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♪ ♪
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(singsongy):
Here comes the breakfast bus.
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All big girls open up
for The Pancake Express.
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Chugga, chugga, choo, choo.
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Is it a train or a bus?
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- Yeah, which is it?
- Train or bus?
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Make a choice!
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It's whatever gets her to eat
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anything that's not covered
in ranch dressing.
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- (cries)
- Baby's crying, Marge.
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Maggie, this ranch dressing
phase has to end.
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I'm not backing down.
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No. More. Ranch.
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(inhales deeply)
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- Baby wins again, Mom.
- Who's in charge here?
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This boat needs a captain.
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- Look, I...
- (alarms blaring)
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Alert. Alert. Turn on TV.
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We interrupt Bitch Judge
for an emergency broadcast.
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A sudden environmental catastrophe
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has rocked Springfield,
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as a massive caterpillar swarm
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has brought life
to a standstill.
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- HOMER: Ew!
- MARGE: Gross!
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BART:
Awesome!
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Ew! Ew, ew.
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This invasive superspecies,
known as the Dutch Leaf Slurper,
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has blanketed our town
in a hellish red snowstorm
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of legs, eyes and fuzz.
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I'm with Professor John Frink,
director of the CDC,
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the Center for
Disgusting Caterpillars.
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Professor, what reassurances
can you give
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the deeply nauseated public?
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Uh, well, exactly none.
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The Dutch Leaf Slurper is
highly irritating to human skin
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and rates a nine on
the Yechstein-Grossman
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Ickiness scale.
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My fellow citizens,
let us remain calm.
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Aah! They're in my hair!
Get them out!
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There is no crisis we cannot
meet with tranquil dignity,
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- quiet repose and silent,
motionless composure. - Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo!
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(groans) All schools,
businesses and roads are closed.
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Springfield is in lockdown.
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HOMER: Woo-hoo!
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- No school!
- No work!
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This isn't a fun day off,
like a snow day
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or standardized testing.
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This is the third
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once-in-a-millennium disaster
this year!
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Alarmist Twitter is
freaking out.
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Sarcastic Twitter is
turning it into memes,
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and Conspiracy Twitter is
believing them.
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How can this be happening?!
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Why don't we find something
to take our minds off lockdown?
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A family activity.
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I bet there's a world of
fun lockdown hobbies.
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Baking bread, jigsaw puzzles.
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(gasps) Family ragtime
jazz band.
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The point is,
we can finally spend
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some meaningful time together.
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(TV theme music playing)
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HOST:
So, judges, is this a steak or a cake?
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Or a fake?
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- Fake, fake!
- Cake, cake, cake, cake.
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- Steak, steak!
- Fake, fake!
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It's fake.
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I'm gonna say... steak?
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Okay, now, if you're wrong,
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St. Jude Children's Hospital
will forfeit
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the million dollars that
you've already won for them.
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- So?
- Then it's time to reveal the truth.
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This steak...
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is cake!
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Choke on your lies,
Steak and Fake.
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BOTH (singsongy):
One more episode!
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One more episode!
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Let's do it! Mm-hmm. Hmm?
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What are you doing, old man?
Oh, don't hit that!
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- You'll sign out!
- Aw! No, you had it. You had it.
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Now go back and up and over two.
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There... Yeah, yeah. Oh. Aah!
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I know what I'm doing, get off.
You're angering it.
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(both gasp)
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You signed out!
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You greasy-fingered caveman!
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Tell me you know the password.
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Mm... Ow!
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We're trapped inside.
With each other.
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With nothing to stream.
With each other!
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Okay, okay, okay. Time for bed.
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Don't worry.
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Tomorrow,
this lockdown will be over,
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and everything will be
back to normal.
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♪ ♪
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Lockdown must end.
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The streets are safe.
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There is no danger whatso...
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- (tires screeching)
- (grunts)
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SKINNER:
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- I hope...
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BART:
Don't mind if I do. Hmm.
