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- What's the name of that guy?
- Pinter.
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- Not Pinter. The guy with the boat?
- Magellan.
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Not Magellan. Onassis?
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- Onassis.
- That's it.
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Ma, did I mention that it is
our anniversary?
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- We want to be alone.
- I'm working on just that.
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Meanwhile, we got nothing to eat.
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It's your mother. There's plenty
to eat, just look behind the pot roast.
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Look at all that shrimp, and all that...
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Why do you say I'm lying?
All right.
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Okay. All right, all right, you win.
You win, Ma.
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We will see you tomorrow
at 2:30. Okay. Alrighty.
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- Good news is...
- Paul?
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So we're gonna have lunch.
It won't kill you. I'm quoting her.
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We agreed to be alone.
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- I tried. I was weakened by hunger.
- We have food.
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Show me food.
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We'll make something from
baking soda.
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Hi, Frannie... Tomorrow?
I'm looking forward to tomorrow too.
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Let me call you back.
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I agreed before we agreed.
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So we got two anniversary lunches?
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Three, once you tell me
about your sister.
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- You knew about that one?
- Please.
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So we'll have three lunches.
It'll be six, seven hours, tops.
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- But after that, it's just us.
- You and me.
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- No matter who asks.
- We say no. Absolutely, we say no.
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This is pathetic. We got... a egg.
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We got one tomato, we got
16 packs of duck sauce.
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If I was MacGyver,
I could make a jeep out of this.
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- Crackers and olive oil.
- Give me the oil.
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For what?
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- I'm gonna scramble an egg.
- You can't scramble an egg in oil.
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- It'll taste like oil.
- You don't understand. I like oil.
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Don't they have little squirty things
on these?
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We need to clean this place up,
we're seeing your mother tomorrow.
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- We're going there, she won't be here.
- She'll know.
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Right. We'll clean up later.
I'm gonna run to the store.
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- Eat something before you shop.
- Then I wouldn't have to shop.
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- Eat a tomato.
- I'm not interested in a tomato.
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Last time you went shopping hungry,
you bought $34 worth of Entenmann's.
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- What do you want me to get?
- Eggs, bread. And get those things.
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- Those things we don't like.
- Then why am I getting them?
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- Because you like them.
- I don't know what you mean.
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- Yes, you do. Those things.
- All right, I'll get a box of those.
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- A bag.
- Maybe somebody there will know.
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That one right there.
No, that one right behind it.
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- The one that refuses to curl.
- Good choice, sir. She's a beauty.
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- You know, that stuff will kill you.
- You're dribbling all over me.
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- I don't have this mastered yet.
- You know why?
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You're a doctor, not a fruit sprayer.
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- I have never felt more alive.
- I don't know.
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I don't get it.
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What's not to get? It's a great job,
I'm outdoors, I meet people.
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Yesterday I sold a mango to Ed Koch.
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- How's he doing?
- Very good.
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- What...? That's plenty, that's plenty.
- Look at that. Meat.
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You ever think you might
come back as a cow?
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- Here? No. Why would I do that?
- Sometimes it's not always up to us.
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You're the one who fell asleep
in the middle of Gandhi.
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I was resting my eyes.
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Kim, Tammy, this is a
friend of mine, Paul Buchman.
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- We know.
- Just never been introduced.
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- You don't stop to smell the roses.
- I've been meaning to.
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- But I've been busy. How are you?
- Coming very soon.
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Kim is not only my boss,
he is also my zen master.
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Thank you. And you're a fine student.
Go unpack the Pringles.
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- Do you know those things I love?
- The ones with...
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- We don't carry them.
- Don't have them?
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Don't even know what they are.
So you actually like it here?
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- I really do.
- And you're actually happy?
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You know how many pairs of shoes
I have?
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I do not.
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One. Gave them all away.
They're possessions!
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I'm guessing that the ones you have
are very comfortable.
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- What's comfort?
- Who are you kidding?
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You're the first guy I knew
ever got a shiatsu chair.
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- Sitting around in your underwear...
- I did not.
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- You always had to run to put on pants.
- Know how many pairs I have?
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I'll guess one.
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Two. You have to wear something
when you do laundry.
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But they're just frills.
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Frills? I don't know,
maybe I'm missing something.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm chanting.
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- I'm chanting for your understanding.
- Are you chanting now?
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It's wonderful. You can't imagine
the power of a chant.
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Think of something that you want
and chant with me.
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- No.
- Come on, just one little chant.
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- Really? Not so much.
- Come on. One chant.
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Really? Not really.
Thank you for the offer.
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Where did this guy get this slop?
I'm like the mustard king here.
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That's very strange.
My ring.
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Where's my wedding ring?
