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ASH:
Do you believe in
the existence of evil?
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[panting] Help me!
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- Oh.
- No!
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- [screeching]
- [screaming]
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30 years ago, I found
the Book of the Dead.
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Now, because I read from the book...
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Missar-drah...
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...evil has found me.
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- [snarling]
- [screaming]
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You have no idea what you're doing!
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Of course I know what I'm doing.
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[speaking softly] I wrote this book.
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- [grunting]
- [woman screaming]
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Ruby is in Elk Grove, Michigan.
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That's my hometown.
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[smashing] Ash?
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Hiya Pop.
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[panting] I got a problem.
The book... it did something to me.
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It changed me. [grunts]
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Night night.
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- [growling]
- [yelling]
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That's our cue!
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- [wailing]
- [both yelling]
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Evil, if you show your ugly mug
in this town ever again,
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I will take you down
and I will wipe you out!
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[eerie music playing]
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You know me as Ash Williams,
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the hero who saved Elk Grove from evil.
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For 30 long years, I've used
this saw on monsters and demons.
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But those battles are won,
so now I use it to...
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[buzzing]
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Slash prices!
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- [upbeat music playing]
- [glass shattering]
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At Ashy Slashy's Hardware
Store Emporium,
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we got you covered!
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- You want paint?
- [giggling]
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We shake it till we break it!
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[wobbling sound]
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Ladies, you'll love his nuts!
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- [audience gasping]
- [clinking]
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What's better than a handful of my nuts?
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- VOICES OFF-SCREEN: Ahh!
- [laughing]
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A long screw.
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- [woman moaning]
- Whoa!
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We got wood.
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- [cash register bell dings]
- We got rope.
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We got rubber! We got it all!
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- Die high prices!
- [buzzing]
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Goodbye high prices!
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For that special someone,
we've got everything from
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- "D" to "ildo."
- WOMAN'S VOICE: Mmm.
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Because at Ashy Slashy's,
service is literally...
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- MAN'S VOICE: Not.
- ...our middle name!
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Whoo!
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[laughing]
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Perfection! And only 22 takes!
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- MAN ON TV:
Welcome back...
- PABLO: Yeah.
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It's looking good, Jefe.
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Marketing 101, Pablo.
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- Know your audience.
- [indistinct chatter outside]
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Look at them lining up out there.
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- You're a badass!
- [Ash chuckling]
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PABLO: You know I've never
seen a town lose its shit
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over a hardware store before.
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Well, it's time to wake up and smell
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the lightly scented wax flowers, Pablo.
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This isn't just a well-stocked
hardware store/sex-toy emporium.
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No, this is a shrine to a local hero.
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Those adoring fans are my peeps!
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- [dramatic music playing]
- [indistinct chatter]
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- [chainsaw buzzing]
- All right!
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- Hey, hey!
- [cheering]
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- Hello, Elk Grove!
- Hey, hey!
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Are you ready for some hardware?!
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- [loud cheering]
- Come on in!
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Fishing supplies, aisle two.
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We got guns, we got flags,
we got pornography.
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That's a little further in the back.
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Men, can't please your wives?
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Better check out aisle seven.
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WOMAN: Yeah!
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- ASH: Same problem?
- No need to push, jeez.
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WOMAN 2: Aisle 3 I think.
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Hey, no need to push. Leave me alone.
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And last up we have Amy,
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who I'm told has made
a startling discovery.
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I see here, Amy, that
you discovered this item...
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In the mud.
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- In the mud.
- [eerie growling]
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[chuckling]
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- [dance music playing]
- [indistinct chatter, laughter]
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- Well, I know. I'm sorry...
- [indistinct chatter]
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- [clattering]
- [yells]
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What I fucking tell you, huh?
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How many times I got to tell you?
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Pretzels are for paying customers only!
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- Okay?
- [grunting]
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Next time I'll use your
head as a fucking cue ball.
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Who touched the T... who touched the TV?
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How many fuckin'...
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- [suspenseful music playing]
- [eerie growling]
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- [glass shattering]
- [people cheering, laughter]
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Hey, hey, it's me.
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You were right, evil's coming back.
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And here you've found a book
written in ancient Sumerian.
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[howling in distance]
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- Curious.
- Does "curious" mean valuable?
