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All right, everybody, look.
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My mama's gonna be here soon.
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Feet down.
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Dave, you know how you usually
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go on and on
about how great I am?
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I know,
I'll turn it down.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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I need you to turn it
all the way up.
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Sometimes she forgets the light
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I bring into the world.
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I'm gonna need the full Dave.
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Okay, full Dave.
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Locked and loaded.
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Calvin, she's coming
to see her baby boy
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get the Chamber
of Commerce Award.
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Mama Marilyn's leaving
a luxury cruise
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with Calvin's brother
just to be here.
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Now, that is a proud mother.
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Oh, where was my proud mother
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when I got my award
in fifth grade?
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It was for perfect attendance,
Marty.
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And you didn't attend.
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You don't see the irony in that?
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Look, I just want this
visit to go perfectly.
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Sometimes my mom can be
a little hard to please.
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A little?
Mama Marilyn is a gangster.
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She's the only one
who can crack on Pop
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without him cracking back.
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Well, it's called respect.
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And a little fear.
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I grew up in the '70s.
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Whuppin' kids was
still in style.
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Yeah, that's it.
It's true.
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Ooh, she's here, y'all.
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Ooh, I got
flowers for her!
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Okay, baby.
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Hi.Oh, my God!
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Ooh, girl, you look
beautiful as ever.
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Thank you.Hey, my grandbabies.
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You see me!I see you.
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With faces like these,
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why don't I have tons
of beautiful great-grandbabies?
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Well, Marilyn, I'd settle
for just one ugly one.
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You must be Dave and Gemma.
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Hi! Oh!
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I feel so warm
and safe.
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Hey, Mama.
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Oh, there you are.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You're looking good,
baby.
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But you got to start
exfoliating.
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Yeah.
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Oh, no, uh, right.
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Uh, Mama Marilyn?
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No need to exfoliate
perfection.
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I mean,
do you see those pores?
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No, you don't,
because they don't exist.
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Dave, come on.
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Y-You're embarrassing me.
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Come on.
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Mmm, girl, if I had a cookbook,
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I'd put your recipes in it.
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I understand
why your business is booming.
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Aw, thank you, Marilyn.Yeah.
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Well, you know, Calvin's
auto shop is doing great, too.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But I can't eat a car.
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You know, Mom, uh,
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the city is literally
giving me an award
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for how my business
serves the community.
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I think I'm doing all right.
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Lighten up, Calvin.
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Everything does not
have to be about you.
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Well, you know,
tonight kind of is.
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Well, you know,
Calvin getting an award
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is pretty impressive,
don't you think, Marilyn?
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It was 30 years ago
when I got it.
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They weren't just
handing them out
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to anybody
back in the day.
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Mm.
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And they still aren't.
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How cool is it that Calvin is
following in your footsteps?
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Yeah, yeah.
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You know, actually,
I was just thinking
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it should be called
"the Butler Award."
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Oh, that's good,
that's good.
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They should call it
"the Marilyn Butler Award."
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Because I got it first.
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Well, mine's gonna be
shinier than yours
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because it's new.
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What-what's that, Calvin?
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Uh, I was just, I was saying
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that I like your new hairdo.
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Oh.
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That's either
potato chip grease or glue.
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Only one way to find out.
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Oh.
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Peanut butter.
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That's nasty.
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This is why I always get
my own bowl of chips.
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Hey, so what's this history
collage you guys are working on?
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We're learning about
the Elaine Massacre in Arkansas.
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Hmm, I never learned
about that in school.
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Hundreds of Black people
were killed in a riot in 1919.
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The book says that state
officials tried to cover it up.
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Oh, this is a part
of the new
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diverse studies program
that your mom started, huh?
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Yeah, Mom doesn't want us
growing up
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as clueless as you guys did.
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Well...
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I don't want to be clueless,
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so I'm gonna learn
with you guys.
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My dad says
there's lots of people
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who'd rather act like
those things never happened.
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Well, unfortunately,
he's not wrong.
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Boys, set your alarm.
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It's time for me to get woke.
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I'm sorry,
he learned it from TikTok.
