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- Antiseptic.

- Louisa?

- Hello, Martin.

- How are you?

You're pregnant.

- Yes, I am.

Hello.

- Hello.

- Er, I'm a friend of Martin's.

- Me too.

- I'm staying at the pub.

I thought I'd get the taxi
to drop me here first, though.

So I could tell you in person,
and, uh, yeah.

- Shall I go?

- No, no.
I just dropped by on my way.

You carry on.

- Louisa.

That... this...

Pregnancy, it's...?

- It's ours, Martin.
Yours and mine.

- Um...

And what do you want?
Do you want to get married?

I mean, you're certain
it's ours?

- Yes, I am certain,

and, no,
I don't want to get married.

- You know it's a bit
late for an abortion?

- I thought I should tell you
before the village finds out.

- Why are you going to the pub?

- My house is rented out.

Who is she?
- What?

Edith.
- Edith.

- Why aren't you in London?

- I didn't like London, and the
school didn't like this, so...

- Oh. Er...
No.

Right.
So you're here.

- It's going to be fine, Martin.

It's not your problem.

Bye.

- Is she from the village?
- Yes.

- Well, don't do anything hasty.
- What?

- Does she have a job?
- Yes.

Er... no.

Actually,
I don't think she does.

- Don't think
you have to rescue her.

She's a grown woman.
She's chosen to have a baby.

It's her choice, Ellingham.

- How old did you say you were?

- I'm 35 years old, Santa.

- 35, and you still believe
in father Christmas?

- Hello.

- All right.

You back for good,
or just visiting?

- I've got a job interview
at the school tomorrow,

so fingers crossed.

- Want a drink?
Or are you not drinking?

- A glass of water
would be lovely.

Have you got a room, John?

- Certainly have.

- So...

- Six months.

- Does he know?

- If you mean Martin,
yes, he does.

We're both fine about it.
Still good friends.

- Mm.
- Aw!

He didn't ask you to move in,
then?

- I wouldn't want to,
actually, Pauline.

- Thank you, John.

- Do you know what?

I think I'll have
a little lie down.

- Harbor view?

- Harbor view would be lovely,
thanks.

- Only 7:00 when
she went up to her room,

and didn't come down again
all evening.

- And him sitting up here
with the house all to himself?

- Morning.

- There you are, uncle Jimmy.

- Morning, Louisa!

Welcome home!

- Hello.

- Miss Glasson's back, then.

Yeah. Staying at the crab.

In her own village,
paying for shelter.

No room at the inn,
in her condition.

- She's rented her house out.
- I know.

Did you not see her, then?
- What?

- Miss Glasson.

I heard the taxi dropped her
up here.

- She did call in briefly, yes,
to say hello.

- Hello?

And then she went to the pub,
as had always been her plan,

so it seems.

Not that it's any
of your business

or anybody else's.

I am not...

- Just because a woman's strong

don't mean it's all right
to take advantage.

That's all I'm saying.

- Miss Glasson is here.

- Who is?

- To see about
the part-time vacancy?

- Oh, yes. Yes.

Jolly good. Jolly good.

And welcome to our humble...

Ah. Ah-ha.

But you're no stranger
to this room, are you?

- No, no.
But no problem, though.

- Fine, fine.

I didn't know you were
expecting a baby, actually.

- Yes.

- Didn't even know you were
married.

- You don't have to be
married to have a baby.

- Ah.

- I was engaged.
We called it off.

- Ah. To the doctor, yes?
To doc Martin?

- Yeah.
- Fine doctor.

- Mm.

- Well, you'd be perfect, of
course, in every other sense.

You know the school,
the kids know you.

But I'm afraid we need someone
to get stuck in right away.

- And here I am.

- I'm sorry, miss Glasson.
There's been some confusion.

This must catch you at an
awkward time.

- I'd be perfect for it,
as you said.

- Sadly, the legal position...

- The legal position obliges
the mother

to take two weeks off
after the baby's born.

That's all.

And as I'm not due until
the summer holidays,

there's no problem there
that I can see.

Not if we're being legal.

- It's just two weeks?

- That's the law.

- Wouldn't you get tired?

- You're very kind.
Thank you, I'll be fine.

- Is your arm all right?
- Hm?

Oh, it's a bit sore.

Well, you do know
the kiddies, I suppose.

- Three years we've been
married, and still no family,

while you and miss Glasson...
Where's the fairness in that?

- Time to push things along,
then?

- Time to pay a fortune.

- No, no. You sell some eggs
or you donate them,

and they give you
free treatment.

