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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:54,624 --> 00:00:59,304 HITCHHIKE 2 00:01:49,464 --> 00:01:51,984 SEA EXCURSIONS 3 00:02:42,064 --> 00:02:44,324 - It's raining. - Please, it's summer! 4 00:02:44,344 --> 00:02:46,764 Sorry for blocking the sun. 5 00:02:46,784 --> 00:02:49,064 Hey, it's raining! 6 00:02:51,144 --> 00:02:53,104 Just like I said! 7 00:02:58,544 --> 00:03:01,604 - What nice weather. - Are you nuts? 8 00:03:01,624 --> 00:03:05,444 - No, I just love rain. - You gotta be depraved. 9 00:03:05,464 --> 00:03:07,724 For a sports journalist like me, 10 00:03:07,744 --> 00:03:09,644 when it rains this hard, 11 00:03:09,664 --> 00:03:11,404 soccer games get canceled, 12 00:03:11,424 --> 00:03:13,964 so I go to the movies. 13 00:03:13,984 --> 00:03:15,724 Get my drift? 14 00:03:15,744 --> 00:03:19,444 No, I don't feel like a movie at this hour! 15 00:03:19,464 --> 00:03:21,604 We could always chat. 16 00:03:21,624 --> 00:03:24,324 OK, let's talk sunny weather! 17 00:03:24,344 --> 00:03:28,124 - Why stay here in the rain? - I didn't choose this place. 18 00:03:28,144 --> 00:03:30,724 I won a radio typing contest. 19 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:33,484 Two weeks' vacation in De Panne. 20 00:03:33,504 --> 00:03:37,684 - That's just awful. - It was the consolation prize. 21 00:03:37,704 --> 00:03:40,464 I bet first prize was Capri. 22 00:03:41,624 --> 00:03:46,004 If I were you, I'd leave for the coast. 23 00:03:46,024 --> 00:03:49,124 - What coast? - The Riviera. 24 00:03:49,144 --> 00:03:52,444 Azure blue, no clouds. 25 00:03:52,464 --> 00:03:54,684 No clouds mean...? 26 00:03:54,704 --> 00:03:57,084 - Nothing. - Nothing? 27 00:03:57,104 --> 00:04:01,164 - No clouds mean sunny weather! - Oh, sunny weather... 28 00:04:01,184 --> 00:04:03,684 It's too far anyway. 29 00:04:03,704 --> 00:04:06,724 90 minutes by plane, one night by train, 30 00:04:06,744 --> 00:04:09,204 a week by roller skates, sounds good, 31 00:04:09,224 --> 00:04:10,964 and by horseback...? 32 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:13,684 - How long by horseback? - And by car? 33 00:04:13,704 --> 00:04:16,584 - Depends on the car. - Thank you! 34 00:04:22,064 --> 00:04:25,964 - I'll pick the car! - Oh, you're... 35 00:04:25,984 --> 00:04:28,544 On to the next one, then! 36 00:04:34,504 --> 00:04:36,984 - How sweet of you! - It's nothing. 37 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:52,204 - Can I be of service, Miss? - I don't know, sir. 38 00:04:52,224 --> 00:04:54,464 I thought you'd waved to me. 39 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:04,204 - I'm really late. - Then hop in! 40 00:05:04,224 --> 00:05:07,604 - I don't wanna put you out. - Where are you going? 41 00:05:07,624 --> 00:05:10,464 - Straight ahead. - Good, me too. 42 00:05:12,784 --> 00:05:14,564 You're a lifesaver! 43 00:05:14,584 --> 00:05:17,784 - Why, someone after you? - No, waiting for me. 44 00:05:27,144 --> 00:05:29,284 Know who you look like? 45 00:05:29,304 --> 00:05:31,684 - Do tell. - A boss. 46 00:05:31,704 --> 00:05:32,784 Oh? 47 00:05:37,624 --> 00:05:39,964 Why're you looking at me like that? 48 00:05:39,984 --> 00:05:42,324 For the fun of it. 49 00:05:42,344 --> 00:05:44,004 Do you mind? 50 00:05:44,024 --> 00:05:46,204 It's risky when you're driving. 51 00:05:46,224 --> 00:05:50,044 - Want me to pull over? - No, I'm late enough already. 52 00:05:50,064 --> 00:05:52,524 I bet your parents are very strict. 53 00:05:52,544 --> 00:05:55,364 I'll say! My dad's a customs officer. 54 00:05:55,384 --> 00:05:58,784 - Going to the border, I suppose? - Very clever! 55 00:06:01,504 --> 00:06:04,124 What a marvelous adventure! 56 00:06:04,144 --> 00:06:06,484 - What adventure? - Ours! 57 00:06:06,504 --> 00:06:09,164 I'd always dreamt of a weekend getaway 58 00:06:09,184 --> 00:06:11,044 with a charming secretary. 59 00:06:11,064 --> 00:06:13,204 But I never dared. 60 00:06:13,224 --> 00:06:15,244 I'm a no-nonsense kind of boss. 61 00:06:15,264 --> 00:06:17,964 In spite of the bowtie? 62 00:06:17,984 --> 00:06:20,424 It's my only fancy! 63 00:06:22,024 --> 00:06:25,804 Sorry to say, your "adventure" won't happen. 64 00:06:25,824 --> 00:06:29,604 No, it'll end before starting, so no complications. 65 00:06:29,624 --> 00:06:32,004 And no regrets or scenes. 66 00:06:32,024 --> 00:06:33,344 Sheer bliss! 67 00:06:40,024 --> 00:06:42,004 What's going on? 68 00:06:42,024 --> 00:06:43,524 Don't recognize the place? 69 00:06:43,544 --> 00:06:46,004 - What? - You're home, that's the border! 70 00:06:46,024 --> 00:06:47,764 You're mean. 71 00:06:47,784 --> 00:06:50,324 - So where are you going? - Paris. 72 00:06:50,344 --> 00:06:53,404 I bet if you look around, 73 00:06:53,424 --> 00:06:56,244 you'll find another "boss." 74 00:06:56,264 --> 00:07:00,604 - You aren't going any farther? - I wasn't even coming this far. 75 00:07:00,624 --> 00:07:04,224 - You went out of your way! - It was worth it. 76 00:07:10,904 --> 00:07:12,744 Goodbye, sir. 77 00:07:40,864 --> 00:07:43,764 So many choices! 78 00:07:43,784 --> 00:07:45,784 Which one shall I pick? 79 00:07:46,944 --> 00:07:48,224 What a twit! 80 00:07:53,064 --> 00:07:55,224 My, a nice American car. 81 00:08:08,104 --> 00:08:12,044 Where'd they get that jalopy? At the dump? 82 00:08:12,064 --> 00:08:15,044 - See that? - Think of my fight! 83 00:08:15,064 --> 00:08:17,884 But what about afterwards? 84 00:08:17,904 --> 00:08:20,484 Left hook! 85 00:08:20,504 --> 00:08:23,144 CUSTOMS 86 00:08:28,224 --> 00:08:31,184 Hey, hey, hey! 87 00:08:34,144 --> 00:08:36,924 Where do you think you're going? 88 00:08:36,944 --> 00:08:39,164 - Through! - Through? 89 00:08:39,184 --> 00:08:42,764 - Where's your family? - At home. 90 00:08:42,784 --> 00:08:44,804 And where's this home? 91 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:47,784 - Honestly! - Honest...? 92 00:08:48,784 --> 00:08:52,844 What...? Papers! 93 00:08:52,864 --> 00:08:55,044 Papers, hurry! 94 00:08:55,064 --> 00:08:57,224 "Honestly"? 95 00:08:59,504 --> 00:09:01,484 That's not you! 96 00:09:01,504 --> 00:09:04,324 You're much younger than the photo. 97 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:08,364 - 'Cause my hair's shorter. - My eye! 98 00:09:08,384 --> 00:09:11,484 What, are you one-eyed? 99 00:09:11,504 --> 00:09:15,124 I may be one-eyed, but I'm not blind! 100 00:09:15,144 --> 00:09:17,524 So how old does that make you? 101 00:09:17,544 --> 00:09:19,344 It's written right there. 102 00:09:23,144 --> 00:09:26,324 16! I can't let you through if you're 16! 103 00:09:26,344 --> 00:09:29,924 You're wrong, 21-3=18. 104 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:34,484 Still too young to jump from one country to another, like a flea! 105 00:09:34,504 --> 00:09:37,644 Still, to not know math at your age... 106 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:40,084 Watch it, you're not through yet! 107 00:09:40,104 --> 00:09:43,224 - I didn't say anything wrong. - If you say so. 108 00:09:44,944 --> 00:09:47,044 And where are you going? 109 00:09:47,064 --> 00:09:49,004 - Paris. - Paris? 110 00:09:49,024 --> 00:09:52,044 And what'll you do in Paris? 111 00:09:52,064 --> 00:09:55,604 - Nothing special, just sightsee. - Sightsee? 112 00:09:55,624 --> 00:09:58,044 Now I get it! 113 00:09:58,064 --> 00:10:02,044 You gotta "sightsee" in Paris at least once! 114 00:10:02,064 --> 00:10:05,384 I remember once in '47... 115 00:10:06,824 --> 00:10:08,744 Will she get through? 116 00:10:10,704 --> 00:10:12,844 Can't he leave her alone? 117 00:10:12,864 --> 00:10:17,204 Especially don't forget to go see Notre-Dame. 118 00:10:17,224 --> 00:10:20,604 The view from the tower is quite spectacular. 119 00:10:20,624 --> 00:10:23,324 But don't lean over too much. 120 00:10:23,344 --> 00:10:25,824 I promise not to! 121 00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,384 No regrets? 122 00:11:18,504 --> 00:11:20,204 Where are you going? 123 00:11:20,224 --> 00:11:22,844 - To the Wagram! - I'm going to Paris. 124 00:11:22,864 --> 00:11:25,084 What a ninny! 125 00:11:25,104 --> 00:11:27,684 - So are we, we have a match. - What? 126 00:11:27,704 --> 00:11:28,884 A match! 127 00:11:28,904 --> 00:11:32,204 I didn't know you started boxing again! 128 00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:35,324 - So you're boxers? - No, manager. 129 00:11:35,344 --> 00:11:38,804 - He's the boxer. - Does it pay? 130 00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:42,784 - No, we're amateurs. - What about the prizes? 131 00:11:48,784 --> 00:11:50,564 What's your name? 132 00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:53,084 - Andr�. - No, him. 133 00:11:53,104 --> 00:11:54,684 Andr�! 134 00:11:54,704 --> 00:11:58,084 - You're both Andr�s? - No, he's Bobby. 135 00:11:58,104 --> 00:12:01,004 - You? - Agathe. 136 00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:03,364 - Pleased to meet you. - What? 137 00:12:03,384 --> 00:12:04,964 Agathe! 138 00:12:04,984 --> 00:12:06,384 Watch the road! 139 00:12:08,544 --> 00:12:11,084 - Aren't you cold? - No! 140 00:12:11,104 --> 00:12:14,164 - What'd she say? - Dunno, I didn't hear. 141 00:12:14,184 --> 00:12:16,324 - Liar! - What? 142 00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:18,084 It's cold! 143 00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:20,444 - Didja hear that time? - No! 144 00:12:20,464 --> 00:12:22,564 - She's cold. - What can I do about it? 145 00:12:22,584 --> 00:12:25,784 - You could be more gallant! - Gallant...? Watch it! 146 00:12:30,024 --> 00:12:32,104 What're those two up to? 147 00:12:33,584 --> 00:12:35,684 We'll let them pass us. 148 00:12:35,704 --> 00:12:38,204 Who do they think they are? 149 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:40,944 They could go faster, with a car like that. 150 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:47,244 - You're too fast for 'em. - Very funny! 