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And this will be the last one here.

Oh, no.

(ominous orchestral music)

Who do you think that is?

I'll give you a clue.

It's a famous English king.

So who is it?

Come on, no Googling.

Who is this stern and bony monarch?

Now you smart people out there,

the ones who come here to the
National Portrait Gallery,

you got it straight away, I know.

The give away, of course, is the nose,

the way it's flattened.

There's something walrus-y about it.

But some of you didn't get it, right?

And the reason you didn't
recognize immediately

that this is the Henry VIII is
because this isn't the Henry

we've all got up here in our imaginations.

The Henry who had six
wives, who took on the Pope,

who destroyed the monasteries.

That Henry didn't look like this.

He looked...

Like this.

Now that's what you call Henry VIII.

Look at the way he stands,

like a Tudor gunslinger at ye OK Corral.

The mighty torso, the
sheer width of the man.

This is a king who could change history.

That's the Henry who lives
up here in our thoughts.

Henry the Terrible, the
widest king in Christendom,

and he is the creation of a
particularly important artist,

an artist who I would argue

didn't just record British history.

He actually changed it.

He was a funny little man,
a German from Bavaria.

A genius who looked like a farmer,

called Johannes, or Hans, Holbein.

This is Holbein's great gift to the world,

the iconic image of Henry VIII
which everyone recognizes.

And Holbein didn't stop there.

How do we know what Sir Thomas More,

that conscience full man for all seasons,

who stood up to Henry, looked like?

Because of Holbein.

How do we know what Henry's
unfortunate queens looked like?

Because of Holbein.

And how do we know what Thomas
Cromwell, Henry's go-to man

for destroying the
monasteries, really look like?

Because of Holbein.

Holbein didn't just
describe Tudor England.

He gave it an extraordinarily
active presence,

made it feel real, and by
making Tudor England immortal,

he changed history
because a slab of history

we can envisage so
clearly will always trump

all those other slabs of history
we can't envisage at all.

Why are we so obsessed with
Henry VIII and his damned wives?

Because of Holbein.

Holbein was from here,
Augsburg in Bavaria,

where he was born in 1497.

His father was a painter,
a really good one,

Hans Holbein the Elder.

He painted religious pictures.

This is one of his.

He designed stained glass as well,

so his son, trained by his
father, would have imbibed

all these profound
Catholic moods from birth.

Here at the museum in Augsburg,

they've got one of Holbein
the Elder's finest pictures.

This is the Basilica of
St. Paul, as it's called,

an altar piece which
tells St. Paul's story.

Over here, he's having his head cut off

on the orders of the Emperor Nero.

Apparently, the head bounced three times

when it hit the ground,

causing three miraculous
fountains to spurt from the earth.

But what I really want to show you

is this scene on the left,
because that old man there

with the straggly beard, that's
actually Holbein the Elder.

Below him are his two sons, Ambrosius,

the older one with the curly hair,

and next to him, little Hans Holbein,

future painter of Henry VIII.

So the dad trains the son to be a painter.

When the son is 17, he comes here

to Basel in modern Switzerland.

Basel was famous for its printing,

the European capital of books,

and that must have been what
brought the young Holbein here.

He was looking for work
as a book illustrator.

Basel's greatest printer was
a man called Johann Froben.

Froben was both a publisher and a scholar,

so he was adventurous and informed,

and Holbein was soon working for him.

Froben produced lots of important books,

but he's particularly well known

for publishing the work of that celebrated

Dutch naysayer, Erasmus of Rotterdam.

And yes, Holbein painted Erasmus too,

tucked up for winter in
his study, busily writing.

Erasmus actually came to Basel

specifically to work with Froben,

and it was Froben who
published the best edition

of Erasmus's most celebrated work,

a hilarious send up of the modern world

called In Praise of Folly.

Just about everyone gets a
kicking in In Praise of Folly.

Young people, women, gamblers.

But Erasmus comes down
particularly hard on the clergy,

the priests, the bishops and the friars.

Holbein was just 17 when
he got hold of a copy

of In Praise of Folly, and in the margins,

he drew all these funny little drawings.

It's like something a
naughty schoolboy might do,

draw all over a famous book.

