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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,221 --> 00:00:06,049 ♪ 2 00:00:06,223 --> 00:00:08,791 I got great news, babe. 3 00:00:08,965 --> 00:00:10,793 Okay, stir this. 4 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:13,796 I said stir it, not stare at it. 5 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:15,841 Um... 6 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:18,279 as I was saying, 7 00:00:18,453 --> 00:00:19,845 I just booked our first client for our new 8 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,673 custom car wrapping division. 9 00:00:21,847 --> 00:00:23,893 Ooh! My baby's a mogul. 10 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:26,243 Oh, I can see it now. 11 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:27,288 See what? 12 00:00:27,462 --> 00:00:28,724 That Hermès Birkin bag 13 00:00:28,898 --> 00:00:30,073 you're gonna buy me when you blow up. 14 00:00:31,422 --> 00:00:33,990 If I buy a bag for 20K, 15 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:36,819 it better come with 40K in it. 16 00:00:37,994 --> 00:00:41,345 Okay, now I need you to start lining. 17 00:00:41,519 --> 00:00:45,175 Now, Tina, are you sure that you can handle working at the shop 18 00:00:45,306 --> 00:00:47,264 with Tina-licious Cakes starting to take off? 19 00:00:47,438 --> 00:00:49,005 I mean, I can always hire another manager. 20 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:50,920 Oh, of course I can, baby. 21 00:00:51,094 --> 00:00:54,619 I am a multitasking goddess. 22 00:00:55,881 --> 00:00:57,405 Don't worry, baby. 23 00:00:57,535 --> 00:00:59,059 I can handle it all. 24 00:00:59,189 --> 00:01:02,105 Mmm. Mm-mm! Mm-mm! 25 00:01:03,759 --> 00:01:05,804 What was I saying? 26 00:01:05,935 --> 00:01:07,458 Nothing important. 27 00:01:10,461 --> 00:01:12,289 All right, let me get back to being a mogul. 28 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:14,944 Um... 29 00:01:15,118 --> 00:01:16,859 Uh, babe?Yeah, babe? 30 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:18,643 Um... Never mind. 31 00:01:18,774 --> 00:01:20,210 Have a great day, sweet cheeks. 32 00:01:22,691 --> 00:01:24,214 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 33 00:01:24,345 --> 00:01:25,433 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 34 00:01:30,742 --> 00:01:32,353 Can I do unicorn cupcakes? 35 00:01:32,527 --> 00:01:34,311 Oh, for five dollars a pop, 36 00:01:34,485 --> 00:01:36,444 I'll hop on a unicorn and deliver them myself. 37 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:40,143 Okay, all right, thanks for calling. 38 00:01:40,317 --> 00:01:43,103 Where are you gonna find a unicorn? 39 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:45,627 Well, with that head full of hair of yours, I'm gonna slap 40 00:01:45,801 --> 00:01:47,977 this cone on your head and ride your ass over there, come on! 41 00:01:48,151 --> 00:01:50,675 Giddy up! 42 00:01:50,806 --> 00:01:53,809 Wow, Tina, your business is really taking off. 43 00:01:53,983 --> 00:01:56,203 I want to be you when I grow up. 44 00:01:56,377 --> 00:01:58,901 Ooh, and I just booked another car wrap 45 00:01:59,031 --> 00:02:00,946 for the auto shop. Boom! 46 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,600 [laughs] Oh. 47 00:02:02,774 --> 00:02:04,515 Hey, what's cooking, good lookings? 48 00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:06,822 Hey, hon! Tina had so many bakery orders, 49 00:02:06,996 --> 00:02:08,476 she ran out of space in her kitchen. 50 00:02:08,606 --> 00:02:10,391 You know, well, I'd love to help, 51 00:02:10,565 --> 00:02:13,176 but, uh, I'm busy with youth baseball. 52 00:02:13,350 --> 00:02:14,612 You're looking at the new assistant 53 00:02:14,786 --> 00:02:17,746 to the assistant coach of the Pasadena Dodgers. 54 00:02:19,574 --> 00:02:22,054 Doesn't that just make you a team dad? 55 00:02:22,229 --> 00:02:24,274 Uh, does a team dad wear a cup? 56 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:27,234 I don't know how to answer that. 57 00:02:29,801 --> 00:02:31,760 You know, Tina, you're really taking on a lot. 58 00:02:31,934 --> 00:02:34,545 Um, Gemma, 59 00:02:34,719 --> 00:02:36,547 you dare doubt a woman whose cupcakes 60 00:02:36,721 --> 00:02:38,419 taste like manna from heaven? 61 00:02:38,593 --> 00:02:41,552 Ah... I'll be fine. 62 00:02:41,683 --> 00:02:43,554 I'm killing it at the auto shop as I always do. 63 00:02:43,728 --> 00:02:46,557 And Tina-licious Cakes is a dream come true. 64 00:02:46,731 --> 00:02:48,429 All right. Won't He do it?! 65 00:02:48,603 --> 00:02:50,344 Oh, Calvin taught me this. 66 00:02:50,518 --> 00:02:52,041 Oh. Yes, He will! 67 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:54,217 Oh, okay! 68 00:02:56,306 --> 00:02:58,743 Here we go, eyes on the ball. 69 00:02:58,917 --> 00:03:00,441 [grunting] 70 00:03:00,615 --> 00:03:03,313 [both cheering, clamoring] 71 00:03:03,444 --> 00:03:05,010 Way to go, Grover! 