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♪
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Aah!
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(school bell rings)
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(Barney belches)
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- (work whistle blows)
- Aah!
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(scanner beeps)
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(playing blues riff)
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(tires screech)
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Mm.
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(tires screeching)
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- (horn and toy horn honk)
- What? Whatcha...
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(tires screech)
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D'oh!
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(tires screech)
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(grunts)
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(hushed):
Who the hell are these people?
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♪
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Why you... (frustrated grunting)
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Oh, my pâté de campagne!
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My "Kick me" sign!
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(tires screeching)
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Oh, how could she?
Why would she?
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So many feelings,
all of them anger.
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Must drive them away.
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Rage belongs on the road.
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(tires screeching)
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(growls angrily)
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- (shouting gibberish)
- (meowing)
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(shouting gibberish)
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(tires screeching)
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Where the hell's my phone?
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Got to express my rage
to the person who enraged me:
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my wife.
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(people murmuring, shouting)
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Marge, I am so, so,
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so, so angry.
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Anger emoji, skull emoji,
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eggplant emoji,
because I hate eggplant.
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Fire, fire, fire. Aah!
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A fire-fire-fire hydrant!
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Okay, Homer, stay calm.
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Your seat belt will save you.
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Wha?
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Thank God I still got my airbag.
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Safety first.
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Hmm?
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- Ah. (snoring)
- (whimpers)
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Well, at least I got
shatter-proof glass.
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Oh, it's shattering!
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(distorted):
D'oh...!
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(gasps)
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I'm soaring through the air
like an angel,
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or a beautiful loogie.
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How very majestic
the world looks from up here.
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The sky, the ocean,
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Ralph.
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Bart's bald mommy
is going to die.
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That's her problem. (laughs)
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FEMALE VOICE:
Homer? Yo, big man.
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Now's not the time to chill.
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What? Who the hell was that?
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It's me, Maggie's
Happy Little Elf doll.
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Oh, yeah.
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She calls you Goobie-Woo.
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Of course she does.
That's my damn name.
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Okay. Sheesh, Goobie-Woo.
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But how are you talking
right now?
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That's a little complicated.
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You see, I'm a projection
of your psyche,
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and you're in the middle of
a very traumatic life event.
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Traumatic? What do you mean?
I feel great.
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(humming happily)
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Homer. Homer, what you're
currently experiencing
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is called
post-traumatic elation.
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- Is that like Post Raisin Bran?
- (grunts)
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Damn it, man,
you are literally in the middle
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of a car accident!
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What?! Oh, right.
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Let me lay this out.
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You and me are gonna use
this car ejection
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for some self-reflection,
okay, my brother?
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And that journey begins with
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finding the source
of your anger.
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Now, gaze into that
little piece of glass.
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I need a safe-deposit box.
Want to know why?
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Well, that's why I got into
banking in the first place,
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for the thrilling stories.
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Well, this morning,
I was on my break
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- at the nuclear power plant...
- Uh-huh.
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...so I went and got myself
a bag of chips.
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Potato chips.
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I feel like I'm at
a story slam right now.
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They were so delicious
and salty and chompy,
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and before long,
they were all gone.
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- No.
- Almost.
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Oh, there's a twist?
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But then I pulled out this,
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a chip that looks exactly like
John Travolta.
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And that's why I need
a safe-deposit box,
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to protect this treasure forever.
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Oh, don't study opera staging
in Vienna, they said.
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Work in a bank, they said.
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Mm-hmm. Mr. Simpson,
it looks like your family
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already has a safe-deposit box.
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Your wife rented it out
over a decade ago.
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- Wow, you've got a wife.
- Wha?
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Now, I'm not supposed to
show you this,
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but lucky for you right now
I'm super high.
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"Last will and testament"?
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Written by Clarence Bouvier,
your father-in-law.
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Marge's dad left a will?
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He never told me about that
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in the four conversations
we ever had.
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It says here he set up a trust
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to pay Marge Simpson,
ooh, $1,000 a month.
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A thousand dollars? What? No.
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No! What?!
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No! No? What?
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No.
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And I can confirm that
your wife has been
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receiving that money every month
since her father died.
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Marge has been getting
all that money for years,
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and she never told me about it.
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I-I don't know what to feel.