They'll explain it all.

Yes?

- I've got Dr. Montgomery
for you, Dr Ellingham.

- Put her through.

Edith? I've got an
infertile couple for you.

She's 37. Looks older.

Regular menstrual cycle.
No history of sexual disease.

A bit on the tubby side,
but not obese, no.

- Are you just talking, or
have you had a poke around?

- I've done her.
She's fine.

- Him?

- At a glance,
pretty much what you'd expect.

Enlarged breast tissue.
Classic irritability.

- Testicles?

- Yep.
Small and soft.

- What are you saying?

- I've got a 3:30
this afternoon, as it happens.

Send them along for a prelim.

He can leave a sample while
we're at it.

- Right-o.

- Any development with
your London prospect?

- Er... I can't talk.
I'm with a patient.

- You've already decided
it's me, haven't you?

- Give them a sample.
Prove me wrong.

3:30 this afternoon.

Modern building
next to outpatients.

- That's gonna be weird, innit?

Back there,
but no longer top banana.

I know, but still,
how's she going to keep going,

lugging that lump around?

- Hm.
Interesting.

- Well, I'll do it for her,
but we're not happy about it,

and I won't say that we are.
- Bye.

- Miss Glasson's got
the job at the school!

- Miss Glasson?
- Yeah.

- What school?
- The school, our school.

- Louisa Glasson?
- Yeah.

She came back yesterday.
Expecting.

- Expecting what?

- A baby.

- Martin?

- It's not my fault.
- Oh.

- I mean, it is my fault.
But it's not just my fault.

It's not my fault
that you don't know.

I didn't know until yesterday.

Sit down.

- How pregnant is she?
- Six months, I'd say.

- Mm. I know.
She doesn't want me involved.

- What did she say?

- She said that she was fine
and I wasn't to worry.

- Bollocks. You're the father.

How do you feel about that?

- What?
- Being a father?

- Me?
- Yes, Martin. You.

What are you going to do?

- In what way?
- For Louisa.

She's got no family to speak of.

Her body's teeming
with hormones.

In three months' time she's
going to have a baby on her own.

I think she might be in a
little trouble, don't you?

- Yes.

- So what're you going to do
when the baby comes, miss?

- That's going to be
in the holidays.

- Yeah, but when the holidays
are over,

who's going to look after it?

- Doc Martin, miss?

- No, not Dr. Ellingham.

- So no problems at all?

Nothing you want to tell me?

- No, I just picked up
where I left off.

Sorry.
A bit dusty.

- Little bit.

- Hello, Dr. Ellingham.
- Hello.

Ah, there you are.
You've missed two appointments.

- Have I?
- Three, possibly.

Your test results
came back about a fortnight ago.

- Oh, dear.
I have been busy.

- They're all clear.
Are you still constipated?

- I'll leave you to it.

- 11 days now.

- You need a urine test.
Call the receptionist.

So... um...

Is everything all right?

- How do you mean?

Well, I mean, you've got
everything you need...

You've got the job,
which is good.

- Yes.

He's weird, though.

- Who is?
- The headmaster.

- Ah.
- What?

- Well, no, I mean,
it must be galling being back

and not being headmistress.

- No, it's not galling.

He's not normal.

- I'll tell you
what isn't normal.

- What?

- You having this baby

without telling me.

It's very high-handed of you,
Louisa.

- Oh, is it?
- Yes, it is.

- Do you imagine I didn't
want to discuss it?

In London, on my own,
in a bedsit.

37 years old. Single. Pregnant.

Do you think I didn't want
to talk to the father,

work things out?

But what would you
have said, Martin, Hm?

"Have you considered
an abortion, Louisa?

I'll back you up.
Whatever you decide."

- I would have backed you up
absolutely.

But keeping it a secret is
just feminist point scoring,

like staying at the pub.

- I didn't choose to stay
in the pub.

My house has been
rented out to Mr. Creepy.

- Nobody made you do it,
and you get money for it.

- So.

- So that pays for the room
at the pub.

We should arrange to
get your notes sent down.

- My doctor's notes?

- Yes, it's pretty
straightforward.

- They've been sent down.
I'm with the hospital in Truro.

- What?

- You didn't imagine
you'd be my doctor, did you?

That would be
really odd, Martin.

- Well, your choice.

- That's fine.

Take a seat.

If I could ask you
to fill in here and...

Sign here.

- Hello.

I wonder if you can help.

Is there something I can take

to stop me wanting to go to
the toilet every five minutes?