72 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,621 I missed it by a whole foot. 73 00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:09,319 Yes, you did, but that's two feet closer than last time. 74 00:03:10,973 --> 00:03:12,888 Yeah, you know what, why don't you just, uh, go some water, 75 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:14,585 we'll start working on your, uh... 76 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:15,630 Everything else. 77 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:17,327 Yes. 78 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:19,199 Hey, you know what, buddy, it's okay. 79 00:03:19,373 --> 00:03:21,679 You're gonna get better.You're a good dad. 80 00:03:21,853 --> 00:03:23,812 But a terrible liar. 81 00:03:27,511 --> 00:03:30,384 Hey, Coach, I've been going over your team practice stats, 82 00:03:30,558 --> 00:03:32,647 and we're on track to lose every game this season. 83 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,911 Oh, man, this is 84 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:38,740 my JV pickleball team all over again. 85 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:44,093 Hey, Ariel and her son, Eli, are stopping by. 86 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:46,051 Oh, y'all still making out in cars? 87 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,357 Nah, we're way past that. 88 00:03:47,444 --> 00:03:49,272 Last time was the bedroom display at Ikea. 89 00:03:49,446 --> 00:03:50,621 [chuckles] 90 00:03:50,795 --> 00:03:52,536 Hey, how you been?What's going on? 91 00:03:56,018 --> 00:03:57,106 [clears throat loudly] 92 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:58,803 [both muttering] 93 00:03:58,934 --> 00:04:00,196 Hey! Hey, Eli! 94 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:01,937 What's going on? 95 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:03,243 We were just in the neighborhood, so we thought 96 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:05,027 we'd just stop by and say hi. 97 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:06,071 "In the neighborhood"? 98 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,856 It took us an hour to get here. 99 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:09,945 [exhales] Anyway... 100 00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:11,468 Let's take a picture for my followers. 101 00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:12,904 #CoupleGoals. 102 00:04:13,078 --> 00:04:15,255 Ah, okay. [chuckles] 103 00:04:15,429 --> 00:04:17,779 All right! Uh, make sure you tag me. 104 00:04:17,909 --> 00:04:19,433 Yeah. Tag you? 105 00:04:19,563 --> 00:04:21,130 Since when do you care about social media? 106 00:04:21,304 --> 00:04:23,219 You thought a hashtag came on the side of a McMuffin. 107 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:24,916 [laughs] 108 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:27,092 [mutters] 109 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,704 Hey, Eli, do you play baseball? 110 00:04:29,878 --> 00:04:31,488 Nah. I'm more into basketball. 111 00:04:31,662 --> 00:04:33,664 Malcolm is a really good coach. 112 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:35,275 You should give it a try. 113 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:37,842 Uh, yeah, let's grab you a bat and let's see 114 00:04:37,973 --> 00:04:39,453 what you got.All right, let's do it! 115 00:04:39,627 --> 00:04:41,281 All right, all right. 116 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:43,152 Here you go.DAVE: All right! 117 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:44,849 All right, now... 118 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:47,243 Gonna start you off nice and easy, okay? 119 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:49,332 Yeah, here we go. 120 00:04:49,506 --> 00:04:50,899 Oh! 121 00:04:51,073 --> 00:04:53,380 DAVE: I'm okay! 122 00:04:53,554 --> 00:04:55,686 All right... I'm just gonna move further back. 123 00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:57,558 All right, well, 124 00:04:57,732 --> 00:04:59,690 the next one's gonna come in a little bit faster, okay? 125 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:01,692 Now get ready. 126 00:05:01,866 --> 00:05:02,824 Here we go. 127 00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:04,782 Oh! Oh! 128 00:05:04,956 --> 00:05:07,524 DAVE: Ah, okay, good news. 129 00:05:07,698 --> 00:05:09,439 Cup worked.Yeah! 130 00:05:11,963 --> 00:05:13,356 All right, Eli. 131 00:05:13,530 --> 00:05:15,140 You might be a natural, man. 132 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,534 Hey, Mal, if we had a hitter like Eli on the team, 133 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:19,667 our odds of winning a game would go up 200%. 134 00:05:19,797 --> 00:05:21,146 He has got to join the team. 135 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,887 All right, look, Marty, calm down, okay? 136 00:05:23,061 --> 00:05:24,324 Eli? 137 00:05:24,498 --> 00:05:25,847 You have got to join this team. 138 00:05:28,937 --> 00:05:31,592 Hang on, okay... 139 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:33,724 Tina-licious Cakes... 140 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:35,813 set. 141 00:05:35,987 --> 00:05:38,207 And Calvin's Pit Stop... 142 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:40,601 booked. Ha! Damn I'm good. 143 00:05:40,775 --> 00:05:42,951 [phone ringing] 144 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:45,127 Tina's Calvin Pit-- 145 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:47,129 I mean, uh, Calvin's Pit Stop. 146 00:05:47,303 --> 00:05:49,566 Yes, o-of course. 