This chap here is walking along the road

when he sees a beautiful woman,

and he's so busy staring at her,

he steps into a basket of eggs. (groans)

And this is a monk who's
taken the vow of poverty,

so he can only touch money

with this weird money-touching implement.

However, with his other hand, he can touch

whatever he wants, as you can see.

It's impressively rude.

How can a 17 year old boy
know this much already

about sex, greed, human stupidity?

The Holbein who emerges here
is an instinctive subversive,

a mickey taker who sides with Erasmus

to poke fun at the world around him.

So a good question is,
where did it all go?

Did Holbein suppress all
this precocious knowledge

of the dark workings of men?

Or did it sometimes poke
out and reveal itself?

When you're as talented as this,

when you've got this much speed

and inventiveness in your fingers,

people quickly notice,
so Holbein was soon busy.

The thing he was really good
at was religious painting.

This is the dead Christ that
the young Holbein painted

for the base of a Basel altar piece.

It's a coruscating piece
of religious realism.

But he could do Catholic
fluffiness as well,

like this gorgeous Madonna and child,

standing in a niche in Darmstadt.

Look at the brilliant
foreshortening of Jesus's hand.

Leonardo himself would
have been proud of that.

So it was all going spiffingly.

His religious art was in demand.

The book trade was keeping
him busy when along came

Martin Luther and his
Protestant Reformation.

Suddenly, everything changes.

(men screaming and weapons clashing)

In a Lutheran world, there
was no longer much demand

for Catholic Madonnas standing
ornately in golden niches.

The printing industry
too began to flounder.

Who should it publish?

The Protestants or the Catholics?

With the publishing world caught
in this dangerous crossfire

and the religious commissions drying up,

Holbein needed to find
work somewhere else,

and that's where Erasmus
made himself useful.

Erasmus had actually written
In Praise of Folly in England.

He'd spent several years there,

teaching at Oxford and Cambridge,

and in 1526, Holbein, armed
with a letter of introduction

from Erasmus, set off
looking for work to England.

When he gets here to England,
he's in his late 20s,

so he's still a young artist,
but already very experienced.

The unexpected thing, though,
about Holbein's arrival

and Henry VIII's England
is that the one thing

he didn't have much experience
of was painting portraits.

In Basel, Holbein had been known

chiefly as a religious artist.

He'd painted one or two portraits, yes,

and they were really good,

but they were exceptions in his output.

England, though, had never had much

of an appetite for Madonnas and Christs.

That kind of thing was
best left to the Italians.

In England, the art form
that was most esteemed

and which seemed most in tune

with the national psyche was portraiture.

The staircases of England
were lined with ancestors,

showing off their bloodlines.

To succeed in England,
Holbein needed to change tact.

Erasmus had given him an introduction

to one of the most
influential men of the court,

writer, statesman, theologian,
and as it later transpired,

Catholic martyr, Sir Thomas More.

Holbein seems to have spent
most of his first year

in England living in
More's house in Chelsea.

He was working on this, a
hugely ambitious group portrait

of More and his very large family.

Unfortunately, this is a
copy, and not a very good one.

The original was destroyed by
a fire in the 18th century.

All that's left of the
real Holbein is a stack

of these astonishingly vivid drawings.

Oh, and there is
something else, of course.

This, Holbein's great portrait of More,

which they have here at the
Frick Collection in New York.

More was the man who
famously stood up to Henry,

who refused to accept the king

as the new head of the church,

so Henry had him beheaded.

Now, I was brought up believing

that Sir Thomas More was
a man of great principle.

That's why the Catholic church
made him a saint in 1935.

But more recently, a different Thomas More

has been proposed to us.

In today's histories, he's often presented

as a demented religious bigot,

a cruel slayer of the heretics.

That's what modern
novelists and playwrights

have been making of More,

but it's not what Holbein makes of him,

and Holbein was there.

I know it's a cliche and it's
been said a thousand times,

but you really do feel he's
standing there before you,

one of the most resolute
presences in British art.

Just look at the details,

the way the velvet has been painted,

or his perfectly observed skin tones,

or that utterly convincing
five o'clock shadow.