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In these situations,
many of our customers
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opt for extreme rage.
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Well, I hate to just
follow the crowd, but...
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(growling angrily)
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(grumbling, muttering)
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So that's why I was so mad.
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And that's why
I'm even angrier now.
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For all these years, Marge has
been hiding money from me.
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It's a blatant act of, of, uh...
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The term is
"financial infidelity."
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And I can see how
you'd be angry.
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Oh, thank you.
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- But it's the wrong emotion
to feel. - Damn it.
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Homer, I'm gonna help you
work through this anger
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so you can find peace.
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Aw, work? That sounds like work.
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How much time do I have?
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I'd say about
point-three seconds
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- judging by how fast
you're flying towards that tree. - Aah!
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Oh, my God, we're airborne.
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- Whoa!
- (all scream)
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I don't know which one
I'm more upset about,
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that my wife has been keeping
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a secret mountain of cash
from me,
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or that I'm about to die
in a stupid, violent car wreck.
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Don't make me choose,
Goobie-Woo.
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(Homer crying out)
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Homer, you're spiraling.
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Of course I'm spiraling.
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I'm literally flying
through the air.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Listen, I know you're feeling
all the feels right now,
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but we're getting closer
to the real source of your rage.
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What? I'm sorry,
I'm eating my feelings.
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Bad Homer. Spit out that food,
and those feelings.
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(grunts) What was Marge
spending that money on?
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And why did she keep it a secret
from everybody?
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LISA:
Um, not everybody, Dad.
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I hate to say it,
but we've known about
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Mom's secret cash
for quite some time.
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Yeah, that's why I laugh myself
to sleep every night.
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What? And here I've been
worried sick about
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your night giggles.
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Let me tell you
how we found out.
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I was blowing off steam
one day...
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...and I saw that Mom was
getting $100,000 a month!
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LISA:
Then I explained to Bart how decimal points work.
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Then we asked Mom about it,
and she admitted
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the whole thing.
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So then tell me, why did she
keep the money a secret?
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I don't think you can handle it.
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- I can handle it.
- Okay.
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The reason is...
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(imitating Marge):
Your father is an ape-faced butt monster
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who eats booger sandwiches
and also sucks.
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(laughs)
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Why, you little
unreliable narrator!
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Ow! Glass is sharp.
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Oh, even my kids knew
I was being fiscally unmanned.
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(normal voice):
Okay, got to go, ape face.
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See you at your funeral.
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We'll be the kids running around
in our nice clothes,
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poignantly unaware of
the finality of death.
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Oh, that tree can't
get here fast enough.
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(straining)
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Okay, Michael Phelps,
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don't swim to your death
just yet.
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Don't you want to find out
what Marge been
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spending the money on?
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Oh, you bet I do.
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Well, that's what I thought.
Give me your best guess.
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I want to give her
the benefit of the doubt,
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but I can't help
but imagine the worst.
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See you later. I'm off to earn
our only source of income.
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He's gone. Robo-butler,
bring me a caviar hoagie.
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(robotic voice):
My word. This is so expensive.
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Mmm. Mmm-mmm.
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You know what else
I'm paying for?
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Sexy handymen doing chores
around the house.
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♪ I got this feeling on the
summer day when you were gone ♪
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♪ I crashed my car
into the bridge ♪
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♪ I don't care ♪
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♪ I love it ♪
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♪ I don't care ♪
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♪ I love it, I love it... ♪
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I don't know which I love more,
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being rich or hiding it
from my husband.
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(robotic laugh)
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Let us mock him through dance.
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(rapid mechanical whirring)
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♪ I love it. ♪
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(growling angrily)
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Whew, Homer, I hesitate to ask,
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but why does your brain think
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that's what Marge is doing
with the money?
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Because it's what I'd do.
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Except the repairmen would be
my favorite rock stars:
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Kiss, Bon Jovi, Men at Work,
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because of
their excellent work ethic.
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- (grunts)
- Stop!
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Your wife is a
much better person than you are,
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and she's been using the money
in a very different way.
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So no robot butler?
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♪ You been wasting
all your time ♪
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♪ Throwing shade at Marge ♪
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♪ You think behind your back
that, yeah ♪
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♪ She's been living large ♪
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♪ Well, I really, really hate
to burst your bubble, boo ♪
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♪ All this time,
she been spending ♪
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- ♪ All that cash on you ♪
- On me? No way.