147 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:51,394 See you tomorrow, all right. 148 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:53,614 All right. Hey, babe-- oh! 149 00:05:53,788 --> 00:05:56,356 Oh! Oh...Damn it, my prettiest toe! 150 00:05:56,530 --> 00:05:58,923 I'm sorry, baby. 151 00:05:59,054 --> 00:06:01,143 I had a few of my baking supplies sent here, 152 00:06:01,273 --> 00:06:02,579 'cause I couldn't miss the delivery. 153 00:06:02,753 --> 00:06:04,059 They'll be gone tonight. 154 00:06:04,233 --> 00:06:05,800 Yeah, okay. I guess it's all right. 155 00:06:05,974 --> 00:06:07,367 I don't need all my toes. 156 00:06:08,846 --> 00:06:11,371 But what I do need is for my employees to get paid. 157 00:06:11,545 --> 00:06:13,024 You forgot to cut the checks today. 158 00:06:13,198 --> 00:06:14,591 Oh, don't be silly. 159 00:06:14,765 --> 00:06:16,506 I cut checks on Friday. 160 00:06:16,637 --> 00:06:17,986 Today is Friday. 161 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,380 No, today is Thursday, 162 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:23,252 because the window washers come on Friday. 163 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:26,603 Hi, Jerry. 164 00:06:29,998 --> 00:06:32,783 Listen, babe, ever since we opened the new division, 165 00:06:32,957 --> 00:06:35,438 you show up late and leave early. 166 00:06:35,612 --> 00:06:37,701 Now I know it's because 167 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:39,790 you started your little side business, but... 168 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:42,402 if any other employee had done this, 169 00:06:42,576 --> 00:06:44,404 their ass would be out of here. 170 00:06:44,578 --> 00:06:46,580 Well, Calvin, I am not any other employee. 171 00:06:46,754 --> 00:06:48,233 I'm your wife. 172 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,584 And I know I've had a few hiccups, 173 00:06:50,714 --> 00:06:52,977 but trust me when I tell you, I got this. 174 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:53,978 All right, Tina. 175 00:06:54,109 --> 00:06:55,632 [phone rings]Okay. 176 00:06:55,806 --> 00:06:58,374 Tina's Pit-cakes. 177 00:06:58,505 --> 00:07:00,420 I did that on purpose. 178 00:07:03,771 --> 00:07:05,207 [giggles] 179 00:07:05,337 --> 00:07:07,165 Oh, damn! [grunting] 180 00:07:14,259 --> 00:07:16,087 Say hi, sweetie.Huh? 181 00:07:16,261 --> 00:07:18,481 [stammers] Am I on this?! 182 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:20,483 Mm-hmm.Um... 183 00:07:20,657 --> 00:07:22,224 Hi. 184 00:07:23,486 --> 00:07:25,880 I brought my fav hard seltzer. 185 00:07:26,054 --> 00:07:28,796 Love! Oh. 186 00:07:28,926 --> 00:07:31,625 And this vegan beef jerky is to die for! 187 00:07:31,799 --> 00:07:34,845 But no animal had to.[chuckling] 188 00:07:35,019 --> 00:07:36,978 Try some, babe.Oh, okay. 189 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:39,546 Hmm, more? 190 00:07:40,982 --> 00:07:42,636 Oh, he loves it. 191 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:44,507 [giggles] Don't you? 192 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:46,857 [mouth full]: Yeah, this is very vegan-y. 193 00:07:47,031 --> 00:07:49,033 [laughs] 194 00:07:49,164 --> 00:07:51,296 Until next time, Ariel Nation. 195 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,342 Um... 196 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:55,083 Are you cool if I spit this out? 197 00:07:55,257 --> 00:07:56,476 Oh, yeah. 198 00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:02,482 So... what do you want to do? 199 00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:06,181 Well, the movie's not until a couple hours. 200 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:08,836 You know what, why don't we just sit down 201 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:10,664 and, uh, and talk to each other? 202 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:11,969 I'm down. 203 00:08:12,143 --> 00:08:13,623 All right, come on. [chuckles] 204 00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:15,103 Have a seat. 205 00:08:15,277 --> 00:08:16,887 Mm. Ah! 206 00:08:17,061 --> 00:08:17,845 All right. 207 00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:22,763 Hey, hey, hey, babe? 208 00:08:22,937 --> 00:08:25,026 You look great, but I meant without your phone. 209 00:08:25,156 --> 00:08:27,289 Oh, talk. 210 00:08:27,463 --> 00:08:28,986 Yeah. Yeah. 211 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,684 Okay.Yeah. 212 00:08:31,946 --> 00:08:34,122 So, um... 213 00:08:34,296 --> 00:08:36,124 How was the rest of your day? 214 00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:38,996 Fine. I had a salad. 215 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:40,737 Okay. That's...Do you want to see a picture of it? 216 00:08:40,911 --> 00:08:42,696 No. No. 217 00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:49,311 I know what salads look like. 218 00:08:49,441 --> 00:08:51,705 [chuckles]Oh. Yeah. [chuckles] 219 00:08:53,054 --> 00:08:55,099 [exhales] 220 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:57,406 So...Mm-hmm. 221 00:08:57,580 --> 00:08:59,713 You want to show me your bedroom? 