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Ooh! New Zealand rugby.
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Ah, whatever rugby is,
Wellington sucks at it.
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Some idiot left their camera on.
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Mother! School's over.
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Can you make world-famous
mac and cheese?
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In the panda bear bowl?
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♪ ♪
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Oh, my God.
I can spy on Skinner!
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Seymour, pretend you're not
a helpless infant
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while cousin Peter is visiting.
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Aunt Agnes, I apologize
for my indefinite sojourn,
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though if I'm to be locked down,
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I'm grateful
it's with the gentlest,
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most soft-spoken woman I know.
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(cackling)
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Oh, such a good boy.
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Not like... (blows raspberries)
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(laughing)
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(humming)
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(chuckles)
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(phone rings, chimes)
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How could someone raised
by a woman
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as effortlessly charming as you
turn out to be such a burden?
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He won't walk to the store
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because he's afraid of
street magicians.
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(laughter)
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Okay, Maggie.
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It's lockdown,
and we're out of ranch dressing.
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But if you try one of these,
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the dip fairy will come
and leave a quarter
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under your pillow.
(laughs)
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(gasps)
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My ramekins!
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HOMER:
Super-secret password.
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No. (gasps) Sexy Marge?
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No.
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Sexy Bernice?
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- Homer.
- (shrieks)
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Homer, Maggie won't eat
anything without ranch.
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Can you go see if Ned has any?
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What about the caterpillars?
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(laughing maniacally)
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(continues laughing)
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Well, this whole plague
of insects
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has a real "end of days" ring
to it, right?
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Not that I'm hoping for
the righteous to ascend to God
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while the wicked suffer
in hellfire,
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(singsongy):
but if it happened...
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(laughs)
Five minutes of lockdown,
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and you church-wads are just
ready to toss everything, huh?
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I don't know
what I'm more excited for,
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eternal bliss or finally getting
to use all my rapture supplies.
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Whoa.
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(Homer humming)
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How long have you been planning
to lose your mind?
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Here we are.
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Now give me the food
that was meant to ensure
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the survival of your children.
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♪ ♪
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Hey, you, mustache.
Pump it up, chump.
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The Flanders market is closed
to you, Mr. Grasshopper.
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That's all Ned would give you?
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- Did you asked nicely?
- Babe.
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I guess if I ration this carefully,
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it'll keep Maggie
from breaking down
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for a day or two.
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They extended the lockdown.
This could go on for months.
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Or forever. Or longer!
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- (belches)
- (gasps)
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(groans)
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Oh, no. Oh, no.
Not good.
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(muttering)
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Babe, Lisa's making
the noises again.
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Lisa, would it violate
the spirit of mental health
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and self-care for you to squelch
all your feelings?
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Scientists are saying
they're gonna eat our crops.
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No more kale.
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We need to get Lisa
off the Internet.
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Go to the attic
and give her you-know-what.
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Merry Christmas.
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Why am I getting
my big present now?
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Because Santa delivered it
early this year.
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Really? Why?
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Because he-he doesn't
have long to live.
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Dad.
The world is falling apart.
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You can't just
distract me with a toy.
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(gasps)
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You were saying?
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I'm distracted. I'm distracted.
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This is
the 1958 Blossom Festival.
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The official petal that year
was the hollyhock.
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Fascinating.
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And why was
Marilyn Monroe there?
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AGNES:
Oh, that's me.
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You charmer. (laughs)
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What is this exquisite quilt?
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AGNES:
Oh, that's an old family heirloom.
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Handstitched quilts are
quite valuable these days.
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- Oh! Ooh!
- Generations of Skinner women
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have contributed images
of the sons
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who disappointed them.
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It radiates a beauty
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unmarred by the passing years.
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Much like its owner.
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It's yours.
I want you to have it.
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(dishes breaks)
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Mother!
You promised the quilt to me.
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You can't give away
my birthright.
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I can give whatever I want
to whoever says nice things.