- Any other symptoms?

- Well, I'm pregnant.
How do you mean?

Anemia, constipation,
hemorrhoids,

heartburn, hypertension,
gingivitis, thrush?

- Well, maybe a bit
of heartburn.

- Backache, headache, nausea,
vomiting,

blurred vision,
flashing lights before the eyes,

swollen feet and ankles?
These are just a few.

Some selections, if you like,
of the symptoms of pregnancy.

I do have some of them.

- Oh, and it's taken you
by surprise?

- No, but...

- It is what happens
when you get yourself pregnant.

- I didn't get myself pregnant.

- No?
- No.

- And how's our good doctor
taken it?

Much as you would have hoped?

- Not a church wedding,
I would imagine this time.

Not in god's house.

So that's not really appropriate
in your condition. Sorry.

- Oh, hello, Mrs. Norton.

- Louisa!
- Oh, Joan.

- Oh, look at you.

- The incredible
exploding woman!

- No, no, no.
You look beautiful.

Doesn't she, Mrs. Tishell?
- Oh, yes...

- It's been months.
Have you forgotten all about us?

So how...
How is everything?

When do you get your house back?
- That could be tricky.

The new head's renting it.

- He's got my job.
He's got my house.

- You could come
and stay with me.

- With you?

- There's plenty of room, and I
could help look after the baby.

Oh. Oh, my dear.
Oh, it's extraordinary.

- You're very kind, Joan.
I'll think about it.

- You think about it.
- I will.

So nothing you can do
for me, then, Mrs. Tishell?

- If there's anything I can do,
just give me a ring.

- Good to know.
I will.

- What a poppet.

- All right?

- I thought you were closing.

- We are.

- I've left... it.

As you requested.

- So I'll see in a minute, yeah?

Miss Glasson settling in okay?

- Oh.
Oh, yes.

- So I'll give you a call

when the doctor needs
to see you again.

Yes?

- Is he in?
- The surgery's closed.

- Is it?
- Yes.

I'll call you.

- Mr. Strain is here.
- We're closed.

- Good night.

- Is there something
you're not telling me?

- What?
- About my tests?

- You tested negative for
helicobacter,

no parasites, and no ulcer.

- That's good, isn't it?

- Did the girl take
a urine sample?

- Yes.

- How about the abdominal pain?
- Comes and goes.

- What about now?

- It's sore.

- All right, go through.

- If you knew anything else,
you'd tell me, wouldn't you?

- Obviously.

Take off your jacket.
Lie on the couch.

- You wouldn't be tempted to
tell Louisa Glasson instead?

- Why would I discuss
your health with miss Glasson?

- No, you're right.

- Untuck your shirt please.

Does that hurt.

- She wants my job.

- She can't have your job,
can she?

She'll be at home with a baby.

- Two weeks.

That's the law.
Just two weeks.

- Does that happen a lot?

- Does what happen?

Did I do that?
- Yes.

- Gosh.

You won't tell anyone, will you?

It'd be terrible
if that got out, in my position.

- How long
has it been happening?

- How would I know?

- Do you meant that you don't
know when you're doing it?

- Oh, for god's sake!
Don't go on.

- This is just between us.

- Of course it is.

Anything that takes place
between a doctor and his patient

is nobody else's business.

Now, sit down.

We haven't finished.

Mr. Strain,
if you don't let me finish,

I can't find the
appropriate remedy for you.

- There's a remedy?
- For most things, yes.

- Sorry.
Left my shopping.

Bye.

- Everyone says she's the best
teacher by far. Inspirational.

It's brilliant that she
had a job to come back to,

though how she's going to
manage once the baby's born.

- Multitasking, that's how.

A pregnant woman finds the
strength from somewhere.

- I suppose nature provides

the right chemicals
at the right time.

- Nature don't come into it.

- Excuse me, Jimmy?

- Nothing natural about
an unmarried mother being

let loose on a bunch
of impressionable children.

- I beg your pardon?
- Jimmy!

- Sorry, Bert.

- Is everything all right here?

- It's lovely.
Thank you, Bert.

Just the bill, please.

- Right.

- It's not miss Glasson's fault

we're having to go
the artificial route, Jimmy.

- That is not what I said.

- Your uncle Jimmy's become
a right misery guts.

What's his problem?

- Aunt Jennie wants a baby,
and it's not happening.

- Well, I'm sorry to hear it,

but there's no need to go
depressing everybody.

He should lighten up.

- Is it a sex thing
or a fertility issue?

