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- Are you
out of your mind?
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You got amy on hold,
you got stefania in Italy,
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And now you're dating
joanne again?
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- No dating, okay?
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Just talking on the phone,
you know, like friends.
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- Friends.
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The woman threw an ashtray
at your head.
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- It's called passion,
raymond.
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But who knows?
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There might still be
some sparks there.
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- Then someone should throw
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A fire extinguisher
at your head.
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- Joanne has changed a lot,
okay?
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She's not
like she used to be.
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Three women. I don't know
what I'm going to do.
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- You do a dance,
you gigantic lucky bastard.
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- I know, I know.
I can't believe it.
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I never thought I'd have
three women in my whole life.
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- Hey, we all lost money
on that bet.
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- [gasps]
you drew that yourself?
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- They're coming!
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[beethoven's "ode to joy"]
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[music stops]
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[heart beating]
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["ode to joy" resumes]
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- You know how you can tell
which one is the right broad?
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- Look, it's all right, dad.
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- Shut up.
It's simple.
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Which lady is going
to take care of you,
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Cook for you,
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Let you have
the good pillow?
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- Dad, you're 100.
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Shouldn't you have
more than one good pillow?
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- It's the whole package.
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Which one is going
to laugh at your jokes?
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- Oh, they all do,
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Except stefania
doesn't speak english very well,
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So I have to do a lot
of hand gestures,
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Funny noises, you know?
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- Which one doesn't freak out
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When they see this
coming at them?
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- Ha ha, raymond.
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- Who's got hips wide enough
to bear your enormous children?
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- Well, that would be amy,
but don't tell her.
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- You know, with amy,
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You're the only one
she's ever had sex with,
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So technically,
you can't disappoint her.
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- True.
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- Add it up.
Amy is your winner.
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- Well, we did used to talk
about having kids,
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And she's always
stuck by me,
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And, well,
we do make each other happy.
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It's as if we're...
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Meant to be, isn't it?
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- Yeah, maybe.
What do I know?
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- All right, amy.
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That's it. Yes, it's amy.
And you know what?
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We're going to start fresh
with a clean slate.
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I'm going to tell her
about joanne and stefania.
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- What?
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- I don't want to have
any secrets.
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- What are you, nuts?
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You never
tell a woman anything.
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Even if they figure it out,
you deny.
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- But amy would want me
to be honest.
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- Yeah, that's
how they get you.
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You think
that's what they want,
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And then you
cannot believe the yelling.
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- Yeah,
is that what you want?
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42 years of "for god's sakes,
close your robe"?
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- Hey...
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That's what I'll do.
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I'll--I'll tell
my girlfriend
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About my other girlfriends.
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- [imitating robert]
hey, yeah, that's a good idea.
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Honesty is the best policy.
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[both chuckling]
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- Hey, hey, hey,
look, look, look,
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You got three women
after you, huh?
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Let me--
let me check over here.
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You got three women after you,
huh, huh?
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Then who does?
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Oh, wait a minute.
I believe that's me.
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I'll figure it out,
gentlemen.
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And now...
Adieu.
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- What was that face you did?
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Poor debra.
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- No poor debra.
I'm--I'm doing a face, dad.
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- Are you doing a face
right now?
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- No.
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- Poor debra.
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- The pizza
was to your liking?
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- Mmm. It was perfect.
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- No, you're perfect.
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Ow!
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- Oh, robert,
are you okay?
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Here.
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- Yeah, thanks, thanks.
I'm fine.
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- Who's burning fur?
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- Listen, amy,
I think we're good together.
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Don't you?
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- Yes.
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- I mean,
we make a good couple, right?
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- Yes.
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- That's why I'd like
to talk to you
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About us being together.
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- I'm listening.
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- I think that you and I
are meant to be.
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And that's why
it's important for me
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To tell you about joanne.
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- Joanne?