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You know what Seymour
gave me for my birthday?
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Half a computer.
No keyboard.
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It's a tablet device.
It has a touchscreen.
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(sputters) Touchscreen.
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Sounds made-up to me.
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Just like his prom date.
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You met Charlene.
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You spit on a Kleenex
and wiped her makeup off.
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(laughing)
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Hey, after hot yoga,
let's grab some vegan Thai,
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then check out
the Swedish gut biome clinic.
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(high-pitched voice):
But first, let's ride
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the real working escalator.
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Ooh! It's a girls' day.
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Who wants a spot of boba tea?
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I do.
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This feels so good.
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Maybe Mom's right.
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Maybe I don't need to freak out.
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Oh, but you do.
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(gasps) You're alive?
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Lisa, how can you just--
I don't know-- play
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as the world
is collapsing around us?
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How are you talking to me?
(chuckles weakly)
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How do you know
about the lockdown?
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Lisa, we may be born to shop,
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but we're not, like, unaware.
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No, of course, but...
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It's just so hard
to feel present right now,
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isn't it? Not when
those things are out there.
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Can we not talk about
the caterpillars?
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This is the first time
in two days
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I've been free
of crushing anxiety and...
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Oh, my God, the caterpillars
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have caused a lettuce shortage.
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Rioters were tear-gassed
at a Whole Foods salad bar.
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That's so sad.
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I'm just gonna say it.
255
00:11:16,936 --> 00:11:18,772
I think this is the new normal.
256
00:11:18,772 --> 00:11:20,740
(whimpering)
Oh. Oh, no.
257
00:11:20,740 --> 00:11:22,242
Oh, no.
258
00:11:24,277 --> 00:11:25,512
Look, Maggie.
259
00:11:25,612 --> 00:11:28,715
Daddy's got delicious
ranch dressing right here.
260
00:11:28,815 --> 00:11:31,584
(gagging)
261
00:11:31,684 --> 00:11:33,520
Now baby's turn.
262
00:11:34,687 --> 00:11:38,324
Good Maggie!
Great Daddy.
263
00:11:39,592 --> 00:11:42,095
(crying)
264
00:11:42,195 --> 00:11:44,964
MARGE:
Look at Ned. His kids don't know what it's like
265
00:11:44,964 --> 00:11:46,933
to live in a world
without ranch.
266
00:11:46,933 --> 00:11:49,002
But getting angry
won't help anything.
267
00:11:49,002 --> 00:11:50,703
I'm gonna be the bigger person.
268
00:11:50,703 --> 00:11:52,372
(Maggie crying)
269
00:11:53,673 --> 00:11:55,008
Screw this!
270
00:11:55,008 --> 00:11:56,810
Tonight, we're breaking
into Ned's basement
271
00:11:56,810 --> 00:11:58,578
and cleaning that sucker out.
272
00:11:58,678 --> 00:11:59,679
Babe?
273
00:11:59,679 --> 00:12:01,915
Get the bolt cutters.
274
00:12:07,887 --> 00:12:11,825
Mother, how can you give my
quilt to this scheming Adonis?
275
00:12:11,958 --> 00:12:13,960
Agnes, I'll treasure the quilt
276
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,728
like it deserves
to be treasured.
277
00:12:15,829 --> 00:12:18,364
Like you deserve
to be treasured.
278
00:12:18,364 --> 00:12:19,933
Oh, you.
279
00:12:19,933 --> 00:12:22,135
(laughs, snorts)
280
00:12:22,135 --> 00:12:25,004
Let me fix you
another liverwurst melt.
281
00:12:25,004 --> 00:12:27,173
Great. That's just great.
282
00:12:29,843 --> 00:12:31,344
Mm...
283
00:12:36,783 --> 00:12:38,084
Oh, my God.
284
00:12:38,218 --> 00:12:41,554
That quilt was baby Skinner's
security blanket.
