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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,544 --> 00:00:03,671 (June) NEW YORK IS 2 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:05,673 THE CULTURAL MECCA 3 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:05,673 OF THE WORLD-- 4 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:08,425 GREAT SHOPPING, THEATER, 5 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:08,425 RESTAURANTS... 6 00:00:08,467 --> 00:00:10,344 IF YOU HAVE MONEY, 7 00:00:08,467 --> 00:00:10,344 WHICH I DON'T. 8 00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:11,720 I'VE BEEN SURVIVING 9 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:13,054 ON A SACK OF POTATOES 10 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:13,054 I FOUND BEHIND A DELI. 11 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:15,056 I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD 12 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:15,056 TO PAY RENT THIS MONTH, 13 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:16,517 NOT LIKE THIS RICH LADY 14 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,519 SITTING HERE 15 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,519 WITH HER FANCY DOG, 16 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,228 EATING GOURMET CRAB CAKES. 17 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:23,273 IS SHE OFFERING ME 18 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:23,273 A BITE OF CRAB CAKE? 19 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:26,067 WHY DID SHE DO THAT? 20 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:27,361 (woman, haughty voice) 21 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:27,361 I DON'T KNOW WHY I DID IT, 22 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:30,113 TOYING WITH THE GIRL'S EMOTIONS 23 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:30,113 LIKE THAT. 24 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:31,740 MAYBE I WAS BORED. 25 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:34,075 MAYBE I WAS LASHING OUT 26 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:34,075 AT GEOFFREY. 27 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:37,037 EITHER WAY, 28 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:37,037 IT WAS SOMETHING TO DO. 29 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,709 OH, MY GOD! 30 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:43,084 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?! 31 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:44,962 OH, I SPILLED MY SOUP 32 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:44,962 AT LUNCH, 33 00:00:45,004 --> 00:00:46,755 AND THEN A GUY'S HEART 34 00:00:45,004 --> 00:00:46,755 EXPLODED ON ME. 35 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:48,507 I COULD NEVER BE A NURSE 36 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:48,507 LIKE YOU. 37 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,676 I'D BE WAY TOO EMOTIONAL. 38 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,093 YEAH, WELL, 39 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,093 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE WEAK. 40 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:53,679 IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND 41 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:53,679 OF PERSON-- 42 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:57,098 SOMEONE CALM, COMPOSED, 43 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:57,098 NOT EASILY RATTLED. 44 00:00:57,140 --> 00:01:01,102 OH, MY GOD! MY MOUSE PAD 45 00:00:57,140 --> 00:01:01,102 WITH CHLOE'S PICTURE ON IT CAME! 46 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:02,563 YEAH! 47 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:04,815 ♪ MM-MM, MM-MM, MM-MM ♪ 48 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:10,946 (keys jangling) 49 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:16,493 IT'S FIRST, LAST, 50 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:16,493 AND SECURITY TO MOVE IN. 51 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:18,328 IS CASH OKAY? 52 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:18,328 (door opens) 53 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:21,331 (door closes) 54 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:21,331 OH! GOOD! 55 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:23,291 OUR OTHER ROOMMATE IS 56 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:23,291 HOME. 57 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,627 JUNE, THIS IS BETHANY. 58 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:28,589 SHE RESPONDED TO THE ROOMMATE 59 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:28,589 LISTING THAT WE POSTED. 60 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,841 WHAT ROOM--WHAT ARE YOU... 61 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:32,300 (whispers) NO. NO! 62 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:35,596 YOU CANNOT RUN THE ROOMMATE SCAM 63 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:35,596 AGAIN, CHLOE. IT'S WRONG! 64 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:38,139 WHAT'S GOING ON? 65 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:38,139 AM I STILL GONNA MEET DAWSON? 66 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:40,141 IT'S THE LAST 67 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:40,141 TIME. 68 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:40,141 I 69 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:40,141 SWEAR. 70 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:42,561 (speaking German) 71 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:42,561 Good Day! 72 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,980 So good to be home! 73 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:46,065 (door closes) 74 00:01:46,105 --> 00:01:49,026 Can't wait to take a hot bath... 75 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:50,193 ...and... 76 00:01:50,235 --> 00:01:52,571 ...where is all my stuff? 77 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,156 OH! THE GERMAN ROOMMATE. 78 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,156 I FORGOT ABOUT HER. 79 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:57,158 SHE WAS IN PLAY 80 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:57,158 WAY BEFORE YOU MOVED IN. 81 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,535 HI, GERTA! 82 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,535 WELCOME. 83 00:01:58,577 --> 00:02:00,996 DID YOU BRING ME 84 00:01:58,577 --> 00:02:00,996 ANY GUMMI BEARS? 85 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:05,584 (woman) ♪ I'M NOT PERFECT, 86 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:05,584 I'M NO SNITCH ♪ 87 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,168 ♪ BUT I CAN TELL YOU ♪ 88 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,004 (whispers) ♪ SHE'S A... ♪ 89 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,004 (buzzer) 90 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:11,632 ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪ 91 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:14,175 ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA-BA, BA-DA-BA ♪ 92 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:15,970 WOW. GERTA WAS REALLY MAD. 93 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:17,387 WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? 94 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:19,974 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE 95 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:19,974 TRYING 96 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:19,974 TO SCAM ANOTHER GIRL. 97 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:22,183 DO YOU EVEN 98 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:22,183 KNOW 99 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:22,183 WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS 100 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:22,183 WRONG? 101 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:24,185 HELP. HELP ANOTHER GIRL. 102 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:26,229 AND IT'S NOT WRONG. 103 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:26,229 IT'S A GRAY AREA. 104 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:27,481 THERE'S NO SUCH THING 105 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:27,481 AS A GRAY AREA. 106 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:29,190 IT'S EITHER RIGHT 107 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:29,190 OR IT'S WRONG. 108 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:31,234 NOT TRUE. IF IT HADN'T BEEN ME 109 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:31,234 STEALING HER MONEY, 110 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:32,653 IT WOULD'VE BEEN 111 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:32,653 SOMEBODY 112 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:32,653 ELSE, 113 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:34,195 AND THEY PROBABLY WOULD'VE 114 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:34,195 KILLED HER, 115 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:34,195 TOO, 116 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,865 SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. YOU JUST 117 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,865 SENT POOR BECKY OFF TO DIE. 118 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:39,367 BETHANY. 119 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:39,367 WHATEVER. 