave?
- Yes.
1048
00:41:25,101 --> 00:41:27,005
- Dave.
- Yes, Brad.
1049
00:41:27,228 --> 00:41:29,682
- Luke.
- Yes. Luke.
1050
00:41:31,130 --> 00:41:33,097
Until you love yourself,
1051
00:41:34,028 --> 00:41:36,567
you can never love another.
1052
00:41:37,516 --> 00:41:39,082
Man, I love myself too much.
1053
00:41:39,093 --> 00:41:41,397
That's why I get into these
fucking situations, man.
1054
00:41:41,408 --> 00:41:44,414
No, Dave, then you would be enough.
1055
00:41:44,564 --> 00:41:46,401
Until you're enough for you,
1056
00:41:46,981 --> 00:41:49,312
you can never be enough for another.
1057
00:41:50,929 --> 00:41:53,755
You wouldn't be chasing
all this validation.
1058
00:41:55,672 --> 00:41:58,511
- Trust me, bro.
- (SIRENS APPROACHING)
1059
00:41:58,951 --> 00:42:01,044
Oh, hey, they're here.
They're coming, they're coming.
1060
00:42:01,055 --> 00:42:02,594
Come on in, come on in.
1061
00:42:02,787 --> 00:42:04,824
? ?
1062
00:42:12,138 --> 00:42:13,942
(ALERT CHIMES)
1063
00:42:14,684 --> 00:42:16,821
DAVE: (SIGHS) Man.
1064
00:42:17,481 --> 00:42:19,977
I have been thinking about
what I want to say to you
1065
00:42:19,988 --> 00:42:22,860
for a while now.
1066
00:42:23,267 --> 00:42:25,822
And I know you deserve the
best that I have to offer,
1067
00:42:25,833 --> 00:42:28,839
so, like, I've been
really evaluating myself
1068
00:42:28,850 --> 00:42:32,190
to see if I'm finally ready for this.
1069
00:42:32,291 --> 00:42:35,049
And I am.
1070
00:42:35,060 --> 00:42:37,732
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- I really am.
1071
00:42:37,743 --> 00:42:40,465
- Pop, tell Ava about your skydiving story.
- Mm-hmm.
1072
00:42:40,476 --> 00:42:43,014
Oh, so, I'm-I'm hurtling
towards the Earth,
1073
00:42:43,025 --> 00:42:45,675
a-and my, uh, instructor
pulls the rip cord,
1074
00:42:45,686 --> 00:42:48,088
- but nothing happens.
- AVA: No...
1075
00:42:48,099 --> 00:42:50,409
DAVE: And honestly, I think, deep down,
1076
00:42:50,420 --> 00:42:51,964
I've just been scared.
1077
00:42:51,975 --> 00:42:53,497
Well, no, tell the Sundance people
1078
00:42:53,508 --> 00:42:55,601
Dave is actually now
willing to promote it.
1079
00:42:55,612 --> 00:42:57,249
It's really exciting.
1080
00:42:57,260 --> 00:42:58,907
DAVE: Scared to put myself out there.
1081
00:42:58,918 --> 00:43:01,390
Uh-huh. I truly can't believe we are...
1082
00:43:01,404 --> 00:43:03,809
DAVE: Scared of all my doubts.
1083
00:43:04,101 --> 00:43:08,242
And I've been looking
for love this entire time
1084
00:43:08,253 --> 00:43:11,326
without ever truly loving myself.
1085
00:43:11,444 --> 00:43:13,074
Come on. You got to see
this. What you think?
1086
00:43:13,085 --> 00:43:15,521
But the person I love the
most is right in front of me.
1087
00:43:15,532 --> 00:43:17,270
- Beautiful.
- How you feel about it?
1088
00:43:17,281 --> 00:43:20,019
I think it's gorgeous.
1089
00:43:20,030 --> 00:43:22,302
It's yours. This house is yours.
1090
00:43:22,485 --> 00:43:24,289
What? Honey!
1091
00:43:24,443 --> 00:43:27,552
DAVE: A wise man once told me
that until you can love yourself...
1092
00:43:27,563 --> 00:43:30,346
Hey, Mom, hey, Dad.
Um, I got some big news.
1093
00:43:31,156 --> 00:43:33,223
Uh, I'm starting my own record label.
1094
00:43:33,512 --> 00:43:35,864
- ... you won't be able to love anybody else.
- Yeah.