This sense of actuality is new,

not just in British art, but anywhere.

These first English portraits of Holbein's

make Doctor Who's of us all,
TARDIS-ing us back in time

to meet a Tudor cast that
feels astonishingly present.

Just there, right in front of us.

Holbein's first visit to
England lasted just two years

before the fates conspired
to bring him home to Basel.

He was busy enough, that wasn't the issue,

but as a citizen of Basel,
he could only leave the city

for a short time or he'd
lose his citizenship.

So in 1528, he had to come back.

It was probably now that he
painted his wife and children.

He'd had to leave them behind
when he left for England,

and as you can see, he's made them

into a holy family, hasn't he?

A suffering Madonna and her infants,

dreading what lies ahead.

Basel in 1528 was not a nice place to be,

if you were a painter or a Catholic.

Holbein had seen the Protestant revolution

arriving in Basel.

It was one of the reasons
he'd left for England,

but in the time he was gone,

it had all gotten so much worse.

Basel officially became a
Protestant city in 1529.

To celebrate, gangs of rabid iconoclasts

rampaged through the churches,

looking for Madonnas to
trample and Christs to smash.

On the ninth of February, 1529,

a gang of some 200 angry Lutherans

broke into here, Basel Cathedral,

and began attacking the art.

Statues, crucifixes, Holbein paintings,

and they didn't stop until all
this superstitious idolatry,

as they saw it, was destroyed.

There's no official record of
Holbein's own religious views.

Not surprisingly, he kept them to himself.

But he was born a Catholic
in very Catholic Bavaria,

and my hunch, based on the
odd visual clue here and there

is that he never crossed over
fully to the Lutheran side.

What's definite is that work
was now hard to come by.

The iconoclasts had seen to that.

In a world without images,

there was no longer
much need for a painter.

Holbein didn't leave immediately.

There was his wife and
children to worry about,

but in 1532, having put
his affairs in order,

he left Basel again and set
off once more for England.

And this time, he'd be working
not just in royal circles,

but for the king himself,
and what a king he was.

Holbein came to England because

he was following the money, as artists do.

Getting away from Basel, getting
away from the iconoclasts,

he came here, looking
for prosperity and peace.

Instead, he found Henry VIII.

And for him to be here while
Henry beheaded his wives,

took on the Pope, brutally
enforced his new religion,

is so damn fortunate, it
almost feels preordained.

Holbein didn't begin working for the king

as soon as he returned to London.

His first patrons actually came from here.

It's changed a bit, of
course, but in Tudor times,

this was a very important
location for Holbein,

because where I'm standing
now was the center

of a huge urban complex
called the German Steelyard.

The Steelyard wasn't a steel yard.

It was a city within a city,
a kind of German Hong Kong,

created by German merchants

for the purposes of international trade.

It had been here since 1320,
growing bigger and bigger,

and the German merchants in here,

they didn't pay any tolls or customs.

They were privileged foreigners,

and inside this walled
community of theirs,

they had warehouses,
shops, offices, taverns.

So this was a home from home for Holbein,

and when he returned to England in 1532,

the rich German merchants of the Steelyard

were his first customers.

This handsome young chap who
now hangs in Windsor Castle

is Derrick Born from Cologne,
who supplied the court

of Henry VIII with military
equipment for the army.

In Holbein's time, just like today,

if you wanted precision, quality,

and vorsprung durch
technik, you bought German.

The paintings that Holbein made

for the merchants of the German Steelyard

seem to speak a different language

from his other English pictures.

It's as if some of that different mindset

that had poked out in In Praise of Folly

pokes out here as well.

This exceptionally fine fellow is

Georg Giese, a merchant from Danzig.

He's sitting in his office
in the German Steelyard,

surrounded by the
accoutrements of his trade,

his pens, his documents,

the box in which he keeps his money.

And all these details
which have been described

so perfectly by Holbein
have other meanings,

secret little messages that have been

smuggled into the picture.

In particular, notice the
beautiful Venetian vase

with its fragile pink carnations.

How skillfully Holbein has painted

the shifting reflections in the glass,

and how precariously the vase is balanced

on the edge of the table.

Whenever you see something on
the edge of a table in art,

it always means the same thing.