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I'm sure that-- Huh?
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♪ Homie, Homer, check your elf ♪
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♪ You ain't too bright,
I'll explain the sitch ♪
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♪ All them problems
you think you solved yourself ♪
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♪ That was Marge, bitch ♪
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♪ That was Marge,
bitch ♪
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♪ The time your bar tab
was forgiven by Moe ♪
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♪ That was Marge, bitch ♪
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♪ That time Dr. Hibbert
reattached your big toe ♪
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♪ That was Marge, bitch ♪
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♪ The time you got off
of that DUI ♪
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♪ That was Marge, bitch ♪
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♪ I think by now
you know the reason why ♪
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Goobie-Woo in da house!
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- Oh, my God.
- Whoo!
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All this time, I've been
thinking the worst about Marge,
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but she was using the money
to save me.
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Ya think?
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And she only kept it a secret
to save your dumbass male pride.
254
00:11:21,766 --> 00:11:26,543
♪ Well, Goobie-Goobie-Woo,
now I can clearly see ♪
255
00:11:26,543 --> 00:11:28,447
♪ I've got the greatest wife
and spouse ♪
256
00:11:28,447 --> 00:11:30,918
♪ That there could ever be ♪
257
00:11:30,918 --> 00:11:32,288
♪ And what's more... ♪
Huh?
258
00:11:32,288 --> 00:11:34,525
Holy crap,
I just flew past the tree!
259
00:11:34,525 --> 00:11:36,496
♪ You're gonna live, bitch ♪
260
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,967
♪ You're gonna live,
bitch ♪
261
00:11:38,967 --> 00:11:40,404
♪ You're gonna live, bitch ♪
262
00:11:40,404 --> 00:11:42,341
♪ Yeah, I'm gonna live. ♪
263
00:11:42,341 --> 00:11:43,610
- (laughs)
- Whoo!
264
00:11:43,610 --> 00:11:46,583
Thank God, I don't have to
be mad at Marge anymore.
265
00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:49,489
If anything, you should be mad
at Marge's dad.
266
00:11:49,489 --> 00:11:52,495
- Huh?
- Oh, snap, I shouldn't have said that.
267
00:11:52,495 --> 00:11:53,296
"Oh, snap"?
What do you mean, "Oh, snap"?
268
00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:55,968
Oh, snap, why not?
What do you know?
269
00:11:55,968 --> 00:11:58,273
Nothing. And closure! (chuckles)
270
00:11:58,273 --> 00:12:00,410
Closure-closure,
closure-closure.
271
00:12:00,410 --> 00:12:02,982
Oh, no. I got to know
what Marge's dad did,
272
00:12:02,982 --> 00:12:04,017
or said or rapped.
273
00:12:04,017 --> 00:12:08,460
Aha, and I've got
the magical footage right here.
274
00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:10,664
Don't look at it!
You've come so far.
275
00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:13,336
Inner peace has almost defeated
your outer rage.
276
00:12:13,336 --> 00:12:15,574
You've got to be strong, man.
277
00:12:15,574 --> 00:12:17,812
So if I look at
that piece of glass,
278
00:12:17,812 --> 00:12:19,182
I could change my fate
279
00:12:19,182 --> 00:12:21,085
and perhaps even risk
my very soul?
280
00:12:21,085 --> 00:12:23,790
Well, I'm cool with that.
281
00:12:23,790 --> 00:12:24,492
What the hell?!
282
00:12:24,592 --> 00:12:27,364
But, Dad,
Homer has a good heart,
283
00:12:27,364 --> 00:12:29,535
and I'm going to marry him.
284
00:12:29,535 --> 00:12:31,439
Oh, honey, this Simpson fellow
will never provide for you.
285
00:12:31,439 --> 00:12:34,278
He has jackass written
all over him.
286
00:12:34,278 --> 00:12:36,983
Marge, do you have
any turpentine?
287
00:12:36,983 --> 00:12:38,820
It's not coming off.
288
00:12:39,121 --> 00:12:41,024
Hmm.
289
00:12:41,024 --> 00:12:44,298
His friends did that
after he fell asleep at a party.