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- Yeah, well, we've spoken,
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And I think she wants
to get back together,
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And, honestly,
for a while,
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I wasn't sure what I wanted,
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But I've decided
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That you're the one
I want to be with.
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- You've been talking
to joanne
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About getting back together?
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- Well, you know,
we've been talking,
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And--and I've been thinking.
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- You've been talking
to joanne
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About getting back together.
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For how long...
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Sweetie?
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- I don't know.
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Before Italy, but, see,
that's why I'm telling you,
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Because I want
to be totally honest
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Because I feel
that we are meant to be.
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- Meant to be.
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- Don't you?
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- Let me see.
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You've been talking
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With your ex-wife
for over a month
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Behind my back,
and then--
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- Well, yeah, but, see,
y-you're not focusing
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On the positive part
of the story.
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- Oh, but I am, robert.
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I'm happy.
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I mean, this is
all such wonderful news.
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You've been deceitful,
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And you're settling for me,
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But, hey,
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Before I get really,
really, really happy,
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Is there anything else
you want to share with me?
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- No.
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- Well, good,
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'cause I don't think
I could get much happier.
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- Well, but I just--
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- And thank you
for another fabulous evening.
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Tonight
I'm taking the leftovers.
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I'll be
in the office tomorrow
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If anybody wants
to send me flowers.
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- Perhaps we should
cancel the spumoni.
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- [sighs]
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- How's the meatloaf?
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- It's good.
It's very good.
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- Your brother-in-law--
your brother--
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He's a child.
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Do men ever
stop being stupid?
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- No, they don't...
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And you might want
to hold on to your pizza.
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- Oh, I don't care.
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- Robert told you?
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- You knew?
- I'm sorry.
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- He's horrible,
and he expects me to be grateful
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Because he told me
when he didn't have to.
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- That's unbelievable.
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00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,747
- He's acting like he has
nothing to apologize for.
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- I know, and just because
he was on vacation,
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That is no excuse.
- Vacation?
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He took joanne on vacation?
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- No, no, no, stefania.
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- Who?
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- Wh-what?
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- Who's stefania?
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- Wait, who's who?
Wait, what name did you say?
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Oh, my gosh.
Look at that.
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Your hair
looks so good that way.
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- So there was just
the two slices?
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- Doesn't amy's hair
look good?
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- I don't know.
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- Oh, good, amy.
You're here.
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I-I'm going to need
your office address.
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- Who the hell
is stefania?
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- Uh, uh, uh...
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- Sounds like a girl's name.
A girl you met in Italy?
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- Uh...
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- What did you do
with her in Italy?
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- Very little.
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I'm sorry.
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- I saved myself for you.
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- Really sorry.
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- Good-bye, robert.
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- But we're...
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Meant to be.
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- When she got up on the couch
the second time,
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What did you think
she was going to do?
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Oh, man,
she really nailed you.
200
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Was she--
was she wearing a ring?
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- Our friendship ring.
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- Ironic.
203
00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:42,067
- Could I get some
frozen baby peas, deb?
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- You know what, robert?
You get your own damn peas.
205
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:48,206
- Well, why are you mad at me?
What did I do?
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- [laughs]
what did you do?
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- Hey, look,
you're the one who told amy
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About stefania
in the first place.
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You should be
apologizing to me.
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- And what
you should've done
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Is tell amy the truth
about everything,
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Or better yet, not be
such a pig in the first place!
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- That's the worst apology
I've ever gotten.
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- Why would you get involved
with someone else
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When you already have
a relationship?
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What, does juggling
three women at a time
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Make you cool?
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- Uncool.
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- You know,
if that's the only way
220
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That you can
build your self-esteem,
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Then you are pathetic,
222
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And you don't deserve
to be with anyone.
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- Yeah, that's easy
for you to say.
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- What was that?
225
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- Lay down. Play dead.
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- We all know about you,
okay, deb?
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You were popular.
You juggled guys all the time.
228
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,953
How many guys asked you
to your senior prom, huh?
