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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,087 --> 00:00:06,256 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 2 00:00:04,087 --> 00:00:06,256 I WOULD LIKE TO RAISE A GLASS 3 00:00:06,298 --> 00:00:10,970 TO THE NEWEST ANALYST HERE AT 4 00:00:06,298 --> 00:00:10,970 SHARPE FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT-- 5 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:12,930 JUNE COLBURN! 6 00:00:12,972 --> 00:00:15,140 (June) THIS IS 7 00:00:12,972 --> 00:00:15,140 THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 8 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:16,517 MY MOM ALWAYS SAID, 9 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,101 "IF YOU'RE WILLING TO DO 10 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,101 WHATEVER IT TAKES, 11 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,228 YOU CAN MAKE ANYTHING 12 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,228 COME TRUE." 13 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:21,647 DO I HAVE ANY REGRETS? 14 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:22,982 DRINK IT! 15 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:22,982 DRINK IT, YOU BITCH! 16 00:00:23,022 --> 00:00:24,274 (high-pitched voice) 17 00:00:23,022 --> 00:00:24,274 OH, MY GOD! 18 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:25,693 JUNE, WHAT THE HELL 19 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:25,693 IS WRONG W-- 20 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:25,693 DRINK IT! DRINK IT! 21 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:27,110 NO. 22 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:29,530 (Katie Hampton) ♪ I'M NOT 23 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:29,530 PERFECT, I'M NO SNITCH ♪ 24 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:31,156 ♪ BUT I CAN TELL YOU ♪ 25 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:33,074 (whispers) ♪ SHE'S A... ♪ 26 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:33,074 (buzzer) 27 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,577 ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪ 28 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:39,581 ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪ 29 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:40,875 WHAT IS THE AMAZON? 30 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:42,001 (beeps) 31 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:42,001 (man on TV) WHAT IS THE AMAZON? 32 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:43,293 OOH! 33 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:44,503 (man) YES, AND YOU 34 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:44,503 STILL CONTROL THE BOARD. 35 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:47,088 (man) UH, I'LL TAKE, UH, 36 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:47,088 SPORTS FOR $400. 37 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:48,173 I'M GOING OUT. 38 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:49,383 THIS TEAM MOVED 39 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:49,383 FROM MINNEAPOLIS... 40 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:52,427 (Lykke Li's "Get Some" playing) 41 00:00:57,641 --> 00:00:59,393 (singsongy) I'M HOME! 42 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:02,145 (TV playing indistinctly, 43 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:02,145 horn honking in distance) 44 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,271 (sets down glass) 45 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,273 ♪ LIKE A SHOTGUN ♪ 46 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:07,484 ♪ NEEDS AN OUTCOME ♪ 47 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:09,361 ♪ I'M YOUR PROSTITUTE ♪ 48 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,821 WHAT IS MOZAMBIQUE? 49 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,821 (ding) 50 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:12,113 THAT'S IT. 51 00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:12,113 (man) $800, PLEASE. 52 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,491 THIS COUNTRY IS... 53 00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:19,204 ♪ GOT YOU AROUND MY FINGER 54 00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:19,204 LIKE A LONELY LOVER'S CHARM ♪ 55 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:22,666 ♪♪♪ 56 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:25,586 ♪ YOU GON' GET SOME ♪ 57 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:27,337 WHO IS SAM SPADE? 58 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:27,337 (beeps) 59 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:30,049 YES. AND YOU'RE STILL 60 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:30,049 IN CONTROL OF THE BOARD. 61 00:01:30,089 --> 00:01:31,341 (woman) I'LL TAKE... 62 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:32,801 WE NEED TO TALK. 63 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:32,801 WE NEED TO TALK. 64 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:34,344 YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. 65 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:34,344 YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM. 66 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:37,138 ME? I'M NOT THE ONE COMING HOME 67 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:37,138 WASTED EVERY MORNING. 68 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:39,307 JUNE, YOU'RE AN ADDICT. 69 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:43,812 YOU ARE SHOVELING FOOD 70 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:43,812 INTO YOUR FACE CONSTANTLY. 71 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:45,397 I LEAVE AT NIGHT, 72 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:45,397 YOU'RE EATING. 73 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,357 I COME HOME IN THE MORNING, 74 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,357 YOU'RE EATING. 75 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:50,151 SOMETIMES, 76 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:50,151 I SEE YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE 77 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:52,195 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY 78 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:52,195 WITH A BAG OF FOOD. 79 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:55,074 THAT'S CALLED BREAKFAST, 80 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:55,074 LUNCH, AND DINNER. 81 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,324 I DON'T CARE WHAT 82 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,324 THE STREET NAMES ARE CALLED. 83 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:59,453 THE INTERSECTION IS DEATH. 84 00:01:59,494 --> 00:02:00,454 HEY! 85 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:01,747 (opens trash can) 86 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,082 I'M NOT THE ONE 87 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,082 OUT PARTYING EVERY NIGHT. 88 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,875 I'M NOT PARTYING. 89 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,875 I'M MAKING CONNECTIONS. 90 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:06,627 I'M CREATING OPPORTUNITIES. 91 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:10,547 FOR EXAMPLE, LAST NIGHT, I PEED 92 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:10,547 NEXT TO JADA PINKETT SMITH, 93 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:13,050 AND NOW I'M INVITED 94 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:13,050 TO TOM HANKS' EASTER EGG HUNT. 95 00:02:13,092 --> 00:02:15,469 LOOK, I AM DOING 96 00:02:13,092 --> 00:02:15,469 EVERYTHING I CAN. 97 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:18,597 I HAVE PAPERED WALL STREET 98 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:18,597 WITH MY RESUME, 99 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,349 AND I CANNOT GET AN INTERVIEW 100 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,349 ANYWHERE. 101 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:22,684 THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR APPROACH 102 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:22,684 IS ALL WRONG. 103 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:24,352 YOU CAN'T RELY 104 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:24,352 ON A PIECE OF PAPER. 105 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:25,813 YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR FACE 106 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:25,813 OUT THERE, 107 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:28,565 AND YOUR BOOBS UP HERE. 108 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:30,609 COME ON, JUNE. AT LEAST TRY. 109 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,903 ARE THEY REALLY SAGGING? 110 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:34,237 A LITTLE. 111 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:35,572 (horn honks) 112 00:02:35,614 --> 00:02:38,075 CHLOE'S RIGHT. 113 00:02:35,614 --> 00:02:38,075 IT'S ALL WHO YOU KNOW. 114 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:39,200 I WANNA SUCCEED, 115 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:41,036 BUT I WANNA BE JUDGED 116 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:41,036 ON THE QUALITY OF MY WORK, 117 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:42,913 NOT WHO I KNOW. 118 00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:47,417 EXCUSE ME. A HOMELESS MAN JUST 119 00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:47,417 THREW UP ON THE SANDWICH CASE. 120 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:51,463 I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA 121 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:51,463 MOP THE HELL OUT OF THAT VOMIT. 