151 00:12:47,264 --> 00:12:48,424 Go! 152 00:12:51,864 --> 00:12:54,104 Are you passing them or not? 153 00:12:55,664 --> 00:12:58,824 - I'm doing my best. - "I'm doing my best"! 154 00:13:19,304 --> 00:13:21,304 Fickle girlfriend you got! 155 00:13:22,824 --> 00:13:25,104 This is no time! 156 00:13:27,424 --> 00:13:29,724 Step on it! 157 00:13:29,744 --> 00:13:32,744 I can't step on it any farther! 158 00:13:34,544 --> 00:13:36,424 About time! 159 00:13:42,344 --> 00:13:45,924 - You should light me a cigar. - I'm a boxer, not a smoker. 160 00:13:45,944 --> 00:13:48,564 Don't smoke it, just light it. 161 00:13:48,584 --> 00:13:52,664 You don't give a crap about my fight. 162 00:13:55,824 --> 00:13:57,804 Aren't you cold? 163 00:13:57,824 --> 00:13:59,524 No? 164 00:13:59,544 --> 00:14:02,924 - See where your whim got us? - She can climb in with them. 165 00:14:02,944 --> 00:14:04,564 - Never! - Why not? 166 00:14:04,584 --> 00:14:07,084 - I don't like the look of 'em. - La-di-da... 167 00:14:07,104 --> 00:14:11,244 - They scare me. - You should be flattered. 168 00:14:11,264 --> 00:14:13,044 Really, the things you hear! 169 00:14:13,064 --> 00:14:16,384 Don't you get it? She's got manners! 170 00:14:17,264 --> 00:14:20,004 - Well, are you cold? - Freezing! 171 00:14:20,024 --> 00:14:22,324 She's freezing! 172 00:14:22,344 --> 00:14:26,244 - Want me to take her place? - You know I can't drive! 173 00:14:26,264 --> 00:14:28,744 What do we do, then? 174 00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:32,804 Be nice, Mr. Bobby! 175 00:14:32,824 --> 00:14:34,264 Mr. Bobby... 176 00:14:38,024 --> 00:14:39,864 You don't give a damn! 177 00:14:45,144 --> 00:14:47,944 Now I'll freeze! 178 00:14:52,384 --> 00:14:55,144 What the hell are you doing? 179 00:14:57,384 --> 00:14:59,264 What're you doing? 180 00:15:00,824 --> 00:15:03,364 We shouldn't have cut the ignition! 181 00:15:03,384 --> 00:15:06,104 Well, you're the driver! 182 00:15:11,784 --> 00:15:14,264 - Is it serious? - Who knows? 183 00:15:16,944 --> 00:15:20,224 - Could it be the spark plugs? - Or maybe the distributor? 184 00:15:22,904 --> 00:15:26,604 - I bet it's the fuel pump. - I say it's the ignition. 185 00:15:26,624 --> 00:15:29,124 True, the ignition can be tricky. 186 00:15:29,144 --> 00:15:31,844 We'd have to check the screws. 187 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:34,084 - What screws? - The platinum screws. 188 00:15:34,104 --> 00:15:36,884 - Got a nail file? - It's no surprise! 189 00:15:36,904 --> 00:15:39,044 - Clogged up? - Oxidized! 190 00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,904 He said "oxidized." 191 00:15:42,384 --> 00:15:44,924 Let me have a go. 192 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,444 Put in the crank. 193 00:15:47,464 --> 00:15:49,524 Easy, easy. 194 00:15:49,544 --> 00:15:52,484 - Stop! - You'll get dirty. 195 00:15:52,504 --> 00:15:55,124 We travelers need to stick together. 196 00:15:55,144 --> 00:15:57,064 Try it now. 197 00:15:58,664 --> 00:16:01,644 - She almost spoke! - And she was saying... 198 00:16:01,664 --> 00:16:05,284 - Come give me a hand. - And tire my arms? 199 00:16:05,304 --> 00:16:07,724 - Wimp! - I've got a match tonight! 200 00:16:07,744 --> 00:16:11,604 - A match! Don't you get it? - Allow me. 201 00:16:11,624 --> 00:16:14,924 - How touching... Solidarity! - Exactly! 202 00:16:14,944 --> 00:16:16,904 Go faster to see. 203 00:16:18,384 --> 00:16:21,484 It's useless. We've kept you long enough. 204 00:16:21,504 --> 00:16:24,604 - We'll send a mechanic. - Take me with you? 205 00:16:24,624 --> 00:16:27,644 It'd be our pleasure, Miss. 206 00:16:27,664 --> 00:16:29,604 Thanks, and good luck. 207 00:16:29,624 --> 00:16:31,824 Yeah, thanks a lot. 208 00:16:35,384 --> 00:16:38,884 Say, you should try the carburetor. 209 00:16:38,904 --> 00:16:43,264 - In any case, we'll send help. - And I won't forget you. 210 00:17:02,224 --> 00:17:03,964 Pretty rotten luck! 211 00:17:03,984 --> 00:17:06,244 But now you'll get there sooner. 212 00:17:06,264 --> 00:17:09,044 - But it's not as much fun. - So there! 213 00:17:09,064 --> 00:17:11,924 - Going far? - Capri. 214 00:17:11,944 --> 00:17:14,324 - You like Capri? - I adore it! 215 00:17:14,344 --> 00:17:16,044 - Ever been? - No. 216 00:17:16,064 --> 00:17:18,884 - You? - Neither. 217 00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:21,364 It's always sunny there. 218 00:17:21,384 --> 00:17:23,764 I'll go boating all summer. 219 00:17:23,784 --> 00:17:26,284 My uncle has a beachside home. 220 00:17:26,304 --> 00:17:28,604 - With a private beach? - Naturally. 221 00:17:28,624 --> 00:17:30,204 What a question! 222 00:17:30,224 --> 00:17:33,444 - Will you go skinny-dipping? - Hey! 223 00:17:33,464 --> 00:17:37,004 She could! She must have all the right curves. 224 00:17:37,024 --> 00:17:40,284 - Hey, I won! - Won what? 225 00:17:40,304 --> 00:17:42,824 The jackpot... 226 00:17:44,184 --> 00:17:46,804 Lucky at cards, unlucky in love! 227 00:17:46,824 --> 00:17:49,524 - So there again! - Traveling alone? 228 00:17:49,544 --> 00:17:52,804 My uncle'll be waiting for me at Capri Station. 229 00:17:52,824 --> 00:17:55,524 A station in Capri? Who would've thunk it? 230 00:17:55,544 --> 00:17:57,224 A harbor station! 231 00:18:10,984 --> 00:18:12,964 We're out of gas. 232 00:18:12,984 --> 00:18:15,364 - I hope you're kidding. - Me too! 233 00:18:15,384 --> 00:18:18,524 - No, we're out of gas. - Not again! 234 00:18:18,544 --> 00:18:20,924 It happened last time too. 235 00:18:20,944 --> 00:18:24,484 When there's no gas, cars just don't run anymore. 236 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:27,444 - Where's the next gas station? - Dunno. 237 00:18:27,464 --> 00:18:29,924 - Two or three km from here. - On foot? 238 00:18:29,944 --> 00:18:32,884 Unless you have a better idea. 239 00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:35,344 - Tails? - Heads. 240 00:18:39,264 --> 00:18:41,624 - Heads. - Damn! 241 00:18:46,264 --> 00:18:47,664 There's Andr�! 242 00:18:57,424 --> 00:19:00,164 We'll send someone over. 243 00:19:00,184 --> 00:19:02,544 - With a gas can. - Thanks. 244 00:19:09,424 --> 00:19:11,504 Go, Bobby, go! 245 00:19:20,184 --> 00:19:21,544 Right hook! 246 00:19:29,904 --> 00:19:31,824 Go, Bobby! 247 00:19:38,384 --> 00:19:40,424 You sure look gorgeous. 248 00:19:45,544 --> 00:19:48,424 - Hands up, Bobby! - Hands up, Bobby! 249 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:54,204 You're not allowed to be here. 250 00:19:54,224 --> 00:19:55,824 Come on, Bobby! 251 00:20:00,984 --> 00:20:04,084 - He's got a mean right hook. - What's he waiting for? 252 00:20:04,104 --> 00:20:05,504 Dunno, frankly. 253 00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:10,664 Hit him! Right in the kisser! 254 00:20:15,544 --> 00:20:19,184 - Right hook! - Right hook, Bobby! 255 00:20:22,744 --> 00:20:25,684 One, two, three... 256 00:20:25,704 --> 00:20:29,044 - Get up! - Get up, Bobby! 257 00:20:29,064 --> 00:20:33,824 ...seven, eight, nine, ten. Out! 258 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,824 - In the first round! - Bobby... 259 00:20:47,624 --> 00:20:51,044 - What were you thinking? - It's her fault. 260 00:20:51,064 --> 00:20:54,864 - He caught me off guard. - I couldn't have known! 261 00:21:00,264 --> 00:21:03,324 - What're you doing now? - Going to bed. 262 00:21:03,344 --> 00:21:05,844 - Got a hotel room? - You kidding? 263 00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:08,844 - We're going back to Brussels. - Tonight? 264 00:21:08,864 --> 00:21:11,924 We need to work in the morning. 265 00:21:11,944 --> 00:21:15,084 - You're being downers. - The nature of the sport. 266 00:21:15,104 --> 00:21:17,964 - He could've won that match. - And? 267 00:21:17,984 --> 00:21:20,644 - And I would've won! - And afterwards? 268 00:21:20,664 --> 00:21:24,944 - We would've gone home. - Why not use your right hook? 269 00:21:34,104 --> 00:21:35,824 Those leeches again! 270 00:21:36,864 --> 00:21:38,384 So did you win? 271 00:21:40,384 --> 00:21:42,824 He put up quite a fight! 272 00:21:44,424 --> 00:21:46,804 - How was that? - 1-0 for Bobby! 273 00:21:46,824 --> 00:21:47,964 Nice... 274 00:21:47,984 --> 00:21:50,764 - He was asking for it. - He was. 275 00:21:50,784 --> 00:21:53,244 - I just love boxing. - Oh, yeah? 276 00:21:53,264 --> 00:21:54,524 I do! 277 00:21:54,544 --> 00:21:57,424 You caught me by surprise. 278 00:21:59,464 --> 00:22:01,404 I'm hungry. 279 00:22:01,424 --> 00:22:04,264 - Aren't you? - What about you? 280 00:22:07,824 --> 00:22:10,604 - Whaddaya think? - We don't have time. 281 00:22:10,624 --> 00:22:12,444 Come on, my treat! 282 00:22:12,464 --> 00:22:15,364 - Andr�! - We don't have time! 283 00:22:15,384 --> 00:22:16,964 I insist! 284 00:22:16,984 --> 00:22:19,084 - We need to go home. - Tonight? 285 00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:22,084 - The nature of the sport. - How about a drink? 286 00:22:22,104 --> 00:22:25,564 - OK, but on me. - No way, on me! 287 00:22:25,584 --> 00:22:27,804 - No... - I said so first! 