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There's nothing
I can do.
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And where would
Calvin's Pit Stop be
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without my Tina?
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She's the engine of my life
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with the performance chassis
that is built
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to hug my road.
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Ooh, that's fire, baby!
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Hold up.
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You're not really gonna
use that tonight, are you?
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Not anymore. No.
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Uh, so what time does
this little thing start tonight?
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Uh, well, this "little thing"
starts at00.
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Aren't you gonna get ready?
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Yeah, yeah, I'm just working
on my acceptance speech.
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How hard is it just to say,
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"Thank you, God,
thank you, Mama,"
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and get the hell off the stage?
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Um...
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Marilyn...
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I am supposed
to introduce Calvin tonight,
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but since you're here,
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why don't you say
some nice words
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about him in my place?
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Oh, Tina, that's a
wonderful idea. Thank you.
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Uh, Mama, you sure you can
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put together a speech
at the last minute?
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Last minute is when
I do my best work.
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Oh, babe.
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Um, I probably should've
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run that by you first.
I'm sorry.
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No, you know what, don't be.
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Thank you.
Mm.
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Now my mama will be forced
to brag about me in public.
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You know?
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I wonder what she's
gonna talk about first.
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You know, my business savvy,
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or how the community loves me?
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Or... oh, oh!
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Or how humble I am.
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Stop fighting me, Double Stuf!
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Excuse me,
Mrs. Johnson?
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Yep.
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Stan Simmons, Eden's dad.
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They said I'd find you
by the vending machine.
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That's sad.
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Um...
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How can I help you?
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I just want to say I'm,
uh, really struggling
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with this new
diversity curriculum.
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"Struggling"?
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Well, not me. More Eden.
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I mean, there's educating,
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and then there's burdening
our children with guilt,
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which can lead to depression
and God knows what else.
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Well, we certainly
don't want any of that.
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Mm-hmm.
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But the goal is
to tell the truth
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about our country's history.
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But by being exposed
to this curriculum,
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she's feeling responsible
for things
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she had nothing to do with.
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Like race riots and slavery.
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Well, our children
didn't fight the British,
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but we teach them about
the American Revolution.
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I just think it's
important for our kids
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to get the full picture.
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I was hoping to avoid this,
Mrs. Johnson, but, um...
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I donate a lot of money
to this school,
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and I'd hate to take it
and my child elsewhere.
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I think the old textbook
gave the right picture.
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If you donate so much money,
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why don't we have
better vending machines?
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Wow, Pop, it is crazy
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how this night is supposed
to be about you,
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but, uh, everybody is
loving on Mama Marilyn.
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Well, that's
all right.
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Because in a minute,
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she's about to give me
all my props.
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Now sit down and eat
your little sea bass.
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Fun fact.
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Marty, this is
the quiet part of the dinner.
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Uh, you okay?
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I'm fine. Why do you ask?
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Well, you're...
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double-fisting rosés.
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They're small.
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I just can't stop thinking about
that big donor from school.
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I've gotten more calls
about the new book.
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If we lose donations over this,
I could lose my job.
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Well, I think
you need to let
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all the parents
voice their opinions.
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I mean, if you're gonna
go down, go down fighting.
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You know what,
you're right.
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I'll call a meeting
and explain how important
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this new curriculum is.Yeah.
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Thanks, honey.
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Two more rosés, please.
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Relax, one's for you.
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Okay, all right,
everybody, here we go.
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Forks down, cameras up.
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Get your camera.
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Welcome, everybody.
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Here to introduce this year's
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Excellence in Business
award winner
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is a recipient herself
for her employment agency,
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and my first crush.
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Mrs. Marilyn Butler.
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Uh, uh, Tina, get me a napkin.
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This-this is about to get deep,
I'm sure.
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Okay.
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Thank you, everyone.
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What can I say
about my son, Calvin...
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...that he hasn't already
told you about himself?
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Okay, ev-everybody starts
their speech off with a joke.
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Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, no.
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That was a pretty good one.
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I always knew Calvin
would be his own boss.
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He had to be.
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No one else would hire him.
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Calvin, your mom is killing it.