122 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,674 THAT IS GROSS. 123 00:02:57,176 --> 00:02:58,595 So then it turned out 124 00:02:58,637 --> 00:03:01,140 the grapes weren't seedless 125 00:02:58,637 --> 00:03:01,140 after all. (giggles) 126 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:02,641 SO... MOM, 127 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,476 INSTEAD OF CHATTING EVERY DAY, 128 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:08,271 I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE CAN 129 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:08,271 START CHATTING EVERY OTHER DAY. 130 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,898 What? No! 131 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:12,151 We have important things 132 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:12,151 we need to tell you about. 133 00:03:12,191 --> 00:03:14,653 OKAY, WELL, 134 00:03:12,191 --> 00:03:14,653 I'M GONNA LET YOU GO-- 135 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,404 Your father got 136 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,404 a new smartphone! 137 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,404 Yeah! Lookit! 138 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,448 I can check the weather 139 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,448 anywhere in the country, honey. 140 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:20,701 It's 37 degrees 141 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:20,701 where you are. 142 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:22,536 And flurries! Ooh! 143 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:22,536 Brr! (laughs) 144 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:24,079 (door opens) 145 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:25,622 JUNE, HEY, QUICK QUESTION. 146 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:27,124 I'M MEETING 147 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:27,124 A FILM CREW TODAY. 148 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:28,416 WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK 149 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:28,416 I SHOULD GO WITH, 150 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,251 CUBAN HEEL 151 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:31,252 OR FLAMENCO BOOT? 152 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:33,088 Is that James Van Der Beek? 153 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:34,255 (singsongy) James! 154 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:36,758 HEY! 155 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:36,758 James, honey! 156 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,678 I just read that you're gonna 157 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,678 be on "Dancing With the Stars." 158 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,139 You are going to win! 159 00:03:42,181 --> 00:03:43,557 REALLY? YOU THINK SO? 160 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:47,978 I know so! I am the number one 161 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:47,978 "DWTS" fan! 162 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:50,313 Your only real competition 163 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:50,313 is Dean Cain. 164 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,691 He was... Superman. (chuckles) 165 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,275 YEAH, 166 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,275 LIKE SEVEN SUPERMANS AGO. 167 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,153 OKAY, GUYS, 168 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,153 WELL, I'M GONNA GO. 169 00:03:56,195 --> 00:03:58,655 Bye, honey. 170 00:03:56,195 --> 00:03:58,655 So, James, who's your partner? 171 00:03:58,697 --> 00:03:59,823 UH, WE DON'T KNOW YET. 172 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,282 THEY, UM, THEY KEEP 173 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,282 THE PAIRINGS A SECRET, 174 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:02,701 AND THEN THEY TAPE 175 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:02,701 THE INTRODUCTION LIVE 176 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:03,952 TO PRESERVE THE MAGIC. 177 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:05,913 Well, your partner is crucial. 178 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,330 ALL RIGHT, BYE! SEE YOU LATER! 179 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,330 WE'LL TALK. 180 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,330 SO, IT--HOLD ON-- 181 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:09,290 James? 182 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:09,290 WHAT D-- 183 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:10,709 OKAY, COME ON, GET DRESSED. 184 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:11,960 WE HAVE TO MAKE IT TO THE BAR 185 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:13,294 BEFORE THE STOCK EXCHANGE 186 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:13,294 CLOSES, 187 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:15,296 UNLESS YOU'D RATHER 188 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:15,296 STUFF YOUR PIEHOLE 189 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,716 UNTIL THE SEAMS 190 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,716 OF YOUR HOUSECOAT EXPLODE. 191 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,594 CHLOE, I'M NOT DRINKING MY WAY 192 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,594 INTO A JOB. 193 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:22,179 IF YOU WANT YOUR DREAMS 194 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:22,179 TO COME TRUE, 195 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:25,557 YOU NEED TO DO 196 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:25,557 WHATEVER IT TAKES. 197 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,976 NOW SLIP OFF YOUR PANTIES 198 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,976 AND PUT ON THIS DRESS. 199 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:29,644 DAMN! 200 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:34,482 YOU GUYS WORK AT J.T. FRANKLIN? 201 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:35,567 YOU HAD A GREAT THIRD QUARTER. 202 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,736 I MUST'VE LEFT 203 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,736 A DOZEN VOICE MAILS 204 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,613 FOR YOUR H.R. DEPARTMENT. 205 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,613 (chuckles) 206 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:43,324 (laughing) THOSE VOICE MAILS 207 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:43,324 ARE HILARIOUS! 208 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:46,161 (laughing) 209 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:46,161 DUDE, I EVEN MADE ONE 210 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:46,161 MY RINGTONE. 211 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,329 CHLOE, I'M GOING HOME. 212 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:51,208 THESE GUYS ARE JERKS, AND I'M 213 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:51,208 EXHAUSTED AND HUNGRY AND-- 214 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:53,585 FINE! GIVE ME YOUR DRINK 215 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:53,585 AND GET OUT OF HERE, QUITTER! 216 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:56,504 WAIT, WHAT WERE WE TALKING 217 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:56,504 ABOUT? WHY AM I MAD AT YOU? 218 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:57,422 (scoffs) 219 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:59,340 (indistinct conversations) 220 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:00,759 (man) HERE YOU GO. 221 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:00,759 THANK YOU. 222 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:04,638 OH! NICE ROLEX. 223 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:06,140 WHO'S ITS DADDY? 224 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:07,515 MY NAME'S TREY. 225 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:09,935 HI, TREY. ARE YOU IN 226 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:09,935 THE FINANCE GAME? 227 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,770 OH, I LOVE GAMES-- 228 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,730 MONOPOLY, 229 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:14,982 CHUTES AND LADDERS. 230 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,150 CANDY LAND. 231 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:18,610 YOU SHOULD SEE 232 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:18,610 MY GUMDROP MOUNTAINS. 233 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,780 (laughing) 234 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,780 (laughing) 235 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:26,618 MMM! MMM! 236 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:26,618 MMM! 237 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,369 (jars rattle) 238 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,369 AH! 239 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:29,537 LET'S TAKE 240 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:29,537 BEFORE AND AFTER PICTURES. 