Isn't life precarious?

It's the same with the money box.

How easily Georg Giese's stash of cash

could topple and fall.

(glass shattering)

The precarious vase,
the lovely reflections

are all brilliant Holbein-ian reminders

of the shortness of life.

Just like the reflections in the glass,

all this can disappear in an instant.

It's a message that's always relevant,

but it was particularly relevant

in the shifting, fracturing
England of Henry VIII.

Holbein obviously didn't know what

he was letting himself in
for in Henry VIII's England.

Had he known, he would surely

have turned tail and returned home.

You know, between the age of five and 11,

I used to walk down this road

pretty much every day of my life.

We lived up there in Caversham in Reading,

and this was my way to school
every day for six years.

And not once in that
time did I ever consider

the significance of this road.

My school was down here, down the alley.

I used to love walking down here.

The school was a Catholic primary school

run by nuns, called St. Anne's.

A nice, friendly, ordinary
school next door to a church.

The church was also called St. Anne's,

and back then, I didn't know
what had actually happened here

in Holbein's time, but I do now.

St. Anne's Caversham had
a famous statue in it.

She was called Our Lady of Caversham,

and she was said to
have miraculous powers.

The shrine of Our Lady of Caversham

was one of the most visited
locations in Tudor England.

Pilgrims would travel hundreds of miles

to pray to her for help.

One of them was the
rightful queen of England,

Catherine of Aragon, who
came here to Caversham

on the 17th of July, 1532,

to pray for her husband, Henry VIII.

It was the queen's final plea to her God,

begging him to intervene and stop Henry

from divorcing her and
marrying Anne Boleyn.

Of course, it didn't work.

Henry went ahead with his divorce.

He married Anne Boleyn,

made himself the supreme
head of a new English Church.

A few years later, he took

his revenge on Our Lady of Caversham.

On the 14th of September, 1538,
a gang of government agents

arrived at St. Anne's and
closed down the famous shrine.

Our Lady of Caversham
was bundled into a cart

and taken to London.

The gold and the silver in
which the statue was covered

was stripped off and sent to the king,

and the actual wooden statue,
well, that was burned.

The man who organized all this destruction

and who jotted off a
quick note to his agents

to congratulate them on a job well done

was, of course, Cromwell, Thomas Cromwell.

I bet you were wondering
when we'd get to him.

Now when I was at school,

Cromwell was recognized by
everyone as a terrible man.

Henry VIII's enforcer, a
destroyer of the monasteries.

In recent years, though, there's
been this big reassessment,

and the modern image of
him, the one you find today

in plays and books, is of
a decent and brilliant man

who's trapped in a difficult situation.

Cromwell, we're now told,
was an early civil servant

who channeled power away from the monarchy

and who invented the
modern bureaucratic state.

These days, we're encouraged
to see Thomas Cromwell

as a good guy, but in this
film, I'm not going to do that,

for two important reasons.

This is one of them.

What Cromwell did to
Our Lady of Caversham,

the ruination he visited
upon England's artistic past,

is unforgivable.

And the second reason for not
whitewashing Thomas Cromwell

is this, Holbein's portrait of him.

Just look at him, what a
hard and charmless presence.

Those piggy eyes, that blank expression.

Cromwell is surely the
least attractive sitter

in the whole of Holbein's art.

This was painted at the
outset of Cromwell's campaign

against the monasteries in 1533.

It shows him in his office with his quills

and his documents, inventing
the modern bureaucratic state.

According to various
conspiratorial whispers

doing the rounds, Cromwell
actually used Holbein

to spy on the German
community in the Steelyard.

That's how Holbein ended up
working for the English court.

It's certainly true that
Cromwell had spies everywhere.

But is Holbein really thanking
him for his assistance

in this grim portrayal?

Was he really the good guy?

And was Thomas More over
here really the bad guy?

Fortunately, because of
Holbein, who was actually there,

who knew them both, who happened to be

the greatest portraitist of his times,

here at the Frick Collection in New York,

we're in a perfect position to decide.

So, who is the goodie
here and who's the baddie?

Where Holbein stands on the
matter is surely pretty obvious.