288 00:22:27,824 --> 00:22:29,564 But... 289 00:22:29,584 --> 00:22:32,564 - You can pay another time. - I'm thirsty. 290 00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:36,544 - We'll each pay a round. - There you go! 291 00:22:39,144 --> 00:22:42,404 - What about me? - Come on! 292 00:22:42,424 --> 00:22:44,584 Come with us. 293 00:22:56,744 --> 00:22:59,044 Where to for dinner? 294 00:22:59,064 --> 00:23:01,044 You're having dinner at home. 295 00:23:01,064 --> 00:23:05,244 - Lucienne's expecting you. - Goody Two-shoes! 296 00:23:05,264 --> 00:23:07,364 Besides, you're already home. 297 00:23:07,384 --> 00:23:09,124 I'd almost forgotten. 298 00:23:09,144 --> 00:23:11,364 Good night, old boy. 299 00:23:11,384 --> 00:23:14,184 - Good night. - Good night. 300 00:23:16,584 --> 00:23:19,024 Delighted to meet you, Miss. 301 00:23:20,144 --> 00:23:22,204 - Good night. - Sweet dreams. 302 00:23:22,224 --> 00:23:24,544 My regards to Lucienne! 303 00:23:28,864 --> 00:23:32,204 Are we going to go eat or not? 304 00:23:32,224 --> 00:23:34,484 I'm famished! 305 00:23:34,504 --> 00:23:37,684 Look who you ended up with, Agathe! 306 00:23:37,704 --> 00:23:39,604 He's too confident. 307 00:23:39,624 --> 00:23:42,104 I'll bring him down a notch. 308 00:23:42,704 --> 00:23:45,284 She'd flip if she saw me. 309 00:23:45,304 --> 00:23:47,764 - Who? - My aunt. 310 00:23:47,784 --> 00:23:49,284 Why's that? 311 00:23:49,304 --> 00:23:53,364 She always told me to beware of upstanding men. 312 00:23:53,384 --> 00:23:56,844 - I don't get it. - You look upstanding. 313 00:23:56,864 --> 00:24:00,564 - You prefer hoodlums? - No, I can't stand youths. 314 00:24:00,584 --> 00:24:04,244 - How old do you think I am? - Dunno... 315 00:24:04,264 --> 00:24:06,244 Come on, place your bets! 316 00:24:06,264 --> 00:24:08,284 Well? 317 00:24:08,304 --> 00:24:10,804 42? 318 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:13,684 - I'm afraid... - I lost? 319 00:24:13,704 --> 00:24:15,804 No, you won. 320 00:24:15,824 --> 00:24:18,304 I'm old enough to be your dad. 321 00:24:19,544 --> 00:24:23,204 You're the spitting image of my daughter. 322 00:24:23,224 --> 00:24:25,244 Where do you want to eat? 323 00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:28,044 There's this caf� called Maxim's. 324 00:24:28,064 --> 00:24:29,564 A caf�? 325 00:24:29,584 --> 00:24:33,864 - Any other suggestions? - It'd make me happy, Daddy. 326 00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:37,724 No, thank you. 327 00:24:37,744 --> 00:24:41,084 - No menu for the lady. - I'll order the same, Agathe. 328 00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:43,844 - Miss Agathe! - Fine, Miss. 329 00:24:43,864 --> 00:24:45,784 Sorry... 330 00:24:47,664 --> 00:24:50,404 I'm your dad, remember? 331 00:24:50,424 --> 00:24:53,484 - So what'll we have? - I forget the name. 332 00:24:53,504 --> 00:24:56,524 They're small and round, and black and shiny. 333 00:24:56,544 --> 00:24:59,244 Caviar, surely. 334 00:24:59,264 --> 00:25:01,804 - Yes, caviar. - Make that two servings. 335 00:25:01,824 --> 00:25:06,284 Fine. And might I recommend the lobster as the main course? 336 00:25:06,304 --> 00:25:07,564 Good idea. 337 00:25:07,584 --> 00:25:10,844 - American-style. - Make it two. 338 00:25:10,864 --> 00:25:12,404 Fine. 339 00:25:12,424 --> 00:25:16,964 - Grilled meat with that? - We'll see about that later. 340 00:25:16,984 --> 00:25:21,204 - Duck � l'orange for me. - Duck... Just the one. 341 00:25:21,224 --> 00:25:22,604 One? 342 00:25:22,624 --> 00:25:24,404 But they're so cute! 343 00:25:24,424 --> 00:25:26,844 And they go so well with orange. 344 00:25:26,864 --> 00:25:28,764 You'll surely regret it. 345 00:25:28,784 --> 00:25:30,884 I'm not that hungry. 346 00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:33,364 No matter, I'll eat yours too. 347 00:25:33,384 --> 00:25:36,144 Oh? Fine, then, two ducks. 348 00:25:37,824 --> 00:25:41,544 - Two ducks, coming up! - The choice is obvious. 349 00:25:42,704 --> 00:25:45,284 It's yellow and it's bubbly. 350 00:25:45,304 --> 00:25:47,524 Champagne, please. 351 00:25:47,544 --> 00:25:49,524 You're too extravagant, Dad! 352 00:25:49,544 --> 00:25:51,984 Roederer '53. 353 00:25:57,104 --> 00:25:59,804 Did they leave out something? 354 00:25:59,824 --> 00:26:03,124 No, not a thing. 355 00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:04,964 Thank you. 356 00:26:04,984 --> 00:26:09,444 - Those two ducks getting along? - Like two peas in a pod. 357 00:26:09,464 --> 00:26:13,124 Do you eat this much when you dine with your dad? 358 00:26:13,144 --> 00:26:14,364 No. 359 00:26:14,384 --> 00:26:17,284 But he doesn't hope to sleep with me afterwards. 360 00:26:17,304 --> 00:26:20,524 - See? You'd thought of it! - Perish the thought! 361 00:26:20,544 --> 00:26:22,924 - Really? - Yes! 362 00:26:22,944 --> 00:26:25,724 Mad at me for thinking you'd thought of it? 363 00:26:25,744 --> 00:26:28,044 Absolutely not, dear. 364 00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:30,404 Where to now? 365 00:26:30,424 --> 00:26:33,644 - It's time for bed. - Sleepy? 366 00:26:33,664 --> 00:26:36,424 - I can't keep my eyes open. - Then let's go. 367 00:26:40,584 --> 00:26:43,584 Agathe... You've had one too many. 368 00:26:45,784 --> 00:26:49,364 Drop us off at Alice's? It's at 32 Victor Hugo Ave. 369 00:26:49,384 --> 00:26:50,424 OK. 370 00:26:51,424 --> 00:26:52,864 Come, Agathe. 371 00:27:07,864 --> 00:27:09,644 Thank you, sir. 372 00:27:09,664 --> 00:27:12,284 How about a nightcap? 373 00:27:12,304 --> 00:27:14,964 - It's too late. - No one's expecting you! 374 00:27:14,984 --> 00:27:19,124 - What about my aunt? - Really think I buy that? 375 00:27:19,144 --> 00:27:22,404 She'll worry, she goes to bed early. 376 00:27:22,424 --> 00:27:25,484 - I'm not buying it. - Then I'll hail a taxi. 377 00:27:25,504 --> 00:27:28,284 - Want me to lend you money? - Where's your car? 378 00:27:28,304 --> 00:27:31,964 - I'd rather get a lift. - It would be my pleasure, Miss. 379 00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:34,284 What's the address? 380 00:27:34,304 --> 00:27:37,084 32 Victor Hugo Ave. It's just a hop away. 381 00:27:37,104 --> 00:27:38,384 Let's go. 382 00:28:13,464 --> 00:28:16,164 - She must be worried to death. - My condolences. 383 00:28:16,184 --> 00:28:18,964 - I should've called. - You still can. 384 00:28:18,984 --> 00:28:20,564 You think? 385 00:28:20,584 --> 00:28:22,844 Say our car broke down 386 00:28:22,864 --> 00:28:25,364 and I'll bring you back in the morning. 387 00:28:25,384 --> 00:28:27,264 I'd never dare! 388 00:28:29,824 --> 00:28:32,084 I knew it! You were thinking about it. 389 00:28:32,104 --> 00:28:34,564 Can you really blame me? 390 00:28:34,584 --> 00:28:37,504 - Good night, sir. - Good night. 391 00:29:08,584 --> 00:29:11,084 My aunt has quite the digs! 392 00:29:11,104 --> 00:29:15,024 It pays to have the right family. 393 00:29:24,104 --> 00:29:26,364 Too bad for him. 394 00:29:26,384 --> 00:29:29,624 If I had to sleep with everyone who helped me out... 395 00:30:15,464 --> 00:30:19,904 He'll take root before I come downstairs again! 396 00:30:33,304 --> 00:30:35,224 Agathe's pillow. 397 00:30:36,504 --> 00:30:39,084 Agathe's bed. 398 00:30:39,104 --> 00:30:41,824 I'll be nice and comfy here. 399 00:30:46,464 --> 00:30:48,584 Good night, Daddy! 400 00:31:14,984 --> 00:31:16,444 Good morning. 401 00:31:16,464 --> 00:31:19,644 I bet you forgot your key. 402 00:31:19,664 --> 00:31:21,964 I didn't know where to sleep. 403 00:31:21,984 --> 00:31:24,964 - You could've rung my bell. - But I don't know you. 404 00:31:24,984 --> 00:31:28,884 - Nor I you. - Different schedules, I guess. 405 00:31:28,904 --> 00:31:31,604 - That must be it. - Where are you going? 406 00:31:31,624 --> 00:31:34,204 - Nice. - Really? Right now? 407 00:31:34,224 --> 00:31:37,804 - Yes. - Give your neighbor a lift? 408 00:31:37,824 --> 00:31:42,104 - I don't have much time. - Relax, it's on the way. 409 00:31:43,184 --> 00:31:45,224 My pleasure, then. 410 00:31:46,504 --> 00:31:48,064 You live here? 411 00:31:59,104 --> 00:32:01,604 - You always this nervous? - Yes, Miss. 412 00:32:01,624 --> 00:32:06,244 - When I'm in a bad mood. - But I'm not your bad mood. 413 00:32:06,264 --> 00:32:08,964 Relax, 414 00:32:08,984 --> 00:32:10,884 mine is a lot blonder. 415 00:32:10,904 --> 00:32:12,904 Did you have a fight? 416 00:32:14,344 --> 00:32:16,804 You could say that. 417 00:32:16,824 --> 00:32:20,164 You know, I lied about having lost my key. 418 00:32:20,184 --> 00:32:22,484 I figured that. 419 00:32:22,504 --> 00:32:26,884 My date was so unbearable, I had to get away, anywhere! 420 00:32:26,904 --> 00:32:29,684 But you can find him again. 421 00:32:29,704 --> 00:32:31,564 He was already there! 422 00:32:31,584 --> 00:32:35,084 I could find her the way she was before, 423 00:32:35,104 --> 00:32:37,084 when we were still in love. 424 00:32:37,104 --> 00:32:39,124 True enough. 425 00:32:39,144 --> 00:32:42,804 Notice how these roads always lead to the same place? 426 00:32:42,824 --> 00:32:46,324 The shores of the Seine, a subway station... 427 00:32:46,344 --> 00:32:49,484 - A little accident... - What do you mean? 428 00:32:49,504 --> 00:32:52,724 No more worries after that. 429 00:32:52,744 --> 00:32:57,164 - And then a loud crash! - No, I'm scared! 430 00:32:57,184 --> 00:32:59,004 This is all my fault. 