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All my laughs are fake,
by the way.
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I'm so sorry, baby.
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Asking her to do
the intro was a mistake.
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No, Marty's outfit is a mistake.
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This is a disaster.
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Wow.
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Seriously, since there were
so many people tonight
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who thanked me for helping them
start their businesses,
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I think I should get
this award again.
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We love you, Marilyn!
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Sit on down, Frank.
Stop flirting.
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But, seriously,
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this award is
a great honor for my son.
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I'm sure he's gonna cherish
it like it's his first one.
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Because it is.
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Oh!
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This has got to be
almost over, right?
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If there's a God.
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I can go on and on about Calvin,
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but why do that
when he's so much better at it?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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this year's honoree
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and his own biggest fan,
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my son, Calvin Butler.
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Go, Daddy!
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Oh, she thinks she got jokes?
I got jokes.
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Ca-Calvin, don't do it.
She's your mother.
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You'll regret it.
Just stick to your speech.
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Baby, you'll be fine.
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All right, go ahead, baby!
That's my husband!Go, Dad! Go!
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You want me to stay
up here with you?
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Make sure
they keep laughing?
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No, Mama,
I got it. Uh, Frank?
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Would you mind? Thank you.Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.
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Yeah, please,
go with Frank, Mama.
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Thank you. And, uh...
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thank you, Mama,
for those kind words.
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If it wasn't
for your endless positivity,
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who knows
where I would be today?
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I mean, it's that kind
of motherly love
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and support that keeps me going.
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Is he making fun of me?
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Oh, the tiramisu
is delicious.
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Did you have some?
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And again,
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I just want to say thank you
to my wonderful mother,
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my beautiful wife,
my two sons,
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and the Chamber of Commerce
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for this great award.
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Thank you guys so much.
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So that's how you get
your laughs, huh?
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Making fun of your mama?
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I just read
from my speech.
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Just be happy
you can't read my mind.
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Ooh.
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Calvin, I've got to say...
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I'm kind of afraid
of your mom.
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Well, I'm a grown-ass man, Dave,
and I'm not.
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Oh, I think she's
coming back.
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Okay, okay...
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And that's why I stand
behind my decision.
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This book is not teaching
an alternate history.
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It's teaching
the history of America.
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The floor is open for comments.
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You did great, hon.
I'm really proud of you.
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Me, too. You know, I like
watching you take on the masses.
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And by "masses,"
I mean "ignorant asses."
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Stan Simmons, Eden's dad.
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The world's already
a scary place.
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We don't need
our children's innocent minds
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filled with stuff
they don't need to know about
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by so-called educators.
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Let our kids...
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be kids.
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Did he just say
"so-called"?
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Yes, he did.
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Hold my earrings.
This might get ugly.
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Mm-hmm.
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Here, hold my earrings, too.
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I'm her ride-or-die.
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Can we say something?
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Grover?
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What are you kids doing here?
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We came to say
we don't want the old book.
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We like the new one.
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We want to learn the truth
about our history.
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Yeah, we're not scared.
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We can handle anything.
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We eat the lunch here.
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We are the youth...
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And we want the truth!
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Sorry, Dad, I'm
not uncomfortable.
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You are.
These things happened.
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I need to know
about it.
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You kids are
too young for all of this.
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I disagree.
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If my son's old enough
to experience racism,
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then your daughter is
old enough to learn about it.
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Y-You're making a big mistake.
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And it's gonna cost you.
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Mr. Simmons,
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I know in my heart
if we don't tell
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the whole story,
that will be the mistake.
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But if parents like you
are gonna threaten
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to pull your donations
over this,
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then this isn't
the place for me.
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No, Ms. Johnson,
we love what you're doing.
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I'd be happy
to donate more money
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so our kids can learn
their true history.
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Us, too.Oh, count me in.
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And my kids don't even
go to this school.
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Thanks again
for your hospitality, Tina.
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And thanks for the ride
to the airport, boys.
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Somebody else was too busy.
353
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,856
Well, I don't remember
somebody asking me.
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00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,339
Well, I'm sorry you had
to cut your trip short.
