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Bro!
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This steakhouse for my bachelor
party tonight? Amazing!
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We got a bourbon tasting, cigar lounge.
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I'm telling y'all,
this is the kind of place where
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there's a dude in the men's
room with mints and cologne.
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Okay, well,
I better take some small bills,
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because I don't want to pay
five dollars for a Tic Tac.
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Have fun with your meats and cigars.
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Us ladies will be right here
having cocktails and massages.
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Well, all right, girls,
get your ladies' night on.
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And enjoy these nights
while you can, Necie.
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Once you have babies,
those nights are far and few.
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Oh, yeah, that's true.
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Making you boys was fun as hell.
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But raising y'all, now, that's
been an exhausting ordeal.
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What are we supposed to say to that?
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Just internalize it.
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Marty, you haven't told
your parents we decided
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not to have kids?
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Well, not in so many words.
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Or any words.
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Come on, Marty.
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Look, Necie is about
to spend the entire night
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with a woman who's already picked out
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six years' worth of
her grandkids' Easter outfits.
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I know. You're right. I'll tell them.
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Hey, you know what?
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Maybe they'll be so
excited about tonight,
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it won't even affect them.
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Oh, you think so?
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Hell nah. Barely believed it
as I said it.
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Well, I'm looking good,
I'm feeling good,
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and...
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and I'm smelling good.
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I am so excited for tonight.
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Yeah, about that.
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Please keep in mind that tonight
is supposed to be Marty's night.
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Yeah, of course I know that.
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Do you?
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What are you getting at?
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I'm just saying, you don't
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have a great history
at bachelor parties.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Dave, Kevin's bachelor party in Cancún?
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Matthew's in New Orleans?
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Gary's bachelor party that started
in Las Vegas and ended in jail?
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It was a detention cell at the Bellagio.
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I'm just saying, these events
bring out the worst in you.
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That's why your friends
gave you the nickname.
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Did they? I-I don't even remember.
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The Douche.
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This is supposed to be a nice night,
not an episode of Entourage.
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I promise you,
I left that guy at the Bellagio.
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There will be no a-douche.
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What's a douche?
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- It's nothing. Dave, stop.
- It's a feminine hygiene...
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- It's used to...
- Dave, tap out. Tap out. Tap out.
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Never mind. I'll just go
ask the Internet.
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Knock, knock.
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Hey. Lookin' spiffy, Dad.
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Well, that settles that.
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Uh...
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Uh, can I talk to you both for a sec?
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Well, can't it wait until
we're out of the bathroom?
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No, because I might chicken out.
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So, you know how Necie
and I are an unconventional,
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modern couple with bold sensibilities
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that don't conform to outdated norms?
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Is one of those outdated norms
getting to the point?
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So, Necie and I discussed
the idea of having kids, and...
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we realized that we don't need children
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in our lives to feel complete.
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It's the decision that we've made,
and we hope that you can respect it.
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You... So...
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Okay.
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So, how's that landing
on everyone? Mama?
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Oh, I didn't know you were finished.
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Thanks for letting us know.
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That's it?
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Oh, I do have one more thing to say.
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You boys have fun tonight.
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We will.
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Uh, you too, Mama.
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Thanks. Thanks for being
so cool about this.
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All right, now. Okay.
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Babe, are you sure
you're good with this?
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Would you look at this mirror.
It is filthy.
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Okay, Tina, that's not
what I'm talking abo...
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You know, I'm gonna get my
rubber gloves and some bleach.
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Oh, damn.
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- Ooh, Calvin, listen.
- Oh, good, listen.
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- Let me tell you... Oh.
- I need to, uh... No.
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- Oh, sorry. No, you go.
- You go.
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- No, you go. Okay.
- Go, go, go. Go.
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Okay, um...
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Can you keep an eye on Dave tonight?
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He's not gonna try to rap again, is he?
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He might.
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Bachelor parties are a trigger for him.
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When he gets around alcohol
and male bonding, he turns into...
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There's no nice way
to say this: The Douche.
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Huh. Okay, well,
we got bigger problems because
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Marty just told us that he and
Necie don't plan to have kids.
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Oh, my God. How did you guys take it?
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Well, I was disappointed, but I get it.
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But Tina?
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Did she scream?
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Ha! I wish.
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Tina's got three stages
of crazy before she loses it.
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One, she gets really quiet.
Two, she obsessively cleans.
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And three, she laughs at
stuff that's not even funny.
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Hey, girl!
You ready to get your massage on?
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Stage two?
