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Ooh, come on, babe, it's about to start.
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All right, here I come.
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I have my favorite sushi,
watching my favorite movie
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with my favorite girl.
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Oh, God is good.
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Why y'all got it all dark in here?
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But the devil is busy.
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Ooh-ooh, sushi! Don't mind if I do.
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I do mind if you do.
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And why do you smell like Necie?
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Did you use my strawberry
mango body wash?
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Indeed I did.
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And my skin is all nice and silky.
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By the way, we almost out.
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What the hell is that?
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Malcolm!
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Why is this front door locked?
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Open the door, it's your parents.
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Oh!
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- Pillows.
- Huh?
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- My mama's pillows!
- Oh, shoot.
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Uh, coming.
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Open the door, this basket is heavy.
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Uh, okay.
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Are we good?
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We are good.
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Hey, hey, hey, Mama, Daddy.
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Hey. Sorry to bother y'all,
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but your father hasn't
fixed our dryer yet.
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What's the rush,
when we can come over here
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- and use our spare one?
- Oh.
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Oh...
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I see y'all are loving
the pillows I got you.
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- Loving 'em!
- Loving 'em!
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I'll put those in the dryer for you.
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Right now we're about to watch
our movie and eat our sushi.
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Ah, that's a great idea.
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Yeah, that is, but
that's not enough food for all of us.
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Uh, yes, because it's for two.
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Well, no worries. You know what?
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I'll go whip something up.
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You know, times like these
is why it's good
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to have family that live so close.
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Hey, Mama.
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Thought I heard your voice.
What's going on?
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I'm about to make tacos.
We're having movie night.
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Ooh, I am down for a movie night.
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Yeah...
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Come on, man!
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I thought this was gonna be
couples only.
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Talk about not reading the room.
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Guys, look at this.
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Dave, why do you always get
so excited about the mail?
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It's nothing but bills and junk.
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Oh, really?
Well, don't come crawling to me
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when you need a walk-in bathtub.
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Wait a minute.
What's this from PaddiWak?
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What is PaddiWak?
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Well, it's like TikTok,
but from Korea instead of China.
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They sent Grover a check
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for $130.
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Cool! Can someone give me
a ride to the bank,
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and also explain how
cashing checks works?
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Okay, give me that.
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Why is Korea sending you money?
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Remember when I said
I wanted those VR goggles?
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You said I have to save up
my own money for them?
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Vaguely.
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Well, I started posting videos,
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and I'm up to 12,000 followers.
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Money, money, money.
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Who said you could get a PaddiWak?
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I did.
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Can I speak with you
over here for a minute?
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What's up?
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- What's up?
- Mm-hmm.
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Our son is making money
on the Internet, Dave.
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All the kids are on the app.
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And we did tell him to
start saving his own money.
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You know who else
makes money on the Internet?
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Fake Nigerian princes,
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and women who get paid
to take photos of their feet.
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Okay.
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Gemma, I think you may be
spinning a little bit.
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I need you to back me up on this.
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I've never been to a bank,
but I bet it's closing soon.
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Dave, the Internet is not
a safe place for kids.
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I do not want our son to be on PaddiWak.
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Okay. All right.
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Hey, buddy, listen up. Uh...
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No more PaddiWak.
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What?! Why?
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Because...
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because I said so.
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Wow, you really have been
hanging with Mr. Calvin a lot.
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You better watch your mouth, buddy.
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I brought you into this world,
and I will take you...
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Oh, my... What am I even saying?
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Calvin, I don't know what happened.
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I just heard myself blurting
out, "Because I said so."
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Well, all right.
That's what I'm talking about, Dave.
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You see, Tina,
I am a good influence on him.
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Hey, y'all.
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- Hey, baby.
- Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Why do you smell like tropical fruit?
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It, uh, turns out Necie and I
happen to share the same body wash.
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Uh, can we get back to my emergency?
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I don't want my little boy
making money on PaddiWak.
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There are a lot of creeps out there.
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I know, but we told him
he could have those goggles
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if he made his own money.