285
00:12:41,554 --> 00:12:43,857
My beloved Mr. Nuck-nuck.
286
00:12:43,957 --> 00:12:46,392
(crying)
287
00:12:46,392 --> 00:12:47,560
Huh?
288
00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:49,462
Skinner's crying?
289
00:12:49,462 --> 00:12:50,797
Can he do that?
290
00:12:50,897 --> 00:12:52,966
That quilt was his blankie.
291
00:12:52,966 --> 00:12:54,167
You don't... (sniffs)
292
00:12:54,167 --> 00:12:56,336
you don't take away
a man's blankie!
293
00:12:56,336 --> 00:12:58,805
Make Mr. Purple Shirt
stop crying
294
00:12:58,805 --> 00:13:00,206
so he can sit at his desk
295
00:13:00,206 --> 00:13:02,709
and tell recess to happen.
296
00:13:02,709 --> 00:13:04,644
No, guys.
We're not doing this.
297
00:13:04,644 --> 00:13:05,979
We're not feeling bad
for Skinner.
298
00:13:05,979 --> 00:13:08,414
We're not gonna see him
as a human being.
299
00:13:08,414 --> 00:13:10,550
ALL:
Mm...
300
00:13:11,518 --> 00:13:13,253
(crying)
301
00:13:13,253 --> 00:13:14,721
All right, fine.
302
00:13:14,821 --> 00:13:16,656
I can't believe I'm saying this.
303
00:13:16,656 --> 00:13:17,957
We're gonna help our principal
304
00:13:18,057 --> 00:13:20,593
get his blankie back.
305
00:13:22,562 --> 00:13:25,899
So, anybody feel like
doing some shopping?
306
00:13:25,999 --> 00:13:27,300
(chuckles weakly)
307
00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:28,902
No time, Lisa.
308
00:13:29,002 --> 00:13:30,336
We're building a barricade
309
00:13:30,437 --> 00:13:33,006
in case the caterpillars
get inside.
310
00:13:33,106 --> 00:13:35,842
That does look really safe.
311
00:13:35,942 --> 00:13:38,678
Kind of wish I was
in there with you.
312
00:13:41,948 --> 00:13:44,050
(shutter clicks)
313
00:13:46,986 --> 00:13:49,823
Hey, girl, welcome to the mall.
314
00:13:49,823 --> 00:13:51,090
Oh, I am not
315
00:13:51,191 --> 00:13:53,660
handling lockdown well.
316
00:13:57,530 --> 00:14:01,101
- Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.
- Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
317
00:14:03,169 --> 00:14:05,371
(acoustic guitar plays upstairs)
318
00:14:06,139 --> 00:14:08,975
♪ Rapture's a-coming,
going up to paradise ♪
319
00:14:08,975 --> 00:14:11,244
♪ Gonna wear a halo,
angel wings look nice ♪
320
00:14:11,244 --> 00:14:12,779
♪ Saying hi to Jesus ♪
321
00:14:12,879 --> 00:14:14,347
♪ How you doing, cherubim? ♪
322
00:14:14,347 --> 00:14:17,417
♪ Hugging the apostles,
high-fiving seraphim ♪
323
00:14:18,451 --> 00:14:20,353
FLANDERS, ROD and TODD:
♪ Sinners gonna suffer eternal torment ♪
324
00:14:20,453 --> 00:14:23,356
♪ Satan's got a pitchfork,
knows how to use it ♪
325
00:14:23,490 --> 00:14:26,493
♪ Belphegor and Mammon
chewing on their ligaments ♪
326
00:14:26,493 --> 00:14:29,896
♪ Screaming for forever,
what a predicament ♪
327
00:14:29,896 --> 00:14:31,197
♪ Here comes the third verse ♪
328
00:14:31,297 --> 00:14:33,666
♪ Louder than the first. ♪
329
00:14:33,666 --> 00:14:34,968
(guitar stops)
330
00:14:35,802 --> 00:14:37,504
(footsteps approaching)
331
00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:41,808
FLANDERS:
To whoever's down here
332
00:14:41,808 --> 00:14:43,610
stealing my supplies,
333
00:14:43,610 --> 00:14:45,245
the end of days is coming,
334
00:14:45,245 --> 00:14:47,547
but a little earlier for you.