290
00:12:44,298 --> 00:12:47,171
Homer's the sweetest person
I've ever met.
291
00:12:47,171 --> 00:12:48,707
Every time I look into his eyes,
292
00:12:48,707 --> 00:12:52,148
I see someone who will
never stop loving me.
293
00:12:52,148 --> 00:12:55,087
Oh... crap.
294
00:12:55,087 --> 00:12:57,558
Look, I'm gonna leave you
something special in my will
295
00:12:57,558 --> 00:12:59,295
to make sure you're okay,
because you've found
296
00:12:59,295 --> 00:13:01,199
every father's worst nightmare:
297
00:13:01,199 --> 00:13:05,374
true love with a true loser.
298
00:13:05,374 --> 00:13:08,346
Loser? But I thought
Marge's dad liked me.
299
00:13:08,346 --> 00:13:10,217
He was always warning me about
300
00:13:10,217 --> 00:13:12,288
doors hitting my butt
on the way out.
301
00:13:12,288 --> 00:13:14,392
How dare he emasculate me
from beyond the grave?
302
00:13:14,392 --> 00:13:18,133
Uh-huh. I told you
not to look at it.
303
00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:19,869
Wait, how could I remember
that talk
304
00:13:19,869 --> 00:13:22,675
between Marge and her dad
if I wasn't around to see it?
305
00:13:22,675 --> 00:13:25,981
You can see stuff like that
'cause you're a ghost now.
306
00:13:25,981 --> 00:13:27,818
You dead.
307
00:13:29,255 --> 00:13:30,724
(ghostlike):
D'oh...!
308
00:13:30,724 --> 00:13:32,494
I tried to tell you,
and you didn't want to hear me.
309
00:13:32,494 --> 00:13:36,336
You was eating your feelings
and carrying on.
310
00:13:36,336 --> 00:13:38,707
Goobie-Woo knows what's good.
311
00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:41,913
I'm gonna see this
in every dream now.
312
00:13:45,554 --> 00:13:47,925
Oh, my God, I'm in heaven now.
313
00:13:47,925 --> 00:13:50,330
It's so huge, so majestic.
314
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,067
So red.
315
00:13:53,603 --> 00:13:56,442
Ooh, it's one of heaven's
goaty-footed angels.
316
00:13:56,442 --> 00:13:57,945
And look at that giant fork.
317
00:13:57,945 --> 00:14:01,953
Probably for eating
delicious, heavenly s'mores.
318
00:14:01,953 --> 00:14:03,523
Think again, pally.
319
00:14:03,523 --> 00:14:05,160
- (flesh sizzles)
- Ow!
320
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,829
Wait a second, I'm in hell?
But why?
321
00:14:06,829 --> 00:14:09,535
Because you committed
the deadly sin of wrath
322
00:14:09,535 --> 00:14:11,973
against your father-in-law.
323
00:14:11,973 --> 00:14:15,514
So what? Everybody hates
everybody these days.
324
00:14:15,514 --> 00:14:17,585
Plus the rest of
the seven deadly sins
325
00:14:17,585 --> 00:14:20,757
all in the last half second
of your life.
326
00:14:20,757 --> 00:14:22,861
♪
327
00:14:34,418 --> 00:14:36,489
Whoo-hoo! I hit for the cycle!
328
00:14:36,489 --> 00:14:38,526
Okay, so this is
where you check in
329
00:14:38,526 --> 00:14:40,931
for your eternal punishments.
330
00:14:40,931 --> 00:14:41,399
Who are they?
331
00:14:41,399 --> 00:14:44,004
(lively chatter)
332
00:14:44,004 --> 00:14:46,843
That's our exchange program
we have with heaven.
333
00:14:46,843 --> 00:14:49,315
We send them people
condemned for sins
334
00:14:49,315 --> 00:14:50,317
that aren't sins anymore.
335
00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:52,855
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
All aboard for those damned
336
00:14:52,855 --> 00:14:57,564
for being gay between 5000 BC
and like ten years ago.
337
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:58,667
- It's about damn time.
- (all cheer)
338
00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:00,871
Make way for Miss Thing!
339
00:15:01,973 --> 00:15:04,245
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Now arriving, former residents of heaven
340
00:15:04,245 --> 00:15:07,618
who are now considered bad
by today's standards.