431 00:32:59,024 --> 00:33:03,704 - I made it all up! - So did I, Miss. 432 00:33:23,464 --> 00:33:24,804 There you go! 433 00:33:24,824 --> 00:33:27,524 Sorry for scaring you. 434 00:33:27,544 --> 00:33:30,124 - Where are we? - Orly. 435 00:33:30,144 --> 00:33:32,164 What about Nice? 436 00:33:32,184 --> 00:33:35,524 I'm flying there. I'm a pilot. You get off here. 437 00:33:35,544 --> 00:33:38,184 If that don't beat all! 438 00:33:39,464 --> 00:33:41,464 No goodbye? 439 00:33:43,664 --> 00:33:45,584 Kids these days! 440 00:33:47,184 --> 00:33:49,084 No goodbye? 441 00:33:49,104 --> 00:33:51,724 - Naturally. - "Naturally"! 442 00:33:51,744 --> 00:33:54,364 Your girlfriend's wrong to think you're mean. 443 00:33:54,384 --> 00:33:57,444 Things'll work out between you two. 444 00:33:57,464 --> 00:34:00,444 - What do I do now? - Dunno. 445 00:34:00,464 --> 00:34:03,444 - Really planning to go to Nice? - Absolutely! 446 00:34:03,464 --> 00:34:07,604 Here's 12,000 f for a ticket. You can take my plane. 447 00:34:07,624 --> 00:34:09,164 No, thanks! 448 00:34:09,184 --> 00:34:12,584 You're too dangerous, what with your broken heart. 449 00:34:14,984 --> 00:34:16,624 Bye. 450 00:34:48,744 --> 00:34:52,244 To think I could've been in Nice in 90 minutes... 451 00:34:52,264 --> 00:34:55,044 I can be so stupid sometimes! 452 00:34:55,064 --> 00:34:57,464 I have to get on that plane. 453 00:35:00,544 --> 00:35:03,244 Flight Air France 794 454 00:35:03,264 --> 00:35:06,644 to Copenhagen and Stockholm. 455 00:35:06,664 --> 00:35:08,764 Yes, Miss? 456 00:35:08,784 --> 00:35:11,804 Caf� au lait with croissants and butter. 457 00:35:11,824 --> 00:35:13,584 Fine, Miss. 458 00:35:20,424 --> 00:35:22,864 I feel someone is watching me. 459 00:35:31,664 --> 00:35:34,924 Miss... Could I borrow a light, please? 460 00:35:34,944 --> 00:35:37,924 If you give it back. 461 00:35:37,944 --> 00:35:40,804 Quite gladly! 462 00:35:40,824 --> 00:35:45,844 - So young and already a tease? - A comment on today's youths? 463 00:35:45,864 --> 00:35:47,924 I wouldn't think of it. 464 00:35:47,944 --> 00:35:50,764 At my age, the youth of others 465 00:35:50,784 --> 00:35:53,724 is my last resort. 466 00:35:53,744 --> 00:35:56,964 If not for that, what would I have left? 467 00:35:56,984 --> 00:36:00,164 - Another complicated fellow. - Quite the contrary. 468 00:36:00,184 --> 00:36:02,204 I'll join you. 469 00:36:02,224 --> 00:36:04,324 A whisky, please? 470 00:36:04,344 --> 00:36:07,564 Actually, I'm kind of na�ve. 471 00:36:07,584 --> 00:36:09,724 That's my problem. 472 00:36:09,744 --> 00:36:13,804 Ever wondered about the lives of grown-ups? Mine, for example. 473 00:36:13,824 --> 00:36:17,924 Between business deals, business conversations, 474 00:36:17,944 --> 00:36:20,564 business trips, business dinners, 475 00:36:20,584 --> 00:36:23,624 business board meetings... 476 00:36:24,504 --> 00:36:27,124 Hunting, golf, my wife, 477 00:36:27,144 --> 00:36:29,244 my kids, my mistress, 478 00:36:29,264 --> 00:36:31,884 my blood pressure, my diet, 479 00:36:31,904 --> 00:36:35,644 plus my fear of a heart attack! 480 00:36:35,664 --> 00:36:38,444 It's all very sad, really. 481 00:36:38,464 --> 00:36:41,044 Not to mention my cholesterol. 482 00:36:41,064 --> 00:36:46,124 Sounds like a flower, no? A bouquet of cholesterols... 483 00:36:46,144 --> 00:36:50,484 - So sad! - So you're rich? 484 00:36:50,504 --> 00:36:52,764 Indeed, but so what? 485 00:36:52,784 --> 00:36:56,264 Money... I'd give it all away. 486 00:36:57,064 --> 00:36:58,724 For what? 487 00:36:58,744 --> 00:37:01,604 For something worthwhile, but I haven't found it yet. 488 00:37:01,624 --> 00:37:04,284 I hate giving to charity. 489 00:37:04,304 --> 00:37:06,724 I don't like upsetting the poor. 490 00:37:06,744 --> 00:37:10,024 It's too easy. 491 00:37:11,544 --> 00:37:12,924 You think? 492 00:37:12,944 --> 00:37:16,684 - Try some, you'll see. - Meaning? 493 00:37:16,704 --> 00:37:19,864 You'll see! It's very amusing. 494 00:37:21,824 --> 00:37:23,584 Look me in the eye. 495 00:37:24,904 --> 00:37:26,844 Focus. 496 00:37:26,864 --> 00:37:30,284 You're hiding some big problem. 497 00:37:30,304 --> 00:37:32,564 If only you knew! 498 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:34,964 But I want to know. 499 00:37:34,984 --> 00:37:38,444 Trust me, I can be of service. 500 00:37:38,464 --> 00:37:39,724 Really? 501 00:37:39,744 --> 00:37:41,724 Trust me. 502 00:37:41,744 --> 00:37:44,444 So tell me the truth. 503 00:37:44,464 --> 00:37:48,284 I lost my ticket, and Mr. Dumas is expecting me in Nice. 504 00:37:48,304 --> 00:37:50,084 Mr. Dumas? 505 00:37:50,104 --> 00:37:53,284 My boss. I'm meeting him at the airport. 506 00:37:53,304 --> 00:37:55,584 You're a secretary? 507 00:37:56,424 --> 00:37:57,784 Bilingual. 508 00:38:03,024 --> 00:38:04,464 What? 509 00:38:05,704 --> 00:38:08,684 Then what other language do you speak? 510 00:38:08,704 --> 00:38:10,744 Turkish. 511 00:38:12,064 --> 00:38:14,404 Turkish... Obviously! 512 00:38:14,424 --> 00:38:16,284 It runs in the family. 513 00:38:16,304 --> 00:38:18,644 Oh, family Turkish! 514 00:38:18,664 --> 00:38:20,204 I should've guessed. 515 00:38:20,224 --> 00:38:25,684 Since Pierre Loti, Turkish has become commonplace. 516 00:38:25,704 --> 00:38:27,604 So what about my plane ticket? 517 00:38:27,624 --> 00:38:29,424 Plane ticket? 518 00:38:31,024 --> 00:38:33,364 You'll have to call, I guess. 519 00:38:33,384 --> 00:38:35,164 Call who? 520 00:38:35,184 --> 00:38:36,684 Mr. Dumas. 521 00:38:36,704 --> 00:38:39,244 - Alexandre, no doubt? - Yes, Alexandre. 522 00:38:39,264 --> 00:38:42,484 But I'd never dare admit it to him. 523 00:38:42,504 --> 00:38:44,184 What to do? 524 00:38:44,904 --> 00:38:46,664 Dunno. 525 00:38:48,664 --> 00:38:50,204 There... 526 00:38:50,224 --> 00:38:53,164 My flight's about to take off. 527 00:38:53,184 --> 00:38:55,764 But mine too. 528 00:38:55,784 --> 00:38:59,684 - You can take the next one. - I have no money! 529 00:38:59,704 --> 00:39:02,484 It's always about money! 530 00:39:02,504 --> 00:39:04,044 You've got a ticket? 531 00:39:04,064 --> 00:39:06,584 Yes, since I lost it. 532 00:39:07,344 --> 00:39:09,284 Yes, of course. 533 00:39:09,304 --> 00:39:12,464 There must be a copy somewhere. 534 00:39:14,344 --> 00:39:16,444 You think? 535 00:39:16,464 --> 00:39:21,284 Yes, explain it to the staff and they'll set you right. 536 00:39:21,304 --> 00:39:23,444 Glad to have been of service! 537 00:39:23,464 --> 00:39:24,904 Waiter. 538 00:39:26,344 --> 00:39:28,804 - How much? - 1,000 f. 539 00:39:28,824 --> 00:39:30,124 - Including tip? - No. 540 00:39:30,144 --> 00:39:31,484 Too bad. 541 00:39:31,504 --> 00:39:35,244 See? Money's only for paying drinks. 542 00:39:35,264 --> 00:39:36,544 Anyway... 543 00:39:38,024 --> 00:39:41,364 In case I can be of service some other time. 544 00:39:41,384 --> 00:39:43,724 My phone number's on there. 545 00:39:43,744 --> 00:39:47,824 You speak Turkish, so if I need a dancing girl... 546 00:39:49,104 --> 00:39:51,444 Or obtain opium. 547 00:39:51,464 --> 00:39:53,924 Or burn incense. 548 00:39:53,944 --> 00:39:55,984 You charming liar! 549 00:39:59,304 --> 00:40:02,484 "Stock transactions: Paris-New York-Istanbul." 550 00:40:02,504 --> 00:40:05,784 People can be so mean! 551 00:40:19,984 --> 00:40:21,624 Miss! 552 00:40:22,104 --> 00:40:24,024 Miss! 553 00:40:26,184 --> 00:40:27,884 Got your driver's license? 554 00:40:27,904 --> 00:40:31,204 I didn't know I needed one to hitchhike! 555 00:40:31,224 --> 00:40:33,844 No, do you know how to drive? 556 00:40:33,864 --> 00:40:35,964 - No, I don't. - You don't? 557 00:40:35,984 --> 00:40:38,604 - But I could try. - No, thanks. 558 00:40:38,624 --> 00:40:40,844 No, thanks! 559 00:40:40,864 --> 00:40:43,164 I just said that to be helpful. 560 00:40:43,184 --> 00:40:44,584 Get in. 561 00:40:57,304 --> 00:41:00,804 - Know how to read? - I do. 562 00:41:00,824 --> 00:41:02,944 Good, here. 563 00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:06,164 - "Cyrano de Bergerac." - That's me! 564 00:41:06,184 --> 00:41:08,324 Hercule Savinien. 565 00:41:08,344 --> 00:41:10,684 - I have memory lapses. - You're an actor? 566 00:41:10,704 --> 00:41:13,804 - You've boarded Thespis's wagon. - So you're famous? 567 00:41:13,824 --> 00:41:15,724 World-famous in the countryside. 568 00:41:15,744 --> 00:41:18,084 - Not in Paris? - They know me too well there. 569 00:41:18,104 --> 00:41:21,204 - You gotta foil the critics. - So you're in hiding? 570 00:41:21,224 --> 00:41:23,124 No, in camouflage! 571 00:41:23,144 --> 00:41:25,164 You think it's funny? 572 00:41:25,184 --> 00:41:29,684 "Tell me why you stare so at my nose! 573 00:41:29,704 --> 00:41:32,124 "Well, what is there strange? 574 00:41:32,144 --> 00:41:35,404 "Is't soft and dangling, like a trunk?" 575 00:41:35,424 --> 00:41:36,724 I never said that! 576 00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:39,704 "Is it crook'd, like an owl's beak?" 577 00:41:41,184 --> 00:41:44,984 Act I, Scene IV... What's my line? 578 00:41:46,304 --> 00:41:47,804 "Do see a wart?" 579 00:41:47,824 --> 00:41:50,844 "Do you see a wart upon the tip? 580 00:41:50,864 --> 00:41:53,904 "Or a fly, that takes the air there? 581 00:42:04,264 --> 00:42:06,764 "And you are fair as Buckingham. 582 00:42:06,784 --> 00:42:08,744 "True... I forgot! 583 00:42:09,824 --> 00:42:12,804 "Must I then bid thee mount to cull this flower? 584 00:42:12,824 --> 00:42:14,244 "Mount! 585 00:42:14,264 --> 00:42:16,044 - "This heart-breathing... - Mount! 586 00:42:16,064 --> 00:42:19,524 - "This brush of bee's wings... - Mount! 587 00:42:19,544 --> 00:42:22,884 "But I feel now, as though 'twere ill done! 588 00:42:22,904 --> 00:42:26,724 "This moment infinite! Come, blockhead, mount! 