Holbein officially entered the
service of the king in 1535.

He was paid 30 pounds per year,

which even in those
days, wasn't very much,

and since this was the
court of Henry VIII,

there were immediately problems.

Holbein's first supporter
in England, Sir Thomas More,

had risen to the rank of Lord Chancellor,

but he refused to accept
the king's new position

as head of the church, so
Henry had him beheaded.

Poor Holbein had no choice, really,

but to disassociate himself
from his first supporter.

He needed a new patron, and at some point,

probably with the connivance of Cromwell,

he managed to get it, on the
good side of Anne Boleyn.

How did he do that?

With his art, of course.

There's a drawing in the Basel Museum

of a magnificent gold table fountain

he designed for the king's new wife.

It would have been covered
in pearls and rubies,

and the water would have flowed

from the breasts of the women below.

So he wasn't just the court portraitist.

To earn his 30 pounds a year,

Holbein had lots of duties at the court.

He designed the royal jewelry
and the royal pendants,

the royal cutlery and the royal daggers.

He even designed the royal fireplace.

But his chief duty, the one
we all know him for today,

was to invent a look for Henry VIII

that was instantly recognizable.

Henry needed portraits
of himself to hand out

to passing dignitaries, people
he was trying to impress.

So this wasn't portraiture as a record

of how he actually looked.

This was portraiture as
a weapon of propaganda.

Holbein painted Henry
on various occasions.

Henry VIII, the extra wide
monarch, ruler of all he surveys.

They're splendid, of course,
jewel-like and perfect,

but they're not exactly
revealing, are they?

This is the most celebrated of them.

Henry in the classic Henry pose.

Now this is actually a cartoon

or preparatory drawing
for a life-sized mural

that Holbein painted in Whitehall Palace.

There's a copy of it in Hampton Court.

Henry and his parents,

welcoming visitors to his privy chamber.

Imagine walking into a room

and being confronted by
this lot, life-sized.

The actual painting, the Holbein mural,

was destroyed by a fire
in the 17th century.

There's just this drawing left.

But one thing you do get from
this is a sense of scale.

Look how big the king is.

Holbein was no longer in the
business of telling the truth.

Instead, he's invented a Henry
VIII so imposing and wide

that no one dared argue with him.

It was a task accomplished
in the Mao Tse-Tung manner,

with constant repetition and
huge exaggerations of scale.

By the time the Whitehall
mural was painted in 1537,

Anne Boleyn had had the Henry treatment.

Accused on trumped up charges of incest,

adultery and witchcraft, she was beheaded

on the 19th of May, 1536,

while Cromwell watched from the wings.

The next day, Henry was betrothed

to one of her maids in waiting,

the pale and placid Jane Seymour.

Jane Seymour would actually
be standing about here

in the Whitehall mural,
in the bit that's missing.

Don't worry, we know exactly
what she looked like,

because Holbein has also
left us a portrait of her.

It's a lovely thing and
hangs now in Vienna,

in the Kunsthistorisches Museum.

But here too, there's a distance,

a lack of touchable humanity.

A beautiful queen in beautiful clothes,

she's like one of those precious pendants

that Holbein designed for
the court, a human jewel.

Jane Seymour didn't last
long, just one year.

Having given birth to the male heir

that Henry craved so
desperately, she died tragically

from complications brought
on by the royal birth.

The son she bore, the future Edward VI,

was also painted by Holbein,
in this fiercely frontal image.

He's got Henry's cheeks, that's for sure.

But his real face is hiding in the middle.

With the death of Jane Seymour,

that was three wives down
and three to go for Henry.

But having run out of
maids in waiting at court,

he widened the search for wife number four

by assembling a new list of
the best European princesses.

Poor Holbein found himself
involved intimately in this hunt,

when he was sent across the Channel

to paint portraits of
Henry's prospective brides

so the king could choose the prettiest.

Welcome to the Hans Holbein dating agency.

The first princess, Christina of Denmark,

was just 16 when Henry approached her.

Christina was famously beautiful.

Just how beautiful,
you can see immediately

from Holbein's superb,
full-length portrait of her.

Although she was so young,
Christina was already a widow,

having been married briefly
to the Duke of Mantua.