120 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:39,367 EITHER WAY, SHE'S DEAD. 121 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:40,911 YOU DON'T CARE WHO YOU HURT, 122 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:40,911 DO YOU? 123 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:44,205 WHETHER IT'S ROBIN OR BETHANY 124 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:44,205 OR THAT OLD GERMAN LADY. 125 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:45,874 SHOCKINGLY, GERTA'S ONLY 25. 126 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:48,251 GERMAN PEOPLE JUST AGE 127 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:48,251 SO POORLY. 128 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:50,838 SO WHAT'S YOUR PLAN TO MAKE UP 129 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:50,838 MY HALF OF THE 130 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:50,838 RENT? 131 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:52,047 OH, YOUR HALF? 132 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:54,215 UH, YEAH. YOU JUST SCARED OFF 133 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:54,215 THOSE GIRLS. 134 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:55,383 NOW I HAVE NO WAY TO PAY. 135 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:56,802 I CAN'T EVEN COVER MY HALF. 136 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,013 AND I CAN'T ASK MY PARENTS 137 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,013 FOR HELP. 138 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:01,306 THEY SPENT ALL THEIR 139 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:01,306 SAVINGS 140 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:01,306 PUTTING ME THROUGH GRAD SCHOOL. 141 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:04,309 We canceled the cable and we're 142 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:04,309 making our own hair spray. 143 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,811 (static) 144 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,811 We'll be okay, 145 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:08,313 as long as Grandma Rose 146 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:08,313 passes soon. (chuckles) 147 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,731 Unfortunately, 148 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,731 she's a fighter, 149 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:11,232 but, uh, we're prayin'. 150 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:12,651 We're praying. (chuckles) 151 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:12,651 Yeah, every 152 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:12,651 night. 153 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:16,237 (scoffs) WELL, WHATEVER. 154 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:16,237 I'LL JUST ASK JAMES. 155 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:17,405 YEAH. ABSOLUTELY. 156 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:17,405 NO PROBLEM. 157 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:18,657 (sighs 158 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:18,657 WHATEVER YOU NEED. 159 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,534 THANK YOU SO MUCH, JAMES. 160 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,534 THAT'S AWESOME. 161 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:22,285 JUST TALK TO LUTHER. 162 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:22,285 HE HANDLES ALL MY FINANCES. 163 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:23,662 BITCH, PLEASE. 164 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:24,913 BITCH. 165 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:26,414 UGH. WHY NOT? 166 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:30,127 BECAUSE IN THE PAST FOUR 167 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:30,127 YEARS, 168 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:30,127 YOU'VE BORROWED... 169 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:34,173 OVER $20,000 FROM JAMES. 170 00:03:34,213 --> 00:03:36,884 DINNERS, SHOPPING SPREES. 171 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:40,888 AND I'M NOT EVEN COUNTING 172 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:40,888 JAMES' STUNT DOUBLE YOU 173 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:40,888 "LOST." 174 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,723 COME ON, LUTHER. 175 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,723 I NEED THE MONEY. 176 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:44,641 AND I NEEDED NOTES 177 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:44,641 ON MY PLAY. 178 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:47,268 I GAVE IT TO YOU TO READ 179 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:47,268 OVER A YEAR AGO. 180 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:48,729 (singsongy) REMEMBER? 181 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:51,481 SO, AGAIN, MY ANSWER IS... 182 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:53,067 (imitates Southern accent) 183 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:53,067 THE GRAPES ON THE VINE 184 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:55,110 AREN'T HAVING IT. 185 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:58,321 (normal voice) IF YOU'D READ 186 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:58,321 MY PLAY, YOU'D GET THAT. 187 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:01,909 ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS FINISHED? 188 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,326 'CAUSE I GOT SOMETHING EXCITING 189 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,326 TO SHOW YOU. 190 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:04,953 READY? AND... 191 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:06,872 REVEAL! 192 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:08,456 NICE. 193 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:10,667 RIGHT? MY PUBLICIST THOUGHT 194 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:10,667 I SHOULD TAKE ADVANTAGE 195 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:12,502 OF ALL THE PRESS I'M GETTING 196 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:12,502 FOR "DANCING WITH THE STARS" 197 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:15,714 AND LAUNCH MY OWN LINE OF JEANS. 198 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:15,714 SO... 199 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:16,965 BEEK JEANS. 200 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:18,299 PUT YOUR CHEEKS IN A BEEK. 201 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:19,927 (chuckles) 202 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:21,344 RIGHT? 203 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:25,015 HOLY MOTHER! DAMN IT, THOSE 204 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:25,015 ARE 205 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:25,015 TIGHT! DOESN'T THAT HURT? 206 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:26,391 SO MUCH. YEAH. 207 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,893 BUT IF YOU WANT YOUR ASS 208 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,893 TO ROCK, 209 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,310 YOUR PLUMS GOTTA PAY THE PRICE. 210 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:34,191 ♪ LA-LA-LA LA-LA, 211 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:34,191 LA-LA-LA LA-LA ♪ 212 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:36,026 ♪ LA LA LA LA-LA 213 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:36,026 ♪ 214 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:37,318 AH 215 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,320 DO YOU WANT THE BUTTON 216 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,320 OR THE 217 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,320 EURO? 218 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,698 BUTTON. AT LEAST IT'LL BE WORTH 219 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,698 SOMETHING IN A FEW YEARS. 220 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:44,367 (laughs) TOPICAL. 221 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:47,829 OHH. AM I SO SICK 222 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:47,829 OF WORRYING ABOUT MONEY. 223 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:49,623 ME, TOO. JENNIFER AND I 224 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:49,623 ARE 225 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:49,623 ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT 226 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:51,499 MOVING IN TOGETHER 227 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:51,499 TO SAVE MONEY ON RENT. 228 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,752 BIG STEP! THAT'S EXCITING! 229 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,336 YEAH, IT IS. 230 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:56,922 SHE'S GOT A LOT OF 231 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:56,922 DEFINITE 232 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:56,922 OPINIONS ABOUT THINGS-- 233 00:04:56,964 --> 00:05:00,592 MY WARDROBE, MY MUSIC, 234 00:04:56,964 --> 00:05:00,592 THE WAY I EAT EGGS. 235 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,343 I BLOW ON 'EM WHETHER OR NOT 236 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,343 THEY'RE WARM. 237 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:03,804 IT BOTHERS SOME 238 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:03,804 PEOPLE. 