241 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:31,165 WHAT? OKAY? 242 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:31,165 LET'S SEE HOW SWEATY WE GET. 243 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:32,666 (camera shutter clicks) 244 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:32,666 I SWEAT WHEN I EAT PEPPERS. 245 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,417 REALLY? 246 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,417 OH, YEAH. (grunts) 247 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:35,669 (clatters) 248 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:35,669 WHOA! 249 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,378 (panting) 250 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,378 (panting) WHAT? 251 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:39,589 OH! 252 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:41,008 LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, 253 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:41,008 BUSINESSMAN. 254 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,383 (clatter) 255 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:44,636 (undoes zipper) 256 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,387 (knocking on door) 257 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:49,683 HEY, IS CHLOE HERE? 258 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:51,310 SHE ASKED ME TO GIVE HER 259 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:51,310 A HEADS-UP 260 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:53,394 IF I DISCOVERED ANY INTERESTING 261 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:53,394 PARTY COMBINATIONS. 262 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:55,438 LAST NIGHT, I WAS WORKING 263 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:55,438 AT THE E.R... 264 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,398 (singsongy) AND SOMEONE GOT 265 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,398 A LITTLE CREATIVE-- 266 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,568 EXPIRED MEXICAN NASAL SPRAY 267 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,568 AND POMEGRANATE JUICE. 268 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:03,655 WHEN MIXED TOGETHER, THEY BECOME 269 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:03,655 WHAT IS KNOWN AS A "MIND BANG." 270 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,991 LIKE, KABOOM! 271 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,784 "WHAT HAPPENED?" SO... 272 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:11,412 (cell phone rings) 273 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:13,290 (beep) 274 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:14,415 HELLO? 275 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:14,415 (man) June Colburn? 276 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:15,792 YES, THIS IS JUNE COLBURN. 277 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,418 Miss Colburn, I'm calling from 278 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,418 Gabe Sharpe's office 279 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,213 at Sharpe Financial Management. 280 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:20,505 We'd like you to come in 281 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:20,505 for an interview. 282 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:20,505 (Chloe exhales deeply) 283 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:23,050 I'D WOULD G--J--W-- 284 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:23,050 Excellent. 285 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,425 3:00 today. 286 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,425 (laughs) 287 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:25,719 (beep) 288 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:25,719 (sighs) 289 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,428 (slurring) WAS THAT FOR 290 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,428 THE JOB INTERVIEW I GOT YOU 291 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:30,849 AT SHARPER FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT? 292 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,851 WAIT! YOU DID THIS? 293 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:33,977 I TOLD YOU--NETWORKING. 294 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,937 I WENT OUT, I MET 295 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,937 THIS SUPER HOT GUY TREY. 296 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:38,315 HE WORKS THERE. 297 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:38,315 AND... BOOM. 298 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:39,524 GOT YOU THE INTERVIEW. 299 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,860 OH! WOW. 300 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,528 WHOO! I'M GONNA 301 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,528 FEEL THIS TOMORROW. 302 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:44,946 OH, YOUR HANGOVER? 303 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:47,157 YEAH, SURE. 304 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:50,827 OH! 305 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:53,372 ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪ 306 00:06:53,412 --> 00:06:54,956 BEFORE GRADUATING 307 00:06:53,412 --> 00:06:54,956 AT THE TOP OF MY CLASS, 308 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:57,042 I HAD 309 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:57,042 TWO PREMIER INTERNSHIPS... 310 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,086 MM-HMM. HOW VERY IMPRESSIVE. 311 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:00,337 CARAMEL CHEW? 312 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:02,714 OH. UH, SURE. 313 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,465 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HERE. 314 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:08,511 I'VE--I'VE BEEN TRYING FOR... 315 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:08,511 (mouth full) MONTHS TO... 316 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:11,056 GET AN INTERVIEW HERE. 317 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:12,682 SORRY. 318 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:12,682 HMM? 319 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:14,475 UM... 320 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:14,475 YEAH? 321 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:15,852 THIS CARAMEL CHEW... 322 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:15,852 AH. 323 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,645 IT'S A LOT. 324 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:20,481 SO YOUR RESUME MADE IT 325 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:20,481 TO THE TOP OF THE HEAP 326 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:24,569 BECAUSE MY SON TREY IS SO TAKEN 327 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:24,569 WITH YOUR FRIEND CHLOE. 328 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:26,571 TREY'S YOUR SON? 329 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,740 MM-HMM, AND I WOULD 330 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,740 DO ANYTHING FOR HIM. 331 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,785 SO... CONGRATULATIONS. 332 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:33,078 YOU ARE HIRED! 333 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,371 OH, MY GOD! 334 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,371 (laughs) 335 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:35,705 THAT IS AMAZING! 336 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:37,749 (laughing) 337 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:37,749 OH! OH! OH! OH! 338 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:40,877 OH, I'M SO SORRY. 339 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:40,877 I JUST--I JUST DROOLED ON YOU. 340 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:42,503 I... 341 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:42,503 OH, WHOA. 342 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,756 I'M TRYING TO SWALLOW THIS THING 343 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,756 WHOLE BUT IT--IT FOUGHT ME. 344 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,425 WE JUST HAVE 345 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,425 A FEW MORE FORMALITIES-- 346 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,509 BACKGROUND CHECK, DRUG TEST. 347 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:49,761 JUST TAKE A FEW MORE DAYS, 348 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:50,720 AND THEN WE CAN 349 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:50,720 MAKE IT OFFICIAL. 350 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,180 YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED. 351 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:54,141 (laughs) 352 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:54,141 GOOD. 353 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:57,727 OH, HERE'S MY SON TREY. HE WANTS 354 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:57,727 TO MEET CHLOE'S ROOMMATE. 