335
00:14:52,485 --> 00:14:56,256
If I'm going down, I'm taking
all of youse with me!
336
00:14:56,256 --> 00:14:58,091
(laughs)
337
00:15:00,827 --> 00:15:04,397
Ah, you see? I-I just got
to stop watering down my booze.
338
00:15:14,841 --> 00:15:16,643
Hey, psycho, over here!
339
00:15:16,643 --> 00:15:18,178
Homer Simpson.
340
00:15:18,278 --> 00:15:21,648
He who steals from his neighbor
shall reap the croquet mallet.
341
00:15:21,648 --> 00:15:24,651
A reading from
the Book of Flanders.
342
00:15:24,751 --> 00:15:26,352
Now, calm down, Ned.
343
00:15:26,352 --> 00:15:27,887
Let's just
take a deep breath and...
344
00:15:28,021 --> 00:15:30,290
Surprise ranch attack!
345
00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:31,991
(grunting)
346
00:15:31,991 --> 00:15:35,662
I'll die before I
don't take what's yours.
347
00:15:35,662 --> 00:15:38,965
Forgive me, Marge.
Take the dressing.
348
00:15:41,468 --> 00:15:42,802
If I don't make it,
349
00:15:42,902 --> 00:15:46,172
tell Maggie it was her fault.
350
00:15:53,546 --> 00:15:54,781
Hmm.
351
00:15:54,781 --> 00:15:56,216
(grunting)
352
00:16:03,656 --> 00:16:06,359
You want to dip? Let's dip.
353
00:16:12,132 --> 00:16:13,867
Lockdown kids of Springfield,
354
00:16:13,867 --> 00:16:16,035
we're gonna save
our principal's blankie.
355
00:16:16,136 --> 00:16:18,905
With the power of the most
useless thing on earth:
356
00:16:18,905 --> 00:16:20,473
remote learning.
357
00:16:20,573 --> 00:16:22,275
Muntz, go.
358
00:16:25,478 --> 00:16:27,881
I'm calling about
an anonymous post
359
00:16:27,881 --> 00:16:29,949
on BedspreadTraders.com
360
00:16:29,949 --> 00:16:32,786
offering an antique
handmade quilt for sale.
361
00:16:32,786 --> 00:16:34,988
Hmm. If I did have such a quilt,
362
00:16:34,988 --> 00:16:37,624
the price would be considerable.
363
00:16:37,624 --> 00:16:39,025
Ooh, he's negotiating.
364
00:16:39,159 --> 00:16:40,760
The fish is on the hook.
365
00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:44,130
My offer is $25,000.
366
00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:46,099
Nelson, I made
a homemade puppet
367
00:16:46,099 --> 00:16:48,668
so you can do
Jeff Dunham jokes for me.
368
00:16:48,668 --> 00:16:49,869
Not now, Mom.
369
00:16:50,003 --> 00:16:51,805
I'm talking
to a grown man online.
370
00:16:51,905 --> 00:16:53,173
Wait, you're a kid?
371
00:16:53,173 --> 00:16:54,641
- (groans)
- (kids groan)
372
00:16:54,741 --> 00:16:56,910
Oh, no, we almost had him.
373
00:16:57,010 --> 00:16:59,245
I am not selling
you my quilt, junior.
374
00:16:59,245 --> 00:17:01,614
Not after all the time
I've spent conning it out of
375
00:17:01,714 --> 00:17:03,483
that awful woman.
376
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:06,753
Ha! Got him.
377
00:17:06,753 --> 00:17:08,054
Hello, cousin Peter.
378
00:17:08,154 --> 00:17:10,123
Cousin Seymour. Agnes.