239 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:06,723 OOH! I GOTTA RUN. 240 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:06,723 I GOTTA GET TO CHURCH. 241 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:07,766 OH, I DIDN'T KNOW 242 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:07,766 YOU WENT TO 243 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:07,766 CHURCH. 244 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:10,518 I USED TO GO EVERY SUNDAY 245 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:10,518 BACK IN INDIANA. 246 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,229 I REALLY MISSED 247 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,229 THAT SENSE OF COMMUNITY, 248 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:14,731 SO I FOUND THIS REALLY GREAT 249 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:14,731 CHURCH RIGHT BY MY APARTMENT. 250 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:17,067 WOW. I HAVEN'T BEEN TO CHURCH 251 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:17,067 IN FOREVER. 252 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:19,360 JENNIFER THINKS 253 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:19,360 GOD STEALS FOCUS. 254 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,989 YOU MIND IF I TAG ALONG? 255 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:23,406 (organ playing hymn, 256 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:23,406 people shouting indistinctly) 257 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:27,410 (speaking Korean) 258 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:32,207 (loudly) I WAS RAISED BAPTIST, 259 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:32,207 SO THIS FEELS LIKE HOME. 260 00:05:32,249 --> 00:05:34,084 (loudly) 261 00:05:32,249 --> 00:05:34,084 WHAT, DO YOU SPEAK KOREAN? 262 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:36,170 GOD SPEAKS ALL LANGUAGES. 263 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:38,379 YES, 264 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:38,379 BUT DO YOU SPEAK KOREAN? 265 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:40,632 (continues speaking Korean) 266 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:43,218 (speaking Korean) 267 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:43,218 (coins clink) 268 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,428 THAT WAS A LOVELY SERMON, 269 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,428 PASTOR JIN. 270 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:48,098 OHH, JUNE, 271 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:48,098 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 272 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:50,058 I'M SORRY. I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING 273 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:50,058 FOR THE COLLECTION PLATE, 274 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,393 BUT I DID BRING YOU SOME 275 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,393 OF MY HOMEMADE JAM. 276 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,393 (gasps) 277 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:56,397 OHH! DON'T APOLOGIZE. 278 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:56,397 EVERYONE LOVES YOUR JAM. 279 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:58,608 NUMBER TWO SELLER AT 280 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:58,608 THE CHURCH BAZAAR LAST MONTH. 281 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:01,320 NUMBER ONE WAS 282 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:01,320 GRACE PARK'S VELVET ELVISES. 283 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:02,904 (organ swells) 284 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:04,405 IT'S THE JAM. 285 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:07,742 THE JAM IS THE ANSWER! 286 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:12,206 THIS HAS BEEN 287 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:12,206 A VERY CONFUSING DAY. 288 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:14,457 HEY. CAN I TOUCH YOUR HAIR? 289 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:15,458 UH... 290 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,918 OKAY. 291 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:16,918 YOU LOOK LIKE OBAMA. 292 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:20,922 (stammers) I-I GOTTA 293 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:20,922 GO 294 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:20,922 TO THE BATHROOM. 295 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:25,468 I HAVE A NEW NEMESIS. 296 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:27,512 LUTHER HAS JUST REPLACED 297 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:27,512 CHEAP TEQUILA. 298 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,097 (keys jangle) 299 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,097 I HAD A BRAINSTORM AT CHURCH. 300 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:30,431 OH, YOU'RE STILL GOING 301 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:30,431 TO THAT PLACE? 302 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:31,808 YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD KOREAN. 303 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:31,808 CHRISTIAN. 304 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,018 WHAT AM I SAYING? 305 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,853 I'M GONNA MAKE 306 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,853 MY HOMEMADE JAM 307 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:37,480 AND SELL IT 308 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:37,480 TO COVER MY RENT. 309 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:38,690 BOO. HORRIBLE 310 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:38,690 IDEA. 311 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:42,069 NO, IT'S NOT. 312 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:42,069 NO ONE CAN RESIST MY JAM. 313 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:44,279 HERE. TRY IT. 314 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:44,279 BE CAREFUL, THOUGH. 315 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:45,446 IT'S REALLY HOT. 316 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:46,698 (blows 317 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:46,698 air) 318 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:50,451 WOW. THIS IS AMAZING, 319 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:50,451 JUNE. 320 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:52,453 REALLY? 321 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:52,453 I CAN TOTALLY SELL THIS. 322 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:54,289 WE CAN TEAM UP 323 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:54,289 TO MAKE THE RENT. 324 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:56,541 TOGETHER, 325 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:56,541 WE'RE TWICE AS STRONG. 326 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,459 YEAH, WE ARE! 327 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,461 (woman) ♪ WHOO-HOO ♪ 328 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:03,382 ("Neutron Dance" playing) 329 00:07:03,422 --> 00:07:06,425 ♪ I DON'T WANT TO TAKE THIS 330 00:07:03,422 --> 00:07:06,425 ANYMORE ♪ 331 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:10,764 ♪ I'LL JUST STAY HERE 332 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:10,764 LOCKED BEHIND THE DOOR ♪ 333 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:15,769 ♪ JUST NO TIME TO STOP 334 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:15,769 AND GET AWAY ♪ 335 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:21,649 ♪ 'CAUSE I WORK SO HARD 336 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:21,649 TO MAKE IT EVERY DAY ♪ 337 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:22,984 ♪ WHOO-HOO ♪ 338 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:25,320 ♪ WHOO-EE, YEAH ♪ 339 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:25,320 ♪ I'M SO HAPPY ♪ 340 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:26,487 ♪ DOING THE NEUTRON DANCE ♪ 341 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:29,199 ♪ OHH ♪ 342 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:29,199 ♪ I'M JUST BURNIN' ♪ 343 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:30,575 CHLOE! 344 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,327 ♪ DOING THE NEUTRON DANCE ♪ 345 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,327 ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪ 346 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:33,787 CHLOE, YOU FORGOT 347 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:33,787 ONE OF THE J-- 348 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:35,496 (wheels squeak) 349 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,540 WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING 350 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,540 WITH OUR JAM? 351 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:39,334 I'M STORING THE JAM 352 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:39,334 BECAUSE CHLOE AND I ARE-- 353 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:40,501 THAT'S... 354 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:40,501 (slams door) 355 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:41,502 THAT'S COMPLETELY WRONG. 