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This appears to be some sort of...
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descriptive passage.
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Conda anu astratta alaktu...
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- [Stanley continues]
- You know with most of these clowns,
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I got to play hardball, but for you?
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Hose clamps are half-off.
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These are the best in the world.
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You put them on, they grip tight.
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They don't slip, slide, stretch,
or tear like other things.
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-
...estaro ces reche.
- [Ash chuckling]
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Sarr des kanda...
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- [eerie music playing]
- [growling]
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Kanda...
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[growling grows louder]
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kanda?
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[snarling]
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- [banging]
- [all gasping]
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What?
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Apparently you've found an ancient text,
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known as the Necronomicon-Ex Mortis.
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[creaking, splintering]
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The Book of the Dead.
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Is that... good?
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The book, is said to hold spells
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- and incantations that,
- [clinking]
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if read out loud...
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...could connect the demons
of the netherworld,
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with our own...
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- [shattering]
- [all gasping]
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[wind howling]
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- [smashing]
- [all screaming]
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[screeching]
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Most important thing about a hose,
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is its width, and its length.
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Mostly the length.
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[static, test signal sounding]
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MAN ON TV:
Our scheduled broadcast
will resume in a moment.
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Hey!
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I paid for two more spots!
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Okay, we got two fish tacos.
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- Bam!
- [man chuckling]
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We got your hard drive.
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- That's me. Thank you.
- Enjoy.
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- MAN: Oh yeah.
- Oh! [grunting]
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- MAN 2: I don't know...
- [people murmuring]
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Excuse me.
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Oh! Shit...
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- [eerie growling]
- [groaning, panting]
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- [whimpering]
- [growling continues]
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- [eerie music playing]
- [all gasping, groaning]
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[person coughing]
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[guts squishing]
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Who are you?
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Well in Rome, they called me
mulier daemonium de igne.
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Demon woman of fire.
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And in Greece, they called me
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ágria ti mitéra apó tin kólasi.
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Fierce mother from hell.
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But in these benighted times,
they just call me Ruby.
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- [panting]
- I'll take that.
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No! No! Wait! It's too important...
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- [yells]
- [suspenseful music playing]
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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This is bullshit.
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Whatever happened to free speech?
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Ah, this was my best giant penis yet.
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[snickers] Yeah.
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- Thanks for talking me into this.
- [Rachel chuckles]
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You missed a spot.
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- Dick.
- Less.
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[girls giggling, chattering]
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Can we just finish and get out?
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I'm in enough trouble already.
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Wait till they see what
I drew on Perkins' car.
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- Is "man-gina" a word?
- [laughing]
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Oh, Rachel, please.
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I just want to get through
the next four months.
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Since when did you become
Miss Bourgeoisie?
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Oh, it's simple.
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I graduate, I can leave here.
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I leave here, I'm not here,
and that's a good thing.
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All right, you still haven't
fallen for Elk Grove's
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"small town charms?"
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Excuse me?
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The whole town's excited
because their ex-psycho killer
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is opening a hardware store.
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- Kill me now.
- [growling]
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- Could be worse.
- [growling continues]
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How?
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- [girls laughing]
- We could be like them.
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[wind shrieking]
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Oh, yeah. That'll never happen.
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Good, because if you did,
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I would have to slit my wrists.
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- [electricity buzzing]
- [coughs, laughs]
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[exhales]
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Oh, look. Cougie's back.
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[eerie music playing]
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Yeah, well, fuck off, Cougie!
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Okay, we get it.
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Costume, mascot, very funny.
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You can leave now!
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Hey, asshole!
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- Go away...
- [electricity buzzing]
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Shit.
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Shit.
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Okay, guy, now I'm mad.
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[growling, snarling]
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Jesus, what is that?
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[growling]
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Probably just some varsity assholes
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playing some bullshit prank!
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- [growling]
- [both gasping]
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[growling]
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Brandy, don't!
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What is your problem, fuckboy?
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[snarling]
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- [blood dripping]
- [gasping]
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[snarling continues]
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[eerie voices chanting]
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[lockers banging]
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[gasping]
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[both panting]
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- [growling]
- [screaming]
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[both gasping]
233
00:10:48,530 --> 00:10:50,260
[suspenseful music playing]
234
00:10:51,970 --> 00:10:53,930
[both screaming]
235
00:10:55,940 --> 00:10:57,500
Help!