If I lose my wedding ring again...
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Paul, Paul, Paul!
Just a possession.
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- Remember the last time I lost it?
- Yeah. Big fight.
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She thought I did it on purpose,
like I didn't want to look married.
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- She reads into things.
- She's a reader.
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- She's a big reader.
- Think. Where did you have it last?
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I had it when I woke up,
I had it in the kitchen.
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- Then I was talking to my mother.
- How is she? Tell her I said hello.
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I'm thinking here! I took out the
eggs, took out the oil...
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- The oil! That's where it is.
- Love to Jamie.
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- Honey?
- I'm in the bedroom.
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That's good.
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I see your tushy.
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- Where's the food?
- It's so crowded down there.
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- It's never crowded.
- They're having that sale.
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- What sale?
- The "Happy birthday, Buddha" sale.
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- What, six crackers to hold me over?
- You ate the crackers?
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- Why don't you grab a bite...
- Forget it, I'm taking the egg.
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You know what? Let me do that.
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- Why?
- Because...
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- What are you doing?
- Testing the temperature.
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You know hot oil is very bad
for the pipes? That's true.
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- What are you doing tomorrow?
- Nothing.
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It's your anniversary.
I want to take you out. Duck sauce!
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- Tomorrow's not our anniversary.
- It is.
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Well, that's just great.
I can't believe you forgot.
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- What?
- It's today.
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You don't have to hear this.
Can I talk to you?
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- Tomorrow is our anniversary.
- I want us to be alone.
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- You're just so good at this.
- I love you.
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- And I mean it!
- I'm sorry.
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Of course it's today. I don't know
what I'm thinking. Yes, it's today.
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- Are you sure?
- I think we'd know our anniversary.
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- I knew it. I told Mom it was today.
- And you were right.
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We had a 20-minute argument.
I swear she's getting senile.
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Hello, Mom? Hold on.
Jamie, when is your anniversary?
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- Today.
- No apology necessary.
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- Whose baby is this?
- Kenny and Shanya's.
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Ugly.
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- Hey, it's a baby.
- It's an ugly baby.
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Stop it!
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Why do you put other people's babies
on your refrigerator?
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Because they send them. Either
they're hinting, or we're on a list.
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- Paul? Give me a hand here.
- I'm busy.
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- Doing what?
- I don't mean "busy" busy.
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- I told you I'd bring it back.
- What happened here?
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I took the wheel off.
I didn't want the bike to get stolen.
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- Where's the wheel?
- The joke's on me.
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Are you guys done in there?
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- What?
- I don't mean... You know...
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Well? Aren't you gonna say
happy anniversary?
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- It's tomorrow.
- Wrong!
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- When is your anniversary?
- Today.
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- I'm sorry. Happy anniversary.
- Thank you.
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- What are you doing?
- Straightening the pot area.
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- I'm going to the market.
- Forget it. We'll go.
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- I swear. What do you want?
- Food.
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- Why do we have to go?
- Because it's their anniversary.
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Oh, that's true.
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Thank you.
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I don't want our kids on other
people's refrigerators.
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- What are you doing?
- You're right, the floor is slanty.
155
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- We have to discuss this.
- Stanley says the papers are ready.
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- You can't just give me everything!
- Why not?
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- People need stuff. You need stuff.
- It's okay, Fran.
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If I need any stuff,
I'll chant for it.
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- You've just gone nuts, that's all.
- You call it nuts, I call it inner peace.
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- Potato, potahto.
- You must want something.
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- I do, Fran.
- Good. Name it, it's yours.
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- You.
- Except that.
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- I mean it.
- So do I.
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You have every right to be hurt
and angry...
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- I'm not, I'm just someplace else.
- You know how hard it is without you?
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- Buddha says suffering is life.
- Buddha never met you.
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- I'm chanting for you, Fran.
- Don't chant for me.
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Come and see Kiss of theSpider Woman with me.
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Kim says it's fantastic.
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Stop it, it's over.
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- Look who's here!
- We heard you were back.
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- So the busboy thing didn't work out?
- I can't believe it. What's new?
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I'm thinking of becoming a notary,
but there's that whole stress thing.
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- Don't do it.
- I hear you.
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Maybe we should get them a cake.
You guys got cake?
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We have cakes, we have Drano,
we have cheese by the pound.
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- Why do you need a cake?
- Paul and Jamie's anniversary.
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- Not till tomorrow.
- She said it was today.
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- I said I'd take them out tomorrow.
- She was too polite to correct you.
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We gotta get something.
Do you have champagne?
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- We have beer, Q-Tips, lemon pie.
- We'll find something.
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Listen, Ira...
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I know you and Fran slept together
while I was away.