356 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:42,921 (doorknob rattling) 357 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:42,921 CHLOE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 358 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,131 I THOUGHT THAT YOU 359 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,131 WERE 360 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,131 SELLING 361 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,131 THEM 362 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:46,674 TO ARTISAN SHOPS 363 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:46,674 AND FARMERS MARKETS. 364 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,343 (knocking on 365 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,343 door) 366 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,343 WELL, NOT 367 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,343 EXACTLY. 368 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:49,594 BUT DON'T WORRY. 369 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:49,594 WE'RE STILL MAKING MONEY. 370 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:49,594 COME ON! 371 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,346 HOW? 372 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,346 (rattling continues) 373 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:52,513 OKAY, DON'T BE MAD. 374 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:53,514 (June, 375 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:53,514 haltingly) 376 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:53,514 NO ONE CAN 377 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:53,514 RESIST 378 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:55,516 MY HOT, HOT JAM. 379 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:58,519 NO ONE CAN 380 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:58,519 RESIST 381 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:58,519 MY HOT, HOT JAM. 382 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:00,563 NO ONE CAN 383 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:00,563 RESIST MY HOT, HOT JAM. 384 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,316 NO ONE CAN 385 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,316 RESIST 386 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,316 MY HOT... 387 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:04,609 I MADE A FETISH SITE. 388 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:04,609 WE'RE GONNA MAKE A 389 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:04,609 FORTUNE. 390 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:05,693 ...MY HOT, HOT JAM. 391 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:07,528 (door closes) 392 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,953 A FETISH SITE?! 393 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,953 NO ONE CAN RESIST MY HOT-- 394 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,331 REMEMBER WHEN YOU FED ME 395 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,331 A TASTE OF YOUR HOT, HOT JAM? 396 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:20,167 WELL, I REALIZED THAT PERVERTS 397 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:20,167 WOULD PAY A LOT OF MONEY 398 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:23,128 TO WATCH US MAKE IT, 399 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:23,128 WHICH ELI CONFIRMED, 400 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,545 SO HE HELPED ME SET UP 401 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,545 THE 402 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,545 CAMERAS. 403 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:25,839 CAMERAS? 404 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,966 (whispers) CAMERAS? 405 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,509 (camera whirs) 406 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,599 (computer 407 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,599 beeping) 408 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:37,851 ELI? 409 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:39,478 THE SUBJECT IS AWARE. 410 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:42,230 I CAN'T BELIEVE 411 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:42,230 YOU WOULD DO THIS! 412 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:44,274 AND WHO WANTS TO SEE ME 413 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:44,274 MAKE JAM ANYWAY? 414 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:48,987 IT'S A VERY SCIENTIFIC PROCESS. 415 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:48,987 THERE IS NOTHING SEXY ABOUT IT! 416 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,031 (both giggle) 417 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:54,326 (moans) 418 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:54,326 MM-HMM. 419 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:58,205 OHH. 420 00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:00,832 (smacking sounds) 421 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:03,584 OH 422 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:07,172 (giggling) 423 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:09,590 (both laugh) 424 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:11,259 (giggles) 425 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,430 IS THAT WHY WE WERE HAVING 426 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,430 ALL THOSE PILLOW 427 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,430 FIGHTS? 428 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:17,598 JUNE, YOU'RE MISSING 429 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:17,598 THE BIG PICTURE HERE. 430 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,600 WE'RE GONNA BE RICH. RIGHT, ELI? 431 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,811 TOTALLY. YOU GUYS ARE 432 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,811 GONNA 433 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,811 MAKE SO MUCH MONEY, 434 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:24,022 AS SOON 435 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:24,022 AS THE FREE TRIAL PERIOD ENDS. 436 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,232 FREE TRIAL 437 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,232 PERIOD? 438 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:26,441 WELL, WE NEED 439 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:26,441 TO GET PEOPLE INTERESTED 440 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:27,859 BEFORE WE CAN 441 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:27,859 ASK THEM TO PAY. 442 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,195 THE FOOD FETISH MARKET 443 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,195 IS SATURATED RIGHT 444 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,195 NOW. 445 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,613 YOU'VE GOT SALAD SHOOTERS, 446 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,613 GRANDMA'S GARDEN, 447 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,615 RIPE CHERRIES, 448 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,615 MELON 449 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,615 BALLERS-- 450 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:35,867 SO WE'VE MADE NO MONEY?! 451 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,619 NOT YET. 452 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,619 BUT IN 54 SHORT DAYS, I... 453 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:39,787 (blinds rattle) 454 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:42,665 I CAN'T BELIEVE 455 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:42,665 YOU WOULD DO THIS! 456 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:43,833 I CAN'T BELIEVE 457 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:43,833 YOU'D PUT ME ON A PORN SITE! 458 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,545 THAT IS WRONG 459 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,545 IN SO MANY WAYS! 460 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,881 IT'S A FETISH SITE. AND IT'S NOT 461 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,881 WRONG. IT'S ANOTHER GRAY 462 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,881 AREA. 463 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,633 YOU WOULD'VE BEEN MAKING THE JAM 464 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,633 WHETHER OR NOT WE FILMED IT. 465 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:55,429 THERE IS NO SUCH THING 466 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:55,429 AS A GRAY AREA! 467 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,680 YOU EXPLOITED ME 468 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,680 WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE. 469 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,349 YOU'RE BEING VERY JUDGMENTAL 470 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,349 RIGHT NOW. 471 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:01,268 THAT'S NOT VERY KOREAN 472 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:01,268 OF YOU. 473 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:03,353 YOU NEVER BELIEVED 474 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:03,353 IN THE JAM. 475 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:04,938 WELL, I'M GONNA GO SELL IT 476 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:04,938 WITHOUT YOU. 477 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:08,316 AND EVEN IF I FAIL, I'LL GO HOME 478 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:08,316 TO INDIANA PENNILESS, 479 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:11,486 KNOWING THAT I DID 480 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:11,486 THE RIGHT 481 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:11,486 THING. 