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- When are we going
to get there?
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- I told you
to go before we leave.
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Stop kicking the back
of my seat!
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- Ignore him.
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He just doesn't
like weddings.
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- I had a bad experience once.
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- Well, I'm looking forward
to seeing our old neighbors:
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The steadmans
and the garinis
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And the di vincenzos.
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- Which ones
were they again?
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- You kicked
in their Halloween pumpkin
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'cause you thought it was
a caricature of you.
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- Oh, yeah.
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- Wait a minute, ma, the garinis
are going to be there?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, god.
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- What's wrong there,
cubby?
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- Uh, forget it.
Nothing. It's stupid.
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- I'm sure it is.
Let's hear it.
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- I know what it's about.
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Raymond and elizabeth garini
had a thing
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Back in high school.
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- Oh, really?
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- It wasn't a thing.
It was one date.
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- Well, it could have been
a thing.
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Elizabeth had
a big crush on you,
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But you were so picky...
Back then.
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- So tell me
about this girl, ray.
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- She went
to a different high school,
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And they were having
their winter dance thing.
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- And I heard that elizabeth
thought he was cute
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And wanted
to invite him.
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- Was she
the blind girl?
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- Hey, how would you know,
huh?
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You were home
in your footsie pajamas
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Asking mom
for more pudding.
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I just remember mom saying,
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"if elizabeth garini
asks you,
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You should go;
it'll be fun."
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- Oh, so your mom
was pimping for you.
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- I don't like that,
debra.
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- So elizabeth calls me and--
and asks me,
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And, you know,
what am I going to do?
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I kind of feel sorry for her,
so I-I say yes.
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Then when we were
at the dance,
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It started to snow,
and I had dad's car.
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I didn't want anything
to happen to it.
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- Damn straight.
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- So we get to her house,
and I--
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- What? What did you do
to the car?
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- Nothing, dad.
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- Tell me now.
Stop the lies!
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- Nothing happened
to the car, okay?
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We were stopped in front
of her parents' house,
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And she was saying
she had a nice time
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And all that,
but all I can think about
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Is getting the car
back to the maniac here.
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- Damn straight.
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- So we're just
sitting there,
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And then finally
elizabeth says,
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"okay, bye."
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And she gets out
and walks to her door
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In the snow
by herself.
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I didn't walk her
to the door.
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There she was.
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All by herself,
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Fancy dress,
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High heels,
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Wobbling
up the driveway.
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- So did you call her
and apologize?
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- I wanted to,
but then I didn't,
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And I kept putting it off,
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And then a few days later,
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It was too late,
so I just--
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I never talked
to her again.
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- You would have been
so good together.
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Ooh, this place
is beautiful.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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Where the hell's
our table?
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- I don't know.
Let's see.
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I'll look for it.
19 anywhere?
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- I don't see her.
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I don't think she came.
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You know, I didn't
see her at the church.
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- That's 'cause you
were hiding.
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- I wasn't hiding.
I was deep in prayer.
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- Whoa, whoa,
is that her?
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- Who? Where?
- Uh, wait, no.
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It's an old man
with a walker.
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Sorry.
My mistake.
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- You love this,
don't you?
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- I'm afraid I do, yes.
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- Just so you know,
there's a part of me
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That thinks it would
be good if she was here.
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Yeah, just
face this thing head-on.
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Okay? How about that?
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- There she is!
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Uh, nope, sorry,
that's a poached salmon.
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Oh, hey, look,
there's our table.
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- Oh.
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Marie, frank,
we're over here.
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- Oh, okay.
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- Hey, there, tablemates.
How are you doing?
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I'm harry armon.
This is my wife marci.
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- What are you
so happy about?
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Don't you see this table
placement is an insult?
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They stuck us in the corner
by the kitchen.
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- Come on.
It's fine, frank.
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- No, it's not fine.
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We're at table 19
out of 20 tables,
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And table 20 is filled
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With embarrassing
family nut jobs.
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No offense.
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- So three couples
and me.