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And hopefully we hold there.
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At least I know my house
is going to be spotless.
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Yeah.
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We have ants. So many ants.
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Whoa, whoa.
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Wh-What happened to the limo I ordered?
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The limo didn't have no stripper pole.
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That was the point, Trey.
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Oh, check it out.
It's about to be insane!
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You're welcome.
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Trey, this bus better be taking
us to that classy steakhouse.
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- It is.
- Where we are going to have
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a classy bourbon tasting.
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- Yes.
- And no strippers.
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Well, now I got to make a call.
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Oh. Come on, man.
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I'll tell you, if these seats
are sticky, I'm taking an Uber.
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Dave, are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine. Fine.
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What are you doing, man?
It's just a bus.
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A party bus.
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Oh, boy.
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- Hey, Necie, what's up?
- Miss Tina.
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This is my friend Bree.
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Hi. So nice to meet you.
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Oh, nice to meet you.
Make yourself at home.
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So, Necie...
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- Huh? What?
- Oh, Tina, this is so interesting.
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Did you know Bree
has some big, big news?
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She's about to be on
Broadway and In the Heights.
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- Oh, is that right?
- Uh-huh.
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Anyways, Necie,
I have a question for you.
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Have you ever seen a pair of boots
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in the store and said,
"I don't want those boots,"
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but later you think,
"I wish I'd bought them"?
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So you go back to the store,
but it's too late,
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the boots are gone, and now
all your friends have boots,
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but you're too old
to have boots? You know?
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I'm sorry, what is the question?
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Well, I was trying to ask...
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Okay, ready for the first two massages.
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Oh, thank God. Bree,
Necie, you guys go first.
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- Oh, I don't have to go...
- No, go, go, go, go.
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You know what? This bus isn't so bad.
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Man, you know what? It is kind of fun.
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Yeah, man.
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Whoa! Okay, then.
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Uh, why is this pole warm?
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Wait a minute. Was it just used?
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No, man.
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The heater pole is a feature.
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I'm gonna need hand sanitizer.
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I got you.
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What?
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This thing is full of Jell-O shots!
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Oh, boy.
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Well, all right!
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What are you doing, Trey?
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Jell-O shots?
Are we pledging a sorority?
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I guess one won't hurt. Yeah, to Marty.
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To Marty.
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All right.
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I think someone put
alcohol liquor in these.
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You know, things went
so well with Mom and Dad,
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I'm actually in a Jell-O shots mood.
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Hey, Dave? Dave, I thought
we agreed to one shot.
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Yes, one green shot. These are purple.
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This must be Jell-O, because
jam don't shake like that!
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- Let's go, boys!
- Hey...
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Marty, I didn't think
this night could get any better.
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But there's a Snorlax in this room.
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Okay, okay, use your lucky
Poké Ball to catch them,
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but don't let my brother
see what you're doing.
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- Hey, what's up?
- Whoa! Uh...
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Looking at sports!
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- Sports.
- Sports.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Ah, what a night.
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Out on the town with my boys,
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enjoying steaks, whiskey and cigars.
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Manly men manning it up.
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Daddy! Help me, it's in my lungs!
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Boy, it's not even lit.
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But it's about to be!
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Marty, your friend is so cool.
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Gentlemen, who here has
done a bourbon tasting before?
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Oh, uh, Montez and I are familiar.
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M-Montez, where are you at? Hey, Montez.
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Dave, Dave, would you calm down, man?
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Hmm. Uh-oh.
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Dad's mad.
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Now, the reason we use snifters
is: it concentrates the nose.
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And if you give it a little swirl...
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Mmm!
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My tummy is a-toasty.
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Maybe I should just go ahead
and take your dinner orders.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Ooh, I got you.
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Simone, tomahawk steaks
all around. Rare.
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Still mooin'. Derek, can I get a moo?
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Moo!
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Yeah, Derek!
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Uh, no, no, no. No mooing.
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Simone, I don't want my steak rare.
I want it well-done.
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All right? No mooing at all.
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Dead.
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Only thing red I want to see
on my plate is ketchup.
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Dudes, what are we doing?
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Marty is about to get married,
and we're just sitting here
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like a bunch of babies at a baby shower.
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What?
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What is going on?
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Trey, is there a club in the back?
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Oh, my God.
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I'm just as shocked as you are.
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The bachelor party gods have spoken.
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And they have said, "Let it be lit."
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- No, no, Dave, Dave...
- Dave, Dave, Dave...
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And so it was!
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Trey, don't. No, no.
