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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:13,314 Ta-da. 2 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:14,782 Oh, wow. Yeah. 3 00:00:14,882 --> 00:00:18,152 Impressive. Yeah. 4 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:21,289 You have no idea what this is, do you? 5 00:00:21,389 --> 00:00:23,023 No. 6 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:25,893 This is a scale model of the new garage we're going to open. 7 00:00:25,993 --> 00:00:29,797 See? Electric Vehicle Restoration Complex. 8 00:00:29,897 --> 00:00:30,864 Wow. 9 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:33,267 For real this time. Yeah. 10 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,436 Look at all the little people. Okay. 11 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:36,570 And that one right there, that's you. 12 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:38,806 So, why am I holding a light saber? 13 00:00:38,906 --> 00:00:42,076 Is it because I fix cars at lightning speed? 14 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:44,145 No, Daddy. Then you'd be the Flash. 15 00:00:44,245 --> 00:00:46,614 And I don't have any action figures from the DC Universe. 16 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,682 I assume I don't have to explain why. 17 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:52,520 Well, actually, you do, but I don't want to hear it. 18 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:58,992 Hey, Mama, check it out. Wow. Impressive. Yeah. 19 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,696 Okay, you two have been married way too long. 20 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:04,965 Hey, hey. 21 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:06,700 Malcolm, you'll never guess what this is. 22 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:10,204 Um, looks like a scale model of your new business. 23 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:11,772 Well, yeah, you know, y'all live together. 24 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:13,274 He probably told you. 25 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:16,043 This looks expensive. 26 00:01:16,144 --> 00:01:18,279 Can we afford to make all this life-size? 27 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:20,748 Well, Pops made a bundle when he sold the Pit Stop. 28 00:01:20,848 --> 00:01:22,983 Yeah, but that's our retirement money. 29 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:26,687 We can't risk that. Oh, no, no, life is risk, Mama. 30 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:30,023 As Michael Jordan once said, you miss 100% of the shots 31 00:01:30,158 --> 00:01:32,593 you don't take. Hey, wasn't that Tiger Woods? 32 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:35,796 It's Wayne Gretzky. Read a book. 33 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:38,866 Look, don't worry about the risk, babe. 34 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:41,235 We're going to borrow the money from the bank. 35 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:44,071 All right? They're going to be begging us to take their money. 36 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:46,240 And I'm going to be like, "Nah, bro." 37 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:47,941 And then they're going to be like, "Calvin, 38 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:50,678 please take our money," and I'll be like, 39 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:52,713 "Aw, I don't know, man." 40 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:54,715 And then they gonna offer me some more money, 41 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:56,384 and I'll be like, "Eh, should I? Should I?" 42 00:01:57,885 --> 00:01:59,253 That's when they gonna double the offer, 43 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:01,755 and I'm gonna be like, "All right then." 44 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:07,361 Eh... Back to real life. 45 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:11,098 You know, it's never that easy to get a loan. 46 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:13,501 It is when you have an idea this good. 47 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:16,103 Servicing electric vehicles that have fallen out of warranty. 48 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:19,573 It's going to be huge. Then I can kiss JPL goodbye. 49 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:22,243 Oh, and it lights up. 50 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:25,613 Oh! Come on! 51 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:27,315 Well, check this out. 52 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:29,717 Your company has a gender-neutral bathroom. 53 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:31,619 How progressive of you, Pop. 54 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:35,223 Hey, look, me? Nah, I'm down with whatever, 55 00:02:35,223 --> 00:02:37,491 you know what I'm saying? But I am going to need 56 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:38,759 my own bathroom. 57 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:40,761 I get a shy bladder when women are around. 58 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:42,263 Okay. 59 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:46,834 You better. 60 00:02:49,637 --> 00:02:51,572 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 61 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,241 ♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪ 62 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:59,613 Ooh. Good news. The laser tag people just confirmed 63 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:00,948 for Grover's birthday. 64 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:02,516 They still can't do my party, huh? 65 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:03,751 They said no. 66 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,085 Hmm. 67 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:07,521 It just seems like... I didn't ask them, Dave. 68 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:11,892 You know, it's not just for kids, Gemma. 69 00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:14,295 There's a lot of strategy in LT. That's laser tag. 70 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:15,429 Oh, boy. 71 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:20,000 You have to be stealth, have catlike reflexes, 72 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:22,270 and you always keep your back up against the wall 73 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:25,273 so nobody can sneak up on you. Dave. 74 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,109 Hey, Gregory. 75 00:03:29,277 --> 00:03:32,446 Oh, hi. I'm Gemma, Dave's wife. It's nice to meet you. 76 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,147 Gregory. 