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Five? Six?
230
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,223
You want to know
who I took to my prom?
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Our cousin nellie.
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- He threw up on her.
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- Somebody spiked the punch!
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- Okay, well, I'm really sorry
about you and your cousin,
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But that was high school.
I grew up.
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I realized that
the only thing that matters
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Is having someone
that understands me,
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That'll be there for me,
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Somebody that I want
to grow old with.
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Get off of me!
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I thought that you
felt that way about amy.
242
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,495
- Well, I did. I do.
243
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:53,231
- Then why would you
fool around with stefania?
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- Have you seen stefania?
245
00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:08,146
- What's the matter
with you, robert?
246
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,048
I mean, you're not one
of those slimeballs
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Who's only interested
in scoring with chicks.
248
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- I could be.
249
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- No, you couldn't,
250
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Or you wouldn't have waited
two years for amy to be ready.
251
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,060
I-I just don't get you.
252
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,895
You were in
a committed relationship
253
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,997
With someone who loves you,
and you blew it.
254
00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:33,872
- Honesty.
255
00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:36,040
Don't believe the hype.
256
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:43,014
- I just saw amy.
She's crying.
257
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,582
Did you break up again?
258
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,951
- Yeah, and I think
it's for good this time, ma.
259
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,353
But it's all right.
I'll be fine.
260
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:52,957
- You'll be fine?
What about me?
261
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,226
Amy was going to give me
more grandchildren!
262
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,462
And there was talk
of a guesthouse,
263
00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,530
And I could leave your father
if I wanted!
264
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:02,166
- Stop it!
- Oh, stop!
265
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:03,334
I can't do this anymore.
266
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,036
I can't.
267
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:09,340
Do you want to kill me?
Because you're killing me.
268
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,242
- Sorry.
269
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,044
- Good.
270
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,046
Now pick up this phone
and tell that to amy.
271
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:18,016
- No, ma,
I can't call her now.
272
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:21,219
- Well, I could see how
that would be a little awkward.
273
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,922
Don't worry.
I know what to say.
274
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:26,357
- No, stop it, ma!
275
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,626
Just stop it!
276
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:31,162
I blew it. It's over.
She'll never take me back.
277
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,263
- No, we are not giving up.
278
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,531
We could still work this out.
279
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,099
- Will you let it go,
all right?
280
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:39,404
It's my life!
I'll do what I want!
281
00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:43,374
- Who's been telling him
it's his life?
282
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,347
- You ready to order?
283
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,349
- Uh, actually,
I'm waiting for somebody.
284
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,351
No, thanks.
No fire tonight.
285
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:00,458
- Hi, bobby.
286
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,027
- Hi, joanne.
287
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:04,362
- I'm sorry I'm late.
288
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,097
One of my clients
had a fender-bender.
289
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,299
I had to go hold his hand.
290
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,335
- Wow. Insurance.
291
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:12,570
It's like police work,
you know?
292
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,305
You're always on call,
293
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,541
Except they don't
shoot at you.
294
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:20,445
- Only when they find out
how little we pay.
295
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:24,148
- Hee hee hee hee.
296
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,684
- Bobby, relax.
297
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,053
It's just me.
- I know.
298
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:30,688
It's weird, you know?
299
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:35,393
It's like I know you
but like I don't know you.
300
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:38,596
Heh heh heh heh.
301
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,032
- I'm so glad you wanted
to have dinner tonight.
302
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:45,470
I think we've both been
thinking the same thing.
303
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,638
- I think maybe we have.
304
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,541
- Robert, you know how I am.
305
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:53,211
I see what I want
and I go for it,
306
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:56,781
And what I want is you.
307
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,118
- You know,
308
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,420
When we were talking
on the phone,
309
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,522
I was getting
that same vibe.
310
00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:12,330
- Well, you know...
311
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,799
You know, bobby,
I'm no snow white.