355 00:07:57,769 --> 00:07:59,604 (panting) 356 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:02,190 I PUT STICKERS ON MY TIE. 357 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:02,190 (laughs) 358 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:03,358 THIS IS... 359 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:03,358 MM-HMM. 360 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,525 UH, C-CHLOE'S TREY? 361 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:07,404 CHLOE CUT MY BELT AND THEN 362 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:07,404 DID THINGS TO MY JUMBLES. 363 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,992 I HAVE A FEVER NOW... 364 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,994 IN MY SWIMSUIT. 365 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:17,497 (door closes) 366 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:25,380 (June) TREY WORKS HERE? 367 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:26,798 I LIKE TRAINS. 368 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,216 YEAH, HE USED TO BE ONE OF 369 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:29,968 OUR MOST CUTTHROAT 370 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:29,968 AND SUCCESSFUL BROKERS... 371 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,719 (sniffs) 372 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,719 BEFORE "THE INCIDENT." 373 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,555 LOOK, PROFESSOR X, 374 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:35,807 WE HAVE BEEN OVER THIS. 375 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,768 I TOOK A GAMBLE WITH YOUR MONEY, 376 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,768 AND YOU LOST. 377 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:40,561 THE MONEY IS GONE. 378 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:40,561 (whooshing) 379 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:42,856 MOVE OUT OF YOUR R.V., 380 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:42,856 MOVE IN WITH YOUR DAUGHTER, 381 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:45,442 START ORGANIZING YOUR PILLS, 382 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:45,442 AND GET READY TO DIE, BITCH. 383 00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:46,567 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 384 00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:46,567 (growling) 385 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:47,944 SERIOUSLY, 386 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:47,944 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 387 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:49,279 AAH! 388 00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:50,571 (kisses) 389 00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:50,571 BUT THE DOCTORS 390 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:53,492 ARE CONFIDENT THAT 391 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:53,492 HE'LL MAKE A FULL RECOVERY 392 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,995 IF HE COMES IN EVERY DAY 393 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,995 AND KEEPS TO HIS ROUTINE. 394 00:08:57,037 --> 00:09:00,999 NOW BEING INTIMATE 395 00:08:57,037 --> 00:09:00,999 WITH, UH, YOUR FRIEND CHLOE 396 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,251 WAS A REAL MILESTONE 397 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,251 FOR MY SON. 398 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:06,880 IF THEY SHOULD BREAK UP, 399 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:06,880 THAT WOULD MAKE ME VERY SAD, 400 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:10,842 AND I DON'T KNOW IF I'D STILL 401 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:10,842 BE IN THE HIRING MOOD. 402 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:13,845 I-I WILL DO WHATEVER 403 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:13,845 I... NEED TO DO 404 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,096 TO KEEP THEM INTIMATE. 405 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:17,391 I WILL GET IN THERE MYSELF. 406 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:17,391 (laughs nervously) 407 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:20,310 GET IN THERE! (chuckles) 408 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:24,647 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 409 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,107 OH. I'M WAITING 410 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,107 FOR MY PEDICURE TO DRY 411 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,608 BEFORE I PUT ON 412 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,608 MY CUBAN HEELS. 413 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,777 AS I MAKE THE TRANSITION 414 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,777 FROM ACTOR TO DANCER, 415 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,488 MY FEET ARE MY NEW FACE. 416 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:33,532 WELL, THEN I KINDA WANT 417 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:33,532 TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FEET. 418 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:37,536 OH, HEY! HOW'D IT GO? 419 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:37,536 (door closes) 420 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,038 GREAT. UM, THEY HIRED ME 421 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,038 ON THE SPOT. 422 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,789 IF ALL GOES WELL, 423 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,789 I START ON FRIDAY. 424 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,208 YAY! 425 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,208 ALL RIGHT! 426 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,293 SO YOU'RE FINALLY 427 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,293 BACK IN THE RESTAURANT BIZ. 428 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:46,627 I'M NOT... 429 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:48,838 UM, SO... I MET TREY. 430 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,049 HE'S... HE'S NICE. 431 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,427 NICE TO LOOK AT NAKED 432 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,427 ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR, 433 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:54,928 CRUMBS STUCK TO HIS ASS. 434 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,637 (chuckles) 435 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:59,057 UM, HOW DRUNK WERE YOU? 436 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,850 (laughs) SHATTERED! 437 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:02,352 NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 438 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,645 I'M GONNA GO GET DRUNK 439 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,645 AND HAVE SEX ON THE SUBWAY. 440 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:06,440 TREY HAS A THING FOR TRAINS. 441 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:08,233 (laughs nervously) 442 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,943 AH. 443 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,528 OKAY. 444 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,071 SO YOU KNOW CHLOE WELL. 445 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,071 YEAH. 446 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:17,658 HAS SHE EVER DATED A GUY 447 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:17,658 WHO'S NOT UP TO HER... 448 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:21,871 PHYSICAL AND/OR... 449 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:21,871 MENTAL STANDARDS? 450 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:24,165 OH, NO! WHAT, HAS SHE GOT 451 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:24,165 HER MARTINI GOGGLES ON AGAIN? 452 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,918 (laughs) 453 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,918 YEAH, EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, 454 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,295 SHE GOES THROUGH THESE PERIODS 455 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:29,670 WHERE SHE JUST GETS 456 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:29,670 SUPER SMASHED 457 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,047 AND HER JUDGMENT GOES 458 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,047 RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW. 459 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,299 I MEAN, SHE'LL GET 460 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,299 ON A TREE STUMP 461 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,674 AND THINK IT'S A KENNEDY. 462 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:35,676 THAT'S E--THAT'S EXACTLY 463 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:35,676 WHAT'S HAPPENING. 464 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:36,761 WELL, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 465 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:36,761 YOU JUST TELL HER. 466 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:37,845 SHE'LL HAVE A LAUGH, 467 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,680 SET FIRE TO HIS CAR, 468 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,680 AND MOVE ON. 469 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:41,682 I WILL. 470 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:43,768 I-I W--I WILL TOTALLY 471 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:43,768 TELL HER... 472 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:47,397 RIGHT AFTER I SIGN MY CONTRACT 473 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:47,397 ON FRIDAY. 