482 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,740 I'M NOT PAYING YOU BACK 483 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,740 FOR THE CAMERAS. 484 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,243 (Eli) THAT'S FINE. I'VE GOT 485 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,243 A COUPLE OTHER WEB SITES 486 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,243 GOING. 487 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,287 YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY GIRLS 488 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,287 IN THE BUILDING. 489 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,538 (breathy voice) 490 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,538 I WAS JUST READING 491 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:24,499 A VERY CRITICAL LETTER 492 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:24,499 FROM MY MOTHER. 493 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:28,169 SHE'S UPSET THAT I DIDN'T GO 494 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:28,169 TO MY UNCLE PAT'S SURGERY. 495 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:29,879 (inhales sharply) OW. 496 00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:32,299 (static) 497 00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:32,299 (sneezes) SORRY. 498 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,259 (static) 499 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,259 I HAVE A LOT OF CATS. 500 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,969 (horn honks) 501 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:40,890 I CAN'T BELIEVE CHLOE SECRETLY 502 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:40,890 FILMED YOU MAKING THIS STUFF. 503 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,142 ME, NEITHER. 504 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,977 WHAT WAS THE NAME 505 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,977 OF THAT WEB SITE AGAIN? 506 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,687 YOU KNOW, JUST SO I CAN 507 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,687 MAKE 508 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,687 SURE IT'S DEFINITELY SHUT DOWN. 509 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:47,772 (door bells jingle, 510 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:47,772 horn honks) 511 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,357 ELI. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 512 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,734 I'M A HEALTH INSPECTOR. 513 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,734 I'M HERE ON OFFICIAL BUSINESS. 514 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:55,071 SHUT UP, YOU 515 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:55,071 PERV. 516 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:55,071 YOU'RE NOT A HEALTH 517 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:55,071 INSPECTOR. 518 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:56,490 (laughs nervously) JUNE! 519 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,866 W-WHAT THE--WHAT ARE YOU DOING, 520 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,866 COMING IN HOT LIKE THAT? 521 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:01,411 OF COURSE MR. WEBER IS 522 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:01,411 A HEALTH INSPECTOR. 523 00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:04,080 HE CITED US FOUR TIMES 524 00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:04,080 IN THE LAST MONTH. 525 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,124 WE'VE REMEDIED THE PROBLEM, 526 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,124 BY THE WAY. 527 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,875 WE'VE COMPLETELY CHANGED 528 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,875 OUR POLICY 529 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,211 REGARDING THE 3-SECOND RULE, 530 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,211 SO... 531 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:11,712 (muffin thuds) 532 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:12,713 ELLEN! 533 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,715 LEAVE IT. 534 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,717 ACTUALLY, 535 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,717 I'M HERE FOR THE JAM. 536 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:17,802 I'M 537 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:17,802 AFRAID 538 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:17,802 I HAVE TO CONFISCATE IT. 539 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,220 I HAVE PERSONAL KNOWLEDGE 540 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:22,516 THAT IT WAS MADE 541 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:22,516 UNDER FILTHY, FILTHY CONDITIONS. 542 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:25,726 ELI, NO! THIS-- 543 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:25,726 THIS IS MY RENT JAM! 544 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:28,729 I SPENT EVERY LAST DOLLAR I HAD 545 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:28,729 MAKING IT. 546 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:31,732 IF YOU TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME, 547 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:31,732 I WILL HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 548 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,734 SORRY, JUNE, 549 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,734 BUT I HAVE TO DO MY JOB. 550 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:34,902 NO! NO! 551 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:36,154 I'M NOT JUST YOUR 552 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:36,154 SEXUALLY ADVENTUROUS NEIGHBOR. 553 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,114 I'M ALSO 554 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,114 A COMMITTED PUBLIC 555 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,114 SERVANT. 556 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,574 (bottles clink) 557 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:40,908 OH, AND, 558 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:40,908 ELLEN? 559 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,702 I'M FOLLOWING YOU ON TWITTER. 560 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,702 YOU'RE HILARIOUS. 561 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,747 (door bells jingle) 562 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,958 (horn honks, motor rumbles) 563 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,211 SEE YA AT 564 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,211 HOME! 565 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,753 (door closes) 566 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,753 (scoffs) 567 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,131 ♪ OH, LA-LA-LA LA LA LA ♪ 568 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:56,550 HOW AM I SUPPOSED 569 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:56,550 TO PAY RENT 570 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:58,759 IF JUNE KEEPS SABOTAGING 571 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:58,759 ALL MY IDEAS? 572 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,387 HEY, CAN WE SLOW DOWN, 573 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,387 PLEASE? 574 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:01,846 THESE JEANS WERE NOT DESIGNED 575 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:01,846 FOR MOTION. 576 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,139 SORRY. 577 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:05,766 LISTEN. 578 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:05,766 YOU JUST CAN'T GIVE UP. 579 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,852 REMEMBER MY FIRST VENTURE 580 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,852 INTO FASHION? 581 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,270 MEGGINGS. MALE LEGGINGS. 582 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,813 NOBODY BOUGHT THEM 583 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,813 EXCEPT FOR ANDY DICK. 584 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:13,149 BUT DID I GIVE UP? NO. 585 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:14,568 SEE, YOU JUST NEED 586 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:14,568 TO COME UP WITH A NEW IDEA. 587 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,194 YOU'RE CREATIVE. 588 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,194 YOU'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. 589 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,445 YEAH. 590 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:18,779 ALL RIGHT. 591 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:18,779 (exhales deeply) 592 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:21,074 LUTHER SAID THE BILLBOARD 593 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:21,074 IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER. 594 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,451 YOU READY TO SEE A 10-STORY HIGH 595 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,451 VERSION OF MY 596 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,451 ASS? 597 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:24,994 YEAH! YOU KNOW IT. 598 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:28,789 (siren wailing in distance) 599 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:29,832 OHH! 600 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,792 ALL RIGHT! 