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I want you to know that I've
made my peace with it.
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Great. You guys have paper cups?
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- When's the last time we cleaned?
- I don't know.
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That's my point.
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I want to find my ring,
I want to find my ring...
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- What are you doing?
- Just... I was chanting.
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- Chanting?
- I was chanting, right there.
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What were you chanting?
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I want to find my ring,
I want to find my ring...
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- Want to have a pillow fight?
- No. Help me move the table.
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Okey-dokey.
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Hey! Look at that!
Who is this? David Niven.
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David Niven.
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- With the hand in the pocket.
- What's the matter with you?
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- You're delirious from hunger.
- I think you might be right.
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I'm gonna slice that tomato.
I don't care.
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'Cause that's a gorgeous tomato.
It's the best-Iooking thing...
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If there was an award for tomatoes...
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- What happened?
- I cut my finger.
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- Are you all right?
- It's no big deal.
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- Do you want me to help?
- No, I'm just putting a Band-Aid on.
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Let me see.
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- You poor baby!
- Thank you.
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- Where's your ring?
- I took it off.
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Let me have it.
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- Why?
- 'Cause you don't want to lose it.
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- I won't lose it.
- Remember last time?
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- There was a big fight.
- So where is it?
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- What?
- Where is it?
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- Does this look like ours?
- Yes. Yeah, yeah... No.
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- We don't use those twist things.
- What do we use?
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The other things.
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- Why did you throw out the garbage?
- I was throwing out the garbage.
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- Next time, think first.
- We're never gonna find it.
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- Don't be negative.
- I'm not being negative.
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- What are you being, mad?
- No.
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Did you see that?
Somebody just threw a thing.
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- This isn't ours.
- How do you know?
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00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:55,120
- It's from across the hall.
- Who, the Brits? Get out of there!
223
00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:57,888
They eat Spam.
224
00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:01,931
- Last time you were plenty mad.
- Last time you did it on purpose.
225
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:06,333
I didn't lose it on purpose.
Please stop reading into things.
226
00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:08,837
- I'm not reading into things.
- You did last time.
227
00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:10,805
Last time there was plenty to read.
228
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:14,138
Hey! Did you know Brenda Vaccaro
lives in our building?
229
00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:15,610
Get out of here!
230
00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:18,681
- I can't believe she doesn't recycle.
- Let me see.
231
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:24,221
- Ow! Jeez! You didn't see that?
- See what?
232
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,517
Anyway, why did you take off
your ring?
233
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,660
- This time?
- Last time.
234
00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:31,694
- I told you. It was itching me.
- Exactly.
235
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:37,029
- What? I wasn't used to it yet.
- So why did you take it off this time?
236
00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:40,296
- I didn't.
- That's what you said last time.
237
00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:43,373
- But this time I'm telling you the truth.
- How do I know?
238
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:46,670
It's two years later,
I love you two years more.
239
00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:49,609
So then you loved me two years less?
240
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:53,843
I'm up to my ass in garbage,
let's talk about the relationship.
241
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:01,726
- Honey! A wishbone.
- That's good...
242
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:05,022
Let's make a wish. Please.
243
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:11,592
- That's nice. What did you wish for?
- World peace.
244
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:29,850
We know you stole our TV Guide!
245
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:34,758
- Happy anniversary!
- Oh, God! What happened to you?
246
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:39,489
- Like you all smell so great.
- We had to go through the garbage.
247
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:43,533
- It's your anniversary.
- Why are you going through garbage?
248
00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:48,264
- It's their anniversary, let them alone.
- I'm leftovers here.
249
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:52,467
Is it the ring?
I looked all over the market.
250
00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:55,977
- I'm sorry.
- Let's go wash up.
251
00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:58,981
- Will you get some plates?
- You got it.
252
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:04,846
- Are you chanting for me?
- No.
253
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:09,290
- Good.
- Does this remind you of anything?
254
00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:12,487
- You, me, here, together.
- Remind me of what?
255
00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:16,430
- You, me, here, together.
- Stop it!
256
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:20,129
- Don't you care for me anymore?
- Of course I care!
257
00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:23,797
We shared a life,
you're the father of my child.
258
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,204
So?
259
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,810
- So no!
- So why not?
260
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:30,437
- I have moved on.
- I'd understand if there was someone.
261
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,379
Then there is.
262
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:37,549
- Who?
- Ira.
263
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:41,090
Oh, come on!
264
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:45,788
- You know we slept together.
- Sleeping together is not moving on.
265
00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:49,422
- Sometimes it is.
- Oh, come on!
266
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:52,504
Fran told me about you two.
267
00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:54,935
- What about us?
- Not you.
268
00:17:55,107 --> 00:18:00,340
- Me? He already knew that.