222 00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:02,150 That's what I'm talking about.Oh! [chuckles] 223 00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:06,981 No, I understand, sir. There's no excuse 224 00:09:07,155 --> 00:09:09,940 for ordering snow tires in Los Angeles. 225 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:13,770 I take full responsibility 226 00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:16,904 for what my wife independently did. 227 00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:19,384 Yeah, just bring it back in, and we'll switch them out. 228 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,909 And I'll throw in a wash. All right. 229 00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:23,432 Yeah. 230 00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:26,435 Man, that's the third complaint today. 231 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,611 But this bad boy's gonna change my mood right here. 232 00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:30,221 [chuckles] 233 00:09:30,395 --> 00:09:31,614 Midnight black wrapping. 234 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:33,790 Interior LED lights. 235 00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:36,619 I might steal this sucker from my own shop. [chuckles] 236 00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:39,579 Yes, I need to speak with someone in shipping. 237 00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:42,146 I never got my unicorn cupcake wrappings. 238 00:09:42,277 --> 00:09:45,541 You guys just sent black wrappers and LED lights. 239 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:47,195 What the hell?! 240 00:09:51,939 --> 00:09:54,594 Never mind. 241 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,597 [chuckles]: Oh. 242 00:09:57,727 --> 00:09:59,860 See, what-what ha-happened was... 243 00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:01,644 Well, you know, it was a mix-up. 244 00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:03,472 [chuckles] Well, it's... 245 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:05,213 It's pretty, though, huh? Right. 246 00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:07,737 Tina, this is a pretty damn expensive mistake. 247 00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:10,697 You know what? I hate to do this. 248 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:14,135 I might regret doing this, but I got to do this. 249 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:15,397 You're fired. 250 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:27,409 [jazz music playing][Tina scatting along] 251 00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:32,022 [groans] 252 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,025 Oh. 253 00:10:35,199 --> 00:10:37,245 Oh, well, look who finally made it home. 254 00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:39,856 Not funny, Ella. 255 00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:41,031 [music turns off] 256 00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:42,772 You know I had to take the bus. 257 00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:44,861 Next time you fire your wife, 258 00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:46,733 be sure you drive. 259 00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:51,781 Know what? Tina, that was business. 260 00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:53,914 It wasn't personal. Uh... 261 00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:57,265 Hold up. Is that my 18-year-old single malt Scotch 262 00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:58,919 that I've been saving 263 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,181 for when the Clippers win the championship? 264 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:02,096 Oh, it is. 265 00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,706 And it's totally personal. 266 00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,666 [chuckles] 267 00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,493 Oh, that's cold-blooded, Tina. 268 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,496 I-I... What is that I smell burning? 269 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,673 Oh, it's just your last 270 00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:16,023 overpriced Cuban cigar. 271 00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:18,155 You know, I don't know why you like these things. 272 00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,809 It smells horrible.[sputters] 273 00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:23,639 Have you lost your damn mind? 274 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:26,555 No. Just my damn job. 275 00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:29,210 [knock on door] 276 00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:32,692 How can I help you?Oh, hey, guys. 277 00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:34,955 We still on for Yahtzee?Um, 278 00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:37,522 is everything okay?Everything is fine. 279 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,655 Oh! I got fired today. 