601 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,169 YOU DON'T SEE IT? 602 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:34,295 SEE WHAT? 603 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:35,754 LOOK A LITTLE TO THE LEFT. 604 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,176 OH, MY GOD. 605 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:41,302 (camera shutter clicks) 606 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:42,721 (laughs) IT'S FUNNY. 607 00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:44,180 GENUINELY FUNNY. 608 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:46,015 (beep) 609 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:46,015 I'M GONNA SEND THIS. 610 00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,183 TO WHO? 611 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,728 EVERYONE! (laughing) 612 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:51,563 (door closes) 613 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,652 (elevator bell dings) 614 00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,820 TODAY I HELPED A MAN SEE 615 00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,820 FOR THE FIRST TIME, 616 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:02,823 YET YOU'RE THE ONE WHO 617 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:02,823 GETS 618 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:02,823 TO GO HOME TO CHLOE. 619 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,744 GOING HOME TO CHLOE 620 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,744 IS NOT SO 621 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,744 GREAT. 622 00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:08,455 YOU'RE CRAZY. I'D GIVE MY 623 00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:08,455 LEFT NUT TO HAVE WHAT YOU 624 00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:08,455 HAVE. 625 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:11,291 OKAY, I HAVE TO ASK YOU, 626 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,334 WHY DO YOU LIKE CHLOE 627 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,334 SO MUCH? 628 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,754 SHE'S MEAN TO YOU, 629 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,754 SHE'S DECEITFUL-- 630 00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:18,839 PALE, POPULAR, 631 00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:18,839 SHE HAS 4% BODY FAT. 632 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:20,841 CHLOE IS EVERYTHING 633 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:20,841 I WISH I WAS. 634 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,302 I JUST FEEL LIKE, 635 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:25,221 IF I COULD HAVE 636 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:25,221 ONE FRIEND LIKE HER, 637 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:28,266 EVERYTHING WOULD BE GOOD. 638 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,850 WOW. 639 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,228 I'M SO SORRY. 640 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,228 I HAD NO IDEA THAT-- 641 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,521 YEAH, YOU ARE SORRY. 642 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:36,023 OKAY. I WAS JUST TRYING 643 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:36,023 TO BE SUPPORTIVE. 644 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:39,026 YEAH? TELL IT TO YOUR BRA, 645 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:39,026 SAG-BAGS. MM. 646 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:42,280 WHATEVER. CALL ME NAMES. 647 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:42,280 IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY. 648 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,864 IF I CAN'T FIND MONEY 649 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,864 TO PAY MY RENT, 650 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,158 I'M GONNA HAVE TO MOVE HOME. 651 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,867 MONEY? HA. 652 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,869 THAT'S THE ONE PROBLEM 653 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,869 I DON'T HAVE. 654 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,163 I'M IN 655 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,163 THE NURSES' UNION, JUNE. 656 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,248 I'M GETTING PAID 657 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,248 FOR HAVING THIS CONVERSATION. 658 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,668 (elevator bell dings) 659 00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,753 OOH, WAIT. 660 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:59,756 I THINK WE CAN 661 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:59,756 WORK SOMETHING OUT. 662 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:59,756 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 663 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:59,756 ABOUT? 664 00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:03,134 I'M WILLING TO OFFER YOU MONEY 665 00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:03,134 FOR ACCESS TO CHLOE. 666 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,553 NO. I CAN'T. IT'S WRONG. 667 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:09,140 MORE WRONG THAN YOU GETTING 668 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:09,140 ON A BUS BACK TO INDIANA? 669 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,604 SO DID YOU GET IT TAKEN DOWN? 670 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,272 NO, IT TURNS 671 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,272 OUT 672 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,272 IT'S HARDER THAN I THOUGHT. 673 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,566 BUT HONESTLY, I-I THINK 674 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,566 WE'RE MORE SENSITIVE TO IT. 675 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:19,900 I DON'T THINK OTHER PEOPLE 676 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:19,900 HAVE NOTICED. 677 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,902 (laughs) 678 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,902 MEATBALLS! 679 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:24,155 MEATBALLS! YEAH! 680 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,074 THAT'S IT. I'M CALLING LUTHER. 681 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,074 HE SHOULDA SEEN THIS 682 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,074 COMING. 683 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,743 OOH, CONFERENCE ME IN. 684 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,912 I WANNA TELL HIM THAT HE'S 685 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,912 AGING POORLY FOR A BLACK MAN. 686 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:32,913 (bottle clinks) 687 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,877 MM! (chuckles) 688 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:41,922 (paper rips, 689 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:41,922 cash register rings) 690 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,966 (cell phone 691 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,966 rings) 692 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:46,803 (beep) 693 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:46,803 HEY. 694 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,847 June? 695 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,598 (paper rips, 696 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,598 cash register rings) 697 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,394 (camera shutter clicks) 698 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,399 (paper rips, 699 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,399 cash register rings) 700 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:05,946 (door opens) 701 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,114 OH! 702 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,742 FAT CABBIE CAN RUN. 703 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:09,950 PRETTY SURE HE HAD 704 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:09,950 A HEART ATTACK, THOUGH, 705 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,953 SO I JUST GOT 706 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,953 A FREE RIDE HOME. 707 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,789 THERE ARE NO FREE RIDES. 708 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,958 OH, RIGHT. I FORGOT. 709 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,958 YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA JUDGE ME. 710 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,127 I DON'T JUDGE ANYMORE. 711 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,963 I'M JUST SITTING 712 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,963 HERE, 713 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,963 EATING EXPENSIVE CRAB CAKES. 