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Okay. Listen, guys,
I got to go in there and get them.
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I promised Gemma
that I wouldn't let Dave
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go off the deep end.
I got to go get him.
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Yo, it's been a minute
since Dad was in a club.
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Well, don't worry about Pops.
He can handle himself.
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Uh-uh, no, no, no.
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He's on his own. The Douche is loose.
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So, Bree seems nice.
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Who?
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Necie's friend.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Great, great.
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Oh, you know,
I bet if we went to New York,
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she could get us house seats
to In the Heights.
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Oh, that'd be so fun, right?
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I haven't been to New York
since high school.
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Mmm.
250
00:12:43,475 --> 00:12:45,521
Not to brag, but I was in Model UN.
251
00:12:45,651 --> 00:12:48,437
I represented the country of Cameroon.
252
00:12:51,744 --> 00:12:53,529
Tina?
253
00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:56,842
Oh, crap.
254
00:12:58,055 --> 00:13:00,927
Isn't this great, Bree?
255
00:13:01,058 --> 00:13:03,669
I can't remember
the last time I had a massage.
256
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:06,237
Oh, yeah.
257
00:13:07,715 --> 00:13:10,762
You know, you should
treat yourself more often.
258
00:13:10,787 --> 00:13:12,266
Miss Tina?
259
00:13:12,722 --> 00:13:16,659
I'm so glad we're
going to have a chance to chat.
260
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,214
You know what?
I'd like to propose a toast.
261
00:13:35,043 --> 00:13:38,482
Dudes, you have got to come in there.
262
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:42,251
Dave, where'd you get the tiara?
263
00:13:42,381 --> 00:13:44,383
Hmm? Oh, it's a crown.
264
00:13:44,514 --> 00:13:46,647
I'm royalty in there.
265
00:13:48,387 --> 00:13:49,693
Derek, come on.
266
00:13:49,824 --> 00:13:51,390
Okay, but don't lose me.
267
00:13:52,653 --> 00:13:54,481
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, guys, guys, guys, come on.
268
00:13:54,506 --> 00:13:56,247
Come on. Look, sit down. Okay?
269
00:13:56,272 --> 00:13:59,753
Wait, look. My pops is trying
to give a speech. Come on, Dave.
270
00:13:59,778 --> 00:14:03,111
You're right. Sorry.
Uh, Derek, sit down.
271
00:14:03,136 --> 00:14:06,704
Show a little respect.
Calvin, the floor is yours.
272
00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:08,896
Thank you, Dave.
273
00:14:09,278 --> 00:14:13,500
Uh, I'd like to propose
a toast to my son Marty.
274
00:14:13,525 --> 00:14:14,668
Hey.
275
00:14:14,693 --> 00:14:17,238
I mean, it seems like
only yesterday I was holding you
276
00:14:17,263 --> 00:14:19,221
in my arms for the very first time.
277
00:14:19,593 --> 00:14:22,073
Next thing you know,
you were a little kid
278
00:14:22,204 --> 00:14:24,075
on my shoulders at the zoo,
279
00:14:24,206 --> 00:14:27,426
just going on and on
with your penguin facts
280
00:14:27,557 --> 00:14:29,994
while your snow cone dripped on my head.
281
00:14:31,866 --> 00:14:33,955
But I just let it drip because I never
282
00:14:34,092 --> 00:14:36,312
wanted you to stop telling me things.
283
00:14:37,741 --> 00:14:40,744
The amount of joy that you
and Malcolm have given me,
284
00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:42,790
it's just been amazing.
285
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:45,470
The Christmas mornings,
the school projects,
286
00:14:45,706 --> 00:14:47,490
even the broken arms.
287
00:14:50,232 --> 00:14:52,712
I wouldn't change one minute
of it for anything.
288
00:14:54,323 --> 00:14:55,846
Now you're getting married.
289
00:14:57,805 --> 00:15:01,160
That means I got to let you go. So...
290
00:15:02,174 --> 00:15:03,827
To my baby boy Marty.
291
00:15:04,012 --> 00:15:06,223
I love you, son. I love you, man.
292
00:15:06,248 --> 00:15:08,511
Ah...
293
00:15:10,001 --> 00:15:12,457
I want babies!
294
00:15:15,704 --> 00:15:18,457
I want snow cone juice
to drip on my head.
295
00:15:18,706 --> 00:15:21,051
I want babies so bad.
296
00:15:24,461 --> 00:15:26,376
Mmm.
297
00:15:26,671 --> 00:15:28,238
What's that scent?