341
00:15:07,618 --> 00:15:09,422
Wherefore art I in hell?
342
00:15:09,422 --> 00:15:10,757
I gave the world Othello.
343
00:15:10,757 --> 00:15:13,930
Yeah, and performed it
in blackface.
344
00:15:13,930 --> 00:15:15,534
Get outta here.
345
00:15:15,534 --> 00:15:16,669
(fierce growling)
346
00:15:16,669 --> 00:15:19,075
I didn't even actually
write the plays!
347
00:15:19,075 --> 00:15:22,514
Okay, Mr. Simpson,
looks like your punishment is
348
00:15:22,514 --> 00:15:23,950
to be boiled alive
for all eternity
349
00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:26,089
- in a lake of blood.
- All right.
350
00:15:26,089 --> 00:15:27,324
Just wait over there.
351
00:15:27,324 --> 00:15:29,929
Oh, there's a line?
352
00:15:31,699 --> 00:15:33,570
Hey, do you mind if
I go ahead of you?
353
00:15:33,570 --> 00:15:35,607
Yeah, in fact, I do mind.
354
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:42,187
Oh, for... Oh... (groaning)
355
00:15:44,659 --> 00:15:46,095
Fine, take this buzzer.
356
00:15:46,095 --> 00:15:47,531
When we're ready for you,
it'll electrocute you
357
00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:49,435
and set your torso aflame!
358
00:15:49,435 --> 00:15:52,474
I know how buzzers work.
359
00:15:53,209 --> 00:15:55,414
(people screaming, crying out)
360
00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:58,687
Ooh, poker.
361
00:15:58,687 --> 00:16:01,059
Oh, boy, I got-a the best hand.
362
00:16:01,059 --> 00:16:02,428
I'm-a gonna win.
363
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:03,430
Ha! Nice bluff, Benito.
364
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:06,335
(laughter)
365
00:16:06,335 --> 00:16:10,143
Marge's dead dad!
366
00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:12,681
(grunting)
367
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:14,785
You thought
I wasn't worthy of Marge.
368
00:16:14,785 --> 00:16:16,522
I'll kill you
and send you to super-hell!
369
00:16:16,522 --> 00:16:18,493
Hey, hey, behave yourself.
370
00:16:18,493 --> 00:16:21,132
We have standards here.
371
00:16:21,132 --> 00:16:22,701
Shut up, Tom Selleck!
372
00:16:22,701 --> 00:16:24,739
What Marge's dad did to me
was super-sucky.
373
00:16:24,739 --> 00:16:27,811
It's probably the reason
he ended up here.
374
00:16:27,811 --> 00:16:29,548
Actually, he ended up here
thanks to an unrelated
375
00:16:29,548 --> 00:16:31,786
check forging scheme.
376
00:16:31,786 --> 00:16:34,859
Checks. Remember them?
(chuckles)
377
00:16:34,859 --> 00:16:36,662
Oh, crazy.
378
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,633
Homer, uh, let's you and me
take a walk.
379
00:16:38,633 --> 00:16:41,572
Walking?
Oh, this really is hell.
380
00:16:41,572 --> 00:16:44,111
- I want to show you something.
- (man groaning)
381
00:16:46,315 --> 00:16:48,086
Wow, another screen?
382
00:16:48,086 --> 00:16:51,759
Yeah, this is hell.
Screens everywhere.
383
00:16:51,759 --> 00:16:55,067
Mom, Dad, I'd like you
to meet Mercer.
384
00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:56,636
He designs board games.
385
00:16:56,636 --> 00:16:58,773
Oh, like Parker Brothers?
386
00:16:58,773 --> 00:17:01,679
(laughs)
Yeah, like Parker Brothers. No.
387
00:17:01,679 --> 00:17:04,919
You actually play that
mainstream corporate garbage?
388
00:17:04,919 --> 00:17:07,658
You're so lucky
to be meeting me today.
389
00:17:07,658 --> 00:17:09,662
Seriously, I am
so jealous of you.
390
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:10,897
Check this out.
391
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:13,837
My new game
is gonna be a huge hit.
