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Okay, Tina.
What's your big news?
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So, remember back in the day
when I was in that girl group?
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Femme Nasty. They were like
Compton's Destiny's Child.
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I'm sorry, baby.
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No, I'm just excited for you.
Go ahead, go ahead.
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Okay. So, there's this TV show
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called Are They Still Alive?
And...
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Where they bring back
local music groups
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and answer the question,
"Are they still alive?"
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Please, no, baby, continue.
No, go, go.
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Okay, so as I was saying,
well, it turns out that...
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They want Femme Nasty
to perform!
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Sorry. Calvin told me
last night.
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Sorry, Calvin.
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Oh, wow, Tina. This is amazing.
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So you knew, too?
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Sorry,
I suck at lying.
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Well, anyway, I'm so excited.
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I have not seen Nicki or Janice
since before I had the boys.
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Oh, you three were inseparable.
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One time, I took Tina out,
and they all came.
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It was the most money
I ever spent at a Denny's.
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But once our song
hit the charts,
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everywhere Femme Nasty went,
our food was free.
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Yeah.
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You guys really were
Compton's Destiny's Child.
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And I bet you were
the Beyoncé.
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No, Gemma.
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Beyoncé was the me.
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God, I am so happy
to see my girls.
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How has it been so long?
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Oh, to quote the great...The years fly by.
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You had kids.
Janice and I moved away.
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I went to jail.
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You did not go to jail.
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I married a pastor,
so basically the same thing.
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But now the fellas
are in luck,
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because I am single
and ready to...
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Run amok?
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Sure, we'll go with that.
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Well, a lot has
changed for me. I...
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All right,
are we singing or what?Let's go.
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Ooh, ooh.
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Sorry, ladies.
It was kind of hard
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to find a tech guy
at the last minute.
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How's it going in there?
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You're good to go.
But it's gonna cost you
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two extra cupcakes
for my overtime.
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Y-You know what? It's just
so great seeing you ladies.
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You know, I can't remember
why we gave it up.
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Well, there were several reasons
why we gave it...
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Wait, hold up, hold up.
Something doesn't feel right.
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I need you two to
switch positions.
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Hurry up. Time is money.
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Oh, Janice, please don't slouch.
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Hey, uh, did we miss rehearsal?
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Sorry, guys. Dave is
somehow your biggest fan.
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Ladies, this is Dave and Gemma.
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And, uh, sorry, Femme Nasty
rehearsals are closed.
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I even kicked Calvin out.
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Hold on.
Those were the old rules.
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I like being watched.
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Okay, let's go.
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All right, uh, Gemma, could you
hit the button, please?
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Oh. Yeah.
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They're so good.
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They really connect
with their audience.
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Some of the audience.
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What?
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Grover, what happened?
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I was watching the nice lady
dance for Daddy.
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Well, it was working
the last time I touched it.
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Oh, there's your problem.
It's unplugged.
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Oh, my. I wonder
how that happened.
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Well, you guys have
a lot of rehearsing to do,
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so we're leaving.
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We are?
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Now, Dave.
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He was cute.
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Mm, I hope you talking
about Grover.
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No, I'm talking about Dave.
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That tall glass of milk,
he's got something.
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Yeah, it's called
a wife and child.
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Okay, everybody.Hey, what's up?
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Look, today is a big day
for our boy, Victor Davis.
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Who?
Who?
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Crackhead Victor.
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Oh!
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I mean, you could've
just said that.
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Look, Victor's out of rehab,
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and he's coming back
to start cutting hair again.
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Yeah, and if he doesn't
get the support he needs,
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he could go right back to
sleeping in your cars.
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Or impersonating you at the gym
so he can use their showers.
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Yeah, or stealing
your Amazon packages
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and then trying to
sell them back to you.
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Oh, hey.
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That's all in the past,
all right?
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Now, Victor needs all
of our help to move forward.
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Yeah, and I don't want him
to slide back into addiction
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after how hard he's worked,
so I've convinced Que
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to let him rent a chair until
he gets back on his feet.
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Now... okay, now,
here he comes.
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Everybody, let's give
him a warm welcome.
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Hey, everybody!Hey, Vic.
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Hey, Vic, man.