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On this joyous day
of love and togetherness,
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The cheese stands alone.
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- You're not alone.
You have us.
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- Super.
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- Hey, robert,
don't look now.
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I think that woman's
giving you the eye.
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Oh, no,
it's the finger, sorry.
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- You are
a teeny-weeny man.
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- Hey, ray, let's dance.
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- No, no, come on.
We just got here.
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- No, come on. One song.
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- I can't dance.
I didn't eat; I'll faint.
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- You danced
with that elizabeth.
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You can dance with me.
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- Oh, come on.
- Let's go.
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- My father's going
to eat your salad.
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- All right.
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- You got, like,
a fuzzy in your hair.
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- Mm.
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- You got
a whole bunch of them.
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- Would you please,
please stop grooming me?
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- Okay.
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Sorry I care about you.
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- Raymond?
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Hi, it's elizabeth...
Garini.
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- Elizabeth ga-who?
140
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- Garini,
from the neighborhood.
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- Oh, yes, yeah, hi.
Hi, nice to see you.
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Okay. Take care.
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- Hi, I'm debra,
ray's wife.
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- Nice to meet you.
This is my husband scott.
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- Hey, how ya doing?
- Okay. Yeah.
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All right, well, good-bye.
All right.
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- Good to see you. Have fun.
- Okay.
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- Oh, very smooth, ray.
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- It's just--
I don't--
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It was a shock
to see her.
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- Yeah, well,
she was really broken up
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About you not walking her
to the door.
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- Seriously?
Did you pick up on that?
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Come on,
don't joke around!
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- Honey, she was fine.
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She came up to you.
You can stop obsessing now.
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- You're right.
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You're right.
She came up to me.
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Okay. Good.
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- What?
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- I feel like I should have
brought up the incident
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And apologized.
- All right, so do it.
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- Really? No.
Yeah? No.
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- Ray, you are so annoying!
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- No, look, I haven't had time
to prepare my remarks.
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- You've had 25 years for that.
Hi again.
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- We've got to stop
meeting like this.
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- [laughs]
- okay.
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You know what?
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I'll bet you probably
don't even remember this.
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We went out one time
in high school.
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- Of course. I remember.
- Yeah?
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Hey, don't worry, man.
Nothing happened.
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- That must have been,
like, 25 years ago.
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- Yeah, I think it was.
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I think--I think
it was snowing back then.
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It was, it was snowing
'cause I remember
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I was nervous
about the car,
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And something--
there was--what happened?
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Somebody
didn't walk somebody--
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I think I didn't walk you
to your door, yeah.
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Because I was nervous
about the car and the snow.
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Right? I remember,
but that's no excuse.
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You know what?
I should apologize for that.
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I was a stupid kid
with the snow.
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So listen,
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I'm sorry for that.
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- Wow.
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I don't really
remember that, but...
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It's so sweet of you
to apologize.
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Gosh, I hope
you haven't been waiting
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Since high school
to tell me that.
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[laughter]
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- No, no, no.
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No, I mean,
couldn't you tell?
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It was all coming back
to me as I was saying it.
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- Oh, gee, well, thanks
for being so thoughtful.
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- Yeah, well, hey,
that's me, mr. Thoughtful.
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Okay.
Bye.
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- And here I mistook you
for mr. Potato head.
201
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- I-I saw you talking
to elizabeth.
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- I did. I did. I did.
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I apologized for the incident,
and she was fine.
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- Oh, that's wonderful.
205
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- Yeah, maybe they can
finally work things out.
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- You know what?
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That wasn't that bad.
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I mean, she's happy, right?
She's got a husband.
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- Oh, yeah?
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All that happened in front
of her husband?
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- Yeah. What?
212
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- Nothing.
213
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- What?
What are you saying?
214
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That maybe she was--
she was putting on an act
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In front
of her husband there?
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- Well,
I wasn't saying that,
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But that's good.
218
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You should run with that.
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- No, no, no, no, you bring up
a good point here.
220
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- Oh, would you knock it off?