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Okay, but a kid's first job
should involve more
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than him using his index finger.
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A job should get him dirty.
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He should come home so funky
you don't want him anymore.
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You guys have got to
catch up with the times.
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Everybody is making money
on social media now.
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As a matter of fact, I follow Grover.
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- He's pretty funny. Look.
- Oh, let me see.
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Dads be like, "Clean up your room.
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Take out the trash.
I'm not gonna tell you again."
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Um, spoiler alert,
you are gonna tell me again.
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Moms be like,
"Eat your vegetables, baby.
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Do your homework. How was school?"
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Um, you're the principal at my school.
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You know how school was.
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Oh, that is funny. He's right.
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You were there, woman.
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Oh, Malcolm, send me that.
I want to follow him. He's funny.
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And the boy got a check for that?
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Oh, you'd be shocked at what
people get paid for on social media.
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Yeah, look, I'm fine with him
making his own money,
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but he should have a real job, you know.
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One that teaches him
the value of hard work.
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But he's so young.
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Well, he's not that young. He's 12.
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I was an industrial welder
when I was ten.
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No mask, no gloves, nothing.
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Yeah, my pops put me to work
at the Pit Stop when I was 11.
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Well, at least you learned
the value of hard work.
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I wish I'd learned
about child labor laws.
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Well, baby, why don't you
give Grover a job?
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Ooh, uh...
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Calvin, you would be doing us
a huge favor.
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Better being paid under your supervision
than on the Internet.
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Does he have any work experience at all?
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Not in the traditional sense,
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but he did recently learn
how to put a fitted sheet on his bed.
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Okay, fine.
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But only for an hour
or two after school.
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Aw, thank you, Calvin.
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Uh, Dave be like, "Let's hug it out."
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And Calvin be like, "Nah, bruh."
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Oh, come on!
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You cannot fly a car into a helicopter.
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I don't care how fast
or furious you are.
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Okay.
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Babe, I ran five miles today.
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Would you give me a foot rub, please?
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Of course, baby.
Give me those pretty feet.
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All right.
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Ooh, thank God. That feels so good.
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Oh, you like that, baby?
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. Yes.
- Oh, yeah?
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Ooh... Right there.
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- Yeah? Right there?
- Right there. Ooh!
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Right there.
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Baby, please don't stop.
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Hey, hey.
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I used my own key, that way
I didn't have to disturb y'all.
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Ah.
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How thoughtful.
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Uh, Marty, can you
take a look at this computer?
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This thing's been going crazy on me.
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Dad, computers don't go crazy.
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They're not people.
They don't have emotions.
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Well, this one does.
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I was gonna take it to the Geek Squad,
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and then I remembered I made my own.
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Oh, hey, Necie. How you doing?
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Grover.
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Grover, give me that. It's not a toy.
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All right? And you still haven't
swept up like I asked you to.
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All right. Yes, Mr. Calvin.
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Stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop.
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- Was I doing it wrong?
- Oh, very.
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Look, this is not about
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just pushing the dust around.
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All right? You want to
get it into a pile,
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and then sweep it into the dust pan.
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All right? Now, here, you try.
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Sure thing, Mr. Calvin.
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I mean, you could have
gone after some new dirt.
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Oh... okay, here. Watch me.
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All right, it's all in the wrist.
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See the wrist?
Look at that. Look at that.
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You get your wrist going,
get your action, move it around.
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Like that. Get that...
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Okay, put that phone away
and learn something here.
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Oh, Manny!
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My back. Ah. My whole damn back.
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Who spilled oil over here?
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I did. It's slippery.
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It's oil.
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- Ah, you okay, Manny?
- I don't know.
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Look, you're gonna be fine, all right?
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Why don't you go to the break room,
take it easy for a little bit.
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- Hey, put-put some butter on it.
- Butter?
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Yeah, and take some Robitussin.
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Okay, Grover, you know what?
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Why-why don't you just
take a break, too?
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Uh, is there anything else I can do?
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Yeah. Go to my office,
put your hands in your pockets.