474 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:50,150 THIS IS MY DREAM JOB, 475 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:53,320 AND CHLOE SAID HERSELF 476 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:53,320 TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES. 477 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,071 DEVIOUS. 478 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:56,697 JAMES LIKEY. 479 00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:58,950 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 480 00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:58,950 THAT'S GONNA BE 481 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,118 MY NEW CATCHPHRASE 482 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,118 FOR "DANCING WITH THE STARS." 483 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,702 I'M GONNA SAY IT 484 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,702 AS OFTEN AS I CAN. 485 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:02,954 JAMES LIKEY. 486 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,999 OH, IT'S SO MUCH FUN 487 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,999 TO WATCH YOUR PROCESS. 488 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,334 YEAH, IT IS. 489 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:13,089 YOU LOOK GREAT, JAMES. 490 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:13,089 OH, THANK YOU. 491 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:14,132 YOU'RE THE MOST FLEXIBLE 492 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:14,132 CONTESTANT WE'VE HAD 493 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,176 SINCE RICHARD GRIECO. 494 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,718 IT'S ALL HAPPENING. 495 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:18,886 (knock on door) 496 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:19,971 OKAY, 497 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:19,971 SO THAT'S YOUR PARTNER, 498 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,722 SO YOU'RE GONNA GREET HER, 499 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,016 AND WE'LL GO RIGHT INTO 500 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,016 THE INTRODUCTORY DANCE. 501 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:23,975 (laughs) 502 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,186 (inhales and exhales deeply) 503 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,813 I'VE MISSED YOU, AMERICA. 504 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,440 OHH! 505 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,440 AW, (bleep). 506 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:31,566 (door slams) 507 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,026 Angie Beckencort?! 508 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,529 James, 509 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,529 she's an 8-time loser. 510 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:36,737 IT WAS A NIGHTMARE. 511 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,532 (stomps feet) 512 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,532 NO. 513 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,033 (yawns) 514 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:41,742 BLFFT! SORRY. 515 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:41,742 IT'S A LITTLE DRY. 516 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,995 (cell phone rings) 517 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,995 HOLD ON, LET ME JUST-- 518 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,995 I GOTTA TAKE THIS. 519 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,747 I read on her blog that 520 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,747 she's trying to get financing 521 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:50,001 for some Eskimo movie 522 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:50,001 that she wants to star in. 523 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,003 THAT GREASY SLUT! 524 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,672 We have to do something. 525 00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:56,633 Dean Cain is dancing 526 00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:56,633 with champion Karina Smirnoff. 527 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,134 (groans) 528 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,134 OH! (groans) 529 00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,844 SO IT'S OVER. IT--IT... 530 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:00,928 IT'S OVER BEFORE IT BEGINS. 531 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,390 ARE YOU CHATTING WITH MY MOM? 532 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,390 NOT NOW, JUNE. 533 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,225 MOM, I'VE LEFT YOU 534 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,225 FIVE MESSAGES! 535 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:08,186 I-I GOT THIS JOB OFFER! 536 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:08,186 BUT I DON'T-- 537 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,813 Sweetheart, we don't have 538 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,813 to chat every day. 539 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:13,233 THANK YOU, CONNIE. IT'S LIKE 540 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:13,233 ALL OF A SUDDEN, GOD HATES ME. 541 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,193 OH, NO, HE DOESN'T. 542 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:15,193 (Trey and Chloe laugh) 543 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:18,697 OH, HEY! DON'T MIND US. 544 00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:21,782 TREY JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT 545 00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:21,782 KIND OF TOYS I HAVE IN MY ROOM. 546 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,993 (chuckles nervously) 547 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,993 WE BOUGHT BATTERIES! 548 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:24,952 MM! 549 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,663 MMM! 550 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:28,206 OOH, ISN'T HE GORGEOUS? 551 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,790 HUH. 552 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,209 (giggles) 553 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:34,087 HEY, BABY. 554 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:36,423 (squeals) 555 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,049 HE IS SOMETHING ELSE. 556 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,594 MY BODY MAKES SALT! 557 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,220 (laughs) 558 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,220 SO IS HE-- 559 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,223 IS HE STAYING UNTIL 560 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,223 THE SOBER LIGHT OF MORNING? 561 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,100 YEAH, HE SAID HE WANTS 562 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,100 TO MAKE A FORT. 563 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,727 (laughs) 564 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,727 (laughs) 565 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:51,020 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS, 566 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:51,020 BUT I AM SO DOWN. 567 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:52,272 AH! 568 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,815 (mutters) 569 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,815 LET'S MAKE A FORT. (laughs) 570 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,443 COME ON, BIG BOY. (laughs) 571 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,443 (door closes) 572 00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:00,196 (snoring) 573 00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:00,196 (whispering) HEY. 574 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:02,115 HEY. 575 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,408 SANTA? 576 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,286 YES, I AM SANTA, 577 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:10,123 AND YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE 578 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:10,123 THAT CAN SAVE CHRISTMAS. 579 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:14,127 (whispers) 580 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:14,127 I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME. 581 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:16,129 WRONG DOOR! 582 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,799 (continues snoring) 583 00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:26,139 JUNE COLBURN. ANALYST. 584 00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:26,139 SHARPE FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT. 585 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,140 NICE! 586 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,642 THEY EVEN 587 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,642 SPELLED YOUR NAME RIGHT. 