280 00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:42,571 Wait, what? Calvin, how could you? 281 00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:43,746 Your own wife? 282 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,400 Oh, Dave! 283 00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:47,881 Welcome to Team Tina. 284 00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:50,405 Wait, Tina, what happened?No, go ahead. Go ahead, Tina. 285 00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:51,928 Tell 'em the whole story. 286 00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:53,756 How you made a gang of mistakes. 287 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:56,541 First, she didn't pay the light bill. 288 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,066 She ordered the wrong parts for certain cars. 289 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:02,678 And then she put in that perfumy soap that I hate 290 00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,811 in the bathroom. Smell it.Oh. 291 00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,856 No, thank you. I already smelled it when I walked in. 292 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,600 And, by the way, I washed your drawers in it, too. 293 00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:15,299 To be fair, you did say 294 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,824 Tina-licious Cakes was taking up all of your time. 295 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:21,088 The devil doesn't need any advocates, Gemma. 296 00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:24,091 I'm just saying, Calvin does have a business to run. 297 00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:25,701 TINA: Oh.Exactly. 298 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,747 Okay, hold on, Gemma. So, if you 299 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,183 hired me to mediate at your school 300 00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:31,402 and I made amistake... 301 00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:32,752 A gang of mistakes.DAVE: Okay. 302 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,885 You would fire me on the spot? 303 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:36,886 Hell yeah. 304 00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,409 [grunts]Wow. 305 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,107 Who are you? 306 00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:45,373 Welcome to Team Calvin, all right? [chuckles][chuckles] 307 00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:48,245 Well, thanks to one of you for stopping by. 308 00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:49,943 And I was talking about Dave. 309 00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:53,990 Yeah, I-I got it. 310 00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,949 You know what? I need a drink. Give me this, Dave.What? 311 00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:57,559 Yeah. 312 00:12:57,689 --> 00:13:00,518 Mm. Mm! What the hell? 313 00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:01,998 You know, it was too Scotch-y, 314 00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:04,914 so I added Mountain Dew to the bottle. 315 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:11,965 [whoops][chuckles] Yo, that was our best practice yet. 316 00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:14,489 But I still didn't hit the ball.Yeah, 317 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,447 but you know what? Every time you swung, 318 00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:18,798 you stayed on your feet. 319 00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:21,583 Oh, my God, I'm gonna go tell Mom. 320 00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:22,976 I'm an athlete! 321 00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:25,021 Yeah. 322 00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,372 Team is looking pretty good. We should celebrate. 323 00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,505 Yeah. Well, looks like we got some... 324 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,594 hard seltzer and some vegan jerky. 325 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:35,292 Ooh, yes and, uh, yes again. 326 00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:39,862 Well, Ariel brought this nasty stuff over, but, uh... 327 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:42,430 I guess one man's trash is another man's trash.[chuckles] 328 00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:45,607 Hey, how's it going with her? And you better say great, 329 00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,696 because her kid is the key to us winning. 330 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,872 Well, to be honest, fellas, Ariel and I 331 00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:53,702 have a ton of physical chemistry but, uh, not much else. 332 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,225 I think I might have to break up with her. 333 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:57,097 N-No, no. 334 00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:59,447 Uh... 335 00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,014 Malcolm, y-you need to make that work. 336 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,842 At least until playoffs. 