298
00:15:28,705 --> 00:15:30,446
Huh, I think it's lavender.
299
00:15:30,577 --> 00:15:33,754
Ooh, I think you're right.
300
00:15:34,425 --> 00:15:38,038
While we're on the subject...
301
00:15:38,433 --> 00:15:40,176
Why do you hate kids?
302
00:15:41,053 --> 00:15:42,838
What? I love kids.
303
00:15:42,952 --> 00:15:45,041
I'm godmother to both of Bree's kids.
304
00:15:45,172 --> 00:15:47,087
Who the hell is Bree?
305
00:15:47,594 --> 00:15:50,292
The woman you kicked off
the massage table.
306
00:15:50,422 --> 00:15:51,902
Oh.
307
00:15:51,927 --> 00:15:54,538
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
th-the one from Hamilton.
308
00:15:56,951 --> 00:16:00,998
I mean, what is it?
Is it about your career?
309
00:16:01,129 --> 00:16:02,696
Traveling?
310
00:16:02,826 --> 00:16:05,220
Do you have a bad relationship
with your mother?
311
00:16:06,618 --> 00:16:08,328
I love my mother.
312
00:16:08,353 --> 00:16:11,661
I think we'll take a five.
313
00:16:13,609 --> 00:16:16,046
Is it your body? Because...
314
00:16:16,623 --> 00:16:18,407
I can carry the baby.
315
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:22,460
My doctor says I have the uterus
of a 24-year-old.
316
00:16:27,068 --> 00:16:29,070
Miss Tina...
317
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,247
there are so many things
I want to do with my life.
318
00:16:32,377 --> 00:16:35,642
Being a mother just doesn't
happen to be one of them.
319
00:16:37,832 --> 00:16:40,748
I just don't get it.
320
00:16:41,169 --> 00:16:44,389
How could you not want to be a mother?
321
00:16:44,414 --> 00:16:47,504
It's just who I am.
322
00:16:47,529 --> 00:16:49,966
How could you not want to be a boxer?
323
00:16:51,185 --> 00:16:53,417
Come on now, that's totally different.
324
00:16:53,442 --> 00:16:55,705
Mm, they both hurt.
325
00:16:56,968 --> 00:16:59,536
Tell me about it.
326
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:04,684
But children, they-they bring
so much laughter and-and joy.
327
00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:08,104
Marty brings me so much
laughter and joy.
328
00:17:08,675 --> 00:17:10,938
Yeah, okay, but Marty is...
329
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,312
We love each other,
330
00:17:12,337 --> 00:17:15,819
and we're happy
with the choice we've made,
331
00:17:15,844 --> 00:17:18,194
even if it's not the choice
you would've made.
332
00:17:21,349 --> 00:17:22,350
You're right.
333
00:17:24,108 --> 00:17:26,719
I've been putting my dreams on you,
334
00:17:26,788 --> 00:17:28,050
and that's not fair.
335
00:17:30,176 --> 00:17:34,267
I guess I was just a little surprised
when Marty told us.
336
00:17:34,398 --> 00:17:36,791
He always talked about being a dad.
337
00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:38,315
Really?
338
00:17:38,445 --> 00:17:40,752
Look around. Look at all these toys.
339
00:17:40,882 --> 00:17:43,276
I've been trying to throw
these toys out for years,
340
00:17:43,407 --> 00:17:44,843
but Marty would never let me.
341
00:17:44,973 --> 00:17:47,541
He says, "Mom, they're classics."
342
00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:52,894
He wanted to save them for his kids.
343
00:17:54,113 --> 00:17:58,291
I guess, um, this news
caught me a little off guard.
344
00:18:00,075 --> 00:18:02,164
Marty never told me that.
345
00:18:02,295 --> 00:18:05,124
You know, I owe you an apology.
346
00:18:06,821 --> 00:18:08,562
I don't know if you noticed, but, uh,
347
00:18:08,693 --> 00:18:10,651
I've been a little crazy this evening.
348
00:18:14,263 --> 00:18:15,874
Will you forgive me?
349
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,705
- No, Tina, stop.
- What?
350
00:18:20,730 --> 00:18:24,212
Oh, you're hugging. Phew. As you were.
351
00:18:31,019 --> 00:18:33,326
Hey, uh, Marty.
352
00:18:33,457 --> 00:18:35,067
The things I said in my toast...
353
00:18:35,092 --> 00:18:36,478
Listen, I wasn't trying to...