392
00:17:14,972 --> 00:17:16,876
It combines the Stratego-ness
of Stratego,
393
00:17:16,876 --> 00:17:20,150
the implicit sexual tension
of Twister,
394
00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:23,456
and the hard-driving whimsy
of Tic-Tac-Toe.
395
00:17:23,456 --> 00:17:25,594
It's called Side-gammon.
396
00:17:25,594 --> 00:17:28,700
Who's up for a game? Huh?
397
00:17:29,935 --> 00:17:31,572
Oh, come on!
398
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:32,941
It's super complicated!
399
00:17:32,941 --> 00:17:34,912
You'll be out
before you know it,
400
00:17:34,912 --> 00:17:36,949
and you'll be humiliated!
401
00:17:36,949 --> 00:17:39,488
(growls angrily) Excuse me,
I have to go yell something
402
00:17:39,488 --> 00:17:41,793
into your washer-dryer.
403
00:17:41,793 --> 00:17:44,865
He really is brilliant,
and he has a good heart.
404
00:17:44,865 --> 00:17:46,269
- I'm going to marry him.
- (door closes)
405
00:17:46,269 --> 00:17:48,573
MERCER (in other room):
I'm the Mozart of board games
406
00:17:48,573 --> 00:17:49,608
and novelties!
407
00:17:49,608 --> 00:17:52,981
Why, that guy's a total loser.
408
00:17:52,981 --> 00:17:54,952
I don't want him to marry Lisa.
409
00:17:54,952 --> 00:17:57,925
Wait, I was never as bad
as him, was I?
410
00:17:57,925 --> 00:18:00,997
(chuckles)
Actually, there was a time
411
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,668
when I would have preferred
that guy to you.
412
00:18:02,668 --> 00:18:04,071
Plus, you know what?
413
00:18:04,071 --> 00:18:05,841
We got an advance copy
of Side-gammon,
414
00:18:05,841 --> 00:18:08,213
- and it's not bad.
- Oh, my God.
415
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,851
I'm starting to see things
from another point of view.
416
00:18:10,851 --> 00:18:12,087
Your point of view.
417
00:18:12,087 --> 00:18:14,091
I didn't even know
other people had those.
418
00:18:14,091 --> 00:18:16,095
You were just worried
about Marge,
419
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,764
the way I'd be worried
about Lisa.
420
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,670
No matter how old
and dead we get,
421
00:18:20,670 --> 00:18:23,610
we just want to make sure
our little girls are okay.
422
00:18:23,610 --> 00:18:26,182
- (buzzer buzzing)
- D'oh!
423
00:18:26,182 --> 00:18:28,653
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Homer Simpson, we are now ready
424
00:18:28,653 --> 00:18:30,824
to boil you for eternity
in a lake of blood.
425
00:18:30,824 --> 00:18:34,765
Wow, suddenly
that doesn't sound so good.
426
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:37,104
(angelic choir sings)
427
00:18:37,104 --> 00:18:38,806
Eh, you just had
an epiphany, pally,
428
00:18:38,806 --> 00:18:40,043
which means you get
to go back to your life.
429
00:18:40,043 --> 00:18:44,552
It's a dumb rule, but we need
a two-thirds vote to change it.
430
00:18:44,552 --> 00:18:46,122
Which is also a dumb rule.
431
00:18:46,122 --> 00:18:48,193
What can I say?
Hell ain't perfect.
432
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:50,363
Homer, you're getting
another chance.
433
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:53,903
Now, get the hell out of hell
and go back to my daughter.
434
00:18:53,903 --> 00:18:57,277
You heard the man.
Let's get your ass home.
435
00:18:57,277 --> 00:18:57,911
(angelic choir sings)
436
00:19:00,116 --> 00:19:01,652
BOTH:
Ow!
437
00:19:01,652 --> 00:19:04,258
- Damn, that hurt.
- (groans)
438
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:09,101
You died and went to hell.
439
00:19:09,101 --> 00:19:10,470
Ralph knows.
440
00:19:10,470 --> 00:19:12,174
Whee!
441
00:19:13,877 --> 00:19:15,012
Thank you, Goobie-Woo.
442
00:19:15,012 --> 00:19:17,618
I learned more
tumbling through the air
443
00:19:17,618 --> 00:19:20,490
than I ever did
tumbling through my life.