77 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:38,586 Uh, we were just having lunch together 78 00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:41,289 and planning our son's 13th birthday party. 79 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:45,125 Oh, birthdays are fun. You know what's not fun? 80 00:03:45,293 --> 00:03:48,061 Being married for 20 years, and you wake up one day and 81 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:51,164 your wife tells you she's leaving you for her trainer. 82 00:03:53,301 --> 00:03:55,936 Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. 83 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:58,038 Yeah, that's really tough, um... 84 00:03:58,138 --> 00:04:01,108 Gregory. That's-that's-that's, uh... 85 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:03,143 That's really tough. 86 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:09,750 I'm going to go. 87 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:11,752 Yeah. 88 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:13,554 You haven't finished your lunch. 89 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:14,888 I'm full. 90 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:20,661 Gosh, Gregory, I'm really sorry to hear about you and your wife. 91 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,195 Oh, it's working out okay. 92 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:23,597 I'm looking forward to the weekend. 93 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:26,233 I've moved into a condo. I'm building a bookshelf. 94 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:28,469 Oh, and I'm working out at the gym on Saturday. 95 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:31,705 Well, that's great. Seems like a positive step towards healing. 96 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:34,342 With the same trainer my wife left me for. 97 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:38,612 I am never going to prepay for anything ever again. 98 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:42,115 But it sounds like you're going to have a good weekend. 99 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:44,885 Ha! Yeah. Please. If you're interested 100 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:46,954 in coming to a party with cold pizza 101 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:49,557 and 20 or so screaming kids all shooting at each other, 102 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:51,191 let me know. 103 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:53,761 Sounds like fun. Thanks. 104 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:56,063 Yeah, you're welcome. 105 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,472 Sounds like fun? 106 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:07,475 What the hell just happened? 107 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,446 You invited your weird, 108 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:16,083 sad-ass boss to our son's birthday party? 109 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:18,185 I don't know. I didn't mean to. 110 00:05:18,285 --> 00:05:20,621 I was obviously joking when I made the offer. 111 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:23,391 Was he obviously joking when he accepted? 112 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:26,259 It's not clear that he knows what a joke is. 113 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:30,197 But maybe he does. Look, I don't know. 114 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:35,436 Well, you better figure it out. I want this day to be special. 115 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:38,038 Our little boy is becoming a teenager. 116 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:39,740 You only get one 13th birthday. 117 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:44,177 Well, you only ever really ever get one of each birthday. 118 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:48,148 You think that was a smart thing to say right now, Dave? 119 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:52,653 I can't have that downer at the birthday party. 120 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:55,923 I don't want the kids to see how bad their lives could turn out. 121 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,825 What am I supposed to do? He's my boss. 122 00:05:57,925 --> 00:06:00,561 It's already weird. This will just make it weirder. 123 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:04,832 Just give him the wrong date by accident on purpose. 124 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:06,567 I do it all the time. 125 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:09,870 Is that why I missed your birthday party 126 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:11,439 when we first moved here? 127 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:15,776 All right, it's looking good. I'll see y'all later. 128 00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:26,186 H-H-Hey! 129 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:29,189 Check you out, Pop. 130 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:31,158 Looking cleaner than a game show host. 131 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:35,228 Ah. Survey says you ain't lying. 132 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:38,198 Okay. What's the occasion? 133 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:39,533 Well, me and Marty, 134 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:40,901 we're going to the bank to get a loan. 135 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:42,870 Okay. Hey, hey. 136 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:45,305 No! 137 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:47,274 What? 138 00:06:47,374 --> 00:06:49,009 Go put on a suit. 139 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:50,143 What's wrong with this? 140 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,879 It's not a suit. 141 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:55,348 If there's one thing I've learned, 142 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:57,585 it's that you have to look like you have money 143 00:06:57,685 --> 00:07:02,055 if you want people to give you more money. 144 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:07,895 Well, then I'm good, because this hoodie cost $250. 145 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:11,799 You paid $250 for gym clothes? 146 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,301 Go change. 147 00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:15,903 But, Daddy... Go on now. 148 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:21,942 Great to see you again, Calvin. 