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This coffee is so good.
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It's got a nice body,
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a lot of light, biscuity notes up front,
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but it fades to reveal
an earthy yet creamy finish.
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Is it a shade-grown single origin?
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It's Folgers, Dave.
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That was my next guess.
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- Hey-hey.
- Hey, Pops.
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We got a package at our
house addressed to you.
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Well, all right.
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And with a few days to spare,
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I finally got the perfect
present for Tina's birthday.
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Got to do it big for your boo.
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Yeah, and Dad has a bad
history with Mom's birthdays.
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- Yep, he is 0 for all of them.
- Yeah.
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Remember when he got her
that fancy vacuum cleaner?
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Oh, she was so upset.
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She vacuumed through every
football game that season.
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Well, don't forget her 40th.
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- The cake.
- Mm.
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Was it a carrot cake?
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You know, vegetables
have no place in cakes.
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Full stop.
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I like zucchini bread.
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No!
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It turns out that she was allergic.
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Her face swelled up like a blowfish.
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That's why the next
year, I got her a car.
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And ran over her foot with said car.
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Well, I couldn't see over the big bow.
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But this year is going to be different.
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I got her the most amazing gift.
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A genuine Chanel jacket
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straight off the runways of Paris.
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Look like it came straight
from the Guangdong Province.
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She's gonna love it, baby...
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- Here we go.
- Ah, yes.
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Oh, no.
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Hey, man, that's too small.
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I can see that, Dave.
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Yeah, so I don't have to point
out that it's spelled "channel"?
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Uh, no.
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Well, looks like your streak continues.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Now, what are you boys up to?
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Nothing.
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Well, I hope you're not getting me
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anything extravagant for my birthday.
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I don't need anything.
All I need is you.
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Well, you know you got that.
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You know? But I got to do
a little something for my baby, now.
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Okay, I'm just saying,
when you look this good
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at my age, you can't ask
for anything more, right?
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- You know what I mean?
- You know that's right.
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- You know what I mean?
- Fine as hell.
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- You do it, Mama.
- Okay.
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Oh, man, she is definitely
going to want more.
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Luckily, we found the perfect gift.
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Oh, yes, we did.
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The latest in ergonomic sneakers
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because she's always complaining
about how her feet hurt.
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Well, they did get run over.
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Okay, how much do you want for 'em?
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Daddy, they're not for sale.
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Come on, guys. Look,
I'll give you $300 cash right now.
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No, my brother.
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You have got to get your own.
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Watch out.
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- Move out the way.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
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- mm-hmm.
- Ooh!
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Oh, hey, babe.
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What's going on?
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Our online fundraising
auction goes live tonight,
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and our donations suck.
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What are you talking about?
I just donated juggling lessons.
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Yeah. Anyway,
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I'm waiting for Jerry O'Connell
to walk by to pick up his kids.
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I'm going to
"accidentally" bump into him
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and get him to donate
VIP tickets to The Talk.
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Oh, finally, the day I get
to chop it up with Jerry.
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- Ooh, there he is.
- He's mine. Jerry.
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Jerry! Ooh! Oh!
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Oh...
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Fire! Uh, false alarm.
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- Hey.
- You okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Hey, can I ask you a quick question?
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No, I don't know how I got
Rebecca Romijn to marry me.
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That's funny. I-I'm her husband Dave.
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- I don't know how I got her to marry me either.
- Oh.
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So, anyway, our big
online fundraiser is coming up,
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and I was wondering if you might be
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able to donate something to auction off.
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Of course. I'm pretty sure
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I have a Kindle that's still in the box.
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Brand-new.
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Oh, uh, yeah, thanks.
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I'm kidding. How many VIP
tickets to The Talk do you need?
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Oh, four. Yes. Thank you. Thank you.
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Hooah.
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I'm sorry?
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No, I'm... I just...
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- I-I don't...
- Oh.
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I don't mean to embarrass
you, but, uh, I just...
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Scent of a Woman is my favorite movie.
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Me, too. But that was Chris O'Donnell.
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I'm Jerry O'Connell.
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I'll take any idea you got.
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I am desperate to
find something special.