She's fine.
221
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- I think
she was overly fine.
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- Oh, please.
223
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- No, no, come on.
This was a big incident.
224
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- Would you stop calling it
"the incident"?
225
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It wasn't an incident.
226
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All right, cuban missile crisis
was an incident.
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My god,
if you are this insane
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About not walking a girl
to the door,
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How do you feel
about what you do to me?
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00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,276
- What?
What do I do to you?
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00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,911
- God, you do jerky things
all the time,
232
00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:14,212
Things you should
really regret.
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00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,680
- Oh, yeah, well, like what?
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00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:17,215
- Oh, where do you want me
to start?
235
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- At the beginning.
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Take your time.
237
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,658
How about not walking me
to the car
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When I was in labor
with the twins, ray?
239
00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:30,261
How about that incident?
240
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:31,696
- I had to make
a sandwich, okay?
241
00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:35,066
I hate hospital food.
- God.
242
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,335
Honestly,
I-I can't believe you.
243
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,371
- Why don't we
go mingle, honey?
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Purse--
get your purse.
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00:10:55,354 --> 00:10:57,422
- All right, don't be mad.
I'm sorry, okay?
246
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- I want you
to tell me something
247
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That you regret
doing to me.
248
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,727
- Come on.
We're at a wedding.
249
00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:04,696
- Something
you've done to me
250
00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:07,198
That makes you feel
as horrible as you do
251
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,935
About your date
from 1977.
252
00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:12,971
- Uncle robert,
come dance with us.
253
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,673
- I'll go.
- Ray.
254
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,808
- Robert, dance with them.
- I want to see this.
255
00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,977
- Go dance with the children
right now.
256
00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,279
- All right!
257
00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:24,282
Come on, kids!
258
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,735
- Regret, please?
259
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,103
- Okay.
260
00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:48,807
All right, I regret
not loving you more.
261
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,141
Yes.
262
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,943
Yes, you deserve
all the love
263
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:54,179
That can fit in the ocean.
264
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:57,248
- [laughs]
265
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,918
Oh, man.
266
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,420
- I thought
that was beautiful, frank.
267
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:06,157
Why can't you say
something like that?
268
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,126
- All right.
269
00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:10,395
[clears throat]
270
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:13,398
I would love it
if you were in the ocean.
271
00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:24,909
- I want
something specific,
272
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,845
Something like when you didn't
walk me to the car
273
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,079
When I was in labor.
274
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,280
- Okay, okay,
can I use that one?
275
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,483
- No.
276
00:12:31,485 --> 00:12:34,119
- I did it more than once.
- No. Come on.
277
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,286
- Okay, all right, all right.
278
00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:38,790
Regret, regret.
Um, uh--
279
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:41,092
Okay, all right,
when we were first married,
280
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,428
We went to a party
at my editor's house,
281
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:46,898
And you didn't know anybody,
and you were kind of nervous,
282
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:50,001
And later at dinner,
you told a story
283
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,337
That you thought
was going to be funny,
284
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:55,774
But it--
nobody laughed.
285
00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:59,077
- So you regret
that I'm a stiff at parties?
286
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,378
Thanks.
Feeling better.
287
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,947
- No.
No, no, listen.
288
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:06,017
They didn't laugh,
but neither did I.
289
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,786
I saw that
you were embarrassed,
290
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:12,423
And I should have been there
for you, and I wasn't.
291
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:15,994
Yeah, I've--
I've always regretted that.
292
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:17,862
- Wow.
293
00:13:17,864 --> 00:13:21,800
That--that must have been
a long time ago.
294
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:24,135
Such a small thing.
295
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:28,807
- Yeah, well,
tell that to my conscience.
296
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,375
- I'd ask you
what you regret,
297
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:31,976
But I'd be afraid
you'd say
298
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,545
You regret marrying me.
299
00:13:33,547 --> 00:13:35,280
- Aw...
300
00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:38,249
Not all the time.
301
00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:45,824
- Okay, I'm back.