236
00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:01,570
Help! Help please!
237
00:11:01,670 --> 00:11:03,310
- [snarling]
- [screaming]
238
00:11:03,410 --> 00:11:05,640
- [laughing maniacally]
- [laughter, chattering]
239
00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:07,580
And that's the whole story.
240
00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:09,650
- Hey, feller. How are you?
- Hey.
241
00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:11,580
Ladies. Come on.
242
00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:12,970
- [eerie music playing]
- ASH: A litlle somethin', somethin'.
243
00:11:13,060 --> 00:11:14,370
There we go.
244
00:11:15,690 --> 00:11:17,190
- [lively accordion music]
- Nickel for a tickle, huh?
245
00:11:17,290 --> 00:11:19,260
- [girl laughs]
- What do you say?
246
00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:20,990
[indistinct chatter, laughter]
247
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:25,900
I don't believe this, it's really him.
248
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,900
[phone ringing]
249
00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:29,920
- Oh, hey. Hey, honey.
- BRANDY:
Mom! Mom!
250
00:11:29,970 --> 00:11:31,270
There's this guy at the school,
you've got to come
251
00:11:31,330 --> 00:11:32,430
-
help us, please!
- What?
252
00:11:32,460 --> 00:11:33,810
- Hey, Pablo.
- Yeah.
253
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:36,430
Ah, I got to talk to you about
something else.
254
00:11:36,510 --> 00:11:37,940
If this is about a raise...
255
00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:40,300
Actually, you don't pay me
at all right now, but...
256
00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:41,880
Son of a bitch!
257
00:11:41,980 --> 00:11:43,420
Hey, whoa!
258
00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,450
Lady! There's a line!
259
00:11:45,550 --> 00:11:48,450
Wha...? You don't even remember me?
260
00:11:48,550 --> 00:11:50,490
Well, the old steel trap
never forgets a rack,
261
00:11:50,590 --> 00:11:53,630
but faces are a little fuzzy.
262
00:11:53,730 --> 00:11:55,490
Give me a hint.
263
00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,900
- [grunts]
- [women screaming]
264
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,600
I said a hint.
265
00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:02,010
- I'm your fucking wife!
- [inaudible]
266
00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,320
My what?
267
00:12:04,420 --> 00:12:05,820
We need to talk.
268
00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:09,430
[Ash grunts]
269
00:12:10,990 --> 00:12:12,760
Lady, I don't know what
kind of coo-coo juice
270
00:12:12,860 --> 00:12:15,140
you've been drinkin',
but if you're fishing for alimony...
271
00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:17,480
One of your goddamn monsters
just attacked
272
00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:19,100
our daughter at Kenward County High.
273
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,440
Daughter?! Ha!
274
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,610
You definitely got the wrong guy!
275
00:12:22,710 --> 00:12:24,340
Demons made you chop off your hand.
276
00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:25,960
- "I'll swallow your soul."
- [scoffs]
277
00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:28,750
Good sex is 30 seconds
followed by a cheeseburger?
278
00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:33,650
- Okay, maybe we have met.
- [sighs]
279
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:34,780
But in case you didn't get the memo,
280
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,650
me and my compadres,
we buried evil big time.
281
00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:40,260
Elk Grove is officially
a demon-free zone.
282
00:12:40,270 --> 00:12:41,970
- Jefe.
- Yeah.
283
00:12:42,070 --> 00:12:43,500
I think she's telling the truth.
284
00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:47,840
- [eerie music playing]
- [growling]
285
00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:53,350
Dude, I told you to get that
shit lasered off.
286
00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:55,350
Nah, I didn't do this!
287
00:12:55,450 --> 00:12:56,720
It just happened outside.
288
00:12:56,820 --> 00:12:58,220
I'm scared!
289
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,420
This thing is after
my little girl and...
290
00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:02,620
All right all ready! I'll check it out!
291
00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:03,890
- [suspenseful music playing]
- [tires screeching]
292
00:13:06,190 --> 00:13:07,390
[lightning crashing]
293
00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:17,540
[chuckles]
294
00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:19,510
Just like old times, eh, Pablo?