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How you doing?
You ready to get started?
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Yeah. I'm a little nervous.
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It's been a minute
since I've cut someone.
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Their hair, I mean.
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Uh, yeah, you know,
we might want
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to start you out on clippers.
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All right, everybody,
I'm out of here.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Pop, where you going?Dad?
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To the ballet, Malcolm.
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Look, I got six cars
waiting for me at the shop.
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Y'all got this.
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All right. Guys,
let's support our neighbor.
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Who's up first?
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Marty?
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Uh, listen.
Necie loves my hair long,
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and I love Necie, so no.
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Okay. Uh, Malcolm,
ready to jump in there?
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Uh, you know,
I would, Dave, but, uh,
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with my delicate hairline,
brother, I can't take any risks.
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You do it, Dave.
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You're married with a kid.
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Nobody cares how you look.
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All right. No problem.
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I trust Victor.
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I supervised craft time
at the VA, and his...
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his paper snowflakes
were transcendent.
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All right, Vic, let's do this.
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One micro-trim, please.
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Oh!
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Vic, I love it.
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You know, I was just saying
the other day that I wish...
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wish I could see more scalp,
and now I can.
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Okay.
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Vic, go that way!
Go that way!
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Ma'am, no, we can fix it!
We can fix it!
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W-W-Wait, wait, wait.
Little man, I-I can fix it.
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Looks like little man
is moving on up.
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I pray that little boy
is homeschooled.
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All right, you know what?
Don't worry.
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Hair, it always grows back.
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You better hope so.
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Okay, Gemma, check me out.
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They are never gonna forget
you're alive after tonight.
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Aw. Thank you.
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You know what,
I'm really enjoying
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reconnecting with my girls.
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You know, I even
rearranged the song,
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I redid our choreography,
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and I rehearsed them
to perfection.
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Aw. Great.
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But Nicki better not go
all "Private Dancer"
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on Dave again, or I might
have to give her
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a Hickory Corners
"how do you do?"
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Okay.
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Well, you know,
Nicki can be a lot,
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but don't worry,
she's harmless.
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Unlike these boots.
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Damn it.
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Malcolm should've delivered
that cupcake order an hour ago.
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You know, I'm just
gonna see if he's home.
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I got to go, too.
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Oh, shouldn't you get out
of your costume first?
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Girl, I'm wearing
three pairs of Spanx.
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I'm in this costume
till you cut me out of it.
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Malcolm?
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Clothes all over the place.
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Music blasting.
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I raised these boys
better than this.
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Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I guess somebody must be busy.
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I know that laugh.
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Nicki?
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Tina?
Mama?
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Mama?!
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Oh, hell no!
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Mama!Tina, listen.
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I had no idea.
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Look, Ma, it's true, okay?
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We met the other
night at Ernie's,
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and one thing
led to another.
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But I swear I didn't recognize
her from your old photos.
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Well, obviously--
she looks much older now.
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No, you didn't.
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Yes, I did.
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Tina, this was just
an innocent hookup
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between two consenting adults.
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Malcolm is not just any adult.
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He's my baby.
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So whatever this is, it's over.
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Uh, wait a minute, Ma.Wait, you can't
tell us what to do.
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Right.If we want to keep seeing
each other, we will.
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Hell, if we want to run off
and get married, we will.
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Uh, who is "we"?
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You know what, Nicki?
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You're right.
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We're all adults.
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We can do whatever we want.
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Like, if I want to cancel
our show tonight, I can!
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You can't cancel our show.
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Just because your bossy ass
used to tell us what to do
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doesn't mean you still can.
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Where do you get off
calling me bossy?
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That's the reason
we broke up, Tina.
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You were a control freak then,
and you're a control freak now.
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Ah, oh, well,
you're just a freak.
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Oh.
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Well, this freak is performing
tonight with or without you.
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She dipped on me.
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What were you thinking?
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I don't know, Ma.
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But, uh, whatever it was,
just trust me,
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I will not be thinking it again.
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Whoa, man. You never sneak up
on a former crackhead.
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We were just coming
to check in on you.
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How you doing, Vic?
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The haircut was that bad, huh?
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No. Come on. Can a haircut
ever really be bad?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yours.