589 00:42:26,744 --> 00:42:29,104 "Ah, Roxane!" 590 00:42:35,744 --> 00:42:38,804 - What do you think? - Not bad. 591 00:42:38,824 --> 00:42:41,164 Let's do it over. 592 00:42:41,184 --> 00:42:42,884 "The kiss! The word is sweet. 593 00:42:42,904 --> 00:42:46,324 "I see not why your lip should shrink from it. 594 00:42:46,344 --> 00:42:48,884 "If the word burns it, 595 00:42:48,904 --> 00:42:51,244 "what would the kiss do?" 596 00:42:51,264 --> 00:42:54,244 You already know that part, let's get to the end. 597 00:42:54,264 --> 00:42:56,564 "Come, blockhead, mount!" 598 00:42:56,584 --> 00:42:58,064 Agathe! 599 00:43:04,824 --> 00:43:06,724 I think that was better. 600 00:43:06,744 --> 00:43:08,964 Are you always this conscientious? 601 00:43:08,984 --> 00:43:11,564 - Once more. - No, I'd better go. 602 00:43:11,584 --> 00:43:13,324 So soon? 603 00:43:13,344 --> 00:43:16,724 - You'll be late. - There's still the last act! 604 00:43:16,744 --> 00:43:19,004 Wednesday the 17th, right before dinner, 605 00:43:19,024 --> 00:43:22,764 Mr. de Bergerac was murdered at the municipal theater. 606 00:43:22,784 --> 00:43:24,024 Murderer! 607 00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:27,604 I'm afraid so. 608 00:43:27,624 --> 00:43:29,804 You really don't want to see it? 609 00:43:29,824 --> 00:43:33,844 - I'll take you to Fontainebleau. - I'm going to the seaside. 610 00:43:33,864 --> 00:43:36,164 "Flight, only flight! 611 00:43:36,184 --> 00:43:38,844 "I feel that birds are wild to tread." 612 00:43:38,864 --> 00:43:43,164 - Want to come? - What about my fans? 613 00:43:43,184 --> 00:43:47,604 - What about my sun? - That's life! 614 00:43:47,624 --> 00:43:49,704 Goodbye, Cyrano. 615 00:43:50,904 --> 00:43:52,944 Goodbye, Roxane. 616 00:44:23,864 --> 00:44:27,164 I really liked him and his brush of bee's wings. 617 00:44:27,184 --> 00:44:30,324 But why must they always leave me? 618 00:44:30,344 --> 00:44:34,724 I'll have to come up with tall tales to impress my friends. 619 00:44:34,744 --> 00:44:37,444 Well, I'm not there yet. 620 00:44:37,464 --> 00:44:40,704 To think I'll have to get back afterwards... 621 00:45:03,384 --> 00:45:05,484 Throwing in the towel? 622 00:45:05,504 --> 00:45:09,164 Good thing I drove by. Hop in! 623 00:45:09,184 --> 00:45:11,484 Relax, I saw you hitchhiking. 624 00:45:11,504 --> 00:45:15,704 - You don't like the driver? - I find you repugnant! 625 00:45:17,264 --> 00:45:20,904 So that's the thanks I get for wanting to help out! 626 00:45:26,904 --> 00:45:29,324 You'd rather ride in a Cadillac? 627 00:45:29,344 --> 00:45:32,244 You're just like all the others, 628 00:45:32,264 --> 00:45:33,964 despite your haughtiness. 629 00:45:33,984 --> 00:45:36,284 How old are you anyway? 630 00:45:36,304 --> 00:45:39,144 Whaddaya doing, chump? 631 00:45:39,984 --> 00:45:42,764 What's that? 632 00:45:42,784 --> 00:45:45,144 Can I get in, sir? 633 00:45:47,304 --> 00:45:49,204 What did... you call me? 634 00:45:49,224 --> 00:45:50,884 "Chump"? 635 00:45:50,904 --> 00:45:54,324 - You heard right, ratface. - I dare you to repeat that. 636 00:45:54,344 --> 00:45:56,324 - Ratface. - Well? 637 00:45:56,344 --> 00:45:57,564 "Well" what? 638 00:45:57,584 --> 00:46:00,324 Come out so I can teach you a lesson. 639 00:46:00,344 --> 00:46:04,044 - Some people just don't get it. - Come on, step out! 640 00:46:04,064 --> 00:46:06,044 You're blocking the road! 641 00:46:06,064 --> 00:46:08,164 You coward! 642 00:46:08,184 --> 00:46:11,204 Move it, OK! 643 00:46:11,224 --> 00:46:14,644 Hush or I'll call the cops on you! 644 00:46:14,664 --> 00:46:17,324 There are laws in France. 645 00:46:17,344 --> 00:46:20,764 Juvenile delinquency is the plague of the nation! 646 00:46:20,784 --> 00:46:23,404 You'll pay for this! 647 00:46:23,424 --> 00:46:26,144 You hear me? 648 00:46:30,384 --> 00:46:32,584 If that don't beat all! 649 00:46:34,504 --> 00:46:36,604 He's nuts! 650 00:46:36,624 --> 00:46:38,864 Unbelievable! 651 00:46:40,144 --> 00:46:42,164 You coward! 652 00:46:42,184 --> 00:46:45,104 You little hussy! 653 00:46:47,624 --> 00:46:49,324 Can you believe it? 654 00:46:49,344 --> 00:46:53,604 Little guys are always bad-tempered. 655 00:46:53,624 --> 00:46:57,404 They yelp and yelp, and they're ugly as sin. 656 00:46:57,424 --> 00:46:59,644 Why is this bus empty? 657 00:46:59,664 --> 00:47:03,164 Jojo finished his last trip, so I'm going back to town. 658 00:47:03,184 --> 00:47:06,044 I'm Agathe. 659 00:47:06,064 --> 00:47:10,124 - What's so funny? - Jojo's the bus, I'm Paul. 660 00:47:10,144 --> 00:47:14,244 Jojo's retiring, I'm taking him to the scrapyard. 661 00:47:14,264 --> 00:47:16,844 - Where's that? - Lyons. Do you mind? 662 00:47:16,864 --> 00:47:19,064 No, it's on my way. 663 00:47:20,104 --> 00:47:21,764 Oh, yeah? 664 00:47:21,784 --> 00:47:25,124 I'm an actress, I'm playing Roxane. 665 00:47:25,144 --> 00:47:26,484 Roxane? 666 00:47:26,504 --> 00:47:28,744 Cyrano de Bergerac's girlfriend. 667 00:47:29,624 --> 00:47:32,204 You can't play it alone. 668 00:47:32,224 --> 00:47:34,924 No, but I had a fight with my boyfriend. 669 00:47:34,944 --> 00:47:37,764 He does Cyrano in the play. 670 00:47:37,784 --> 00:47:40,764 Being an artist couple is no picnic. 671 00:47:40,784 --> 00:47:43,324 But I'm not enough for him. He wants more. 672 00:47:43,344 --> 00:47:47,044 - What more does he want? - It's a long story. 673 00:47:47,064 --> 00:47:50,224 But I'll meet up with the troupe in Marseilles. 674 00:47:51,624 --> 00:47:54,524 I'd never have guessed you ran in those circles. 675 00:47:54,544 --> 00:47:57,044 Because I've remained simple. 676 00:47:57,064 --> 00:48:00,324 I still live with my parents on Victor Hugo Ave. 677 00:48:00,344 --> 00:48:02,764 - Do you know it? - Yeah. 678 00:48:02,784 --> 00:48:05,084 We're not rich or anything. 679 00:48:05,104 --> 00:48:08,124 My dad's a mailman, my mom's the concierge. 680 00:48:08,144 --> 00:48:11,824 Sounds like a pretty posh neighborhood to me! 681 00:48:13,184 --> 00:48:16,204 - Known him for long? - Who? 682 00:48:16,224 --> 00:48:18,604 Your boyfriend, Cyrano. 683 00:48:18,624 --> 00:48:22,604 - He's just a tour boyfriend. - You in solid with him? 684 00:48:22,624 --> 00:48:26,324 He was at the right place at the right time. 685 00:48:26,344 --> 00:48:29,044 We were more friends than anything. 686 00:48:29,064 --> 00:48:30,944 Friends... 687 00:48:32,944 --> 00:48:35,484 Can you believe this? 688 00:48:35,504 --> 00:48:37,044 Why not? 689 00:48:37,064 --> 00:48:38,764 "Why not" what? 690 00:48:38,784 --> 00:48:42,444 If you wanna kiss me, that's fine by me. 691 00:48:42,464 --> 00:48:45,504 They always kiss in the play. 692 00:49:07,904 --> 00:49:10,584 What the hell got into me? 693 00:49:21,584 --> 00:49:23,484 I'm not your type? 694 00:49:23,504 --> 00:49:26,084 It's not you, it's me. 695 00:49:26,104 --> 00:49:28,204 Look at me. 696 00:49:28,224 --> 00:49:32,484 I'm no better than that chump from earlier. 697 00:49:32,504 --> 00:49:35,924 And no, you're not my type, so why would I cheat on my wife? 698 00:49:35,944 --> 00:49:38,044 You never do? 699 00:49:38,064 --> 00:49:41,764 Yes, but always with women who resemble her. 700 00:49:41,784 --> 00:49:43,804 Very considerate of you. 701 00:49:43,824 --> 00:49:46,924 She'd never forgive my sleeping with a kid like you. 702 00:49:46,944 --> 00:49:50,444 From time to time, with a nubile young girl... 703 00:49:50,464 --> 00:49:53,044 You and your depraved ways! 704 00:49:53,064 --> 00:49:56,204 We'll do it as friends... My foot! 705 00:49:56,224 --> 00:49:59,484 There are friends, and then there's... 706 00:49:59,504 --> 00:50:01,724 I don't know the word for it. 707 00:50:01,744 --> 00:50:03,944 Love! 708 00:50:04,224 --> 00:50:06,724 It must be something like that. 709 00:50:06,744 --> 00:50:09,064 I was afraid you'd laugh at me. 710 00:50:12,304 --> 00:50:15,204 So what do we do now? 711 00:50:15,224 --> 00:50:17,644 What do we do now? 712 00:50:17,664 --> 00:50:21,044 - How about a bite to eat? - Good idea! 713 00:50:21,064 --> 00:50:22,924 Caviar for me. 714 00:50:22,944 --> 00:50:26,344 Here's some bread and Beaujolais wine. 715 00:50:36,464 --> 00:50:38,664 I was a bit pushy earlier. 716 00:50:40,224 --> 00:50:42,244 Don't hog the bottle. 717 00:50:42,264 --> 00:50:46,024 Didn't Victor Hugo teach you that? 718 00:51:04,504 --> 00:51:07,484 Took you long enough to stop! 719 00:51:07,504 --> 00:51:09,924 You got brakes, no? 720 00:51:09,944 --> 00:51:13,364 Park next to me. 721 00:51:13,384 --> 00:51:16,724 We'll check your engine to see what's wrong. 722 00:51:16,744 --> 00:51:19,464 This vehicle is a public menace! 723 00:51:22,824 --> 00:51:26,024 - What's going on? - Papers, please. 724 00:51:31,944 --> 00:51:35,844 - Got your transport permit? - No, it's off to the scrapheap. 725 00:51:35,864 --> 00:51:39,764 What's the girl doing back there? 726 00:51:39,784 --> 00:51:41,764 My, my! 727 00:51:41,784 --> 00:51:43,244 I have no idea. 728 00:51:43,264 --> 00:51:46,044 This could mean a pretty hefty fine. 729 00:51:46,064 --> 00:51:48,484 Plus revocation of driving license. 730 00:51:48,504 --> 00:51:52,324 - It's not like I killed anyone! - And it's not his fault. 731 00:51:52,344 --> 00:51:55,044 Step out of the bus. 732 00:51:55,064 --> 00:51:57,404 He didn't even know I was in there. 733 00:51:57,424 --> 00:52:00,644 - Yeah, right! - I snuck in. 734 00:52:00,664 --> 00:52:03,644 - How tactful! - You snuck in? 735 00:52:03,664 --> 00:52:05,944 While he was having a pee. 736 00:52:06,984 --> 00:52:09,764 - Is that true? - How would I know? 737 00:52:09,784 --> 00:52:11,644 He had his back turned. 