I'm back.
302
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:49,027
What, it's over?
303
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:53,298
Frickin' bunny hop.
304
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:59,003
- It's funny,
talking about regrets.
305
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:02,006
I've got regrets.
306
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:09,547
Probably too many regrets
to mention.
307
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:12,951
- Okay, then.
308
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,519
- I-I've--
309
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,487
I've done things that I just
feel terrible about
310
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:17,989
To all of you.
311
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:21,526
- All right, ma.
- Wait. Let her speak.
312
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,928
- Like to you, debra.
313
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,563
I've always regretted
314
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,332
Not being
more nurturing to you
315
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:30,501
When you first started out
as a wife and a mother.
316
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,070
I am sorry.
317
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,972
- Oh, marie.
318
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,373
That's nice.
319
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:40,245
- Because now at this point,
what can I do?
320
00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:51,189
- It must feel good
to get that off your chest.
321
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:55,026
- Yeah, it does feel good.
322
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,394
And--
and, raymond?
323
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,029
I've always regretted
324
00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:01,966
Not toughening you up
when you were a boy.
325
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:05,270
- I'm tough.
326
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:08,339
- No, you're not.
327
00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:12,010
- And, robert?
328
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:15,413
- Yes?
329
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,382
- Actually,
I don't have any regrets
330
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:20,985
About how I raised you,
dear.
331
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:24,422
- You've got to be kidding.
332
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:28,326
- And, frank...
333
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:31,496
Some regrets speak
for themselves.
334
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:37,235
- Enough with all this crap.
335
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:40,004
Regret is
a waste of time.
336
00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:41,439
My father used to be
working on the road
337
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,041
40 weeks a year.
338
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,342
When he'd come back home,
you think
339
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,511
He had time for regrets?
340
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,479
He'd have a drink,
punish me for whatever I did,
341
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:52,283
And then hit the road again.
342
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,685
Okay,
so what am I going to do,
343
00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:55,153
Ask him to quit his job,
344
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:58,723
So he can play with me
or something?
345
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:01,626
- Oh, frank.
346
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,728
- What?
347
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:06,531
- You never told me
anything about this.
348
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:09,167
See, it's good to talk.
349
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,002
Come on, open up to me.
350
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,570
I'm here for you.
351
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:16,240
- Okay, look, I was lying
about my old man.
352
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:17,575
He was a jolly guy
353
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,344
Who gave me puppies
and chocolate coins,
354
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:24,182
So, uh, just slide
back over, okay?
355
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:39,097
- Ma, are you saying that you
have no regrets about me?
356
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:42,000
- Please, robert,
not everything is about you.
357
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,669
- Nothing is about me!
358
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,438
Nothing!
359
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,173
Let me tell you something.
I got regrets.
360
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,576
Oh, boy,
do I got regrets.
361
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:54,412
- Come on, robbie,
you're bringing everybody down.
362
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:58,383
- Everybody else got to go.
I'm going.
363
00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:01,085
Let's see, regrets.
364
00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:03,788
Hmm, quite a menu.
365
00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:08,092
Where shall I start?
366
00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:11,095
- How about that haircut?
367
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,070
- All right.
368
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:23,441
There is something
I always felt bad about.
369
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,276
When joanne and I
were first going out,
370
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:29,313
I took her to this party
at my sergeant's house.
371
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:32,450
And at dinner she started
to tell this joke,
372
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:35,386
And I guess she thought
it was pretty funny,
373
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:39,257
But nobody else did,
and no one laughed.
374
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,759
Which would have been
one thing,
375
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:46,130
But I didn't laugh either.
376
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:48,533
She just sat there,
embarrassed.
377
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,301
I mean,
what kind of a guy--
378
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,770
- You used his regret?
379
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:57,842
You couldn't think
of one thing on your own,
380
00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:00,511
So you had
to steal his regret?
381
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:04,115
You stole his regret!
382
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:07,485
- You stole my regret?
383
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,320
- Well, I definitely have
something I regret
384
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:13,324
Doing to you now,
soda pop.