588 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,101 (chuckles) 589 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,770 YEAH, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET 590 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,770 A NEW ONE FOR SIX MONTHS. 591 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:34,689 APPARENTLY, 592 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:34,689 THESE THINGS ARE $125. 593 00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:37,651 THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, MARK. 594 00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:37,651 OH. 595 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:41,028 (sighs) YOU HELPED ME THROUGH 596 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:41,028 THE LOWEST POINT OF MY LIFE. 597 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,863 THIS JOB SAVED ME. 598 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,866 HEY, NO PROBLEM. (chuckles) 599 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,535 HEY, CAN I TAKE YOU OUT TONIGHT 600 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,535 TO SAY THANK YOU? 601 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:48,869 THERE'S THIS BAR 602 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:48,869 NEAR WALL STREET 603 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,163 THAT CHLOE TOOK ME TO. 604 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,956 OH, YEAH. I'VE BEEN TO 605 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,956 THE MEET MARKET. 606 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,167 I PRINTED MY RESUME 607 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,167 ON SOME COCKTAIL NAPKINS 608 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,585 AND LEFT 'EM INSIDE. 609 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:59,880 SO, YEAH, I'M DESPERATE, 610 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:59,880 AND THE DARKNESS IS CLOSING IN. 611 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:02,091 GREAT. 612 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:02,091 I WILL SEE YOU TONIGHT. 613 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,886 (beeps) 614 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,886 WHAT IS A.I.D.S.?! 615 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,138 (man) WHO IS GEORGE WASHINGTON? 616 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,766 OH. I THOUGHT 617 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,766 IT WAS A.I.D.S. 618 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:12,059 CORRECT. AND YOU'RE STILL 619 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:12,059 IN CONTROL OF THE BOARD. 620 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,102 I'LL TAKE BROADWAY MUSICALS. 621 00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,270 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 622 00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,270 (beeps) 623 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,939 EATING AND WATCHING 624 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,939 OLD MAN QUESTIONS. 625 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:19,484 WHY ARE YOU EATING? WHY ARE YOU 626 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:19,484 NOT DRINKING A MARTINI? 627 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,277 YOU WERE RIGHT. 628 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,277 I'VE BEEN PARTYING WAY TOO HARD. 629 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,404 I MEAN, THIS MORNING I WOKE UP, 630 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,404 AND TREY WAS GONE, 631 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,281 AND I BARELY EVEN REMEMBER 632 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,281 LAST NIGHT. 633 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,907 YOU KNOW I'VE NEVER 634 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,907 BEEN WITH HIM SOBER? 635 00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:30,911 YOU ARE SO RIGHT. 636 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:34,915 YOU SHOULD--YOU SHOULD TOTALLY 637 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:34,915 BE WITH HIM SOBER, 638 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,125 RIGHT AFTER FRIDAY. 639 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,335 THE NEXT TWO DAYS, 640 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,754 YOU SHOULD DRINK 641 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,754 AS MUCH AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN. 642 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:43,924 THAT WAY, WHEN YOU STOP, IT'LL 643 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:43,924 MEAN--IT'LL MEAN SO MUCH MORE. 644 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,510 NAH, I GOTTA DO THIS NOW. 645 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,179 I'VE BEEN ON A BENDER, 646 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,179 AND IT'S TOO MUCH, EVEN FOR ME. 647 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,515 SO WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT, 648 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,515 AND I'M NOT EVEN GONNA DRINK. 649 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,559 WHAT THE... MY APPLE! 650 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,559 (thud) 651 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,811 OH, SORRY! I JUST DID THAT 652 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,811 'CAUSE I WAS SO EXCITED 653 00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:55,936 I HAD THIS GREAT IDEA! 654 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,397 I'M GOING OUT 655 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,397 WITH MARK TONIGHT, 656 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,357 AND YOU AND TREY SHOULD COME, 657 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,943 AND WE ALL SHOULD GET BLOTTO! 658 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,943 (laughs) LET'S START NOW! 659 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,237 WHOO! 660 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,237 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 661 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,364 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID 662 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,364 I HAD A PROBLEM. 663 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,825 WELL, I'M A FOOD ADDICT, 664 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,825 SO DON'T--DON'T LISTEN TO ME. 665 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:09,950 DRINK! (laughs) 666 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,245 DRINK IT. 667 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,245 NO, I DON'T WANT IT. 668 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:13,329 (singsongy) DRINK IT. 669 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:13,329 I'M GOOD. 670 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:14,955 DRINK IT. 671 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:14,955 JUNE-- 672 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,416 DRINK IT! DRINK IT! 673 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,416 DRINK IT, YOU BITCH! 674 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,000 (high-pitched voice) 675 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,000 OH, MY GOD! 676 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,960 JUNE, WHAT THE HELL 677 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,960 IS WRONG WITH YOU?! 678 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,960 DRINK IT! DRINK IT! 679 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:24,424 WHAT THE HELL?! (scoffs) NOW I'M 680 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:24,424 GONNA HAVE TO GO CHANGE! 681 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,175 TREY WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU. 682 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:29,846 YOU ARE A LOUD LADY 683 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:29,846 WITH A NICE CABOOSE. 684 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:32,432 (panting) OKAY. 685 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,141 I GOTTA GET CREATIVE. 686 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,602 BUT YOU SAID THAT CHLOE 687 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,602 SHOULDN'T HAVE THESE, 688 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,228 THAT THEY CONTRIBUTE 689 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,228 TO HER "PROBLEM" AND-- 690 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,688 SHE NEEDS ANTIOXIDANTS. 