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I can't afford to lose
any more employees.
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- Oh, there they are.
- Oh!
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The working men home from work.
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So, Grover, how'd it go?
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I learned how to sweep today.
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Ehh...
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"learn" would be a strong word.
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- Thanks for the lift, boss man.
- Sure.
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It seems like he had
a successful first day.
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Yeah, you know, Calvin,
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I-I just knew that Grover
would be a great help to you.
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Again, "help" would be a strong word.
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Hey, wait.
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Mr. Calvin, where's my money?
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It's not payday yet, little man.
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So go on home now.
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So, how did Grover do?
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Well, I said I'd teach him some things,
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and I'm trying, babe,
but every task for him
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ends up being more work for me.
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I think I'm gonna have to let him go.
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You can't fire Grover
from his very first job.
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Come on, that would just be wrong.
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Tina, he spilled oil all over the floor.
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Manuel slipped in it,
and I think he's gonna sue us.
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Oh, Grover's ass gotta go.
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Calvin, Grover is loving it here.
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Is he employee of the month yet?
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No, he is not, Dave.
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Today I asked him
to clean out my mini fridge,
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and the boy drank three sodas.
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Uh, yes, can I help you?
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Are you Calvin Butler?
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Are you with Child Protective Services?
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No, my "check engine" light came on.
250
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And I saw your shop on PaddiWak.
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My shop? I don't think so.
252
00:12:11,618 --> 00:12:14,315
Come on.
253
00:12:14,415 --> 00:12:17,045
This is you, right?
254
00:12:29,298 --> 00:12:31,795
Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah,
I mean, that might be me.
255
00:12:31,895 --> 00:12:33,161
Yeah, sure.
256
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,941
So you're saying your
"check engine" light came on?
257
00:12:34,966 --> 00:12:37,530
Yeah, why don't you have a seat
and I'll be right with you.
258
00:12:37,555 --> 00:12:38,754
Come on, man.
259
00:12:38,854 --> 00:12:40,851
So he's back on PaddiWak?
260
00:12:40,951 --> 00:12:44,447
Yes, clearly. Calvin, you are
supposed to be supervising him.
261
00:12:44,547 --> 00:12:46,378
This is my fault?
262
00:12:46,478 --> 00:12:48,675
You never taught the boy how to sweep.
263
00:12:50,341 --> 00:12:51,705
All right, where is he?
264
00:12:53,062 --> 00:12:54,426
Grover!
265
00:12:58,831 --> 00:13:01,061
Hey, Manny, you okay?
266
00:13:01,161 --> 00:13:04,225
My head, man. My whole damn head.
267
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,631
Grover, what are you doing?
268
00:13:05,656 --> 00:13:08,836
I was doing the wrench challenge,
and you distracted me.
269
00:13:08,861 --> 00:13:11,238
Calvin, I am so sorry.
270
00:13:11,263 --> 00:13:13,688
Look, Manuel, I'm sorry about this, man.
271
00:13:13,713 --> 00:13:17,042
Why don't you just go in the break room,
take it easy a little bit.
272
00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:19,665
Turn the lights down,
and put some butter on it.
273
00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:21,954
- But it doesn't work.
- Eh, eh...
274
00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:26,007
Calvin, Grover is gonna
make this up to you.
275
00:13:26,032 --> 00:13:27,498
No, he is not.
276
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,462
Grover, you're fired.
277
00:13:30,361 --> 00:13:32,126
Fired!
278
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,416
Oh, my God!
279
00:13:41,722 --> 00:13:43,886
Whew! Y'all scared me.
280
00:13:43,911 --> 00:13:46,077
Can you make a little noise
when you come in?
281
00:13:46,102 --> 00:13:48,365
To our own house?
282
00:13:48,539 --> 00:13:52,968
Anyway, I was at the farmers market,
and guess what they had?
283
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,432
Decorative gourds.
284
00:13:55,531 --> 00:13:57,895
Oh. Thank you.
285
00:13:57,995 --> 00:13:59,926
Yeah, we do love gourds.