- Oh, Joe! I don't know.

Fertility, I think.

They went to that egg place
in Truro this afternoon.

- Hey, Joe!

What's the difference
between a tart in a brothel

and Louisa Glasson?

- Um... right, that's it!

You, out!

- And who's going to make me?

- Hey, steady on, Jimmy.

- It's all right.
It's all right.

Let him go.

- You ought to see a doctor,
Jimmy.

You're not right.

- Hello.

- Hello, Martin.

- What are you eating?
- Jelly babies.

I just fancied one.

- Empty calories aren't
really an option at your age.

That weight'll be hard to
shift when the baby's born.

And how are things at work
and so forth?

Um, the other staff?
The headmaster?

- All right.
He is weird, though.

- Is he?
- Like I said yesterday.

Why? Has he done something
weird with you now?

- I can't discuss a patient.

- Right.
Well, what can I say?

Um... he's very moody.

And sometimes he copies
the way I talk.

And there was this funny thing
with his arm

where it sort of Rose up,

and he used the other one
to push it down.

- Really?
- Mm.

Has he behaved threateningly
toward you?

- No, he's just been odd.

Has he got something
wrong with him?

- Hello!

- I'll be with you in a moment.

- She's going to give me a lift,
actually.

- Is she? Where to?
- Truro. Antenatal.

Has he got something wrong
with him?

- I can't say.

- I'll phone you if he does
anything else.

- Shouldn't I be taking you?

- I'm fine, thanks.

- What do you mean unnatural?

- You have three times
more testosterone

in your system than is normal.

- You didn't say normal.
You said unnatural.

Who are you to decide
what's natural?

- I'm a doctor.

- Oh, and that makes you
the big man, does it?

- Oh, don't be so stupid.
- Jimmy!

- You've been taking
testosterone supplements,

haven't you?

Where did you get them from?
A gymnasium?

- Oh, so going to the gym's
unnatural now, is it?

- You imagine that taking
fistfuls of anabolic steroids

is going to increase your
chances

of conceiving a child, yes?

- Well, isn't it?

- No.
It has the opposite effect.

The brain gets the message
to stop producing

luteinizing hormone,

which in turn arrests
normal sperm production.

Not only does it make you

stupidly, moronically
aggressive,

it also renders you infertile.

- Well, it's all right for you!

- Oh, for...

Oh, auntie Jen.

Mrs. Bollard.

- Could I jump the queue,
please?

I should be at work.

- We should all be at work,
headmaster.

I won't be long.

- How are you feeling today?

Mr. Strain is next.

- I feel pretty queasy
in the mornings

until I've had some breakfast.

- But you don't
actually throw up?

- Not since the first six weeks,
no.

- Is the father attending
some or all of our sessions?

- No.
- I see.

- What does that mean, really?
"I see?"

- It's for research.
Would he cooperate?

- What research?

- The incidence and variety
of defective births

to geriatric parents.

Oh.

- Hello again.
- Hello.

No, he won't cooperate.

- Are you staying
at your current address

for the duration
of your pregnancy?

- Mr. Strain.

- All right, I'll admit it.

Mr. Millenger,
you're not my only patient.

- I took too much stuff.

- Get out!

- It's my uncle Jimmy,
trying for a baby.

- Mr. Millenger, you need
to make an appointment.

- All right.
It's not just about the baby.

I'm in the coastguard.
Not full time.

I'm a volunteer auxiliary.

It adds a bit of challenge
and excitement to my life.

You get out and meet people,

and there's a real team spirit
in the branch.

- Mr. Millenger.

- A month ago,

there was a 48-hour refresher
over in pengelly bay.

Two-man tents.
It was a random allocation.

I got put in with this
young chap from Cardiff.

I don't know how it happened.

But it all seemed so natural.

Dr. Ellingham,
is there a cure for being gay?

- Sorry to keep you waiting.

- There is no cure as such,
I'm afraid.

You'll just have
to live with it.

Not that there's anything
wrong with it.

Far from it.

And I'm obliged to do
my best for you,

no matter what you get up to.

Um, I can tell you that taking
testosterone won't cure you

of being gay, as you call it.

- Well, what would you call it?

- An individual's sexual
preference is not determined

by a hormonal balance.

- Oh, it must be.

- No, it's odd, isn't it?

But all that an overdose
of testosterone will do,

apart from making you
more sexually attracted

to whoever or whatever you
already...

Has this sort of thing
happened to you before?

- Well, I've had feelings
before,

but never, you know,
followed through till now.