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Well, it's okay, it's okay.
I know I messed up.
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Hell, I made a little boy
look like George Jefferson.
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Obviously, this ain't
gonna work out.
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Whoa, hold on, Vic.
That's not true. Look.
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Everyone needs a
practice swing.
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Or three.
232
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Look, but we are not
gonna let you quit.
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You have come too far.
234
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Yeah, man,
you cannot be a quitter.
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Uh, uh, with-with this,
specifically.
236
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Uh, it's totally okay to...
to quit crack.
237
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I just feel like everybody's
just watching
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and waiting for me to mess up.
239
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Well, you just need to find
a way to block that out.
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You know, find a way
to get into your own world.
241
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You know what, Vic?
242
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Just give it one more day.
I've got a plan.
243
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Okay, but you're not
gonna make us do
244
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any more trust falls again,
are you?
245
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'Cause we did enough of that
at the VA.
246
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No, that is not the plan.
247
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God, you know,
you drop a guy one time,
248
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and suddenly everyone
hates trust falls.
249
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Can't believe Nicki
would betray me like that!
250
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Hell, I may be taking my life
251
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into my own hands here,
but, uh...
252
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...technically, she didn't know
she betrayed you.
253
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She didn't know who Malcolm was.
254
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But when she found out,
255
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she said that
she was gonna keep on
256
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dating him
if she wanted to!
257
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But, babe, I'm sure she
said that because she was mad.
258
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I mean, you used to love Nicki
for being a feisty free spirit.
259
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Well, that was before she
free-spirited all over our son.
260
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You know, I was so excited
about getting back together,
261
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and she just ruined it.
262
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Tina...
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You know, she had the nerve
264
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to call me a control freak.
265
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Said that we broke up
because I have opinions.
266
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Well... I mean, well, baby,
267
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you know, back in the day,
you were one
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to definitely...
269
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Are you taking her side?
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'Cause it sounds to me
like you're taking her side.
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Of course not.
272
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Why would I be taking her side
273
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when, clearly, you're the one
who's right here?
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Hey, y'all. Mama, can we talk?
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Well, you know what?
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I'm gonna let y'all
have at it, all right?
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But, uh, safety first.
278
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Mama, I'm sorry
we upset you.
279
00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:04,974
But even though
you're mad at Nicki...
280
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,890
...you're mad at us...
281
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...you should still do
the show tonight.
282
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,504
Now, why would I do that?
283
00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,071
Uh, because it might be
the last time
284
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you get to perform
with Femme Nasty.
285
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You can't miss that.
286
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:21,599
And I was so looking forward
to hitting that stage again.
287
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,732
Exactly. And you always said
288
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:26,126
you loved performing
with Janice and Nicki.
289
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Not everybody gets a chance
to relive their dreams.
290
00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:32,262
So what you're saying is
I shouldn't let
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Nicki's cradle-robbing ass
steal all the glory.
292
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Th-That's...
that-that is not what I said.
293
00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:40,183
Th-That's... that...
th-that's what I heard.
294
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:51,499
Whew. Still pitchy.
295
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,675
Good to know nothing's changed.
296
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:56,939
You're right.
I can't hit that
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00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:58,767
self-righteous note
you do so perfectly.
298
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C-Can I...
can I just say one thing?
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Yeah, but I don't know why
you're screaming, though.
300
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,862
Ever since we got started...
301
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:09,778
Ladies, you're on in two.
302
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,433
It is time for me to greet
my adoring fans.
303
00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:14,217
You mean the ones
who came to see me?
304
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:16,306
Can't we just get along?Janice, please!
305
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,265
Look, for somebody so quiet,
you sure do talk a lot.
306
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,937
Oh, my gosh, don't
they look great?
307
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:40,417
You better not
answer that.
308
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:16,018
Wow, it... it's like
she's singing just to me.
309
00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:21,023
You better hope not, buddy,
or we're going home.
310
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,809
Don't tell Mom,
but between you and me,
311
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,029
I totally get it.
312
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,946
Brother, you don't even know.
313
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:33,688
Come on.
314
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,951
It's like she's singing
just to me.
315
00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:39,302
Uh, look away,
little man.