286
00:14:00,027 --> 00:14:02,457
Yeah. I mean, like, who doesn't?
287
00:14:03,622 --> 00:14:04,837
All right, I'll see you later.
288
00:14:04,862 --> 00:14:08,426
I'm sure we will.
289
00:14:08,451 --> 00:14:10,648
Marty, what are we gonna do?
290
00:14:10,673 --> 00:14:12,385
Same thing we did
with the decorative pillows.
291
00:14:12,410 --> 00:14:14,174
Put 'em in the closet.
292
00:14:17,241 --> 00:14:19,504
Fired?!
293
00:14:19,603 --> 00:14:22,268
See, this is why I said
he was too young for a job.
294
00:14:22,368 --> 00:14:24,298
I was wrong, you were right.
295
00:14:24,398 --> 00:14:25,696
He wasn't ready.
296
00:14:25,796 --> 00:14:28,892
I'm sorry, I'm just not good
at real work.
297
00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:32,647
I need a kombucha.
298
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,749
- Sorry, Mom.
- You should be.
299
00:14:37,849 --> 00:14:39,814
I'm very disappointed in you.
300
00:14:39,914 --> 00:14:42,245
And you need to apologize to Mr. Calvin.
301
00:14:42,345 --> 00:14:44,010
Yeah.
302
00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:46,041
And don't turn this into one of those
303
00:14:46,065 --> 00:14:48,795
"Moms be like, I'm very
disappointed" videos.
304
00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:50,384
I won't.
305
00:14:50,409 --> 00:14:52,706
But that would be a really good one.
306
00:14:57,195 --> 00:14:59,458
Calvin, I'm so sorry about today.
307
00:14:59,557 --> 00:15:01,555
Me, too. Is Manuel okay?
308
00:15:01,655 --> 00:15:02,787
Yeah, yeah, he'll be fine.
309
00:15:02,887 --> 00:15:05,318
Uh, he's getting
his sense of smell back,
310
00:15:05,418 --> 00:15:08,148
and he remembered his name. So...
311
00:15:08,248 --> 00:15:12,909
All right, the booch
cleared my mind. Hey, Calvin.
312
00:15:13,009 --> 00:15:14,740
Grover, we've come up with a solution.
313
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,206
We're gonna take away your phone.
314
00:15:16,305 --> 00:15:17,987
No phone, no videos. Solved.
315
00:15:18,012 --> 00:15:21,208
Well, well, let's not be too hasty.
316
00:15:21,233 --> 00:15:23,131
You know, I-I got great news.
317
00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:26,294
Remember the guy that came in
when I fired Grover today?
318
00:15:26,394 --> 00:15:30,522
Well, his kid saw my shop
on Grover's PaddiWak.
319
00:15:30,547 --> 00:15:32,678
Yeah, and we want to apologize for that.
320
00:15:32,703 --> 00:15:34,467
Apologize? No, no.
321
00:15:34,717 --> 00:15:37,713
An hour later, two more
of Grover's followers came in,
322
00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:40,843
and one of 'em needs a new transmission.
323
00:15:40,868 --> 00:15:42,765
That's a $5,000 job.
324
00:15:47,369 --> 00:15:48,535
Listen, Grover,
325
00:15:48,635 --> 00:15:52,397
when I yelled the words "fired,"
326
00:15:52,496 --> 00:15:54,461
at you earlier,
327
00:15:54,561 --> 00:15:56,658
what I meant was "promoted."
328
00:15:58,589 --> 00:16:01,953
You are now my new
social media director.
329
00:16:02,952 --> 00:16:06,846
Same pay, except for you get
a key to the vending machine.
330
00:16:08,378 --> 00:16:11,708
Calvin, I-I'm sorry,
but that's not happening.
331
00:16:11,733 --> 00:16:12,782
Why?
332
00:16:12,807 --> 00:16:14,172
Because I said so.
333
00:16:14,271 --> 00:16:17,168
Aw, come on, man, that sucks.
334
00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:20,564
It's not fair to use
my own words against me.