385
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,226
Oh, come on. All right.
Look, I'm sorry.
386
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,527
I'm sorry. Come on.
387
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,162
Stop it.
What do you want me to say?
388
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,198
- She's on the move, chief.
389
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,836
- Come on.
390
00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:27,305
Would you stop it?
Please stop.
391
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,107
- I'll have another one.
- Listen.
392
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,142
All right, all right,
I couldn't think of a regret,
393
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:33,377
But it was like a pop quiz;
I panicked, okay?
394
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:35,313
But you win.
I'm a bad person.
395
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,248
- How do I win?
396
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,416
[glasses clinking]
397
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:40,551
Oh, they're kissing.
398
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,186
You know what would
make me happy?
399
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:45,256
If you recognized
a regret before you did it!
400
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,557
- Oh, what,
time travel, huh?
401
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:47,892
You're talking
about time travel.
402
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,427
- All right, stop.
Stop everything.
403
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:50,595
I have another regret.
404
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,263
- Oh, ma,
enough with the regrets!
405
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:53,831
- No, no, no,
you're yelling at one another.
406
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,666
And it's all my fault.
- It's all right, marie.
407
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,301
- No, there's something
you don't know
408
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,736
About this whole
elizabeth business.
409
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,738
[sighs]
410
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:11,549
You know how I do things
out of love?
411
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:16,787
- Oh, this is never good.
412
00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:21,626
- When you were
in high school, raymond,
413
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:22,727
You were so lonely.
414
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:25,596
I just wanted
you to be happy.
415
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:28,499
- What did you do?
416
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,501
- Everything I told you
about elizabeth
417
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,737
Back in high school,
418
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:35,806
Thinking you were cute
and having a crush on you
419
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:39,610
Was a fib.
420
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:42,246
- What do you--
you lied to me?
421
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:44,182
- Fibbed.
422
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,783
- Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
423
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,351
She had to like me
a little bit
424
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,620
Because she asked me out,
right, right?
425
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,656
- See, I ran into elizabeth
in the market,
426
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:54,759
And I asked her if she would
please ask you out to the dance.
427
00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:57,762
- [screams]
428
00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,897
- At first she said no,
but then I told her
429
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,934
That you were polite and kind
and a nice dresser.
430
00:20:02,936 --> 00:20:04,702
- A pity date?
431
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,971
All this time, I was--
I was a pity date?
432
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,639
- No, not at all.
433
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:09,907
- Of course I was!
- No.
434
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,342
- I guess I was right,
raymond.
435
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,710
When she accepted
your apology,
436
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,878
She was putting on an act.
437
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,314
She had
to keep from laughing.
438
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:17,915
[laughs]
439
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,550
- You couldn't
walk her to the door
440
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,385
'cause she was running
for the door.
441
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,687
[laughter]
442
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:23,988
- That's very funny.
Very funny.
443
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,390
Very funny!
Very funny!
444
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:29,393
[conga music]
445
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,494
No, no, I don't want--
446
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:34,432
Get off me, you freaks!
447
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,633
- Oh, hi, raymond.
- Yeah, yeah.
448
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,568
I just found something out.
449
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,737
You didn't want me to walk you
to the door, did you, right?
450
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,639
You weren't acting weird
because you liked me.
451
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,274
You were acting weird
because you
452
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:44,842
Were going out
with mama's little mutant!
453
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,410
I've felt bad
about what I did to you
454
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:47,878
For 25 years for no reason.
455
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,680
You weren't
the pathetic loser!
456
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:52,950
I was the pathetic loser!
457
00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:04,962
- That's the schmuck who didn't
walk you to the door?
458
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:18,809
- What's wrong
with my haircut?
459
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,911
- All right,
I'm sorry.
460
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:23,981
I had a rough night,
okay?
461
00:21:30,522 --> 00:21:33,691
- You want to drive to the woods
and dump dad out?
462
00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:45,403
- Rub some honey on his ass,
and blow a bear whistle.
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