149 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:24,411 Marty. I remember when you were just a little tyke, 150 00:07:24,512 --> 00:07:26,547 running around the Pit Stop with a baseball bat. 151 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:29,282 Oh, that was my other son, Malcolm. 152 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:31,284 Oh, this is the nerd. 153 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:33,987 Mm-hmm. 154 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:35,355 How you doing? 155 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:36,957 Good. Good. 156 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:38,926 So, what am I looking at? 157 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:41,061 Well, you're looking at the future here, Doug. 158 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:43,230 You see the people who are out there driving 159 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:45,533 electric cars, when they have a problem, 160 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:47,701 they're hostages to the dealership. 161 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:50,370 We're going to give them a better, cheaper option. 162 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:51,839 How are you going to do that? 163 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:53,607 Well, the first thing we have to do is reverse... 164 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:56,309 Son, I got this. Okay. 165 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:57,978 Kids. 166 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:03,283 Doug, the problem with electric cars is that, one, 167 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:05,553 they're electrified, all right? 168 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:07,721 There's electricity. You're dealing with that. 169 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:11,091 You mix that, obviously-- the electrons 170 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:14,194 of the electrolytes is what happens, right? 171 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:17,765 And if you take these and you remove each electro-size... 172 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:19,800 electron... You know what, Marty? 173 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:22,169 Why don't you go ahead and tell him what we're going to do. 174 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:23,571 Just gonna hop in right there. 175 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:25,673 First of all, none of what you just said. 176 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:27,374 You see, 177 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:28,809 each car manufacturer 178 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:30,310 has its own unique operating system. 179 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:32,345 And if you can figure out how to reverse engineer it, 180 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:34,381 which, with my background at JPL, 181 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:36,016 I can, then you can repair 182 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:37,985 any brand of electric car. Hmm. 183 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,820 And we could do it cheaper than the dealership. 184 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,355 Huh. That is an interesting idea. And what would you be 185 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:44,958 securing the loan with? Securing it? 186 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:47,595 Well, we never do a loan this size without collateral. 187 00:08:47,595 --> 00:08:49,597 Your home, investment property. 188 00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:51,765 Doug, come on. 189 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:55,035 You don't need collateral for an idea this good. 190 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:57,605 It's no risk. 191 00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:59,773 I mean, you know me, and I know you, 192 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:03,877 so that's collateral enough. 193 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:07,748 Oh, my God. 194 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:11,685 Okay, Calvin. Sounds great. 195 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:14,087 There we go. There we go! All right! 196 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:16,690 All right. So, uh, 197 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,792 how long are we talking? Oh, very soon. 198 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:21,128 Just let me talk to my team, run it up the flagpole. 199 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,533 There is no flagpole, is there, Doug? 200 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:28,068 Well... 201 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:30,170 So you're not going to give us the money? 202 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:31,338 I'm not. 203 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:33,707 But I didn't want to say it in front of your little slugger. 204 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,743 I'm the nerd. 205 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,051 Hey, Gregory. 206 00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:46,519 Uh, just curious. When you said my son's 207 00:09:46,654 --> 00:09:49,089 birthday party sounded like fun, you were joking, right? 208 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,557 Were you joking? 209 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:52,926 Me? No. 210 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:57,030 Good. Because I spent $600 on a gift. 211 00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:02,069 That's funny. You know, 600 dol... 212 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:05,538 It's your wife's loss. You are way funnier than that trainer. 213 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:07,274 He doesn't have to be funny. 214 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:08,909 He has abs. 215 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,912 But I wasn't joking. 216 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,681 You... 217 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:17,317 My God. Uh... 218 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:19,019 You got my son a PlayStation 5. 219 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:22,289 Yes. How weird would it be if I showed up 220 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:24,224 at a kid's party without a gift? 221 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:26,694 Right. 222 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:29,162 Sure. Because, you know, that would be weird. 223 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:30,931 Yeah. 224 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:40,140 So the bank said no? I don't know what happened. 