738 00:52:11,664 --> 00:52:14,364 - You could've asked, no? - Not exactly the time! 739 00:52:14,384 --> 00:52:16,644 - Got ID on you? - Yes. 740 00:52:16,664 --> 00:52:18,664 So what about me? 741 00:52:19,824 --> 00:52:23,744 - You can go. - Thank you, gentlemen. 742 00:52:37,544 --> 00:52:40,404 - What're you doing on the road? - I'm on vacation. 743 00:52:40,424 --> 00:52:42,524 - Where are you from? - Belgium. 744 00:52:42,544 --> 00:52:45,484 - That's called vagrancy. - Don't exaggerate! 745 00:52:45,504 --> 00:52:48,104 Come with us, then. 746 00:52:49,824 --> 00:52:54,184 - I can't, I'm in a hurry. - No choice. Come, get on! 747 00:53:46,544 --> 00:53:47,884 Miss... 748 00:53:47,904 --> 00:53:50,364 You seem out of breath. 749 00:53:50,384 --> 00:53:53,804 - I'm traveling. - Through the hedges? Charming! 750 00:53:53,824 --> 00:53:55,364 I didn't do anything wrong. 751 00:53:55,384 --> 00:53:59,364 Pardon my curiosity, but I just wanted to help out. 752 00:53:59,384 --> 00:54:01,924 - Want to get in? - Oh, yes! 753 00:54:01,944 --> 00:54:03,784 So what's wrong? 754 00:54:11,304 --> 00:54:14,084 I'm overjoyed to give you a ride. 755 00:54:14,104 --> 00:54:17,824 - Where are we going? - To meet an old friend of mine. 756 00:54:34,784 --> 00:54:36,384 See that? 757 00:54:37,384 --> 00:54:39,364 The baroness adored him. 758 00:54:39,384 --> 00:54:42,964 When she left us, I set him free. 759 00:54:42,984 --> 00:54:45,164 He goes there every night. 760 00:54:45,184 --> 00:54:49,144 We say hello, then it's each to his own. 761 00:54:50,184 --> 00:54:54,244 - He doesn't sing? - You must be making him nervous. 762 00:54:54,264 --> 00:54:57,544 - He's just shy. - Jealous, rather. 763 00:54:59,144 --> 00:55:00,804 There he goes! 764 00:55:00,824 --> 00:55:03,524 Sorry about that. 765 00:55:03,544 --> 00:55:07,364 He'll be back tomorrow, but you won't. 766 00:55:07,384 --> 00:55:08,944 Go! 767 00:55:27,264 --> 00:55:28,944 Hello, Your Lordship. 768 00:55:46,304 --> 00:55:48,664 You've brought beauty to my evening. 769 00:55:51,384 --> 00:55:54,604 Take this, it might come in handy. 770 00:55:54,624 --> 00:55:56,684 - No... - I insist. 771 00:55:56,704 --> 00:55:59,084 You still have a long way to go. 772 00:55:59,104 --> 00:56:01,364 Don't let anyone nibble away at your heart. 773 00:56:01,384 --> 00:56:03,844 There's a nightingale somewhere in the world 774 00:56:03,864 --> 00:56:05,844 who's singing his heart out for you. 775 00:56:05,864 --> 00:56:08,244 - Don't forget that. - If only! 776 00:56:08,264 --> 00:56:10,384 Look for him! Farewell. 777 00:56:24,824 --> 00:56:25,984 Bye! 778 00:56:33,544 --> 00:56:35,244 - Miss? - Milk. 779 00:56:35,264 --> 00:56:38,004 - Grenadine! - Is it good? 780 00:56:38,024 --> 00:56:41,244 - It's more cheerful. - I sure ain't drinkin' it! 781 00:56:41,264 --> 00:56:43,384 No matter, I'll try it. 782 00:56:46,104 --> 00:56:49,564 - I'm looking for a car. - New or used? 783 00:56:49,584 --> 00:56:51,484 With driver, if possible. 784 00:56:51,504 --> 00:56:53,544 What age bracket? 785 00:56:57,984 --> 00:57:00,164 You're overworked, you need vitamins. 786 00:57:00,184 --> 00:57:03,664 - Calves' liver. - Please! 787 00:57:06,504 --> 00:57:08,084 Calves' liver? 788 00:57:08,104 --> 00:57:09,804 Ask him. 789 00:57:09,824 --> 00:57:13,204 - To the coast. - Here's your steak. 790 00:57:13,224 --> 00:57:14,804 Are you going? 791 00:57:14,824 --> 00:57:17,564 - I just got back. - Too bad. 792 00:57:17,584 --> 00:57:21,364 - Too bad for who? - What's your problem tonight? 793 00:57:21,384 --> 00:57:23,304 Eat before it gets cold! 794 00:57:27,824 --> 00:57:29,684 - Please... - Sir? 795 00:57:29,704 --> 00:57:32,524 - How much? - 620 f, including the call. 796 00:57:32,544 --> 00:57:34,704 Thanks, gorgeous. 797 00:57:36,264 --> 00:57:39,644 I'm sure Bernard would agree. 798 00:57:39,664 --> 00:57:42,984 Don't worry, it'll work out. 799 00:57:44,824 --> 00:57:46,804 Are you ready? 800 00:57:46,824 --> 00:57:49,564 You're going to the Riviera, right? 801 00:57:49,584 --> 00:57:52,924 Don't judge the man, 802 00:57:52,944 --> 00:57:54,964 judge the car. 803 00:57:54,984 --> 00:57:59,664 - How far are you going? - As far as the tank takes me. 804 00:58:04,624 --> 00:58:06,844 - How much do I owe you? - Nothing. 805 00:58:06,864 --> 00:58:08,684 What do you think? 806 00:58:08,704 --> 00:58:11,244 - I'd jump at the chance. - Well? 807 00:58:11,264 --> 00:58:13,204 You're wavering? 808 00:58:13,224 --> 00:58:15,364 That's not nice. 809 00:58:15,384 --> 00:58:17,364 I wasn't wavering. 810 00:58:17,384 --> 00:58:19,564 You're wrong not to! 811 00:58:19,584 --> 00:58:21,664 You should've wavered. 812 00:58:25,424 --> 00:58:29,564 You can never be too cautious. 813 00:58:29,584 --> 00:58:32,004 - No one ever told you that? - Yes. 814 00:58:32,024 --> 00:58:35,304 That's what parents are for. 815 00:58:36,984 --> 00:58:38,684 Poor kids. 816 00:58:38,704 --> 00:58:41,644 Be wary of your parents. 817 00:58:41,664 --> 00:58:44,224 Be wary of adults. 818 00:58:44,824 --> 00:58:47,004 Are you scared, Miss? 819 00:58:47,024 --> 00:58:49,984 - Not at all. - But you don't know me. 820 00:58:58,864 --> 00:59:01,444 Know what a breakdown is, Miss? 821 00:59:01,464 --> 00:59:03,544 I'm an expert, actually. 822 00:59:10,064 --> 00:59:13,124 In the middle of the night, with a total stranger? 823 00:59:13,144 --> 00:59:14,544 Not yet. 824 00:59:18,144 --> 00:59:21,744 You're about to live the experience, Miss. 825 00:59:26,584 --> 00:59:29,304 - Well? - It's kinda fun. 826 00:59:30,424 --> 00:59:33,544 - Wait for me here. - No way! 827 00:59:34,584 --> 00:59:36,184 As you wish. 828 00:59:46,224 --> 00:59:49,804 Well, do you want to play along with me? 829 00:59:49,824 --> 00:59:52,024 I'd be only too pleased! 830 00:59:54,144 --> 00:59:58,164 When my car breaks down, girls usually get scared. 831 00:59:58,184 --> 01:00:01,184 I'm not surprised, they're all the same! 832 01:00:05,824 --> 01:00:08,004 There's someone there! 833 01:00:08,024 --> 01:00:11,124 Relax, it's probably just a cat. 834 01:00:11,144 --> 01:00:14,024 And ghosts stay inside at this hour. 835 01:00:20,144 --> 01:00:22,724 Not a bad old chateau. 836 01:00:22,744 --> 01:00:25,144 You can call from there. 837 01:00:32,264 --> 01:00:33,824 Anybody home? 838 01:00:36,264 --> 01:00:37,984 Anybody home? 839 01:00:39,584 --> 01:00:41,024 Anybody home? 840 01:00:53,304 --> 01:00:57,264 - Nope, nobody home. - Who set the table, then? 841 01:00:58,744 --> 01:01:02,084 Kind of a meandering way to invite me to dinner, old boy. 842 01:01:02,104 --> 01:01:04,844 Please don't call me "old boy." 843 01:01:04,864 --> 01:01:07,624 Actually, I'm famished. 844 01:01:09,024 --> 01:01:12,724 I know, I don't have any manners. 845 01:01:12,744 --> 01:01:15,244 - Not dining with me? - I'm not hungry. 846 01:01:15,264 --> 01:01:17,524 Come keep me company! 847 01:01:17,544 --> 01:01:19,744 - Just a wing? - No. 848 01:01:21,104 --> 01:01:23,104 A glass of champagne, then? 849 01:01:27,264 --> 01:01:30,844 You won't play along, will you? 850 01:01:30,864 --> 01:01:33,124 Don't be so sure! 851 01:01:33,144 --> 01:01:36,844 Just explain the rules first. 852 01:01:36,864 --> 01:01:40,464 - There are no rules. - How can one play, then? 853 01:01:47,864 --> 01:01:50,924 - I'm the jester. - And I'm the queen. 854 01:01:50,944 --> 01:01:53,824 - Why? - Why not? 855 01:01:57,024 --> 01:01:59,404 I bring strangers here, young girls. 856 01:01:59,424 --> 01:02:02,824 Then they disappear. Get it? 857 01:02:03,824 --> 01:02:06,264 They disappear. 858 01:02:07,064 --> 01:02:08,924 I kill them. 859 01:02:08,944 --> 01:02:14,184 You think that's clever? You're easy to please. 860 01:02:19,584 --> 01:02:21,744 I'm having some more champagne. 861 01:02:45,664 --> 01:02:49,724 - You've ruined my evening. - Don't sulk! 862 01:02:49,744 --> 01:02:53,164 I've never killed anyone, by the way. 863 01:02:53,184 --> 01:02:57,364 - You don't say! - Until tonight, Miss. 864 01:02:57,384 --> 01:03:01,064 - I've never been so exasperated. - Calm down! 865 01:03:02,824 --> 01:03:06,324 I've got a headache. It's all your fault! 866 01:03:06,344 --> 01:03:08,064 Put on a compress. 867 01:03:09,464 --> 01:03:11,544 I think I'll have to... 868 01:03:17,544 --> 01:03:19,584 I'll have to... 869 01:03:33,144 --> 01:03:36,564 - You're nuts! - Wasn't it obvious? 870 01:03:36,584 --> 01:03:38,424 Help! Help! 871 01:03:39,784 --> 01:03:41,404 �douard! 872 01:03:41,424 --> 01:03:44,624 �douard... Dear boy! 873 01:03:45,904 --> 01:03:47,984 Mommy... 874 01:03:56,224 --> 01:03:58,684 That's enough playing for today. 875 01:03:58,704 --> 01:04:00,984 Go up to your room. 876 01:04:01,704 --> 01:04:04,684 The lady doesn't want to play with you. 877 01:04:04,704 --> 01:04:06,984 You'll punish her some other time. 878 01:04:10,784 --> 01:04:13,724 She's not my type anyway. 879 01:04:13,744 --> 01:04:15,984 Good night, Mommy. 880 01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:33,564 Forgive him, he's not quite normal. 881 01:04:33,584 --> 01:04:36,244 - I'd gathered that. - But he's harmless. 882 01:04:36,264 --> 01:04:38,964 - You exasperated him. - Well, excuse me! 883 01:04:38,984 --> 01:04:41,364 It's getting late, I had a room prepared. 884 01:04:41,384 --> 01:04:44,004 - No, thanks. - Please stay! 885 01:04:44,024 --> 01:04:45,724 There's no danger. 