295
00:13:19,610 --> 00:13:21,810
Except for the wife part, and no Kelly.
296
00:13:21,910 --> 00:13:23,580
Actually, it's not like
old times at all.
297
00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:26,450
- Just drive!
- Hey, easy for you sister.
298
00:13:26,550 --> 00:13:28,180
You come waltzing into my life,
299
00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:30,080
yapping about demons and daughters,
300
00:13:30,090 --> 00:13:31,990
and I don't know boo about you.
301
00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:34,660
- Candace Barr.
- Yeah, and?
302
00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:38,100
Branson?
303
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,570
Branson.
304
00:13:40,140 --> 00:13:43,040
- [woman and man yelling]
- Oh...
305
00:13:43,140 --> 00:13:45,480
♪ I want candy ♪
306
00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:47,840
- [Ash grunting]
- [laughter]
307
00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:50,010
♪ I want candy ♪
308
00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:50,980
Oh.
309
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,820
- Give me some!
- ♪ Yeah...! ♪
310
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,780
Ah! My God!
311
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:58,150
Oh God! She's so good! Oh.
312
00:13:58,260 --> 00:13:59,320
- [yelling indistinctly]
- [both whooping]
313
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,760
[both moaning loudly]
314
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:10,680
Wait a minute, Candace Barr.
315
00:14:10,970 --> 00:14:12,270
[sighs]
316
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:14,520
[laughing] Oh no, Candy Barr?
317
00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:15,880
[laughter]
318
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,200
Well, this daughter of ours,
319
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,310
I'll bet she thinks
I'm pretty special, huh?
320
00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:22,580
Dream on.
321
00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,570
I told her her old man
was some crack dealer
322
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,410
- who got shanked in prison.
- What?!
323
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,910
Well, it was easier than admitting
324
00:14:28,010 --> 00:14:30,940
I'd hooked up with some psycho saw-boy!
325
00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:34,380
Oh, okay, but I call
B.S. on the daughter.
326
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,510
I was using my lucky rubber
all through the odds,
327
00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:39,050
and that sucker went 50 and 0.
328
00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:40,920
Oh, oh, oh.
329
00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:43,320
♪ I want candy, hey! ♪
330
00:14:43,420 --> 00:14:44,800
Just drive!
331
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,220
[eerie music playing]
332
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,270
[ethereal growling]
333
00:15:03,910 --> 00:15:05,810
- [gasping]
- [indistinct whispering]
334
00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:16,020
[wind whistling]
335
00:15:30,570 --> 00:15:32,340
[gasping, shuddering]
336
00:15:33,870 --> 00:15:35,410
[squishing]
337
00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:40,280
- [chanting in ancient language]
- [growling grows louder]
338
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:46,820
Candalier boncelo....
339
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,390
[chanting continues]
340
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,120
- [eerie vocalizing]
- [chanting continues]
341
00:15:57,830 --> 00:15:59,260
[grunting]
342
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,690
Kanda.
343
00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:05,950
Abomino.
344
00:16:11,030 --> 00:16:12,560
[gulping, gagging]
345
00:16:22,470 --> 00:16:24,270
[gasping]
346
00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:30,540
[wailing]
347
00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:36,220
- [vocalizing grows louder]
- [rumbling]
348
00:16:41,690 --> 00:16:42,960
[doors open]
349
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,300
- God, that smell.
- [phone dialing]
350
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,860
This monkey farm hasn't
changed in 30 years.
351
00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:52,700
WOMAN'S VOICE:
The caller you are
trying to reach is unavailable.
352
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,140
She's not answering.
353
00:16:54,870 --> 00:16:56,300
You actually went to school?
354
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,010
Yeah, these halls have
some sweet memories.
355
00:16:59,110 --> 00:17:00,310
Met my first Linda here.
356
00:17:03,710 --> 00:17:06,750
Hey, give me a second.
357
00:17:06,850 --> 00:17:08,520
What are you doing? [sighing]
358
00:17:09,980 --> 00:17:11,890
I'm sorry, I don't even know you,
359
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,920
but did I make a mistake
coming to Ash for help?
360
00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:19,460
Ever since I hooked up with El Jefe,
361
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,360
I've seen a lot of weird shit go down.
362
00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:24,280
But he's always had my back.
363
00:17:24,570 --> 00:17:26,800
Well, almost always.