379
00:17:10,123 --> 00:17:12,091
We heard every word you said,
380
00:17:12,091 --> 00:17:14,861
right here on my wonderful
half computer,
381
00:17:14,861 --> 00:17:18,164
which was a gift from my son.
382
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:23,403
How dare you take advantage
of my sweet, trusting mother?
383
00:17:23,503 --> 00:17:25,138
She is an IBS survivor.
384
00:17:25,138 --> 00:17:27,674
Mm. You're a good boy.
385
00:17:27,674 --> 00:17:30,510
And you...
386
00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:32,412
- (grunts)
- Aah!
387
00:17:32,412 --> 00:17:34,080
Oh! My orifices!
388
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:36,516
My precious orific...
389
00:17:36,616 --> 00:17:37,951
I don't know who you are,
390
00:17:38,051 --> 00:17:40,286
but I thank you
from the bottom of my heart,
391
00:17:40,286 --> 00:17:42,255
SkinnerSucks42.
392
00:17:42,255 --> 00:17:44,324
(cheering)
393
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:49,362
You still want your precious
ranch, neighborino?
394
00:17:49,462 --> 00:17:50,730
MARGE:
Stop!
395
00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:53,600
What has lockdown done to us?
396
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,001
Hmm?
397
00:17:55,935 --> 00:17:58,238
(gasping)
398
00:17:58,238 --> 00:18:00,974
Buffalo wings.
I need Buffalo wings.
399
00:18:00,974 --> 00:18:03,476
Ned, you're
a wonderful human being
400
00:18:03,476 --> 00:18:06,479
who has never shown
anything but kindness
401
00:18:06,479 --> 00:18:08,982
to our challenging family.
402
00:18:08,982 --> 00:18:11,551
I'm sorry.
These are yours.
403
00:18:11,551 --> 00:18:13,586
Well, you keep those, Marge.
404
00:18:13,586 --> 00:18:14,921
It's time I put the "Christian"
405
00:18:14,921 --> 00:18:17,657
back in "extremist Christian
end times prepper."
406
00:18:17,791 --> 00:18:20,293
My dear Homer, I'm so sorry.
407
00:18:21,861 --> 00:18:22,929
(panting) What?
408
00:18:23,029 --> 00:18:25,498
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, too.
409
00:18:26,733 --> 00:18:28,334
We need more furniture.
410
00:18:28,435 --> 00:18:29,636
Give me that mannequin.
411
00:18:29,736 --> 00:18:32,705
Uh, that's my boyfriend,
Malibu Kevin.
412
00:18:32,705 --> 00:18:35,442
Happy to be of service, babe.
413
00:18:37,043 --> 00:18:38,845
- (rumbling)
- (gasps)
414
00:18:38,845 --> 00:18:41,381
(roars)
415
00:18:41,481 --> 00:18:43,183
Aah!
416
00:18:44,184 --> 00:18:45,051
Aah!
417
00:18:45,151 --> 00:18:48,254
Oh, my God, that thing
is gonna eat her!
418
00:18:48,354 --> 00:18:49,422
(whimpering)
419
00:18:49,522 --> 00:18:50,590
Oh!
420
00:18:50,590 --> 00:18:52,058
(grunts)
421
00:18:59,099 --> 00:19:00,600
MALIBU STACY:
Ew.
422
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:01,935
Ew?
423
00:19:02,035 --> 00:19:04,003
Honestly, it's kind of cute.
424
00:19:04,003 --> 00:19:06,106
Maybe you should chill.
425
00:19:06,106 --> 00:19:07,974
Chill?
May I remind you
426
00:19:07,974 --> 00:19:10,009
that we are in a crisis?
427
00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:11,878
No!
Because that's all you do!
428
00:19:11,878 --> 00:19:13,813
Any time there's
a little optimism,
429
00:19:13,813 --> 00:19:16,149
here you come
with more bad news,
430
00:19:16,249 --> 00:19:18,751
and squish--
we're all miserable again.