225 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:44,011 I had on my best suit, the cufflinks, the good cologne. 226 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:46,179 I even hit him with my rich white guy chuckle. 227 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:54,521 Telling me we need collateral. The Butler name is collateral. 228 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,125 You know what? Look, you gave it all you got. 229 00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,526 You know? 230 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:02,996 And if it's any consolation, you look handsome. 231 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:07,801 Well, my dreams are shattered, but my mama thinks I'm handsome. 232 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,937 It's a wash. 233 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:13,741 What am I hearing? 234 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,442 One rejection and y'all are giving up? 235 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,544 Do you know how many times the Wright brothers 236 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,612 crashed to the ground before they were able to fly? 237 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:20,914 How many? 238 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,750 I don't know exactly, Pop, 239 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,952 but I'm sure it was a bunch of times. 240 00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:28,288 Marty doesn't need to go crashing around in planes. 241 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:31,458 He needs to stay at JPL, which is like a nice, safe bus. 242 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:34,127 Statistically, more people die in buses than planes. 243 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:37,564 Stop hating on my point, Marty. 244 00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:38,932 I'm just saying that maybe 245 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,667 the universe is telling us something. 246 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,102 Maybe Marty should keep his nice, 247 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,670 steady job and your father and I could 248 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:45,572 keep our nice, cozy nest egg. 249 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,608 I don't want to just keep punching the clock at JPL. 250 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:50,310 Especially when we're sitting on such a great idea. 251 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:53,180 And if we don't do it, somebody else will. 252 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:57,117 You know what? Maybe we should be pitching this 253 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,887 like a tech start-up. Go venture capitalist. 254 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:02,322 Exactly. You see, they have vision. They take risks. 255 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,124 Yeah, they move fast. They break things. 256 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,526 So do toddlers. What's your point? 257 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,930 What I'm saying is, I know a guy that used 258 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,899 to work at JPL who made a fortune on crypto. 259 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:13,466 Now he's an angel investor. 260 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,202 Angel investor? 261 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:18,638 That sound like a fancy way of saying sugar daddy. 262 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:22,976 Marty, I ain't doing nothing strange for some change. 263 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:35,388 Marty, I feel ridiculous. 264 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:38,826 I got on this big jacket, and half my legs are out. 265 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,161 Dad, this is what you have to wear when you're 266 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,562 meeting with a young investor. 267 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:44,164 Well, it better work fast, 268 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,834 because I'm cold on the bottom and I'm hot on the top. 269 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,573 What was that? 270 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:55,442 That's who we're here to meet. 271 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:02,449 Marty and Marty's dad! Things are getting litty. 272 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:05,385 What is up? Hey, thanks for having us, Pike. 273 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:08,889 Pike? Is that your last name or your first name? 274 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,357 Yes. 275 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,162 Guys, have a seat. 276 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:20,333 Uh, you know, I think I'll stand. 277 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:23,136 I don't have beanbag knees. 278 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,372 Take a swing. 279 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:31,311 Yeah. Okay, sure. Yeah, I'll just swing. 280 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:32,312 Okay. 281 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,448 All right. Okay. 282 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:39,152 Yeah. Feeling litty. Yeah, very good. Very litty. 283 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:42,089 Let's get into it. Blow me away. 284 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,891 Use-use your legs, Daddy. 285 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:46,159 Okay. 286 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,997 Uh... You got to... 287 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:55,368 Hey, uh, I hate to be-be rude here, but, uh, 288 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,905 is this a business or a daycare center? 289 00:13:57,905 --> 00:14:00,173 Ha! Daycare center. 290 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:02,042 I like this guy. 291 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:05,445 Yeah. My dad is hilarious. 292 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:06,513 I'm going to cut to the chase. 293 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:07,714 I read your guys' one-liner. 294 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:08,916 I'm very interested. 295 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,450 Okay, well, 296 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,985 we think there's about to be 297 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,254 a huge market in EVs that are falling out of warranty. 