364
00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:28,570
There was this one time
I got cut in half.
365
00:17:28,670 --> 00:17:29,800
[whispers] What?
366
00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:32,270
Yeah, but Ash went back
in time to save me.
367
00:17:32,370 --> 00:17:35,110
It was so cool, but also really weird,
368
00:17:35,210 --> 00:17:37,880
because when we got back,
nothing seemed to have changed.
369
00:17:37,980 --> 00:17:40,780
[laughing] Maui Wowie.
370
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,150
It's my emergency stash.
371
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,550
I'll just put this bad boy away
for the appropriate time.
372
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:46,990
Brandy?
373
00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:49,560
- [eerie groaning]
- [gasping]
374
00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:53,630
[lightning crashing]
375
00:17:58,070 --> 00:18:00,070
[thunder rumbling]
376
00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:06,470
[indistinct whispering]
377
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,080
[suspenseful music playing]
378
00:18:15,150 --> 00:18:16,620
[floorboards creaking]
379
00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:24,690
- [both panting]
- [footsteps thudding]
380
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,100
- [Rachel whimpers]
- Shh, shh!
381
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:34,470
[footsteps thudding]
382
00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:40,010
[creaking]
383
00:18:40,110 --> 00:18:42,290
Whoever's out there, fuck off!
384
00:18:45,410 --> 00:18:46,410
Brandy?
385
00:18:48,450 --> 00:18:51,550
- Wow.
- She's not yours, dumb-ass!
386
00:18:51,650 --> 00:18:53,120
[gasping] Mom!
387
00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:55,260
Honey! Thank God!
388
00:18:55,350 --> 00:18:56,500
- Back off, Mama Bear!
- Hey!
389
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:57,790
What are you doing?
390
00:18:57,890 --> 00:18:59,530
The ink on my buddy went nuclear,
391
00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:02,360
that means evil is just
around the corner.
392
00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:06,100
So your little peach could
be a bowel-sucking hell beast.
393
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,340
Mom, what's the chainsaw
geek doing here?
394
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,840
Oh, honey, uh, I don't know
how to tell you this,
395
00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:13,340
but Ash, he's-he's ah-he's your...
396
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,490
What she's trying to say is...
397
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,300
I'm your pop.
398
00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:18,980
Father dearest.
399
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,050
The old sperm shooter.
400
00:19:21,150 --> 00:19:22,780
- What?
- But you can call me Dad,
401
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:25,190
unless you're a Deadite,
then you can go fuck yourself.
402
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:26,590
- So come on now, demon-spawn!
- [both gasping]
403
00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:28,060
Show Daddy what you got!
404
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,560
- [electricity buzzing]
- [gasping]
405
00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:33,130
Okay, nobody move.
406
00:19:33,230 --> 00:19:34,730
[heavy breathing]
407
00:19:40,810 --> 00:19:43,780
Alleged Daughter,
who else is in the room?
408
00:19:44,910 --> 00:19:46,870
Um, you...
409
00:19:46,970 --> 00:19:48,140
the guy with the hair...
410
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,480
- ...my mom, and...
- [piano playing]
411
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,550
[light switches clicking]
412
00:19:58,090 --> 00:19:59,750
Rachel?
413
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:01,360
[piano playing continues]
414
00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:10,030
[in distorted voice] ♪ Ashy Slashy ♪
415
00:20:10,130 --> 00:20:12,370
♪ Was a real stinker ♪
416
00:20:12,470 --> 00:20:16,240
♪ Took an axe to his sister's thinker ♪
417
00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:18,440
Hey, Brandy's friend.
418
00:20:20,310 --> 00:20:22,180
You want to keep it down?
419
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,040
- [panting]
- [blood splattering]
420
00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:28,020
Oh! Oh my God! Rachel?
What have you done?
421
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,580
- [growling loudly]
- [piano playing continues]
422
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,290
- [gasping]
- [drums playing]
423
00:20:40,930 --> 00:20:42,430
- [roaring]
- [screaming]
424
00:20:44,030 --> 00:20:45,030
[drums continue beating]
425
00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:46,430
What are you doing?!