- Yes, well, as I say, all
the testosterone will achieve

is to make you very aggressive
and damage your liver.

- So there's nothing I can do,
then?

- I believe there are support
groups.

- I am not talking
to a bunch of gays.

- No.

I presume your wife
doesn't know.

- No, she knows.
- Oh.

- She says I'm bisexual.
She quite likes it.

Thinks it's exotic.

But it's not, is it?

- I think we may be straying
outside my area of expertise.

- But you're a man.

There's no such thing as bi,
is there?

There's normal,
and there's homosexual.

Bi is just homos wanting
to say that they're not.

- I couldn't really say.

I have to get on,

and you have to stop taking
the testosterone, yes?

- But do you believe in bi?

- I'd have to do some research.

- Thank you, doctor.

Think I could live with bi.

You'll let me know, then,
doctor?

- Yes, yes, I will, yes.

- All right, uncle Jimmy?

- Where's Mr. Strain?
- He upped and left.

Jumpy, isn't he?

- Now we know,
we can keep an eye on it.

- Everything all right?
- All seems fine.

Ultrasound next week.

See you Tuesday.
- Thank you.

- So you're a doctor?

- I'm doing research next door
at the clinic.

The hospital gives us data.

I give them one day
a week common obstetrics.

Why did you wait six months
before coming back

to Ellingham's village?

- It's not actually
Martin's village.

- Your village.

Cold feet about going it alone?

- I'm not sure it's any
of your business.

I've lived in portwenn
all my life.

It's my home.

I've come home to my village
to have my baby on my own.

Got it?

- You can see how I got hold
of the wrong end of the stick?

- Not really.

Was it because I've
got a country accent?

- Oh, my god, auntie Jill.

Do you remember me?
Edith Montgomery?

- Yes.

- And you two know each other?

- I gave Louisa a lift.
What are you doing here?

- Research.

- So when did you two meet?

- Ellingham and I
were at medical school.

- All set?
- Yeah.

- Nice to meet you again,
Louisa.

And you, Jill.

- Goodbye.

- So you met when Martin
was a student?

- Yes.

- Did he bring her down to
Cornwall, then?

- He did, yes.

- Are you checking up on me?

- What?
No.

Have the lab test results
come through?

Thank you.

Pauline, Mr strain's urine
test result isn't here.

Isn't it? No, it isn't.

- You're a dark one.
- What?

That is for a patient.

- Ah.
Oh, I see.

- It is.
I'm helping him.

Get on to the lab,
and find out what happened.

- Oh, Dr. Ellingham.
- What?

- That test may not have been
done yet.

- Why?

- There may have been an
oversight and it got left here.

- What do you mean,
"it got left here?"

- Ugh.
It's blue.

- What?
- The headmaster's wee.

He's got blue wee.

- Call the school.

- So was Martin quite fond
of her then?

- I suppose he was, yes.
It's a long time ago now.

- Was it like a first love
sort of thing?

I'm only curious.

- He wanted to marry her,

but she went abroad
for her career instead.

- Oh.

- Gosh.
Thanks so much for the lift.

- Not at all.

- It's so much nicer than a bus.
- Well, just give me a call.

- See you.
- Bye.

- Ooh!

- Everything go okay?
- Fine, thanks.

- Pauline, sorry.
I can't find him anywhere.

Is it urgent?
- She can't find him!

- Put her through.

- Hello.

As soon as you see him,
get him to call me.

Actually, you call me.

Thank you.

- Mr. Strain took them
to Roscarrock Cove.

- Why?
- Nature walk.

Didn't you know?
- No.

How long have they been gone?

- Erm, about twoish.

Should be back soon.
- Right.

- Whose?
Whose?

Hm?

Whose are they?

- Everything all right?

- Oh, come on!
Don't just stand there!

Mr. Strain!

- Stop whingeing.

- It's all right, Charlie.

But we should do what
the headmaster says,

shouldn't we?
Yeah?

- What's he got?
- Porphyria.

It disrupts the nervous system.

It's what George III had.

- Oh, that explains
the blue then.

What does?
- Royalty.

- He's not royal.

People with porphyria have
an enzyme deficiency

that causes their urine to
turn blue in the sunlight.

The toxins in his blood

are causing his brain
to malfunction.

- Did miss Glasson not
like the bi-thing, then?

- What?

- Is that why she called
the wedding off?

- She did not call it off.
We both did.

Why do people find it
so difficult to grasp?

- Portwenn surgery.

Yeah. Speak of the devil.
I'll just get him.