- Not that. The other thing.
269
00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:04,846
She told you, she told you.
What did she tell you?
270
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,952
- What do you think?
- You told him that?
271
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:12,819
- Yes, I did... honey.
- Okay... sugar.
272
00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:16,550
- How come no one told me?
- Because it's not true.
273
00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:18,958
- Fine! Believe what you like.
- I will.
274
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:21,224
I can't believe you guys did this.
275
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:25,166
- How often is it your anniversary?
- Just today and tomorrow.
276
00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:31,008
- I'm so sorry about the ring.
- He'll find it.
277
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:32,939
- I'm not so sure.
- It depends.
278
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,410
- On what?
- On whether he wants it.
279
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,913
- What are you making problems for?
- Paul...
280
00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:39,981
Zen.
281
00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:41,948
Mark... Knock it off.
282
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,181
- Give it a try.
- It's not who I am.
283
00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:49,020
That's the point! You have to move
beyond who you are.
284
00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:52,960
- To a whole different way of knowing.
- I do that.
285
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,896
- Give it a try.
- What do I have to do?
286
00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,197
Bear with me, I'm new at this.
287
00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:04,672
- Paul, you have your ring.
- That was easy.
288
00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:10,645
- Shut up, please.
- Paul, you don't have your ring.
289
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:14,946
- So make up your mind.
- Did you feel the moment?
290
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:18,886
- When a little piece of you fell away?
- No.
291
00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:21,685
What did you see?
What did you hear?
292
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:25,990
What did I see, what did I hear?
Nothing.
293
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,692
I had my ring, then I didn't.
I didn't hear anything. A splash.
294
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:32,803
- A splash?
- A little splash.
295
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,836
- What kind of splash?
- Like a splash.
296
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,805
What are you talking about?
297
00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:41,605
Like when my ring fell in the hot dog
water, thank you very much.
298
00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:45,408
- What are you talking about?
- I had a hot dog outside the market.
299
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:47,313
- You had a hot dog?
- Yes!
300
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:50,421
- You told me you don't eat those anymore.
- I lied.
301
00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:52,613
So it's in the hot dog cart?
302
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:56,591
- Right outside the market. Come on.
- Wait! Wait!
303
00:19:56,762 --> 00:20:00,755
- He's not there anymore.
- You can know that? How?
304
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,902
I saw him leave two hours ago.
305
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:11,365
- You know the cart's ID number?
- I didn't notice that.
306
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,636
- Why not?
- Why would I?
307
00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:15,506
In case something happens.
308
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:19,981
- Let us look around.
- I can't. There's rules.
309
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:23,747
- We will buy all the hot dogs.
- Yeah... We will?
310
00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:26,982
- All of them?
- How many would that be?
311
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:36,034
- They're all yours.
- That's a lot of carts.
312
00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:43,441
- Anything?
- No.
313
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:47,511
Remember what Mark said about
wanting it in your heart.
314
00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:51,672
I just bought $600 worth of hot dogs
because I want it in my heart.
315
00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:55,411
I'll smell like Yankee Stadium
for the rest of my life.
316
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,578
How much more do you want me
to want it?
317
00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,917
- I'm just trying to help.
- What time is it?
318
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:04,188
- Ten minutes till our anniversary.
- All right, we'll be fine.
319
00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:05,920
Aw, nothing.
320
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:09,795
- He couldn't have bought a pretzel?
- I'm gonna check this cart.
321
00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:11,560
- Wanna come?
- No.
322
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:13,068
You sure?
323
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,933
- Mark, I told you.
- You and Ira.
324
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,335
- That's right.
- You're in love.
325
00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:18,772
- Deeply.
- I don't believe it.
326
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,344
"Why don't they grill them?"
Does that help me?
327
00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:23,606
- Let's just forget it.
- What do you mean?
328
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,613
- It doesn't matter.
- What are you saying?
329
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,947
- We'll just get you a new one.
- I want my ring.
330
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:33,854
- Really?
- Really, 'cause it's broken in, you know?
331
00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:39,123
I know my ring. It makes a certain
sound when I tap my fingers.
332
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:44,634
When I wash my hair, there's this
metallic zing on my scalp.
333
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:50,298
It's like when I hold your hand,
the rings click there...
334
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:53,000
I want it in my heart, okay?
335
00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:56,537
- Ow!
- What happened?
336
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:01,013
- Hey! My ring!
- You sure it's yours?
337
00:22:01,186 --> 00:22:06,180
- No, it's the cow's. Yes!
- There it is. It's inscribed.
338
00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:07,791
- Huh! Look at that.
- What?
339
00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:10,450
Can't believe they got the date wrong.
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