426
00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:49,540
- [playing out of tune]
- [snarling]
427
00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:53,470
- [yells]
- [gunshot]
428
00:20:57,010 --> 00:20:58,480
- [clattering]
- [both gasping]
429
00:21:01,180 --> 00:21:02,720
[shotgun reloading]
430
00:21:04,190 --> 00:21:05,650
[ethereal growling]
431
00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:07,090
Rachel!
432
00:21:07,860 --> 00:21:09,390
[horn sounding loudly]
433
00:21:12,090 --> 00:21:13,590
- [smashing]
- [all yelling]
434
00:21:17,270 --> 00:21:18,730
[instruments playing chaotically]
435
00:21:20,770 --> 00:21:23,670
[trumpeting]
436
00:21:23,770 --> 00:21:25,810
- [chords sounding]
- Ah!
437
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,710
[panting]
438
00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:31,850
[panting]
439
00:21:31,950 --> 00:21:34,450
- [clanging]
- [grunting]
440
00:21:34,550 --> 00:21:36,180
- [laughing, grunting]
- [clattering]
441
00:21:38,650 --> 00:21:39,790
Ah!
442
00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:43,290
- [chords sounding]
- [grunts]
443
00:21:43,390 --> 00:21:45,290
- [both panting]
- [grunting]
444
00:21:48,430 --> 00:21:50,900
- [chords sounding out of tune]
- [grunts]
445
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000
- [grunting]
- [clattering]
446
00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:55,800
[trumpeting]
447
00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:57,910
- Blow.
- [clattering]
448
00:21:58,870 --> 00:22:00,870
[both panting]
449
00:22:00,970 --> 00:22:02,480
- [crashing]
- [grunts]
450
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,410
No!
451
00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:09,580
I love you, Brandy.
452
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,320
- Oh!
- Ugh!
453
00:22:11,420 --> 00:22:13,290
- [blood splattering]
- [grunting]
454
00:22:14,690 --> 00:22:16,260
[both gasping]
455
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:18,290
- [clattering]
- [gasping]
456
00:22:26,870 --> 00:22:28,440
[Brandy sobs]
457
00:22:31,610 --> 00:22:32,570
Candy.
458
00:22:35,540 --> 00:22:37,450
- [clattering]
- [Pablo groaning]
459
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,750
[gasping]
460
00:22:43,850 --> 00:22:46,650
Mom!
461
00:22:49,290 --> 00:22:50,760
- [Brandy sobbing]
- [harp playing]
462
00:23:06,740 --> 00:23:08,140
Why you...
463
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,040
- [Ash grunts]
- [Brandy screaming]
464
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,750
No!
465
00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:13,910
[both grunting]
466
00:23:14,010 --> 00:23:18,020
Ashy Slashy, soon there'll
be nothing left of you...
467
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:22,490
...we'll destroy your seed
and your whore daughter too.
468
00:23:22,590 --> 00:23:25,930
Sorry jailbait, my dance card
is a little full.
469
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,260
I'll have to squeeze you in.
470
00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:28,800
[in normal voice] Brandy!
471
00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:31,370
- [grunts]
- [slicing]
472
00:23:31,470 --> 00:23:32,930
- [sobbing]
- [ethereal growling]
473
00:23:36,670 --> 00:23:38,370
- [heavy breathing]
- [squishing]
474
00:23:42,180 --> 00:23:45,050
- [gasping]
- Oh!
475
00:23:45,150 --> 00:23:47,920
Suck on that, Harpo.
476
00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:49,550
[blood dripping]
477
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:54,620
- [gasping]
- [sighs]
478
00:23:57,990 --> 00:24:01,900
What... what?
479
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,660
[speaking softly] I know.
480
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,300
It sucks.
481
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,140
I remember my first taste of evil.
482
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,700
- [glass shattering, growling]
- [gasps]
483
00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:12,870
[grunts]
484
00:24:12,970 --> 00:24:14,480
- [suspenseful music playing]
- [growling]
485
00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:16,840
Oh, Cougie!
486
00:24:16,940 --> 00:24:18,580
They got you too!
487
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,410
- [buzzing]
- [gasping]
488
00:24:22,450 --> 00:24:23,950
- [Cougie growling]
- [Ash grunting]
489
00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:28,490
- [chainsaw sputtering]
- [screeching]
490
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:30,720
- Ash!