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Well, I got her this amazing perfume
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I found on Oprah's Favorite Things list.
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It's designed by her
personal scent sommelier.
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Perfect. I'll give you $300
cash right here, right now.
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Calvin. Come on,
it's your wife's birthday.
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You've got to dig deeper.
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All right, $350.
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Calvin!
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Just, whenever I ask her what she wants,
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she says, "All I need is you."
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Well, yeah, that's what we all say,
but we actually want the gift.
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Well, you know,
I got Miss Tina a present.
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I'm going to play her
a song on my recorder.
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I've been practicing for weeks.
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Grover, that's really
sweet and thoughtful.
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Look, say it's from me,
I'll give you $300 cash.
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- Mixed bills, tens and 20s.
- Ooh, money, money.
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No, no, no, no. No money.
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Come on, Calvin, don't give up.
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Why not support a good
cause and get her something
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from the school auction site?
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All right, I guess it couldn't hurt.
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Lunch with the football coach. Boo.
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- Yeah.
- All right.
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Juggling lessons. That's got to be Dave.
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A 60-pound weighted blanket?
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How do you get out of bed?
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It's been a rough year for donations.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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VIP tickets to The Talk.
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Tina loves The Talk.
Sheryl Underwood is her girl.
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All right, you know
what? I'll buy those.
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Great. Auction goes live tonight.
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Okay, well, how about
I give you $300 cash
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right now and we cut out the middleman?
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The middleman is the scholarship fund
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for underprivileged kids.
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- Okay, all right. $375.
- No.
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$400 and I take Grover for the night.
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We all know he can be a handful.
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I'm right here.
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Man, this auction is blowing up.
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I've had to up my bid, like, nine times.
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Scent of a Woman.
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How could I be so stupid?
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Okay. All right. We're
down to the last minute.
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Okay, here we go... oh.
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- Oh...
- Hey.
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What are you boys doing out here?
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Oh, you know, uh, watching porn.
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No, we are not.
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Oh.
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I get it. I get it.
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The birthday girl is going
to go back inside now.
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Yeah. All right.
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- Bye.
- Man, that was terrible.
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You're lucky I was here. You froze up.
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Oh. Oh, man, I got to up my bid.
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Down to the final five seconds.
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- Okay, here we go.
- Okay.
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Three, two, one.
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- Yeah!
- Got it!
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Yeah, baby! Let's go!
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- Shh!
- You're going to the...
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Right, uh, wow, that is
some pretty wild pornography.
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Oh, wow. Aw.
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Oh, thank you, Grover.
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Bless your little heart.
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That was beautiful.
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What was that? "Sweet Caroline"?
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I thought it was "Back That Azz Up."
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He's been working on it all week.
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Yeah, that's easily the
best that it's sounded.
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- Yeah.
- Aw.
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Well, thank you, Johnson
family, for my lovely perfume.
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And the concert.
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Yeah, yeah, uh, nice effort.
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- Open ours, Mommy.
- Oh, oh.
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Okay, let me see what my babies got me.
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Ugh.
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These are nice.
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Is that why you said "ugh"?
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Oh, did I? No, no, I...
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Well, they look like old lady sneakers.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Th-They're not for old ladies.
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They're just padded
to relieve foot pain,
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improve posture, and
prevent varicose veins.
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Well, when you put it like that...
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Oh, damn.
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Oh, yeah. Look at that.
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They're endorsed by Marla Gibbs.
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Y'all got y'all mama some Air Gibbs?
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We have got to get Mama something else.
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Oh, yeah, y'all definitely do.
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Yeah, we know, Gemma.
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Well, babe, you're going
to need someplace to wear
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your nice new Velcro kicks.
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- So here you go.
- Oh, that's sweet, baby.
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What'd you get me?
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Oh, my God!
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You got me four tickets to The Talk?
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- Yes.
- I get to see my girl Sheryl in person?
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Oh, baby, this is the best gift ever.
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Hit it, Grover. I'm feeling it.
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I'm feeling it.
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Baby, we are in the front row.
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I mean, Sheryl is
going to be right there.
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- I could touch her.
- Okay, you know what?
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You know who's else
gonna be right here is security.