691 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,774 OH. OKAY. WELL, IN THAT CASE, 692 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,774 YOU CAN HAVE 'EM... 693 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,776 ON ONE CONDITION-- 694 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,985 I GET TO GO OUT 695 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,985 WITH YOU GUYS. 696 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,487 (Chamillionaire) 697 00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,487 ♪ THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' ♪ 698 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,072 ♪ THEY HATIN' ♪ 699 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:51,576 ♪ PATROLLIN' AND TRYIN' 700 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:51,576 TO CATCH ME RIDIN' DIRTY ♪ 701 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,369 ♪ TRYIN' TO CATCH ME 702 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,369 RIDIN' DIRTY ♪ 703 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,995 ♪ TRYIN' TO 704 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,995 CATCH ME RIDIN' DIRTY ♪ 705 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,414 ♪ TRYIN' TO CATCH ME 706 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,414 RIDIN' DIRTY ♪ 707 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,082 ♪ MY MUSIC SO LOUD ♪ 708 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,209 ♪ I'M SWANGIN' ♪ 709 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:03,630 ♪ THEY HOPIN' THAT THEY GON' 710 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:03,630 CATCH ME RIDIN' DIRTY ♪ 711 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:04,839 ♪ TRYIN' TO CATCH ME 712 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:04,839 RIDIN' DIRTY ♪ 713 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,220 (laughs, gasps) BOOM! 714 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:12,513 (gasps, laughs) 715 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,390 THERE'S MONEY IN MY HEAD! 716 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,309 I LIKE THAT, 717 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,309 BUT IT SCARES ME. 718 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,394 IT SHOULD! I'M A WIZARD! 719 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,854 OH! 720 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,854 (laughs) 721 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,397 ♪♪♪ 722 00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:23,232 WHAT'S UP WITH CHLOE? 723 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:24,400 WHAT? NOTHING. 724 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:24,400 NOTHING'S WRONG WITH CHLOE. 725 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:27,027 CHLOE'S A PARTY GIRL. 726 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:27,027 PARTY GIRLS PARTY. 727 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,947 SHE'S PUNCHING 728 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,947 SOME LADY'S CAKE. 729 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,698 YOU'RE A GROWN WOMAN! 730 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,450 THERE'S A CLOWN ON IT! 731 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,662 I GAVE HER SOMETHING 732 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,662 CALLED A MIND BANG 733 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,622 SO SHE'LL KEEP THINKING 734 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,622 TREY IS A HOT PIECE OF ASS. 735 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,039 WHAT?! 736 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,875 SHE'S ONLY EVER SEEN HIM 737 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,875 WITH MARTINI GOGGLES, 738 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,669 AND HE'S THE BOSS' SON, AND I 739 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,669 SIGN MY CONTRACT ON FRIDAY. 740 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,296 JUNE, I KNOW HOW MUCH GETTING 741 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,296 BACK ON WALL STREET MEANS 742 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:48,215 BETTER THAN ANYONE, BUT MORALLY, 743 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:48,215 THIS IS JUST WRONG. 744 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,342 ONCE I'M IN, 745 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,342 I'LL GET YOU A JOB. 746 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,970 SHE IS FINE. (laughs) 747 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,305 PARTY, PARTY GIRL! PARTY! 748 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,932 AAH! 749 00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:57,851 YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO HELL. 750 00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:57,851 YES, WE ARE. 751 00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,018 (Chloe laughs) 752 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,105 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL, 753 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,105 BEACH-ADJACENT, 2-BEDROOM CONDO 754 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,524 ON THE MEXICAN RIVIERA. 755 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,275 NOW MY CHIROPRACTOR 756 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,275 HAS EARMARKED AUGUST, 757 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,945 BUT ANY OTHER TIME, 758 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,945 IT'S YOURS. 759 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,780 YOU WANNA TRADE 760 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,780 YOUR TIMESHARE 761 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,782 FOR MY "DANCING WITH THE STARS" 762 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,782 PARTNER? 763 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,367 DEAN, HONESTLY, IF I WERE YOU, 764 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,367 I WOULD JUMP ON THIS. 765 00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,076 THIS IS--I MEAN... (sighs) 766 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,578 TORTUGA DEL CIELO. 767 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:19,121 I-ISN'T THAT A GAY RESORT? 768 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,581 IT WASN'T WHEN I BOUGHT IT. 769 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:23,459 (stammers) I'M NOT GONNA SELL 770 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:23,459 YOU ON THE MEXICAN RIVIERA. 771 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,294 I KNOW WHY YOU'RE DOING THIS. 772 00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:26,963 YEAH, YOUR PARTNER'S 773 00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:26,963 ANGIE BECKENCORT, 774 00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,256 AND YOU'RE GONNA LOSE. 775 00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,256 I NEED KARINA SMIRNOFF, DEAN. 776 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,467 I'M NOT GONNA MAKE A FOOL OUT OF 777 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,467 MYSELF ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. 778 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:32,677 YES, YOU ARE, 779 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,095 AND I'M GONNA BE BACKSTAGE, 780 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,095 EATING FRESH PINEAPPLE 781 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:38,098 FLIPPING YOU THE MENTAL BIRD, 782 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,934 JUST LIKE I'M DOING 783 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,934 RIGHT NOW. 784 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,352 STOP IT. 785 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,565 STOP IT. 786 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,565 (gasps) 787 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,107 STOP. 788 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,402 DEAN CAIN SOUNDS LIKE 789 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,402 AN ANIMAL. 790 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,988 YOU SHOULD'VE HEARD HIM, 791 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,988 DIMINISHING MEXICO. 792 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,990 HOW BADLY DO YOU WANT THIS? 793 00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,616 SO BAD. 794 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,284 THEN YOU HAVE TO DO 795 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,284 WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET IT. 796 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,495 IS YOUR MONEY PRETTY LIQUID 797 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,495 RIGHT NOW? 798 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:00,747 IT CAN BE. 799 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,122 GOOD. 800 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,291 THEN WE CAN LIQUIDATE 801 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,291 OUR LITTLE ANGIE PROBLEM. 802 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,501 HUH. 803 00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:06,753 OH, BY THE WAY, 804 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,295 MY CHURCH GROUP 805 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,295 SENT YOU SOME BROWNIES. 806 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,172 I hope you're not allergic 807 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,172 to nuts or love. 808 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,716 AW. 809 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:18,389 TO THE NEWEST ANALYST HERE AT 810 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:18,389 SHARPE FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT-- 811 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,016 JUNE COLBURN! 812 00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:22,142 (applause) 813 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,437 (giggles) HI, HOW ARE YOU? 814 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,437 HI, HOW ARE YOU? 815 00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:25,521 OH, GOD. SHE'S HERE. 816 00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:25,521 HELLO. 817 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,356 HI! 818 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,356 AND SHE LOOKS SOBER. 