1095
00:43:36,205 --> 00:43:38,132
(QUIETLY): Uh, I need to
borrow some more money, though.
1096
00:43:38,143 --> 00:43:39,480
DAVE: When I close my eyes,
1097
00:43:39,491 --> 00:43:41,619
I-I swear I think of the same thing
1098
00:43:41,630 --> 00:43:44,101
over and over and over again.
1099
00:43:44,112 --> 00:43:45,700
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
1100
00:43:45,711 --> 00:43:47,092
It's you.
1101
00:43:48,471 --> 00:43:50,241
It's always been you.
1102
00:43:50,381 --> 00:43:52,652
? ?
1103
00:43:55,525 --> 00:44:00,635
? I love myself ?
1104
00:44:00,742 --> 00:44:02,414
? I do ?
1105
00:44:04,357 --> 00:44:07,663
? Every morning and every night ?
1106
00:44:08,196 --> 00:44:12,901
? I love myself ?
1107
00:44:13,468 --> 00:44:14,911
? I do... ?
1108
00:44:15,418 --> 00:44:17,388
(ELEPHANT EXHALES)
1109
00:44:24,263 --> 00:44:26,467
Let's get you out of here.
1110
00:44:28,431 --> 00:44:29,833
(GRUNTS)
1111
00:44:34,041 --> 00:44:35,840
- Hey.
- Hey, how was your flight?
1112
00:44:35,851 --> 00:44:37,060
It was a little long.
1113
00:44:37,071 --> 00:44:38,173
- (SIGHS)
- Yeah.
1114
00:44:38,184 --> 00:44:40,556
- Where is, uh...
- Right over there.
1115
00:44:40,567 --> 00:44:42,505
- Oh.
- Watch your step, watch your step.
1116
00:44:42,516 --> 00:44:44,085
Okay. Thank you.
1117
00:44:46,647 --> 00:44:48,179
Hey, Drake!
1118
00:44:48,438 --> 00:44:49,864
What's up?
1119
00:44:50,603 --> 00:44:53,449
Thank you for responding
to my DM. I, uh...
1120
00:44:53,460 --> 00:44:57,292
I know it was long, but,
uh, shooters shoot, right?
1121
00:44:57,682 --> 00:44:59,017
- That's what they say.
- Yeah.
1122
00:44:59,028 --> 00:45:01,251
I apologize for the delay on it, but...
1123
00:45:01,262 --> 00:45:03,954
- No. Yeah.
- Happy-happy we could connect, for sure.
1124
00:45:03,965 --> 00:45:05,420
I've just been all over the place.
1125
00:45:05,457 --> 00:45:06,917
- All right.
- (SOFTLY): Yeah.
1126
00:45:06,928 --> 00:45:09,394
- Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
- Yes, sir. I got you.
1127
00:45:09,405 --> 00:45:12,210
- You don't know how long I've waited for this.
- (CHUCKLES)
1128
00:45:12,221 --> 00:45:13,737
You're here now, though, so...
1129
00:45:13,748 --> 00:45:15,050
- Yeah.
- Welcome.
1130
00:45:15,061 --> 00:45:16,068
- Thank you.
- Welcome.
1131
00:45:16,079 --> 00:45:19,080
I know that my DM probably,
like, sounded crazy and...
1132
00:45:19,252 --> 00:45:23,008
my aggression level to getting
here might be far-reaching,
1133
00:45:23,019 --> 00:45:27,078
but, like, I really am,
like... I am a superstar.
1134
00:45:27,089 --> 00:45:29,749
I am worthy and I am special.
1135
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,527
I appreciate that, but
y... when you say it,
1136
00:45:31,538 --> 00:45:33,809
it's almost like you have this,
like, kind of undertone, like,
1137
00:45:33,820 --> 00:45:36,409
there's, like, an
auto-tune crying under you.
1138
00:45:36,420 --> 00:45:38,641
- Oh. Yeah.
- So, like, just tell me again,
1139
00:45:38,652 --> 00:45:41,097
like, you're special, but
without being like, "Eh, eh."
1140
00:45:41,108 --> 00:45:43,911
- I'm a star. Yeah.
- Yes. Yeah. Again.
1141
00:45:43,922 --> 00:45:46,226
- I'm on your fucking level. I am.
- (CHUCKLES): Okay.
1142
00:45:46,237 --> 00:45:48,208
- (DRAKE STAMMERS)
- I'm a star!