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- Don't do that, okay?
- Okay.
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So exciting.
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You know, Jerry is
definitely going to see me.
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This is the last chance for
me to save our friendship.
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There is no friendship.
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Well, not with that
attitude, there isn't.
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Welcome to The Talk.
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- ♪ You and me ♪
- ♪ You and me ♪
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♪ You know we make
some real good company ♪
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♪ Company... ♪
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Oh, my God, it's Sheryl! It's Sheryl!
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- ♪ You know we make some real good company ♪
- Hi, Sheryl!
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♪ Hoppin', we poppin',
all the magic we makin' ♪
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♪ Lord knows I love
conversating with you ♪
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Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
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Jerry!
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Wrong show. Wrong
Jerry. Stop doing that.
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Stop doing that.
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Okay, here's a gift idea.
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An LED light therapy rejuvenation mask.
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Are you crazy?
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That'll be like telling Mama
her face isn't juvenated.
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See, man, look, look. Look at this.
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- Ah. Things were so easy when we were little.
- Huh.
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We made her an ugly necklace
out of macaroni and she loved it.
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Oh, man. Yeah, I remember that.
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You know, one time
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I gave her a Lando Calrissian
action figure that she bought me,
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and she said it was
her favorite gift ever.
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Yeah, and then you took it right back.
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She wasn't gonna play with it.
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Well, as you know, we here on
The Talk are big fans of chili.
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And today our own Sheryl Underwood
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is going to share her secret recipe.
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And spoiler alert, it is good.
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So good.
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Oh, you guys, stop.
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Okay, now, I'm going to invite a few
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lucky audience members
up on stage to sample it.
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Anybody hungry?
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Me! Me, me, me! Me! Oh!
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I'm starving, I'm starving!
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Hey, birthday girl.
Birthday girl right here.
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Oh, yeah, a-and the
birthday girl's friends.
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- And the birthday girl's friend.
- Okay, you four. Come on.
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Oh. Okay!
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Come on, baby. Come on, let's go.
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Oh, I'm so excited.
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Hey.
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Come on up.
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Okay, okay. Where are you from?
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Pasadena, Sheryl.
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- Uh-huh.
- I'm Tina and you're Sheryl.
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All day, every day.
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Sheryl is standing right here, Calvin.
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- She's right here.
- I can see that, babe.
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Was 'cause your man finally
got you a great birthday present.
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Yes, you did, baby... you're so sweet.
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And your birthday's
about to get even better
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because I'm going to
make you some chili.
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Ooh. Ooh!
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Hey, Jerry O'Connell.
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Why don't you come and, uh, Stand by Me?
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Yes, that was, uh, that was
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a movie I was actually in.
Very good. Very good.
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All right, let's get cooking.
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Yes. Show me the chili!
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Okay. Yeah. I was also in Jerry Maguire.
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Let's move on. We're moving on.
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Got him.
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Okay, I need an assistant chef.
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Oh, oh, you got to pick my baby.
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She's been cooking me the
best chili for over 30 years.
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Oh, stop it, baby.
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Oh, looks like I got some competition.
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Oh, wow. Mom is on TV
cooking with her hero.
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What kind of cheese
are you going to use, Jerry O'Connell?
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Monterey Jack or... Kangaroo Jack?
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Oh, David.
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As every great cook knows,
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the secret to chili is the spices.
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And I got my own special blend.
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- Cayenne.
- Ooh, all right, now.
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- Paprika.
- Oh, I see you. I see you.
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Mustard seed.
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Ooh. Huh?
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And a little something-something
that they won't see coming.
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Horseradish.
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Mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
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All right, everybody,
you have Sheryl's chili in front of you,
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so let's dig in.
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All right.
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Okay. All right. Okay.
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Mmm.
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- Mmm.
- This is good.
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This is so good, Sheryl.
It's really good.
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Here you go, birthday girl.
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- Bon appétit.
- All right. Okay.
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Thank you, Sheryl.
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You don't like it?
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I do. It's so good.
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This is a masterpiece. Yeah.
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You know what? All this need
is a whole bunch of crackers.
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Tina doesn't like my chili.
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You all like my chili, right?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, so, so good.