316
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,739
You don't want the drama
that comes with that.
317
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:55,710
Ooh.
318
00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:08,201
Oh!It is always the quiet ones.
319
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,294
Thank you! Thank you!
320
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,514
Oh, my God.
321
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:20,474
Femme Nasty
is still nasty.
322
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:22,563
Oh, God,
I hate to admit it,
323
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:24,652
but you were amazing.
324
00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:27,698
And I hate to admit it more,
but so were you.
325
00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:31,528
Oh, it felt good
out there.
326
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,487
Yeah, it did.
327
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,142
I promise
I'll come back.
328
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:37,752
Janice!
329
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,710
I mean, come on,
who knew you had it in you?
330
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:41,277
Well, that's
because y'all two
331
00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:43,497
never shut up and
let me get a note in.
332
00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:46,935
Now, y'all need to grow up
and work this thing out.
333
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,284
I'm gonna go talk
to my fans, okay?
334
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:52,071
Okay. Okay.
Oh, I'm back! Hey!
335
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,378
Whew.
336
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:56,945
Tina...
337
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,817
I am truly sorry
about all of this.
338
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:02,342
Yeah. I'm sorry, too.
339
00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:04,648
Partly my fault for making
such a good-looking son.
340
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,302
You sure did.
341
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:08,391
Hey.
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00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:09,740
Careful there.
343
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,961
You know, Nicki,
you were right.
344
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:18,575
You know, I was bossy
when we were coming up, and...
345
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:21,012
I'd just hate to think that
that was the reason we broke up.
346
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:23,276
Tina, there were
a lot of reasons.
347
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:25,800
Yeah, didn't you sleep
with our manager?
348
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:28,107
Like I said, there were
a lot of reasons.
349
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,024
But we are all exactly
where we should be.
350
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,157
Could you imagine us
being on tour right now?
351
00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:38,117
Ooh, girl, no.
I go to sleep at15.
352
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:43,209
Well, hopefully, we don't
have to be in a group
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00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:45,080
to be friends again.
354
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,474
Nicki, we never stopped
being friends.
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00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,128
Give me some.
356
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:51,521
Girl, girl, give me some.
357
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:58,441
Now that we have
that behind us,
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00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:01,096
what's up with Marty?Girl, I will stab you.
359
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:05,579
You better stop playing.
360
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:12,977
Do you like it?
361
00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:14,327
Hell no, I don't like it.
362
00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:16,894
Man, I love it.
363
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:19,680
Okay.
Yes!
364
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:22,639
Man, I look like
the old Steve Harvey.
365
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,035
Aw, man, yo,
I do not get it.
366
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,124
How did Vic make Pop
look like a GQmodel
367
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,344
and Dave look like an
unsupervised toddler?
368
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,175
Man, you've got to love Prince.
369
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:38,742
I'm cutting hair like it's 1999.
370
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,440
Thanks, Dave.
371
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:41,919
You were right.
These things really do work.
372
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:43,704
It was like I was
in my own world.
373
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:45,532
Yeah, man.
You know, down at the VA,
374
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:47,098
whenever you needed space,
you listened to music,
375
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,230
so I thought those might help.
376
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:49,666
Yeah, it was great.
377
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,059
No kids were harmed today.
378
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,583
Kids were harmed another day?
379
00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:58,197
Uh... I don't think you want
to ask that question.
380
00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:00,024
You know what?
381
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,157
Y'all really believed in me
when I didn't.
382
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:04,028
Dave, to thank you,
I'm gonna fix
383
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,640
that busted-up cut I gave you.
384
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,250
What busted-up cut?
385
00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:09,469
Uh, Daddy, no, Dad-Daddy, no...No, no, no.
386
00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:10,557
No, Daddy, don't!
387
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:16,476
Victor carved Dave up
like a jack-o'-lantern,
388
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,391
and y'all let me sit
in his chair?
389
00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:22,743
All three of y'all
are out of my will.
390
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:24,223
Daddy, come on, man!
391
00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:25,746
I didn't know he
was gonna do that.
392
00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:27,748
I was in the will?
393
00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:30,316
Calvin!
What was I gonna get?
394
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,371
and TOYOTA.
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