312
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:20,705
I've had my share of dates
and insurance conventions.
313
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,708
Truth?
You were my best.
314
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:27,478
- Well, thank you.
Right back at you.
315
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,281
- Ooh, that heat.
Can you feel it?
316
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:32,650
- Pizza oven.
- Bobby.
317
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:36,220
- Oh, yes, yes.
I feel the other heat.
318
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:40,358
- We need to be together.
319
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,326
- Well, I'd like that.
320
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:44,195
Maybe we're...
321
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:47,498
Meant to be.
322
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:51,135
- Yes, we are.
323
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:53,337
- So, hey, you want to go
to the movies later?
324
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:55,540
- What?
- Oh, I know, miniature golf.
325
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:56,774
I know this great course
326
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,109
That looks over
long island sound.
327
00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:02,180
- [laughing]
328
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,748
- What, what?
What's so funny?
329
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:07,085
- You, I forgot how funny
you could be.
330
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,653
Miniature golf.
331
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,388
What I'm interested in,
bobby,
332
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:13,791
Doesn't have anything
miniature about it.
333
00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:18,563
- But regular golf
takes so long.
334
00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:28,673
- I don't want any of
that other stuff, bobby.
335
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:32,710
There's only one thing
I want from you.
336
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,679
- Aah!
337
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:37,248
- I didn't mean to startle you.
That's just my foot.
338
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,850
- Oh, your foot.
339
00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:40,351
It's this dive, you know?
340
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,320
You never know
what's crawling around.
341
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,655
Aah! Pony!
342
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:50,862
- Do you understand
what I'm saying?
343
00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:54,699
- I think your foot
spaks for itself, yes.
344
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:57,335
But wouldn't you like
something more?
345
00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,571
- Like what?
- A relationship.
346
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,373
- A pizza and hot sex?
347
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,243
Most guys would consider that
the perfect relationship.
348
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,844
- Well,
I'm not saying that's bad.
349
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,846
I just thought it might be
part of a bigger arrangement.
350
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,816
- Ugh, like our marriage?
We tried that.
351
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,918
- Well, okay, I know,
but let me tell you something.
352
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,686
I'm not one of those guys
353
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,655
Who's only interested
in scoring with chicks.
354
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:21,159
- Oh, come on.
Let's just have some fun.
355
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,694
I saw that vanilla pudding
you were dating, emily.
356
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:27,431
- Amy.
- Amy.
357
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:30,535
You can't tell me
she did anything for you.
358
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,904
- Well, now,
that is none of your--aah!
359
00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:36,941
Stop it, stop it,
stop it, stop it, stop it!
360
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,181
- Are you serious?
361
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:45,816
- Yes, I am serious.
362
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:49,820
Now kindly
remove your foot.
363
00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:53,958
- Fine.
364
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,893
Okay, then.
365
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:58,529
Good luck to you.
366
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,766
- Well, wait, what's that?
You're leaving?
367
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:04,602
- I have nothing to say to you
unless you need insurance.
368
00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:10,241
- Then okay to you!
369
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:11,576
That's right,
370
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,244
And let me
tell you something else.
371
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,346
Robert barone
is not available
372
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,348
For a booty call!
373
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:24,255
You heard me.
374
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:30,995
Hello, amy, it--
375
00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:42,473
Look, amy,
don't hang up.
376
00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:52,650
Amy, don't hang up.
It's robert.
377
00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:03,494
Okay, listen, I screwed up.
378
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,596
I don't know
what I want to do.
379
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,465
Could I just come over?
380
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,967
O-o-okay,
I'll be right over.
381
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:12,470
Thanks, ma.
382
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:21,779
Hello? Hello?
383
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:26,050
Don't hang up.
It's robert.
384
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:28,052
Is stefania there?
385
00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:32,590
- Crepa.
386
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,771
- No more long distance.
387
00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:50,641
Could have been worse.
388
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,477
You could've ended up
with one of them.
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