335
00:16:21,530 --> 00:16:23,995
Look, Calvin, I'm glad
it brought you some business,
336
00:16:24,094 --> 00:16:26,424
but Grover disobeyed us.
337
00:16:27,323 --> 00:16:28,889
I'm sorry, Dad, I really am,
338
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:32,185
but you guys don't understand
what PaddiWak means.
339
00:16:32,285 --> 00:16:33,949
It's important to me.
340
00:16:34,049 --> 00:16:36,280
I know, everybody does it.
341
00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:39,409
It's not that, it's just
I'm in middle school now.
342
00:16:39,509 --> 00:16:41,340
It's different. It's kind of hard
343
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,272
to figure out where you fit in.
344
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,270
Aw, Grover.
345
00:16:45,369 --> 00:16:47,732
And I'm actually good at making videos.
346
00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:50,864
People think I'm funny now.
They like me.
347
00:16:50,963 --> 00:16:53,460
It's not so easy for me
to make friends, Dad.
348
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:56,522
I'm not cool, like you.
349
00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:03,315
You're making it real hard for me
to be mad at you right now, buddy.
350
00:17:05,147 --> 00:17:06,696
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
351
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:10,007
Probably. All right, look.
352
00:17:10,107 --> 00:17:12,971
Grover, you can go back on PaddiWak.
353
00:17:13,071 --> 00:17:14,469
- Sweet!
- Yes!
354
00:17:14,494 --> 00:17:17,158
But... But...
355
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,097
with conditions.
356
00:17:19,197 --> 00:17:20,661
I'm gonna want your password.
357
00:17:20,761 --> 00:17:22,460
Sure. Yeah. That's fine. That's good.
358
00:17:22,559 --> 00:17:26,355
And, and we have to approve
all of your videos. Deal?
359
00:17:26,455 --> 00:17:28,054
Deal. Yeah, of course.
360
00:17:28,153 --> 00:17:29,785
Yeah, we're good with that.
361
00:17:36,149 --> 00:17:38,516
- Hey, Malcolm.
- Hey, what's up, Necie?
362
00:17:38,541 --> 00:17:40,040
Oh, hey, babe.
363
00:17:40,065 --> 00:17:41,113
- Hey.
- Oh.
364
00:17:41,138 --> 00:17:42,179
Excuse me.
365
00:17:42,204 --> 00:17:44,501
Okay. All-all right, baby.
366
00:17:44,526 --> 00:17:46,224
I-I'll be in there in a bit.
367
00:17:46,249 --> 00:17:48,599
Yeah, I'll... Baby!
368
00:17:50,427 --> 00:17:52,625
Uh, what was that?
369
00:17:52,724 --> 00:17:54,923
Necie's not happy with
our living situation.
370
00:17:55,022 --> 00:17:57,053
I mean, it's hard enough sharing
a bathroom with me and you,
371
00:17:57,153 --> 00:17:59,284
but Mom and Dad have
absolutely no boundaries.
372
00:17:59,384 --> 00:18:00,682
That's a fact.
373
00:18:00,783 --> 00:18:04,478
Now with them drying their laundry here,
everything's getting mixed up.
374
00:18:04,503 --> 00:18:07,975
The other day, Necie was this close
from putting on Mom's thong.
375
00:18:08,074 --> 00:18:11,303
Hey, hey, Marty.
I don't need to know that.
376
00:18:11,403 --> 00:18:12,701
Yeah, I know. I know.
377
00:18:12,802 --> 00:18:16,131
Yo, man, don't ever say "Mama"
and "thong" in the same sentence.
378
00:18:16,231 --> 00:18:19,361
You heard it. I almost saw it.
379
00:18:19,461 --> 00:18:20,692
Oh!
380
00:18:23,757 --> 00:18:26,153
Look, man, you have got
to figure out something.
381
00:18:26,253 --> 00:18:28,416
Okay? Necie's about to be your wife.
382
00:18:28,516 --> 00:18:30,748
Look, I know. We gotta
get our own place.