337 00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:06,236 Uh, Dave, that is months away. 338 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,760 I-I'm not sure this relationship is gonna last that long.Well, look, 339 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,110 you're gonna have to suck it up, 340 00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:12,939 because if you break up with her, 341 00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,331 she is gonna pull her son from the team, 342 00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:17,291 and, Malcolm, Grover needs a win. 343 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,250 Whoa, Dave, 344 00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:21,686 it sounds like youneed a win. 345 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,037 Well, can't it be both? 346 00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:28,389 Okay, man, I... I guess I can make it work. 347 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,260 What? 348 00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:32,959 Malcolm, you're not seriously considering using a woman 349 00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:35,309 so that a youth baseball team can win a trophy? 350 00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:38,268 Okay. You know, look, I'm just trying to save Grover 351 00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:39,704 from a lifetime of therapy. 352 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,621 And "using" is such an ugly word. 353 00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:45,319 Okay. Well, as someone 354 00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:46,276 who has been to therapy... Mind your business. 355 00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,889 I got some other words for what's happening here. 356 00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:51,455 How about manipulating? 357 00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,283 Deceiving? 358 00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:54,763 Exploiting! 359 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,069 All right. You know what, Marty? 360 00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:57,331 I've got a couple words for you, too. 361 00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:58,462 How about "stay out of it"?! 362 00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:04,860 All right. Let's see what you got next.Okay. 363 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,167 Mm, mm. Mmm. 364 00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:09,082 Okay. 365 00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:10,953 Mm-hmm.Mm-hmm? 366 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,955 Chocolate-covered strawberries.[laughs] 367 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,827 Wow. 368 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,786 You are killing this blindfold fruit challenge.[chuckles] 369 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,180 Mmm.Now let's see 370 00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,225 if you know what this is.Okay. 371 00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:27,317 Mmm. Mmm, yeah, that-that... That tastes like round two. 372 00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:29,319 [laughs]Yeah. Uh... 373 00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:31,321 Maybe this time 374 00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:32,714 we can take it to the bedroom.Oh. 375 00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:33,976 I like that. [chuckles][chuckles] 376 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,587 Aah.Oh. Uh, let me get those for you. 377 00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:38,111 Yeah. [chuckles][chuckles] 378 00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:39,939 You know, I got to say, 379 00:15:40,113 --> 00:15:41,505 this is a lot more fun 380 00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:43,594 than the last time I was in handcuffs. 381 00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:46,293 I thought you said this was your first time. 382 00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:47,947 Oh. [chuckles] 383 00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,775 Yeah, I, uh, got arrested at a protest. 384 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,734 Oh.[chuckles]: Yeah. 385 00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,562 I've been to one of those. [chuckles] 386 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,738 Wait. Oh, really? Which one did you go to?Mm-hmm. 387 00:15:56,868 --> 00:16:01,134 W-Was it BLM, climate change or, uh, universal health care? 388 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:03,614 I can't remember, 389 00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:05,573 but it was lit! 390 00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,749 [laughs]I mean, 391 00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,577 I get the best pictures 392 00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:12,145 just walking through the tear gas. 393 00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:16,323 It's like the police gave us the perfect filter. [chuckles] 394 00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:18,542 I even got 5,000 more followers 395 00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:20,196 after that photo shoot. 