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- It's so yummy.
- Amazing.
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- I'm almost done. Yeah.
- Hey. This is spicy.
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- So it's just you.
- No.
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No, no, no. Because I-I love it.
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I love it. The chili is good.
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Okay, then-then eat some more.
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Go ahead.
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- Okay, let me...
- Mangia.
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... have some more chili.
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I think this segment is over.
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And I think y'all been lying
about my chili this whole time.
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You know what? We're
going to pay some bills right now, okay?
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We'll be right back with more Talk.
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Aw.
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Oh, Sheryl, don't be like that.
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See what you did, Akbar?
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Sheryl!
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Hey. Gemma?
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Calvin, what are you doing here?
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Look, I need you to do me a favor.
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I need to talk to Jerry O'Connell.
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No. Nuh-uh.
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After what happened this morning?
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Well, that's the thing.
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Look, I finally got
Tina the perfect gift,
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and it wound up being
her worst birthday ever.
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She told me she wished I
just ran over her feet again.
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I understand.
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But I can't allow you to approach
a parent on school property
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- without proper...
- Hey, Erica.
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Ooh, there he is. Hey, Jerry!
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- Jerry. Oh, sorry.
- Oh! Why? Why?
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- You okay?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Please, please tell me
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that guy Dave is not with you.
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Uh...
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Oh, no, no, no, I barely
know that guy, man.
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Hey, look, Jerry, um,
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my wife Tina, she loves Sheryl so much,
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and, uh, this morning, you
know, it-it ruined her birthday.
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Uh, I think we should move on.
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Here's the weighted blanket
you won at the auction.
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- You okay?
- Oh, yeah. I got it, I got it.
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Look, I-I was just hoping that maybe
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you could put Tina in touch with Sheryl
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so that she can apologize.
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Well, I-I'd love to help you out,
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but Sheryl is not upset with your wife.
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Sheryl's upset with us for not being
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more real with her about her chili,
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which is not great chili.
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Yeah, I'm not sure if it was even chili.
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We were just trying
to spare her feelings,
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and now Sheryl's embarrassed.
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She said she's never
cooking on our show again.
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O-Okay, well, maybe we
can help each other out.
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Come on, let me help
you with that blanket.
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You know, it just so happens
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my wife makes a mean chili.
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Oh, I certainly believe the mean part.
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Slow your roll.
That's my wife we talking about now.
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- Tina doesn't like my chili.
- Pause.
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Right there. Look at my face.
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- Yeah. That's not pretty.
- Ugh.
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You're an attractive woman,
but that's not a good face.
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Babe, I know your birthday is over...
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Are you day-drinking with Dave?
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You know, I don't think
Akbar liked me either.
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Anyway, look, I know
your birthday's over,
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but I got one more gift for you,
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and it's a chance to make things right.
I just want you...
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So you're just gonna
leave me on the front porch
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like I'm an Amazon package?
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Hello, Tina.
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Calvin, Sheryl Underwood is in my house.
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I know, babe. I brought her.
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Sheryl Underwood,
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I am so sorry about this morning.
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It's, it's just my face. You know?
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It-it won't lie.
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00:18:24,379 --> 00:18:25,682
Girl, I know it.
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00:18:25,693 --> 00:18:27,681
I watched it back on slow-mo.
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00:18:29,404 --> 00:18:30,760
But I want to thank you.
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You were the only one
that was honest with me.
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00:18:33,769 --> 00:18:35,809
- Oh.
- I hated the chili, too.
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00:18:35,914 --> 00:18:37,852
Even more than her.
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00:18:38,477 --> 00:18:40,906
Little late, Jerry O'Connell superfan.
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00:18:42,149 --> 00:18:44,146
Uh, so he mentioned me?
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00:18:44,984 --> 00:18:47,282
Nobody's talking about you, Dave.
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Tina, I brought Sheryl here
so that you could teach her
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how to make chili the right way.
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00:18:52,051 --> 00:18:53,945
Oh, hell yeah, I will.
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00:18:53,956 --> 00:18:56,805
Come on, girl. Let me
get you a glass of wine.
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00:18:57,105 --> 00:18:58,835
That's all right, girl.