431
00:19:18,751 --> 00:19:21,888
I don't want
to play with you anymore!
432
00:19:21,988 --> 00:19:23,289
(all gasp)
433
00:19:23,289 --> 00:19:26,092
When we're all stuck indoors
for who knows how long,
434
00:19:26,192 --> 00:19:27,694
we have to tell each other
435
00:19:27,694 --> 00:19:30,263
things are going to work out.
436
00:19:30,263 --> 00:19:33,233
Because if we all just tell each
other we'll get through this,
437
00:19:33,233 --> 00:19:36,269
then by some kind of magic,
we will.
438
00:19:36,369 --> 00:19:39,172
And in a crisis,
there's nothing more powerful
439
00:19:39,272 --> 00:19:42,742
than showing a little empathy
to the people around you.
440
00:19:42,742 --> 00:19:44,277
(as Malibu Stacy):
That is beautiful.
441
00:19:44,377 --> 00:19:46,980
Do you really think
this will be over soon?
442
00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:48,948
(regular voice):
Meh, lockdown's going on forever.
443
00:19:48,948 --> 00:19:50,450
Count on it.
444
00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:53,186
BROCKMAN:
Lockdown is over.
445
00:19:53,319 --> 00:19:55,889
Our furry invaders
have cocooned themselves,
446
00:19:55,889 --> 00:19:57,056
presumably forever.
447
00:19:57,157 --> 00:19:59,726
As our long
regional nightmare ends,
448
00:19:59,726 --> 00:20:01,661
we emerge blinking in the sun,
449
00:20:01,661 --> 00:20:03,630
vowing to move on,
450
00:20:03,630 --> 00:20:05,598
forget and learn nothing.
451
00:20:08,535 --> 00:20:11,638
It's hard to believe we can
just go wherever we'd like.
452
00:20:11,738 --> 00:20:13,473
We made it, gang.
453
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:15,408
I always knew we would.
454
00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:22,482
- Aw.
- (gasps) Butterfly!
455
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:23,917
Cool.
456
00:20:24,684 --> 00:20:25,885
HOMER:
Ew!
457
00:20:25,885 --> 00:20:27,120
- MARGE: Gross.
- BART: Get 'em off, get 'em off!
458
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:28,955
LISA:
Aah! Butterflies!
459
00:20:28,955 --> 00:20:30,723
HOMER:
They bite!
460
00:20:30,824 --> 00:20:33,927
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463
00:20:39,799 --> 00:20:43,203
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464
00:20:50,443 --> 00:20:52,512
Here we go, guys.
I stole Flanders'
465
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:55,915
streaming password
so we're back in business.
466
00:20:55,915 --> 00:20:58,151
(scoffs)
What the hell is GodFlix?
467
00:20:58,151 --> 00:21:01,421
HOMER: Oh, a Christian
streaming service?!
468
00:21:01,421 --> 00:21:02,989
(kids groan)
469
00:21:02,989 --> 00:21:05,091
Actually, some of these
look pretty good.
470
00:21:05,091 --> 00:21:08,161
Ooh, The Mary Virgin Moore Show.
471
00:21:08,161 --> 00:21:09,929
It's Always Sunny
in Beth Shemesh.
472
00:21:09,929 --> 00:21:11,998
Oh! Prayer of Easttown.
473
00:21:11,998 --> 00:21:13,833
How I Met Your Savior.
474
00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:15,135
Better Call King Saul.
475
00:21:15,235 --> 00:21:17,504
The Real Manger Wives
of Bethlehem.
476
00:21:17,504 --> 00:21:19,339
Curb Your Agnosticism.
477
00:21:19,339 --> 00:21:21,641
(choral version of Luciano
Michelini's "Frolic" playing)
478
00:21:30,183 --> 00:21:32,285
Shh!
479
00:21:32,335 --> 00:21:36,885
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