396 00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:22,851 Do you mean "protest"? 397 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,984 Yeah, sure. Whatever. [scoffs] 398 00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:29,162 Uh... [chuckles] 399 00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,816 Damn it, I can't do this no more. 400 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,644 [chuckles] Relax, honey. 401 00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:35,995 I found the key. 402 00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:37,997 No. No. Ariel, I'm... 403 00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,824 I'm talking about us. 404 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,391 I, uh... 405 00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,350 Look, I appreciate you in so many ways. 406 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:47,006 [chuckles]: You know? I mean, so many ways.[chuckles] 407 00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:49,182 In ways I didn't even think was possible. 408 00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:50,618 Oh. [laughs][laughs]: You know? 'Cause we... 409 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,925 And... Damn it. We... 410 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,580 [sighs] We just don't have enough in common. 411 00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,365 You know? 412 00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,019 I mean, I'm much more of a private person, 413 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:03,022 and you... you live your life on social media. 414 00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:05,024 We just... 415 00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:07,548 We on a different vibe. 416 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:10,638 To be honest... 417 00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:13,119 [sighs] I feel the same way. 418 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:16,687 It's just that you're so great with Eli, 419 00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:19,168 and I didn't want to ruin it for him. 420 00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:20,865 Wait, seriously? 421 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,867 You know, I was worried that if we broke up, 422 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,434 you would pull him off the team. 423 00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,045 No way. 424 00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:29,439 You and baseball have been so amazing for him. 425 00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:32,877 I was only hanging in there because I thought you'd cut him. 426 00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:36,838 Well, looks like we finally found something in common. 427 00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,057 [chuckles] 428 00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:40,407 Friends? 429 00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:41,843 Oh. 430 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,063 Friends. 431 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,113 Tina? What are you doing here? 432 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,072 [sighs] All right, Calvin, you were right. 433 00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:55,291 I couldn't handle both jobs. 434 00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:57,250 I just didn't want to admit it. 435 00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:59,643 So, I'm-a give up Tina-licious Cakes 436 00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:01,123 and come back to the shop. 437 00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,212 And I promise to be fully committed this time. 438 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,127 Wait. 439 00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:08,130 You gonna give up after all that you put into your business? 440 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:11,090 Well, when it was just you and the boys, 441 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,787 baking brought me so much happiness, 442 00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:15,659 but with Tina-licious Cakes, there's just too much pressure. 443 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,444 Hmm. 444 00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:19,794 So, you just punking out? 445 00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,448 Who you calling a punk? 446 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,060 Don't make me go Compton up in here. 447 00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:29,543 Come on, Tina. Just admit that you're afraid you're gonna fail. 448 00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:31,327 I'm not afraid of anything. 