355
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:34,950
Ouch, man. It's already
uncomfortable enough.
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00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,387
I don't need you
poking me.
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00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,215
Mama Marilyn,
are you sure
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you can't stay for
another day or two?
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00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,566
Uh, thank you, Malcolm,
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00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:45,395
but I know when
I'm not wanted.
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00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,441
Again...
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just reading
from my prepared speech.
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00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:52,924
Mm-hmm.
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00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:55,710
Disrespected by my own son.
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00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:58,843
"Disrespected"?
366
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,845
Me disrespecting you?
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00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:02,412
Oh!
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00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:05,415
Wow!
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00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:07,461
That is rich.
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00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:10,551
Boy, are you coming for me?
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00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,161
No, Mama,
this my house right here.
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00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:14,250
I need you to understand this...Oh! Oh! Oh!
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00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,470
Oh! Okay, oh, oh, wait,
okay, all right!
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00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:18,559
It is time
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that you both acknowledge
that you are just alike.
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00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,652
Spicy and lovable
all wrapped up into one.
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00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:27,046
Which is why I love you both.
378
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:30,005
But nobody is leaving my house
until you talk things out.
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00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:33,400
That's right, I said it.
380
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,493
Well, I guess
Tina told you.
381
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,627
I thought
she was telling you.
382
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:51,679
Ma, I just wanted this visit
to be different this time.
383
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,420
I mean, I was proud
of that award,
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00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,030
and I wanted
you to be, too.
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00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,946
Calvin,
I am proud of you.
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00:17:57,989 --> 00:18:00,166
Well, it doesn't
feel like it.
387
00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:02,298
In fact, it's never
felt like it.
388
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:05,127
My whole life, I've
been second with you.
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00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,434
I mean, and I'm
your firstborn.
390
00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:09,218
Curtis...
391
00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:11,090
he gets all
the attention.
392
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,048
And I got all
the wisecracks.
393
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,137
You didn't need
my attention.
394
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,966
Like Tina said,
we're just alike.
395
00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:21,100
Good-looking,
intelligent,
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00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,319
independent
and thick-skinned.
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00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:27,715
You see what you did?
What?
398
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,760
You were talking
about me, but really,
399
00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,632
it was a compliment
about you.
400
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,896
Oh, that's where
I get that from.
401
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:41,337
Son, you were the kind
of kid that if I said
402
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:43,557
there was something
impossible for you to do,
403
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,125
you would get up
the next day and just do it.
404
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:49,258
Well, why did I
get a whupping
405
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:51,260
when you said it was
impossible for me
406
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,132
to drive your car?
407
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,351
Baby, you were
only 12 years old.
408
00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,225
I mean, it was a small car,
you remember that?
409
00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,748
It was a little bitty car.
410
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:02,097
Yeah, I remember.
411
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,230
Look, you were
a shooting star then.
412
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:06,275
You're a shooting star now.
413
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,930
Well, that would've
been a nice line
414
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:10,975
for your speech
last night.
415
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,716
But where's
the fun in that?
416
00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:18,548
Calvin, I love
the man you've become.
417
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:21,812
Despite the fact that you was
gonna kick my ass out.
418
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,903
No, you were the one
that wanted to leave.
419
00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:27,688
Well, now I'll stay
420
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,994
a few extra days.
421
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,605
And you can
make it up to me.
422
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,609
My baby.
Thanks, Mama.
423
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,263
Thank you, honey.
424
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:38,786
So, uh...
425
00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:41,571
how many extra
days we talking?
426
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,313
I'm playing, I'm playing.
427
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:52,191
You know, it's been a while
since I've stretched out
428
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:54,323
the old karaoke
cords, but...
429
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,499
Mama Marilyn, you
are in for a treat.
430
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,545
Oh, no, baby.
431
00:19:58,588 --> 00:19:59,763
We're gonna save you
for last.
432
00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,116
Okay, baby, start us off.
433
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,988
Baby, you know I'm tired.
434
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:35,277
Say what
435
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:46,245
Come on, y'all!
436
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,421
So you still want
to follow this?
437
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:49,900
Nope.
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