298 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,788 One question. 299 00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,790 You're going to reverse engineer the operating systems? 300 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,559 Yes. I'm in. 301 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,128 Oh. 302 00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:23,763 I'm sorry, I missed it, guys. 303 00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:26,133 I'm in. Oh! 304 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,800 So, wait a minute. 305 00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:31,038 You don't have to, uh, talk to your team or your-your mom? 306 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:33,673 I love this guy. 307 00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:36,443 Okay. Whoa. 308 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,578 I only got one problem. Uh-oh. 309 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:41,181 You guys aren't asking for enough money. 310 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,749 We need to add a zero. 311 00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:45,185 Well, all right! 312 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,555 Dudes, let's make history. 313 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,358 I'll text my guy to wire you the money now. 314 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:54,294 Morton Alderman. Yeah? 315 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,163 You're under arrest for securities fraud, 316 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,430 wire fraud and money laundering. 317 00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:00,033 Securities fraud? Marty, call my mom! 318 00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:04,837 Officer, could you let him hit "send" before you take him away? 319 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:07,340 Was he sending you money? 320 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,309 Money? No. 321 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,411 No, no, no, no, no. 322 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:12,679 No money. No, no. 323 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,681 He was sending me a meme. Memes. 324 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,284 Y-You seen the one with the baby 325 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,352 on the horse, and then the daddy come in? 326 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,821 And the daddy say, "Give my baby back." 327 00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:23,190 It was... 328 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,692 Yeah. Let's get out of here. 329 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,698 So not fair. 330 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:32,899 What happened? 331 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,367 We just won again. 332 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,003 Gregory is so good! 333 00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:39,106 Yes, he is. 334 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:40,307 Every round, he zapped me 335 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:41,774 in the first five seconds. 336 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:44,344 You left yourself wide open, man. 337 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,813 This game is so easy. 338 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:50,017 Gregory, you were a sharpshooter in the Marines. 339 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:54,921 Hey, Gemma, thank you so much for letting me bring a plus-one. 340 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,757 How you doing, Mumbles? 341 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,393 I didn't want to leave him at home. 342 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:03,296 He's been having some digestive issues. 343 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:08,468 Ah. Well, I just caught him eating a whole box of donuts 344 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,803 but maybe that'll help settle his stomach. 345 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:15,108 Mumbles, were you a naughty boy? 346 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:18,411 Hey, you know what, Gregory? Maybe Mumbles needs some air. 347 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,180 You know, feel free to take... 348 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,917 Come on, man. Really? 349 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:27,454 There are no rules in war, David. 350 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:33,726 I am so sorry you didn't get the money, guys. 351 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,595 But, look, don't be discouraged. 352 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,497 There's so many other things you can try. 353 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,766 Remember we went to that farmer's market 354 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,734 and we saw that guy who sold his own honey? 355 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,570 You thought that was so cool. 356 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,839 I need bees, Tina. 357 00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:50,410 Oh, look. 358 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,079 Yeah. David's friend. 359 00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:54,914 Okay. Not right now, Gregory. I am having a hard day. 360 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:58,751 Day? Must be nice. I'm having a hard year. 361 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,421 My wife left me for a guy who looks like 362 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,123 Brad Pitt in Fight Club. 363 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,892 Damn, that's prime Pitt. 364 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:11,564 It's not just his looks. He's a risk-taker and I'm not. 365 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:14,234 I'm just a normie with a nine-to-five 366 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,936 on his fourth Toyota Corolla. 367 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,107 And now look at me. 368 00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,209 Here I am, stuck at a kid's birthday party 369 00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:24,544 I didn't even want to go to, but 370 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,113 Dave invited me and then made it weird. 