886 01:04:45,744 --> 01:04:48,784 - �douard... - It's you I'm scared of! 887 01:06:48,904 --> 01:06:50,724 Thank you, sir. 888 01:06:50,744 --> 01:06:52,664 Goodbye. 889 01:07:17,424 --> 01:07:20,904 - Is the French Riviera that way? - Yeah, yeah. 890 01:07:55,344 --> 01:07:57,724 What are those odd creatures? 891 01:07:57,744 --> 01:08:01,004 - Those are posture chairs. - Meaning? 892 01:08:01,024 --> 01:08:03,524 Ask the manufacturer. 893 01:08:03,544 --> 01:08:06,764 I guess they're to improve your posture. 894 01:08:06,784 --> 01:08:10,824 - You're a furniture salesman? - I try... Getting in or not? 895 01:08:24,664 --> 01:08:26,724 I love these old bangers. 896 01:08:26,744 --> 01:08:28,484 Glad to hear it. 897 01:08:28,504 --> 01:08:30,964 Think we'll be in Valence in time for lunch? 898 01:08:30,984 --> 01:08:32,964 Depends on what time you wanna have lunch. 899 01:08:32,984 --> 01:08:36,964 - The usual time. - Then no, it's already 5. 900 01:08:36,984 --> 01:08:40,924 - 5? How come? - It's a convention. 901 01:08:40,944 --> 01:08:43,784 Like it's 11 in New York. 902 01:08:45,464 --> 01:08:48,124 - You never drive faster? - Nope. 903 01:08:48,144 --> 01:08:50,844 - You don't like speed? - Luckily. 904 01:08:50,864 --> 01:08:54,724 - Why? - 'Cause this isn't a Jaguar. 905 01:08:54,744 --> 01:08:56,324 You don't like Jaguars? 906 01:08:56,344 --> 01:08:59,464 I do, but I'm 3 million f short. 907 01:09:00,584 --> 01:09:03,564 That's what you'd need, a Jag! 908 01:09:03,584 --> 01:09:07,044 - With some douche bag inside. - A douche bag? 909 01:09:07,064 --> 01:09:11,864 An idiot from a good family with an Italian collar. 910 01:09:13,304 --> 01:09:17,404 - What's your name? - Rameau, same as my dad. 911 01:09:17,424 --> 01:09:19,684 Pretty! It could be a flower. 912 01:09:19,704 --> 01:09:22,304 I never thought of that. 913 01:09:23,464 --> 01:09:25,604 What'll you do on the coast? 914 01:09:25,624 --> 01:09:28,744 - My name's Agathe. - So? 915 01:09:31,024 --> 01:09:33,584 I feel peckish. 916 01:09:42,024 --> 01:09:44,584 - This is delicious. - What'd you expect? 917 01:09:46,064 --> 01:09:49,644 - Feel like going to the Riviera? - Is that an invite? 918 01:09:49,664 --> 01:09:52,004 - I can't afford it. - No kidding? 919 01:09:52,024 --> 01:09:53,924 I swear. 920 01:09:53,944 --> 01:09:56,724 I could already imagine myself in a pedal boat. 921 01:09:56,744 --> 01:10:00,724 Here I thought I'd picked up a millionaire... 922 01:10:00,744 --> 01:10:04,004 - You're mean to poke fun! - Please... 923 01:10:04,024 --> 01:10:05,784 Waiter! 924 01:10:07,384 --> 01:10:09,764 - It's my treat. - Oh... 925 01:10:09,784 --> 01:10:12,304 I owe you at least that. 926 01:10:13,744 --> 01:10:15,724 Where's my bag? 927 01:10:15,744 --> 01:10:17,744 I'll be right back. 928 01:10:29,904 --> 01:10:32,204 OK, how much do I owe you? 929 01:10:32,224 --> 01:10:34,944 - 4.20 f. - Keep the change. 930 01:10:39,424 --> 01:10:42,204 - You already paid? - Yes. 931 01:10:42,224 --> 01:10:44,524 Here's 1,000 f. How much was it? 932 01:10:44,544 --> 01:10:47,764 I'll owe you 150 f. Remind me later. 933 01:10:47,784 --> 01:10:49,084 It's not cheap. 934 01:10:49,104 --> 01:10:51,204 Wait till you get to the Riviera. 935 01:10:51,224 --> 01:10:54,684 - I'll sleep on the beach. - But what about the...? 936 01:10:54,704 --> 01:10:56,824 You'll have to eat light! 937 01:10:57,504 --> 01:11:00,284 - Is that impossible or what? - Depends. 938 01:11:00,304 --> 01:11:02,924 - Where are you from? - De Panne. 939 01:11:02,944 --> 01:11:04,644 - Where's that? - Belgium. 940 01:11:04,664 --> 01:11:06,764 Then I guess anything's possible. 941 01:11:06,784 --> 01:11:10,904 - Mind if I nap a bit? - No, it'll give me a break! 942 01:11:47,944 --> 01:11:51,804 Hey, princess! We're in Valence. 943 01:11:51,824 --> 01:11:55,404 - Where to now? - I'm going home. 944 01:11:55,424 --> 01:11:58,624 - What about me? - To the Riviera, remember? 945 01:12:06,704 --> 01:12:10,224 - I won't travel at night. - That's your problem. 946 01:12:11,664 --> 01:12:15,524 - Someone tried to kill me. - I bet. 947 01:12:15,544 --> 01:12:17,724 Laugh all you want, but it was a close call. 948 01:12:17,744 --> 01:12:20,524 You're lucky I wasn't the murderer. 949 01:12:20,544 --> 01:12:22,604 - You? - Yeah, what? 950 01:12:22,624 --> 01:12:24,884 Can I sleep in the car? 951 01:12:24,904 --> 01:12:27,904 So clingy! Come on, get out! 952 01:12:32,664 --> 01:12:34,464 It's over there. 953 01:12:47,024 --> 01:12:49,004 - Hello! - Hello, Mr. Rameau! 954 01:12:49,024 --> 01:12:51,324 - Gabrielle here? - I'll go fetch her. 955 01:12:51,344 --> 01:12:53,664 Go on. 956 01:12:55,784 --> 01:12:57,404 Have a seat. 957 01:12:57,424 --> 01:12:59,204 Gabrielle's great. 958 01:12:59,224 --> 01:13:02,144 - Miss Gaby! - Coming, coming! 959 01:13:05,024 --> 01:13:07,024 Mr. Rameau! 960 01:13:09,704 --> 01:13:12,684 What, you adopted a girl? 961 01:13:12,704 --> 01:13:15,164 It's the opposite, actually. 962 01:13:15,184 --> 01:13:18,004 She picked you? 963 01:13:18,024 --> 01:13:20,924 - I was hitchhiking. - That explains it. 964 01:13:20,944 --> 01:13:23,724 - Where to? - The Riviera. 965 01:13:23,744 --> 01:13:27,924 Must be a shortage of shrimps over there. 966 01:13:27,944 --> 01:13:32,124 - Nice of you to stop in Valence. - Not by choice. 967 01:13:32,144 --> 01:13:34,764 - Rameau's choice! - I wasn't going any farther. 968 01:13:34,784 --> 01:13:36,724 What a devil! 969 01:13:36,744 --> 01:13:40,324 - Drop it, will you? - It's middle-aged lust. 970 01:13:40,344 --> 01:13:43,364 He wanted to show you a local attraction. 971 01:13:43,384 --> 01:13:45,124 That's me, Gabrielle! 972 01:13:45,144 --> 01:13:48,764 But what do I care about the kids Rameau picks up? 973 01:13:48,784 --> 01:13:51,164 I won't develop a false pregnancy! 974 01:13:51,184 --> 01:13:52,844 Don't get jealous! 975 01:13:52,864 --> 01:13:54,924 - Why not? - But seriously! 976 01:13:54,944 --> 01:13:57,524 Can you see us together? 977 01:13:57,544 --> 01:14:00,044 Keep it coming! 978 01:14:00,064 --> 01:14:02,884 You haven't seen anything yet! 979 01:14:02,904 --> 01:14:07,724 - No, Rameau's a good man. - Forgive the slight, then. 980 01:14:07,744 --> 01:14:11,884 Girls your age all prefer cute boys. 981 01:14:11,904 --> 01:14:14,244 - What are you drinking? - What you're having. 982 01:14:14,264 --> 01:14:16,644 - Three pastis. - Coming up, Gaby. 983 01:14:16,664 --> 01:14:19,924 - Don't know if you'll like it. - You can get used to anything. 984 01:14:19,944 --> 01:14:23,604 - Even to Rameau. - If I'm in the way... 985 01:14:23,624 --> 01:14:26,324 - Don't be silly! - Well... 986 01:14:26,344 --> 01:14:29,164 To be fair, he never had ulterior motives. 987 01:14:29,184 --> 01:14:32,244 - I even paid for lunch! - That's his specialty. 988 01:14:32,264 --> 01:14:33,964 I did too, the first time. 989 01:14:33,984 --> 01:14:36,284 He even kept the change. Did he do that too? 990 01:14:36,304 --> 01:14:39,524 - I didn't notice... - Doesn't matter. 991 01:14:39,544 --> 01:14:41,164 I'll have another. 992 01:14:41,184 --> 01:14:44,444 - He played businessman. - What're you talking about? 993 01:14:44,464 --> 01:14:47,804 He can be fussy, but he's very reliable. 994 01:14:47,824 --> 01:14:50,764 - Come, now! - When I had appendicitis... 995 01:14:50,784 --> 01:14:55,764 - Please, you don't know her! - Do you know her any better? 996 01:14:55,784 --> 01:14:59,044 - It's not the same thing. - It is, Rameau. 997 01:14:59,064 --> 01:15:01,124 It's life. 998 01:15:01,144 --> 01:15:03,684 Except there's no second chance. 999 01:15:03,704 --> 01:15:07,204 You pick up a waif, but you got Gabrielle at home. 1000 01:15:07,224 --> 01:15:09,704 - Lucky me! - Maybe you are. 1001 01:15:11,384 --> 01:15:13,644 Look, she fell asleep. 1002 01:15:13,664 --> 01:15:16,264 She's not in on it. 1003 01:15:19,824 --> 01:15:22,824 - Mind if I turn it off? - No problem. 1004 01:15:28,504 --> 01:15:31,264 - Where'll we put her? - In your room. 1005 01:15:45,704 --> 01:15:47,804 Good thing you picked her up. 1006 01:15:47,824 --> 01:15:50,804 We'd never have gotten to talking otherwise. 1007 01:15:50,824 --> 01:15:54,124 We may not say certain things, but we still think them. 1008 01:15:54,144 --> 01:15:57,324 A fine pair we make. 1009 01:15:57,344 --> 01:15:59,544 Take her shoes off. 1010 01:16:07,184 --> 01:16:09,364 Hand me some pajamas. 1011 01:16:09,384 --> 01:16:13,264 - They'll be too big. - Then she'll be comfortable. 1012 01:16:33,384 --> 01:16:36,264 I didn't wear one at her age. 1013 01:16:40,304 --> 01:16:41,744 Here. 1014 01:16:42,824 --> 01:16:44,584 Never mind. 1015 01:16:48,264 --> 01:16:50,204 No good-night kiss? 1016 01:16:50,224 --> 01:16:51,984 You nuts? 1017 01:16:55,424 --> 01:16:57,464 Say, Rameau... 1018 01:17:00,424 --> 01:17:03,564 Why don't we head down to the Riviera too? 1019 01:17:03,584 --> 01:17:07,044 Not during high season, but maybe one day... 1020 01:17:07,064 --> 01:17:09,964 - For a vacation. - A young lovers' tryst? 1021 01:17:09,984 --> 01:17:15,524 - No, old lovers. - Still deeply in love. 1022 01:17:15,544 --> 01:17:17,864 Get your toothbrush. 1023 01:21:36,384 --> 01:21:39,504 - Where are we? - Aix-en-Provence. 1024 01:21:52,584 --> 01:21:55,644 I thought you two were married. 1025 01:21:55,664 --> 01:21:58,524 But he sure is handsome, no? 1026 01:21:58,544 --> 01:22:00,924 - Where are you going? - To the Riviera. 1027 01:22:00,944 --> 01:22:03,764 - Quite the undertaking! - Why? 1028 01:22:03,784 --> 01:22:05,484 The Riviera is huge. 1029 01:22:05,504 --> 01:22:10,224 - I just need sand and sun. - How original! 