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I got one.
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Calvin! Sheryl Underwood
is in my kitchen.
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I can see.
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00:19:05,506 --> 00:19:08,307
This is the best birthday ever. Again.
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00:19:09,597 --> 00:19:10,998
So, what do I need to know?
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00:19:11,009 --> 00:19:13,510
Okay, first off, the
horseradish has got to go.
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That's my mother's recipe.
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00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,201
Oh, she doesn't know
how to cook either, huh?
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00:19:17,212 --> 00:19:18,428
Tina!
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00:19:23,099 --> 00:19:25,513
Ooh, okay. Where are you taking me?
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00:19:25,524 --> 00:19:27,839
- No, no, keep your eyes closed.
- Okay.
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00:19:27,956 --> 00:19:30,976
- Okay. Almost. Almost.
- All right.
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And open 'em.
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00:19:33,146 --> 00:19:34,685
Ta-da!
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00:19:35,763 --> 00:19:37,308
Wow. What's all this?
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00:19:37,319 --> 00:19:38,779
It's your present.
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00:19:38,790 --> 00:19:40,519
Look, Ma, we-we were trying to find
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the perfect birthday present for you,
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00:19:42,376 --> 00:19:45,746
and we remembered that
you really loved this one.
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00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:47,113
Aw.
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00:19:47,124 --> 00:19:49,084
We remember this day as
being pretty much perfect,
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00:19:49,095 --> 00:19:50,714
so we decided to recreate it.
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00:19:50,725 --> 00:19:54,279
Oh, thank you. Are those sandwiches?
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00:19:54,290 --> 00:19:55,292
Yep.
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00:19:55,303 --> 00:19:56,944
Tuna fish and Cheetos.
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00:19:57,843 --> 00:19:59,267
Yep, there's the yucky face.
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00:19:59,278 --> 00:20:00,658
There it is.
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00:20:01,022 --> 00:20:03,202
But I love it. I will eat it.
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00:20:03,284 --> 00:20:05,887
Thank you. Boys, this is...
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00:20:06,233 --> 00:20:07,971
This is all I could want.
448
00:20:08,048 --> 00:20:09,116
Mwah.
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00:20:09,127 --> 00:20:10,266
My babies. Mwah.
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00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:11,479
Happy birthday, Mama.
451
00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:12,551
Thank you. This is...
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00:20:12,562 --> 00:20:14,324
Okay, Mom, I need you to smile,
we about take a picture.
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00:20:14,335 --> 00:20:16,905
- All right, come on.
- Okay. Let's take a picture
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00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,752
with my babies.
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00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:20,848
Here we go.
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00:20:21,201 --> 00:20:22,879
Three, two...
457
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:24,455
What y'all looking at?
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00:20:24,466 --> 00:20:25,971
- Dad.
- Come on, Pop.
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00:20:26,155 --> 00:20:28,241
We're trying to recreate this photo.
460
00:20:28,252 --> 00:20:29,694
Oh, but, man, I didn't know.
461
00:20:29,705 --> 00:20:31,582
That's okay, baby, why don't
you just get in the picture?
462
00:20:31,593 --> 00:20:33,715
Oh, okay. All right, good. Let's do it.
463
00:20:33,789 --> 00:20:35,401
Come on, baby. Here we go.
464
00:20:35,412 --> 00:20:37,715
And three, two...
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00:20:37,726 --> 00:20:39,326
Ooh, do I smell Cheetos and tuna?
466
00:20:39,337 --> 00:20:40,625
- Ah, Dave.
- David.
467
00:20:40,636 --> 00:20:42,620
They're trying to take a photo.
468
00:20:42,631 --> 00:20:45,298
Oh, you know what?
Let's just do one with everybody.
469
00:20:45,309 --> 00:20:46,996
- All right. Come on. Here we go.
- Come on, brother.
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00:20:47,007 --> 00:20:48,826
Get in. Get in. All right. Good.
471
00:20:48,837 --> 00:20:49,927
And...
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00:20:49,938 --> 00:20:52,611
All right, everybody say chili.
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00:20:52,622 --> 00:20:55,078
Chili!
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