That's why she's wearing black

in Holbein's towering likeness.

Apparently, Holbein had just
one sitting with Christina

in Brussels, which lasted three hours.

The drawing he produced
in those three hours

with those lightning fast fingers of his

was all he needed to paint this.

It's his finest and most
ambitious female portrait.

Not surprisingly, Henry wanted immediately

to marry Christina of Denmark.

Who wouldn't?

But Christina was lucky;
she turned him down.

So Holbein was sent
back across the Channel

to search further for prospective brides,

and this time, it was a German princess,

Anne of Cleves, who needed to be examined.

Interestingly, Anne of
Cleves was painted on paper,

presumably so the picture
could be rolled up more easily

and taken back to England.

And it was painted with egg tempera,

which dries much more
quickly than oil paints.

So this was done in a hurry.

It's a peculiar picture.

Look how she stares straight out at us.

You can't look natural, staring like that.

Holbein's art was beginning to stiffen.

The king didn't mind.

He liked Holbein's portrait of
Anne so much, he married her.

But the marriage was a famous disaster.

When Henry saw what she really
looked like in the flesh,

rather than in Holbein's portrait of her,

he found her, and this is his
word, not mine, repulsive.

So the marriage was never
consummated and quickly annulled,

but at least Anne of
Cleves got out of it alive.

Not everyone was as fortunate.

Cromwell, who'd sent Holbein
to Europe to paint Anne,

was blamed for the mistake,

and a few weeks after the wedding,

he was accused of treason and beheaded.

Holbein had fetched up in
a historical nightmare.

This is Catherine
Howard, wife number five.

She lasted just over a year

before Henry got crazily jealous again,

and she too was beheaded.

As for wife number six, Catherine Parr,

there is no Holbein portrait of her,

so we have no idea what she looked like.

So that's one generation goeth,

and another generation cometh,

and the earth abideth for ever.

Ecclesiastes.

Holbein's most famous painting

in the National Gallery in London

is usually called The Ambassadors,

but that's just its modern name.

It's only been called that since

the end of the 19th century.

A more revealing and more accurate name

would be something like Don't
Worry, It'll Soon Be Over.

The Ambassadors shows two of
Holbein's most suave sitters.

He is Jean de Dinteville,
French ambassador

to the court of Henry VIII,
and this is his French friend,

Georges de Selve, Bishop of Lavaur.

So these two commissioned the picture

and now they're standing
there, leaning casually

on this shelf here, packed
with all these symbols.

Interestingly, and very
relevantly, we know exactly

how old they are because
Holbein's put it in the picture.

Over here, on de Dinteville's dagger,

it says, Aet suae 29, he is 29 in Latin.

And up here, on this book
on which de Selve's leaning,

Aetatis suae 25, he is 25.

So an ambassador who's
29 and a bishop who's 25.

Now, that's young, isn't it?

So, it goes there.

Lots of complex meanings have been

proposed for The Ambassadors.

Trying to understand the picture
has become a mini industry.

Most of the mystery has
centered on this thing here,

the famous Holbein skull,
which is distorted so heavily

you can only see it from the side,

from over here, and from pretty high up.

Why the skull is distorted
is pretty obvious,

as I'll be showing you in a moment.

Why it's in the picture,
what it's doing here,

is more than obvious; it's
completely unmissable.

Here, I'll show you.

Oh, and you also need
to notice that crucifix

hidden behind the curtain at the top,

because that is the most
important symbol in the picture.

This is by Harmen Steenwyck,
painted much later,

but as you can see, it's
got another skull in it,

and this messy heap of objects,
just like The Ambassadors.

It's what's called a vanitas picture.

Vanitases appeared in
northern Renaissance art

in the 15th century.

This word, vanitas, comes
from here, from the Bible,

and the book of Ecclesiastes.

There's a wonderful doom-y
passage, right at the beginning,

which goes, in Latin, Vanitas
vanitatum, omnia vanitas.

Vanity of vanities, all is vanity.

This, though, isn't about
vanity in the modern sense,

or those TV presenters looking
at themselves in the mirror.

This is biblical vanity,
where nothing lasts forever.