383
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,512
But I don't know how to break it to Mom.
384
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,310
You just got to man up, little bro.
385
00:18:34,410 --> 00:18:36,574
You cannot be afraid of her.
386
00:18:36,599 --> 00:18:38,023
If it was me, I would tell Mama two...
387
00:18:38,048 --> 00:18:40,977
- Tell me what, Malcolm?
- Whoa! Why?
388
00:18:41,002 --> 00:18:44,099
Uh, I-I got nothing to say to you, Mama,
389
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,689
but, uh, Marty does.
390
00:18:45,714 --> 00:18:47,478
Come on.
391
00:18:47,729 --> 00:18:49,892
Hey, hey, good news.
392
00:18:49,992 --> 00:18:52,223
I found you a matching throw.
393
00:18:52,323 --> 00:18:55,686
Yay. Animal prints.
394
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:58,349
Yes, it goes with the pillows
you love so...
395
00:18:58,374 --> 00:19:00,039
Where are my pillows?
396
00:19:00,214 --> 00:19:01,512
They in the closet.
397
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:04,975
Nobody can see 'em in there.
398
00:19:05,075 --> 00:19:06,606
Exactly.
399
00:19:06,707 --> 00:19:10,003
Uh, Mama, we need to talk.
400
00:19:10,103 --> 00:19:13,199
Oh. Hey, Miss Tina.
401
00:19:13,224 --> 00:19:14,306
Hey, Necie.
402
00:19:14,331 --> 00:19:16,995
Come here, babe.
403
00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:23,720
Mama, I think it's time...
404
00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:28,648
No, I know it's time
Necie and I got our own place.
405
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,511
Oh.
406
00:19:31,610 --> 00:19:33,941
All right. I get it.
407
00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:36,039
You do?
408
00:19:36,139 --> 00:19:38,903
Of course I do. As a matter of fact,
409
00:19:39,002 --> 00:19:43,630
just today I saw the cutest
little craftsman house for sale
410
00:19:43,730 --> 00:19:45,494
right around the corner.
411
00:19:46,642 --> 00:19:48,499
- She doesn't get it.
- Yeah... no.
412
00:19:48,524 --> 00:19:50,689
- Okay, Mama...
- What?
413
00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:52,020
What?
414
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:55,816
You know, it might not be
right around the corner.
415
00:19:55,916 --> 00:19:58,180
We might need a little more
space than that.
416
00:19:58,205 --> 00:19:59,637
You know?
417
00:19:59,662 --> 00:20:02,508
Me and Necie are building our life
together, just like you and Dad did.
418
00:20:02,609 --> 00:20:04,640
I mean, you've got to understand that.
419
00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:07,502
I guess.
420
00:20:07,603 --> 00:20:09,534
Come on, Mama, don't you
want us to be happy?
421
00:20:09,634 --> 00:20:12,031
You know I do.
422
00:20:12,131 --> 00:20:15,893
And maybe we are a teensy bit intrusive.
423
00:20:15,993 --> 00:20:18,624
Well... I don't know...
424
00:20:19,656 --> 00:20:22,252
You two are terrible liars.
425
00:20:23,019 --> 00:20:24,883
But if you move far, I'm telling you,
426
00:20:24,982 --> 00:20:26,715
you better save up your gas money
427
00:20:26,814 --> 00:20:29,677
because you're coming home
on Sundays for family dinner.
428
00:20:29,777 --> 00:20:33,040
Mama, I wouldn't miss it.
429
00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:35,837
Listen, I'm always gonna
be your little boy.
430
00:20:35,937 --> 00:20:38,001
But right now I gotta be
Necie's grown man.
431
00:20:38,116 --> 00:20:39,215
- Mm.
- Yeah.
432
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,606
- I like that.
- Yeah, you like that?
433
00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:43,028
- Yes, I do.
- God!
434
00:20:43,128 --> 00:20:44,627
Would you two get a room?
435
00:20:44,652 --> 00:20:46,816
We are in our house!
436
00:20:50,853 --> 00:20:54,844
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