819 00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:28,441 HI! 820 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,985 TREY INVITED ME. 821 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,237 CHLOE! 822 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:36,616 (piano playing light jazz) 823 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,538 WHAT ARE YOU--WHAT ARE YOU-- 824 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,538 OH, ARE YOU WONDERING 825 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,374 WHY I'M KISSING TREY 826 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,374 WITHOUT MY MARTINI GOGGLES ON? 827 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,835 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 828 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,835 JAMES TOLD ME. 829 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:51,171 UGH. THESE BROWNIES TASTE 830 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:51,171 LIKE LOVE. WHO MADE THEM? 831 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:52,465 JUNE'S MOM. 832 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,174 YOU'RE DATING A DOUCHE 833 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,174 WITH A HEAD INJURY. 834 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,176 (clicks tongue) AGAIN? 835 00:18:56,218 --> 00:19:00,222 SO... YOU'VE SEEN TREY AS HE IS 836 00:18:56,218 --> 00:19:00,222 AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT? 837 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:01,390 WELL, I GOOGLED HIM 838 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:01,390 AND FOUND OUT 839 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,267 HE'S WORTH $3.2 BILLION. 840 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:06,980 SO I TOOK MY MARTINI GOGGLES OFF 841 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:06,980 AND PUT MY MONEY GOGGLES ON. 842 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:09,565 SO... WE'RE OKAY? 843 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:10,858 I MEAN, YOU GET 844 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:10,858 A RICH BOYFRIEND, 845 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,192 AND I GET MY DREAM JOB, 846 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,612 AND EVERYBODY WINS? 847 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,072 SWEETHEART! 848 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,072 OH, MY PRETTY WIFE! 849 00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:17,406 OH! 850 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:18,365 (indistinct conversations) 851 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,993 HE'S MARRIED?! 852 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,202 OH, SO WHAT? I DON'T CARE. 853 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,202 SHE PROBABLY KNOWS. 854 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:26,124 YEAH. YEAH, I MEAN, COME ON, 855 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:26,124 WE'RE ALL GROWN-UPS. 856 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,249 DADDY! 857 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,709 OH, MY TINY SON! (laughs) 858 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:32,588 I CLIMBED ON TOP OF MY WIFE, 859 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:32,588 AND A LITTLE MAN CAME OUT. 860 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:33,547 (Gabe chuckles) 861 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:38,218 I GUESS YOU DIDN'T KNOW 862 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:38,218 ABOUT THE, UH... 863 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:41,889 OH, BUT MOST OF OUR BROKERS 864 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:41,889 HAVE AN EXTRA PARKING SPACE. 865 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,892 IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU'RE FINE 866 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,892 WITH THE OLD SIDE-TUSH, 867 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,394 GIVEN THE, UH, CIRCUMSTANCES 868 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,394 OF YOUR REFERRAL. 869 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:50,857 YOU KNOW, IT'S REFRESHING TO 870 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:50,857 HAVE A WOMAN AROUND WHO GETS IT. 871 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,650 UH... NO. 872 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,861 NO, I-I-I DO NOT GET IT. 873 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,654 (Trey) AAH! (groans) 874 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,656 OH, MY TURTLE'S DEAD. 875 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,658 W-WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WAIT. 876 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,076 HE UNDERSTANDS MORTALITY! 877 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:05,245 DOCTORS SAY THAT 878 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:05,245 THAT IS A HUGE SIGN OF PROGRESS! 879 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,874 OKAY, I-I CAN'T DO THIS. 880 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:10,168 I LIED TO MY ROOMMATE, 881 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:10,168 I KEPT HER DRUNK, 882 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,503 I SACRIFICED MY INTEGRITY 883 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,503 JUST FOR A STUPID JOB. 884 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,839 BUT NOT ANYMORE. 885 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:19,677 CHLOE, I AM SORRY, BUT I AM NOT 886 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:19,677 WILLING TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES. 887 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,429 MR. SHARPE, I QUIT. 888 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,598 FINE. YOUR SKIRT'S 889 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,598 TOO LONG ANYWAY. 890 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,728 OKAY, BYE, JUNE! WE'LL SEND YOU 891 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,728 A POSTCARD FROM BARBADOS. 892 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,188 CHLOE. 893 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,314 TAKE YOUR MONEY GOGGLES OFF. 894 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,314 NO! 895 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:33,566 CHLOE, HE HAS A WIFE 896 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:33,566 AND A CHILD. 897 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:34,525 AND A JET! 898 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,195 CHLOE, YOU ARE BETTER 899 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,195 THAN THIS. 900 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,197 TAKE THE MONEY GOGGLES OFF. 901 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,280 (scoffs) 902 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,991 (whines) FINE. 903 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,952 HI! 904 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,663 WELL... THAT'S UNFORTUNATE. 905 00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:50,666 I'M GONNA SET FIRE TO HIS CAR 906 00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:50,666 TO PUNISH HIM FOR MY MISTAKE. 907 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,043 SEE? THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOU. 908 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,043 (door closes) 909 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,465 (mouth full) SO, YEAH, 910 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,465 THIS ANONYMOUS INVESTOR 911 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,384 JUST GAVE US THE CASH 912 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,384 TO FINANCE MY MOVIE. 913 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:03,096 SO I'M LEAVING FOR GREENLAND 914 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:03,096 TOMORROW. MMM! 915 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,680 ESKIMOS! 916 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,680 YEAH. 917 00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:07,225 BUT GOOD LUCK 918 00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:07,225 WITH "DANCING WITH THE STARS." 919 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,392 I HOPE YOU FIND ANOTHER 920 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,392 REALLY GREAT PARTNER. 921 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,603 AH, YOU'RE A TOUGH ACT 922 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,603 TO FOLLOW. 923 00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,897 OH, MISS YOU ALREADY. 924 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,191 Best money you ever spent. 925 00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:16,483 BEST ADVICE YOU EVER GAVE. 926 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:19,695 Did you know that the Eskimos 927 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:19,695 migrated to Alaska 928 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,864 via prehistoric land bridge? 929 00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:27,870 Donald, what did we say about 930 00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:27,870 having our own friends? 931 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,293 THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 55020

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