444
00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:22,694
- (tires screech)
- (siren whoops)
445
00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:27,738
- (gasps) Dad!
- Homer!
446
00:19:29,308 --> 00:19:31,746
Goobie-Woo. (giggles)
447
00:19:31,746 --> 00:19:34,451
Oh, Homie,
thank God you're okay.
448
00:19:34,451 --> 00:19:36,422
(Homer groaning)
449
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:41,799
Homer, I have to ask you,
450
00:19:41,799 --> 00:19:45,440
why did you send me
that angry text?
451
00:19:47,744 --> 00:19:48,880
It doesn't matter.
452
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,884
I have since set aside
my own ego
453
00:19:50,884 --> 00:19:53,222
and learned to savor
my many blessings.
454
00:19:53,222 --> 00:19:56,963
And you, my darling,
are foremost amongst them.
455
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:59,835
I don't understand
a thing he's saying.
456
00:19:59,835 --> 00:20:02,307
(shouting gibberish)
457
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:06,415
He seems to be in a lot of pain.
458
00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:08,152
Can't you give him something?
459
00:20:08,152 --> 00:20:09,054
Absolutely not.
460
00:20:09,054 --> 00:20:10,223
No can do till we get
to the hospital.
461
00:20:10,223 --> 00:20:13,496
(groaning)
462
00:20:13,496 --> 00:20:14,898
(Marge sighs)
463
00:20:18,172 --> 00:20:20,143
(sighs):
Ah.
464
00:20:20,143 --> 00:20:23,416
I guess I can go another month
without a new purse.
465
00:20:24,752 --> 00:20:27,557
♪ That's the end, bitch ♪
466
00:20:27,557 --> 00:20:29,695
♪ That's the end,
bitch ♪
467
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:30,630
♪ That's the end. ♪
468
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:33,136
That's the end. (laughs)
469
00:20:33,136 --> 00:20:35,540
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473
00:20:44,023 --> 00:20:46,429
You see, I'm a projection
of your psyche,
474
00:20:46,429 --> 00:20:47,931
and you're in the middle of
475
00:20:47,931 --> 00:20:50,971
- a very traumatic life event.
- LISA: And cut.
476
00:20:50,971 --> 00:20:52,474
Now we should move on
to the part
477
00:20:52,474 --> 00:20:54,311
where your character slaps Dad.
478
00:20:54,311 --> 00:20:55,647
Wait a minute,
isn't that just a sound effect?
479
00:20:55,647 --> 00:20:59,355
No, it's got to be real.
Right, Lizzo?
480
00:20:59,355 --> 00:21:03,663
Uh, seems a bit excessive to me,
but, hey, pshh, you're the kid.
481
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,767
You know what?
If you're uncomfortable,
482
00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:07,971
- you don't have to do it.
- (Homer sighs)
483
00:21:07,971 --> 00:21:10,310
I could do it for you.
And action!
484
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:13,182
- (grunts)
- Maybe a few more for safety?
485
00:21:13,182 --> 00:21:14,184
(Homer grunting)
486
00:21:14,184 --> 00:21:17,090
Whose safety? (grunts)
I don't feel safe!
487
00:21:17,090 --> 00:21:19,895
- (rhythmic slapping)
- Ow. Ow.
488
00:21:19,895 --> 00:21:21,232
Why, you little...
489
00:21:21,232 --> 00:21:22,100
- This beat is fire.
- (Homer continues grunting)
490
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:25,507
Yo, Lisa, how 'bout
I get Sasha Flute,
491
00:21:25,507 --> 00:21:27,577
you get your saxamaphone,
492
00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,581
and we, uh, jam?
493
00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:31,352
I'd love to.
494
00:21:31,352 --> 00:21:33,589
- (playing Simpsons theme)
- Ow. Ow.
495
00:21:33,589 --> 00:21:36,362
Ow. Stop that.
496
00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:43,343
Ow. Ow. Ow.
497
00:21:44,745 --> 00:21:46,615
Why, you little...
498
00:21:46,615 --> 00:21:48,619
Ow.
499
00:21:48,619 --> 00:21:50,090
(music ends)
500
00:21:51,058 --> 00:21:51,992
Shh!
501
00:21:52,042 --> 00:21:56,592
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