1143
00:45:48,578 --> 00:45:51,711
- I'm a superstar, man. I am.
- Yeah.
1144
00:45:52,353 --> 00:45:54,228
- I like that. For real, kid.
- Yeah.
1145
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:55,849
Let's cook. We're... by the way,
1146
00:45:55,860 --> 00:45:57,826
just, like, super intense first combo.
1147
00:45:57,837 --> 00:45:59,989
I was go... about to ask
if you wanted to eat, but...
1148
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,157
- Oh.
- ... obviously we went
1149
00:46:01,168 --> 00:46:03,223
straight into positive
affirmations, so...
1150
00:46:03,234 --> 00:46:07,108
Any, like, chance you can, like,
teach me how to love myself?
1151
00:46:07,690 --> 00:46:10,505
No. That's like a...
1152
00:46:10,516 --> 00:46:14,323
Wish we could rewind life.
I didn't ask you that.
1153
00:46:14,334 --> 00:46:16,007
But the first time that I, like,
1154
00:46:16,017 --> 00:46:17,852
I heard you and I was like,
"I fuck with this shit."
1155
00:46:17,863 --> 00:46:19,227
- Like, I fuck with your...
- (EXHALES)
1156
00:46:19,238 --> 00:46:20,865
- I fuck with your shit.
- That means the world.
1157
00:46:20,876 --> 00:46:22,813
All I ever needed was the opportunity.
1158
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:24,866
Yeah, yeah, no, I have a
studio. You want to, like...
1159
00:46:24,877 --> 00:46:26,629
I mean, listen, we can listen to beats,
1160
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,670
you can play me some
shit, like, whatever.
1161
00:46:28,681 --> 00:46:31,304
I'd love to make some,
like, scorned love, like,
1162
00:46:31,583 --> 00:46:33,577
"girl that got away" type shit.
1163
00:46:33,588 --> 00:46:35,823
(SCOFFS) Might have to
extend the trip, then.
1164
00:46:36,059 --> 00:46:37,996
- (LAUGHS): Let's go.
- So much time.
1165
00:46:38,007 --> 00:46:41,047
DRAKE: What should I call
you, by the way? Dave or Dicky?
1166
00:46:41,058 --> 00:46:42,895
DAVE: Oh.
1167
00:46:44,183 --> 00:46:45,899
Um...
1168
00:46:46,434 --> 00:46:49,540
? Me, Drake, on one song ?
1169
00:46:49,551 --> 00:46:51,009
? I did it ?
1170
00:46:51,131 --> 00:46:52,795
? How did I do it? I did it ?
1171
00:46:52,806 --> 00:46:54,310
? I got a song with Drake ?
1172
00:46:54,434 --> 00:46:55,955
? I got a song with Drake ?
1173
00:46:55,966 --> 00:46:57,636
? I got a song with Drake ?
1174
00:46:57,743 --> 00:46:59,056
? I did it, I did it ?
1175
00:46:59,139 --> 00:47:00,832
? Me, Drake, yes ?
1176
00:47:00,843 --> 00:47:03,013
? Same song, Spotify credits ?
1177
00:47:03,034 --> 00:47:05,104
? Billboard's, everything, I did it ?
1178
00:47:05,243 --> 00:47:07,161
? I've done it, how did I do it? ?
1179
00:47:07,172 --> 00:47:09,942
? I got a song with Drake,
yes, I got a song with Drake ?
1180
00:47:09,953 --> 00:47:13,194
? I got a song with Drake,
I got a song with Drake ?
1181
00:47:13,474 --> 00:47:15,141
? Look at the chart ?
1182
00:47:15,201 --> 00:47:16,715
? Wait till his part ?
1183
00:47:16,726 --> 00:47:18,453
? It'll be, like, Drake ?
1184
00:47:18,464 --> 00:47:19,949
? They will try to hate ?
1185
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:21,430
? But don't know it's great ?
1186
00:47:21,557 --> 00:47:23,208
? Watch how it does in a club ?
1187
00:47:23,219 --> 00:47:24,254
? Drizzy, tell 'em what's up ?
1188
00:47:24,265 --> 00:47:25,716
? It's Drake. ?
1189
00:47:43,374 --> 00:47:45,936
(LAUGHTER)
1190
00:47:45,947 --> 00:47:47,684
DIRECTOR: Cut, cut.
1191
00:47:47,734 --> 00:47:52,284
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