1030 01:22:26,784 --> 01:22:30,484 - Where are you going? - Whaddaya think, Bill? 1031 01:22:30,504 --> 01:22:33,444 - I'm game, Sheriff. - Wanna team up? 1032 01:22:33,464 --> 01:22:36,364 - We're looking for a hotel. - Not me! 1033 01:22:36,384 --> 01:22:40,484 - We're not attached at the hip. - A good hotel? 1034 01:22:40,504 --> 01:22:42,084 And inexpensive. 1035 01:22:42,104 --> 01:22:44,884 - Know where to find one? - Obviously! 1036 01:22:44,904 --> 01:22:46,804 Let's go! 1037 01:22:46,824 --> 01:22:50,484 - You coming? - I'm going to the Riviera. 1038 01:22:50,504 --> 01:22:54,224 - I'll take you. - What've you got to lose? 1039 01:23:35,144 --> 01:23:37,204 - Scared? - No! 1040 01:23:37,224 --> 01:23:39,304 Then hang on tight. 1041 01:24:07,664 --> 01:24:09,644 - What's going on? - Nothing. 1042 01:24:09,664 --> 01:24:11,864 The engine needs to cool down. 1043 01:24:15,184 --> 01:24:17,624 Come and visit the area. 1044 01:24:28,904 --> 01:24:32,304 - Why'd you bring me here? - I don't like riding alone. 1045 01:24:33,224 --> 01:24:35,064 Beautiful, huh? 1046 01:24:35,624 --> 01:24:37,664 But deserted. 1047 01:24:38,344 --> 01:24:41,504 - Come sit by me. - I'd rather stand. 1048 01:24:45,224 --> 01:24:47,304 Let go of me! 1049 01:24:52,424 --> 01:24:55,664 - Want a puff? - I don't feel like smoking. 1050 01:25:06,744 --> 01:25:08,784 I've had better... 1051 01:25:16,704 --> 01:25:19,364 Don't think you can get away from me! 1052 01:25:19,384 --> 01:25:22,584 - Go ahead, run! - Help, help! 1053 01:25:26,544 --> 01:25:28,564 Wait for me, sir! 1054 01:25:28,584 --> 01:25:30,944 Wait for me! 1055 01:25:37,464 --> 01:25:39,224 Let's hurry! 1056 01:25:49,944 --> 01:25:52,404 He's the one who wanted to give me a lift. 1057 01:25:52,424 --> 01:25:55,544 - You didn't need to agree. - Very funny! 1058 01:25:59,384 --> 01:26:02,664 What if this is my prince charming? 1059 01:26:03,704 --> 01:26:06,124 I was lucky you came by. 1060 01:26:06,144 --> 01:26:08,804 I'm the one who's lucky. 1061 01:26:08,824 --> 01:26:13,284 - Who was that guy? - How would I know? 1062 01:26:13,304 --> 01:26:15,184 Still! 1063 01:26:15,824 --> 01:26:19,204 - Do I know you any better? - I'm different. 1064 01:26:19,224 --> 01:26:21,924 I sure hope so, I've had it up to here. 1065 01:26:21,944 --> 01:26:24,004 And it's about time I got there. 1066 01:26:24,024 --> 01:26:25,524 Where? 1067 01:26:25,544 --> 01:26:27,664 Dunno, to any old beach. 1068 01:26:29,864 --> 01:26:32,084 - Ever been to Cassis? - No. 1069 01:26:32,104 --> 01:26:35,244 I think you'd like it, I can give you a room. 1070 01:26:35,264 --> 01:26:39,084 - A nice one? - It's mine. 1071 01:26:39,104 --> 01:26:40,664 How direct! 1072 01:26:44,384 --> 01:26:45,824 Where are you from? 1073 01:26:46,824 --> 01:26:49,544 None of your business! 1074 01:26:51,744 --> 01:26:53,384 Have you got a name? 1075 01:26:54,624 --> 01:26:56,744 I won't tell you. 1076 01:26:58,064 --> 01:27:00,084 I'm Agathe. 1077 01:27:00,104 --> 01:27:02,104 I'm Jean-Claude. 1078 01:27:25,384 --> 01:27:28,964 - We're not by the sea! - It's low tide! 1079 01:27:28,984 --> 01:27:32,104 - You lied to me. - Not at all. 1080 01:27:32,984 --> 01:27:35,524 - Don't you smell it? - No. 1081 01:27:35,544 --> 01:27:39,104 You don't have a sailor's nose. 1082 01:27:49,864 --> 01:27:52,384 - Why? - The concierge. 1083 01:28:01,504 --> 01:28:03,484 Evening, Jean-Claude. 1084 01:28:03,504 --> 01:28:06,004 - Evening, Mme Annette. - Evening, ma'am! 1085 01:28:06,024 --> 01:28:07,944 - What? - Nothing! 1086 01:28:09,264 --> 01:28:11,184 Good night. 1087 01:28:17,224 --> 01:28:20,384 - Are you nuts? - I meant no harm. 1088 01:28:22,544 --> 01:28:24,804 - What are those? - Brushes. 1089 01:28:24,824 --> 01:28:26,884 My father makes them. 1090 01:28:26,904 --> 01:28:28,964 I try to sell my share. 1091 01:28:28,984 --> 01:28:31,224 Never go to university! 1092 01:28:32,104 --> 01:28:33,964 Scrubbing brushes for floors. 1093 01:28:33,984 --> 01:28:36,964 Classic, dependable, good for any job. 1094 01:28:36,984 --> 01:28:39,784 But that's not for you. 1095 01:28:41,624 --> 01:28:43,804 Nylon nailbrush. 1096 01:28:43,824 --> 01:28:45,524 Novel, 1097 01:28:45,544 --> 01:28:47,204 modern, 1098 01:28:47,224 --> 01:28:48,824 revolutionary... 1099 01:28:51,064 --> 01:28:53,044 ...and so soft. 1100 01:28:53,064 --> 01:28:54,984 A gift. 1101 01:28:56,504 --> 01:28:58,424 Hairbrush. 1102 01:28:59,384 --> 01:29:01,624 Made with boar bristles. 1103 01:29:04,704 --> 01:29:06,624 A rich woman's brush. 1104 01:29:08,504 --> 01:29:10,144 A gift. 1105 01:29:11,984 --> 01:29:13,924 I almost forgot! 1106 01:29:13,944 --> 01:29:15,324 Toothbrush. 1107 01:29:15,344 --> 01:29:17,424 Rich in crystals. 1108 01:29:19,544 --> 01:29:22,204 Night... and day. 1109 01:29:22,224 --> 01:29:24,384 A well laid-out plan. 1110 01:29:33,264 --> 01:29:35,544 You didn't earn this one! 1111 01:29:37,824 --> 01:29:39,984 - Hungry? - Not really. 1112 01:29:44,664 --> 01:29:46,624 Do you like cassoulet? 1113 01:29:53,144 --> 01:29:55,804 Poached, scrambled? Eggs mimosa? 1114 01:29:55,824 --> 01:29:57,624 Fried. 1115 01:30:01,584 --> 01:30:04,124 - What're you looking for? - Butter. 1116 01:30:04,144 --> 01:30:05,824 Got any oil? 1117 01:30:08,304 --> 01:30:11,424 - No oil. - This kitchen is a wasteland! 1118 01:30:14,024 --> 01:30:16,224 - Hard- or soft-boiled? - Soft-boiled. 1119 01:31:05,864 --> 01:31:09,424 - What about that cassoulet? - I'm not hungry anymore. 1120 01:32:29,584 --> 01:32:31,224 Careful. 1121 01:32:35,504 --> 01:32:37,504 Do you love me? 1122 01:32:41,264 --> 01:32:43,164 Feel like having coffee? 1123 01:32:43,184 --> 01:32:45,444 Get dressed, we'll have breakfast outdoors. 1124 01:32:45,464 --> 01:32:48,964 - I can make you one. - No time, I gotta run. 1125 01:32:48,984 --> 01:32:51,964 - What time is it? - 6 o'clock. 1126 01:32:51,984 --> 01:32:54,484 You don't work that early! Everything's closed. 1127 01:32:54,504 --> 01:32:56,404 It's because of my concierge. 1128 01:32:56,424 --> 01:32:58,684 If it's because of me, I don't care. 1129 01:32:58,704 --> 01:33:01,444 I'm not allowed to have visitors. 1130 01:33:01,464 --> 01:33:04,484 - That's stupid. - That's the way it is. 1131 01:33:04,504 --> 01:33:06,544 I don't wanna lose this place. 1132 01:33:25,504 --> 01:33:27,684 - Two caf�s au lait. - And croissants. 1133 01:33:27,704 --> 01:33:29,164 Yes, Miss. 1134 01:33:29,184 --> 01:33:32,264 - Want some jam? - And butter. 1135 01:33:37,704 --> 01:33:40,644 Why'd you take my bag? 1136 01:33:40,664 --> 01:33:42,424 I can't lock the car. 1137 01:33:47,624 --> 01:33:51,564 - I'm running late now. - Do you regret coming? 1138 01:33:51,584 --> 01:33:53,124 Of course not. 1139 01:33:53,144 --> 01:33:55,744 Wait here, I'll call work. 1140 01:34:41,864 --> 01:34:43,384 Waiter! 1141 01:34:44,864 --> 01:34:47,204 - Yes, Miss? - How much do I owe you? 1142 01:34:47,224 --> 01:34:51,684 - He paid when he left, Miss. - I know. 1143 01:34:51,704 --> 01:34:54,964 - Where's the sea? - There. 1144 01:34:54,984 --> 01:34:57,004 - Quit kidding! - I'll tell you. 1145 01:34:57,024 --> 01:35:00,884 Straight ahead, first street on the left, 1146 01:35:00,904 --> 01:35:03,144 when you get to the intersection... 1147 01:35:55,984 --> 01:35:57,844 Waiter... 1148 01:35:57,864 --> 01:36:01,564 - She's gone, sir. - I can see that, but where to? 1149 01:36:01,584 --> 01:36:03,584 I'll tell you. 1150 01:36:20,104 --> 01:36:21,824 Agathe! 1151 01:36:38,144 --> 01:36:39,704 Sorry, I couldn't stay. 1152 01:36:40,864 --> 01:36:44,304 Coming? Let me take you. 1153 01:36:46,584 --> 01:36:48,424 Do you love me? 1154 01:36:50,024 --> 01:36:52,344 - Yes? - I could try. 1155 01:36:56,584 --> 01:36:58,344 Mad at me? 1156 01:37:00,504 --> 01:37:03,564 It was getting serious. It made me nervous. 1157 01:37:03,584 --> 01:37:06,724 Do I make you nervous? 1158 01:37:06,744 --> 01:37:08,464 Much worse than that. 1159 01:37:09,344 --> 01:37:10,844 I like you. 1160 01:37:10,864 --> 01:37:12,524 Took you long enough! 1161 01:37:12,544 --> 01:37:14,464 I liked you right off. 1162 01:37:24,304 --> 01:37:27,124 - We'll go on a honeymoon. - To Capri! 1163 01:37:27,144 --> 01:37:28,404 No. 1164 01:37:28,424 --> 01:37:31,084 I got great news today. 1165 01:37:31,104 --> 01:37:34,924 Dad named me head of sales for the north sector. 1166 01:37:34,944 --> 01:37:38,204 - We've moving to Lille. - You gotta me kidding me! 1167 01:37:38,224 --> 01:37:42,244 - It always rains there. - Exactly, it's great for sales! 1168 01:37:42,264 --> 01:37:45,044 The region is well-off, clean. 1169 01:37:45,064 --> 01:37:48,524 Brushes, brooms, feather dusters... 1170 01:37:48,544 --> 01:37:50,204 We'll make a killing. 1171 01:37:50,224 --> 01:37:52,024 But what about the sun? 1172 01:37:54,744 --> 01:37:56,984 It takes two to appreciate it. 1173 01:37:58,864 --> 01:38:00,564 We'll leave tonight. 1174 01:38:00,584 --> 01:38:03,204 I've got a few things to see to, and we're off. 1175 01:38:03,224 --> 01:38:06,964 - Coming into town with me? - No, I'll stay in the sun. 1176 01:38:06,984 --> 01:38:09,144 I'll wait for you here. 1177 01:38:11,424 --> 01:38:13,184 I love you. 1178 01:38:18,024 --> 01:38:19,444 Jean-Claude! 1179 01:38:19,464 --> 01:38:21,804 Hurry back! 1180 01:38:21,824 --> 01:38:26,044 Don't dawdle, the water's cold in September. 1181 01:38:26,064 --> 01:38:29,064 We'll come back and spend our vacations here! 1182 01:39:14,224 --> 01:39:18,184 Translation: Edouard Blinn �pilogue 81986

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