449 00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:34,896 It's just terrifying to think about that. 450 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,811 [exhales] Look, 451 00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:40,771 Calvin, 50% of new businesses fail after five years. 452 00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:42,164 That's true. 453 00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:44,340 But you helped launch this one, 454 00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:46,342 and look at us now. 455 00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,736 With your smarts and talent, 456 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:51,130 any business that you focus on 457 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,784 and put your all into is gonna be great. 458 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,177 You really think so? 459 00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,874 I know so. 460 00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,487 You know what? I'll hire a shop manager. 461 00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:04,143 And you just keep focusing on building your empire. 462 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:06,057 And soon, one day, 463 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,147 you can buy yourself that damn Birkin bag. 464 00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:10,018 [exhales][scoffs] 465 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:11,498 Lord knows I'm not buying it.[laughs] 466 00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,239 [chuckles]Stop. 467 00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:14,457 I mean, you can get me a new bottle 468 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:15,850 of Scotch, though.Oh, I'm not buying. 469 00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:18,157 [Tina and Calvin chuckle]Oh, my God. 470 00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:20,159 What have you done to my car?Uh, 471 00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:21,856 look, ma'am, I'm sorry. 472 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:23,336 I didn't get a chance to call you, 473 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:26,382 but this is our mistake, and we'll take care of it. 474 00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:27,818 A mistake? 475 00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:30,430 It's like you put wheels on a rainbow! 476 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,736 So, you like it? 477 00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:35,435 Wouldn't you want to drive a rainbow? 478 00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:38,351 Okay. Uh, well, my pleasure. 479 00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:39,917 Yeah. 480 00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:42,833 I hate to say this. 481 00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:44,835 I might regret saying this. 482 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:50,014 [imitates Calvin]: But I have to say this. 483 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,755 You're welcome.[chuckles] 484 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,722 Hey, Tina? I got a surprise for you. 485 00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:04,028 I'm too tired to check under your hood tonight, Calvin.[chuckles] 486 00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,423 Look, I promise you're gonna love it. 487 00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,556 Now, it's no Birkin bag, 488 00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:10,948 but... 489 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,779 TINA: [gasps] Oh! Oh! Oh, my God! 490 00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:19,479 A car with my face on it?! 491 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:22,046 Oh! 492 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,353 A Birkin could never! 493 00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:25,833 Oh! 494 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,182 Thank you, Calvin. 495 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:29,228 I just wanted to show you 496 00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:31,578 that I believe in you and your business. 497 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,188 You are the sweetest. 498 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:37,627 Now, why don't you lock up 499 00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:41,240 so I can unwrap you. 500 00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:43,459 Mm. 501 00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:47,463 Uh, Joe? 502 00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:49,073 Time to get on up out of here, man. 503 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,423 Captioning sponsored by CBS 504 00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:52,033 and TOYOTA. 505 00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:58,692 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 34862

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