371 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:31,818 Hey, Gregory, Mumbles is barking in his sleep, 372 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,486 and he is scaring the kids. 373 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,988 Oh, God. The nightmares are back. 374 00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:38,191 Oh... 375 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,559 Man. 376 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:40,660 What? 377 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,028 I'm Gregory. 378 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:43,630 What? What are you talking about? 379 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:44,997 I'm Gregory. Think about it. 380 00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:46,633 I just lost my fiancée, I'm stuck at 381 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,301 a boring job, I'm playing it safe. 382 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,371 Oh, no. Come on, Marty. It's not like that. 383 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:52,805 I drive a Chevy Bolt! 384 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,142 That's the Corolla of electric cars. 385 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,312 Calm down, Marty, we're still in this thing. 386 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,548 We'll... We'll figure it out. 387 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:05,152 Calvin, I love that you're supporting our baby's dream. 388 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,919 And I always will. 389 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,159 You know what? 390 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,526 Go for it. 391 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,061 Excuse me? 392 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:18,231 To hell with counting on other people's money. 393 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,933 This is a great idea. Whatever we need to do to 394 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,569 get that loan, let's do it. 395 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,337 Are you serious? 396 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,674 Baby, I believe in us. 397 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,676 You know, I was so worried about the money, 398 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,412 I wasn't thinking about what this meant for Marty. 399 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:36,249 I don't want him to end up a sad man with a saggy dog. 400 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:41,421 Really, Mama? Yes, baby. 401 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,490 So, Dad, are we back in? 402 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,258 Yes. Yes! 403 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,194 We in it to win it. You know what? 404 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:50,397 It's a risk we can handle because we have the collateral. 405 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:51,564 We got the house. 406 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:52,665 Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. 407 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,201 You are risking the house? 408 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:56,769 All right, Pop, that's what I'm talking about. 409 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:59,306 Betting on yourself. That is bold. 410 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,241 I'm not that bold. 411 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,210 No, I'm risking your house. Yeah. 412 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,578 Whoa, whoa, whoa, that seems like a rash decision. 413 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,113 I like it, and I'm in. 414 00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:09,882 Of course you're in, Marty. It's your business. 415 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,751 I'm not even involved and y'all risking my house. 416 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:14,020 Shh! Don't worry, baby. 417 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,556 Worst-case scenario, you can move 418 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,024 back in with your mama. 419 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:21,328 I mean, it's a win-win for me. 420 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:23,996 And listen, Malcolm. 421 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,399 If we lose the house, 422 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:29,035 I'll give you your deposit back. 423 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,037 I didn't give you any deposit. 424 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,139 So what the hell you complaining about? 425 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:40,880 LeBron to the hole. Boom! 426 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,250 Ha-ha! I love this game. 427 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:46,419 You know, this is the best present Grover's ever got. 428 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,921 Can I get a turn? 429 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,991 In a minute. 430 00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:53,960 You said that 90 minutes ago. 431 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:57,430 Well, I'm only down 43 points. 432 00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:01,968 I can't believe Gregory bought this boy a PS5. 433 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,371 Me neither. I told him he could come over 434 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:05,805 and play it anytime. 435 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,008 You what? 436 00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:11,511 Well, I mean, I was obviously joking. 437 00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,516 It couldn't be, could it? 438 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,089 It is. 439 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,562 Ha! Gregory. 440 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:33,266 Surprised to see you here on this Saturday night 441 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,635 at... 9:00 p.m. 442 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,305 Yeah, it wasn't my plan, 443 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:41,874 but Grover invited me and then made it weird. 444 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,045 Guess I got next. 445 00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:57,256 Captioning sponsored by CBS 446 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:59,859 and TOYOTA. 447 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:04,464 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 32634

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