714 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,758 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? ARE 715 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,758 YOU STILL WORRIED ABOUT RENT? 716 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:26,967 BECAUSE I FIGURED OUT A WAY 717 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:26,967 TO MAKE UP MY HALF. 718 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,887 GOOD. 719 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,887 (slow jazz music playing) 720 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:33,391 WE ALL DO WHAT WE NEED TO 721 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:33,391 IN ORDER TO SURVIVE... 722 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,685 THINGS YOU DIDN'T THINK 723 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,685 YOU WERE CAPABLE OF. 724 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:39,689 THEN YOU ARE. 725 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:44,778 THIS CRAB IS GOOD... 726 00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:47,572 BUT IT'S NOT GREAT. 727 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,617 (snoring) 728 00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,875 (lowered voice) SWEET! 729 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,000 (turns on TV) 730 00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,000 (man) DAMN IT, MULDER. 731 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,629 YEAH. 732 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,629 YOU'RE OFF THE CASE. 733 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,464 (sighs deeply) 734 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,464 (science fiction movie music 735 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,464 playing) 736 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,674 (paper rips, 737 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,674 cash register rings) 738 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:09,886 ♪♪♪ 739 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,053 (James) CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 740 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,306 MY JEANS ARE 741 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,306 FLYING OFF THE SHELVES. 742 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,683 SEE, THIS IS WHY 743 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,683 AMERICA'S GREAT. 744 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,017 IT'S ALL THANKS 745 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,017 TO THAT 746 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,017 BILLBOARD. 747 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,478 THE GAYS SAW SOMETHING 748 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,478 THEY LIKED, 749 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:19,896 STARTED BUYING UP MY JEANS. 750 00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:21,522 NOT TO BE 751 00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:21,522 OUTDONE, 752 00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:21,522 THE HIPSTERS JUMPED ON BOARD, 753 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,065 WHICH MADE THE JAPANESE 754 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,065 TAKE NOTICE. 755 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,025 THE TASTEMAKER TRIFECTA. 756 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,694 (laughs) 757 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,694 HANSEL HERE IS ALL THREE. 758 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,028 HE'S MY CLIENT ZERO. 759 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,028 AREN'T YOU, 760 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,028 BUDDY? 761 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:31,282 I HAVE AN IRONIC MUSTACHE. 762 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:31,282 ARIGATO. HEY! 763 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,742 (laughs) 764 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,742 (laughs 765 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:36,036 WHAT IS UP WITH ME? 766 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:36,036 I JUST CAN'T STOP MAKING MONEY. 767 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,831 MEATBALLS 768 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,332 (all) MEATBALLS! 769 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:40,500 (James laughs) 770 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:41,960 (laughter, 771 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:41,960 indistinct conversations) 772 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,295 (whispers) MY PLAY. 773 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:48,842 (speaks inaudibly) 774 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,760 (indistinct conversations) 775 00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:53,095 OKAY, GO TO A PARTY WITH CHLOE-- 776 00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:53,095 THAT'S $200. 777 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:56,933 OKAY. THERE'S ONE MORE THING 778 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:56,933 I'D LIKE TO DO WITH HER. 779 00:16:56,975 --> 00:17:01,061 I'D LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST TO HER 780 00:16:56,975 --> 00:17:01,061 TONIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. 781 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,857 PUBLIC TOAST. THAT'LL 782 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,857 BE... 783 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,857 $400. 784 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,274 YES! DEAL. 785 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:08,528 NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 786 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:08,528 I NEED TO THINK OF MY SPEECH. 787 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,070 I'LL NEED A DRY ERASE BOARD, 788 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,991 A LANTERN, 789 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,991 AND A GOBLET OF SOME SORT. 790 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,325 (Chloe) HEY! 791 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,369 LISTEN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY 792 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,369 ABOUT YOUR HALF OF THE 793 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,369 RENT. 794 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,913 (singsongy) I FIGURED OUT A WAY 795 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,913 TO PAY FOR BOTH OF US. 796 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,331 YOU'RE GONNA PAY MY HALF, 797 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,331 TOO? 798 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,709 WELL, I WAS LOOKING 799 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,709 AT THE BATHROOM CAM FOOTAGE 800 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,084 THAT WE SHOT 801 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,084 FOR THE WEB SITE, 802 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,086 AND I STARTED TO FEEL 803 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,086 REALLY BAD. 804 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,464 YOU PUT A CAMERA 805 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,464 IN THE BATHROOM?! 806 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:29,924 OH, NO. 807 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,760 WHAT IS--WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 808 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,387 IS THAT A MOLE? 809 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,766 OH, GOOD. WHAT WAS THAT? 810 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,101 WAS IT 811 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,101 CHOCOLATE? 812 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,103 I DON'T KNOW. 813 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,104 OH, MY GOD. 814 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:47,107 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 815 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,946 BUT THE POINT IS, I FELT BAD 816 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,946 SO I'M PAYING YOUR RENT. 817 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:53,489 YOU ARE? 818 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:56,158 WELL, AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO 819 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:56,158 ME, 820 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:56,158 I DON'T REALLY WANT YOUR HELP. 821 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,118 COME ON. I DON'T WANT YOU 822 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,118 TO HAVE TO MOVE HOME. 823 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,203 PLEASE. YOU DON'T 824 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,203 CARE. 825 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:03,123 I DO. IT TURNS OUT I DON'T HATE 826 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:03,123 HAVING YOU AROUND. 827 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,125 (whispers) OH, 828 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,125 GOD. 829 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,586 I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON 830 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,129 AND A VERY BAD KOREAN. 831 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,758 I AM SO SORRY 832 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,758 FOR WHAT I HAVE DONE TO YOU. 833 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:12,967 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 834 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:15,135 I SOLD YOU TO ROBIN. 