So what this picture's
doing is reminding us all

of the ultimate uselessness of life,

and all this stuff in here, the flute,

the books, that beautiful Japanese sword,

all that is here today, gone tomorrow,

because what awaits us all,
where we're all heading is here.

You can see the same meaning
in another famous picture

at the National Gallery, by Frans Hals.

In the Frans Hals, the young
man is looking at a skull

because that's his future.

However young you are,
this is where it'll end.

So back at the Holbein.

All this stuff here, the
things on the shelves,

are like the objects
piled up in the Steenwyck,

earthly goodies, wonderful
while you're here,

useless when you're not.

The top shelf is packed
with scientific instruments

for working out the time.

Sundials, clocks, celestial globes.

The sun riseth, says
Ecclesiastes doom-ily,

and the sun goeth down and hasteth

to the place where he ariseth.

So all these beautiful instruments
for working out the time,

all this knowledge is basically useless,

just a heap of stuff.

The bottom shelf, meanwhile, is full of

earthly pleasures, things we enjoy.

A lute for playing music,
this bag of flutes over here.

Look, a book of hymns by Martin Luther.

And this is where the picture
gets sneaky, very sneaky.

Look again at that lute,
look really carefully.

See? One of the strings is broken,

and traditionally, a broken
string is a symbol of discord.

Something's gone wrong.

What's gone wrong is Luther.

It's no accident that
the Lutheran hymn book

is directly below the lute
with the broken string.

That is a deliberate
piece, a vanitas symbolism.

Remember, when this picture was painted

in 1533, no one was sure yet that

the Protestant Revolution
was going to succeed.

How could they have known that?

It hadn't happened yet.

So what a lot of people
would have assumed,

particularly a Catholic bishop

and a French Catholic ambassador

is that Luther's revolt was
just a flash in the pan.

That is where the skull comes in.

The skull, right at the
front of the picture,

is so big, it trumps everything else.

Compared with this big skull,

this little bit of
discord here is nothing.

So, why is this skull so distorted?

That's where it gets clever.

This is Boy Bitten By A
Lizard, by Caravaggio.

So, it's another young man and a lizard

is biting him because the lizard in art

is traditionally a symbol of old age.

And to amplify that
meaning, that life is short,

very short, Caravaggio's also included

this beautiful reflection in the vase.

The reflection, like youth
itself, will only last a moment.

It's another vanitas symbol.

So in the Holbein,

the skull is like the reflection.

It can only be seen for a moment,

and only if you're over here.

I reckon this must have
been hanging in a room

that you entered from
the side, from over here,

and when you looked
over, you saw the skull

and that was a shock.

But then, you saw the
picture from the front

The skull wasn't there anymore.

It was gone because the skull,

death itself, is just another vanity.

Like the Lutheran hymn book,
like the broken string,

like the lifetimes of the
bishop and the ambassador,

death means nothing in the end.

It's just another illusion.

All that really matters,

and I told you the crucifix was important,

is the eternal truth
hidden behind the curtain.

In this great and sneaky masterpiece,

Holbein is reminding us that
the world of Henry VIII,

all that discord, all that death,

is just like everything else.

Here today, gone tomorrow.

(upbeat string music)

Holbein himself didn't last long.

He died in 1543 from what they called

the sweating sickness, the plague.

He was 45.

He left behind some of
the greatest portraiture

of the Renaissance, a Tudor cast so vivid,

you can feel their breath on your cheek.

If Holbein hadn't fetched
up in England when he did,

I'm absolutely certain that we wouldn't be

as obsessed with the Tudors as we are.

By making the age of Henry
VIII so damn tangible,

Holbein forced it into
our thoughts forever.

You know, when I flick through this,

that marvelous Folly book
he drew when he was a boy,

I can't help wondering how much
more there could have been.

When you remember the coruscating realism

of his religious art or the pathos

and sadness he found in
the face of his own wife,

when you consider the devious
complexity of The Ambassadors,

that's a lot of might have been's.

It wasn't just Anne
Boleyn or Anne of Cleves

or Sir Thomas More,
whose misfortune it was

to encounter Henry the Terrible.

That was Holbein's misfortune too.