- [Ash yelling]
491
00:24:33,460 --> 00:24:35,300
- [groaning, wailing]
- [bones cracking]
492
00:24:36,430 --> 00:24:38,400
- [grunting]
- [growling]
493
00:24:40,330 --> 00:24:42,300
[screaming, groaning]
494
00:24:45,370 --> 00:24:47,210
- [growling]
- Ah! Whoa!
495
00:24:47,310 --> 00:24:49,910
- [Ash yelling]
- [groaning]
496
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,410
- [roaring]
- [grunting]
497
00:24:59,890 --> 00:25:01,590
- [canister hissing]
- [grunting]
498
00:25:05,490 --> 00:25:06,990
GIRL'S VOICE: Howdy fuckin' ho, boys.
499
00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:08,400
Miss me?
500
00:25:10,330 --> 00:25:11,870
- [chuckling]
- [gunfire]
501
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:15,500
- [splattering]
- [screaming]
502
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,740
[grunts]
503
00:25:18,910 --> 00:25:20,440
[heavy breathing]
504
00:25:22,790 --> 00:25:25,330
Well, looky who's back,
505
00:25:26,690 --> 00:25:29,070
and seriously rocking the leather.
506
00:25:31,550 --> 00:25:32,790
Who's the boy toy?
507
00:25:32,890 --> 00:25:34,460
Kelly was right.
508
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,660
You are the prophesied one.
509
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,260
KELLY: This is Dalton.
510
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:40,500
He's with the Knights of Sumeria.
511
00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:41,700
The who with the huh?
512
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,030
It's an honor to meet you.
513
00:25:43,130 --> 00:25:45,150
I've been waiting for the chance
to battle this ancient evil
514
00:25:45,180 --> 00:25:46,230
my entire life.
515
00:25:46,330 --> 00:25:49,840
Yeah, he's kind of a fan.
516
00:25:50,180 --> 00:25:51,530
Who's the kid?
517
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,910
Oh, believe it or not,
that's my daughter.
518
00:25:56,010 --> 00:25:57,950
[chuckling] Sandy.
519
00:25:58,050 --> 00:25:59,610
Ah, Mandy.
520
00:25:59,710 --> 00:26:00,810
Brandy.
521
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,350
[sobbing] And fuck you.
522
00:26:03,450 --> 00:26:05,290
We're still getting to know each other.
523
00:26:05,390 --> 00:26:08,290
Okay, team, it looks like evil's back,
524
00:26:08,390 --> 00:26:10,720
and Elk Grove is ground zero.
525
00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:12,230
Kelly, Pablo.
526
00:26:12,330 --> 00:26:14,090
Other guy, you up for this?
527
00:26:14,190 --> 00:26:15,500
One for all, and all for one.
528
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,500
Uh, cute, but no.
529
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,630
Pablo?
530
00:26:18,730 --> 00:26:21,130
Say it like you mean it.
531
00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:22,550
Ghost Beaters are back!
532
00:26:22,650 --> 00:26:25,060
Fucking A, right we are!
533
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,420
And evil...
534
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,540
oh, we're coming for you.
535
00:26:31,230 --> 00:26:33,740
I think now is the appropriate
time Pablo.
536
00:26:39,770 --> 00:26:41,340
[deep inhale]
537
00:26:43,670 --> 00:26:44,570
[in strained voice] Sandy?
538
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:48,210
♪ Daddy, Daddy Cool ♪
539
00:26:48,310 --> 00:26:52,220
♪ Daddy, Daddy Cool ♪
540
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:56,350
♪ Daddy, Daddy Cool ♪
541
00:26:56,450 --> 00:26:58,760
♪ Daddy, Daddy Cool ♪
542
00:27:02,690 --> 00:27:04,060
[disco music playing]
543
00:27:15,810 --> 00:27:19,540
♪ She's crazy like a fool ♪
544
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:23,310
♪ What about it Daddy Cool ♪
545
00:27:23,410 --> 00:27:27,550
♪ I'm crazy like a fool ♪
546
00:27:27,650 --> 00:27:30,750
♪ What about it Daddy Cool ♪
547
00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:34,730
♪ Daddy, Daddy Cool ♪
548
00:27:34,830 --> 00:27:37,090
♪ Daddy, Daddy Cool ♪
549
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:42,120
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