354
00:18:36,503 --> 00:18:38,723
No, it's-it's okay, Dad.
355
00:18:38,763 --> 00:18:39,776
Okay.
356
00:18:39,801 --> 00:18:41,570
That was my favorite thing
you've ever said to me.
357
00:18:41,595 --> 00:18:43,597
Even though it was Malcolm at the zoo.
358
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,840
- Really?
- Yup.
359
00:18:46,865 --> 00:18:48,301
Marty hated penguins.
360
00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:50,691
Scared the hell out of me.
361
00:18:50,716 --> 00:18:53,694
They still do. But...
362
00:18:53,825 --> 00:18:56,610
you're still the best dad
a guy could ask for.
363
00:18:56,741 --> 00:18:58,395
And hearing how much being a father
364
00:18:58,525 --> 00:19:01,267
meant to you, I want that.
365
00:19:01,398 --> 00:19:03,312
Are you sure?
366
00:19:03,337 --> 00:19:07,142
Because I feel like I should've
just kept my big mouth closed.
367
00:19:07,273 --> 00:19:09,266
No, I'm sure.
368
00:19:09,779 --> 00:19:11,618
You know, I told myself
I didn't want kids,
369
00:19:11,643 --> 00:19:14,042
but I was lying to myself
370
00:19:14,715 --> 00:19:15,850
and to Necie.
371
00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:20,021
So... who cried at Six Flags?
372
00:19:20,046 --> 00:19:21,526
That was you, right?
373
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,901
- Yup, yup, that was me.
- Yeah.
374
00:19:23,926 --> 00:19:25,624
- Yeah, that was definitely Marty.
- Okay.
375
00:19:25,649 --> 00:19:27,557
Remember he was scared
on the roller coaster?
376
00:19:27,582 --> 00:19:29,802
No, you pretended
the safety bar wouldn't latch.
377
00:19:31,419 --> 00:19:33,159
- And he cried, he was crying.
- He was crying.
378
00:19:33,184 --> 00:19:35,229
"Daddy, get me out of here."
379
00:19:35,254 --> 00:19:37,691
Oh, the guys are here.
380
00:19:38,173 --> 00:19:41,307
Derek, me, you, Frisbee golf,
381
00:19:41,332 --> 00:19:45,142
next weekend. Montez,
blow up my DMs, please.
382
00:19:49,324 --> 00:19:51,239
I see you met The Douche.
383
00:19:51,264 --> 00:19:52,467
Yup.
384
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,625
- Not a fan.
- Uh-uh.
385
00:19:56,104 --> 00:19:58,585
Ooh. Okay, babe,
386
00:19:58,610 --> 00:20:02,023
you are not gonna believe this,
but Necie and I just talked, and...
387
00:20:02,048 --> 00:20:04,877
I'm actually okay
with them not wanting babies.
388
00:20:04,902 --> 00:20:06,829
Well, I got news for you.
389
00:20:06,854 --> 00:20:09,161
Marty actually does want babies.
390
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,902
He does?
391
00:20:11,032 --> 00:20:13,034
Hmm.
392
00:20:13,059 --> 00:20:16,802
Uh-oh.
393
00:20:16,827 --> 00:20:18,264
Necie, hey.
394
00:20:18,289 --> 00:20:19,464
Hey.
395
00:20:19,622 --> 00:20:20,884
You guys have fun?
396
00:20:20,909 --> 00:20:23,367
Yeah, yeah. You?
397
00:20:23,392 --> 00:20:25,743
Yeah, yeah.
398
00:20:25,873 --> 00:20:28,920
Look, I think we should talk.
399
00:20:29,050 --> 00:20:31,705
Yeah, I was just about
to say the same thing.
400
00:20:32,837 --> 00:20:34,447
Whoa, whoa, whoa, dudes.
401
00:20:34,472 --> 00:20:36,691
Oh, God, here he comes.
Go in the house. Go, go, go, go.
402
00:20:36,716 --> 00:20:39,627
Dudes, dudes. Where are we going?
403
00:20:39,652 --> 00:20:41,734
I thought we were gonna go out
and slam some waffles.
404
00:20:41,759 --> 00:20:43,761
Dave, come on, let's go home.
405
00:20:43,786 --> 00:20:46,485
Let's go home, buddy. Come on.
406
00:20:47,926 --> 00:20:50,189
Hey, Derek, check this out.
This is who I'm married to.
407
00:20:50,214 --> 00:20:52,390
- Smokeshow.
- Okay.
408
00:20:53,870 --> 00:20:57,870
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