835 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,387 I MADE A LOT OF MONEY 836 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,180 LETTING HER DO THINGS WITH YOU 837 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,180 WITHOUT YOU 838 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,180 KNOWING. 839 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,849 SHE EVEN 840 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,849 AGREED 841 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,849 TO PAY ME $400 842 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:22,142 TO MAKE A TOAST TO YOU TONIGHT 843 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:22,142 IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. 844 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,644 HUH. 845 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,730 NICE SCAM. I'M IMPRESSED. 846 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,440 NO, WHAT I DID WAS WRONG. 847 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:28,858 IS IT? 848 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:31,151 I MEAN, I'M NOT MAD, 849 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:31,151 AND LOOK HOW HAPPY ROBIN IS. 850 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,445 YOU'RE LIKE 851 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,739 THE MIDWESTERN MOTHER TERESA 852 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,739 FOR PATHETIC PEOPLE. 853 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,657 WHAT'S HAPPENING TO 854 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,657 ME? 855 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,034 THIS IS 856 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,034 JUST LIKE IN THE 857 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,034 MOVIES 858 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,869 WHEN THE GOOD PERSON MAKES 859 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,869 THE BAD PERSON BETTER, 860 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:42,162 ONLY IN REVERSE. 861 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,873 YOU'RE MAKING ME 862 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,873 WORSE. 863 00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,833 NO WAY. 864 00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,833 YOU'RE MAKING ME WORSE. 865 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,167 BECAUSE OF YOU, 866 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,167 I FEEL GUILTY 867 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,169 ABOUT THINGS THAT I SHOULDN'T 868 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,169 EVEN CARE ABOUT-- 869 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,338 THE WEB SITE, ROBIN. 870 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:54,092 I EVEN KINDA FEEL BAD 871 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:54,092 ABOUT THE JAMES THING. 872 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,175 WHAT JAMES THING? 873 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,177 WELL, THAT WAS MY PLAN 874 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,177 TO PAY OUR RENT. 875 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,805 I 876 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,805 LOOSENED 877 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,805 THE UPSTAIRS RAILINGS 878 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,640 SO THAT I COULD TRIP 879 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,640 AND ACCIDENTALLY FALL 880 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:03,059 AND THEN SUE HIM FOR DAMAGES. 881 00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,226 WHAT? HE'S SUPER RICH. 882 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:07,271 PLUS HE'S THE ONE THAT SAID 883 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:07,271 I SHOULD GET CREATIVE. 884 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,564 (clinking glass) 885 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,190 HI. 886 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,234 I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST. 887 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:17,281 UM, WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY DEFINES 888 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:17,281 THE WORD "FRIEND" AS-- 889 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,866 (metal cracks) 890 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,866 NO! 891 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,076 NOT FINISHED! 892 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,076 (murmuring) 893 00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:21,201 (thud) 894 00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:21,201 (gasps) 895 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,703 (Robin) OW. OW. 896 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,580 OH, MY GOD. IS SHE OKAY? 897 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,580 OW. OW. OW. 898 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:25,665 I'M OKAY. 899 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,208 WERE YOU GONNA SAY SOMETHING? 900 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,208 A TOAST? 901 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,669 OH, YEAH. 902 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:33,464 OH, WHY, THANK YOU. THAT'S NICE. 903 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:38,011 IT DEFINES THE WORD "FRIEND" AS 904 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:38,011 ONE WHO IS ATTACHED TO 905 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:38,011 ANOTHER 906 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:42,431 BY ESTEEM, AFFECTION, 907 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:42,431 AND LOYALTY. 908 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:43,808 THANK YOU. 909 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,935 GREAT TOAST, HUH? 910 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,935 CHEERS! 911 00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:48,104 (all) CHEERS! 912 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:49,229 (June) 913 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:49,229 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY? 914 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,732 UH-HUH. DID WE SAY $400? 915 00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:55,111 OH, IT'S 916 00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:55,111 OKAY. 917 00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:55,111 IT'S... ON THE HOUSE. 918 00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,236 AWESOME. 919 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,947 THAT WAS REALLY NICE OF US. 920 00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,699 MAYBE WE'RE MAKING EACH OTHER 921 00:19:57,989 --> 00:19:59,699 BETTER. 922 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:00,908 MM! (giggles) 923 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,242 WELL, 924 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,242 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY 925 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,242 SAY. 926 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:05,955 WHEN THE HARVEST COMES 927 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:05,955 AND THE BIRDS HAVE FLOWN, 928 00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,874 THAT WILL BE THE 929 00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,874 TIME. 930 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,542 ♪♪ 931 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,669 READ THE DAMN 932 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,669 PLAY! 933 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,129 I'M GONNA GET UP. 934 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,129 I'M JUST RESTING. 935 00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:14,964 (door closes) 936 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:22,221 (funk music playing) 937 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,153 AHH. 938 00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:39,197 (squishing) 939 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,115 SLOW JAM. 940 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:43,283 (inhales deeply) 941 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,285 (exhales deeply) 942 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,371 NANA, YOU'RE 943 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,371 THERE 944 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,371 SO THEY CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU. 945 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,707 I'M SURE THEY'LL GIVE YOU BACON 946 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,707 IF YOU ASK. 947 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,542 PUT THE NURSE ON THE PHONE. 948 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,294 DO NOT GIVE HER BACON. 949 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,294 PUT HER BACK ON. 950 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:57,297 DID YOU SEE "CASTLE" LAST NIGHT? 951 00:20:57,339 --> 00:21:00,801 I KNOW! IT IS GETTING BETTER. 952 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:03,721 Captioned by 953 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:03,721 Closed Captioning Services, 954 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:03,721 Inc. 54763

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