It's miss Glasson!

- Hello.

So it's nice here in
Roscarrock Cove, isn't it?

Don't you think so, children?

- Louisa, do you know
where Mr. Strain is?

I've called the school.
He seems to have vanished.

- Here and here.

- Mr. Strain is there?

- Phew!

We could certainly use
some help, couldn't we,

tidying this beach?

- He's there and you can't talk.

Is that right?
- That's right.

That's good.

Right.
Well, what next?

- Pauline, call PC Penhale
and tell him

to come to Roscarrock cove.

- What's happened?

- Mr. Strain's gone mad.

Scrub, scrub, scrub the rocks.

Till we get them clean

merrily, merrily, merrily,
merrily

life is but a dream.

That's right, Michael.

Get all that green off,
if you can.

- Why are you being so helpful?

- It's a big job.
Got to get it done.

- Why?
- Why?

Oh, I don't know.

Because you want to.
You're in charge.

- Hello!

- Look, Dr Ellingham's
come to help.

We'll soon get it done now.

- Anyone hurt?

- Everybody's fine,
thank you, doctor.

We're just helping with these
rocks, aren't we, children?

- How?
- Getting them nice and clean.

- Louisa, you're just making it
worse.

- No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.

Endorsing a delusion
only increases it.

Mr. Strain, that's enough.
Now you come with me.

- I'm not.
- Come on.

I'm not.

- I think if we all...
Help,

we'll get this done quicker,
and get back to school.

I think we should try
that anyway.

Did you bring a sedative
or something?

- Yes.

Merrily, merrily, merrily

life is but a dream.

Scrub, scrub, scrub the rocks.

- Oh, it's all right, all right.

- Martin.
It's all right.

- No, it isn't!
- It was an accident.

Oh, come on!
- He's really hurt.

- He's not.

- I think
you may have broken it.

- No, I haven't.

- He's the doctor.
He should know.

- Thank you.

- Can you move your fingers?
- There... look, not broken.

- Will you stop whingeing?

- Hey.
- All right.

Let me have a look at it.
Come on.

Let's see what all the fuss
is about.

Let him!

- How dare you?
- What?

- Are you all right?
Are you hurt?

- I'm fine, I think.
Yeah, I'm fine.

It's all right, Mr. Strain.
- It's not all right.

You can't go around
pushing over pregnant women.

It's not her fault
you lost the plot.

Pull yourself together!
- Me?

- Are you in any pain at all?
Any twinges?

- No, I don't think so.

- Good.
Try and sit up.

Here.

- All right, children.

Mr. Strain.

Martin.

- Mr. Strain!

Oh, god.
Are you all right?

Mr. Strain!

Mr. Strain!

Mr. Strain.

Mr. Strain, come on.
- You see?

- Yes.
- You see?

- Yes.
Come on.

Yes, very good.

All right, let's go in now.

Mr. Strain.
- Over there.

- No, no, no.
- Please.

- Come back here.

- Whoo!

- Time to put our socks
and shoes on, please.

Nicky, you collect the brushes.

Please, everyone give
their brushes to Nicky.

- In the back.
Go on.

- Oh, I don't know.
Will you miss him?

- He's spooky.

- He's mad.

The nice policeman's
taken him away to lock him up.

- No, he hasn't.
He's just gone for a rest.

- A long rest.

He won't be able
to hurt you any more.

- He didn't hurt us, Pauline.

It was a bit of an adventure,
that's all.

You go in.
Get ready for home time.

Thanks anyway, Martin.

- What do you mean anyway?
- You two!

See you tomorrow, doctor.

- Actually, anything
could have happened,

and you in that condition.
Are you sure you're okay?

Nothing amiss?
- No. Seems fine.

Ooh!

- What?
What happened?

- Oh, nothing.
It moved.

- Moved?

Yes, just a normal
fluttery movement.

- Right.

- Hi.

- Hello?

- Are you wet?
- Bye, Martin.

- A patient had a psychotic
episode and walked into the sea.

- Ah.
Friend of hers?

- What? Louisa?
Um, sort of.

Member of staff.
The headmaster.

What are you doing here?

- Just rushing off to Bristol,
actually.

Bma dinner.

Could you have a look at a
dissertation I'm working on?

I know gyne's not your thing,
but I need an unbiased opinion.

There's something
not quite right

in the concluding argument.

- Clever title.

- Could you have it read
by Monday?

We could have supper.

- Supper?
- No?

- Er... no, yes.
Good.

That's a good suggestion.

- Good?

- Good.